Supernoobs Supernoobs S02 E034 – Grandma Noob
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00:00 *Générique de Super Noob*
00:12 *Bruit de coup*
00:12 *Musique de Super Noob*
00:20 "Now let's do one where we squeeze Theodore tight between us!"
00:23 "Ouh! A son and parents happy face sandwich!"
00:27 "Smile big and glamorous!"
00:29 *Bruit de coup*
00:31 "Anyone notice anything odd about this family portrait?"
00:34 "That Roach looks nothing like his parents!"
00:36 "Or acts like them?"
00:38 "His mom wrote a critique on particle physics."
00:41 "Maybe Roach knows particle physics!"
00:43 "Hey! You have mom's new book!"
00:46 "Cri-ti-que... A par-ti-cal-e-bi... It's a pretty color!"
00:51 "But let's not forget the missing link!"
00:54 "Grandma Roach was."
00:55 "DNA just doesn't lie!"
00:58 "And great news! Today's grandma's visit date from the place where old people live and complain!"
01:04 *Bruit de coup*
01:04 *Générique de Super Noob*
01:05 "Yeah, we gotta go now! Bye!"
01:07 *Bruit de coup*
01:07 *Musique de Super Noob*
01:08 "But grandma Roachmont loves you kids!"
01:12 "And we love her! Sorta."
01:13 "But she thinks Shope is a boy."
01:15 "I'm not!"
01:16 "Pitches my cheeks way too hard."
01:18 "And thinks Kevin is her late ex-husband."
01:20 "It's so cute when she calls you Howard!"
01:23 "Is it?"
01:24 "And she brings us hard candy that she thinks we like, but we really don't."
01:27 "That's what the hard candy spit-up bowl is for!"
01:30 "We gotta go!"
01:31 *Bruit de coup*
01:32 *Musique de Super Noob*
01:32 *Bruit de coup*
01:33 *Musique de Super Noob*
01:33 "Bring her back by 5.30 if she wants to enjoy disco party rave night."
01:38 "Oh, and she watched a bunch of alien movies this morning."
01:42 "Aliens!"
01:44 "So, avoid anything extraterrestrial."
01:47 *Musique de Super Noob*
01:48 *Bruit de coup*
01:48 *Musique de Super Noob*
01:49 *Musique de Super Noob*
01:49 *Musique de Super Noob*
01:50 *Musique de Super Noob*
01:50 *Musique de Super Noob*
01:51 *Musique de Super Noob*
01:51 "I brought candy!"
01:54 *Bruit de coup*
01:54 "Oh no!"
01:55 "Is she... is she..."
01:57 "Napping. She naps a lot more these days."
02:00 "Ok, we're off to yoga, followed by a marathon and then sushi rolling class!"
02:05 "No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
02:07 "We are not granny-sitting again."
02:09 "I'll pay you $20 an hour, let you online order any food you want, and I'll get you all cars when you turn 16."
02:15 "Done!"
02:16 *Musique de Super Noob*
02:17 *Bruit de coup*
02:18 "Oh! Hello."
02:20 "Oh, oh, oh, look! You woke up!"
02:23 "And look how cute you are!"
02:26 *Musique de Super Noob*
02:28 "Howard!"
02:30 "Not Howard, Kevin."
02:33 "Your grandson's friend and not your ex-husband who left you 42 years ago."
02:37 "Oh, you came back for me!"
02:41 "Here you go, sonny."
02:42 *Bruit de coup*
02:42 *Musique de Super Noob*
02:44 "Ok, let's get her upstairs onto an ice bed and flip-flop!"
02:48 *Musique de Super Noob*
02:50 "Alright, the pizza, cupcakes and fruit baskets have been delivered."
02:54 "Are we forgetting anything?"
02:55 "Chocolate fountain arrived!"
02:57 "Howard!"
02:58 "Not Howard."
02:59 "I will not take you back, and I want you out of this house now!"
03:04 *Bruit de coup*
03:06 "Grandma, you're up!"
03:08 "And really, really strong."
03:10 "I feel great, now that I had a nice nap and found my old Bruit!"
03:15 *Musique de Super Noob*
03:17 "Cartwheel time!"
03:19 *Musique de Super Noob*
03:21 "She's really good at cartwheels!"
03:22 "What do we do?"
03:24 "Stay calm!"
03:26 *Musique de Super Noob*
03:27 "Uhh, that's all I got right now."
03:29 "How did this happen?"
03:30 "My paddle balls don't work in other people's!"
03:32 *Musique de Super Noob*
03:34 "Oh, look!"
03:35 "Now my hands are swollen!"
03:38 *Musique de Super Noob*
03:39 "Howard!"
03:40 "Remember when you promised me dinner on the moon?"
03:44 "Once moon travel was possible and someone built a restaurant there?"
03:48 "Not Howard!"
03:50 "Can we ask you what to do now?"
03:52 "Yes, we wait for it."
03:54 "Wait for what?"
03:56 *Bruit de coup*
03:57 "Okay, let's pick her up, get her to the Galacticus and flip-flop!"
04:01 *Musique de Super Noob*
04:05 "It appears that the DNA from Theodore's grandmother so closely resembles his own that she is capable of using his paddle ball."
04:11 "Okay, well, get it out of her!"
04:14 "Not easy, the paddle ball has accelerated her DNA and a paddle ball removal could be disastrous."
04:21 "She can't keep it in!"
04:23 "Oh, oh!"
04:24 "Aliens!"
04:26 "Yes, we are aliens, but we come to Earth with a special message of love and..."
04:32 *Bruit de coup*
04:34 "You'll never take our planet, so I'm taking my kids back!"
04:38 "And you can stay here Howie, since you didn't stay with me!"
04:42 *Bruit de dégât*
04:44 "Wait! We should go back and defeat them!"
04:47 "Or, get you back in the scanner!"
04:50 "You are such a brave young man!"
04:53 "I'm a girl, if you say so mister!"
04:55 "Grandma, you have to watch where you're flying!"
04:58 "I'm flying?"
05:00 *Bruit de coup*
05:02 "Aww, nap time!"
05:05 "Noobs, we are contacting the Benevolent Alliance to investigate Grandma Roach options."
05:11 "Well, hurry it up, 'cause Grandma Roach knows she can fly now!"
05:15 "Well, I'm sorry if we're a little slow after getting beat up by SUPER GRANNY!"
05:19 *Bruit de dégât*
05:20 "What'd I miss?"
05:21 "Uh, oh, you chased the aliens away."
05:24 "And they said they are never coming back to Earth again!"
05:27 "Oh, they better not!"
05:30 *Bruit de dégât*
05:31 "Who's up for a nice walk?"
05:33 *Bruit de dégât*
05:35 "Sir, she's able to use all of his powers, but at the same time it's accelerating her cellular development too rapidly."
05:43 "Ah, she beat the crud out of these losers!"
05:45 "It was a lucky punch!"
05:47 "So we're asking for your advice."
05:49 *Bruit de dégât*
05:51 "It is the recommendation of this alliance that you remove the battle ball from her immediately, and... well, you know."
06:00 "You know what?"
06:02 "Well, she's lived a good long life."
06:04 *Bruit de dégât*
06:05 "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
06:06 "We're talking about Roach's grandma here!"
06:08 "Of course we know!"
06:10 "But this is your fault!"
06:12 "Your battle ball did this, and you should fix it!"
06:15 "You're supposed to be benevolent!"
06:17 "Not feeling the benevolence, dudes?"
06:19 "Fine!"
06:20 "Bring the older Earthling here for a further review."
06:23 "Uh, you want us to bring SUPER GRANNY to you?"
06:27 "Is that a problem?"
06:30 "Ha! I'm not tired, my feet don't ache, and the swelling went down!"
06:35 "What's going on here?"
06:42 "Uh, we're shooting a movie."
06:44 "Ooh! What's it called?"
06:45 "Alien Attack 3. The aliens are back, and attacking."
06:49 "Did he say 'aliens' twice?"
06:51 "And... action!"
06:53 "This planet will soon be ours!"
06:56 "And we must attack it and control it for our leader!"
07:00 "ALIENS!"
07:02 "What's going on? This isn't in the script!"
07:07 "But keep rolling!"
07:10 "I've never felt so alive!"
07:18 "Cue the spaceship! The spaceship!"
07:22 "No, no, no! That spaceship is too small! I said I want it bigger! BIGGER!"
07:27 "Can we afford that?"
07:32 "How are you gonna get her on the ship? She hates aliens!"
07:35 "Yeah, we have an idea. But you're not going to like it."
07:39 "Crona! Is that you?"
07:48 "Howard?"
07:50 "Um... sorry that I left you. And... uh... I miss you."
07:56 "I miss you too."
07:58 "This is good. Oh, this is really good!"
08:01 "Now, what do you say we have that dinner on the moon?"
08:04 "Oh-ho-ho! I thought you'd never ask!"
08:07 "But first you have to grab Tyler's show up on the road so you can get on this moon taxi that's totally not a spaceship!"
08:18 "Cut! Printed! Flip-white!"
08:21 "Cool! This is the moon restaurant!"
08:26 "Yes!"
08:28 "Given the unique situation of this malfunction..."
08:32 "The end, because it's... third of our fault."
08:35 "We have designed a special... uh... brooch for Grandma Roachmont."
08:41 "Cool!"
08:47 "It will no longer give you swollen heads, but will ensure your health for years to come."
08:54 "And until... well, you know."
08:57 "It's beautiful!"
09:00 "Oh no! Is she... is she..."
09:04 "Napping!"
09:06 "Okay, so let's switch my battle ball with the brooch, get her back for disco party rave night, and... flip-white!"
09:14 "Let's get this party jumpin'!"
09:17 "I had such a nice time with you kids today!"
09:21 "You are so cute!"
09:24 "And you are so gonna be fine with that new brooch!"
09:28 "Grandma will be fine, right?"
09:32 "Hey! Let's put some meat in this stew!"
09:36 "And... get it!"
09:38 "Shake your booty butt!"
09:39 "Everybody dance!"
09:41 "Shake your booty butt!"
09:44 "She's gonna be more than fine!"
09:47 "I feel so alive!"
09:50 "Shake your booty butt!"
09:54 [Générique de fin]