Deep End (1970) Full - Classic Romantic Comedy Movies
15-year-old Mike takes a job at the local swimming baths, where he becomes obsessed with an attractive young woman, Susan, who works there as an attendant. Although Susan has a fiancé, Mike does his best to sabotage the relationship, to the extent of stalking both her and her fiancé. Mike becomes increasingly desperate to have Susan for himself, with tragic results.
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00:00:00 I Might Die Tonight - The Prodigal Son
00:00:10 I might die tonight
00:00:38 I don't want to work away
00:00:42 Doing just what they all say
00:00:45 Work hard boy and you'll find
00:00:49 One day you'll have a job like mine
00:00:53 'Cause I know for sure
00:00:57 Nobody should be that poor
00:01:00 To say yes, sing along
00:01:04 Because you happen to say so, say so, you say so
00:01:09 I don't want to work away
00:01:13 Doing just what they all say
00:01:16 Work hard boy and you'll find
00:01:20 One day you'll have a job like mine
00:01:22 But I might die tonight
00:01:32 Hello? Oh, Susan, um, come to my office, please.
00:01:36 Right away.
00:01:38 As you know, the job pays reasonably well.
00:01:40 And if you work hard, who knows, you may end up behind this desk one day.
00:01:46 Come in.
00:01:53 This is, um, Nick.
00:01:55 Michael.
00:01:56 Oh, I'm sorry, Michael. He's new here.
00:01:58 Tell him about his duties and, um, well, he's to start at once.
00:02:02 Turn that off.
00:02:04 Now, uh, you get your wages every Saturday.
00:02:07 Good luck, son.
00:02:08 Thanks a lot, Gov.
00:02:09 Uh, none of your Gov in this establishment.
00:02:12 It's always Sir.
00:02:14 Don't forget.
00:02:15 Please, sir. Thank you, sir.
00:02:17 All right.
00:02:18 There's a storeroom there where you can leave bits and pieces.
00:02:26 Cashier's desk.
00:02:28 Down this corridor to the main baths.
00:02:30 Men's on the left, women's on the right.
00:02:33 That's my boxroom down the end there with the door open.
00:02:35 You've got one on the left.
00:02:37 Your first job?
00:02:39 Yeah.
00:02:40 I thought it would be all right.
00:02:44 I only left school at Christmas.
00:02:46 You'll be all right here.
00:02:48 You can leave your coat there.
00:02:54 I'll show you the pool.
00:02:56 Come on.
00:03:00 Hey, will I be allowed to swim here?
00:03:02 Yeah, any time you want.
00:03:03 Hey, hey!
00:03:04 Come on, this way. I'll show you what to do.
00:03:08 Keep going. It won't be so cold.
00:03:10 I'll explain to you about the bath.
00:03:12 Oh, that's the toilets there. Both those doors there.
00:03:15 As I said, your boxroom on the left.
00:03:18 And that's my section.
00:03:20 Come here, handsome.
00:03:21 You'll get yourself great tips, even better than mine.
00:03:24 What do you mean?
00:03:25 Number four hasn't been done out. I'll show you what to do in here.
00:03:29 Well, you know, old chap,
00:03:31 ladies of a certain age tend to favour polite and obliging young boys.
00:03:36 So do some gentlemen.
00:03:37 Yeah.
00:03:38 Well, first you...
00:03:39 I'm not to wait on ladies, am I?
00:03:42 We'll see.
00:03:44 First, you scrub it out.
00:03:46 I know some women would tip you ten bob for nothing, really.
00:03:50 Just for imagining things.
00:03:52 Yeah.
00:03:54 After some of them, this is quite a job.
00:03:58 Then you lay out a clean towel, soap, a dry brush, a mat, a bathrobe...
00:04:06 Can I help you do it?
00:04:07 No, it's all right.
00:04:08 And wipe the masterpieces off the wall.
00:04:12 And don't believe everything you read, as the teacher said.
00:04:15 When they're in here, they're all supermen.
00:04:17 Right, can you remember all that?
00:04:19 Towel...
00:04:21 No, wash it.
00:04:23 Towel...
00:04:24 Bath mat...
00:04:26 Bathrobe...
00:04:28 Um...
00:04:29 Sheet...
00:04:30 And?
00:04:31 And masterpieces.
00:04:32 Right.
00:04:33 That's a bit rough, but it'll do.
00:04:36 Right, we'll go and get you changed.
00:04:40 You've got shorts and a T-shirt, and a white coat like mine.
00:04:44 Here you are, your first customer.
00:04:47 Oh, sir, please come in.
00:04:50 Number five, I think, please, sir.
00:04:52 Just down there.
00:04:53 Hang on, I'll get a towel.
00:04:55 What did they say, number five?
00:04:58 Five, or what's number five?
00:05:00 No, sir, no, please, sir.
00:05:02 Number five is down there.
00:05:04 Yeah, number five.
00:05:05 This is number two, please.
00:05:07 Sir, come, come, come.
00:05:10 Towel, sir, please.
00:05:11 Bathrobe.
00:05:12 Soap, perhaps, sir.
00:05:13 Bathrobe.
00:05:14 Soap.
00:05:15 Bathrobe.
00:05:16 A bathrobe.
00:05:18 Hello?
00:05:22 Hold on, I'll see if she's here.
00:05:24 Susan!
00:05:26 I can't find her.
00:05:30 Sorry.
00:05:31 Yes?
00:05:32 Oh, there you are.
00:05:35 There was a call for you.
00:05:37 Sorry.
00:05:39 Who?
00:05:41 A man, of course.
00:05:44 Of course.
00:05:47 Of course.
00:06:14 Yeah?
00:06:15 Er, Mike, be a dear.
00:06:16 Look after my section for a bit, will you?
00:06:18 I've got to pop out for a couple of minutes.
00:06:19 There's a customer I know in the waiting room.
00:06:21 She's a decent sort.
00:06:22 Put her in, er, cubicle three.
00:06:25 Yeah, but...
00:06:26 Oh, you're not worried, are you?
00:06:29 All right?
00:06:31 Yeah, all right, Susan.
00:06:34 And, er, don't call her Gov.
00:06:38 All right.
00:06:40 Er, the girl attendant isn't here, madam,
00:06:59 but I will show you to your cabin.
00:07:01 Lovely.
00:07:05 Your... cabin.
00:07:09 You're new here, aren't you?
00:07:11 Yes.
00:07:12 You keen on football?
00:07:14 Yes, madam.
00:07:16 Er, would you get me a shampoo for, er, medium dry hair?
00:07:20 You'll find it in the girls' box room.
00:07:24 [♪♪♪]
00:07:28 [♪♪♪]
00:07:31 [KNOCKING]
00:07:54 [KNOCKING]
00:07:56 Come in.
00:07:58 Oh, it's you, boy.
00:08:00 Yes, er, your shampoo, madam.
00:08:02 Would you help me with this?
00:08:04 Yes, madam.
00:08:06 The buttons as well.
00:08:13 Um, yes, madam.
00:08:15 Careful, boy, you're so rough.
00:08:19 Sorry, lady, madam.
00:08:20 Um, will that be all?
00:08:22 Er, no, this is a bloody nuisance as well.
00:08:25 You might as well undo it while you're here.
00:08:27 Um, look, I was...
00:08:29 No, I don't know how.
00:08:31 All right, if you're so useless.
00:08:33 Thank you, madam.
00:08:34 Wait a minute.
00:08:36 Here.
00:08:37 Take this and get out.
00:08:39 Oh, no, no, really, thank you.
00:08:41 It's OK, nothing, really, it was nothing.
00:08:43 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:08:50 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:08:52 Who will be the first in?
00:09:19 Shoes off.
00:09:21 Everybody.
00:09:23 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:09:38 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:09:40 Here.
00:09:50 [WHISTLE BLOWING]
00:09:52 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:09:54 [WHISTLE BLOWING]
00:09:56 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:09:59 [WHISTLE BLOWING]
00:10:01 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:10:05 [WHISTLE BLOWING]
00:10:07 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:10:09 [WHISTLE BLOWING]
00:10:16 Come on, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
00:10:25 [WHISTLE BLOWING]
00:10:33 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:10:35 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:10:37 Have you a good time?
00:10:45 [WHISTLE BLOWING]
00:10:52 [PHONE RINGING]
00:10:54 Help.
00:11:00 [GROANING]
00:11:03 Help. Help.
00:11:05 I'm infected.
00:11:07 I think the water was too hot.
00:11:09 I feel giddy.
00:11:11 Oh, I just...
00:11:13 If I could just rest.
00:11:15 Look, I get so...
00:11:19 Wait. Wait.
00:11:21 I think something really happened.
00:11:23 I mean, it wouldn't look good, would it, if you weren't here with me?
00:11:25 Just wait a little.
00:11:27 It'll soon pass off.
00:11:31 Are you...
00:11:33 Are you keen on football?
00:11:35 All the boys are, aren't they?
00:11:37 Yes, ma'am. One way or another.
00:11:39 It's always tackle, dribble, dribble, shoot.
00:11:44 Yes, ma'am. Why can't you look into my eyes?
00:11:46 Look, boy.
00:11:48 Stop it.
00:11:50 Stop staring at my tits.
00:11:52 What position do you play in, boy?
00:11:54 Go away. Where do you play?
00:11:56 I'll keep my... Well, it doesn't matter.
00:11:58 They're all the same now.
00:12:00 They're all over the pit, pushing hard,
00:12:02 barking tight,
00:12:04 screaming the ball.
00:12:06 Tackle, tackle, dribble, dribble, shoot.
00:12:10 Keep your eyes off, boy.
00:12:12 It isn't decent.
00:12:14 Did you see Georgie Biscotto?
00:12:16 Six goals at Northampton.
00:12:18 Six of them.
00:12:20 The second one,
00:12:22 when he got his head to it,
00:12:24 just a touch,
00:12:26 and it flew in.
00:12:28 And that other one,
00:12:30 when he dribbled across the field,
00:12:33 a dummy, close dribble, dribble,
00:12:37 and shot.
00:12:39 No, no, he just pushed it in.
00:12:42 Just glided it in,
00:12:44 slowly,
00:12:46 just inside the post.
00:12:49 Oh, no.
00:12:51 You can't keep Georgie out.
00:12:53 Oh, boy. Boy.
00:12:55 Georgie.
00:12:57 Bastard.
00:12:59 Get out.
00:13:04 I don't need you anymore.
00:13:07 Mike?
00:13:18 Mike?
00:13:21 Mike?
00:13:27 What are you doing up there?
00:13:29 Well, is it OK to be up here?
00:13:31 Manager never comes up here.
00:13:33 Oh, good.
00:13:34 What is it?
00:13:36 Oh, it's just some birds up here nesting.
00:13:38 Really?
00:13:40 Here, this is for you.
00:13:44 Ten bob?
00:13:46 From that fat beauty.
00:13:48 How was it, all right?
00:13:49 I don't want the money.
00:13:51 Oh, come on, don't be so childish. You keep it.
00:13:52 I don't want it.
00:13:53 You keep it.
00:13:54 Mike?
00:13:56 I helped out a bit here while you were busy with her.
00:14:01 Thanks.
00:14:03 Do you see what I mean?
00:14:05 You can pick up quite a bit, really.
00:14:07 You don't have to do anything for it.
00:14:10 Just go along with the gag, that's all they want.
00:14:14 Do you think we'd better go down?
00:14:19 I'll, um...
00:14:22 I'll pick him out and tell you when to swap.
00:14:27 Shop!
00:14:28 That sounds like my dad.
00:14:30 Shop, Michael!
00:14:31 That sounds like...
00:14:33 Hey, let's have some service here.
00:14:37 Could be my father.
00:14:42 Mum! Dad!
00:14:45 Hey, Mum, please, look, this is for gents only.
00:14:47 You'll have to get some wallets.
00:14:48 Oh, what can we get?
00:14:49 It's your mum's bath night, son.
00:14:51 Mum, it's bye.
00:14:53 Better late than never, if you ask me, eh, son?
00:15:00 Look, please, Mum, go in the woman's.
00:15:02 You'll get the full treatment, OK? Have full treatment.
00:15:05 How goes it, son?
00:15:09 Oh, it goes all right.
00:15:12 Sue, Sue, you know that woman you've got in there?
00:15:19 It's me mum.
00:15:21 So what?
00:15:22 Well, it'd be nice to give her the treatment.
00:15:25 It's too late.
00:15:26 What?
00:15:28 I had to put her in her place.
00:15:30 But why?
00:15:32 She deserves it.
00:15:34 Sue, what are you saying? I told you, it's me mum.
00:15:38 Your mum is a cow.
00:15:40 Sue.
00:15:45 Sue.
00:15:49 Don't say things like that. It's not nice.
00:15:53 She's a cow.
00:15:55 Your mother's a silly old cow. Yes.
00:16:04 She can't be. She's dead.
00:16:07 (SILENCE)
00:16:09 Sue, I'm sorry.
00:16:35 Good night. See you at home.
00:16:37 (FOOTSTEPS)
00:16:39 (MUSIC)
00:16:55 (MUSIC)
00:16:57 (MUSIC)
00:16:59 (MUSIC)
00:17:05 (MUSIC)
00:17:13 (MUSIC)
00:17:15 Reading on duty?
00:17:42 (FOOTSTEPS)
00:17:44 Mike, I'll see to things in your section. There's a lady waiting. Will you see to her?
00:17:52 Oh, my mum left this for me.
00:17:55 Did she?
00:18:01 Go on, go on.
00:18:11 I'm afraid the girl attendant isn't here, but I'll show you to your cabin, madam.
00:18:15 Are you new here? Yes.
00:18:18 But I don't like football.
00:18:20 Can you fetch me a bottle of shampoo, please? Yep.
00:18:24 Oh, that's no good. I need a medicated one.
00:18:29 Well, it's no good, it's no good. What can I do?
00:18:33 (FOOTSTEPS)
00:18:35 (FOOTSTEPS)
00:19:04 (DOOR OPENS)
00:19:06 Um, it... it's your medicated shampoo.
00:19:12 Thanks.
00:19:14 (FOOTSTEPS)
00:19:16 Sorry.
00:19:19 Sir!
00:19:21 Mike!
00:19:23 It's good to see you again. How are you? I'm fine, sir.
00:19:26 You like working here? It's fun, huh? Oh, it keeps me fit. Now I'm no longer in your class.
00:19:30 Does it?
00:19:33 (FOOTSTEPS)
00:19:35 (LAUGHS) Not bad.
00:19:38 I expect I'll be running into you now and again.
00:19:44 In winter, I take a bath here occasionally.
00:19:47 See you around.
00:19:49 Come on, get your clothes on. What are we all hanging about for, Pete?
00:19:53 Mm, thanks. Where do you want it? Let's sit over here.
00:19:59 Um, cheese and pickle, is that all right? Yeah, great.
00:20:03 Here, look at this.
00:20:05 Right.
00:20:07 Get your bleeding out. I must be a bit... I must be swimming.
00:20:10 Here, look at this lot. Look!
00:20:12 I feel like an organ grinder. Look at this. Look.
00:20:15 All right. Look at the old one up on the board there.
00:20:18 Whey! That's how you do it. Look at that.
00:20:21 I bet you can't do that, Mike.
00:20:23 I never tried.
00:20:25 It was always a first time.
00:20:27 Hey, that's her. That's the girl.
00:20:29 Huh. Ode to be a sandwich, now that Spring is here.
00:20:32 Why don't you go and change in the men's room? You can't change out here.
00:20:36 It's all right. She's seen it all before, hasn't she?
00:20:38 Hey, you can't swim like that.
00:20:40 I mean, uh... Have you had her yet?
00:20:42 Have you been up there? Got round there?
00:20:45 Is she any good, is she?
00:20:47 Give us it back.
00:20:49 All right.
00:20:51 Go on, get it. Get your bloody self!
00:20:53 Come on. Oh! Push him. Come on.
00:20:55 Push him out into the water.
00:20:57 Oh!
00:20:59 Get him. Look at him.
00:21:01 That's it.
00:21:03 Hold him down.
00:21:05 Get him down.
00:21:07 (Somber music)
00:21:12 (Singing)
00:21:23 (Splashing)
00:21:25 Come on.
00:21:27 Come on, let's go. Don't let him get away.
00:21:35 Here you are. They're quite dry now.
00:21:38 No good.
00:21:52 You see, it's the same every night in winter.
00:21:54 It never starts on its own.
00:22:02 One of these days, I'm really going to give her one.
00:22:05 What?
00:22:07 That girl, Susan.
00:22:09 Right, Mike, you jump in the driving seat, and I'll push.
00:22:14 Release the clutch very slowly.
00:22:17 Once we're going at a bit of a lick.
00:22:19 (Grunts)
00:22:21 You know how many people have made her.
00:22:24 Yes, sir, can I help you?
00:22:27 It's all right. I've already talked to the manager.
00:22:29 Oh, great. It's these. Did you read about these?
00:22:31 Can I have one to put in my room?
00:22:33 Yes, of course.
00:22:34 Oh, fantastic. Do you see it in the paper?
00:22:37 What does it say?
00:22:38 That thing from the family, family association.
00:22:41 The pregnant man. I think it's a good idea.
00:22:43 Stupid.
00:22:44 Gives you quite a shock.
00:22:45 It's completely stupid.
00:22:46 Cheerio. Bye-bye.
00:22:47 Why is it stupid?
00:22:48 Because a man can never get pregnant.
00:22:50 That's hardly the point.
00:22:51 The point is, it's a shock. It makes you look at it,
00:22:53 and then you think about, perhaps I ought to think about...
00:22:56 About what? The whole thing's stupid.
00:22:58 How could a man ever be like that?
00:22:59 You can tell... You can see if you look at that.
00:23:01 Come here. Come here. Sit down.
00:23:03 You can see it's just a cushion.
00:23:04 Shut up.
00:23:05 Sit down.
00:23:07 Put your feet up here.
00:23:09 Here you go. Put your feet up.
00:23:12 Lie down.
00:23:13 Just relax.
00:23:15 Just relax. Just relax.
00:23:18 Just go.
00:23:19 Susan, you're not going to...
00:23:20 Lie down.
00:23:21 There.
00:23:23 Susan, it's perfectly close to her.
00:23:24 See? Fantastic.
00:23:25 You can be carrying it around with her.
00:23:27 Susan, stop it.
00:23:28 It's very good.
00:23:29 Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:23:30 I've got a better...
00:23:31 I don't need customer service.
00:23:33 Hey, hey, hey. Stop it.
00:23:35 I'll be arrested for defacing government properties.
00:23:39 Defacing.
00:23:41 Go ahead.
00:23:42 Def...
00:23:44 Lie down. Lie down.
00:23:49 Oh, that's fantastic. That's great.
00:23:52 Yeah, it's really good.
00:23:53 It's very good.
00:23:54 Yeah, it's just fine.
00:23:55 You can be like anything.
00:23:57 What?
00:23:58 The baby, silly.
00:23:59 Oh.
00:24:00 It's very good. Stand up. Sit down here.
00:24:02 Yeah, it's not bad.
00:24:05 Yeah.
00:24:06 Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant?
00:24:09 What?
00:24:10 Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant?
00:24:14 Right.
00:24:23 I...
00:24:24 I can't be more careful than I am at the moment.
00:24:27 What do you mean?
00:24:29 Well, I just mean that I've...
00:24:33 I've never...
00:24:35 I've never...
00:24:37 Never? Really?
00:24:38 No.
00:24:39 Well, what? Did you want this?
00:24:41 Yeah, yeah, of course I want it.
00:24:44 But not like some of these people who are...
00:24:46 Don't get embarrassed.
00:24:47 ...always going around with girls and...
00:24:49 You're all red now.
00:24:50 No, I'm not.
00:24:51 You see how you've gone red?
00:24:52 No, I'm not.
00:24:53 You know that you got pregnant.
00:24:54 Look, I'm not asking you to be mad.
00:24:56 Nothing to be mad about.
00:24:57 You always go all silly when I talk about sex.
00:24:59 I don't.
00:25:00 You do.
00:25:01 I don't.
00:25:02 Would you fancy it with...
00:25:03 Do you think it's...
00:25:06 The cashier?
00:25:10 Don't do it.
00:25:12 I'm not joking.
00:25:13 You'll have to stay late one night.
00:25:18 And you'll see her lonely, voluptuous figure...
00:25:22 ...standing waiting for you.
00:25:24 Look, Sophie, don't joke about these things, OK?
00:25:29 I'm not joking.
00:25:30 Give us a kiss.
00:25:32 Give us a kiss.
00:25:33 Eh?
00:25:37 My!
00:25:38 My!
00:25:39 [grunting]
00:25:42 [grunting]
00:25:45 [grunting]
00:25:46 Um...
00:26:13 You know what, Sue?
00:26:15 What?
00:26:16 I could...
00:26:19 I could see you home tonight if you want me to.
00:26:21 You know what?
00:26:26 My fiancé's picking me up tonight.
00:26:30 My fiancé's picking me up tonight.
00:26:32 Nice weather for ducks, isn't it?
00:26:47 [footsteps]
00:26:49 Oh, I don't want to see this.
00:27:05 Why not?
00:27:06 Oh, it's silly. It's dirty. I'm just...
00:27:07 You're not going to have one of your moodies again, are you?
00:27:09 Come on.
00:27:10 [sigh]
00:27:14 [footsteps]
00:27:16 Two, uh, eight and sixes, please.
00:27:21 Seventeen shillings, sir.
00:27:23 Thank you.
00:27:24 Thank you.
00:27:25 Oh, and, uh...
00:27:26 A packet of those chocolate things.
00:27:28 Treats.
00:27:29 Thanks.
00:27:30 Thank you, sir.
00:27:31 [doorbell rings]
00:27:40 [footsteps]
00:27:42 Oh, there are surprises even in sexual life.
00:27:51 According to my latest findings,
00:27:53 a woman has 3,267 erogenic zones.
00:27:59 So...
00:28:01 [whistling]
00:28:03 [laughing]
00:28:04 [whistling]
00:28:06 [whistling]
00:28:08 Good evening.
00:28:12 There are many misleading theories
00:28:14 about the subject of women
00:28:16 who are so-called "fridges."
00:28:19 Books have been filled on the subject.
00:28:27 Many, many books.
00:28:29 But these are pseudoscientific studies.
00:28:32 Therefore, I have come to the conclusion
00:28:34 that there are no frigid women.
00:28:37 [speaking in French]
00:28:38 Dear friends,
00:28:39 it all depends on you
00:28:41 when properly manipulating, dear friends.
00:28:45 Scientifically speaking,
00:28:50 excited, fondled,
00:28:55 you can prepare your sexual partner
00:28:59 to the highest level of sexual satisfaction.
00:29:04 [suspenseful music]
00:29:06 ♪ ♪
00:29:14 [doorbell rings]
00:29:15 [doorbell rings]
00:29:16 ♪ ♪
00:29:18 [door slams]
00:29:19 What's up?
00:29:20 This bloody bastard's touching me up.
00:29:22 What?
00:29:23 Shh.
00:29:24 Shh.
00:29:25 I'll get the manager.
00:29:28 Yeah.
00:29:29 ♪ ♪
00:29:34 Sue.
00:29:35 Sue, you know it's me.
00:29:36 It's only a joke.
00:29:38 ♪ ♪
00:29:46 [siren wailing]
00:29:49 ♪ ♪
00:29:56 ♪ ♪
00:30:06 ♪ ♪
00:30:09 Sit down.
00:30:11 Yeah, that's him.
00:30:12 Sir, you should be ashamed of yourself.
00:30:14 At your age.
00:30:15 Shh.
00:30:16 Shall I get the police?
00:30:17 Do you want to charge him?
00:30:18 Do you want to charge him?
00:30:19 Of course I want to charge him.
00:30:20 Of course she wants to charge him.
00:30:21 All right, I'll get the police.
00:30:22 We'll get the police.
00:30:23 Go on, then.
00:30:24 All right, all right.
00:30:25 [indistinct chatter]
00:30:27 Shut up.
00:30:28 ♪ ♪
00:30:31 Move up.
00:30:32 Shh.
00:30:33 [laughter]
00:30:36 You're making a bloody fuss, not me.
00:30:38 What's the matter with you?
00:30:39 Shut up.
00:30:40 For Christ's sake, bloody move up.
00:30:42 [indistinct chatter]
00:30:46 That's him.
00:30:48 Get the light out of my eye.
00:30:50 Come on, son.
00:30:52 Come on, son, get moving.
00:30:54 [indistinct chatter]
00:30:57 I hope everything's all right now.
00:30:59 Yes, thank you.
00:31:00 Enjoy yourselves.
00:31:01 Go on.
00:31:02 ♪ ♪
00:31:06 [indistinct chatter]
00:31:08 [laughter]
00:31:11 ♪ ♪
00:31:17 [screaming]
00:31:19 ♪ ♪
00:31:23 What is the matter with you?
00:31:26 For Christ's--
00:31:27 So you see, a little love goes a long, long way.
00:31:35 What exactly were you doing to her?
00:31:39 I love her.
00:31:41 You perverted little monster.
00:31:44 I'm not a perverted little monster.
00:31:46 Let's get that couple in.
00:31:47 We can't press charges without their evidence.
00:31:50 Get them in.
00:31:51 All right.
00:31:54 How old are you, son?
00:31:56 Fifteen.
00:31:58 Fifteen?
00:31:59 Fifteen.
00:32:02 Fifteen.
00:32:03 Then you had no right to be here.
00:32:07 This is an ex-film.
00:32:10 They're not there.
00:32:11 They've left.
00:32:12 Are you sure?
00:32:13 Yes, I'm sure.
00:32:14 Well, then there's no charge.
00:32:17 Wait a moment.
00:32:19 Maybe there is.
00:32:22 How old would you say this boy is?
00:32:25 Well, about eighteen?
00:32:28 Fifteen.
00:32:29 How come you let him in?
00:32:30 Fifteen.
00:32:31 Fifteen?
00:32:32 Yes.
00:32:33 Performing manipulations of this kind at fifteen?
00:32:35 But I was...
00:32:36 He looks much older.
00:32:38 Well, then I'll have to talk to the cashier.
00:32:41 She had no right to sell him the ticket.
00:32:45 We'll know you if it happens again.
00:32:48 We've got a note of your name and address and you won't get off so easily next time.
00:32:52 Go on. Buzz off.
00:32:59 Now, then.
00:33:01 Well, gentlemen.
00:33:04 Would you like a drink?
00:33:07 Gin and tonic.
00:33:12 I only mean that if you want me, you should understand others wanting me the same way.
00:33:16 They like me, too.
00:33:17 How can you compare me to him?
00:33:19 He's just a kid. Scaring him is enough.
00:33:21 A kid? Pouring you from behind like that?
00:33:22 That's what you always tried to do. Pour me?
00:33:24 Look, why didn't you charge him in the cinema? You said you were going to charge him.
00:33:26 We've got the manager.
00:33:27 Listen, when we're married, you can look after me.
00:33:28 For the time being, just let me take care of things my own way, would you?
00:33:49 You don't have to be so hard.
00:33:51 I'm not lying.
00:33:53 What?
00:33:54 You can't be like this.
00:33:56 Yeah. Oh, come on.
00:34:00 Oh, yeah.
00:34:22 This man's trying to molest me.
00:34:24 Oh, one of those again, eh?
00:34:25 What?
00:34:26 Just one moment, sir.
00:34:27 Look, him again, this little bastard.
00:34:29 He's trying to molest me.
00:34:30 He keeps making indecent suggestions.
00:34:31 He keeps trying to touch me.
00:34:32 What are you...
00:34:33 Look, this little bugger was sitting behind us in the cinema.
00:34:34 All right for now, sir.
00:34:36 Are you charging him, boy, with impotuning?
00:34:40 Huh? Look, he doesn't even know what it means.
00:34:42 Yes, yes, I want to charge him.
00:34:43 All right, your name, sir, please.
00:34:45 Look, I can explain this situation to you.
00:34:46 Your name, sir, please.
00:34:48 Is that what... Look, he's gone. Look. Look.
00:34:51 I'd still like your name.
00:34:52 And what are you going to base the charge? What is it?
00:34:53 Impotuning, sir.
00:34:56 Why are you always doing that?
00:34:58 Well, I could use the extra bob.
00:35:00 Anyway, I'm bored.
00:35:01 Everything gets boring after a time.
00:35:04 Your fiancé seems a good sort of chap.
00:35:10 He's okay?
00:35:16 He phoned me first thing this morning.
00:35:17 Yeah?
00:35:18 Yeah.
00:35:19 I'll give you the bob.
00:35:28 When's the happy day?
00:35:30 Not just yet.
00:35:33 But I might decide tomorrow, as a matter of fact.
00:35:35 Tomorrow?
00:35:36 Why tomorrow?
00:35:39 We're going to buy the ring.
00:35:43 And we're going to have a diamond or a ruby or maybe a sapphire.
00:35:48 Hmm?
00:35:54 Afterwards, we're going to go and have something to eat somewhere, I expect.
00:35:58 A little celebration.
00:36:00 Then we're going to go to Skoll.
00:36:03 Skoll?
00:36:04 What's Skoll?
00:36:06 Mike, what are you doing?
00:36:08 It's a nightclub. Mike, stop it.
00:36:10 Stop wasting my cotton.
00:36:12 Give it to me.
00:36:14 It's all dirty.
00:36:15 Look at you, Dan.
00:36:20 Amanda, excuse me, could you please--you're not allowed in here.
00:36:24 Could you go outside?
00:36:26 This is for the attendant only, you know.
00:36:33 Keep an eye on my section, would you, Mike?
00:36:44 [panting]
00:36:54 [panting]
00:37:04 [glass shatters]
00:37:14 [music]
00:37:24 [music]
00:37:34 [music]
00:37:44 [music]
00:37:54 [music]
00:38:04 [music]
00:38:14 [music]
00:38:24 You're not allowed to mix with the men.
00:38:31 There is no fire.
00:38:32 I know. I know. It was a false alarm.
00:38:35 I apologize for any inconvenience caused.
00:38:38 Return to your cubicles.
00:38:45 Now then, don't think I don't know what's going on here.
00:38:50 Unpunctuality.
00:38:54 Tea leaves thrown down the toilet.
00:38:57 Cigarette ends in the cubicles.
00:39:00 And there was a dirty towel just lying in the main corridor on Tuesday afternoon.
00:39:08 Just see it doesn't happen again.
00:39:15 Help me! Stop it!
00:39:17 Help me! Stop! No! What a monster! It goes on forever!
00:39:22 She knows who has to clear this out.
00:39:24 She's started it going anyway.
00:39:26 Keep in here. Out of the way.
00:39:28 [music]
00:39:36 [music]
00:39:49 Good afternoon, son.
00:39:51 I'd like to know where your, um, toilet is.
00:39:59 Oh, toilet.
00:40:02 Yes, it's, um, you see the one, two, three on the left.
00:40:06 Thank you.
00:40:08 [footsteps]
00:40:35 My!
00:40:38 Get out of my way!
00:40:41 My!
00:41:03 Stay out of my way. You're crazy.
00:41:06 Hey! Sue, pack it! Sue, pack it up!
00:41:10 Sue, pack Susan!
00:41:13 Don't stop my bike! You've ruined my bike!
00:41:20 Mike?
00:41:23 There's a customer for you in my section.
00:41:25 No! I told you, Sue, no more swapping.
00:41:27 Oh, it's not. She asked you by name. She knows you.
00:41:30 Kathy, you're catching something on.
00:41:32 Kathy?
00:41:33 Your girlfriend.
00:41:37 I haven't got one.
00:41:51 Kathy, where are you?
00:41:52 I'm here, Mike.
00:42:03 Don't be so shy, Mike. Come on in.
00:42:08 What brings you here?
00:42:10 The bath, of course.
00:42:12 Your service has become quite famous, you know.
00:42:17 No, really, the boys told me you were here.
00:42:19 You had a fight over that girl, didn't you?
00:42:22 Yep. She's not my girl. It's just that they were asking for it.
00:42:26 I was just curious.
00:42:29 You never phone anymore. What's the matter?
00:42:32 Do you still want to...
00:42:35 Look, Mike, it's all right now. Since you've left, things have happened.
00:42:38 Kathy...
00:42:39 It's all right now, Mike. It's all right now.
00:42:41 Kathy, stop it.
00:42:44 I don't know how to explain.
00:42:46 It's not you. You're right.
00:42:50 It's just that... I don't know, that old scene seems so strange now.
00:42:56 As if it were someone else. Not me at all.
00:43:02 I'm sorry, Kathy.
00:43:10 Hey! Don't forget your tip!
00:43:15 Let me take it, madam.
00:43:18 [footsteps]
00:43:28 [footsteps]
00:43:38 [footsteps]
00:43:48 [footsteps]
00:43:58 [footsteps]
00:44:08 [footsteps]
00:44:18 [footsteps]
00:44:24 You'd like some of this, wouldn't you?
00:44:25 Susan, can't you see I'm busy?
00:44:28 Of course, I'm very lucky not having a weight problem. I can eat almost anything.
00:44:42 You were very quiet this morning. What's wrong with you?
00:44:52 [footsteps]
00:44:55 [footsteps]
00:44:57 [footsteps]
00:45:07 [footsteps]
00:45:28 Just sign.
00:45:33 [footsteps]
00:45:48 [footsteps]
00:45:53 [footsteps]
00:46:07 [music]
00:46:14 Excuse me, excuse me a moment.
00:46:17 Yes, can I help you?
00:46:19 Have you seen a couple come in? The girl's a redhead, very good looking, couldn't miss her.
00:46:24 Oh, one went in about ten minutes ago, with a dark, balding gentleman.
00:46:28 Oh no, the bloke's got a lot of hair, sort of horse-faced.
00:46:32 Oh, actually, there were two gentlemen. Good evening, sir. The other man may have been a bit horsey.
00:46:38 I am.
00:46:39 Oh, fine, thank you.
00:46:41 That could be them. Um, yeah, I'll take a single.
00:46:45 Are you a member, sir?
00:46:47 A member? No.
00:46:49 In that case, I'm afraid you can't go in, sir. Not unless you want to enrol and pay your membership fee.
00:46:54 Well, how much is that?
00:46:55 Three guineas, please, sir.
00:46:57 Three guineas.
00:46:59 [music]
00:47:06 Fill in this form, please.
00:47:08 [music]
00:47:13 And I'm afraid there's another twelve and six for your first drink.
00:47:18 Hello, darling.
00:47:19 Good evening.
00:47:20 There we are.
00:47:21 Take this.
00:47:22 All right.
00:47:23 Thank you.
00:47:24 Thank you.
00:47:25 Look, um, couldn't I go in without a drink just this once?
00:47:30 Oh, I'm afraid it's not possible under our rules. Do you still wish to join?
00:47:35 [music]
00:47:42 Can I use your loo?
00:47:43 Certainly. In there.
00:47:44 [music]
00:47:49 Hello, Angie. How's your love life?
00:47:51 Thank you.
00:47:52 That's my fiancé. Not bad, eh?
00:47:54 [music]
00:47:57 Here you go, then.
00:47:58 [music]
00:48:00 I'll see you later.
00:48:01 [music]
00:48:08 Thank you.
00:48:10 [music]
00:48:16 I'm terribly sorry.
00:48:17 Good evening, madam.
00:48:18 I'm sorry.
00:48:20 Step this way, please.
00:48:22 I'm sorry.
00:48:24 It's warmer inside, sir.
00:48:26 I'll be up.
00:48:28 [music]
00:48:39 [music]
00:48:46 How much is a hot dog?
00:49:01 One and nine, sir.
00:49:03 Yes, yes, all right.
00:49:05 With mustard?
00:49:06 Yes.
00:49:07 [music]
00:49:11 One and nine, please, sir.
00:49:12 Thank you very much.
00:49:13 Thank you, sir.
00:49:14 Thank you.
00:49:15 [music]
00:49:37 Live show, sir. On now.
00:49:39 Only ten bob, she takes everything off.
00:49:41 Film show, too, sir.
00:49:42 You'll find it very educational.
00:49:44 [music]
00:49:48 Hot dog, please.
00:49:50 With mustard?
00:49:51 Yes.
00:49:52 One and nine, please.
00:49:54 Thank you, sir.
00:49:56 Thank you.
00:49:58 [music]
00:50:25 Eighteen happy girls, as naked as the day they were born,
00:50:29 only bigger and juicier.
00:50:31 Nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:33 Step inside, sir. The show's on now.
00:50:35 Continuous show.
00:50:36 Step right inside, sir. The show's on now.
00:50:38 The show's on now.
00:50:39 Where did you get this poster?
00:50:41 Angelica, continental, born in Manchester.
00:50:43 Why don't you ask her for yourself?
00:50:44 You can't afford her.
00:50:45 Very expensive girl.
00:50:46 Step right inside, sir. The show's on now.
00:50:48 Eighteen beautiful girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:53 Thank you, sir.
00:50:54 Thank you.
00:50:55 [music]
00:50:58 It all comes off in here, not a stitch on.
00:51:00 Continuous live strip tease.
00:51:02 Ten boxes, sir.
00:51:03 Excuse me, sir.
00:51:04 I say, sir, are you coming inside, sir?
00:51:06 I'm going to go inside, sir.
00:51:08 Ten boxes.
00:51:09 Going in? The show's on now.
00:51:10 Right, go right through.
00:51:11 Right, you're lucky, sir.
00:51:12 Right, sir.
00:51:14 [music]
00:51:27 Hold on.
00:51:28 Sorry.
00:51:34 Who is it?
00:51:35 Hey, where's Angelica?
00:51:36 Who's taken Angelica?
00:51:37 Hey, hey, where's Angelica?
00:51:38 You seen her?
00:51:39 A customer?
00:51:40 A customer, yes.
00:51:41 Can I come in?
00:51:42 You can.
00:51:43 I'll be busy now.
00:51:47 Well, dear, what can I do for you?
00:51:49 Could I stay for a while, please?
00:51:51 Please do, welcome.
00:51:53 Don't be shy.
00:51:54 Could I wash my hands?
00:51:56 Yeah, over there.
00:51:58 Thank you.
00:51:59 You got a match?
00:52:12 A match, yes.
00:52:13 You're all trembling.
00:52:35 Why?
00:52:36 Well, I've been...
00:52:37 I've been...
00:52:38 I've been...
00:52:39 I've been...
00:52:40 I've been...
00:52:41 I've been running a lot.
00:52:42 Have a drink, won't you?
00:52:44 Thanks.
00:52:45 Well, how much is it?
00:52:47 Be my guest.
00:52:49 Oh, thank you.
00:52:50 Why don't you take a glass?
00:53:00 Um, why make it dirty?
00:53:03 Well, I...
00:53:05 Hey, what do you do, boy?
00:53:07 Are you at school?
00:53:08 Um, no, I work.
00:53:10 Where?
00:53:11 Come on, sir, where is she?
00:53:15 Where's Angelica?
00:53:16 I'm a public baths attendant.
00:53:18 Nice job, is it?
00:53:20 Well, it could...
00:53:21 Yeah, it could be worse.
00:53:22 Pays well?
00:53:23 Yes, quite well.
00:53:24 I got my first ten quid today.
00:53:26 Oh, today.
00:53:27 Any tips?
00:53:28 Um, yeah, ten bob.
00:53:32 I got ten bob once.
00:53:33 Ten bob?
00:53:34 Well, you must have been a queer.
00:53:35 Must have fancied you.
00:53:36 No, no.
00:53:37 Be careful, boy.
00:53:38 No, really, it was nothing like that.
00:53:40 It was a lady.
00:53:41 A lady?
00:53:42 What did you do for her?
00:53:43 Nothing, really.
00:53:44 I think she was a bit soft in the head.
00:53:47 Kept on talking about football.
00:53:49 Oh, we're probably in the same line.
00:53:51 Football, huh?
00:53:53 Are you a football fan?
00:53:54 Yes, I am.
00:53:57 Hang on.
00:53:58 Come here.
00:53:59 Let me show you something.
00:54:00 Come.
00:54:01 Look.
00:54:02 You know him?
00:54:06 Yeah, yeah, he's great.
00:54:07 He plays for West Bromwich.
00:54:09 Yes, well, uh...
00:54:11 Um...
00:54:13 I see you're not working, so I'll have to go.
00:54:17 Well, what do you mean, not working?
00:54:19 I've never needed work more.
00:54:20 There's no insurance in this kind of business.
00:54:22 Do you know how much I'm worth?
00:54:24 No.
00:54:25 I used to take five quid for a short time.
00:54:28 It's two pounds ten now, of course.
00:54:35 Close the door.
00:54:37 Oh, it's Angelica.
00:54:40 Do you fancy her as well?
00:54:42 Do you know this girl? Do you know her?
00:54:44 Well, it depends what you mean by know her.
00:54:46 Yeah, but you know her name.
00:54:48 What do you do with all your money, boy?
00:54:50 I keep three pounds and give the rest to my mother, but do you know this girl?
00:54:54 Seven pounds? Seven quid?
00:54:55 You're mad.
00:54:56 What do they need it for?
00:54:57 They've no shame.
00:54:58 Well, they feed me now, but this girl...
00:54:59 No, they should.
00:55:00 They brought you into this world, haven't they?
00:55:02 They've had their fun. They can pay now.
00:55:05 They all want to have it free.
00:55:07 So you've only got three quid left?
00:55:09 You can't imagine the things we can do for three quid.
00:55:12 Yeah, yes, but you said two and a half.
00:55:14 Yeah, two and a half, of course.
00:55:17 Hey, let's not waste any more time.
00:55:19 Where do you need her?
00:55:20 There?
00:55:21 You just want to see her when you do it, is that it?
00:55:24 It's easier for you, eh?
00:55:26 No, stop it, please.
00:55:29 Stop it. Look, I have to go now.
00:55:31 You think you can just go and leave a girl in this state?
00:55:34 I don't have to pay, do I?
00:55:36 What do you think? You've had my time, my drink, my emotions.
00:55:40 You've made me nervous.
00:55:42 Look, come on, stop it. Give it to me.
00:55:45 Give me the thing. Give it.
00:55:47 Hey, you. Where's that girl?
00:55:54 What have you done with her?
00:55:55 Hey, hey, come on, where is she?
00:55:57 Come on, give her...
00:55:58 You get him.
00:55:59 Where is she?
00:56:00 Come on, you perverse.
00:56:02 Where's that girl? Come on, I want her back.
00:56:05 You've got her, but...
00:56:06 Hey, come back. Come back.
00:56:08 Come on, come back.
00:56:09 Hey, hey, come back, you two.
00:56:11 Hey, come on.
00:56:13 Get her, you dirty, foreign perverse.
00:56:15 Come back here.
00:56:16 Can I help you, sir?
00:56:23 Yes, did the young couple come out yet?
00:56:26 No, I don't think so.
00:56:28 But they were here.
00:56:29 I think so.
00:56:31 Excuse me, sir. Would you please read this book?
00:56:47 It tells you about Christ.
00:56:49 We want to talk to you today about the Lord Jesus Christ.
00:56:52 Yes, please.
00:56:53 There are two things you can be certain of in this life.
00:56:56 One of them is the fact that the sun is going to rise tomorrow morning.
00:57:00 The other is the fact that one day there's a coffin waiting for you.
00:57:05 The Bible tells us there's no way out.
00:57:07 Where did you get that?
00:57:08 These men gave it to me.
00:57:09 No, not that, the hot dog.
00:57:11 Oh, hot dog.
00:57:12 Just here, look, I'll show you.
00:57:13 Yeah, I fancy a hot dog.
00:57:14 Do you?
00:57:15 Have one.
00:57:16 They're nice, they're very good.
00:57:18 I'll go one, thanks.
00:57:20 Here, look. Hey, over here.
00:57:22 Look.
00:57:23 Oh, they're lovely.
00:57:25 Two more customers for you.
00:57:26 Oh, I'm ever so hungry.
00:57:27 I'm starving.
00:57:28 Have one.
00:57:29 What are they doing?
00:57:30 Do you know what they're going on about?
00:57:31 I don't know, they're giving out.
00:57:32 Do you know what they're going on about?
00:57:33 No.
00:57:34 Here, we're going to have a hot dog then.
00:57:37 It smells soup.
00:57:38 Hey, go on.
00:57:40 Three hot dogs, please.
00:57:41 With mustard?
00:57:42 Yes.
00:57:43 Oh, please.
00:57:44 Yeah.
00:57:45 Don't laugh at them.
00:57:51 Oh, thanks.
00:57:52 Is?
00:57:53 Oh, thanks very much.
00:57:56 Five and three, please, sir.
00:57:57 Oh, they're hot.
00:57:58 Five and three.
00:57:59 I don't have any change.
00:58:00 No.
00:58:01 You don't?
00:58:02 Here.
00:58:05 He's got a queen.
00:58:06 Is, we sing?
00:58:07 Thank you, sir.
00:58:08 Thank you very much.
00:58:09 Aren't you going to sing?
00:58:10 Thank you.
00:58:11 Which way did you say Piccadilly was?
00:58:14 Piccadilly, yes.
00:58:15 It's just down there, you can't miss it.
00:58:18 Ready?
00:58:19 Oh, come on.
00:58:20 Ready?
00:58:21 Come on.
00:58:22 Um, no, sorry, because I've eaten too much.
00:58:32 Yes, please, sir.
00:58:33 Really, sorry, I mustn't.
00:58:35 With my compliments, sir.
00:58:37 Thank you.
00:58:38 Taxi.
00:58:39 Yes, please, with pleasure, yes.
00:58:42 Thank you very much.
00:58:46 73 Cornwall Gardens.
00:58:48 Leicester Square tube, please.
00:58:49 73 Cornwall Gardens.
00:58:51 Leicester Square tube.
00:58:52 You know, we've only got the flat for tonight, haven't we?
00:58:57 Look, we're almost married.
00:58:59 Leicester Square tube.
00:59:00 73 Cornwall Gardens.
00:59:02 Wait for your seat.
00:59:03 Everybody's doing everything they can to help you, sir.
00:59:05 No, no, no, everything's happening, everything's coming through.
00:59:07 It's all on show.
00:59:08 18 fantastic girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:59:11 Want to see the show, madam?
00:59:12 You said lovely show, madam.
00:59:13 Come and see the show, madam, it's marvellous.
00:59:15 Show's on now.
00:59:16 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:59:19 Come back.
00:59:20 Hey.
00:59:21 Hey.
00:59:22 Hey.
00:59:24 Hey.
00:59:26 Hey.
00:59:28 Hey.
00:59:30 Hey.
00:59:32 Hey.
00:59:34 Hey.
00:59:36 Hey.
00:59:38 [DOG BARKING]
00:59:42 [FOOTSTEPS]
00:59:45 [BELL RINGING]
00:59:58 [DOOR OPENING]
01:00:01 [FOOTSTEPS]
01:00:10 [DOOR CLOSING]
01:00:13 Look, Sue, look at this.
01:00:15 Mike.
01:00:17 Where'd you get that?
01:00:18 What is it?
01:00:19 What is it?
01:00:20 That's exactly what I'd like to ask you.
01:00:21 What is it?
01:00:22 What do you mean?
01:00:23 I mean, it's you, isn't it?
01:00:25 Oh, it does look like me, doesn't it?
01:00:27 Well, it is you.
01:00:28 All right.
01:00:30 Is it you?
01:00:31 What do you think?
01:00:32 No, you're not like this, Sue.
01:00:34 Like what?
01:00:35 Like that.
01:00:36 Look at it, is it you?
01:00:37 I'm much worse than that.
01:00:40 It can't be you.
01:00:41 Why?
01:00:42 Because you're not like that.
01:00:44 What am I supposed to be like?
01:00:46 Well, look, let me sit down.
01:00:49 It's you, isn't it?
01:00:51 Well, you make up your own mind about that.
01:00:53 If I were one of your--
01:00:54 Yeah, what would you do?
01:00:56 What would you do?
01:00:57 Would you buy me a ring like that, hmm?
01:00:59 How much do you think that costs?
01:01:00 Look. Look at it.
01:01:01 How much do you think that costs?
01:01:02 Ten quid.
01:01:03 Ten times that much.
01:01:04 I'll buy it for you, Sue. I'll buy it for you.
01:01:06 Don't be silly. I've already got it.
01:01:07 Give it to me. Give me the ring.
01:01:08 You're mad.
01:01:09 Susan, sit down.
01:01:10 You've got to tell me whether it's you or not.
01:01:12 Sit down, Susan.
01:01:13 I can't. I've just about had enough.
01:01:15 Stop it!
01:01:16 What do you think you're bloody staring at?
01:01:21 Sit down and behave yourself.
01:01:22 God, look at it. Look at it.
01:01:23 You're stupid.
01:01:24 Just sit down, for God's sake.
01:01:28 Give me my coat.
01:01:37 I suppose you're going to see him now.
01:01:39 After you got engaged to the other one, now you're going to see him.
01:01:41 What if I am?
01:01:42 Well, you can't because he sleeps with his wife. It's no good, huh?
01:01:43 Then I'll just have to see him some other time, then, won't I?
01:01:46 Has he seen the poster?
01:01:48 Has he seen it?
01:01:49 Has he seen it?
01:01:50 Because I'll show it to him tomorrow at the races.
01:01:52 I'll show him this.
01:01:53 See what he thinks of you then.
01:01:55 You're not going to the races, are you?
01:02:01 Don't worry. I won't cause you any more trouble.
01:02:05 [Glass shatters]
01:02:06 [Music]
01:02:29 [Music]
01:02:31 [Door knocking]
01:02:58 [Water splashing]
01:03:00 Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
01:03:06 Get in line. Now, steady.
01:03:08 Up, up, up, up. Keep on moving left and right.
01:03:12 Up, up, up, up, up. Come along. You'll soon be off.
01:03:16 Now, get in line, boys. Get in line.
01:03:19 Hey, you, get back in line.
01:03:26 I've got to fix my shoelace.
01:03:28 On your marks.
01:03:31 Get set.
01:03:35 [Gunshot]
01:03:36 [Cheering]
01:03:38 Mike, hey, this is a school competition. You can't beat it.
01:03:41 Will you try and stop me?
01:03:42 [Cheering]
01:03:44 [Cheering]
01:03:46 Hey, you. Push off. Go on.
01:04:03 [Whistling]
01:04:06 Come on.
01:04:09 Come on.
01:04:13 [Whistling]
01:04:15 [Dog barking]
01:04:18 [Whistling]
01:04:23 [Dog barking]
01:04:27 [Cheering]
01:04:31 [Cheering]
01:04:58 Get off the track. Get off.
01:05:00 Only two more laps to go. Come on.
01:05:05 Only two more laps. Come on.
01:05:12 [Cheering]
01:05:15 [Glass breaking]
01:05:17 [Glass breaking]
01:05:19 [Glass breaking]
01:05:21 [Glass breaking]
01:05:23 [Glass breaking]
01:05:25 [Glass breaking]
01:05:32 [Gunshot]
01:05:53 [Gunshot]
01:05:55 [Gunshot]
01:06:06 [Laughing]
01:06:20 You little bastard. Come here.
01:06:23 I'll get you for this, you little bastard. Who the hell do you think you are?
01:06:29 Come here. I've just about had enough of you.
01:06:33 I'm sorry, Mike.
01:06:42 I'm sorry. I was very angry.
01:06:45 My tooth. You've knocked my tooth out.
01:06:47 You shouldn't have done that to his car. You really should have.
01:06:49 But you've knocked my tooth out.
01:06:51 I've said I'm sorry. Yeah, you are.
01:06:53 Give me a mirror. Oh my God.
01:06:55 Oh no.
01:06:58 Oh no. Not your bloody tooth. Look.
01:07:03 Oh shit.
01:07:07 It's not my tooth.
01:07:09 You didn't spit it out, didn't you?
01:07:11 No. Yeah, I spat it out.
01:07:13 You didn't swallow it? No.
01:07:15 Oh God. Help me look for it.
01:07:18 How big is it? How big is it? You saw it yesterday.
01:07:22 Do you know how much that costs? Sue.
01:07:24 Oh, he's going to be really pleased with this. Sue, it's no good.
01:07:26 It's just great. Sue, it's no good. Stand up, Sue.
01:07:29 It's stupid. Sue. Look, will you help me look for it, Mike?
01:07:32 You're only turning it into the snow. Stand up.
01:07:34 Oh Christ, yeah. Stay where you are. Don't move.
01:07:38 Oh God, this is impossible. Don't move.
01:07:42 Oh, it's so stupid. Stay in the circle.
01:07:44 Stay in the circle, Sue. Anywhere.
01:07:47 No, don't move. I'll be back in a minute.
01:07:51 But Mike.
01:07:53 Oh God.
01:08:15 Get out. Piss off. Piss off.
01:08:19 Christ, what's that bloody dog doing there?
01:08:22 Go on.
01:08:25 What are those for? Oh, yeah, see.
01:08:29 Well, then what? Leave it to me. I know what I'm doing.
01:08:31 No, I just help you do. I just help you do for your sake.
01:08:34 Don't move around, Sue. I'm not.
01:08:37 I keep thinking I see it.
01:08:39 Look, I'll make a path. It could be anywhere.
01:08:43 Oh, it could even be on these. Now walk in the path.
01:08:47 Right, now come out.
01:08:50 Hooray!
01:08:54 Hooray!
01:08:57 Hooray!
01:08:59 Hooray!
01:09:02 Last little bit.
01:09:12 Right, good. I don't think we missed any.
01:09:15 I hope not. You didn't swallow it, did you?
01:09:18 No, I didn't swallow it. Here, take this shovel. Can you manage?
01:09:21 Yeah, come on. Where are we taking it?
01:09:24 To the baths, of course. Go on.
01:09:28 [Grunting]
01:09:32 [Grunting]
01:09:35 [Footsteps]
01:10:04 It's empty. Yeah, I know.
01:10:06 I forgot they'd haven't stood out for the weekend.
01:10:08 But it's okay. We can still use the baths.
01:10:10 No, I think everything's locked up.
01:10:13 Well, look, I'll have a look in the manager's office. That must be open.
01:10:17 [Footsteps]
01:10:45 Hey, Sue, look what I've found. Where are we going to plug it in?
01:10:48 There's nowhere here, I don't think.
01:10:50 Hang on, I'll just try these lights.
01:10:52 What are you going to do with it, anyway?
01:10:54 You'll see. Watch.
01:11:12 Now switch 'em off!
01:11:15 [Bell dings]
01:11:26 [Grunts]
01:11:40 [Grunts]
01:11:43 [Grunts]
01:11:51 [Footsteps]
01:11:54 Oh, shit.
01:12:16 [Grunts]
01:12:19 Right, this will be fixed.
01:12:21 Switch on the light.
01:12:24 All right, now come and help me.
01:12:35 Did you lose any on the way down here?
01:12:37 Yeah. I picked it up again.
01:12:41 Right, now we can start bunging it in the kettle. Give us a sec.
01:12:44 All right.
01:12:47 Right, put some in there.
01:12:49 Just one.
01:12:51 Look, mind out. Look, if you can't do it properly, I'll do it by myself.
01:12:55 Oh, Mike, do you think we'll ever find it? It's going to take hours doing it like this.
01:13:00 Don't worry, we'll find it sooner or later.
01:13:03 Oh, Christ, I'm hungry.
01:13:11 [Engine starts]
01:13:14 Right.
01:13:27 Look, we'll tie it down here quick.
01:13:31 What are you going to do?
01:13:32 Pour it down here.
01:13:34 Won't it go right down the grating?
01:13:35 No, it should be all right. This will stop it.
01:13:37 You sure?
01:13:38 Right, now pour it here and it'll trickle out down there.
01:13:40 If you see the diamond, don't touch it because it'll be hot.
01:13:42 Wait a minute, I've got a much better idea.
01:13:44 What?
01:13:45 This is a much better idea.
01:13:46 What?
01:13:47 Hang on a minute.
01:13:49 Mike, don't be silly. There's no time to get embarrassed.
01:13:52 Why?
01:13:53 Look, strain it through these.
01:13:56 Through that?
01:13:57 Yeah, come on.
01:13:58 You'll ruin your tights.
01:13:59 It doesn't matter. Come on.
01:14:01 That diamond's worth 1,200 pairs of tights.
01:14:04 Come on, you pour it through.
01:14:05 It's not that valuable.
01:14:06 It is, I told you.
01:14:07 All right, ready?
01:14:08 Christ, what do you think all this is for?
01:14:09 Okay, hold it then.
01:14:10 All right, get on with it, for God's sake.
01:14:12 Don't let it dribble down.
01:14:13 I'm holding it, aren't I? Okay.
01:14:16 I'm only doing my best.
01:14:17 I know, come on.
01:14:20 Don't burn me.
01:14:22 Keep your fingers back. Keep...
01:14:24 What's that?
01:14:25 Wait a minute.
01:14:27 No, it's not.
01:14:29 Keep looking for it.
01:14:34 Right.
01:14:36 Mike, keep looking for it.
01:14:38 Keep quiet.
01:14:40 For God's sake.
01:14:42 Go on.
01:14:45 Keep quiet.
01:14:47 Keep quiet. It's all right, it'll go away.
01:14:49 Shh.
01:14:53 All right, all right.
01:14:56 All right, let's give it a minute.
01:14:57 Take it up there and put some more snow.
01:15:03 Sue, are you there?
01:15:11 What the hell are you doing there?
01:15:14 I was knocking at the door. Didn't you hear me?
01:15:17 Why didn't you answer me?
01:15:20 I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
01:15:22 What have you done to my car?
01:15:23 You punctured two tires.
01:15:25 I can't even remember when I punctured one.
01:15:28 Give me the key.
01:15:31 Give me my cap.
01:15:35 Give me the keys.
01:15:37 I'm awfully sorry.
01:15:38 Give me the cap, come on.
01:15:39 I'm awfully sorry, I don't know where they are.
01:15:40 Have you got a spare set?
01:15:42 But I gave them to you.
01:15:43 I've said I'm sorry, I don't know what I've done with them, that's all.
01:15:47 Come on, give me the cap.
01:15:49 Oh, your bloody cap.
01:15:54 Right, now listen.
01:15:55 Get your coat and your bag
01:15:58 and come here.
01:16:05 Serves me right,
01:16:06 missing the stupid kids.
01:16:10 Hurry up.
01:16:15 Hurry up.
01:16:17 Come on, come on, get a move on.
01:16:19 No, I won't.
01:16:22 Susan, what's wrong with you?
01:16:23 Will you stop ordering me about, that's all.
01:16:27 But I must have my key.
01:16:28 Have you got a spare set of keys or haven't you?
01:16:31 Yes, I've got a set.
01:16:32 Where are they?
01:16:33 They're at home.
01:16:34 I can't go home and ask my wife for the keys.
01:16:36 Not this time, I can't go out again.
01:16:38 Well, that's your problem, isn't it?
01:16:39 If you've got a spare set of keys, you're all right, so you can piss off.
01:16:41 Piss off?
01:16:43 After all that I've done for you?
01:16:45 Piss off?
01:16:46 After what?
01:16:48 After what you've done for me?
01:16:50 After what?
01:16:51 What?
01:16:52 I'll tell you what you've done for me.
01:16:54 You've spoiled everything.
01:16:56 Everything.
01:16:57 Why the hell you had to be the first.
01:16:59 I'll tell you why.
01:17:00 Because you had to be the first with everyone, don't you?
01:17:02 You couldn't bear to be second, then they'd have something to compare you to.
01:17:05 Then they'd see how bloody hopeless you are.
01:17:08 That's why you're so pinky for school girls.
01:17:11 They don't know any better, do they?
01:17:13 Poor little things.
01:17:14 They think you're really quite good, don't they?
01:17:16 They think it's quite exciting, the way you grope and push, and you're so bloody hopeless.
01:17:21 You make me sick.
01:17:23 What do you think you've ever done for anyone?
01:17:25 You're pathetic.
01:17:26 You're pathetic!
01:17:28 How you ever make it with your wife, I don't know.
01:17:31 If you ever do.
01:17:32 What about those children?
01:17:33 You sure they're yours?
01:17:35 Piss off!
01:17:37 Piss off!
01:17:39 Bastard!
01:17:47 Puff!
01:17:49 Susan, this is the end.
01:17:52 What you undoing that one for? We've got all this to do yet.
01:17:55 Well, I thought we could do this one.
01:17:57 Oh, come on, let's do one at a time, for God's sake.
01:18:00 All right.
01:18:01 How annoying.
01:18:03 I'm sick of being ordered about.
01:18:05 This is...
01:18:06 Oh, God, I'm dropping bits now.
01:18:08 All right, that's enough.
01:18:09 Come on, let's turn it on and get this melted.
01:18:12 Bring those down with you.
01:18:14 Hey, what if you have swallowed it?
01:18:16 I told you so, I haven't swallowed it.
01:18:18 Sure?
01:18:19 Yeah.
01:18:20 Come on.
01:18:22 God, I'm so hungry.
01:18:24 I know.
01:18:26 Come on.
01:18:28 This is going to take hours, isn't it?
01:18:34 I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'm going to be late.
01:18:38 I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'll be late.
01:18:43 (PHONE RINGS)
01:18:45 Chris?
01:18:56 Hello, darling, it's me.
01:18:57 I'm going to be a bit late, there's been an accident here at the baths.
01:19:00 Oh, it's nothing serious, it's a burst pipe.
01:19:03 Well, how do you expect me to feel? I'm furious.
01:19:07 Because I live near here and the manager's away.
01:19:10 I have to stay till they finish.
01:19:12 Don't you believe me?
01:19:15 Well, that's great, that's all I needed to hear.
01:19:19 I expect a bit of sympathy, but...
01:19:21 I'm ringing from the manager's office, you can ring me back and check if you don't believe me.
01:19:25 5-2... Yeah, you know the number.
01:19:28 Right.
01:19:29 I'm not saying I'll definitely be late, I just might be.
01:19:32 There's four of them, hard at work. You can hear, listen.
01:19:37 (DOOR OPENS)
01:19:38 Mike, what are you doing? I wasn't on the phone long.
01:19:46 Couldn't you work without me?
01:19:48 Mike? What is it, you ill?
01:19:50 Oh, Mike, come on, let's get on with it.
01:19:53 I know you're tired, but come on.
01:19:55 Mike, what's the matter?
01:19:58 What are you doing?
01:20:00 Did you find it?
01:20:04 Mike, did you find it?
01:20:06 Where is it?
01:20:07 Oh, Mike, come on, don't mess about. You've found it, haven't you?
01:20:10 Where is it?
01:20:11 Mike, where is it?
01:20:13 Give it to me.
01:20:19 Come on, give it to me.
01:20:23 Where is it?
01:20:32 Don't swallow it. Give it to me. Give it to me now, Mike. Come on.
01:20:35 Don't swallow...
01:20:37 (SIGHS)
01:20:39 (SIGHS)
01:20:41 (FOOTSTEPS)
01:20:42 (THUD)
01:20:54 (THUD)
01:21:02 (THUD)
01:21:03 (THUD)
01:21:12 (SIGHS)
01:21:13 (FOOTSTEPS)
01:21:14 (SIGHS)
01:21:23 (FOOTSTEPS)
01:21:34 (FOOTSTEPS)
01:21:36 (THUD)
01:21:37 (FOOTSTEPS)
01:21:38 (BEEPING)
01:21:39 (BEEPING)
01:21:40 (BEEPING)
01:21:45 (BEEPING)
01:21:55 (BEEPING)
01:22:03 (BEEPING)
01:22:04 (BEEPING)
01:22:13 (BEEPING)
01:22:22 (BEEPING)
01:22:32 (BEEPING)
01:22:33 It's all right, Mike. It's all right.
01:22:54 (PHONE RINGS)
01:22:57 (PHONE RINGS)
01:22:58 Oh, Mummy.
01:23:03 (PHONE RINGS)
01:23:08 Chris?
01:23:10 Hello, darling. Guess what? They've just finished.
01:23:14 Yes, I won't be late.
01:23:15 I've just got to get dressed now.
01:23:18 I've got to put my coat on.
01:23:21 Yeah.
01:23:23 Me too.
01:23:25 Very much.
01:23:26 (ENGINE RUMBLES)
01:23:37 (ENGINE RUMBLES)
01:23:38 So, please, please don't go, Sue.
01:23:57 Please, Sue, I... It's all right.
01:24:01 Please, Sue, I just want to talk to you about it.
01:24:04 No, Mike, I've got to go, honestly.
01:24:06 Look, Sue, you can't just change like that after being like that
01:24:10 and then just go like that.
01:24:12 Mike, take it easy. Sue, please, just stay and talk to me about it.
01:24:15 Mike, just leave it. I'm going home.
01:24:30 Just stay a little longer, Sue. Just...
01:24:32 Sue, I've got to talk a lot about it, Mike.
01:24:34 Susan, I want you to be... Susan...
01:24:36 Mike, let's go.
01:24:37 Sue, it's great to meet you.
01:24:39 Everything's going to get wet, Mike.
01:24:41 Come on, let's get it done.
01:24:42 I'm talking about your bloody diary.
01:24:44 Yes, it is. Come on, give me back my tie.
01:24:46 You're not having your time to stay here and explain to me.
01:24:50 Mike, just...
01:24:51 Just tell me what's going on with you.
01:24:53 Sue, just...
01:24:55 You're making me a fool.
01:24:56 That's who I am.
01:24:58 You're mad.
01:24:59 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:00 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:02 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:03 I'm not making a fool of you.
01:25:04 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:06 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:08 I'm not making a fool of you.
01:25:09 I'm making a fool of you.
01:25:11 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:13 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:14 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:16 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:18 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:19 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:20 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:21 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:22 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:23 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:24 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:25 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:26 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:27 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:28 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:29 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:30 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:31 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:32 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:33 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:34 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:35 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:36 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:37 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:38 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:39 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:40 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:41 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:42 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:43 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:44 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:45 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:46 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:47 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:48 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:49 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:50 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:51 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:52 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:53 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:54 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:55 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:56 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:57 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:58 You're making a fool of me.
01:25:59 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:00 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:01 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:02 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:03 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:04 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:05 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:06 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:07 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:08 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:09 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:10 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:11 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:12 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:13 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:14 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:15 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:16 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:17 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:18 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:19 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:20 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:21 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:22 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:23 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:24 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:25 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:26 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:27 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:28 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:29 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:30 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:31 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:32 You're making a fool of me.
01:26:33 Why I must die tonight?
01:27:02 Why I must die tonight?
01:27:04 Why I must die tonight?
01:27:05 Why I must die tonight?
01:27:06 Why I must die tonight?
01:27:07 Why I must die tonight?
01:27:08 Why I must die tonight?
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