Tires S01 Promo Trailer HD - Tires Season 1
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00:00 Thank you for shopping at Valley Forge Automotive.
00:03 Has anyone helped you out yet?
00:04 Whoa, you're a big guy.
00:05 Are you in a good way?
00:06 Yeah.
00:07 Hell yeah.
00:07 Quick too?
00:08 Not too quick.
00:09 No?
00:09 [laughs]
00:10 It's gonna be a good day.
00:12 I'm gonna have about five or six brewskis.
00:13 Five or six?
00:14 Seven or eight. Good call.
00:16 You'll black out!
00:17 I'm probably gonna black out at work today.
00:18 Shane?
00:19 Two or three brewskis.
00:19 Fine, two or three.
00:20 Deal.
00:21 Six.
00:22 [laughs]
00:22 You guys make it impossible for me to manage this place.
00:25 You show up late for work almost every single day.
00:28 Copy that.
00:29 You poop in the customer's bathroom.
00:31 And you use up all your vacation days.
00:34 And I still look the other way the day after that insane clown posse concert.
00:37 Couldn't get the fucking makeup off.
00:39 Okay.
00:39 These numbers are dog shit, pal.
00:42 When's the last time you sold anything?
00:44 Are we closing?
00:45 Is our shop shutting down?
00:47 There's a time to start caring.
00:48 It's now, my man.
00:49 You wanna watch me peel out?
00:51 Yeah, absolutely.
00:52 [laughs]
00:53 You are in a bit of a pickle.
00:55 You want me to fix it? I can help you.
00:56 That feels like a trap.
00:57 I'm gonna take care of this.
00:59 Why'd you just do that with your eyebrows?
01:01 Do what?
01:02 Look, I'm gonna be straight with you.
01:07 We're the dumbest fucking guys on earth.
01:09 Maybe I shouldn't have fucked around so much in high school.
01:11 Maybe I should chill on the drinking.
01:13 Maybe the whole party's over.
01:14 Fuck that.
01:16 We can sit in here and sulk in the dark.
01:19 Or we can crawl our asses out into the sun and sell some fucking tires.
01:22 Hmm, that's really nice.
01:24 What are you gonna do, suck his dick?
01:26 All right.
01:26 Put a heads up, though, guy.
01:27 It's gonna take 45 fucking minutes.
01:28 Okay, fuck off.
01:29 You look good.
01:37 Dude, you're like way older than us.
01:38 You're like old enough to be our dad.
01:40 It's pretty hot when you put it like that, isn't it?
01:42 No!
01:43 All right!
01:44 Valley Forgeana, this is Will. How can I help you?
01:48 Uh-oh.
01:49 Stop.
01:50 And we're on the camera.
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