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00:30AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
01:00happen
01:20meow
01:21meow meow
01:26BUM
01:30We're going to die, Batman!
03:00Mary had a little boy, whose neck was in the noose.
03:04For every thing that Mary missed, the Joker lied some to me.
03:09If you live through this, you get one more chance.
03:12Five million, or Tony takes our planet. Now!
03:16Jerry.
03:30THE JOKER
03:45Run a profile on this woman. Her name's Mary Flynn.
03:49Sure. Is she in some kind of trouble?
03:51It's the Joker. And maybe more.
03:54Something about this woman doesn't add up.
03:57I'm going to work on the obstacle course. Run Alfred's training program for me.
04:02Sure thing.
04:12Find anything?
04:13Just questions with no answers.
04:16Try me.
04:18Well, Toby was reported kidnapped to the police four days ago.
04:21Before that, nothing. Didn't go to school. Wasn't even born.
04:25Same goes for Mary. I've got an address on the apartment she just moved into, and that's it.
04:30That's impossible. Nothing else at all?
04:34Not a thing. I don't know if you can save these people, Batman. They're already ghosts.
04:56Oh, man.
04:58Take a break and play a while. Doo-dah, doo-dah.
05:05Guarantee I'll make you smile. Oh, the doo-dah day.
05:12Not now, Pooh. My audience awaits.
05:16After that, we're home free.
05:18Our friend in tights takes the bait, takes a dive, and then we string him up and drop him in the tree.
05:26Any questions?
05:32Yeah, well, boss.
05:34A couple of guys and I were thinking that since we're fighting the bat and all that,
05:38maybe we're not getting paid as much as we should.
05:41Well, now you're working for Mr. J, you chowderhead.
05:44You'll do what he says and take what he gives and hope it is not a bullet.
05:52Baby, you're the best.
05:57I'm sorry.
05:58I'm sorry.
05:59I'm sorry.
06:00I'm sorry.
06:01I'm sorry.
06:02I'm sorry.
06:03I'm sorry.
06:04I'm sorry.
06:05I'm sorry.
06:06I'm sorry.
06:07I'm sorry.
06:08I'm sorry.
06:09I'm sorry.
06:10I'm sorry.
06:11I'm sorry.
06:12This isn't what you think, Batman.
06:41The Joker's after you.
06:42He's got...
06:43He took my...
06:44Toby?
06:45Yes, Toby.
06:46My son.
06:47He took my son.
06:48He says he'll kill him unless I can pay him five million.
06:49I don't have that kind of money.
06:50Are you sure he has the boy?
06:51He sent me this.
06:52Said if I didn't believe him, he would send... would...
06:53Oh, no.
06:54Take it.
06:55Take it.
06:56Take it.
06:57Take it.
06:58Take it.
06:59Take it.
07:00Take it.
07:01Take it.
07:02Take it.
07:03Take it.
07:04Take it.
07:05Take it.
07:06Take it.
07:07Take it.
07:08Take it.
07:09Take it.
07:11Take this.
07:13Press the button if you're ever in trouble.
07:24Any evidence that Mary could come up with five million dollars?
07:27No way.
07:28That's insane.
07:29Joker's insane, but not stupid.
07:31He must know something about Mary we don't.
07:34So what do we do?
07:35We play along until we get to the bottom of this.
07:38The transmitter you gave Mary last night.
07:40It's coming from Gotham Bridge.
07:42Right.
08:00Then, my dear, you're about five million dollars short of your motherhood.
08:07Yeah.
08:10No!
08:16Hey!
08:17Batman!
08:18Batman!
08:36Look out, Mary!
08:38Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
08:42Catch the Joker or save the boy.
08:45Aye, there's the run.
08:47No!
08:48Batman, save him!
09:18Oh, Batman, you saved my little booby trap.
09:21I don't know how I could ever thank you.
09:24You blind as your namesake, do-gooder moron.
09:29Say goodnight, Batsy.
09:33Careful, Harley.
09:34You'll kill him.
09:36But...
09:37But nothing.
09:38You're my henchmen.
09:39You catch him, I kill him.
09:41Less wench, more hench, you molly-coddling little twit.
09:45Nobody kills the Bat but me.
09:48Like so.
09:53Harley!
09:54A little help here, slugger.
09:58Oh, so now he wants my help.
10:00Less wench, he says.
10:01More hench, he says.
10:03You're on your own, Puddin'.
10:07That Harley won't kill poor you.
10:10Can't kill without you.
10:12You're not helping, Harley.
10:15No can do, Mr. J.
10:17Send me a postcard from Arkham.
10:43Give me your hand.
10:45Seems like old times, eh, Bats?
10:47You, me, a vat of chemicals?
10:58You're slipping, Joker.
11:03All right, Bats.
11:04I'll take care of you.
11:05I'll take care of you.
11:06I'll take care of you.
11:07I'll take care of you.
11:09Oops.
11:11All right, Bats.
11:12You win.
11:35Mr. J.
11:36I...
11:37I'm through.
11:48Murderer.
11:49Harley.
11:50No.
11:51Leave me alone.
11:52I'm through.
11:57No more love.
11:58No more crime.
11:59No more nothing.
12:01I'm through.
12:08I'm through.
12:20Brainchild of renowned scientist Isaac Evers,
12:23Liquid Promethium has been over four years in the making.
12:27Though originally developed for industrial applications,
12:29it wasn't long before Evers discovered the compound's medicinal qualities.
12:34Promethium represents a new hope for cryogenic research.
12:37Restoring life to people frozen in time.
12:52Hope is death.
12:57Any news on Harley?
12:58Still nothing.
12:59She hasn't left Funnybone's warehouse since that night on Gotham Bridge.
13:02She's acting like the Joker's really... dead.
13:05Keep a close eye on her.
13:06There's more to this.
13:10Wait, Batman.
13:11Look at this.
13:12What do you have?
13:13The security system at Gotham Industrial Research.
13:16The cameras are failing in sequence, like a blockout traveling from room to room.
13:20Gotham Industrial uses heat imaging.
13:22That's not darkness.
13:23That's cold.
13:32Show me Isaac Evers, or nobody gets out of here alive.
13:48Hope, Mr. Evers, will never warm cold blood.
13:52Only wrath.
13:53Only wrath.
13:54Only wrath.
13:55Only wrath.
13:56Only wrath.
13:57Only wrath.
13:58Only wrath.
13:59Only wrath.
14:00Only wrath.
14:01Only wrath could even stir it.
14:04Why did you send me this video?
14:06I don't know what you're talking about.
14:09Batman, kill him!
14:31BATMAN
15:02Are you all right?
15:08I guess I'll live.
15:11Freeze had a videotape in his hand.
15:13He didn't seem happy about it.
15:15A publicity tape for Prometheum.
15:17I've got no idea how that frozen madman got a hold of it.
15:21Freeze will try again.
15:22Go someplace safe.
15:24I'll move everything to my private laboratory in the basement.
15:27It's got tighter security.
15:29Tight enough to stop Freeze.
15:31I've got a grant from the Wayne Foundation.
15:34I can afford the best.
15:46Why would Evers lie to you?
15:48Maybe he's trying to hide the real source of his money.
15:51Let's take a look at his financial records.
15:53Sure, but I won't be able to access them remotely.
15:56I'd need access to Gotham Industrial's data center.
15:59That can be arranged.
16:13All right, I'm inside.
16:16Great. There should be three main data hubs.
16:19If you deactivate the locks on each one, I can try to hack Evers' files.
16:27Shit!
16:37Batman, are you all right?
16:39I'm fine. What do you have on Evers?
16:41He just entered his cold storage vault carrying some kind of disk.
16:46He must have hidden himself inside.
16:48In cold storage?
16:49Yeah. He's out of the icebox and into the Arctic.
16:52If you don't get there soon, he'll freeze to death.
16:57This office is a horrible place to work.
17:13Batman, I've got some news on Evers.
17:15The source of his money?
17:17Maybe. It's a strange story.
17:19He stopped getting federal funding about a year ago.
17:22Promethium could be an invaluable medicine for the cryogenically frozen,
17:25but it's far too unstable.
17:27Unstable? How?
17:29I'm not sure, but unstable enough for the government to think it's dangerous.
17:32Here's where it gets interesting.
17:34After that, every rise in Evers' budget followed a successful bank job by the Joker.
17:38Joker was funding Promethium research?
17:40He's done stranger things.
17:42Not without a punchline.
17:44Keep me updated.
17:48Isaac?
17:56Isaac Evers vanished. Check the security cameras.
18:00Sure. Did he leave a computer disk behind?
18:19Where's Isaac Evers?
18:23Isaac's gone.
18:30It seems the good doctor was making bad medicine.
18:41The burning! The burning!
18:46Help me!
18:52No!
18:58No!
19:22No!
19:53Huh?
19:57Who's there?
20:22Who's there?
20:46I found the transmitter you gave Harley when she was wrapped up in her mariac.
20:49Somebody tagged it on the mayor,
20:51and I just saw him pay some Trenchcoat heavy a big stack of cash.
20:55Mayor Hill? What's he buying?
20:57How did he get the transmitter?
20:59I'm not sure.
21:01Wait. Trenchcoat just got on a northbound L train.
21:04I'm tailing him.
21:06Oh. Oh no, Batman!
21:08I need backup, now!
21:10They're... they're not even human!
21:20Whoa!
21:28You okay?
21:32Let's go.
21:50He's not stopping.
21:52Smoke him out.
22:20No!
22:33How does Harley know about this?
22:35I don't know. She was nowhere in sight.
22:37Just the transmitter you gave her.
22:39From the look of the thugs on the train, I'd say Poison Ivy's behind this.
22:43Maybe Harley planted the transmitter to lead us to the crime.
22:46But why?
22:49That will be okay.
23:05Whoa.
23:06You find something?
23:08Yes.
23:09Botanical?
23:10Not your average houseplant, but yeah.
23:12Do you think it could survive inside a human stomach?
23:14It's got a pretty thick hide.
23:16Do you think the mayor ate?
23:18Oh, gross!
23:21He's gone to what's left of Gotham Chemical.
23:24Try to figure out what Harley's role is in all of this.
23:27I'm going after the mayor.
23:36Batman, I'm getting seismic activity from around the chemical factory.
23:40What's going on?
23:41It's the plants.
23:43Poison Ivy's vines are rebuilding Gotham Chemical underground.
23:46Any news from Harley?
23:48Nothing yet. I'll let you know if I find anything.
24:01Talk to me about Poison Ivy.
24:04She's put these things in our stomachs.
24:07If we don't feed them her special plant food, they get hungry
24:11and start looking for something else to eat.
24:14That's what you were buying?
24:16Plant food. Just plant food.
24:19But if we don't do what she says, we don't get it.
24:22And if we don't get her plant food, we become it.
24:25Who's we?
24:26Politicians. Businessmen.
24:29She's blackmailing us for money and power.
24:32I need to make my payment.
24:44Stop!
25:00Batman, I talked to Harley.
25:02What did she have to say?
25:04You were right. She was using her transmitter to lead us to Ivy.
25:07Why?
25:08She says she's scared.
25:10She knows too much about Ivy and doesn't want to end up on the pushing end of the daisy.
25:14Why would Ivy want to hurt her?
25:16Because Ivy came to Harley for help with Gotham Chemical, and Harley refused.
25:20So now Harley knows a few things she shouldn't.
25:23For example?
25:24Electricity. It's Ivy's weakness.
25:27The schematics show Ivy's plants are completely intertwined with the electrical system.
25:31If you get to the main power breaker, you can flatten the whole garden in one blow.
25:35Where's the breaker?
25:37In the back of the sub-basement.
25:39All right. Keep an eye on Harley.
25:41Are you going to trust her?
25:42Not at all.
25:43But she's the closest thing we have to a lead.
25:52I know it's not enough, but...
25:54You disappoint me, Mayor Hill.
25:57One drop of this could have cured your bellyache for good.
26:01But since you insist on trying to cheat me...
26:10Ivy.
26:11Batman.
26:13My babies!
26:43No!
27:06Make sure everybody on Ivy's list gets treated.
27:10Thank goodness. You saved us.
27:13Thank goodness. You saved us.
27:36The Joker's men are sending firebomb toys through the abandoned gas pipes.
27:40Those pipes trace the entire city.
27:42They're starting to burn down.
27:44I'll figure that out after we've destroyed the toys.
27:47We have to flood the pipes.
27:49How?
27:50The fire sprinkler system.
27:52I'll join the pipes between it and the old gasworks.
27:55What can you tell me about the plumbing?
27:57The gaswork pipes are painted yellow.
27:59The water pipes are blue.
28:01There should be a central pillar you can use to connect them.
28:04There are three levers that control the rotation.
28:06You'll need to pull them all.
28:08There are a set of flywheels you'll need to find to start the water pumping.
28:14Batgirl, the pipes are connected. Why isn't the water pumping?
28:17Let me check. It looks like somebody closed off the valve.
28:20Where?
28:21The pressure station at the top of the pipes.
28:24Isaac Evers?
28:26Please, don't hurt me. I didn't want it to go this far.
28:29You. This is your show.
28:32You're the one trying to burn down the city.
28:35No, not the city. I didn't want to hurt anybody.
28:39It's a little too late.
28:41I'm sorry.
28:42It's not too late.
28:44It's not too late.
28:46It's not too late.
28:48It's not too late.
28:50The city? I didn't want to hurt anybody.
28:53It's a little late for that.
28:56It was an insurance scam.
28:58I just wanted to burn down Gotham Industrial.
29:01After Freeze destroyed my lab, I tried to collect for the damage,
29:04but I couldn't without revealing the names of my financial backers.
29:08And you couldn't do that because the Joker was funding you, so you decided to burn it all.
29:13You hired the Joker's men and used the Joker's toys to throw the cops off their trail.
29:16It was all I had left to do.
29:18The clowns stopped listening to me.
29:20I can't control them anymore.
29:22They tied me up. They were trying to burn down the whole city.
29:25I swear, I never wanted to hurt anybody.
29:31Sure, he didn't know the gun was loaded.
29:35He was going to have a lot of time to think about it at Stonegate.
29:39By the time I had dragged him outside,
29:41Gordon was waiting for me on the roof with half the GCPD behind him.
29:45Batman, what's going on here?
29:47Get some rides up there!
29:49Come on! Come on!
29:51Batman! Stay where you are! Hands in the air!
29:55Get in!
30:14Batgirl, I need backup. Bring the Batmobile.
30:18Batgirl.
30:20Almost there.
30:26Don't move. Lie on the ground and place your hands behind your head.
30:30You have five seconds to comply.
30:32Five, four, three, two, one.
30:47Ah.
31:10To the Batcave.
31:18And where does that leave us?
31:20A stolen blimp. The gasworks.
31:23I'm framed for injuring the one man on the police force who believes in me.
31:27Isaac Evers and Promethean somehow in the middle of it all.
31:30There has to be some connection.
31:33Harley Quinn. She's been in on this the whole time.
31:39Batman, where are you going?
31:41Funnybones Warehouse.
31:42What are you looking for?
31:43I don't know.
31:45Every cop in the city is looking for you.
31:47Every cop in the city is looking for Batman.
31:50He's not going.
32:46Batman!
32:54What did you find?
32:55The only thing I know for sure is that the Joker's not dead.
32:58And if I don't find him soon, he'll be the only person in Gotham who's not.
33:04Batman, the Joker's blimp is over the old gasworks.
33:08Then it's starting.
33:09What is?
33:10The Joker's death and everything since has been part of something bigger.
33:14Some kind of big twisted joke.
33:18How? Why?
33:20I intend to find out.
33:34JOKER
33:52Joker.
33:54Heck of a joke, huh, Bats?
33:57Hilarious. What's the punchline?
34:00Some detective is the joke.
34:03I'm not dead, and Gotham is.
34:07The punchline? It's all your fault, Batsy.
34:14The blimp. The Promethean. It was all you.
34:17That was me, but small potatoes.
34:21I needed help if I wanted to murder a whole city.
34:25Harley.
34:26Sure. Harley had you wrapped around her little... whatever.
34:32But I needed more. That's where you came in.
34:35The gasworks.
34:37Ooh, good work with that one, Bats.
34:39Opening those pipes did wonders for this little burning-down Gotham idea I've been kicking around.
34:45And poison, either.
34:47Ha! I've met yams with a higher IQ than that, wenchtable.
34:51It's the quietest way I could make as much Joker toxin as I needed.
34:56And the Promethean?
34:58Well, that's the burning question, isn't it?
35:01I believe I can answer best with a small demonstration.
35:04Boys, show our rodent friend why Promethean and Joker toxin are two great deaths that kill great together.
35:16Ah, Batsy old chump. Back again.
35:20You can't erase all your hard work now. It's all flames and giggles from here on out.
35:26Specially for you, Bats. Show him what for, fatty.
35:35Batman, you need to reverse the gaswork pipes now.
35:38There's nothing we can do once the gas gets out into the city.
35:41The shutoff valve is blocked by about 500 pounds of clown, and twice that in explosives.
35:47If you can work your way around the side, you can get in through the back.
35:59Oh, no, no! No fair!
36:04Somebody kill the Bat! I'll take care of Gotham!
36:08Myself.
36:17Oh, no.
36:47Oh, no.
37:18Backplane, to my coordinates.
37:33Well, if it isn't my tenacious little rodent friend.
37:37You're too late, Bats.
37:39The autopilot's already set for a fiery, laugh-riot landing.
37:43And pow!
37:47Oh, no.
38:17Ah...
38:37You're going to Arkham.
38:40In a coffin or not at all.
38:43Oh, well. Kill and the world dies with you.
38:46Die, and you laugh alone.
39:13No!
39:43No!
40:13Hee hee hee hee hee...
40:16What?
40:40Commissioner.
40:41Batman. Thanks for coming.
40:43I wanted to apologize.
40:45I found Harley's fingerprints on the Batarang that hit me.
40:48Good.
40:49It's funny. I somehow feel safer knowing the Joker's alive.
40:53A living lunatic is at least human.
40:56But dead? He's the stuff that nightmares are made of.
40:59How did you know?
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