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00:40 *Bruit de coup de feu*
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01:55 "Food, water."
01:56 "Oh and don't forget rest!"
01:57 "Bow!"
01:59 "Now we're both gonna be goners unless we get to work."
02:02 "Shelter, done."
02:07 "Barry, how's that fire coming along?"
02:10 "Barry?"
02:11 "Keeping our creative minds sharp will keep the rest of us sharp, right Mudberry?"
02:17 "Ouah!"
02:18 "Wow! How do I tell his family?"
02:20 "Oh, looks like they already know."
02:22 "I'm exhausted. Working like crazy and I'm stuck with the laziest man alive."
02:26 "Ugh."
02:27 "Wait!"
02:29 "There's no way I'm sharing with you."
02:31 "No! Those mushrooms are poisonous!"
02:33 "It looks like you might be allergic to poison."
02:37 "Cold water will stop that swelling."
02:40 "I don't need help from you!"
02:42 "Something touched my leg!"
02:46 "Oh wait, it's just your gross hand."
02:47 "Oh, it's nothing."
02:48 "I'm just a little bit tired."
02:50 "Something touched my leg!"
02:52 "Oh wait, it's just your gross hand."
02:54 "Wow, what is this place?"
03:00 "Forgive me if this is rude, but what are you?"
03:07 "Oh, I'm a builder. Also a dreamer, part-time poet, and mostly builder."
03:11 "I see."
03:12 "You bash enemies with your hammer and then build their tombstone with their bones."
03:16 "Uh, no, actually I don't..."
03:19 "Archer friend, fight!"
03:20 "Sure, but I wouldn't exactly call us friends."
03:23 "Co-villagers, maybe?"
03:25 "My mushroom hand! I can't pull the string back!"
03:36 "No!"
03:40 "Barry, you did something!"
03:43 "Oh yeah, I did!"
03:45 "Well, I better do something else!"
03:49 "Huh? Expos can't be set for air defense here?"
03:53 "This place is pretty backward!"
03:55 "Barry, you're not totally useless!"
04:03 "Oh, you..."
04:05 "Hey, mind if I sit?"
04:09 "Doing stuff is even more tiring than sleeping all the time!"
04:12 "I'm a Grand Warden and I'm reduced to taking out the trash."
04:17 "Wait, the shield has a door?"
04:20 "It would be a fire hazard if it didn't."
04:22 "Listen, I'd appreciate it if we didn't tell anyone what you did and what I didn't."
04:30 "Oh, totally! I don't want anyone to know I did anything!"
04:33 "They'll expect me to do stuff all the time!"
04:35 "Actually, you don't mind?"
04:37 "Can you get the door?"
04:39 "I can, but I won't!"
04:42 "Oh!"
04:44 "Oh!"
04:46 "Oh, oh, oh, oh!"
04:49 "Oh, oh, oh, oh!"
04:52 "Oh, oh!"
04:56 "She's the best matchmaker there is!"
05:00 "If she can't find an opponent to attack us, no one can!"
05:04 "You want to be attacked? You need to look vulnerable!"
05:07 "This village is just like my sister with the mustache!"
05:10 "It needs a total makeover!"
05:12 "No, no, no, that's just stupid!"
05:17 "Bah, I bet it comes off a little desperate, like my other sister."
05:20 "I told her that, now we don't talk."
05:22 "Perfect! Not too much, but also, not too much."
05:26 "Oh, it won't be long before you meet the clan of your dreams to attack and rob you."
05:31 "Every troop hopes to be picked for one of the king's decks."
05:38 "And then they dream of being in the battle deck."
05:40 "Not the one the king puts together and never looks at again."
05:43 "Getting there is a long, tough road, and for these rookies, that road begins right here."
05:49 "Some kings, red, pick a deck and stick with it."
06:02 "Not me. I'm always making changes, looking for that one dynamic troop that makes a difference."
06:07 "That's why we're the best, unlike red."
06:10 "You heard me say red, right? I was worried this darned koff covered it."
06:13 "Yeah, I'm in the king's battle deck, but it comes with a lot of stress."
06:24 "Every day, some new hotshot is trying to take my spot."
06:27 "You not only have to maintain, you have to improve."
06:34 "Then maintain the improvement, then improve the maintainment."
06:40 "I'm new, so I worry no one knows me or what I can do."
06:43 "This mask doesn't help, but..."
06:45 "Funny, I've never tried to take it off before."
06:48 "It doesn't come off!"
06:50 "I'm really out here for my kids."
06:53 "I've got Jeremy, he's a skeleton."
06:55 "Marcus, a skeleton."
06:57 "Morland, he's my youngest, also a skeleton."
07:00 "Melanie and James, they're twins, and skeletons."
07:03 "You know, why don't I just bring them out?"
07:06 "I'm so excited!"
07:08 "With only eight spots in a battle deck, tough decisions need to be made."
07:15 "And dreams get shattered."
07:17 "You wanted to see me, sire?"
07:25 "There's no easy way to say this. I'm cutting you from the battle deck."
07:30 "What? But I'm working on some new moves."
07:32 "Not just fireballs, but also fire squares."
07:35 "I need your playbook."
07:36 "This is really the best thing for me."
07:41 "It's a chance for my hands to heal."
07:43 "Throwing fire, I get blisters and..."
07:45 "I made the battle deck!"
07:46 "I've dreamed about this ever since I was found in that gold chest!"
07:49 "What? She steals my spot, now she steals my interview time too?"
07:52 "Tchah!"
07:53 "Training over, and the deck set."
08:05 "All that's left is the test of battle."
08:08 "Hmph."
08:09 "Aaaah!"
08:21 "Ah ah ah ah ah, no no no, no no no."
08:24 "Aaaah!"
08:25 "However, even for those at the peak of success, Clash Royale can prove cruel."
08:33 "We interrupt whatever you were or were not watching with breaking news."
08:37 "Balance changes have just been announced."
08:39 "Bowler's hit points increased by 4%!"
08:42 "Grrr."
08:43 "Skeletons go from 3 to 2!"
08:45 "Uh oh."
08:47 "And there will be a 5% decrease in speed for the bandit."
08:50 "Wait, no! It can't be!"
08:53 "Did that seem slower to you? Like, maybe 5%?"
08:56 "Uh huh, uh huh."
08:57 "Sorry Brandy, but a slow bandit is no bandit. You're out."
09:02 "Yep, back in the battle deck. I knew they'd come begging."
09:05 "Through the fire of battle, one lesson remains clear."
09:09 "Be good, but not so good that people notice and make you less good."
09:14 "Ha ha ha."
09:15 "Good news people, battle clouds are forming."
09:20 "Ha ha, we're being attacked!"
09:25 "We're being attacked!"
09:30 "We're being attacked!"
09:31 "Wow, brutal. Nothing left. Three star defeat."
09:42 "They even got the builder's hut way in the corner."
09:44 "Oh, wasn't it great? Don't you all feel alive again?"
09:49 "I told you I would do it and I did it."
09:56 "Another perfect match."
10:00 "Ah, ok."
10:03 "Wow."
10:04 "Oh, Marcus?"
10:12 "Oh, Marcus?"
10:14 "Oh, oh, oh."
10:17 "Oh, oh, oh."
10:19 "Oh, oh, oh."
10:21 "Oh, oh, oh."
10:23 "Oh, oh, oh."
10:25 "Oh, oh, oh."
10:26 "Oh, oh, oh."
10:29 *Musique épique*