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Short filmTranscript
00:00 [SCREAMING]
00:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04 Come on, come on.
00:05 Oh my god, I feel like I have to shit.
00:07 Oh my god, did I just shit on my baby?
00:10 No, it's more like you babyed on your shit.
00:13 [SCREAMING]
00:16 I've never been cummed inside Raleigh.
00:20 I am a pregnant person.
00:23 Girl.
00:25 It's wild.
00:26 I have a baby dick inside of me.
00:28 The random vagina water.
00:30 It's not piss, it's not sweat, it's just like salad dressing.
00:34 I am a girl.
00:35 I don't know if you're giving me Little Kim or Rachel Dolezal,
00:37 but I'm here for it.
00:38 What?
00:39 Pregnancy makes me crazy horny.
00:41 My nipples look like I melted Tootsie Roll.
00:43 Castor oil might help.
00:44 In my pussy.
00:45 I feel like I could breastfeed the nicks.
00:47 Can you pump and dump shrooms?
00:49 Oh my god, am I over a toilet?
00:51 Completely.
00:52 We are so fucked.
00:57 [SCREAMING]
00:59 Let's turn her over.
01:00 I don't want a doggie style with my baby.
01:02 This is a common birth position.
01:04 Can you move down?
01:05 No, I'm up here.
01:07 OK.
01:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:11 (upbeat music)