With the fate of the universe in their hands, a band of heroes battle alien monsters to find a missing girl who holds the key to unimaginable power.
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00:00 [EXPLOSION]
00:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04 [SCREAMING]
00:05 Uh-oh.
00:06 God, I hate this planet.
00:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10 Would you look at that?
00:13 A ladder.
00:14 Unfortunately, my design doesn't
00:15 facilitate this type of--
00:16 [SCREAMING]
00:19 Well, destiny awaits.
00:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25 Legend has it that there's this massive treasure
00:28 hidden in some secret vault.
00:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:33 And if you go hunting for it, you'd better
00:35 take any help you can get.
00:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:39 Because it's on the weirdest, most dangerous dumpster fire
00:46 of a world in the universe.
00:49 God, I hate this planet.
00:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:53 What is that smell?
00:55 Pesquash gully.
00:56 Ew.
00:56 Put the window up.
00:57 I don't want to.
00:58 Roll the window up.
00:59 Roll it up.
01:00 [SCREAMING]
01:02 It's pee.
01:03 It's pee.
01:04 Why do you think it's called Pesquash?
01:05 How did it get the name?
01:06 It's in my mouth.
01:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:11 [EXPLOSION]
01:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:15 Do you know how many people have died looking for this vault?
01:21 We have something they don't, baby girl.
01:24 OK.
01:25 What?
01:26 We have a major issue.
01:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30 Time to make it rain with your body parts.
01:37 [EXPLOSIONS]
01:39 What did I tell you?
01:40 Minimal explosions.
01:41 No, I said no explosions.
01:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:46 Step aside, bitches.
01:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:58 Ooh, mine's bigger.
01:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:02 What are you doing?
02:03 I needed a gun.
02:04 So you asked for it.
02:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:07 You're the only one of you in the world.
02:09 You're special.
02:10 Uh-oh.
02:10 Kill them all.
02:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:14 [SCREAMING]
02:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:28 [EXPLOSION]
02:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:32 [GASPING]
02:36 What's happening right now?
02:37 I'm expelling the excess lead.
02:39 I can't go if you're looking at me.
02:41 Ooh, actually, scrap that.
02:43 I can.
02:44 I really can.
02:45 Actually, it's helping.
02:46 Are we really going face to face?
02:48 Keep looking at me.
02:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]