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00:00:00I like the way there's something about you I like the way you seem to care
00:00:12I like the way when I'm around you You really, really take me there
00:00:21I like the way you look at me funny I like the way you make me feel honey
00:00:29I like the way you pass every test But what is it, baby, that I like the best?
00:00:37You're silk and satin, leather and lace Alley cat with an angel's face
00:00:46San Francisco Bay and the Golden Gate Can't say just what it is, but you appeal
00:00:54It's six o'clock and forty-six degrees in San Rafael, fifty-one in San Jose
00:00:58And in San Francisco, it's forty-five This morning's same stories
00:01:03Tell me again about the color of my eyes I'll tell you you're great and then you'll act surprised
00:01:12Tell me again about the things we'll do And baby, let me tell you just one thing or two
00:01:19You're peaches and cream and Cabernet wine You're the perfect dream I've been trying to find
00:01:28You're all I can think about day and night Yeah, something about you really whets my appetite
00:01:36You're silk and satin, leather and lace Alley cat with an angel's face
00:01:45San Francisco Bay and the Golden Gate Can't say just what it is, but you appeal
00:01:59Chico, has the lab sent that video up yet? Yeah, they just sent it over.
00:02:03Nothing like rushing it. Hey, they're just doing a job like we are.
00:02:06Whatever. You seen it yet? Yeah, I heard it's supposed to be pretty good.
00:02:10Chico! Come on, kids. Let's fight some crime.
00:02:16Nice picture. I'm gonna guess and say he's the bad guy.
00:02:21You got that, Captain. Okay, now this is the part they enhanced, I believe.
00:02:26Oh, cheese and crackers. Look at the size of his nose.
00:02:29Oh, this is nice. Gross.
00:02:32Like this. Second knuckle.
00:02:36You're Friday at five, you're the main event live You're what I've been looking for all my life
00:02:44You're cute as a button and baby I'm a glutton Cause someday I just pray that you'll be my all mine
00:02:52You're silk and satin, leather and lace Alley cat with an angel's face
00:03:01San Francisco Bay and the Golden Gate Can't say just what it is, but you appeal to me
00:03:11You appeal to me, you appeal to me You appeal to me, you appeal to me
00:03:24Good morning, Christine. Good morning.
00:03:31Mary? I'll be right there.
00:03:38What's going on? I gotta go somewhere.
00:03:40What do you mean you gotta go somewhere? I mean I gotta get out of here.
00:03:44Like a vacation get out of here or an emergency get out of here?
00:03:48I gotta help someone, Jack. Well, who? Where are you going?
00:03:51It's a long story. Like I can't handle long stories?
00:03:54Oh, now don't worry. Now go on. Oh, you need a shower yourself.
00:04:00Hi. Hi.
00:04:02You like trains? Yeah.
00:04:03I like trains, too. Is that Thomas or Percy?
00:04:08Thomas. He's a tank engineer. Oh, that's right.
00:04:11And doesn't he have a couple of coaches? Annie and...
00:04:14Danny and Clarabelle. That's right.
00:04:16What's your cooking tonight? Veal.
00:04:18Good choice. She'll love it. I hope so.
00:04:22You like helicopters? Yeah.
00:04:23I like helicopters, too. Come on, honey. We gotta go.
00:05:08You know him? No. Should I?
00:05:20I hope not. He's so young.
00:05:23He's plastic. He's what?
00:05:26Plastic, Jack. When the business slows down,
00:05:29we still try to keep the rooms full. It's better if we look busy, you know?
00:05:34What's with the nose? You like that?
00:05:37I paid extra for that schnoz. Yeah.
00:05:39Then he cuts the legs off, so he only has to dress half the body.
00:05:43Hey, who sees the feet? The man's got a point, too.
00:05:46Yeah, yeah. See you tonight?
00:05:48Yeah, see you tonight, Joe. And bring your money.
00:05:50Yeah, yeah. Sit down.
00:05:53What's up? I'm thinking about asking her.
00:06:00Again? What?
00:06:01Come on, Jack. What do you mean, again?
00:06:04How many times has this been? What?
00:06:09If you don't think I should, be honest. Say so.
00:06:11Say I shouldn't if you don't think I should. You shouldn't.
00:06:14You don't mean that. I do.
00:06:15I do mean it. Come on, Jack.
00:06:18You and Amanda are so... So what?
00:06:21I don't know. You're so...
00:06:23We work well together. I work well with my florist.
00:06:27It doesn't mean I want to marry her. Your florist is 85 years old
00:06:30and has varicose veins up to her neck.
00:06:34I'm getting old. Oh, there's a good reason.
00:06:38Thank you. When's she coming home from New York?
00:06:43Tonight. Go ahead and ask her.
00:06:47Maybe she'll say yes this time.
00:06:51Plastic, huh? Yeah.
00:06:54It's styrene, actually. I don't care for it that much.
00:06:57It's a little too brittle.
00:06:59It's not the way you make me crazy
00:07:07It's not the way you catch my eye
00:07:14It's not the way you still surprise me every day
00:07:19It's not the feelings that I just don't have to hide
00:07:28It's not the way you make me tremble
00:07:35It's not the way you take me on
00:07:42It's not the way you say a name that keeps the flame
00:07:47It's not the way I miss you all day when you're gone
00:07:52It's the way you move me
00:08:03It's the way the world disappears when you're around
00:08:10It's the way I want you every day
00:08:15It's the way I feel lost but with you found
00:08:23I'm coming.
00:08:27Good evening. I hope it will be.
00:08:30Who is that guy? What guy?
00:08:31The guy knocking on your old lady neighbor's door.
00:08:34I don't know. I didn't hear anything.
00:08:36I suppose I shouldn't ask. Oh, boy.
00:08:38You shouldn't, but you will. How was your day?
00:08:40Same as my week. Insufferable.
00:08:42Well, let's try and change that tonight. Boy, something smells good.
00:08:46Is that on my diet? Nothing's on your diet.
00:08:48Good, I'll stay.
00:08:55So why was your week so insufferable?
00:08:57I had Jackie.
00:08:58The man will not pee unless I tell him to unzip.
00:09:02Do you have anything to drink?
00:09:03Calistoga OK?
00:09:04Oh, great.
00:09:05Well, what's it this time?
00:09:07Well, he can't decide whether or not
00:09:09he wants to be a bestselling author or an environmentalist
00:09:12in the Antarctic.
00:09:13Antarctic?
00:09:15Has he ever been to the Antarctic?
00:09:16That's what I said.
00:09:18It frees his butt off.
00:09:20Jackie doesn't have a butt.
00:09:21No butt?
00:09:22Nope.
00:09:23Never met a man who didn't have a butt till I met Jackie.
00:09:25I knew a guy in high school once who didn't have a butt.
00:09:27Made his mom sew elastic waistbands into all his pants.
00:09:30Poor guy.
00:09:31Yeah.
00:09:32What about you?
00:09:33I had a butt. Still do.
00:09:34See?
00:09:35No, you're weak.
00:09:35How did the writing go?
00:09:36It didn't.
00:09:38You plan on being brilliant at the last minute?
00:09:40If I have to.
00:09:41As your editor, I don't recommend that.
00:09:43Being brilliant or waiting?
00:09:46Waiting.
00:09:47What's this?
00:09:48I don't know.
00:09:49Open it.
00:09:56Oh, Jack.
00:09:58What is it?
00:10:00What is it?
00:10:01It's an engagement ring.
00:10:02Another one.
00:10:04Well, I could have guessed that.
00:10:07Is this from your collection?
00:10:09No, it's from Gazetta and Company.
00:10:11Oh.
00:10:13Well, what is it?
00:10:16You mean, how big is it?
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:20I could feed India for what it cost me.
00:10:22Put it on and it means yes, you know.
00:10:24What was the question?
00:10:26I have to measure the impact factor.
00:10:28The impact factor?
00:10:30Oh, Jack.
00:10:31I, I.
00:10:33Put your butt down.
00:10:34Dinner's ready.
00:10:35Oh.
00:10:40Jack, I gotta be in LA tomorrow.
00:10:42Do you think you can take the jag in?
00:10:44It's making a weird noise.
00:10:47Yeah.
00:10:49Like what kind of weird noise?
00:10:50Kind of like a, ka-chunk-a-kunk-kunk-kunk.
00:10:53Like that.
00:10:54You want me to tell him that?
00:10:56There's some dry cleaning in the back, too.
00:10:58If you could drop that off, that'd be great.
00:10:59Sure.
00:11:02What?
00:11:03It's fine.
00:11:04If you don't want to do it, Jack, just tell me.
00:11:06I'll have Courtney.
00:11:06No, I can do it.
00:11:08What is it, then?
00:11:11It's the book, right?
00:11:12It's not the book.
00:11:13It's the book.
00:11:14It's not the book.
00:11:15It's the book.
00:11:17Oh, listen, I gotta go.
00:11:20I'll be back day after tomorrow.
00:11:22You want me to help clean off?
00:11:23You could, but you won't.
00:11:25Hello?
00:11:27If that's Frank, tell him the piccato was incredible.
00:11:30He says the veal was incredible.
00:11:32Can you hold on?
00:11:36Call me when you get there?
00:11:37I will.
00:11:39With an answer, maybe?
00:11:40Oh, thanks for dinner.
00:11:41And the ring.
00:11:42And the ring.
00:11:43And the ring.
00:11:44Hey, don't forget about the laundry.
00:11:46I won't.
00:11:46And kick Jackie in the butt for me.
00:11:47I will.
00:11:48It'll be all boned.
00:11:49I'm sure it will.
00:11:51I love you.
00:11:54I love you.
00:11:56I love you, too.
00:11:57I gotta go.
00:11:58OK, all right, goodbye.
00:12:01OK, I'm back.
00:12:03Veal piccata.
00:12:05I don't know.
00:12:07Risotto melon.
00:12:10OK, fine.
00:12:15OK, here he comes.
00:12:17Hey.
00:12:18Hey, what's going on?
00:12:19Is this that, uh, the veal, uh, cutlets?
00:12:22Cutlets, cutlets, yeah.
00:12:23Veal cutlets.
00:12:24Yeah, can I have some?
00:12:25I'm surprised you could wait so long.
00:12:27Me, too.
00:12:28I'm starving.
00:12:29So, what'd she say?
00:12:32She wants to think about it.
00:12:34Think about it?
00:12:34What's she thinking about?
00:12:35She has to measure the impact factor.
00:12:38What is impact factor?
00:12:39What's that?
00:12:40It's a number.
00:12:41It's a number.
00:12:42What is impact factor?
00:12:43What's that?
00:12:44That's what I said.
00:12:45Hey, let me tell you something.
00:12:46Yeah?
00:12:47If you don't get your answer in 48 hours,
00:12:47you know what you got?
00:12:49Answer, answer.
00:12:50Now, are you speaking from experience,
00:12:51or is this just something you dug up from your well
00:12:53of relational wisdom?
00:12:55Yeah, yeah.
00:12:55Making that kind of decision is like, uh,
00:12:58getting on the freeway.
00:13:00You don't hesitate.
00:13:00You put your foot on the gas, you go.
00:13:02You go.
00:13:03Here, you go.
00:13:05Thanks.
00:13:06Four to five on high.
00:13:07This all?
00:13:08And bring the plate back.
00:13:09And this time, take the aluminum foil off.
00:13:12One time the foil.
00:13:13One time.
00:13:14And bring it back clean.
00:13:15Clean, yeah, clean.
00:13:16Thank you.
00:13:16Aunt Mary?
00:13:18Generally speaking, people don't
00:13:19answer if they're not home.
00:13:20What do you mean?
00:13:22I mean, she left.
00:13:24No, she didn't.
00:13:24I'm supposed to stay with her tonight.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:30It was somebody else who looked exactly like her.
00:13:31My mistake.
00:13:33Well, if she did leave, where'd she go?
00:13:34I don't know.
00:13:36Well, you didn't ask her?
00:13:37She didn't volunteer, exactly.
00:13:39This can't be happening.
00:13:42What are you doing?
00:13:43I'm going to go find her.
00:13:44And just leave your stuff there?
00:13:45Well, I can't take them with me.
00:13:46Put it in your car.
00:13:47I don't have a car.
00:13:49Well, it's not safe to just leave it.
00:13:50I'm just going to leave them there.
00:13:51That's OK, isn't it?
00:13:52With you, I mean?
00:13:54Tell you what.
00:13:55You can put them inside my door, and when you come back.
00:13:57I don't even know you, and what if you're not here?
00:13:59When are you coming back?
00:14:00As soon as I find her.
00:14:01Tonight?
00:14:02I hope so.
00:14:03I'll be here.
00:14:04You're sure?
00:14:07Forget it.
00:14:08Just leave them there.
00:14:09They'll be fine.
00:14:09No, I mean.
00:14:11I mean, you'll be here?
00:14:13You want a claim check?
00:14:14I'll give you a claim check.
00:14:16I'll print one up.
00:14:17No.
00:14:19I mean, I can trust you, right?
00:14:21You will be here?
00:14:23I'll be here.
00:14:25You better be.
00:14:28I will be.
00:14:31Just knock.
00:14:33OK.
00:14:34OK.
00:14:40I'm telling you, it's bagel bites or checks mixed.
00:14:43No way, not unless you can buy it now.
00:14:45You can buy it now.
00:14:48Already made?
00:14:48Yes.
00:14:49Where have you been?
00:14:50In a box?
00:14:52Police, open up.
00:14:53It's open.
00:14:56Ritz bits and milk duds, fun size.
00:14:58You watch.
00:14:59All right.
00:15:00Hey, what'd you bring?
00:15:01Something extraordinarily special.
00:15:06Yes, you did.
00:15:08Regular and new salsa con queso.
00:15:10America's favorite cheese food.
00:15:12That stuff will kill you.
00:15:14Leave them alone.
00:15:14It's good for business.
00:15:16And you know what?
00:15:16You can visit them online now at cheesewiz.com.
00:15:20Oh, and look, circus animal cookies.
00:15:22Oh, thank you, my one weakness.
00:15:24So what'd she say?
00:15:26She wants to think about it again.
00:15:28That's what I said.
00:15:29Give me a break.
00:15:30Frank ever work with?
00:15:31Yeah, someone died.
00:15:32He had to stay in cleanup.
00:15:33Better him than me.
00:15:34Yeah.
00:15:35It's open.
00:15:37So do I just eat this stuff up, or do I pour it out like this?
00:15:40Hit it up, separate bowl, not on top,
00:15:42or you'll sog up the chips.
00:15:43All right.
00:15:44Want me to get that?
00:15:45Ooh, yeah, his hands are probably full of ho-hos.
00:15:47Ooh, ooh, that'd be good.
00:15:48Sorry, Dan. Sit down.
00:15:49I got it.
00:15:50Wouldn't want you to break a hip.
00:15:53Well, it's the ho-ho man.
00:15:57Hi.
00:15:58Hi.
00:15:59I'm here for my luggage.
00:16:01Your what?
00:16:02My luggage.
00:16:03It's supposed to be here.
00:16:05Jack, you know anything about any luggage?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:10Get your whiz when it dings.
00:16:12Hi.
00:16:13I was beginning to think you weren't coming back.
00:16:15I almost didn't.
00:16:16Did you find her?
00:16:17No, not yet.
00:16:18Find who?
00:16:19Mary.
00:16:20She was supposed to stay with her tonight.
00:16:21Mary left?
00:16:22Look, I really got to go.
00:16:23Can I just get my luggage?
00:16:24Yeah, just a second.
00:16:25Where'd she go?
00:16:26I don't know.
00:16:27You think she'd be looking for her?
00:16:31So, um, where are you going to stay?
00:16:33Oh, I don't know yet.
00:16:34Hotel or something.
00:16:35Around here?
00:16:37Why not?
00:16:38Because there's nothing around here.
00:16:42Here you go.
00:16:43Thanks.
00:16:43You going to be OK?
00:16:44I'll be fine.
00:16:45You sure?
00:16:46All right.
00:16:47Thank you.
00:16:48You're welcome.
00:16:53What?
00:16:56What?
00:16:57She's not going to find anything around here tonight.
00:17:01Well, what do you want me to do?
00:17:02Give her a ride or something?
00:17:03Give her a ride.
00:17:06She can take a taxi if she wants.
00:17:09Look, you want, I'll give her a ride.
00:17:12No, sit down.
00:17:14Don't give her a ride.
00:17:17Jesus.
00:17:26Look, hold on.
00:17:28Wait.
00:17:31Look, it's kind of late.
00:17:32Let me give you a ride.
00:17:33I'll catch a bus.
00:17:34Bus isn't going to get you near a hotel.
00:17:36Then I'll walk.
00:17:37Hotels are in the other direction.
00:17:39OK.
00:17:41You can't walk.
00:17:42Yeah, watch me.
00:17:43Like 10 miles?
00:17:44I'll pace myself.
00:17:45You'll kill yourself.
00:17:47You trusted me with your luggage, didn't you?
00:17:50Luggage is different.
00:17:51It's not alive.
00:17:53Oh, good one.
00:17:56What?
00:17:57What's the matter?
00:17:59You're Jack, aren't you?
00:18:01Yeah, so?
00:18:04OK, you can give me a ride.
00:18:06OK, but I forgot my keys.
00:18:08We've got to go back.
00:18:09What's your name, anyway?
00:18:10Why?
00:18:11Well, that's interesting.
00:18:12Says a lot about your parents.
00:18:14Jennifer.
00:18:15Jennifer.
00:18:20Paralyzed.
00:18:22What did I say?
00:18:25You moving in?
00:18:27No, I just forgot my keys.
00:18:29Where are you guys going?
00:18:30We don't know yet.
00:18:31Why don't you just let her stay here?
00:18:33You've got a spare bedroom.
00:18:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:36Oh, yeah, stay here.
00:18:37Look, premiere tomorrow.
00:18:39Thanks for the suggestion, gentlemen,
00:18:41but I don't think that's exactly what she had in mind.
00:18:43Well, you know, if you don't mind the whole male commune
00:18:44thing, we've got to go.
00:18:45Nothing sexual except for Jack and Mark.
00:18:50Oh, excuse me.
00:18:50My whiz just dinged.
00:18:55It's up to you.
00:18:58You want?
00:18:59Sure.
00:19:05You bet.
00:19:13There's only one bathroom, and the water heater's kind of
00:19:17small, so go easy on the hot.
00:19:20Towels and stuff are in the closet.
00:19:22Let me know if you need more room.
00:19:23OK.
00:19:24I'll try to find Mary tomorrow.
00:19:25All right.
00:19:26You want anything?
00:19:27You hungry?
00:19:27Oh, no, thanks.
00:19:29We've got cheese whiz and circus animals.
00:19:30I'll be fine, really.
00:19:31OK.
00:19:32Let me know if you need anything.
00:19:33OK.
00:19:35Oh, you sure this is all right?
00:19:37It's fine.
00:19:38All right.
00:19:54OK.
00:20:09Now what?
00:20:11Did you notice the warmth?
00:20:12Oh, shit.
00:20:13I could feel it.
00:20:14Knock it off.
00:20:15Wanting you.
00:20:17Wanting you, my friend.
00:20:18Yeah, well, I've already got one woman
00:20:20who makes me cultivate the ground she walks on.
00:20:21I don't need two, thank you.
00:20:23You know, all she needs is a ride,
00:20:27and the next thing you know, they're living together.
00:20:29It was your idea.
00:20:33Under the same roof.
00:20:34All right.
00:20:35Come on.
00:20:35Let's play.
00:20:36You've got to wonder how Amanda's
00:20:38going to take this whole new live-in relationship.
00:20:42It's not.
00:20:43She'll take it like a champ.
00:20:44There's no reason why she wouldn't.
00:20:45Why wouldn't she?
00:20:46No, no reason.
00:20:48Because she's a woman.
00:20:49That's why it's in your house with you, alone.
00:20:52Like you haven't been?
00:20:54Not all night, I haven't.
00:20:55And besides, you are engaged.
00:20:59Who's engaged?
00:21:01You are!
00:21:03I'm what?
00:21:05You heard me.
00:21:06You're engaged.
00:21:07When did that happen?
00:21:10Right now.
00:21:10So it's yes.
00:21:17Amanda?
00:21:18Amanda?
00:21:22Hello?
00:21:26You there?
00:21:32Yes.
00:21:34To you, I mean.
00:21:36Well, who do you think?
00:21:39Look, as soon as she finds Mary, she'll leave.
00:21:42I'm sure.
00:21:43Oh, you better hope so.
00:21:44And what about my car?
00:21:45It'll be ready this afternoon.
00:21:47Laundry?
00:21:48Good.
00:21:49At least now you're finally thinking of someone
00:21:50other than yourself.
00:21:57That was good.
00:21:59Yeah.
00:22:08I've got to tell you something that's been on my mind a while.
00:22:12It's something about the way you look at me,
00:22:15something about your smile.
00:22:17It takes me to another place I really haven't been before.
00:22:21And baby, when I see your face, I know I just want more and more.
00:22:26It's something about the way I think of you every day.
00:22:31And I've simply got to say that you take my breath away.
00:22:35Oh, baby, I've got so much more I'd like to share.
00:22:39And you would only stay right there.
00:22:41And let me tell you a thing or two.
00:22:43I'd like to show you what I do.
00:22:46If you could stay around a while and be my honey child,
00:22:50I know that we could make some music to be heard around the world.
00:22:55There's something about the way I think of you every day.
00:22:59And I simply like to say that you take my breath away.
00:23:04Lollipop, you make my heart stop.
00:23:08You make my jaw drop.
00:23:11You got me running and jumping higher.
00:23:13And I feel like I'm on fire for my lollipop.
00:23:15This ain't no flip-flop.
00:23:18You got me running and jumping higher.
00:23:20And I feel like I'm on fire for a little bit of lollipop.
00:23:22Stop.
00:23:24Hello?
00:23:28Mary?
00:23:29Jennifer?
00:23:30Finally, I didn't know where else you could be.
00:23:32I left you a note.
00:23:33What note?
00:23:34On the door.
00:23:36He called and said he was going to come by.
00:23:38Mary.
00:23:39So I left you a note so you would know where we were.
00:23:41And then he wouldn't be able to find you.
00:23:47Just stay right where you are.
00:23:50And when he gets here, I'll tell him that you've already left.
00:23:54I can't stay here.
00:23:55Honey, you have to.
00:23:56I can't.
00:23:57Everything's fine here.
00:23:59It's just fine.
00:24:00He's well taken care of.
00:24:02Can I talk to him?
00:24:03Sure.
00:24:04It's Mommy.
00:24:05Hi, Mommy.
00:24:07Hi, honey.
00:24:09How are you?
00:24:10I'm OK.
00:24:41Until all that's lost has been found,
00:24:45I will wait for you.
00:24:53Take all the dreams I've had.
00:24:58Wrap them up.
00:25:00What?
00:25:03Something I've longed for.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06She's a slob.
00:25:07I can only find you in my mind.
00:25:12Oh.
00:25:13You took all those lonely days.
00:25:16Ow!
00:25:17You took my heart with you.
00:25:21And made it hot.
00:25:24Come on, hot.
00:25:27Great.
00:25:27No hard feelings.
00:25:30Oh!
00:25:31Oh!
00:25:32Did he kill her?
00:25:34Oh!
00:25:35Oh!
00:25:36You scared me.
00:25:38Sorry.
00:25:39Good morning.
00:25:40Yeah, good morning.
00:25:42Well, what's the matter?
00:25:44No hot?
00:25:45Oh, sorry.
00:25:46I would have cleaned up.
00:25:48I just, I.
00:25:49You know, you put a man in a cold shower,
00:25:50and he shrivels up, you know.
00:25:51I didn't think I used it all.
00:25:52Well, you did.
00:25:53But that's OK.
00:25:54I made believe I was camping.
00:25:55Hey, what happened to your hand?
00:25:57Oh, I left my curling iron on.
00:25:59I'm sorry.
00:26:00I was in a hurry.
00:26:02Did you find her?
00:26:03Oh, Mary, no.
00:26:04No, no, no.
00:26:05I went out and got a paper.
00:26:06I got a paper.
00:26:07Well, I didn't want to mark yours up.
00:26:09Well, what do you want to mark it up for?
00:26:10I got to find a job and a place to live.
00:26:12What are you looking for?
00:26:14Anything that pays.
00:26:15Can you type?
00:26:17Depends on how fast.
00:26:18Bookkeeping?
00:26:20Not really.
00:26:21Can you answer the phone?
00:26:22I can answer phones.
00:26:24Well, there you go.
00:26:26Well, what do you do?
00:26:29You mean, what do I do well, or just what do I do?
00:26:31Either one.
00:26:33Lately, I'm not so sure.
00:26:37Here, use a pen.
00:26:38It won't bleed.
00:26:39Oh, I like to bleed.
00:26:40That way, I get two at once.
00:26:43Receptionist and rug cleaner.
00:26:48Boy, those are both pretty good career choices.
00:26:50Receive or clean.
00:26:52Maybe I like to clean rugs.
00:26:53Great.
00:26:55I got rugs.
00:26:55You need a job.
00:26:56It's a perfect combination.
00:26:57You want something to eat?
00:26:58No, thanks.
00:26:59Banana?
00:27:00Oatmeal or something?
00:27:01No, I'm not hungry.
00:27:04Do you ever eat?
00:27:05Sometimes.
00:27:06What?
00:27:07Granola?
00:27:08Cocoa puffs?
00:27:09Tea.
00:27:10Frosted flakes?
00:27:11Tea.
00:27:12Tea.
00:27:13Tea.
00:27:14Do you have tea for, like, breakfast, lunch, dinner?
00:27:15I just don't want to be a bird.
00:27:16You're not a bird.
00:27:17So, what is it you do?
00:27:18Maybe I could do the same thing.
00:27:19You probably can.
00:27:20I write.
00:27:21What do you mean?
00:27:22It means I'm a writer.
00:27:23I'm a writer.
00:27:24I'm a writer.
00:27:25I'm a writer.
00:27:26I'm a writer.
00:27:27I'm a writer.
00:27:28I'm a writer.
00:27:29I'm a writer.
00:27:30I'm a writer.
00:27:31I'm a writer.
00:27:32I'm a writer.
00:27:33It means I'm a writer.
00:27:34I write.
00:27:35I know what a writer does.
00:27:36I mean, what?
00:27:37Ideally, something that sells.
00:27:38Why would you write anything else?
00:27:39I don't.
00:27:40Some people just don't buy what they should.
00:27:41You mean books?
00:27:42Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:27:43Apple cinnamon or orange spice.
00:27:44Either one is a meal in itself.
00:27:45You sure it's not an inconvenience?
00:27:46No, the shower's inconvenient.
00:27:47The tea's safe.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:49I'll have apple cinnamon, then.
00:27:50Apple cinnamon.
00:27:51It's all part of a good nutritious breakfast.
00:27:52Sure.
00:27:53I'm a writer.
00:27:54I'm a writer.
00:27:55I'm a writer.
00:27:56I'm a writer.
00:27:57I'm a writer.
00:27:58I'm a writer.
00:27:59I'm a writer.
00:28:00I'm a writer.
00:28:01I'm a writer.
00:28:02I'm a writer.
00:28:03I'm a writer.
00:28:04I'm a writer.
00:28:05I'm a writer.
00:28:06I'm a writer.
00:28:07I'm a writer.
00:28:08I'm a writer.
00:28:09I'm a writer.
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00:28:11I'm a writer.
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00:28:13I'm a writer.
00:28:14I'm a writer.
00:28:15I'm a writer.
00:28:16I'm a writer.
00:28:17I'm a writer.
00:28:18I'm a writer.
00:28:19I'm a writer.
00:28:20I'm a writer.
00:28:21I'm a writer.
00:28:22I'm a writer.
00:28:23I'm a writer.
00:28:24I'm a writer.
00:28:25I'm a writer.
00:28:26I'm a writer.
00:28:27I'm a writer.
00:28:28I'm a writer.
00:28:29I'm a writer.
00:28:30I'm a writer.
00:28:40I'm sorry, but we just don't have anything available.
00:28:43No I'm sorry.
00:28:45Okay.
00:28:46Thank you.
00:28:47Thank you.
00:28:48I know you have a deadline Amanda I mean I know you you're not helping you're not
00:29:11helping
00:29:36OK.
00:29:38Now what's the matter?
00:29:41I want you to be honest.
00:29:42OK.
00:29:44Do you ever wonder if what you're doing
00:29:46is what you should be doing?
00:29:48She said yes.
00:29:50That's what you wanted, isn't it?
00:29:51No, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about.
00:29:53What then?
00:29:54Then what?
00:29:56Sit down.
00:29:59What I mean is, do you ever think you should
00:30:01be doing something different?
00:30:03Professionally?
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:05Never.
00:30:06I tried working the makeup counter at Macy's for a while,
00:30:08but I couldn't make any money at it.
00:30:10It's true.
00:30:12That's not what I mean.
00:30:13Well, what do you mean?
00:30:14I mean work.
00:30:15Work ain't everything.
00:30:17I know, but what if you were really good at something,
00:30:22and you lived your whole life and never knew it?
00:30:25It's like you're 105 years old and ready to die,
00:30:27and your wife leans over and says, Lou,
00:30:29I never told you this, but you would
00:30:31have made a great state worker.
00:30:33What?
00:30:35You're doing what you ought to be doing.
00:30:37You're making a great living.
00:30:38I just, I, you know, I'm barely noticed.
00:30:43I just want to be the best at something.
00:30:45I want to be the best at what I'm good at.
00:30:49Jack, God doesn't make everybody the best at something
00:30:53and hand them a million dollars and put them
00:30:54on the cover of People magazine.
00:30:56If he did, we wouldn't be motivated to do very much.
00:30:59You're such an encourager.
00:31:01I'm a nurturer.
00:31:04Plastic?
00:31:05Actually, no, this is latex.
00:31:07And I like it better.
00:31:08It's softer and much more lifelike.
00:31:09Huh.
00:31:11Pack up all your sorrows, because we're leaving tonight.
00:31:18Goodbye, sad tomorrows, because this time
00:31:21we're going to do it right.
00:31:23I can hear the nitrate coming.
00:31:27I can see it round the bend.
00:31:30I can feel the rest of the men, and that's how it's going to end.
00:31:35Wait.
00:31:36Whoa, goodbye to your heartache.
00:31:40Your time is now in hand.
00:31:43I'm done with all the same mistakes,
00:31:46and now I'm looking for new friends.
00:31:52Coming.
00:31:55Hi.
00:31:56Hi.
00:31:57How was LA?
00:31:58Like it always is.
00:31:59Keys?
00:32:00In the kitchen.
00:32:01So is she gone yet?
00:32:04She's still looking for a job.
00:32:08So she's unemployed, too.
00:32:09You remember what that's like, don't you, Jack?
00:32:11Where are they?
00:32:12On the counter.
00:32:17Random House wants to see me in New York
00:32:18again for a couple of days.
00:32:19Random House?
00:32:20Yeah, Random House.
00:32:22Was it laundry?
00:32:24Tomorrow.
00:32:25OK.
00:32:26So I want you to show me what you have when I get back.
00:32:28We'll see.
00:32:30Well, what's that supposed to mean?
00:32:31It means we'll see.
00:32:33Well, maybe you should make arrangements
00:32:35so that you don't get distracted.
00:32:36I won't get distracted.
00:32:40Some riders don't know when to stop, you know,
00:32:41and they get into trouble.
00:32:42And some don't get into trouble in the first place, do they?
00:32:44Right.
00:32:45Right.
00:32:46Right?
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:48Yeah, r-r-r-r-right.
00:32:49Thank you.
00:32:51Hey, you in there?
00:32:53Yeah, I'm back.
00:32:54So I gave the short line, thinking I'm going to get out
00:32:57of the store faster, right?
00:32:58Right.
00:32:59The guy in front of me, he's got a return.
00:33:01So I say, easy enough, give the guy his money back, he's done.
00:33:04I'm next.
00:33:06But he's got an exchange.
00:33:08Now, you think this would be easier, right, an exchange?
00:33:10Should be.
00:33:11So what?
00:33:11So we hand the gal a receipt.
00:33:13She says, I'm going to need your credit
00:33:14card to credit your account.
00:33:15And I'm like, what?
00:33:16I don't know.
00:33:17I don't know.
00:33:18I don't know.
00:33:19I don't know how to credit your account.
00:33:20He looks at her.
00:33:21Ha, ha, ha.
00:33:23Hardly speaks any English.
00:33:23She's got glasses as thick as a bar of soap.
00:33:25But this mook, this, uh, this mouth breather,
00:33:28does he have a credit card?
00:33:30No, it's like his wife's credit card.
00:33:31So he picks up his stuff.
00:33:32He looks at me.
00:33:33Ha, ha.
00:33:34Like I'm the one that's nuts, and he takes off.
00:33:37What is that?
00:33:39Rubelite.
00:33:40Well, that's what you wanted, though, wasn't it?
00:33:42That ain't the point.
00:33:42That ain't the point.
00:33:43Well, what's the point, then, Frank?
00:33:44I'm missing the point.
00:33:45The point is, he knew it was a credit card transaction
00:33:47when he went in there.
00:33:48He should know that with an exchange,
00:33:49you've got to credit the original debit
00:33:50back to the originating card.
00:33:52Mastercard?
00:33:53Visa.
00:33:53It's accepted in more places around the world.
00:33:54It's international.
00:33:55Like, he's international, or at least bi-international.
00:33:58Bi-international.
00:33:58Yeah, and you're telling me he doesn't know exchange protocol?
00:34:01Ha.
00:34:02What did you have for dinner?
00:34:03I didn't.
00:34:04It's me.
00:34:05We're in back.
00:34:06What am I supposed to eat?
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:11Hi.
00:34:11Hi, how are you?
00:34:13It must be the other woman.
00:34:14Is this the other woman?
00:34:15The what?
00:34:17Jennifer, Frank, Frank, Jennifer.
00:34:19You live here, too?
00:34:20No, I'm not.
00:34:21He just eats here.
00:34:22Sometimes, yeah.
00:34:22I'm upstairs.
00:34:23I live upstairs, yeah.
00:34:24So how was the hunt?
00:34:26No luck.
00:34:27Well, sometimes it takes a while.
00:34:28Yeah, sometimes you've got to work at it.
00:34:31Do you mind?
00:34:32What?
00:34:33I'm encouraging.
00:34:33You don't even know what she's talking about.
00:34:35It's generic encouragement.
00:34:36It's like, tomorrow you'll do better,
00:34:37next time it'll work out, everything's
00:34:38going to be fine, like that.
00:34:40Would you just go?
00:34:41What'd I do?
00:34:42Just go.
00:34:43Now, listen, you order anything out, let me know.
00:34:45I'm not ordering out.
00:34:47If I said if, I'm not.
00:34:48Now, go.
00:34:49All right, I'll see you tonight.
00:34:50Is he on medication?
00:34:52He should be.
00:34:53Sorry.
00:34:53Oh, it's OK.
00:34:54He's funny.
00:34:55What are those?
00:34:57Aquamarines.
00:34:57They're from Brazil.
00:34:59You can look at them.
00:35:00Oh, they're beautiful.
00:35:02So no luck, huh?
00:35:03No.
00:35:04Well, you'll find something.
00:35:06How about you?
00:35:07You get anywhere?
00:35:07No.
00:35:10I have the slightest idea where it's going.
00:35:12What's it about?
00:35:13Or what it's about.
00:35:15You sure I'm not a distraction?
00:35:16I'm afraid the problem started long before you arrived.
00:35:19What problem?
00:35:21Forget it.
00:35:22It's a long story.
00:35:23Oh, so now you don't trust me.
00:35:25It's not a matter of trust.
00:35:26It's a matter of not wanting to bore you with my insecurities.
00:35:29Go ahead.
00:35:30Bore me.
00:35:34Forget it.
00:35:35Go ahead.
00:35:39All right.
00:35:41Have you ever wanted something really bad
00:35:43and then never gotten it?
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:46No, I mean something you wanted for a really long time
00:35:49and then it just doesn't happen.
00:35:51What do you mean?
00:35:54It's like I'm Jim Kelly.
00:35:58Who's Jim Kelly?
00:36:00See?
00:36:01What?
00:36:02That's my point.
00:36:03I don't know who Jim Kelly is?
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:06Well, who is he?
00:36:08He was a quarterback for the Buffalo Bills.
00:36:10He won tons of games.
00:36:11Everybody thought he was great.
00:36:13He went to the Super Bowl four times in a row
00:36:15but never won it.
00:36:17What do you do when you get this close and then don't get it?
00:36:23I don't know.
00:36:24That's my problem.
00:36:26But you might.
00:36:29But what if I don't?
00:36:31What if I'm Jim Kelly or I'm not Jim Kelly?
00:36:35What if I'm just OK?
00:36:36I'm Mr. Average.
00:36:38What are you saying, that you're too proud to be average?
00:36:41If you're trying to encourage me, it's not helping.
00:36:44I just mean, what's wrong with being that?
00:36:47Nothing's wrong with that.
00:36:49I just don't want to be that.
00:36:51Let somebody else work for the DMV or teach Jim.
00:36:53I want to win the Super Bowl.
00:36:58You know, most people don't get everything they want.
00:37:01Is that right?
00:37:04You get this close and then, phew.
00:37:09Well, maybe that's what you should write about.
00:37:12Oh, no, there's a real inspirational story.
00:37:14Could be.
00:37:25OK, so how are you going to catch him?
00:37:27Got him on tape.
00:37:28Guy looked right into the camera.
00:37:30Picked his nose.
00:37:31I thought he had a ski mask on.
00:37:33Had holes in it.
00:37:34Hey, Jack, you coming?
00:37:35In just a second.
00:37:36Forget about it.
00:37:38$10 is waiting for the foam to settle.
00:37:41I thought a ski mask just had, like, eyes and a mouth hole.
00:37:45Went up to the mouth hole.
00:37:46Well, you can't tell just from that.
00:37:48You haven't seen this guy's nose.
00:37:49What's wrong with him?
00:37:50It's like this big.
00:37:52Idiot.
00:37:53Come on.
00:37:54Come on, nothing I could stick my hand up this guy's nose
00:37:56and snap my fingers.
00:38:11So what you're telling me is, you're
00:38:25going to match this guy's nose from some videotape?
00:38:28We'll get him.
00:38:29No way.
00:38:30Now, he turns sideways, we freeze frame.
00:38:32Bingo, no mistake.
00:38:33No mistake.
00:38:34It's like a computer analysis.
00:38:35What is that?
00:38:36That's legal?
00:38:37Legal, what?
00:38:38We got the tape.
00:38:39Like a nose print.
00:38:40Exactly.
00:38:41Yeah, we catch this guy, stick his finger up his nose.
00:38:44Boom, he's guilty.
00:38:46Pick your nose, go to jail.
00:38:47No.
00:38:58I'll go get nachos.
00:38:59Nobody touch my cards or my money, and answer the door.
00:39:11Yeah, something I can help you with?
00:39:13Yeah, I was looking for somebody.
00:39:15I thought maybe someone here would see us.
00:39:17Who?
00:39:18Hold on, honey.
00:39:20There's supposed to be a girl staying across the hall.
00:39:23Really?
00:39:24What'd she look like?
00:39:27Blonde, yay tall, hot.
00:39:33You know, oddly enough, there's a girl staying here.
00:39:36That fits that general description.
00:39:38Is that who you're looking for?
00:39:38What do you mean, she's staying here?
00:39:40Hang on a second, I don't actually live here.
00:39:42Hey, Jack?
00:39:43Yeah?
00:39:44I think there's somebody here looking for Jennifer.
00:39:46Right there.
00:39:48Be right here.
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:51There's a guy at the front door who.
00:39:53Hold on, honey.
00:39:56You what?
00:39:57Not here.
00:40:00OK, I'll tell him.
00:40:01You're not here.
00:40:05OK.
00:40:05OK, I'll talk to you later.
00:40:08I love you, too.
00:40:10I believe this guy's looking for Jennifer.
00:40:12Hi, she's not here right now.
00:40:15But he just said she was.
00:40:17He didn't know she left a while back.
00:40:19I didn't know.
00:40:20You want, I can take a message.
00:40:22Sure.
00:40:24Tell her I'll be waiting to see if she's come up with anything.
00:40:29Come up with anything?
00:40:31Come up with anything.
00:40:33She'll know.
00:40:35OK.
00:40:38Hey, Jennifer, you can come out now.
00:40:41Who was that?
00:40:43I'm just kidding around.
00:40:46See you later, huh?
00:40:49He is so brutal.
00:40:56You all right?
00:40:56This was a mistake.
00:40:58What's that mean?
00:40:59I know David, he'll be back.
00:41:01That's his name, David?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:03Well, what is he, your husband or something?
00:41:05Or something.
00:41:06Well, why is he at the front door trying to?
00:41:09Don't worry, I'll make sure I'm gone before he comes back.
00:41:11I'm not worried, I was just wondering.
00:41:13Besides, the sooner I'm out of here,
00:41:14the sooner you can stop worrying about taking cold showers.
00:41:17Or cleaning up after you.
00:41:20Sorry, I'm in so much trouble.
00:41:22I was just kidding.
00:41:29Oh, excuse me.
00:41:30You're not supposed to be here.
00:41:31I need some fresh air.
00:41:34Yeah, fresh air is a good thing.
00:41:40Queens over threes.
00:41:41Two pair.
00:41:42Kings over nines.
00:41:43There's your one.
00:41:44You won with that crap.
00:42:01Look, you can't just barge into people's lives and just.
00:42:03Hey, you are good.
00:42:06What's that supposed to mean?
00:42:08You know.
00:42:10No, I don't.
00:42:11Sure you do.
00:42:13You hit a brick wall, bounce off,
00:42:16go in another direction.
00:42:19You're smooth.
00:42:20No, no, you don't understand.
00:42:21I'm not going to do this.
00:42:22Yes, you are.
00:42:23No, I'm not.
00:42:24Mary's not going to.
00:42:25Mary is a dead end, OK?
00:42:28So instead of getting her to give you the money,
00:42:33you convince this guy, whoever he is, that he can help.
00:42:40It's very good.
00:42:41What are you saying?
00:42:42Because if you think I'm going to ask him for money.
00:42:44I'm saying you have a child to support, some debts you owe.
00:42:49Well, I'm not the one who owes people money.
00:42:50You have a child to support, some debts you owe.
00:42:56You can't change my mind.
00:43:03You can't change your mind.
00:43:05Yes, I can.
00:43:09Who was there when you needed a hand?
00:43:13You owe me.
00:43:15You know that.
00:43:17You do.
00:43:19I'm just getting out of here.
00:43:27If I were a ship out in the sea,
00:43:32I would just take you where you wanted to be.
00:43:37If I ever knew of the dream that you had,
00:43:41I could make it come true.
00:43:44Yes, I would.
00:43:46If I were a shelter, I'd keep you from harm.
00:43:50If I were a heater, baby, I'd keep you so warm.
00:43:55Anything I do, baby, it's true.
00:43:59I would do it for you.
00:44:04I would do it for you.
00:44:06I would do it.
00:44:07Oh, baby.
00:44:08Do it.
00:44:09I would do it for you.
00:44:11I would do it.
00:44:13Do it.
00:44:14If there were anything in this world that I could do.
00:44:20I would do it.
00:44:22Do it.
00:44:23If you only knew what I could do, I'd do it for you.
00:44:30Baby, it's true.
00:44:32If you only knew what I could do, I'd do it for you.
00:44:48Can I help you?
00:44:49I was looking for something by Jack Payne.
00:44:52Major Payne.
00:44:54Juvenile.
00:44:55Juvenile?
00:44:56Back corner by Arthur.
00:44:58About halfway down.
00:45:00OK.
00:45:01Thanks.
00:45:02Mm-hmm.
00:45:15I'm sorry.
00:45:15It's 9 o'clock.
00:45:16We're closing now.
00:45:18OK, thanks.
00:45:22Bye.
00:45:48Hi.
00:45:49Hi.
00:45:51It's kind of late for you, isn't it?
00:45:53Hm?
00:45:55Kind of, but you inspired me.
00:45:58What?
00:45:59You inspired me.
00:46:01I did?
00:46:01Mm-hmm.
00:46:04You mind?
00:46:05No.
00:46:06Go ahead.
00:46:13So you write children's books.
00:46:16Hm?
00:46:18You write children's books.
00:46:19And you're a pilot.
00:46:23Yes, and sometimes.
00:46:24Why?
00:46:25I didn't know.
00:46:27I told you.
00:46:28No, you just said you're a writer.
00:46:31And I'm not?
00:46:33So are you like the Tom Clancy of kids' books?
00:46:39More like the Jim Kelly.
00:46:45Read one.
00:46:48Read what?
00:46:49One of your books.
00:46:50Read one for me.
00:46:52Out loud?
00:46:53Yes, out loud.
00:46:54I want to hear about Biggis McGiggis.
00:47:01Maybe some other time.
00:47:03No, just read one.
00:47:04No.
00:47:05Please.
00:47:06Not now.
00:47:07Come on.
00:47:08I'm surprised I've never heard of you.
00:47:10Well, you're not the only one.
00:47:11Major Jack Payne, California Air National Guard,
00:47:15master's degree, but he's not flying rescue missions,
00:47:18lives in San Francisco, writes Biggis McGiggis
00:47:21books for young children.
00:47:22There.
00:47:26This is stupid.
00:47:27Oh, come on.
00:47:32Of all the things dragons like.
00:47:33Oh, no, no, no.
00:47:35You have to read the title first.
00:47:36Read the title.
00:47:41Biggis McGiggis and the Parking Lot Dragon.
00:47:44By Jack Payne.
00:47:45Yeah, me.
00:47:52Of all the things dragons like, they like dark places the most.
00:47:56Like dark mountain caves, and dark bedroom closets,
00:47:59and especially dark, empty basements,
00:48:03when all the doors are closed and locked up tight.
00:48:06Any place where they can hide and not be seen
00:48:09is perfect for dragons.
00:48:10Even old, dark elevator shafts.
00:48:16So are you the real Biggis McGiggis?
00:48:18Is that your secret?
00:48:20I don't think I'm the one with all the secrets.
00:48:25Look, I'm sorry he came by.
00:48:26He wasn't supposed to know where I was.
00:48:30Well, I don't understand.
00:48:31I mean, if you and he were.
00:48:32We're not.
00:48:36Well, what are you then?
00:48:38Trying to correct a mistake I made once.
00:48:41What mistake?
00:48:44What mistake?
00:48:45You can tell me.
00:48:49I owe him something.
00:48:52Owe him what?
00:48:54Money?
00:48:55Is that it?
00:48:58How much?
00:49:00Jack.
00:49:00You can tell me.
00:49:01Go ahead.
00:49:04About $4,500.
00:49:06$4,500?
00:49:08Whoa.
00:49:09Yeah, wow.
00:49:11And this money that you owe him, does it have anything to do?
00:49:14David helped me out once, and now I
00:49:16feel like I should help him.
00:49:17You should understand.
00:49:18So he's the one who needs the money.
00:49:22It's not that simple.
00:49:24He needs the money.
00:49:26You feel like you owe it to him.
00:49:27That seems simple.
00:49:29Well, it's not.
00:49:31Not everybody, you know, can put their life in order the way
00:49:34you arrange your sock drawer.
00:49:37I'm sorry you got involved.
00:49:38Thanks.
00:49:59I'm just dreaming on this lazy summer's day.
00:50:08There's a blue sky up above me.
00:50:12All the clouds just rolled away.
00:50:16And I'm hoping that this feeling's here to stay.
00:50:25Yeah, I'm hoping, praying, I don't
00:50:28mind saying that everything's going my way.
00:50:33I'd always heard it said there'd be days like today when
00:50:42troubles fall like lemon drops and your cares melt away.
00:50:51And I'm hoping that this feeling's here to stay.
00:50:59Yeah, I'm hoping, praying, I don't mind saying
00:51:04that everything's going my way.
00:51:19Uh-huh.
00:51:22Oh, so that's it.
00:51:24Brad, this is my life we are talking about here.
00:51:27Don't treat me like some $0.25 candy bar
00:51:30you picked up at the drugstore.
00:51:31You take one bite, you spit it out,
00:51:32because you didn't know it had nuts.
00:51:34You've seen inside my wrapper.
00:51:36I've got nuts.
00:51:38Uh-huh.
00:51:39Oh, I remember.
00:51:41Oh, so that's it.
00:51:42So now I'm cheese from the refrigerated section that's
00:51:45been left out on the counter.
00:51:46And now it's room temperature, and you don't
00:51:47want it because what?
00:51:48It might not be safe to eat?
00:51:50Is that it?
00:51:51And what are you, the 1961 Mouton Rothschilds
00:51:54in a temperature-controlled cellar?
00:51:55Not anymore, buster.
00:51:59Don't ever marry and divorce your gynecologist.
00:52:03I don't have a gynecologist, so.
00:52:05Good point.
00:52:07Is that your white car in there?
00:52:08Yeah, it is.
00:52:10You know, my stepmom had one of those when I was a kid,
00:52:12and she pushed me out when we were going around a curve.
00:52:15But I fell into a drainage ditch,
00:52:16and the weeds broke my fall.
00:52:19What is it?
00:52:22Oh, it's a 63 Cadillac.
00:52:23Oh, a Cadillac.
00:52:25That must be fun to drive.
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:32Looks like you're working on something pretty important.
00:52:34Yeah, it's a book.
00:52:36A book? You're a writer.
00:52:37I'm sitting here talking to a real live writer.
00:52:39Yeah.
00:52:41What kind of a book?
00:52:43It's just, you know, it's a children's book.
00:52:45Oh, how cute.
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:47Kind of like The Seven Little Kittens with Agamemnon?
00:52:49That was my favorite when I was little,
00:52:51where they dress the cats up like little people.
00:52:53Oh, yeah.
00:52:54I loved that book until we lost everything in the house
00:52:56fire on Christmas Eve.
00:52:58Really?
00:52:59I'm sorry.
00:52:59Yeah, it was tragic.
00:53:01And you know, they never caught the people who did it.
00:53:03Really?
00:53:04Mm-mm.
00:53:05So when can I buy it?
00:53:08Well, if I ever finish it, hopefully around Christmas,
00:53:10that's when my book editor wants to release it.
00:53:12She usually gets what she wants.
00:53:13Oh, your book editor is a she.
00:53:15Yeah.
00:53:16Oh, that's cool.
00:53:17And my fiance.
00:53:19Jack.
00:53:20Yeah?
00:53:21Yeah, it's bad.
00:53:22Oh, don't tell me that.
00:53:23Let me show you.
00:53:24You got a ride?
00:53:25Yeah, he's coming.
00:53:26You know those little gears?
00:53:27I'll be right there.
00:53:28Yeah, yeah.
00:53:29Inside, just right there.
00:53:30Yeah, yeah.
00:53:33Hi.
00:53:33Hi.
00:53:34Hi.
00:53:38He's in with the mechanic.
00:53:40What was that, David?
00:53:41David.
00:53:42Big guy, no hair?
00:53:43Mm-mm.
00:53:43The mechanic, yeah, David.
00:53:46So you guys must be pretty good friends.
00:53:48Me and Jack?
00:53:49Yeah.
00:53:50Oh, yeah, yeah, we're real good friends.
00:53:51We are neighbor friends.
00:53:52He seems like a nice guy.
00:53:53Yeah, he's OK. He comes around a lot.
00:53:54He's a little needy.
00:53:59So you're waiting for your car, I guess, huh?
00:54:01Yeah.
00:54:02Two hours now.
00:54:04See, that's what I hate about cars.
00:54:06It's the maintenance, the gas, the oil.
00:54:07Now, my grandfather, he had a horse.
00:54:09There was no lubing of the horse.
00:54:10You are the first man I've ever met that wasn't
00:54:12in love with his car.
00:54:13I'm good like that. I'm sensitive, yeah.
00:54:18Speaking of horses, are you hungry at all?
00:54:21Yeah, a little.
00:54:23You?
00:54:24Oh, I can eat, you know, maybe a salty snack,
00:54:26a sandwich, something like that.
00:54:27Soup and sandwich.
00:54:28Soup and sandwich is good.
00:54:29It's a little light.
00:54:32Buffet.
00:54:32Oh, Chinese.
00:54:34Chinese pizza, all you can eat south of market.
00:54:36They got plates as big as hubcaps.
00:54:37Szechuan?
00:54:38Szechuan, yes.
00:54:39That's hot, isn't it?
00:54:41It's hot.
00:54:42Yeah, yeah.
00:54:42Pecan-flavored, that's, yeah, I get the runny nose
00:54:45in the top of your mouth.
00:54:47Let's get it.
00:54:48OK, not hot.
00:54:50Thai.
00:54:51I love Thai. I know Thai.
00:54:52Thai is good.
00:54:53That's a peanut sauce.
00:54:545 o'clock, 5?
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:56You're sure?
00:54:57Yes, yes.
00:54:58OK, thank you.
00:54:59Thai, there's a place.
00:55:00Ready?
00:55:01Yeah, yeah.
00:55:02Listen, I'll meet you out the front.
00:55:04Very nice to meet you.
00:55:04It's nice to meet you, too.
00:55:06Remember, Chinese pizza, the cornucopia of food.
00:55:16His name's Frank.
00:55:18Call him.
00:55:19He'd love to have dinner, a movie.
00:55:22And dinner again.
00:55:24Oh, thanks.
00:55:25OK.
00:55:26I just might do that.
00:55:27OK.
00:55:28Good luck.
00:55:31Now what?
00:55:39You're not saying anything.
00:55:40I'm not finished yet.
00:55:46Well?
00:55:53Where's the rest of it?
00:55:55I want to know what happened.
00:55:56It's not done yet.
00:55:58Jack, don't you go and crash today and leave me
00:56:00with an unfinished manuscript.
00:56:01I won't.
00:56:02It's great.
00:56:03It is really, really great, Jack.
00:56:05Really great.
00:56:06I won't.
00:56:07I'm sorry.
00:56:08Oh.
00:56:09Hi.
00:56:10You must be, uh,
00:56:11Jennifer.
00:56:12Jennifer, right.
00:56:13You're the one without a job or a place to live.
00:56:15Hi, I'm Amanda Keyes.
00:56:16I'm Jack's fiancee.
00:56:17I'm sorry. I'll come back.
00:56:19No, no, no.
00:56:19That's all right.
00:56:20I was just leaving, Jennifer.
00:56:23Besides, Jack has some very important work to finish.
00:56:26Don't you, Jack?
00:56:27Yes.
00:56:28All right, now, you call me tomorrow.
00:56:30I will.
00:56:31OK, and I love you.
00:56:32I love you, too.
00:56:33And don't crash.
00:56:35I won't.
00:56:38Bye-bye, Jennifer.
00:56:40She's cute.
00:56:46Amanda's also my book editor at Deacon Press.
00:56:50You OK?
00:56:52Yeah.
00:56:54Did you find something?
00:56:56Oh, yeah.
00:56:57Yeah, I did.
00:56:58What?
00:57:00It doesn't matter.
00:57:02Yeah, it does.
00:57:03I write you what?
00:57:04It's just a waitressing job.
00:57:06Well, that's something.
00:57:07Which is better than nothing, right?
00:57:09Absolutely.
00:57:09Something is better than nothing.
00:57:11So when are you going to start?
00:57:13Monday.
00:57:14Well, nothing like jumping right in.
00:57:16You should be happy.
00:57:17You won't have any more distractions.
00:57:18You're not a distraction.
00:57:28So where are you moving to?
00:57:29I don't know.
00:57:30Mary said she'd help me find something.
00:57:33Well, you found her.
00:57:34Yeah, yeah, I did.
00:57:36Well, make sure you check the water heater.
00:57:38Can't be any smaller than yours.
00:57:42And what do I do if you know who comes back?
00:57:45I don't know.
00:57:46You're the writer.
00:57:47Make something up.
00:57:51Yeah.
00:57:53I'll make something.
00:58:02It came as no surprise on that cold October morning.
00:58:11Time to share, but no one there to listen to my dreams.
00:58:17And there were stars in our eyes.
00:58:22Time that passed us without warning.
00:58:26Now I think about you and life without you.
00:58:31A lesson, so it seems, that there is more to life
00:58:40than winning all the races.
00:58:44More to being happy than a day with nothing wrong.
00:58:51And I remember the times, the memories, and places.
00:59:00We laughed and took the world in.
00:59:04I hadn't felt that for so long.
00:59:10I know it sounds crazy, but I'm telling you the truth.
00:59:16And I just can't say I love you enough.
00:59:26I know it sounds crazy, but I'm telling you the truth.
00:59:33And I just can't say I love you enough.
00:59:40Hey, Chico.
00:59:42Yeah, Cap.
00:59:42You got that surveillance video?
00:59:44I want to look at something.
00:59:46You want it now?
00:59:47Yeah.
00:59:47All righty.
00:59:49Hey, Cece, showtime.
00:59:50All right.
01:00:06Amanda.
01:00:08OK, I'm putting the sketches along with the manuscript
01:00:12and the disc in an envelope.
01:00:14Oh, good.
01:00:16I'm licking it shut.
01:00:18So it's finished.
01:00:19Yeah, it's finished.
01:00:20You like it?
01:00:22Yeah, it's OK.
01:00:24Well, you don't sound all that thrilled.
01:00:26No, it's fine.
01:00:27It's done.
01:00:37You want me to send a courier?
01:00:39No, that's OK.
01:00:40I'll get it.
01:00:41All right.
01:00:42Well, we're all very excited to see it.
01:00:44I'm sure you are.
01:00:46I'll see you in a while.
01:00:48Coming.
01:00:51Yes!
01:00:52I'm coming.
01:00:58Look, I know she's here.
01:01:00Who's here?
01:01:01She's here.
01:01:03All right, look, calm down.
01:01:04All right?
01:01:06She was here, but she's not here right now.
01:01:10She's here.
01:01:11Well, yeah.
01:01:12Fine.
01:01:13Go on in and take a look.
01:01:13Jennifer!
01:01:18I'm telling you, she's not here.
01:01:20Jennifer!
01:01:25Where has she been?
01:01:25I know you know where she is.
01:01:27Where is she?
01:01:28Look, I'm sorry.
01:01:32I really didn't want to be the one to tell you, but actually,
01:01:36she's dead.
01:01:40Nice try.
01:01:41No, really, she is.
01:01:43Yeah?
01:01:44When?
01:01:46How?
01:01:49Yesterday.
01:01:51She was hit by a muni bus trying to cross the street.
01:01:53You're lying.
01:01:55I am not.
01:01:55It's true.
01:01:56She's dead.
01:02:00You want, you can come to the funeral.
01:02:02Where?
01:02:04Where what?
01:02:06Where's the funeral?
01:02:08The funeral?
01:02:10Actually, oh, the funeral's at Green Street Mortuary,
01:02:14around 2 o'clock.
01:02:16I guess I'll see you there then.
01:02:19I'm sure it'll be very small.
01:02:21Casual, probably.
01:02:23You know.
01:02:25What am I thinking?
01:02:27OK, everybody, listen up.
01:02:29Who wants to go on a field trip?
01:02:30Raise your hand.
01:02:31OK, Ms. Russell, lift your feet.
01:02:34You're slowing us down, honey.
01:02:35Come on.
01:02:44Duh, duh, duh.
01:02:47Something's creeping in the closet.
01:02:49Something's underneath my bed.
01:02:52And I really don't know what it could be.
01:02:57Something's lurking in the laundry.
01:03:00Something's climbing out my head.
01:03:03And it doesn't work to just let it be.
01:03:08Hi, what can I get for you?
01:03:10Let me have a hot pastrami.
01:03:13OK.
01:03:13Pastrami.
01:03:15Would you do me a favor?
01:03:17Look that way.
01:03:19Excuse me?
01:03:20Sideways.
01:03:21See your profile.
01:03:23Close your eyes.
01:03:26Hey, what are you doing in about an hour?
01:03:29Nothing more and nothing less.
01:03:31That's all that I need.
01:03:34Baby, won't you listen to me?
01:03:37Baby, won't you listen to me?
01:03:43What did he tell him all?
01:03:44Huh?
01:03:45Oh, he told him it was a musical, showgirls and stuff.
01:03:48Great.
01:03:49This isn't going to work.
01:03:53Just go again, again.
01:03:55What time did you tell him it was going to start?
01:03:572 o'clock.
01:03:58Yeah.
01:03:58That's OK, isn't it?
01:03:59Yeah, I had to move something to a smaller room.
01:04:01In fact, I'll be right back.
01:04:02OK, hurry.
01:04:05I apologize for this little scheduling mix-up we had.
01:04:07You look like you're doing great.
01:04:09You know what?
01:04:10I think there's room for a couple more of you right back
01:04:12here, if you want to slide in there.
01:04:13And again, I'm so sorry for your loss.
01:04:19Hey, this is good.
01:04:20You guys always do this?
01:04:21That's from a reception we had last weekend.
01:04:24How about that?
01:04:26I'm going to go close the coffin then.
01:04:28Are you ready?
01:04:29Yeah.
01:04:29I'm ready.
01:04:30I'm ready.
01:04:31I'm ready.
01:04:32I'm ready.
01:04:33I'm ready.
01:04:33I'm ready.
01:04:34Yeah, I'm ready.
01:04:39Hey, I think your boy is coming.
01:04:40OK.
01:04:41Ted?
01:04:43All right, folks, showtime.
01:04:44Let's go.
01:04:47Hey, my condolences, really.
01:04:49I'm sorry.
01:04:51Sure.
01:04:51You remember Ted?
01:04:52Ted fixed her up.
01:04:53How you doing?
01:04:54Yeah, don't, uh, you don't want to get too close,
01:04:56because she must have had a lot of salt the night before,
01:04:59or something.
01:05:00There was a lot of swelling.
01:05:01Mark Ramsey, I'm sorry for your loss.
01:05:05Have we met before?
01:05:06I don't think so.
01:05:08You look familiar.
01:05:09Yeah, you've done a lot.
01:05:17You had one that looked like her, right?
01:05:19Oh, I found a girl around the corner that could be her twin.
01:05:22I gave her 50 bucks.
01:05:35Oh.
01:05:45Dearly beloved.
01:05:46Is he wearing his teeth?
01:05:47Yes.
01:05:50We are gathered here today to pay tribute to a soul near
01:05:56and dear to each and every one of us.
01:06:00Jennifer.
01:06:02Jennifer Cavender.
01:06:04Cavender.
01:06:05Cavender.
01:06:06Jennifer Cavender was a sweet and beautiful young girl.
01:06:11To be taken off into the heavenly realms
01:06:14in the prime of her young life is indeed a terrible tragedy.
01:06:18A terrible, terrible tragedy.
01:06:21Had she not gone to the corner store
01:06:23to get herself a carton of milk and a plastic egg
01:06:28with a pantyhose and some stuff.
01:06:30Had she not gone to the store on that fateful day,
01:06:34who knows what life would hold in front of her.
01:06:36Nobody move!
01:06:37Yeah, everybody freeze!
01:06:39Who knows?
01:06:40Everybody shut up!
01:06:41Yeah, shut up!
01:06:43Shut up!
01:06:44Ah!
01:06:49That guy is not a very good shot.
01:06:52Did you see that?
01:06:53Shut up!
01:06:54Shut up!
01:06:55Go!
01:06:57Nobody gets up!
01:06:58You owe us, man!
01:07:00You owe us!
01:07:00Yeah, yeah!
01:07:02Go!
01:07:02Go!
01:07:03You owe us!
01:07:04Let's go.
01:07:10Oh, oh.
01:07:11Look at that.
01:07:12Where you going?
01:07:16Jack, believe me.
01:07:17Believe me.
01:07:18I had no idea.
01:07:20She said nothing about needing money.
01:07:24Jennifer?
01:07:27Jennifer?
01:07:33Go on.
01:07:35Yeah?
01:07:57Just one more Christmas, dear, without you.
01:08:26One less present under the tree.
01:08:33Just one day passing by, one more day that I hope you might be thinking about me, baby.
01:08:47Just one more season of giving I'm taking.
01:08:55One more time in my life to forget.
01:09:02One more day that I wake, I see one more mistake.
01:09:09Can you make it?
01:09:12I don't know.
01:09:13Maybe.
01:09:17Merry Christmas, darling.
01:09:22So we're sitting there.
01:09:25We're sitting there for a while.
01:09:26In comes the bailiff with Boogerman.
01:09:28Well, so what was Boogerman's story anyway?
01:09:30Why'd he do it?
01:09:31Gambling debts.
01:09:32So they show the video when he puts the mask on.
01:09:35Well, they found the mask.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37In his car.
01:09:38Back seat.
01:09:39Same one.
01:09:40Black with white openings like a panda.
01:09:41What an idiot.
01:09:42So he puts on a mask and he sits down.
01:09:46And?
01:09:47And nothing.
01:09:48He just sits there.
01:09:49So the judge orders him to turn sideways and stick his finger up his nose.
01:09:52No, he did not.
01:09:53He did.
01:09:54No, he didn't.
01:09:55I swear if he doesn't do it, he's in contempt.
01:09:56You want us to believe he stuck his finger up his nose?
01:09:58No.
01:09:59He just sits there.
01:10:00So the judge orders the bailiff to do it.
01:10:02Do what?
01:10:03Put his finger up his nose.
01:10:04Whose finger?
01:10:05The bailiff's?
01:10:06No, Boogerman's.
01:10:07So the bailiff goes over, bends his hand so he's got the big finger sticking up.
01:10:10Oh, come on.
01:10:12You're making me sick.
01:10:13Up through the mouth hole?
01:10:14Up through the mouth hole.
01:10:15Leans back so everybody gets a good look.
01:10:17Jury comes back in ten minutes.
01:10:19Guilty.
01:10:20Whoa.
01:10:21Watch out.
01:10:22Amanda's right behind me.
01:10:23Ten minutes and that's all it took?
01:10:24Ten minutes.
01:10:25What's ten minutes?
01:10:26How long it took the jury to convict Boogerman.
01:10:27You're kidding me.
01:10:28Ten minutes, that's it?
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:30Jack?
01:10:31I need you to sign some books.
01:10:33Wow.
01:10:34Oh, Jackie, environmental fundraiser.
01:10:37Thanks.
01:10:38Now listen, I need you to get these signed, okay?
01:10:41Sure.
01:10:42It's work.
01:10:43I win tonight.
01:10:44I have to do it tonight?
01:10:45No, as long as they're in my office by ten a.m.
01:10:48I don't care if you do it at two o'clock in the morning.
01:10:50Okay?
01:10:51Sure, that's fine.
01:10:52Now I won't be there, but Courtney will and she knows where they need to go.
01:10:55Okay, anything else?
01:10:57Yes.
01:10:58There is some dry cleaning on the back of the door in my office.
01:11:03And if you wouldn't mind, that would be just terrific.
01:11:06Because I have to go to New York again in the morning
01:11:08and I just don't have time to get there before I leave.
01:11:10And I do need it the next day.
01:11:11Thanks.
01:11:12Books.
01:11:13Books.
01:11:14By ten.
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:16Okay?
01:11:17Okay.
01:11:18Oh, oh, I should hear about the award in the next day or so, you know.
01:11:21You excited?
01:11:22Yeah.
01:11:23Well, try an ad blanket.
01:11:24I'm excited, okay?
01:11:25Jack, this is what you've always wanted.
01:11:28It could sell another 50,000 units.
01:11:30Call me.
01:11:31I'd like to know.
01:11:33Better.
01:11:34I would.
01:11:35All right.
01:11:36I would.
01:11:39I'll call you tomorrow.
01:11:41You can get back to your game now.
01:11:43Thank you.
01:11:45Books.
01:11:46By ten.
01:11:47Yeah.
01:11:49I'm just guessing you two haven't set a date yet.
01:11:54Good guess.
01:11:55I'm a detective.
01:11:56You know what I always say.
01:11:57Yeah, I know what you say.
01:11:59Come on, let's play.
01:12:03Got me.
01:12:04Nothing.
01:12:11Morning, Courtney.
01:12:14Good morning, Courtney.
01:12:16Courtney.
01:12:18Jack, hi.
01:12:19Good morning.
01:12:20Sorry.
01:12:22Books?
01:12:23Good morning.
01:12:24Books?
01:12:27Never mind.
01:12:28I'll get them.
01:12:29The books, of course.
01:12:30Amanda wanted me to make sure that you left the books.
01:12:33On her desk?
01:12:34Yeah, right.
01:12:35On her desk.
01:12:36I'll do that.
01:12:37Right.
01:12:38Okay.
01:12:40Right, okay.
01:12:41And then also, she wanted me to remind you about...
01:12:43Dry cleaning, back of the door?
01:12:45Dry cleaning, right.
01:12:46On the back of the door.
01:12:47She needs it by tomorrow.
01:12:49So she wanted you to drop it off on your way home.
01:12:52I'm not going by the dry cleaner on my way home.
01:12:54You're not?
01:12:55Nope, not going by the dry cleaner.
01:12:57Oh.
01:12:58And she called to remind you about the...
01:13:01Saturday, one till four?
01:13:02Yeah.
01:13:03I'll be there.
01:13:04That'll be great.
01:13:05Saturday, one till four.
01:13:06The book signing.
01:13:07Sure.
01:13:08Thanks.
01:13:10Did you get the books to the office?
01:13:14I gave them to Courtney.
01:13:15Good.
01:13:16Dry cleaning?
01:13:17I didn't have time.
01:13:18Jack, I need that by tomorrow.
01:13:20Well, where's something else?
01:13:21When are we going to set a date?
01:13:23Jack, I don't have time to get into that right now.
01:13:25Amanda, it's one day in the future.
01:13:27Pick one.
01:13:28Jack.
01:13:29Think of it like a hair appointment.
01:13:30Listen, you're asking me to turn my life upside down.
01:13:32I'm asking you to pick one day.
01:13:34There's 365 of them.
01:13:35Jack, I'm just not sure that I'm ready to feel guilty
01:13:38every time I have to travel somewhere
01:13:40or if I have an opportunity I want to pursue it.
01:13:42When have I ever made you feel guilty?
01:13:44You haven't, but...
01:13:45Thank you.
01:13:46You know, any more, I feel like I'm just a client to you.
01:13:48You aren't my client.
01:13:49Room service.
01:13:50Oh, good.
01:13:51Listen, I gotta go, okay?
01:13:52I'll know more on Monday.
01:13:53All right, thanks.
01:13:54Bye-bye.
01:13:55Fine.
01:14:03Hey, you mind?
01:14:05What?
01:14:06She's plastic, right?
01:14:07No, she's real!
01:14:09Oh.
01:14:10Sorry, I didn't know.
01:14:12That's all right.
01:14:13So what happened?
01:14:14Eh, Monday.
01:14:16You get married Monday?
01:14:18No.
01:14:19No, no, no.
01:14:20I find out on Monday.
01:14:21Oh.
01:14:22Well, it's a good thing, right?
01:14:24Eh.
01:14:25I don't know.
01:14:26Something...
01:14:27Something doesn't feel right.
01:14:28What?
01:14:29When's the book signing?
01:14:31Saturday.
01:14:32Well, so, sign on Saturday, find out on Monday.
01:14:35Yeah.
01:14:36It'll be great.
01:14:40I'm thinking of calling it off.
01:14:42Calling what off?
01:14:43Us.
01:14:44Oh, come on.
01:14:45I've heard that before.
01:14:46No, this time I mean it.
01:14:47Uh-huh.
01:14:48It'll all work out.
01:14:49Sorry about touching her.
01:14:50Oh, it's okay.
01:14:51It's just that her head's not stuck all that good.
01:14:54Yeah.
01:14:57Well, if he likes football, he's gonna love Jack's latest.
01:15:00Yeah.
01:15:01Excuse me.
01:15:02I don't have it today.
01:15:03Here you go, big guy.
01:15:04You know, you kind of look like Biggis McGiggis.
01:15:10And to whom would you like me to...
01:15:11Jennifer.
01:15:12Jennifer.
01:15:13Hi.
01:15:14Hi.
01:15:15Oh, we...
01:15:16We bought one already.
01:15:17Oh, you have one.
01:15:20So, how are you?
01:15:21Good.
01:15:22Came...
01:15:23Came by for you to sign it.
01:15:24Oh, I'm sorry.
01:15:25This is...
01:15:26This is Tyler, my son.
01:15:27Hello.
01:15:28Hi.
01:15:29We've already met.
01:15:30How are you doing?
01:15:31Pretty good.
01:15:32Good.
01:15:33So, how are you doing?
01:15:34Fine.
01:15:35Good.
01:15:36Oh, I...
01:15:37I heard about the funeral.
01:15:38You did, huh?
01:15:39Sorry.
01:15:40Look who's back from the dead.
01:15:41Yeah.
01:15:42Did you come in to pick up one of Jack's books?
01:15:44I...
01:15:45I have one already.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:47Great.
01:15:48Well, why don't you sign it for her, Jack?
01:15:49Wait.
01:15:50You still working?
01:15:51Oh, yeah.
01:15:52Yeah, I am.
01:15:59Can you stick around a little while?
01:16:00Oh, we can't.
01:16:01Really?
01:16:02Sorry.
01:16:03You sure?
01:16:04What do you say to Mr. Payne?
01:16:05Thank you.
01:16:06You're welcome.
01:16:07Go, Jack.
01:16:08Come on.
01:16:09Thanks.
01:16:10I'm signing.
01:16:11Would you...
01:16:12Would you go and...
01:16:13Would you mind going and getting them
01:16:14and having them wait for just a little while?
01:16:16Jack, please.
01:16:17We've got a lot of people.
01:16:18I'll keep signing.
01:16:19All right?
01:16:20Courtney.
01:16:21Come here.
01:16:22Go and find them quickly.
01:16:26What do you mean, find them?
01:16:28Just go.
01:16:29Just go and come back.
01:16:30Okay.
01:16:31Okay, come back.
01:16:32Great.
01:16:33Here's a black coffee for the major
01:16:35and a double latte for the lady.
01:16:37Double soy latte.
01:16:38Double soy latte.
01:16:39Thank you.
01:16:40There you go.
01:16:41I'm sorry.
01:16:42I looked everywhere, Jack.
01:16:43I couldn't find her.
01:16:44They were just here.
01:16:45They must have gone.
01:16:46I guess they're gone.
01:16:47They were just here a second ago.
01:16:49Jack, she said she couldn't find them, okay?
01:16:51Amanda.
01:16:52Come on.
01:16:53Okay.
01:16:54All right.
01:16:55Hi.
01:16:56What's your name?
01:16:57Blake.
01:16:58Blake.
01:17:01Come on.
01:17:08Coming.
01:17:16Yeah?
01:17:17You ordered a water heater?
01:17:19Yeah, it's upstairs and back.
01:17:21What is?
01:17:22The water heater.
01:17:24It's in my trunk.
01:17:26No, where the old one is.
01:17:28It's upstairs and back.
01:17:30But you're downstairs.
01:17:32I'm downstairs.
01:17:34The old one's upstairs.
01:17:36In the back?
01:17:38In the back, right.
01:17:43You ordered a water heater?
01:17:47Down.
01:17:52Ramsey.
01:17:53It's Jack.
01:17:54Hey, I need you to do me a favor.
01:17:56What do you need?
01:17:57I want you to find Jennifer.
01:17:59Why?
01:18:01Look, just do your police thing, okay?
01:18:03All right, I'll see what I can find out.
01:18:25Yeah, what you got?
01:18:26Nothing.
01:18:27It's me.
01:18:29Oh, I'm sorry.
01:18:30I thought it was Mark.
01:18:31You want me to call back?
01:18:33No, that's okay.
01:18:34Go ahead.
01:18:35All right.
01:18:36First of all, you were great on Saturday.
01:18:38Thanks.
01:18:39Yeah.
01:18:40Listen, I've been thinking about your question.
01:18:42What question?
01:18:44You know.
01:18:45The big question.
01:18:47Oh, right, that question, uh-huh.
01:18:49Yeah, that one.
01:18:50You know, I've been thinking, you know, maybe we should...
01:18:52Yeah, but first I have some music.
01:18:54What?
01:18:55What?
01:18:56I'm sorry, go ahead.
01:18:57No, no, you were going to say something.
01:18:59No, no, you called me.
01:19:00Go ahead.
01:19:01What were you going to say?
01:19:02All right.
01:19:03I've been talking to Random House.
01:19:05They want me to head up juvenile literature.
01:19:07Isn't that great?
01:19:09Really?
01:19:11Really.
01:19:13Well, does Deacon know yet?
01:19:15This afternoon.
01:19:17But I wanted to let you know first.
01:19:19Well, what's that mean?
01:19:21It means we are moving to New York.
01:19:23It means we are moving to New York.
01:19:27New York?
01:19:29I'm not moving to New York.
01:19:31No, Jack, I don't think you under...
01:19:33Can you hang on just a second?
01:19:35Hold on.
01:19:36Jack?
01:19:37Uh, hello, yeah.
01:19:39Got something to write with?
01:19:41Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, give it to me.
01:19:43Franchise Tax has her at 1029 Alleyander.
01:19:47Uh-huh.
01:19:48Number 12.
01:19:49Uh-huh.
01:19:50Employer, Pancake Circus in San Rafael.
01:19:52Pancake Circus?
01:19:54Pancake Circus.
01:19:56Okay, I got it, thanks.
01:20:00Okay, I'm back.
01:20:02Listen, Jack,
01:20:04this is the opportunity of a lifetime.
01:20:06I mean, I don't think you understand.
01:20:08They love you at Random House.
01:20:10You're going to be...
01:20:12Can you hold on just one more second?
01:20:14Yeah, I got a phone number.
01:20:16Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, give it to me.
01:20:18Oh, good.
01:20:20Jackie!
01:20:21Hi, how was the Antarctic?
01:20:23Did you freeze your butt off?
01:20:25Listen, have I got news for you.
01:20:27Okay, got it, thanks.
01:20:29You call me if you need backup.
01:20:31Right, 10-4.
01:20:33I'm sorry, I'm back.
01:20:37You there?
01:20:39Hello?
01:20:41Hello?
01:20:48Okay.
01:21:14I'm worried a little bit, dear.
01:21:16Hang on a second.
01:21:18Pancake Circus.
01:21:20Yeah, I was wondering if I could speak with Jennifer Cavender.
01:21:22Is she in?
01:21:24She can't come to the phone right now.
01:21:26If you want, I can take a message.
01:21:28Uh, you know when she gets off?
01:21:30Hold on.
01:21:32Jennifer, you here through lunch?
01:21:34Till 4.
01:21:36Try back around 4.
01:21:38Yeah, thanks.
01:21:40Personal phone calls.
01:21:42I can touch you in my heart
01:21:44But I wouldn't give
01:21:46To stay here
01:21:48In this little world of mine
01:21:50If I could know
01:21:52That you would be here
01:21:54Then my world
01:21:56Would be just fine
01:21:58But I wouldn't give
01:22:00For only
01:22:02One more time
01:22:04One more time
01:22:08Just to see you
01:22:10Once again
01:22:12Feel the grass
01:22:14Watch the ocean
01:22:16Taste the sky
01:22:18So blue
01:22:20One more time
01:22:24Just to be with you
01:22:26Again, my friend
01:22:28What I would spend
01:22:30For one more time
01:22:32With you
01:22:34I can hear
01:22:36A sweet voice calling
01:22:38And it brings
01:22:40A sound of rain
01:22:42And I can feel
01:22:44My body falling
01:22:46I can touch
01:22:48The face of pain
01:22:50Without you here
01:22:52I can't express
01:22:54What seems so simple
01:22:56And so plain
01:22:58If I could only have
01:23:00Just one more day
01:23:02With you
01:23:04One more time
01:23:06Just to see you
01:23:08Once again
01:23:10Feel the grass
01:23:12Watch the ocean
01:23:14Taste the sky
01:23:16So blue
01:23:18One more time
01:23:20Just to be with you
01:23:22Again, my friend
01:23:24What I would spend
01:23:26For one more time
01:23:28With you
01:23:36With you
01:23:46You never said goodbye at the bookstore
01:23:48If I didn't know any better
01:23:50I thought maybe you were trying to avoid me
01:23:52Which seems strange
01:23:54Since you were the one who came to see me
01:23:56How did you find me?
01:23:58You weren't, were you?
01:24:00No, you just look kind of busy
01:24:02Well, I was, but I still wanted to see you
01:24:06Is this where you're staying?
01:24:08Yeah, this is it
01:24:10Nice place
01:24:12I think the landlord thinks
01:24:14Weeds are attractive
01:24:16I guess
01:24:18I'm sorry
01:24:20I should have at least said goodbye
01:24:22Hi
01:24:24Hi
01:24:26Again
01:24:28So have you guys had dinner?
01:24:30Me, I haven't even had lunch
01:24:32Really? What a surprise
01:24:35Well, how about dinner?
01:24:37Just the three of us
01:24:39Now?
01:24:41Yeah, now
01:24:43You're asking me
01:24:45You know, a question like that
01:24:47There shouldn't be any hesitation
01:24:49It's like getting on the freeway
01:24:51Yes
01:24:53The sun will shine
01:24:55It'll be alright
01:24:57It's something I just know
01:25:01I'm going home
01:25:05To a place I've never been
01:25:07Though I know it
01:25:09I can see it
01:25:11In my dreams
01:25:13Come on in
01:25:15Can I get your coat?
01:25:17It smells good
01:25:19No, I got it
01:25:21Look, Mom
01:25:23I see
01:25:25You can look, but don't touch
01:25:27It's okay, you can play with those
01:25:29Okay, honey
01:25:31Can't hurt them
01:25:33I was
01:25:35You're pretty confident
01:25:37I knew you'd be hungry
01:25:41I'm sorry you didn't win the award
01:25:43The award
01:25:45I'm sorry you didn't win
01:25:47Maybe next year
01:25:49I was a finalist anyway
01:25:51Above average
01:25:53Congratulations
01:25:55Thank you
01:25:57Would you like some tea?
01:25:59Yeah, that'd be nice
01:26:01Good, I've been good
01:26:03How's Amanda?
01:26:05Amanda's moving to New York
01:26:07She's going to work for Rand House
01:26:09New York?
01:26:11That's a long way away
01:26:13It's too far away
01:26:15Excuse me
01:26:17Sure
01:26:19What you doing?
01:26:25Hey
01:26:27Later
01:26:29She's back?
01:26:31Macaroni and cheese
01:26:33You got mac and cheese in there?
01:26:35Save me a plate
01:26:37I'll save you a plate
01:26:43Bye later
01:26:4515 minutes to half an hour
01:26:47I'll call
01:26:49When?
01:26:51I'll call
01:26:53Sorry
01:26:55Frank
01:26:57Yeah
01:26:59He's still not on medication
01:27:01So?
01:27:03Did you read it?
01:27:05Not yet
01:27:07Well, it's not exactly Moby Dick
01:27:09I know
01:27:11I just thought maybe you should read it
01:27:13Right now?
01:27:15Yeah, now
01:27:17For honey
01:27:19Excuse me
01:27:21Who's going to read us a story?
01:27:25Super Bowl Sunday was always a big deal
01:27:27at the McGiggis house
01:27:29Mr. McGiggis
01:27:31No, you gotta read the title
01:27:33That's right, you guys have this tradition
01:27:35Don't you?
01:27:39Biggest McGiggis
01:27:41And the Super Bowl Comeback
01:27:43By Jack Payne
01:27:45Yeah, me
01:27:47So I guess you figured out the ending then
01:27:51Super Bowl Sunday
01:27:53was always a big deal
01:27:55at the McGiggis house
01:27:57Mr. McGiggis liked to relax
01:27:59in his old recliner
01:28:01and invite a few buddies over
01:28:03to watch the game
01:28:05and Biggis and his friends
01:28:07liked to play two hand touch
01:28:09in the street out front
01:28:11no matter which two teams
01:28:13were playing
01:28:15no matter how old
01:28:17he was
01:28:19Thanks
01:28:35If you would only look
01:28:37inside my heart
01:28:39then maybe it would show
01:28:43how I know
01:28:45we can go so very far
01:28:47if you could only feel
01:28:49the way I feel
01:28:51about you
01:28:53you would know
01:28:57what a dream come true
01:28:59you really are
01:29:01take another look
01:29:03and you'll know
01:29:05what I've been feeling
01:29:09take another look
01:29:11and you'll know
01:29:13what I've been dreaming of
01:29:15and this would be true love
01:29:19oh baby
01:29:21if you could only tell me
01:29:23what it is
01:29:25you need to set you free
01:29:29then imagine
01:29:31what we'd be together
01:29:33if we take
01:29:35one day at a time
01:29:37I just know some way
01:29:39someday we'll find
01:29:41what has been
01:29:43so good will just
01:29:45get better
01:29:47cause when I take a look
01:29:49at the way I feel
01:29:51about you
01:29:53and when I think
01:29:55about how each day
01:29:57would feel without you
01:29:59oh
01:30:01babe that's how
01:30:03I know
01:30:05we'll take it
01:30:07one day at a time
01:30:10we'll make it just say
01:30:12you'll be mine today
01:30:14and anything
01:30:16we face together
01:30:18promising now
01:30:20and forever I'll stay
01:30:22by your side I'll be here
01:30:24each day mystified
01:30:26by you dear
01:30:28one day
01:30:30at a time
01:30:32if we can
01:30:34always share
01:30:36all that we dream
01:30:38we'll make it all
01:30:40come true
01:30:42baby that's
01:30:44what we should do
01:30:46together
01:30:48if we take good and bad
01:30:50put it all together
01:30:52that makes us
01:30:54strong
01:30:56baby that's
01:30:58what we belong
01:31:00baby that's what we belong
01:31:02together
01:31:04we can be anything
01:31:06we dream
01:31:08baby we can be anything it seems
01:31:10we'll just fly
01:31:12away and see what
01:31:14love brings
01:31:16we'll take it one day
01:31:18at a time we'll make it
01:31:20just say you'll be mine
01:31:22today and anything
01:31:24we face together
01:31:26promising now
01:31:28and forever
01:31:30I'll stay by your side
01:31:32I'll be here each day
01:31:34mystified by you dear
01:31:36one day
01:31:38at a time
01:31:40one day
01:31:42at a time
01:31:44one day
01:31:46at a time
01:31:48am I okay with that?
01:31:52I'm a
01:31:54focus
01:31:56rolling? okay