Ren Faire Trailer
Ren Faire Trailer - official trailer HD
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00:00 [crackling]
00:01 [music]
00:02 Ole!
00:03 Ole!
00:05 Ole!
00:06 [cheering]
00:07 Every Renaissance fair in the United States
00:10 came into being because they wanted to be like George.
00:13 [thud]
00:14 [cheering]
00:15 He's built this whole thing.
00:16 He's the ruler.
00:17 [thud]
00:18 He's not crazy.
00:19 He's just thinking on a level that you can't comprehend.
00:22 I don't know what's going to happen to it after he's gone.
00:25 [thud]
00:26 Because if he ain't working it, it don't work.
00:28 George is going to destroy it.
00:30 George is going to destroy it.
00:32 The perfect way to go would be have a woman screw me to death.
00:37 And that's my goal.
00:41 Okay.
00:43 [music]
00:45 I'm trying to find somebody to take care of the festival before I die.
00:49 [thud]
00:50 [music]
00:51 [tires screeching]
00:52 I'm trying to play the long game.
00:53 When he dies, George is with me in position to possibly fill in for his shoes.
00:58 [thud]
00:59 [music]
01:00 I just don't think Jeff has what it takes.
01:02 So I want to buy the festival.
01:04 All right, here we go, boys and girls.
01:06 [music]
01:08 I have yet to see a fair successfully handed from one person to another.
01:13 [music]
01:18 When they get their knife out and cut my balls off, I have a reaction.
01:22 [shouting]
01:25 Whoever comes across with the cash gets it.
01:28 All you have to do is make the plan.
01:30 [music]
01:33 It'll be fun.
01:34 [music]
01:37 That's all you got in your bag of tricks?
01:39 Don't ever underestimate me.
01:41 [laughing]
01:43 Jeff fucked me.
01:44 It's just a lie that some idiot posted on social media.
01:48 [laughing]
01:49 They are thick as thieves.
01:51 [shouting]
01:52 What's happening to King of Georgie?
01:54 [shouting]
01:55 Has he gone mad?
01:57 [shouting]
01:59 Are you having a good time?
02:01 Shut the fuck up.
02:03 [gunshot]
02:04 [screaming]
02:07 [laughing]
02:08 [music]
02:19 [silence]