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00:00:00 [crowd laughing]
00:00:10 Today I got divorced by my husband, Iden Valentino.
00:00:16 We've been married for three years, but as fate would have it, he doesn't even know what I look like.
00:00:22 Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Iden Valentino's behalf. Your three year marriage contract with him has come to an end.
00:00:30 These are your divorce papers. You may keep this mansion as well as the $2 million you previously borrowed.
00:00:36 Please sign.
00:00:42 Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding and now I can't show up to what, his divorce either?
00:00:46 Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France at the moment.
00:00:50 Right, you mean falling in love with this piece of shit little girlfriend Patricia Brown?
00:00:56 [phone ringing]
00:01:02 Um...
00:01:08 I'm sorry, so just, if you could just pass along a final message to him, you know, for me.
00:01:16 Sure.
00:01:18 Could you, could you just tell him, like in this exact wording,
00:01:24 he was so disappointing as a husband I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:30 Got that?
00:01:32 Goldfish.
00:01:34 Got it.
00:01:40 We're here!
00:01:44 We're here!
00:01:46 What is this Lisa? Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:01:54 I don't know about this.
00:01:56 Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag. He never even gave a single damn about me.
00:02:02 I'm still hopelessly in love. But today I have to let go.
00:02:06 Yeah.
00:02:08 That arrogant asshole's the one I love.
00:02:20 Thank you.
00:02:22 Thank you.
00:02:24 Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:30 Ooh.
00:02:34 Smash, I found my target. Have fun, okay? I'll meet up with you later.
00:02:40 Wait.
00:02:44 No! Ollie, wait!
00:02:54 Oh, sorry.
00:03:00 Are you okay?
00:03:01 Yeah, I think somebody might have actually drugged my drink.
00:03:04 Oh!
00:03:12 Iden Valentino. My ex-husband.
00:03:20 Iden Valentino. My ex-husband.
00:03:26 Old family's bankrupt. Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:03:31 How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:03:34 I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:03:38 Sounds so bad.
00:03:40 Hey! Get away from her!
00:03:49 Mind your business, unless you want your ribs broken too.
00:04:00 I'd have to have business to get your rib broken too!
00:04:02 Are you okay?
00:04:04 Thank you.
00:04:05 Of course.
00:04:06 What's your name?
00:04:07 Iden.
00:04:08 Thank you, Iden.
00:04:09 I'm so sorry.
00:04:20 I've had a crush on you for five years and you're married for three.
00:04:25 My husband.
00:04:27 You don't even know who I am.
00:04:56 (sniffling)
00:05:24 This can be our departing gift.
00:05:28 Then it's goodbye forever.
00:05:49 Wonderful. The mistress calls.
00:05:57 Hello?
00:05:58 Who are you?
00:05:59 Iden Valentino is still asleep. Who is this?
00:06:02 Why is it on my boyfriend's phone?
00:06:07 Boyfriend? He was my husband until yesterday.
00:06:11 Iden's been calling me "babe" and "fat old mate" so who do you think I am?
00:06:16 Iden would never. Who is this?
00:06:24 You're pretty average.
00:06:30 Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:06:39 That's time to work cheating on me. Scumbag.
00:06:50 Can I help you?
00:06:57 Do you want this?
00:06:59 I really don't want any more tickets. I'll sell it on eBay.
00:07:02 You don't want it?
00:07:03 This looks almost brand new.
00:07:05 Yes. Wow, thank you.
00:07:13 That's a cute little puppy sticker. Thanks.
00:07:30 Just average. Just average.
00:07:41 Where are any of my clothes?
00:07:45 Jake, Iden hit a new phone.
00:07:47 Yes sir.
00:07:48 Find out who spiked my drink.
00:07:49 Yes sir.
00:07:50 More importantly, find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:07:55 Will do sir.
00:07:57 Also, today is your first day as CEO for the company you just acquired.
00:08:00 I start heading out.
00:08:01 Sorry.
00:08:02 By the way, as per the agreement three years ago, Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:08:06 Oh. Did she say anything?
00:08:08 Um, the missus said, um...
00:08:11 You are such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:08:15 Rude.
00:08:18 Apologies.
00:08:19 Her words, not mine sir.
00:08:22 Like the girls from last night.
00:08:43 Chop chop, pay the new CEO's about to arrive. Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:08:51 Stupid ex-wife is going to make me late.
00:08:54 And sore.
00:08:56 You were never late.
00:08:58 That party of last night?
00:08:59 No.
00:09:01 It was my style.
00:09:03 I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe and he's truly hot and ultra rich.
00:09:09 Well, then Marion would be so damn lucky.
00:09:12 You think he's interested in one of us?
00:09:14 Okay. Don't be delusional. He's probably a goldfish.
00:09:17 Oh, you're right. What are you two babbling about?
00:09:20 Hey, the CEO's about to be here. We need to go.
00:09:22 He's here.
00:09:24 Oh my god. It's happening. Get up. Go, go, go.
00:09:26 Everybody look sharp.
00:09:28 Thank you.
00:09:29 You're welcome.
00:09:45 Come on. Smile.
00:10:11 Oh my god. This is so embarrassing.
00:10:25 Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:10:31 It's important to maintain a professional image. Next time this happens, I'm going to have to get the book.
00:10:44 Okay. He doesn't recognize my face but not even my name?
00:10:50 Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:10:53 Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:10:57 Your hair smells kind of nice. Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:11:03 Um, let her know that I'd like her to be my secretary, please. Thank you.
00:11:10 Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:11:15 What?
00:11:18 I'm an engineer. I'm an engineer.
00:11:22 Hey, hey, hey.
00:11:27 Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time being.
00:11:38 I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir. Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:11:43 Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:11:47 No. Just curious.
00:11:51 Your mom was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone, so she's requesting you pick her up tomorrow.
00:11:55 [Grunts]
00:12:00 [Music]
00:12:14 Coffee or tea?
00:12:17 Coffee.
00:12:22 I'll get that right away.
00:12:24 Oh, and next time, knock. It's basic etiquette.
00:12:29 Of course, your majesty.
00:12:40 Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:12:50 You said coffee?
00:12:52 Coffee, please.
00:12:53 Yeah.
00:12:54 Sorry.
00:12:55 I'll go get the coffee.
00:12:58 She wants my attention.
00:13:05 I was going to walk in there, and I was going to say, "Quick." And then I was going to slap him.
00:13:16 Samson, boss wants to see you.
00:13:19 Okay.
00:13:22 For coffee, sir.
00:13:24 [Screams]
00:13:26 Jeez.
00:13:29 Okay.
00:13:30 All right.
00:13:34 Oh, my God.
00:13:36 Louisa Samson, what are you doing?
00:13:39 Do you need something from me, sir?
00:13:41 Yes, I need you.
00:13:43 I need you to go shopping to get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:13:49 That must be for Patricia Brown, for that call I intercepted last night.
00:13:58 Scumbag.
00:13:59 What?
00:14:01 Because I'm celebrating because an overly competent engineer such as myself am more qualified to tackle such a daunting task of figuring out gifts.
00:14:20 Have we met before?
00:14:23 Have we met before?
00:14:24 We slept together, too, dummy.
00:14:27 I don't think so.
00:14:30 Go get your gifts now.
00:14:31 Thank you.
00:14:36 God, this is hot.
00:14:39 Jake, an ice pack, ASAP.
00:14:44 And another coffee.
00:14:50 What is this?
00:14:53 Looks like a piece of shit, sir. I think it is intentional.
00:15:00 Louisa.
00:15:02 Yes?
00:15:04 Do you have a problem with me?
00:15:07 What?
00:15:09 What are you talking about?
00:15:10 Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:15:13 Oh.
00:15:15 Okay.
00:15:16 I'm an engineer, so all I had was parchment paper.
00:15:24 You're just trying to get my attention, are you?
00:15:26 Don't misunderstand me. I simply thought that brown paper would match Miss Brown's absence.
00:15:32 Whoever said this is for Patricia Brown? It's actually for...
00:15:38 What's up?
00:15:40 How many mistresses do you have?
00:15:42 Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:15:44 He's buying gifts for me?
00:15:47 He's never gotten me anything in the three years we've been married.
00:15:51 Maybe he does have a heart.
00:15:54 Oh.
00:15:56 Your ex-wife is also named Louisa Sampson.
00:15:59 You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:16:01 I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:16:05 Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address so she can send this to her?
00:16:13 Jesus fucking Christ, I know where I live.
00:16:17 I'll find the address.
00:16:23 Hmm, she wants to play.
00:16:25 And I shall indulge her.
00:16:29 No, you stupid bitch.
00:16:30 You really did not remember your ex-wife's name.
00:16:34 Forget his ass. You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:16:37 Why don't we go again?
00:16:39 No, I, um, I gotta...
00:16:42 You don't want to drink?
00:16:43 Go ahead.
00:16:45 I don't, yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:16:47 Hey, hey, can I play that?
00:16:50 So, why don't you go to a business dinner and drink with us tonight?
00:16:56 Uh, tonight I can't.
00:16:58 I have, um, got plans and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:17:02 Perfect. You can be our designated driver then.
00:17:08 Um, no.
00:17:14 Cheers.
00:17:22 Why won't she drink up? This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:17:25 How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:17:31 Ask me nicely and maybe I'll save you.
00:17:38 How about this? I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:17:43 It's wonderful for your... health.
00:17:48 I'm sure that your wife will be very excited about it later tonight.
00:18:06 Slick. Procrastinates.
00:18:09 Maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:18:16 It's that time. I've got peanuts.
00:18:21 You know about the boss's peanut allergy? And how the hell would you know that?
00:18:25 Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy in town, so you know all the girls in the office have been talking about it.
00:18:32 I knew it. She's interested in me.
00:18:37 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Ms. Epson.
00:18:40 Says the one who hires his ex-wife to be his secretary?
00:18:43 Yeah, excuse me, just a minute.
00:18:51 Excuse me.
00:18:56 She's a good secretary. I still don't understand why you want me to prank her for you.
00:19:01 Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:19:04 So she has a sense of humor. Don't be so mean to her.
00:19:07 I was your college roommate for four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:19:21 Excuse me, where are you going?
00:19:24 You're my driver.
00:19:31 Oops. I better go check out my restaurant.
00:19:36 Excuse me.
00:19:42 Your grandfather called. He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino to come back and have dinner with him now that you're back in the country.
00:19:47 He doesn't know that we're divorced?
00:19:51 Your grandfather's health has declined. Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:19:55 After all, it is her who's been taking care of him all these years.
00:20:01 She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract from my grandpa. She would have allegedly run into him to save him from an asthma attack.
00:20:07 Not to mention the two million dollars she got out of it.
00:20:10 So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him? It's all for her own benefit.
00:20:15 Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Aiden.
00:20:22 Come on. Let it out.
00:20:25 I should have just let him die. Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:20:29 And then rip up his two million dollar check and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:20:34 Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife? What else am I supposed to do?
00:20:39 I waited for three years. And for what? Some pitiful divorce gifts?
00:20:45 Which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:20:48 I should just give it up. But you've been in love with him for so long.
00:20:52 And you gave up so much for him.
00:20:59 Samson. Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:21:07 He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:21:10 He's insane. I'm quitting.
00:21:12 [screaming]
00:21:36 [screaming]
00:21:43 She spent her entire career sky high thanks to your help.
00:21:45 She broke her leg four years ago, saving my life. I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:21:54 Here, take this.
00:21:55 Thank you. Aiden, thank you so much for picking it up.
00:22:00 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:22:04 Hey, well, I tried to call you two days ago and some random woman picked up. Who was she?
00:22:14 Sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:22:18 Was it okay?
00:22:19 Yeah, it's fine. It got out of the way in time.
00:22:21 Ew.
00:22:23 What? What's going on?
00:22:25 I hit my knee. It's hurting.
00:22:27 Hey, Jake, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:22:29 No, no, no, no, no. We don't need to go to the hospital. Aiden's too far gone and I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:22:35 But, if you spend some time with me, you'll feel better.
00:22:43 Get in the car.
00:22:46 [sigh]
00:22:49 Letter of resignation.
00:22:52 So, Stephen's covering for Anna while she's away. I moved your 11am to 12.
00:22:56 And then lastly, the boarding mail today. They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here, they want to transfer you to their new start up for three months.
00:23:02 He's only going to be here for three months? That means I don't have to resign.
00:23:08 What is that? Your apology for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:23:15 Okay.
00:23:17 It's... it's...
00:23:20 [sneeze]
00:23:22 [music]
00:23:26 I was following. You know, falling for me will have severe consequences.
00:23:33 Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago, um, saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:23:39 And, uh, I have 20/20 vision.
00:23:42 And what is that supposed to mean?
00:23:44 She's calling you ugly, sir. And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:23:48 [sigh]
00:23:52 [music]
00:23:55 Looks like the break-in molded her. She's special.
00:23:59 If he thinks he can bully me in a submission, he's got another thing coming.
00:24:04 Owen, get me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:24:06 Wait for secretary, sir.
00:24:08 Secretary? Duh!
00:24:14 Hello.
00:24:15 Hey.
00:24:16 Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:24:18 A family dinner tonight.
00:24:25 Okay.
00:24:32 I can't keep this secret forever.
00:24:34 I cannot do it.
00:24:37 There are other jobs in the world. I'll lose this one if I ever...
00:24:44 Grandpa Valentino?
00:24:46 Uncle said you weren't feeling well.
00:24:48 Oh, ow, ow.
00:24:51 I must have hurt something.
00:24:52 Sit, sit, sit, sit. Here.
00:24:53 I'll be alright.
00:24:55 You know, the doctors said it would be healthy for me to have some distraction.
00:25:01 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps.
00:25:06 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps.
00:25:10 Then I could run around chasing after them.
00:25:14 Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:25:18 How about some tea?
00:25:20 That would be lovely.
00:25:21 Okay.
00:25:23 Wait. Where's Iden?
00:25:29 Um, Iden and I...
00:25:34 Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived at the driveway.
00:25:38 Well, finally.
00:25:40 Let's go get him, my dear.
00:25:42 Okay.
00:25:56 Sir, Mr. Iden is a bit busy at the moment, so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:26:01 I get to live another day! Yes!
00:26:10 Tell me, where is he?
00:26:13 He's, um, he's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:26:16 Ugh, Brown is a bitch again.
00:26:19 Ah, boy.
00:26:22 Have a goldfish.
00:26:25 I'm going to swap him out for a goldfish.
00:26:33 Oh, gosh.
00:26:37 Ah!
00:26:39 Oh, Iden, can you open my leg?
00:26:41 Yes.
00:26:42 I need to really stretch my glute.
00:26:44 Wider?
00:26:45 Yeah.
00:26:46 Open it.
00:26:47 More.
00:26:48 It's open.
00:26:49 Ah!
00:26:59 Uh, excuse me, sir.
00:27:00 Your grandfather insists that you join him.
00:27:02 Oh, yeah, yeah, I think I should go.
00:27:04 I thought you wanted nothing to do with your skinny ex-wife.
00:27:13 Hey, Grandpa.
00:27:14 How are you?
00:27:15 Um, I think I'm just coming to check up on you.
00:27:17 What are you...
00:27:18 Oh, you remember I exist, do you?
00:27:21 You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:27:24 Hell, you missed Lisa.
00:27:26 She just left.
00:27:27 Even the tea is still warm.
00:27:29 You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours and spare one glance at your wife.
00:27:34 Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:27:37 Don't you mention her name in this house.
00:27:39 Go explain to your wife.
00:27:40 Actually, there's something that I was...
00:27:44 Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:27:50 She takes me to all my doctor visits.
00:27:53 Even this tea.
00:27:55 She makes the blend all herself.
00:28:00 Okay.
00:28:06 This tea isn't bad.
00:28:10 You could be drinking this every day.
00:28:13 Grandpa, it's average.
00:28:15 Okay.
00:28:16 Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:28:18 I gave it to Lisa already.
00:28:20 You can't bribe me with pets.
00:28:23 I want a human great-grandchild.
00:28:26 Now go home.
00:28:27 And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:28:31 Okay, Grandpa.
00:28:37 Hey, where are you going with my tea?
00:28:39 It's not bad.
00:28:43 Hey, girl, what's wrong?
00:28:44 Is your dad still a veterinarian and do you know how to take care of a goldfish?
00:28:47 Yes and no.
00:28:48 But, Gord, you got a goldfish?
00:28:50 I got a goldfish.
00:28:51 Oh, I should have called up.
00:28:54 All the tea today?
00:28:59 Order up.
00:29:00 One pipe and hot tea.
00:29:02 I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:29:05 or from fumigating himself every day with body spray,
00:29:07 but either way you'll look like a feral dog when you smell it, won't you?
00:29:10 How's that for tea?
00:29:12 Make sure it's hot!
00:29:18 What?
00:29:19 Not enough work for you to do?
00:29:20 Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:29:24 You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretary thing,
00:29:27 so maybe I should ask--
00:29:28 Oh, don't cut yourself short.
00:29:29 Make a nice cup of coffee.
00:29:35 Not a bad cup of tea, either.
00:29:37 It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:29:43 So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:29:47 It's just an herbal blend.
00:29:49 Hmm.
00:29:50 I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:29:55 I did?
00:29:56 Trish, I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:30:03 First time seeing the mistress in person.
00:30:06 She's pretty.
00:30:09 But stupid, and mean.
00:30:11 I have to go shopping.
00:30:12 Why don't you come with?
00:30:13 I'm a bit busy today.
00:30:16 Here, why don't you take the card, Lisa?
00:30:18 Take her shopping.
00:30:19 Thank you.
00:30:23 You two have fun.
00:30:24 Men like you stupid, don't they?
00:30:35 Take a photo of me holding this, and then we can just throw it out after.
00:30:45 Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:30:50 I can tell you what I did.
00:30:52 He sent you here to serve me.
00:30:55 I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.
00:30:57 Is that because you spent so much time looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:31:00 I'm going to spot away all the flies surrounding Iden.
00:31:05 Flies among turtles.
00:31:07 Are you calling me a piece of shit?
00:31:09 Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:31:13 Hey, what is going on?
00:31:14 She hit me!
00:31:18 I love technology.
00:31:20 She hit me, actually.
00:31:22 The security camera is not a lie.
00:31:29 Anyway, as if I haven't watched enough real short shows to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:31:36 Did you hit her?
00:31:37 No!
00:31:38 She's lying!
00:31:40 Thank God that shit-head ex-husband didn't take the house and hot-head with it.
00:31:47 I can relax after a long day.
00:32:02 What is it, shit-head ex-husband?
00:32:04 Wait, what did you just call me?
00:32:06 Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:32:10 Look, I'm a bit drunk, so I'm going to need you to come pick me up at the Heaven Bar.
00:32:16 What?
00:32:17 Yeah.
00:32:18 Wait, 7th Heaven?
00:32:19 No way I'm going.
00:32:21 Ugh!
00:32:23 Shit, I told him to go to hell.
00:32:26 Ugh!
00:32:33 Hey.
00:32:35 You're cute.
00:32:37 Wanna dance?
00:32:39 You're drunk.
00:32:41 How about I take you home?
00:32:43 No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:32:46 Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:32:48 Hey, you get up?
00:32:50 Hey, ever heard of first-come-first-served Ugly Betty?
00:32:53 If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:32:57 Okay.
00:32:58 Um, you know what?
00:33:01 Let's bet on it.
00:33:02 If he comes home with me, you beat his tap.
00:33:04 But if he goes home with you, I'll beat the shit out of you.
00:33:07 Deal.
00:33:08 Should've checked the mirror before leaving the house, loser.
00:33:10 Great.
00:33:15 Wanna come home with me?
00:33:19 Uh, that sounds good.
00:33:23 What, is he blind?
00:33:25 I'm clearly the hot one.
00:33:31 Thanks for picking up the tap.
00:33:35 Good?
00:33:36 Mm-hmm.
00:33:37 Mind if you call Jake?
00:33:40 Or Miss Pokeypants?
00:33:43 What, are you jealous?
00:33:45 My God, how can he be this hot?
00:33:48 Mr. Valentino?
00:33:50 This is Valentino?
00:33:51 The sign?
00:33:56 Oh, sorry.
00:33:57 Former Mrs. Valentino.
00:34:04 Oh!
00:34:06 Hey, kid.
00:34:07 Sorry for interrupting.
00:34:08 Carry on.
00:34:12 Rich guys only start dating her after the divorce.
00:34:17 Hey, no money for us lawyers.
00:34:24 So?
00:34:27 Mrs. Valentino.
00:34:30 Okay, um...
00:34:35 I'm...
00:34:38 Your ex-wife.
00:34:44 Oh, okay, okay.
00:34:49 Just kidding, I'm good.
00:34:55 Okay, I'm just playing.
00:34:57 Okay, okay, okay.
00:35:00 Okay.
00:35:09 Oh, sauce.
00:35:15 You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:35:19 I bet you think I skimmed my way into this marriage.
00:35:27 When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you,
00:35:31 I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:35:35 Whatever.
00:35:36 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:39 Your house, your hair smells so nice.
00:35:42 Your shot's not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.
00:35:50 Why, why does she always yell at me?
00:35:53 I don't yell at you.
00:35:57 Well, then tell me.
00:35:59 Why do you play so hard to get?
00:36:07 Oh, my God, I'm so confused.
00:36:13 Okay, you were drunk, and now you're drunk.
00:36:17 Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:36:20 Lisa Sampson!
00:36:23 Hey, look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:36:27 that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:36:32 I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:36:33 Don't assume the worst of me.
00:36:35 Is money all that you care about?
00:36:37 No, I should have left you at the club.
00:36:38 Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:36:43 Shit, I fucked up.
00:36:51 Got files for you.
00:36:54 I got your favorite pastry.
00:36:55 They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:36:58 They need you to sign your shirt immediately.
00:37:01 Okay, I just want to talk a little bit to you about last night.
00:37:12 Close your shoulder.
00:37:14 Mr. Valentino, I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:37:18 What?
00:37:25 No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes.
00:37:27 Here, Jake, how am I going to see who it actually is?
00:37:31 Thank God, it's just a silhouette.
00:37:33 It may just be a silhouette,
00:37:35 but I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon with a positive pregnancy test
00:37:38 asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:37:41 Stop with the overreactive imagination. Take it back, Jake.
00:37:44 No way am I pregnant.
00:37:47 Sampson, your back.
00:37:50 What?
00:37:51 Your back and the back of your hair look identical to the woman in this video.
00:37:54 Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:37:57 Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:38:01 He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:38:06 Take off your blazer.
00:38:07 What?
00:38:10 You heard me. Take off the blazer.
00:38:14 That's an HR violation, actually.
00:38:16 Well, if that was you and the security camera, I can go to HR.
00:38:19 Now take off the blazer.
00:38:21 Lisa, what's the problem?
00:38:24 The blazer. We take off our blazer.
00:38:26 Take it off.
00:38:28 What's going on here?
00:38:30 You're trying to steal my boyfriend.
00:38:32 That's enough, Patricia.
00:38:34 We're coming on our date, right?
00:38:37 Great, I'm going to leave.
00:38:38 You're coming with us.
00:38:39 What?
00:38:42 I can't.
00:38:43 I've got a fish to feed at home, and I don't want it to go belly up.
00:38:47 Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:38:51 Your boss.
00:38:52 The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man.
00:38:58 Well, you're on the clock.
00:39:00 So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:39:03 I didn't. You can't serve me, man.
00:39:07 Fine. I'll go.
00:39:10 But that's over time.
00:39:12 Yeah.
00:39:19 Oh my god, I did.
00:39:20 Did you see that new film I got started in?
00:39:22 Okay, there's this character, Evil Queen, and she reminds me so much of your spooky ex-wife.
00:39:30 Thank you, my friend. Of course. All the help.
00:39:33 Cheers.
00:39:40 Oh no! Looks like I got you all wet. I guess you gotta go home and change.
00:39:47 Bathroom!
00:39:50 Sorry. Evil Queen bathroom.
00:39:56 Anyway, the production was eh. My coverage, eh.
00:40:00 They really should have put a higher budget. I just, like, I'm a queen.
00:40:03 Like, clearly they didn't know what she was doing. They didn't give me enough broads or I just, whatever.
00:40:07 But you know me.
00:40:13 Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Iden.
00:40:17 And who are you to tell me this?
00:40:19 His mistress.
00:40:20 He loves me.
00:40:30 What are you gonna do? Hit me?
00:40:32 Bingo.
00:40:35 You asked for it. Mistress is getting slapped.
00:40:38 Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:40:40 Huh? Iden, she slapped me!
00:40:43 And why would you do that?
00:40:44 Because I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:40:51 I don't think I can't fire you.
00:40:53 Yes, fire her! You can't. Because I am firing you. For my life.
00:40:59 You can't do that.
00:41:00 I just did.
00:41:04 Hey, if I was you I would take that back!
00:41:06 You can't do that.
00:41:08 I just did.
00:41:11 Hey, if I was you I would take that back!
00:41:15 Iden, my leg, it's hurting again.
00:41:18 She just fired me.
00:41:21 She just fired me!
00:41:28 Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:41:45 Oh my god, this tea sucks. What is this?
00:41:49 It's Epsom Lefser. Remember?
00:41:53 Do you want a new one? Do you want a coffee instead?
00:41:56 No, no. I don't want to take that away.
00:42:01 Yes, sir.
00:42:09 Oh, god.
00:42:15 Boss doesn't like your glance.
00:42:18 Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves, temperatures, and techniques the former secretary tested and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:42:24 That's true. Ever since the new CEO arrived, all she would do is carry tea leaves, prepared to make any combination any time as little as her desire.
00:42:33 Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:42:36 And such big shoes to fill. How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:42:40 Spill the tea. Did she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:42:45 Was that pun intended or unintended?
00:42:49 I don't care. I'm not going to get fired.
00:42:52 That's not what you said.
00:42:54 I thought so.
00:43:01 She's always so cool to me on the surface, but deep down, she actually really cares about me.
00:43:12 What's this?
00:43:14 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown. The shop owner sent both items here by mistake, so we'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:43:20 Okay.
00:43:21 You can go put your suit in the executive closet. Samson still has the key.
00:43:26 Just hire her back. I mean, I don't get it. When you fire somebody, they take the key. That makes no sense.
00:43:32 I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:43:42 Be glad I don't have a cat. Otherwise, this fish would already be dead. LOL.
00:43:48 It's the goldfishes she got. Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:43:55 Oh.
00:43:58 Cute puppy.
00:44:00 I like puppies too.
00:44:03 Going out tonight! Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy.
00:44:08 Who are you going out with?
00:44:14 No, it's probably best just to be nice. Let me just...
00:44:22 Cute puppy.
00:44:27 Period. Yeah, that's fine.
00:44:33 What?
00:44:37 I'm going to get you.
00:44:44 Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention than it is the other way around?
00:44:49 How long have you been standing?
00:44:52 It's time for the events.
00:45:01 I'm going to get you.
00:45:17 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:45:35 My schemey ex-wife is here? She better not say anything bad about me.
00:45:40 Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:45:50 You! What are you doing here?
00:45:54 It's none of your beeswax.
00:45:57 I don't work for you anymore. And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:46:03 Who are you here to meet?
00:46:05 You're throwing this much skin? Trying to look so appetizing?
00:46:10 Fishing for a new husband?
00:46:12 I'm definitely not fishing for you.
00:46:15 You were always so beautiful.
00:46:17 Mr. and Mrs. Valentino!
00:46:22 I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:46:26 Mrs. Valentino?
00:46:29 Oh!
00:46:33 Oh, my mistake. Excuse me.
00:46:37 Yeah, it's fine.
00:46:42 Did I get the wrong person?
00:46:45 I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:46:51 This is the file you wanted on Lisa Samson?
00:46:57 Secretary, I haven't looked at it. I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:47:04 But she's married.
00:47:05 I heard she just got divorced.
00:47:06 Is that why she's so hot and cold with me? She's not ready for a new relationship?
00:47:12 Mr. and Mrs. Valentino!
00:47:15 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:47:17 Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit. Let's go.
00:47:20 Yes, sir.
00:47:34 This is the house you left your ex-wife at after the divorce, sir.
00:47:42 Damn! You literally shit what you eat!
00:47:45 I like him. He surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:47:50 But my ex-boy can't say a thing about that jerk face!
00:47:55 She's talking about you, sir?
00:47:56 No, that's way too rude.
00:47:58 I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:48:00 That's not her.
00:48:02 Then who are you here to see?
00:48:04 I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed it's not that Lisa.
00:48:10 Let's go.
00:48:35 I'm here to see Dee.
00:48:44 You're back! I just walked your dog.
00:48:47 Thank you.
00:48:49 Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:48:57 I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:49:01 He's willing to owe you an apology.
00:49:03 You're right, but I just...
00:49:07 I don't know, I thought it would be a clean break.
00:49:10 No.
00:49:12 I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around.
00:49:14 That's true.
00:49:16 But he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:49:18 And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:49:20 Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:49:23 You're right.
00:49:24 Okay, cheers to that.
00:49:27 Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:49:30 Yes, you are.
00:49:47 What do you want?
00:49:48 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:49:56 Can we go to Colder?
00:49:57 Almost there, sir.
00:49:59 Keep waiting.
00:50:00 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:50:07 Samson, are you all right?
00:50:13 Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:15 Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me?
00:50:17 Talk to me.
00:50:18 Uh, Mr. Valentino, a girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxies.
00:50:23 So, bye!
00:50:25 No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:26 Lisa, what if I were to tell you I can give you your own independent project?
00:50:32 In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:50:36 Is he serious?
00:50:38 It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:50:40 So how does that sound?
00:50:42 Oh, and not to mention it'll be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:50:46 Maybe I can finally give back the two million dollar check and call it even.
00:50:52 All right, deal.
00:50:53 Well, hold on, hold on, I thought you said no tasty faxies a moment ago.
00:50:57 Yeah, but there's a condition.
00:50:59 You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then someone's in discussion.
00:51:03 Well, all right, then. I will see you tomorrow.
00:51:06 See you tomorrow!
00:51:08 You want tea?
00:51:17 Welcome back, Lisa.
00:51:20 So, tell me, did you block me?
00:51:25 No, I would definitely, definitely not block you.
00:51:34 Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you run?
00:51:37 Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:51:41 Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:51:44 Who was it?
00:51:45 Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:51:48 I need to pay him a visit, then.
00:51:50 You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:51:52 Frank Dunst, the CEO of a rival company, should be right beside you.
00:52:04 Why are we back here again?
00:52:06 Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:52:12 Bathroom!
00:52:13 [clapping]
00:52:17 Let's go.
00:52:19 [laughing]
00:52:23 Oh, my!
00:52:25 Ivan Valentino.
00:52:30 What can I do for you, chick?
00:52:34 Is that one of your goons?
00:52:41 Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:52:44 Oh, hello, pretty.
00:52:54 Can I be Frank?
00:53:01 I would love that, frankly.
00:53:05 Hello, pretty.
00:53:08 I got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:53:11 How about I give you a tour, you won't forget.
00:53:13 Respectfully, no.
00:53:15 [laughing]
00:53:17 Did I mention that I own this place?
00:53:19 Oh, really?
00:53:21 Well, in that case...
00:53:24 [grunt]
00:53:34 You're gonna regret this!
00:53:38 Watch for your real pain.
00:53:41 Watch for your real pain.
00:53:43 Hey!
00:53:44 Are you okay?
00:53:51 Don't you know who I am?
00:53:55 Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!
00:53:58 Hey!
00:53:59 If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:54:06 It's so heir to the Maple family.
00:54:09 So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:54:11 He doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:54:14 Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:54:17 What do you want, Iden?
00:54:20 Huh.
00:54:21 The Northpoint Project.
00:54:23 I'm interested in this.
00:54:26 The Northpoint Project.
00:54:29 I'm interested in that.
00:54:31 A hundred billion dollar project.
00:54:34 That's right.
00:54:35 [sigh]
00:54:36 Alright.
00:54:37 I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:54:40 And I also want an apology to my secretary, Nell.
00:54:44 I'm sorry.
00:54:47 And I apologize on behalf of this brother-
00:54:51 Idiot!
00:54:52 My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:54:54 Unlike yours.
00:54:55 That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:54:58 Let's go.
00:55:04 [whispering]
00:55:07 I, uh...
00:55:09 I want to thank you for saving me.
00:55:15 And, um...
00:55:17 Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:55:21 Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:55:24 No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:55:28 I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:55:30 Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:55:33 No.
00:55:36 No! No! I...
00:55:38 I'm not!
00:55:39 Do you dance?
00:55:51 Oh, um...
00:55:52 No, um, not anymore.
00:55:55 I mean, not...
00:55:56 It's just not anymore.
00:55:57 [whispering]
00:56:01 My gifts.
00:56:02 From the company, not from me.
00:56:06 You really don't remember me anymore?
00:56:15 I don't remember you anymore.
00:56:19 No, he's so ugly.
00:56:24 He's just...
00:56:25 He's just too, too, too ugly.
00:56:27 [screaming]
00:56:35 Are you okay?
00:56:37 I can't see.
00:56:39 I can't see.
00:56:41 [screaming]
00:56:44 My leg!
00:56:45 Shit!
00:56:46 You too!
00:56:47 Hold it, hold it, hold it!
00:56:49 It's around you!
00:56:51 We have to get you to safety.
00:56:53 Here.
00:56:54 Here.
00:56:56 This is my family heirloom.
00:56:58 Find me.
00:56:59 We really have to go.
00:57:22 How do you know I like dogs?
00:57:24 He pays attention to me.
00:57:27 Ryan!
00:57:33 Lisa!
00:57:34 Hi!
00:57:36 Here, let me get this.
00:57:39 This looks good.
00:57:43 It's for tonight.
00:57:45 Oh.
00:57:47 Okay.
00:57:48 I gotta see this one, like, next weekend.
00:57:51 What?
00:57:52 I left him at the office.
00:57:58 I knew you wanted to go out with me.
00:58:09 Wait, Lisa.
00:58:14 Why aren't you with the Valentinos for the holidays this year?
00:58:17 Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:58:20 I said I didn't balance him up in meeting you.
00:58:22 No!
00:58:23 No, it's... it's... great.
00:58:25 I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:58:28 And, like, he got me a designer purse.
00:58:30 If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend, who blackmailed me for two million dollars,
00:58:33 she wouldn't have had to agree to the marriage contract I got her.
00:58:35 It's all my fault.
00:58:36 No, it's not.
00:58:37 Hey, it's okay.
00:58:39 Ryan.
00:58:41 It's not your fault.
00:58:47 Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:58:50 Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
00:58:54 You know, she's hiding from her crimes.
00:58:56 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:58:58 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:59:01 That's why we owe two million dollars?
00:59:03 Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
00:59:05 Just... just live your happy married life.
00:59:08 That's all I want for you.
00:59:10 You've already done too much for me.
00:59:13 [phone buzzing]
00:59:16 Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:59:23 What do we have for dinner?
00:59:25 I don't know.
00:59:26 [beeping]
00:59:33 Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:59:36 I didn't Valentino.
00:59:38 Even if he doesn't want to see me, he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
00:59:42 [beeping]
00:59:44 [footsteps]
00:59:48 [gasp]
00:59:49 What the hell are you doing here?
00:59:53 He was with her again?
00:59:55 [footsteps]
00:59:59 You're like a leech, huh?
01:00:01 Can't get rid of you.
01:00:02 I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
01:00:06 What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time so you came back for more?
01:00:10 [sneeze]
01:00:11 [scream]
01:00:12 Name your price.
01:00:14 How much to get you away from Aiden?
01:00:17 How much for you to leave Aiden alone?
01:00:20 One million?
01:00:21 I'll pay you one million dollars to leave Aiden alone.
01:00:25 That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
01:00:27 Is that how much Aiden Valentino's worth to you?
01:00:30 What a joke.
01:00:31 Five million.
01:00:32 [laugh]
01:00:35 Five trillion dollars.
01:00:37 Couldn't buy my love for Aiden Valentino.
01:00:39 What do you know about Aiden anyway?
01:00:41 He's allergic to peanuts.
01:00:43 He loves seafood and his evening runs.
01:00:46 Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman, but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
01:00:51 He's a dog person like me, and if he sees a dog on his evening runs, he will stop just so that he can play with it.
01:00:57 I will seduce Aiden for real.
01:01:00 He's mine.
01:01:04 Yeah!
01:01:05 Aiden!
01:01:08 [clears throat]
01:01:09 Awkward!
01:01:12 What a confession, Lisa.
01:01:16 I didn't know you feel that way about me.
01:01:18 Okay.
01:01:21 Mrs. Valentino!
01:01:23 Oh, I mean, actually, what do I call you?
01:01:28 I'm Nicole, I'm the nurse at the hospital.
01:01:32 Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
01:01:34 Oh, yeah, okay.
01:01:35 Thank you.
01:01:36 I hope everything's okay.
01:01:38 Yeah, yeah, no, sorry, I'm just a little tired.
01:01:40 Oh, it's good to see you again.
01:01:42 Yo, you too. You look great in your scrubs.
01:01:45 Hi, baby.
01:01:47 Hi.
01:01:48 Greta.
01:01:50 Hi.
01:01:59 Yeah.
01:02:01 Remember Lisa Sampson?
01:02:03 How about some sweet revenge?
01:02:06 Jake, can you get Lisa in here? Thank you.
01:02:22 You called for me?
01:02:27 My God, how can he be this hot?
01:02:31 Please tie this tie for me.
01:02:33 I-I don't know how to tie a tie, actually, so you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:02:41 Well, you aren't already in here, so why don't you get your shot?
01:02:44 Fine.
01:02:47 [sighs]
01:02:49 Lisa.
01:02:50 Lisa, Lisa.
01:02:56 [laughs]
01:02:58 You're not too good at this, are you?
01:03:00 I guess you have no one else to practice on.
01:03:02 Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:03:05 No.
01:03:07 You're actually the first.
01:03:10 I've got work to do, so, you know.
01:03:14 Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:03:16 I go for physical therapy sometimes.
01:03:23 You have an injury?
01:03:25 That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:03:27 No reaction. He really doesn't care.
01:03:32 I wasn't stalking you, by the way.
01:03:34 Mm-hmm. Sure.
01:03:36 I mean it. Like, all the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:03:42 I only said it 'cause your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:03:49 So, I just wanted to piss her off.
01:03:53 So, you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:03:56 No.
01:03:57 No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:04:00 A professional, indeed.
01:04:03 I knew it.
01:04:05 Thank you. Yeah, uh, I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:04:13 Right. That'll be all, Miss Simpson.
01:04:17 Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:04:21 I've got work to do.
01:04:22 Sorry, Samson, but the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:04:30 He says, um...
01:04:31 If she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:04:36 She'll be thanking me.
01:04:38 Twice the work.
01:04:43 Does he know I have a real job?
01:04:50 I'm only his secretary, and he's already torturing me this much?
01:04:54 Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:04:59 Mr. Valentino?
01:05:07 Mr. Valentino?
01:05:12 Here, with those files that you asked for.
01:05:18 In this place is where I used to--
01:05:20 You got touching?
01:05:27 Yeah, uh, why, why, why are you naked?
01:05:30 Perf.
01:05:31 You break into my house and you start touching up my body and you call me a perf. Interesting.
01:05:37 You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:05:42 No, I don't need those anymore.
01:05:44 He just loves tormenting me.
01:05:47 But, now that you're here,
01:05:49 why don't you join me for a drink?
01:05:52 Cheers.
01:05:56 That's okay, I'm not really drinking right now, anyway, and, uh, I'm really overloaded with...
01:06:16 stuff.
01:06:17 For the rest of the night.
01:06:19 I'm just gonna leave the files here, in case you need them, and, um, yeah, I'll head out.
01:06:24 Whoa, hold on, wait, one second.
01:06:26 It's late, I'll give you a ride home.
01:06:29 Oh, no, no, that's okay. I have a ride already, I should just head out.
01:06:32 Okay.
01:06:35 See you later?
01:06:37 See you.
01:06:40 I bid you good eve, sir.
01:06:42 [dishes clanking]
01:06:49 It's a pool.
01:06:50 It's a pool, yep, that was my neck for this.
01:06:52 [door creaks open]
01:06:53 [dog barking]
01:06:56 [dog growling]
01:06:58 My ritual actually replaces those as a service.
01:07:03 [sigh]
01:07:04 Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking cure right now?
01:07:10 [dog growling]
01:07:12 [dog barks]
01:07:13 [dog growling]
01:07:14 [dog growling]
01:07:15 [dog growling]
01:07:16 [dog growling]
01:07:17 [dog growling]
01:07:18 [dog growling]
01:07:19 What are you doing here?
01:07:20 [dog growling]
01:07:21 [dog growling]
01:07:22 [dog growling]
01:07:23 [dog growling]
01:07:24 [dog growling]
01:07:25 [dog growling]
01:07:26 [dog growling]
01:07:27 [dog growling]
01:07:28 [dog growling]
01:07:29 Thanks for trying to steal Iden from me.
01:07:31 And after tonight, he's never gonna wanna touch you again.
01:07:35 Because we're cutting up your face.
01:07:39 [dog growling]
01:07:40 [dog growling]
01:07:41 [dog growling]
01:07:42 [dog growling]
01:07:43 [dog growling]
01:07:44 This is my family heirloom.
01:07:45 [dog growling]
01:07:46 I'm funny.
01:07:47 [dog growling]
01:07:49 Where did you get that necklace?
01:07:50 [dog growling]
01:07:52 Where did you get that necklace?
01:07:55 Oh, this?
01:07:56 [dog growling]
01:07:57 This is a token of Iden's love.
01:07:59 Jealous?
01:08:00 [dog growling]
01:08:01 You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:08:04 [dog growling]
01:08:05 [dog growling]
01:08:06 [dog growling]
01:08:07 Don't come near me!
01:08:08 [dog growling]
01:08:09 I'm Iden Valentino's wife!
01:08:11 You don't wanna mess with me!
01:08:12 You don't wanna--
01:08:13 Quit bluffing, you were just his secretary last week.
01:08:16 [dog growling]
01:08:17 [dog growling]
01:08:18 [dog growling]
01:08:19 [dog growling]
01:08:20 [dog growling]
01:08:21 [dog growling]
01:08:22 Don't--
01:08:23 [dog growling]
01:08:24 [dog growling]
01:08:25 [dog growling]
01:08:26 [dog growling]
01:08:27 [dog growling]
01:08:28 [dog growling]
01:08:29 Hey!
01:08:30 [dog growling]
01:08:32 Hey!
01:08:33 [dog growling]
01:08:34 [dog growling]
01:08:35 [dog growling]
01:08:36 You okay?
01:08:37 You okay?
01:08:38 What took you so long?
01:08:39 [dog growling]
01:08:40 [dog growling]
01:08:41 Dump his body at the Maple residence.
01:08:42 Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:08:45 We'll see how Dunn's gonna afford his vermin without his wife's money.
01:08:48 And Patricia Brown too.
01:08:50 They kidnapped her too?
01:08:52 No, she was working with the men who hurt me.
01:08:54 No, no, no, you must be imagining this. We didn't see her when we came in here.
01:08:56 I didn't.
01:08:57 [doorbell rings]
01:08:58 What? Listen to me.
01:08:59 Look, look, I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:09:02 Fine.
01:09:06 Thanks for saving me.
01:09:07 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:09 Look, I'll take you back. Come on, I'll take you back.
01:09:11 No, no.
01:09:12 Lisa!
01:09:13 [panting]
01:09:21 Lisa!
01:09:22 I'm sorry!
01:09:24 Please, I just want to talk for a second. Lisa, please!
01:09:28 Lisa!
01:09:32 Lisa!
01:09:33 [gasping]
01:09:41 [gasping]
01:09:45 Four years ago I borrowed my necklace.
01:09:55 Patricia Brown stole it.
01:09:57 She ransacked the house.
01:10:00 It must have been her.
01:10:02 I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:10:04 Is this necklace important to you? Can I get you another one?
01:10:29 I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:10:31 And you finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:10:33 What's going on?
01:10:36 I got kidnapped.
01:10:39 So, that piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you.
01:10:47 Your husband's actual savior?
01:10:49 No, get this. She's also the one who framed Ryan for her hit run, and that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:10:56 That bitch! She did everything to get closer to Aiden!
01:10:59 Yeah.
01:11:00 You've got to do something.
01:11:01 Like what?
01:11:02 He believes her completely.
01:11:07 And if I had any evidence at all, I wouldn't have had to sign a marriage contract.
01:11:12 She's got the necklace.
01:11:14 Like, I don't even think I can call him a scumbag anymore because he thinks that she's me.
01:11:18 Take your man back.
01:11:22 Take my man back?
01:11:24 Yep.
01:11:26 (phone rings)
01:11:28 It's Aiden.
01:11:30 Hello? This is the Irish Pub. This lady is drunk. Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:11:41 What was that?
01:11:44 Now what?
01:11:46 What are we going to do?
01:11:47 Well, now we're going to go to the Irish Pub and make a change.
01:11:50 We're going to go to the Irish Pub?
01:11:52 Yes, we are. Come on.
01:11:53 I'm coming.
01:11:54 There you go. I have a couple.
01:11:59 There you go.
01:12:00 You're on most cars in the world, than anybody else.
01:12:04 There you go.
01:12:05 Oh, buddy.
01:12:07 Let's get the seatbelt on you.
01:12:09 Oh, okay.
01:12:10 Alright.
01:12:14 Oh.
01:12:17 You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:12:20 Because when you're awake, like a tiger always chewing me out.
01:12:24 (tiger growls)
01:12:25 Oh.
01:12:26 I'm going to eat you up.
01:12:29 Yeah.
01:12:30 Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:12:32 Hey, why don't you just take a nap? I'll drive.
01:12:38 Oh, mom.
01:12:47 Listen, what if I actually...
01:12:49 (phone rings)
01:12:50 Lisa.
01:12:52 Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:12:56 Okay, there you go.
01:13:08 And I'm going to change my place.
01:13:11 It's because frankly I don't know where you live.
01:13:13 And I'm not going to do anything wrong.
01:13:16 (phone rings)
01:13:17 Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:13:20 Don't do anything stupid.
01:13:22 She's under the influence.
01:13:23 She'll...
01:13:24 Oh.
01:13:25 Wait, Lisa.
01:13:27 Please be mindful of social boundaries.
01:13:31 Lisa, if you go any lower, then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:13:42 (car horn honks)
01:13:43 Lisa!
01:13:48 Oh!
01:13:49 If I knew that you were going to be like this,
01:13:55 I would have left you to your own devices.
01:14:10 My, oh my, Samson.
01:14:12 Did you just put the lights back on?
01:14:15 Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:14:17 Got 'em.
01:14:18 That's right. Take your man back.
01:14:25 I made you coffee.
01:14:34 You know how I prefer tea, right?
01:14:36 But this is my special coffee.
01:14:40 Okay.
01:14:41 Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:14:49 You've got that phone on your lap.
01:14:54 Well, why don't you...
01:14:57 Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles and go make me a normal tea?
01:15:08 Jake, like, my latte art?
01:15:11 Oh, you made Jake latte hearts.
01:15:14 Uh, no, his, his whistle only.
01:15:16 I mean, you got the heart.
01:15:18 I made you lunch, too.
01:15:20 You made me lunch?
01:15:21 Mm-hmm.
01:15:22 So, do you need to take a break?
01:15:27 No time to break, Olga.
01:15:29 Patricia Brown says I asked your boss, Lisa, to team up with a secretary.
01:15:33 I have to stop at all costs.
01:15:35 Onward, Olga, onward!
01:15:38 I'm not sure.
01:15:41 But, sir, what if they're in a meeting?
01:15:46 Doesn't matter. Onward, Olga, onward!
01:15:49 That right there.
01:15:54 Grandpa.
01:15:58 What is it, Dad?
01:16:00 Don't mind me.
01:16:02 Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:16:05 Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:16:07 Come on, Olga.
01:16:11 It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:16:16 I, uh, I seem to fight fast, though, sometimes.
01:16:29 [whistling]
01:16:32 You dare steal in this room?
01:16:36 Mr. Valentin!
01:16:59 [panting]
01:17:01 Jake, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:17:06 What is it?
01:17:07 Miss, Miss Brown just called.
01:17:09 Hey.
01:17:20 She needs you at the police station right now.
01:17:22 The police station?
01:17:24 [siren]
01:17:27 Sorry you had to come get me like this, sis.
01:17:30 Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown? You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:17:34 Why am I not surprised?
01:17:37 You two are siblings? Trailer trash ass family?
01:17:41 You ruined my life!
01:17:43 Hey, Brian, stop. Don't. Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:17:47 Do you even know who I am?
01:17:49 What do you mean?
01:17:50 Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:17:53 What do you--
01:17:54 I don't know what you're talking about.
01:17:57 Hey, what is going on?
01:17:59 They're harassing me!
01:18:01 She's dating Iden Valentino now?
01:18:03 What?
01:18:04 Hey, hey, stop!
01:18:06 Hey, hey, stop! Don't hurt him.
01:18:11 I apologize on his behalf.
01:18:14 You're apologizing to me for him?
01:18:16 I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:18:19 Why are you apologizing to him?
01:18:21 Do you want to end up backing him?
01:18:22 He's cheating on you.
01:18:24 Let's go.
01:18:26 Come on, Iden, they're disgusting.
01:18:28 Iden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:18:32 Wait, what? They're siblings?
01:18:35 Brian?
01:18:37 Gosh, Brian, so--
01:18:39 Yeah, they're both losers.
01:18:41 Wait! Iden! How am I supposed to get around?
01:18:50 Lisa, wait! Wait!
01:18:52 Lisa!
01:18:55 Someone decided to go bad into trouble.
01:19:05 No, no.
01:19:11 Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:19:17 Miss Samson, for dishing work without cause,
01:19:20 I require an in-person explanation of my office stats.
01:19:24 Yeah, I keep that as usual.
01:19:25 Divorce him already! Why are you still with him?
01:19:27 We're already divorced.
01:19:29 Well, you're good.
01:19:32 I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place, you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:19:36 It's not about that.
01:19:37 But now you're free, right? So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:19:41 Yeah, please don't.
01:19:43 Why not? Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:19:46 You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:19:49 Brian!
01:19:51 Come on, please? For me?
01:19:54 For you?
01:19:55 For me?
01:19:56 Coming by later to check out some of the wiring in this room.
01:20:00 Yeah, I think we could widen the room, make more space, easily for a couple of units.
01:20:04 Budget reports from the past month from the finance department.
01:20:07 Thank you. And, um, I was--
01:20:09 Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:20:11 You going on a date later?
01:20:13 Excuse me.
01:20:16 [knocking]
01:20:18 Hi, Queen's Ristorante. Seventh floor.
01:20:30 Thank you. Can't wait.
01:20:32 You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided to go on this date.
01:20:39 You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:20:42 She had that new skirt. The way that she was talking with that guy on the phone, she must have been pretty excited.
01:20:46 [muttering]
01:20:48 I need a table for the Queen's Ristorante.
01:20:52 Because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:20:56 We're friends?
01:20:58 I have friends.
01:21:02 Yeah, that's me.
01:21:06 [laughing]
01:21:07 I look better in real life, don't I?
01:21:09 So, Ms. Samson, I hear you are a divorcee, which I think is very hot.
01:21:15 And, uh, you know what, I'll tell you.
01:21:17 If it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin, I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:21:23 We don't have to do this again.
01:21:25 Ah, no, no, no. Don't worry about it. Don't play hard to get already.
01:21:29 Just, you know, relax. Enjoy your meal. It's all good.
01:21:32 I will tell you.
01:21:34 I make $3,000 a month. I can afford to get you a nice meal. It's all good.
01:21:41 There's really no need.
01:21:44 Ah, forget about it.
01:21:46 Listen, I have a very spacious 300 square foot studio apartment that I lease if you get my drift.
01:21:54 When we's a married--
01:22:01 You don't gotta worry about work or nothing.
01:22:03 I can give you an allowance, like, I don't know, $200 a month, something like that.
01:22:07 What do you think about that?
01:22:09 Yeah, I make six figures.
01:22:12 I'm an engineer.
01:22:14 We could go buy a Tesla.
01:22:16 We're done here.
01:22:18 You're joking. Get out of here.
01:22:20 No, I'm really not.
01:22:22 Yeah, your meal's on me.
01:22:24 Ah, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:22:26 Look, I know that you are a divorcee.
01:22:29 You can do better than me. Get out of here.
01:22:33 What the hell is this? We didn't order nothing.
01:22:36 What, are you trying to bomb a meal off of me?
01:22:39 Mr. Sumtree.
01:22:41 Hello, Lisa. I don't have to rush off to this side of town.
01:22:45 Mister, the bill for this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:22:51 For this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:22:57 He says Miss Samson deserves only the best.
01:23:01 What the hell kind of means?
01:23:03 Let me know if you find out.
01:23:06 Thanks.
01:23:08 Okay, fine. Then I'm gonna eat.
01:23:10 With Lisa gone, your bill is $1,260.
01:23:14 Dude.
01:23:15 What?
01:23:17 Real funny watching me get embarrassed again, isn't it?
01:23:19 Hey, no.
01:23:20 You Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:23:21 You kiss me and you go on a date with another guy. How is that fair?
01:23:23 What, you're any better?
01:23:25 You make Mr. Brown feel like something happens and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:23:29 Someone's jealous here.
01:23:30 I'm leaving.
01:23:31 Okay. Hey, hey!
01:23:33 You okay?
01:23:36 Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:23:39 It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:23:41 You can't hear this.
01:23:43 I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:23:53 Also, if you plan on re-marrying Ms. Samson, you will need to make sure...
01:23:56 Wait, wait, hang on.
01:23:57 Re-marry?
01:23:59 Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:24:01 The other night, I don't...
01:24:03 At 7/7.
01:24:05 That's a disorder.
01:24:07 This is Valentino.
01:24:10 You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:24:13 My ex-wife?
01:24:15 Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:24:18 No. I am your ex-wife.
01:24:21 This is the real joke here.
01:24:23 The fool chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:24:26 Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:24:28 No.
01:24:29 Even the nurse called you Ms. Valentino.
01:24:32 I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:24:34 Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit, you would have known what I looked like.
01:24:39 You didn't even know my name.
01:24:40 So this is just revenge then.
01:24:42 On who? Myself?
01:24:44 Lisa Samson.
01:24:45 I didn't know Valentino!
01:24:49 Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:24:51 How could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:24:57 What's wrong?
01:25:07 What's wrong?
01:25:09 What do you do every day, Jake? I asked for a file on Lisa Samson. Where is it?
01:25:13 What if her secretary is her?
01:25:15 You tell me!
01:25:16 I already gave it to you.
01:25:18 I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:25:20 It's right here.
01:25:21 You found it.
01:25:23 Huh. Paradise Villa number 12.
01:25:28 That's the same address as Lisa...
01:25:30 Shit! Shit!
01:25:31 Jacket!
01:25:32 I'm gonna kill you!
01:25:33 Jacket!
01:25:34 You...
01:25:36 Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:25:39 Lisa Samson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger that you described her as.
01:25:43 I've never described her as that!
01:25:45 But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:25:48 Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets so that she could extort you for more money!
01:25:55 Lisa isn't like that!
01:25:57 Hey.
01:25:59 She's a Russian spy.
01:26:01 That's gotta be it!
01:26:02 Overactive imagination again, Jake!
01:26:04 Don't talk about that.
01:26:06 It's true, you never know.
01:26:09 We've only really known her for about a month.
01:26:11 I know my Lisa.
01:26:14 She's not like that.
01:26:15 Lisa!
01:26:21 Are those flowers for Lisa Samson?
01:26:27 Sure are!
01:26:28 What are you doing, sir?
01:26:34 Those flowers are ugly. I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands. Now!
01:26:39 [music]
01:26:44 All for me!
01:26:46 Hey, hey, hey, Lisa! Why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:26:51 Thanks!
01:26:53 [music]
01:26:58 Grandpa Valentino!
01:27:00 Lisa! Come back tonight with Ivan for dinner! I will not rest until you do!
01:27:06 [phone rings]
01:27:07 I will not rest until you do!
01:27:12 The car's ready, sir.
01:27:15 Thank you.
01:27:16 Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:27:24 Anytime.
01:27:26 Sir, you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:27:29 You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:27:31 I knew she respected my grandpa too much, she couldn't say no.
01:27:34 But you always said, um...
01:27:36 She always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:27:39 [laughs] That's true.
01:27:41 So do you plan to pursue Lisa Samson for reals this time?
01:27:45 No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:27:48 I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:27:51 [music]
01:27:54 Thank you, Olga.
01:27:59 Cheers!
01:28:02 We're all finally here together as a family.
01:28:06 Cheers!
01:28:07 Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa.
01:28:11 Together.
01:28:12 That's fantastic.
01:28:14 Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:28:17 Mmm, yeah, we'd love to.
01:28:20 Oh, honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:28:25 I know how you like them.
01:28:27 Grandpa's watching.
01:28:30 [music]
01:28:33 If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:28:48 I'm a night owl.
01:28:50 If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:28:54 I'm a night owl.
01:28:56 I'm no longer hungry, actually. Thank you so much for dinner.
01:29:00 What are you doing, Stoey?
01:29:04 This is your chance.
01:29:06 Go!
01:29:08 I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:29:17 Cheers.
01:29:19 [music]
01:29:22 Thirsty, aren't we?
01:29:30 Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:29:45 There's literally nothing here. What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:29:49 What are you looking for?
01:29:51 Nothing.
01:29:52 What are you doing here?
01:29:55 Doing you.
01:29:57 Oh.
01:29:58 Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:30:02 Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:30:06 Uh, no way.
01:30:08 We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:30:12 Why should I get the floor now?
01:30:14 We can both sleep in the bed.
01:30:16 I don't mind it.
01:30:18 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:30:22 I don't mind it.
01:30:25 Fuck.
01:30:30 Jake?
01:30:35 Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:30:37 This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:30:40 Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:30:44 That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning,
01:30:46 so you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:30:49 Thank you.
01:30:51 Not even when you cover an important stuff.
01:31:03 [sad music]
01:31:05 Sunday.
01:31:25 [sad music]
01:31:27 Leave me a boy or a girl.
01:31:37 Leave your dad, he won't accept you.
01:31:42 You should tell him.
01:31:49 You should tell him.
01:31:54 Hi.
01:31:55 Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that. What are you doing?
01:31:59 Okay, well, I found a new doctor. Will you come with me?
01:32:03 No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:32:06 Okay.
01:32:08 Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:32:12 this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me. Please?
01:32:16 Okay, yes, let's go.
01:32:18 Oh, no!
01:32:21 [footsteps]
01:32:23 Oh, no!
01:32:24 Lisa!
01:32:26 You're pregnant?
01:32:28 Whose bastard baby is this?
01:32:31 You're pregnant?
01:32:33 Who's the man?
01:32:35 Oh.
01:32:36 You're pregnant?
01:32:38 Who's the man?
01:32:39 He wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:32:41 The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:32:43 Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:32:47 Is there somebody else?
01:32:50 I'm asking the same thing.
01:32:52 Ah!
01:32:53 I did my leg, it's hurting.
01:32:55 I need to go to the doctor now.
01:32:57 Let's go.
01:32:58 [grunts]
01:32:59 [footsteps]
01:33:03 [footsteps]
01:33:05 [car driving by]
01:33:08 That's Lisa.
01:33:12 Should we give her a ride?
01:33:14 No need.
01:33:16 No?
01:33:17 Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:33:19 Start the car.
01:33:20 [car driving by]
01:33:26 [car driving by]
01:33:29 [breathing heavily]
01:33:36 I didn't want to see you! You're a dick!
01:33:38 You're a dick! That's all you'll ever be!
01:33:41 [breathing heavily]
01:33:46 [breathing heavily]
01:33:47 You don't want to see me, you're a dick.
01:33:49 So as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:33:54 our numbers are up from last time this year,
01:33:56 thanks to Mr. Valentino-Sephard's here.
01:33:58 So we have a...
01:33:59 Sorry I'm late.
01:34:03 No excuses.
01:34:04 Wait!
01:34:06 [footsteps]
01:34:12 Do you have a fever, Lisa?
01:34:13 My neck.
01:34:15 Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:34:17 Go outside and get some rest.
01:34:19 I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:34:22 Okay.
01:34:23 [footsteps]
01:34:26 Sorry.
01:34:27 [footsteps]
01:34:32 See you later, girl.
01:34:33 Mr. Valentino,
01:34:38 I let her reservation in.
01:34:44 I let her reservation in.
01:34:46 You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:34:50 Focus on that.
01:34:52 Give your secretarial duties to Tom,
01:34:54 and take some time off.
01:34:56 Go to the hospital, okay?
01:34:58 What do you mean?
01:35:01 I mean,
01:35:05 you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:35:08 You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:35:11 You really love that man that much?
01:35:14 It's not a few business.
01:35:16 Happy birthday to you, Valentina!
01:35:32 Wasn't it Candace, Grandpa?
01:35:33 Yay!
01:35:36 I'll go cut the cake.
01:35:41 I can celebrate my birthday with the both of you together this time.
01:35:45 Yeah.
01:35:46 If only by next year,
01:35:49 we can add a little ugly joy.
01:35:51 Yes.
01:35:54 Is she pregnant?
01:35:57 Lisa.
01:36:09 Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:36:11 Stop!
01:36:15 What?
01:36:16 You'll carry somebody else's child, but won't even let me touch it.
01:36:19 The fuck is even that, huh?
01:36:21 I've had enough of your madness.
01:36:28 Grow the fuck up!
01:36:31 (Sounds of a baby crying)
01:36:37 (Screaming)
01:36:49 Oh, wow!
01:36:50 Wait a minute.
01:36:51 Look, everyone, it's your slutty secretary!
01:36:54 Did you know, she actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:36:58 but now, she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:37:03 Do you even know who the father is?
01:37:05 Okay.
01:37:07 (Screaming)
01:37:14 If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:37:18 Hey!
01:37:19 How dare you!
01:37:20 You're a fraud!
01:37:21 I didn't think I believed in you all this time.
01:37:27 Ruin to me!
01:37:28 Wait!
01:37:31 Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:37:32 What are you doing?
01:37:33 Are you okay?
01:37:34 I didn't!
01:37:35 Hey, hold on to your mitts now!
01:37:36 I didn't, she's faking!
01:37:37 And she fell by herself!
01:37:38 She's a lying bitch!
01:37:40 She's, uh, suffering from a high fever and physical trauma,
01:37:53 and doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:37:56 (Beeping)
01:37:59 Well, I guess we can have her more in the future.
01:38:03 But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:38:07 I'll try my best.
01:38:09 I'll be right back.
01:38:13 Okay.
01:38:14 Bill?
01:38:26 Something's wrong.
01:38:27 You know what to do.
01:38:34 You know what to do.
01:38:43 The patient is in a critical state.
01:38:48 We need to operate now.
01:38:50 What's going on?
01:38:51 Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:38:54 She doesn't need one.
01:38:55 If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:38:59 Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:39:23 What's happening?
01:39:24 Where am I?
01:39:26 We've had some complications.
01:39:28 We need to operate on you.
01:39:30 No, this isn't right.
01:39:32 Who are you working for?
01:39:33 Stop! No! No! No! Stop!
01:39:36 No! No! No! Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:39:39 No! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant with Heidi Valentino's child!
01:39:42 No!
01:39:43 Lisa!
01:39:44 I'm joking.
01:39:46 I am.
01:39:47 This is a joke.
01:39:50 Murder!
01:39:52 Jay, let's go.
01:39:53 Sit him down.
01:39:56 So, tell me, Doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:40:06 It was...
01:40:07 It was all Patricia Brown.
01:40:10 She blackmailed me.
01:40:13 It forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:40:18 And...
01:40:20 And what?
01:40:21 And what?
01:40:22 And what?
01:40:24 And forge x-rays of her broken leg.
01:40:28 Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:40:32 So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:40:36 I checked the database.
01:40:38 It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Sampson's.
01:40:43 So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:40:50 What?
01:40:51 What is that, Lisa?
01:40:53 Lisa!
01:40:57 Where did she go?
01:40:59 Patricia, stop.
01:41:02 You don't want to do this.
01:41:04 If you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:41:09 If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:41:14 I don't think so.
01:41:16 I think it'll just look like a suicide and I'm shamed for having a bastard baby.
01:41:21 I saved Iden.
01:41:23 And he will believe me.
01:41:24 Why?
01:41:25 Because I have the necklace.
01:41:27 No!
01:41:29 Give it back!
01:41:30 You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:41:34 You can have it back for my dead body.
01:41:37 That'll have to work.
01:41:38 No!
01:41:39 Patricia, stop!
01:41:40 No!
01:41:45 Lisa.
01:41:46 This is all your fault.
01:41:51 I'm sorry. It's okay.
01:41:53 Lisa.
01:41:55 Lisa, please forgive me.
01:41:58 Hey.
01:42:14 Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:42:18 Finally! Justice is served!
01:42:20 Hey, Brian.
01:42:26 Sis, did you see the news?
01:42:28 Patricia Brown was finally brought to prison for all her crimes.
01:42:30 Yeah, I saw.
01:42:31 Also, that ex-husband of yours?
01:42:34 He's not coming over every day after work.
01:42:36 Why?
01:42:37 He asked me about you.
01:42:39 You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:42:41 He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:42:44 And he also paid off all her debts.
01:42:47 You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:43:01 I never even came in it all these years.
01:43:04 Now I can't even enter it even if I wanted to.
01:43:08 [Music]
01:43:10 Let's go.
01:43:30 Oh, it's for mine and...
01:43:36 For you and the baby.
01:43:38 Mormon charity gifts again?
01:43:41 As if we can't get those things ourselves.
01:43:43 I'm gonna go get 'em.
01:43:45 [Music]
01:43:47 Hey, sir.
01:44:09 Hey, sir.
01:44:15 Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:44:18 He had me doing chores all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:44:22 And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:44:25 Is that why you came here to tell me?
01:44:27 No, I...
01:44:31 Lisa...
01:44:34 I was blind and dumb and a horrible husband to you.
01:44:40 And... and all disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:44:45 And I neglected you, and I'm sorry about that.
01:44:49 But I promise you, I will be better.
01:44:52 Will you please give me another chance?
01:44:58 What about the baby?
01:45:02 You said it was a bastard child.
01:45:05 I know, but...
01:45:09 Will you please come with me?
01:45:11 That's...
01:45:27 That's our dad's costume.
01:45:30 And Swan Lake.
01:45:31 Yeah.
01:45:32 I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:45:36 But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:45:39 So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:45:41 And...
01:45:45 Next time you won't have to buy tickets.
01:45:48 You'll be performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:45:52 Did you steal these off my desk?
01:45:54 And, uh, about the baby.
01:45:57 Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:46:00 And I'll love her all the same, even if we have kids later.
01:46:05 [Gasp]
01:46:06 Sir! Wait! Wait!
01:46:09 Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:46:11 Just listen!
01:46:12 That's the woman!
01:46:14 She gave me this phone before she left the resort!
01:46:17 You can't get it on eBay if you don't want it.
01:46:20 Or you had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:46:23 That's why it took so long to find her!
01:46:25 This is my old phone.
01:46:26 So you're the mysterious woman this whole time?
01:46:30 My God, that means that I'm...
01:46:33 No.
01:46:34 The baby is yours.
01:46:37 [Gasp]
01:46:38 Well, what are you waiting for, punk? Put a ring on it!
01:46:44 Before she runs away again.
01:46:46 [Giggling]
01:46:49 I never gave you...
01:46:55 The proposals that you deserved.
01:46:57 But let me try again.
01:47:00 Will you marry me?
01:47:02 [Music]
01:47:04 For real this time.
01:47:12 Yes.
01:47:14 Yes?
01:47:15 Yes!
01:47:16 Yes, I will marry you.
01:47:18 [Music]
01:47:20 Again.
01:47:23 [Giggling]
01:47:25 [Music]
01:47:28 [Music]
01:47:30 [Music]
01:47:32 (upbeat music)
01:47:34 (children laughing)