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00:00 *musique de l'anime*
00:11 *musique de l'anime*
00:22 *bruit de couteau*
00:22 *cri de Squeezie*
00:23 *musique de l'anime*
00:44 Whaaaaat?
00:45 *musique de l'anime*
00:49 *musique de l'anime*
00:52 *musique de l'anime*
01:21 *bruit de chute*
01:22 Non! J'ai un projet de couteau!!
01:25 *bruit de chute*
01:25 Aaaaah! C'est un prix pour le enseignement! Pourquoi ils se battent les lions?
01:29 *bruit de chute*
01:30 Qui c'est que c'est génial? Ils compètent dans des contes brutaux qui n'ont presque rien à voir avec le enseignement et qui font vraiment mal! Et cet an, c'est le jour! Ha ha ha! Je suis si excité en ce moment!
01:40 Le couteau est dangereux et certains enseignants ne survivent pas! Mais ça ne dérange pas Chef! Je crois en lui et il va gagner! C'est vrai, Chef? Chef?
01:48 Combien je peux voler pour 36 dollars et euh... 55... 56... 57 cents?
01:54 *bruit de chute*
01:55 Attends, tu disais que 36 dollars me ferait aller jusqu'au bout de la route!
01:58 *bruit de chute*
01:58 Aaaaaah!
01:59 *bruit de chute*
01:59 *bruit de chute*
02:00 *bruit de chute*
02:00 *bruit de chute*
02:01 Euuuh... Je n'ai même pas fini cette petite bague de pommes!
02:04 *bruit de chute*
02:04 Chef! Je ne peux pas croire que tu essayais de courir!
02:08 Je suis désolé, les gars. Je ne peux pas compéter pour cet award!
02:10 Tu me dis toujours que je peux faire ce que je me suis mis à faire!
02:13 C'est à propos de nettoyer ton propre cul, pas de se battre les lions!
02:16 S'il te plaît! Tu es trop grand et fort pour avoir peur!
02:19 Viens, on t'aidera à traîner!
02:21 Tu veux que nous sois fiers de toi?
02:23 *musique triste*
02:24 D'accord, laisse la traînée commencer.
02:27 J'ai un peu de vérité dans ma poche!
02:29 La classe des gagnants reçoit un an de supply de...
02:31 GUMMI SOURS!
02:33 Le meilleur candé sur Terre!
02:35 *bruit de gout*
02:36 *bruit de gout*
02:36 Beth et LaShawna ont fait un cours d'obstacles de pratique pour toi!
02:39 Tout d'abord, tu vas traverser le Pylon Alley,
02:42 puis tu te lances sur le Trash Can Hill,
02:44 pour tomber dans la section qu'on appelle le "Meat Shredder".
02:47 Non, arrête!
02:49 Pas de façon! Je ne fais pas ça!
02:51 Je vais me briser la tête!
02:52 Non, Chef! N'abandonne pas!
02:54 Je suis désolé, Cody, mais...
02:56 *bruit de gout*
02:58 Oh, crud! Il y a un chat sur le cours!
03:00 Attends, Chef, je vais le faire!
03:02 *bruit de gout*
03:02 Allez!
03:03 *bruit de gout*
03:03 *bruit de gout*
03:04 *bruit de gout*
03:04 *bruit de gout*
03:05 *bruit de gout*
03:05 *bruit de gout*
03:06 *bruit de gout*
03:06 *bruit de gout*
03:07 Pas de bon sang, tu sais!
03:08 *bruit de gout*
03:09 ♪ ♪ ♪
03:12 - Open!
03:14 See, Izzy breathes through the course by accident.
03:18 It's easy.
03:19 - Well... OK.
03:21 (Bruit de pas)
03:23 - Aaah! Samba down!
03:25 - I cannot wait for this year's competition.
03:28 ♪ ♪ ♪
03:29 - Let's work on the basics. Focus on that trophy, Chef.
03:31 - You can win me, Chef.
03:33 - Cootie, shh! Trophies don't talk.
03:36 - Chef, no matter what we do
03:38 or how hard we try to distract you,
03:40 do not take your eyes off the prize.
03:43 (screech)
03:44 Got your ears! Put in place!
03:46 Knee replacement!
03:48 (cough)
03:49 (screech)
03:50 ♪ ♪ ♪
03:54 Ta-da! Hmm, impressive.
03:56 But can you focus during a wild mouse stampede?
04:00 (screech)
04:01 (explosion)
04:02 (screech)
04:03 (explosion)
04:04 (pop)
04:05 It's going super well.
04:06 I'm ready for the sour taste of victory.
04:09 (slurp)
04:10 (pop)
04:11 - Wow, amazing!
04:13 - Ah!
04:14 - Zero flinch.
04:15 Looks like the training is paying off.
04:17 - I don't know.
04:18 (pop)
04:19 Chef?
04:20 - Hee-hee! This is fun.
04:22 - Something's up.
04:23 (pop)
04:24 His eyes aren't following.
04:26 Oh, boy. We broke, Chef.
04:27 (pop)
04:28 What are we gonna do?
04:29 The competition starts in 20 minutes.
04:31 I have an idea,
04:32 but it's kind of definitely cheating.
04:35 (explosion)
04:36 (en anglais)
04:37 - Welcome to the Education Profesh of the Year competition.
04:40 Our teachers are raring to go.
04:42 And so are the new drone cameras
04:44 that will circle the arena capturing all the action.
04:47 First, our teachers will show us how quickly
04:50 they can get their students into snowsuits
04:53 by putting a snowsuit on...
04:55 a crocodile.
04:57 Let the games begin.
04:59 Here goes Jerry.
05:01 (screech)
05:02 Ooh!
05:03 (laughs)
05:04 What fun!
05:05 We need an evac at competition one.
05:08 Well, it'll be easier for the other contestants
05:10 now that the crocs are tired from all that chewing.
05:13 And here goes Estelle.
05:15 - Come on, Izzy! Chef's almost up!
05:17 So, with these top-secret joint manipulators,
05:19 I won at a chess game against the Secretary of Defense.
05:22 Every button you push with this remote
05:24 makes Chef move.
05:25 Vroom-vroom!
05:26 (pop)
05:27 (pop)
05:28 (pop)
05:29 (laughs)
05:30 Gimme that!
05:31 (pop)
05:32 (pop)
05:33 (pop)
05:34 - Sweet!
05:35 An impressive eight seconds for Estelle.
05:38 And here comes Chef.
05:40 (pop)
05:41 (pop)
05:42 (pop)
05:43 (pop)
05:44 (pop)
05:45 (pop)
05:46 Chef's done, but Estelle did it three seconds faster
05:49 and has the lead.
05:51 For the talent challenge, Estelle is combining
05:53 annoying music and martial arts.
05:56 (laughs)
05:57 I bet her students pay attention in music class.
06:00 (pop)
06:01 (pop)
06:02 And there's an apple for the teacher.
06:04 Nicely done.
06:06 (pop)
06:07 (pop)
06:08 (pop)
06:09 (pop)
06:10 (pop)
06:11 (pop)
06:12 (pop)
06:13 (pop)
06:14 (pop)
06:15 - Ooh!
06:16 - Okay, not much going on facially,
06:18 but his moves are amazing.
06:20 Looks like the judges are giving the win to Chef.
06:23 Chef and Estelle are tied as they head to the final challenge.
06:27 - Now you've made me mad.
06:29 There's only one top teacher here.
06:31 And that's me!
06:33 - Teacher?
06:34 - ♪ Da da da da da ♪
06:36 - For the big finale, our two remaining contestants
06:39 will race through a course we call
06:41 The Summit of Learning!
06:44 It starts with the cubbyholes of doom.
06:48 Look out for that trash trap.
06:50 Then they'll need to cross the Glovehurt section
06:53 and the Piranha Pond before climbing Block Mountain
06:56 to ring the end-of-day bell for the win.
06:59 - Oh yeah! This'll be like taking sour candy
07:01 from a bitter old lady.
07:03 - And they're off!
07:04 Careful, teachers, there's nasty stuff in those cubbies.
07:07 Ooh! Underwear bomb!
07:09 Nice block.
07:10 Oh, I hope those are clean.
07:12 (growling)
07:13 (chomping)
07:14 (thud)
07:15 (laughter)
07:17 Uh-oh! Here come the rats!
07:19 (screeching)
07:20 (grunting)
07:22 (car engine revving)
07:24 (farting)
07:25 Just like an old car,
07:26 he's pumping the gas to get it going.
07:29 (grunt)
07:31 This ends here!
07:33 (growling)
07:34 Chef's got a tiny leap
07:35 as he reaches the Piranha Pond balance beam.
07:38 - The old lady's right behind him!
07:40 Go!
07:41 (growling)
07:42 - Run!
07:43 - Oh, oh!
07:44 Hey! Ha!
07:45 - If Chef can summit Block Mountain
07:47 and ring the end-of-day bell,
07:48 he'll be the new champion.
07:50 (car engine revving)
07:53 (car engine revving)
07:54 (car engine revving)
07:55 (grunt)
07:56 - Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
07:58 - (gasp)
07:59 He's being controlled by the little girl!
08:01 - Ah!
08:02 Oh, my goodness!
08:04 - Oh, easy!
08:06 - Well, that ain't good.
08:07 (screaming)
08:09 (screaming)
08:11 (screaming)
08:13 - Huh? Kids?
08:15 Uh, where am I?
08:16 And why can't I move?
08:18 (screaming)
08:19 - Chef!
08:20 - Kids are in trouble!
08:21 I have to save them!
08:22 Teacher strength, activate!
08:25 - What a twist!
08:26 Chef is now going the wrong way!
08:29 - Huh! What a chump!
08:31 (grunt)
08:33 (screaming)
08:35 (screaming)
08:38 - Estelle de la Petsy is the winner!
08:41 - Oh, yeah?
08:42 Still the champ!
08:44 - I'm sorry, Chef.
08:45 I really wanted you to win,
08:46 but I shouldn't have forced you to compete.
08:48 I don't even deserve those sour gummies.
08:50 - Well, the important thing is that you learned a valuable--
08:53 What sour gummies?
08:54 - Hold the phone, viewers.
08:56 The judges have decided that Chef abandoning the course
08:59 to save the students was somehow the right thing to do.
09:02 And they've declared him the winner!
09:05 (cheering)
09:08 - That was the most painful thing that's ever happened to me.
09:12 But thank you, Izzy.
09:13 This award means a lot.
09:15 - Oh, good!
09:16 Because the winner is automatically entered
09:18 into the competition next year!
09:20 - No!
09:23 (chants)
09:26 (chants)
09:28 (chants)
09:30 (chants)
09:32 (chants)
09:34 (chants)