• 6 months ago
Brooklyn are you ready?! Jo Koy returns to Netflix with his latest stand-up special, "Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn," on June 4!

Filmed at the historic King's Theatre in Brooklyn, NY Jo Koy in typical style, shares his unfiltered opinions on social media, aging and moving into a new stage of his life - his zaddy phase.


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00:00 Fuck man, everyone's so goddamn serious right now.
00:02 (upbeat music)
00:05 I just wanna laugh.
00:06 I'm at that age now where I just don't give a fuck.
00:09 (audience cheering)
00:11 I'm tired of hanging out with people
00:12 that just always wanna bring you fucking down.
00:14 Bye.
00:15 You know, they just suck the fucking energy out of you.
00:17 (audience cheering)
00:17 There's some of you that don't wanna laugh or respond
00:19 'cause you brought that motherfucker here tonight.
00:20 (audience laughing)
00:22 Now I fall under the category of zaddy.
00:25 Ooh, zaddy.
00:26 Look at you, zaddy.
00:27 I ain't falling for that shit.
00:29 Oh, but I wanna be with zaddy 'cause he'll take care of me.
00:31 You need to take care of fucking zaddy too.
00:34 What happens if we hook up and I forget my CPAP machine?
00:37 I'm laying there, she just, "Cock."
00:38 (audience laughing)
00:40 "Cock."
00:41 You're like, "Zaddy!
00:43 (audience laughing)
00:43 "What's wrong, zaddy?"
00:45 (audience laughing)
00:46 Well, you young fuckers, it's gonna happen.
00:48 Shit's gonna start breaking down.
00:49 I'm lactose intolerant.
00:51 I got sciatica.
00:51 All of a sudden, milk is poison.
00:53 You're gonna start saying some old shit.
00:55 Yo, look at that building, that's neat.
00:56 Here's a PSA for all the young ladies
00:58 if you're at a bar and zaddy walks up to you.
01:01 If he's doing this right here,
01:02 yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03 Oh, really?
01:05 He's not doing that to be cool.
01:07 It's hot.
01:08 And my ball is stuck to my thigh.
01:10 (audience laughing)
01:11 ♪ Too far, too fly, too far ♪
01:13 Humans love to hang out with other humans
01:15 that are having a good time.
01:15 It's infectious.
01:16 It's euphoric.
01:17 The only way you get it is through laughter.
01:19 That's why I tell people, "Laugh."
01:21 It's free.
01:22 Not tonight.
01:25 (audience laughing)
01:27 Tomorrow.
01:28 Remember this shit tomorrow.
01:30 (explosion booms)
01:33 (audience applauding)
01:36 (audience applauding)
01:39 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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