• l’année dernière
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00:00 Today in GTA 5 everything is on sale for one cent and the new one of one alien car just got released
00:06 It's my goal to buy it. Okay, we got our car
00:09 We just drive downtown and then we go and buy the very special alien car. It sounds like an absolute
00:17 Lovely. Oh boy. What is this?
00:20 Slow it down everybody! Hey maniac! You stop over there!
00:26 Who does this guy think he is? I need to get to downtown. I need to get to downtown, please.
00:30 Yeah, sure you need to get to downtown. You know who else needs to get to downtown?
00:34 Get out of the way! What is that guy doing? Hey, relax!
00:37 Everyone's going crazy here! Get out!
00:39 Okay, search my car, buddy. Search the car, please. Do whatever. Stay calm! Stay calm!
00:46 I'm gonna be tasering it! Okay, I'm ready! Mr. Officer, please. Search the car.
00:53 Yeah, did you notice that we've been kind of invested by aliens?
00:57 Yes, I noticed. Just check my car and please let me pass.
01:02 Okay, let me check your car. What do I see over there? I think that's an alien egg, mister.
01:08 You just said that you didn't know. Oh man, you are busted!
01:13 I can see an alien egg over here and I'm gonna give you a fine for that.
01:17 That's about 100 bucks! You're gonna give me a fine? I didn't know!
01:21 No one said that was illegal! You better pay up, buddy!
01:24 How much is it? It's one cent. Oh, okay, here you go.
01:28 Wait! Stop! There's a UFO above your head! Look, there's a UFO!
01:32 Aliens! Aliens! There's more aliens, guys! Oh no, I can see the car being pulled up!
01:39 Wait, is it? Oh, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is bad!
01:42 What just happened? Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna be in panic mode.
01:45 I'm just gonna be freezing. I need to get another car.
01:47 Freezer! Freezer! Oh! Can I buy your car for one cent? Yes, please.
01:52 Well, this is your apocalypse taxi! Okay, then just give me a ride to downtown.
01:59 Oh, yeah, I'll give you a ride. What's your name?
02:03 My name is Kwebbelkop. Just give me a ride already. Just call me K.
02:07 My name is your best friend. Okay, how much for the ride to downtown?
02:11 My first name's "Your", my middle name's "Best" and my last name's "Friend".
02:16 Okay, all right, that sounds great. Now give me the ride already.
02:19 I've been preparing for this day, and I've got this big-ass gun.
02:24 Okay, all right. And, you know, so you take the ride, and I'll be your passenger.
02:31 Okay, sure, that sounds good. Do I then have to pay you, or is this free?
02:34 Yeah, you gotta pay me a cent. Okay, all right, all right.
02:37 One cent, that's not a problem. Give me that, see you later, boys.
02:40 Let's go to downtown. Yeah, buddy.
02:42 Mr. Best, my friend, whatever your name was. Yeah, get it right, your best friend.
02:47 Your best friend, your best friend. Yeah, I should just hire you to be my driver.
02:52 We can rule the city. Yeah, perfect, of course.
02:55 Tag team taxi drivers. What are we doing here exactly?
02:58 We're gearing up because we gotta get some more artillery for the city.
03:03 Wait, there's a lot of aliens in this city?
03:06 Man, you haven't been down there like I've been down there.
03:09 I've been working all day, 9 to 5. Okay, all right.
03:13 No, I was on holiday. Trust me on this, buddy.
03:15 I was actually just chilling, but that's fine. I'm your best friend, I wouldn't lie.
03:19 Okay, all right, perfect. All right, stop for Lucille.
03:22 Hi, Lucille. Hey, buddy.
03:25 We're back. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:28 Hey, Larry. Hey, guys, what's up?
03:31 Hi, Larry. Welcome. I need to get to downtown.
03:34 Yeah, get in. We're just testing your car. All right.
03:37 You buy your parts. I'm going to buy this jet real quick.
03:40 Yeah. All right. Welcome to my yard sale, boys.
03:43 Hi. What do you want? What do you want?
03:45 The jet, probably. Yeah, okay, cool, cool.
03:49 Look around there, buddy. You might want some other stuff.
03:53 Yeah. Come here. I just really want the jet.
03:56 I'm selling bombs. You want some?
03:59 Actually, I'm buying some bombs. My name is Billy Boom.
04:02 Hi, Billy Boom. That sounds actually really cool.
04:04 Can I have like one? Just grab it.
04:07 Wait, you're selling donuts? I'm selling donuts.
04:11 Okay. What is this place?
04:15 I'm just buying a bunch of stuff because why not?
04:18 I'm buying some stuff. Yeah, you can have a coffee. That's fine.
04:24 All right. Okay.
04:29 All right, Jordy.
04:32 Don't you think you got enough gun and horsepower?
04:36 I just want to make sure I've got everything.
04:38 You better give me that rope, boy. That's my rope.
04:42 Don't get involved in those games.
04:44 Why are you still? Okay. Oh, my goodness.
04:46 Those are prison games. Is this going to be your jet or mine?
04:49 Yeah, this is my jet. I'm just cleaning it out.
04:51 Last guy, he had some McDonald's in here.
04:53 It's just stinking it up.
04:56 I'm really feeling some McDonald's today.
04:59 Yeah, that's dangerous.
05:02 Okay. Perfect.
05:04 Well, I think I'm ready. I think I'm prepared to fight aliens.
05:08 All right. Well, then just hop in your jet.
05:10 Pay the man a cent. Let's get out of here.
05:13 All right. Let me buy this jet. Thank you very much.
05:15 Give me the money. Give me the money.
05:17 Give me the money. Yeah. One cent for the jet.
05:19 Yeah. One cent for the jet.
05:21 Put my hand there in the middle of my palm.
05:23 Yeah. Right there. Yeah.
05:25 You already have it in your hand.
05:27 Let me count it. Let me count it. One cent.
05:29 Yeah. One cent is one cent.
05:31 Enjoy the jet.
05:33 Easy peasy.
05:35 Make sure to put on your helmet.
05:37 You went on radio.
05:39 Don't worry about it.
05:41 You're on radio 69.3.
05:43 Your best friend. Are you ready?
05:45 Oh, you're already taking off your best friend.
05:47 I'm already going. Let's go, buddy.
05:49 Okay. Your best friend.
05:51 I'm your best friend.
05:53 Let's go fight some aliens.
05:55 I think I smell the aliens.
05:57 I'm pretty sure those are some aliens.
05:59 Let me just shoot them out of the air.
06:01 What the heck?
06:03 We already got shot.
06:05 You aliens, get out of there.
06:07 I am not an alien, you idiot.
06:09 You just blew up my jet.
06:11 You owe me a cent.
06:13 Oh, you alien boy. Get over here.
06:15 Oh, there you are.
06:17 Listen, I'm not an alien.
06:19 Oh, you're not?
06:21 And you just killed my best friend.
06:23 Or your best friend.
06:25 Oh, yeah. I got bad news for you.
06:27 I thought I was going to kill you, but you're still alive.
06:29 That's pretty nice.
06:31 You are an absolute idiot for shooting me down.
06:33 You calling me an idiot, boy?
06:35 I've been preparing for this alien invasion for 20 years.
06:37 I'm going to shoot your ass.
06:39 So you've got some gear on you.
06:41 Yeah, I've got some really cool gear.
06:43 Look at that.
06:45 Can you at least sell me something?
06:47 I need to get to downtown, all right?
06:49 I can sell you anything.
06:51 Are you okay?
06:53 Your face looks a little bit...
06:55 Strange.
06:57 That's kind of what happens to your face
06:59 when you've been preparing for 20 years for some aliens, boy.
07:01 Okay, that makes sense.
07:03 So, what you want?
07:05 You want some cool alien gadgets?
07:07 Yes, please.
07:09 Yes? Okay, well, how much money you got, Squid?
07:11 Um, I've got enough.
07:13 Plenty of cents.
07:15 You sure? Because this stuff is high price.
07:17 I've been collecting this for 20 years,
07:19 which is a pretty long time.
07:21 Just give me something.
07:23 Okay, you know what?
07:25 I think I've got the right thing for you, boy.
07:27 Just give me something.
07:29 Yeah, get me something out of my truck.
07:31 My red truck. I love my big red truck.
07:33 That's really nice.
07:35 I think this is what you're looking for.
07:37 Wait, is this the...
07:39 Whoa, sorry.
07:41 I'm pretty crazy, boy.
07:43 Okay, I'm giving you a little alien suit.
07:45 If you put it on, you're going to be looking just like an alien.
07:47 Okay, all right.
07:49 You look great, buddy.
07:51 Okay, that looks actually pretty awesome.
07:53 I look like a real alien right now.
07:55 Okay, now don't eat me, because, yeah,
07:57 this is dangerous stuff. Don't play around with me, man.
07:59 Okay, okay, okay.
08:01 Good luck with your adventure, boy.
08:03 Thank you. We've got our alien suit now.
08:05 We just need to find a way to get to downtown.
08:07 Um, maybe we can...
08:09 catch another ride.
08:11 I see something down there.
08:13 Is that aliens?
08:15 Join in over here, buddy.
08:17 Wait, they have a redneck accent, aliens?
08:19 Yeah.
08:21 Wow, this is nice.
08:23 Leave some for me.
08:25 What? They're eating humans.
08:27 Beep boop, aliens.
08:29 Hello, nice to meet you, fellow Martians.
08:31 Beep boop, beep boop.
08:33 Hi.
08:35 You look like some human.
08:37 How are you, Mr. Alien?
08:39 Uh, well, okay.
08:41 Just want to eat the feet.
08:43 I want to eat the feet.
08:45 I want to eat the feet.
08:47 You want to eat the feet with me?
08:49 Mr. Aliens, I noticed you have a nice car here.
08:51 Can I buy it from you?
08:53 No, it's worth nothing to us.
08:55 Okay, I'll give you one cent then.
08:57 Oh, what is this scent?
08:59 That must be so valuable.
09:01 Yeah, it's super valuable.
09:03 Ah, perfect.
09:05 Okay, this disguise is actually working great.
09:07 Perfect.
09:09 Now we just need to get to downtown.
09:11 Whoa.
09:13 What is that? Are they chasing us?
09:15 Wait, they have smell too?
09:17 I need alien perfume.
09:19 He's an imposter.
09:21 Oh boy, the aliens are onto me.
09:23 I need to drive fast.
09:25 I need to drive quick.
09:27 This alien car is pretty nice, actually.
09:29 It is.
09:31 Why didn't we sell it to him for a cent?
09:33 Oh, the weather.
09:35 I hate the weather on this planet.
09:37 Okay, we're in downtown now.
09:39 Are there more meteorites falling down?
09:41 This is actually pretty bad.
09:43 I think we should get some cover.
09:45 This is a perfect spot.
09:47 I don't see anything, so let's just keep on going.
09:49 Oh my goodness, what is that?
09:51 Okay, well, we got a tunnel here.
09:53 Whoa. Stop right there, buddy.
09:55 Oh, hello.
09:57 What are you?
09:59 You look like an alien to me.
10:01 Are you an alien?
10:03 No, I am a human.
10:05 Are you sure that you're a human?
10:07 Oh, okay.
10:09 Let me sniff you real quick.
10:11 Don't look at my muscles, man.
10:13 You can sniff me if you want.
10:15 You look like you just came from outside.
10:17 I was going out there. I've been inside for three months.
10:19 Okay, yeah.
10:21 Outside was great.
10:23 I was hearing some booms and some squeaks
10:25 and some aliens and other stuff.
10:27 Yeah, there are some meteorites falling down
10:29 and there's an alien invasion.
10:31 Alien? Oh, yeah.
10:33 I almost forgot.
10:35 I'm going to find those meteorites.
10:37 I'm going to fight them.
10:39 You know what? Yeah, you just go over there to my friends.
10:41 I'm going to be fighting those meteorites. No worries.
10:43 You go fight the meteorites.
10:45 Hi, friends.
10:47 Those are our other friends.
10:49 They died.
10:51 We got a nuke over here. It's a pretty cool nuke.
10:53 Don't touch it.
10:55 It's a nuke.
10:57 Don't touch it.
10:59 How about you don't set off the nuke
11:01 before I get my alien car?
11:03 Why are you smoking next to this bomb?
11:05 Hey, buddy.
11:07 Honey, you are hideous.
11:09 What?
11:11 Why did you just say that?
11:13 That's so mean.
11:15 He smells awful.
11:17 You want a cigarette, boy?
11:19 You're all so weird.
11:21 This is very dangerous, whatever you're doing here.
11:23 My daughter, she lost her feet to them aliens.
11:25 I can't feel my feet right now.
11:27 Oh, my goodness. She actually lost her feet.
11:29 I'm so sorry for your feet loss.
11:31 I'm taking your car, buddy.
11:33 I'm going to be fighting those aliens.
11:35 Look at my muscles. I'm going to get them.
11:37 I'm taking your car, buddy.
11:39 I don't care what you say.
11:41 You're not getting a ride.
11:43 I'm just going to go fight aliens.
11:45 Fight aliens.
11:47 This guy.
11:49 Oh, my gosh.
11:51 He's ex-military.
11:53 He thinks he can just fight the world and be his own person.
11:55 I knew that would happen one day.
11:57 How about this?
11:59 Could you sell me the truck for a cent?
12:01 Well, you know, I'm ex-military, too.
12:03 I could help you out a little bit.
12:05 My daughter,
12:07 she used to work at the McDonald's,
12:09 but as you've seen her feet,
12:11 they're not working.
12:13 One cent it is, right?
12:15 Let's go do this.
12:17 Perfect. Wait.
12:19 It's going to be two cents.
12:21 Whoa, whoa, whoa, granny.
12:23 I'm going to get up top.
12:25 How about we're driving to the dealership right now.
12:27 And then you just blow them all up.
12:29 Yeah, that sounds like a plan.
12:31 I haven't been in this position in 30 years.
12:33 Well, the dealership should be right over here,
12:35 around the corner.
12:37 Oh, my God.
12:39 You didn't put bullets in it?
12:41 Did you not buy bullets, honey?
12:43 Granny.
12:45 Oh, my God.
12:47 Stay in the car.
12:49 Yeah, I got to stay in the car.
12:51 I'll stay in here.
12:53 Okay, perfect. Beep boop, aliens.
12:55 I smell like humans. Beep boop.
12:57 Beep bop bop.
12:59 I just ate a human,
13:01 so I smell like humans. I'm an alien.
13:03 Boss, we have a new customer.
13:05 I would like to buy
13:07 cars as an alien.
13:09 He smells great.
13:11 Send him in.
13:13 Oh, my goodness.
13:15 Right here.
13:17 Stop there. Let me smell you.
13:19 I'm not going to move. Don't worry about it.
13:21 Okay, I need to test you.
13:23 You go into the bath.
13:25 No, go into the bath.
13:27 Go into the bath on the left.
13:29 I want to make sure you're the real deal.
13:31 We've had a lot of impostors recently.
13:33 I will take an alien bath, of course.
13:35 Okay, jump into the bath then.
13:37 Prove it.
13:39 I have the same bath at home.
13:41 He can barely sit there.
13:43 He doesn't know how to get into the bath properly.
13:45 I'm not that suspicious.
13:47 I am bathing.
13:49 That's not him.
13:51 I got caught.
13:53 No, the aliens.
13:55 Oh, snap.
13:57 I'm sorry.
13:59 Stop trying to shoot me.
14:01 He's an impostor.
14:03 I'm panicking. What do I do?
14:05 I should be able to take this guy out.
14:07 He is full of groove.
14:09 This is really bad.
14:11 There are some aliens outside too.
14:13 This is a good day.
14:15 I should just take the alien car.
14:17 It's right there.
14:19 I can smell them a mile away.
14:21 Destroy.
14:23 Where is he?
14:25 I'm out of ammo.
14:27 Get over here.
14:29 Get over here.
14:31 Wait.
14:33 Wait a second.
14:35 I have something to tell you.
14:37 I'm tired.
14:39 I have something to tell you.
14:41 I'm not an alien myself.
14:43 I'll prove it to you.
14:45 You're going to take a bath for me then?
14:47 Yes, I'm going to take a bath.
14:49 You're not an alien yourself.
14:51 They forced me.
14:53 They forced me.
14:55 Take a bath.
14:57 I'm sorry.
14:59 You're a neon person.
15:01 I went to Burning Man one weekend.
15:03 I just woke up.
15:05 That's fine.
15:07 That's fine.
15:09 Why is there a family in the car?
15:11 They're my family.
15:13 They brought me to Nevada.
15:15 Jordi is a nightmare.
15:17 What do you want from me?
15:19 I'll buy this car from you for a cent.
15:21 If you give me a cent, I'll give it to you.
15:23 I just want to talk to you about my trauma.
15:25 It's just awful being an alien.
15:27 I need a break.
15:29 I need a break.
15:31 Just take the car.
15:33 Just remember me.
15:35 I'm selling tickets as well to Burning Man next year.
15:37 Perfect.
15:39 Do you want to come with me?
15:41 Okay.
15:43 We finally got the one of one alien car.
15:45 This thing is awesome.
15:47 Look at it.
15:49 It looks so cool.
15:51 Thank you everyone for watching.
15:53 I'll see you in the next video.