• 5 months ago
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جسے آپ پیسے دے کر گالیاں نکال سکتے ہیں
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00:00 Assalam o alikum viewers, I am Mumu with Delhi Pakistan and this is Faisal, the tension master
00:07 Faisal is a tension master
00:09 He is doing a very strange kind of work
00:11 If you are angry with your wife, your boss, your maid, your friend, your girlfriend, your boyfriend
00:18 If you are angry with them, then you call Faisal
00:22 Faisal listens to all your anger and abuses
00:28 He listens to all this and he proves to be very good at cooling your anger
00:33 He takes profit from all the abuses and abuses
00:37 He does a very strange, strange and amazing kind of work
00:41 He doesn't do any other work
00:43 Assalam o alikum
00:44 Walikum Assalam
00:45 Sir, what is your name?
00:46 Ustaz Faisal, tension master
00:47 Ustaz Faisal, tension master, what do you do?
00:49 I eat abuses
00:52 Why do you eat abuses?
00:53 I get money for abuses
00:55 In the beginning, everyone abused me for free
00:58 I thought I will do this work
01:00 I am earning money
01:01 Tell me, what is your abuse business?
01:05 If you want to get angry with a person, whether it is your wife, maid, friend, boss
01:13 If you want to get angry with them, they don't let you talk to them
01:17 You can get angry with them, I charge for that
01:21 If you want to get angry with them, it is 100 rupees
01:25 If you want to abuse them, it is 200 rupees
01:27 If you want to slap them, it is 500 rupees
01:30 Do you listen to abuses on phone or do you listen to abuses live?
01:36 I met a person who slapped me, he gave me 1000 rupees
01:43 Did you get angry after listening to abuses or was it like this before?
01:48 My face was like this before, now it is like this
01:52 There are so many businesses in the world, you can do anything, why did you choose this work?
01:57 Because I was getting abuses from the beginning, so I did this work
02:01 I charge for abuses
02:03 Tell me the truth, is there any benefit of this business? Are people responding to you?
02:08 Yes, people are responding to me, I have a person who arranges calls
02:16 I am busy till Eid is coming, I don't have time for one call
02:22 Do people tell you their names, their faces when they call you?
02:28 They tell me everything, they tell me the name of the person they are getting angry with
02:32 What do you get abused on?
02:34 Sir, the problem of father's wife and father's daughter is the main problem
02:41 At 12 in the night, the girl breaks up with me and says that she is a tension master
02:46 She is not getting tensed, she is just getting angry with him
02:49 What kind of abuses do you get to hear?
02:53 It used to be simple, mother, sister, aunt, I can't tell you
03:01 Now, father, brother, son, I am sorry, I am 24 years old and I have not heard this
03:10 Do people from Pathan also contact you?
03:15 Yes, they talk to me in their language
03:18 Do they abuse you?
03:19 They abuse me, I don't understand, I enjoy it
03:22 Do girls also abuse you or do you just cry?
03:29 Girls abuse me, they abuse me like father, brother, sister
03:33 They abuse me openly
03:35 Which character do you get abused the most?
03:39 Wife, husband, girlfriend, brother, sister
03:43 Which character do you get the most complaints about?
03:46 Two, one wife and one girlfriend
03:49 Wife's problem is that she is in trouble, she should go
03:54 Girlfriend's problem is that she is calling
03:58 Do you get calls from love marriage or arranged marriage?
04:04 Love marriage
04:05 Why?
04:08 Girls are very sweet, they don't cook food for us
04:13 And in the morning, when boys don't get food, they scold us
04:18 They take food from outside and then abuse me
04:21 You abuse them on the way?
04:25 Yes, they abuse me
04:26 They don't even let you rest?
04:28 They abuse me till the end
04:30 You go back after getting cold?
04:32 Yes, I go back after getting relaxed, they take food from outside
04:35 Do you get discount on any phone?
04:37 Regular customers or those who want to talk for 2-3 hours
04:43 I get a discount for them
04:45 You get a discount?
04:46 Yes, I get a discount
04:47 How do people send you payment?
04:49 How do they send you easy payment?
04:50 I have all their accounts, even bank accounts
04:54 How much do you earn per month?
04:56 I earn 20-25 thousand per month
05:01 How much do you earn for a phone?
05:03 100 rupees
05:04 And the one who abuses you?
05:06 200 rupees
05:07 And if you want to meet them?
05:08 500 rupees for a slap
05:10 If you are angry with your wife, husband, children, servant, relative, aunt, boss
05:23 boss, worker, friends, anyone
05:27 You can call tension master Faisal
05:30 And you can abuse them as much as you want
05:37 He will release all your tension
05:42 He will eat all your abuses
05:45 He is doing a great job
05:47 I hope you liked his work
05:49 I will see you in the next video, till then take care of yourself
05:52 Allah Hafiz
05:53 (upbeat music)
05:55 (upbeat music)

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