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00:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:24 ♪ Way down south in the land of cotton ♪
00:27 ♪ Old times are a lot forgotten ♪
00:30 ♪ Look away, look away, look away ♪
00:34 ♪ Dixieland ♪
00:35 ♪ I wish I was in Dixie ♪
00:37 ♪ Hooray, hooray ♪
00:38 ♪ In Dixieland I'll take what's mine to live and die ♪
00:40 ♪ In Dixie ♪
00:41 ♪ Away, away, away down south ♪
00:43 ♪ In Dixie ♪
00:44 ♪ Away, away, away down south ♪
00:48 ♪ In Dixie ♪
00:49 - All aboard!
00:50 The steamer Southern Star now sailing for Memphis,
00:55 Vicksburg, Baton Rouge, New Orleans and Cook, Camonga.
01:00 Get your tickets ready.
01:02 Your tickets, sir.
01:03 What? No tickets?
01:05 We'll have no stowaways on this boat, sir!
01:08 (siren blaring)
01:11 Get your tickets ready, gentlemen.
01:13 (siren blaring)
01:14 (clang!)
01:15 (knocking)
01:16 (alarm blaring)
01:19 ♪ ♪
01:24 - Hey, what's up, John?
01:28 - Your ticket, if you please, sir.
01:31 ♪ ♪
01:35 - Ha, ha, ha!
01:37 I've got three queens!
01:39 What have you all got, sir?
01:41 - Four kings.
01:42 - What?
01:43 (explosion)
01:46 I'm Colonel Shuffle,
01:48 the rip-roaring, the sculpting and the sharp-shootingest,
01:51 poker-playingest riverboat gambler
01:53 on the Mississippi!
01:55 Yahoo!
01:57 Is there any one man enough to set the poker game
02:00 with Colonel Shuffle?
02:02 Well, is there?
02:05 (siren blaring)
02:09 - There be.
02:11 - How many chips, sir?
02:15 ♪ ♪
02:18 A hundred bucks' worth, eh?
02:20 (clic!)
02:22 (clic!)
02:23 - Stranger, you don't know what you're in for!
02:27 Ha, ha, ha!
02:29 ♪ ♪
02:34 Ha, ha, ha!
02:36 I've got five aces!
02:38 What have you got, sir?
02:40 - I've got six aces, sir.
02:43 (siren blaring)
02:46 (crash!)
02:47 ♪ ♪
02:49 - If I had four feet and went "hee-haw,"
02:53 what would I be?
02:55 - Why, you'd be a jackass.
02:57 - Choose your weapon!
02:59 - Oh, for me?
03:01 You shouldn't have, sir.
03:03 - No! This is a duel, sir!
03:06 - Remember, take five paces, turn, and fire.
03:10 (cigarette hissing)
03:15 - And the gentleman wins a cigar!
03:18 (coup de feu)
03:19 (chante en anglais)
03:22 ♪ ♪
03:25 ♪ ♪
03:28 ♪ ♪
03:31 ♪ ♪
03:34 ♪ ♪
03:37 ♪ ♪
03:40 (coup de feu)
03:42 (explosion)
03:44 ♪ ♪
03:46 - Hi, hi, hi! What a goon!
03:49 - Why, foe, did you splash me into Mississippi mud?
03:53 (coup de feu)
03:55 (explosion)
03:57 ♪ ♪
04:00 - Henry, Henry, Henry!
04:02 You're just in time for the big show!
04:04 Uncle Tom's cabinet!
04:06 Here you are, sir. One ticket left.
04:08 Here you are. Right this way, sir.
04:10 Right this way.
04:12 ♪ ♪
04:14 (explosion)
04:16 - Hi, hi, hi! What a...
04:18 - Why did you dunk my poor old hide
04:21 in old man river when I bought a low seat?
04:25 (coup de feu)
04:26 - A duck! It's full of water!
04:29 (explosion)
04:31 (coup de feu)
04:33 ♪ ♪
04:37 ♪ ♪
04:41 ♪ ♪
04:44 (explosion)
04:46 ♪ ♪
04:51 (bâillement)
04:53 - Eh! What's cooking, Doc?
04:55 - I seem to feel a terrible quandress, sir.
04:59 Could you cheat your ten spots, sir?
05:01 I'd prefer a profusion of pennies.
05:04 - Are you sure it's a good one?
05:06 Lots of counterfeits around, you know.
05:08 Ah, well, you gotta trust somebody.
05:10 Eh, let's see now.
05:12 A dollar ten, a dollar twenty,
05:15 a dollar twenty-one.
05:17 - Thank you, sir. Keep the change.
05:19 (coup de feu)
05:21 (explosion)
05:23 (explosion)
05:25 (explosion)
05:27 (cri de femme)
05:29 - Oh, you beast! You cad!
05:31 It's getting so a girl can't travel alone
05:33 without two riverboat mashers getting wrecked.
05:35 - Oh, ow! I'm sorry, missy!
05:37 - Oh, I can't move her arm. - Oh, I'm sorry!
05:39 - Oh, mardi, sorry!
05:41 - Ow! - Oh, ouch!
05:43 - Mighty powerful, sorry!
05:45 (coup de feu)
05:47 (explosion)
05:49 (musique de suspense)
05:51 - Oh, kind sir, save me!
05:53 Save me from that horrible beast!
05:56 - What's this? What's this?
05:58 - Here, here, now, missy. I'll save you.
06:01 - Chivalry ain't dead.
06:04 - I can't allow you to molest that little flower of the south.
06:08 Take that, sir!
06:10 (coup de feu)
06:12 - Did he hurt you, honey child?
06:15 - No, I was just terribly, terribly frightened.
06:19 And you're so big and so strong.
06:22 Why, poor helpless little me was just lost till you--
06:25 - Think nothing of it, missy.
06:27 It was a pleasure, I assure you.
06:30 (musique de suspense)
06:32 (coup de feu)
06:34 (coup de feu)
06:36 (coup de feu)
06:38 (explosion)
06:40 - Ah, well, we almost had a romantic ending.
06:43 *Musique de fin*