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  • 7 months ago
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00:01:59 Come on, Steggy.
00:02:00 Ah, come on, Steggy.
00:02:02 Now, now, now, now, look here, Steggy.
00:02:04 Now, uh, be nice now, now, uh, Steggy, Steggy, Steggy.
00:02:07 Be nice.
00:02:08 Now, look here, Steggy.
00:02:09 This is Mom's boarding house.
00:02:11 This is where I live.
00:02:13 That's what she called it, living.
00:02:15 Now, uh, Steggy, come here.
00:02:18 Come in, Steggy.
00:02:19 Steggy.
00:02:20 Oh, Steggy, come here.
00:02:21 Come here, Steggy.
00:02:22 Oh, you got to do that.
00:02:23 Oh, Steggy, don't do that.
00:02:24 Momma put us out.
00:02:25 Oh, um.
00:02:26 Oh, Steggy, come on down from there.
00:02:28 What you going to do?
00:02:29 Oh, Steggy, oh, um.
00:02:31 Steggy, get out from there.
00:02:32 Get out off that shadow there.
00:02:34 Get out from there.
00:02:35 I heard what you said.
00:02:37 But, Mom.
00:02:38 I did call this living.
00:02:39 Yeah, but I'm limitated.
00:02:40 I was just--
00:02:41 If you don't like it, all you got to do
00:02:43 is to pay me your rent and leave.
00:02:44 You understand that?
00:02:45 Because I'm not going to--
00:02:46 [screaming]
00:02:47 What's that say?
00:02:48 Get it out of here.
00:02:49 Don't get scared, Mom.
00:02:50 Come here, Steggy.
00:02:51 Come here, Steggy.
00:02:52 Come here.
00:02:53 Stop acting like that.
00:02:54 Mom, now don't be scared.
00:02:55 This is Steggy.
00:02:56 This is part of my animal act.
00:02:58 That's the part that's going out of here, doesn't it?
00:03:00 Oh, but Mom, you don't understand.
00:03:02 See?
00:03:03 Uh, look at that.
00:03:04 Ain't that nice?
00:03:05 What is it?
00:03:06 Uh, this is Steggy.
00:03:07 He's an animal of distinction.
00:03:10 I don't care if he's an animal of extension.
00:03:13 Dusty, you got enough animals in your room now.
00:03:17 Well, you got a whole zoo up there.
00:03:20 What is he anyhow?
00:03:21 Uh, Mom, this is Stegunky.
00:03:24 Uh, uh, uh, and absolutely harmless.
00:03:27 Just look at that.
00:03:28 Ain't he cute?
00:03:29 Oh, you little rascal.
00:03:31 [laughing]
00:03:33 Mom, and he's smart, too.
00:03:35 Yes, he is.
00:03:36 Got two brains.
00:03:37 He's got one in his head.
00:03:38 He's got one in his tail.
00:03:40 There you go.
00:03:41 Try to jive me again.
00:03:43 Boy, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
00:03:45 Whoever heard tell him any animal having brains in his tail.
00:03:49 If he's got one brain, anyway, he's got one more than you've got.
00:03:53 Uh, Brat, come on, Steggy.
00:03:55 Come on, now.
00:03:56 Come on up the stairs.
00:03:57 I'm going to show you where we going to sleep at.
00:03:59 I'm going to fix your-- come on, Steggy.
00:04:01 Let's go back to the simple.
00:04:02 Come on here.
00:04:03 I'm going to fix you a nice place.
00:04:04 Come on, Steggy.
00:04:05 I'm going to knock you out.
00:04:06 I see that right now.
00:04:07 Come on, Steg.
00:04:08 I'm going to kick him out.
00:04:09 Come on, now, Steggy.
00:04:10 Get on up the stairs.
00:04:11 I'm going to fix you a nice place.
00:04:13 Hey, Dusty, who's going to kick him out at night?
00:04:16 I'm tired of cleaning around these things.
00:04:18 You better take care of that old thing.
00:04:20 [laughing]
00:04:26 Oh, Stingy, that-- ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:04:28 Don't-- don't put your hands in there.
00:04:30 That's nice.
00:04:31 That's nice.
00:04:32 Come on in, now.
00:04:33 Come on in.
00:04:34 Oh, look at it.
00:04:35 Ain't he cute?
00:04:36 Oh, yes, lady.
00:04:37 You're so glad to have a nice place to sleep.
00:04:40 Oh, look at that.
00:04:41 Ha, ha!
00:04:42 Oh, I'm going to make a lot of money on you.
00:04:45 Yes, I am.
00:04:46 Oh, you little rascal, you.
00:04:48 Now, look here.
00:04:49 Come-- come-- come here, Steggy.
00:04:51 Now, now, now, there's where we going to sleep at over there.
00:04:54 But before we take a nice nap, I'm
00:04:56 going to take you around in the-- uh-uh.
00:04:58 Come on.
00:04:59 Don't do that, boy.
00:05:00 I'm going to take you-- now, listen.
00:05:02 I don't want me and you to fall out, see,
00:05:04 because you is my poach out.
00:05:05 See, I'm going to stop now.
00:05:07 Stop, Steggy.
00:05:08 Now, here.
00:05:09 Come on and go right and meet the other members of the act.
00:05:12 Steggy, you-- you're getting worse than that.
00:05:14 I'm going to-- you're going to make me lose my temper.
00:05:16 Come on here.
00:05:17 Come on now and go meet the other members of the act.
00:05:19 Now, I can't-- oh, stop, Steggy.
00:05:21 Oh, Steg-- all right, now.
00:05:22 I'm going to hurt you now.
00:05:24 Come on back here.
00:05:26 You step right on my bunion.
00:05:28 I don't never do that no more.
00:05:30 Come on over here and meet Fuzzy.
00:05:31 Come on.
00:05:32 Come on.
00:05:33 Now, Fuzzy, this is Steggy.
00:05:35 Steggy, that's Fuzzy.
00:05:37 Ha-ha.
00:05:38 Look at that.
00:05:39 He's so glad to see him, too.
00:05:41 So glad to see him.
00:05:43 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:05:44 You-- you can get me put out.
00:05:46 Uh, don't jump up in Mama's chair.
00:05:48 I-- I put all that hair on the floor.
00:05:50 Uh, now, here.
00:05:51 I'll tell you what to do.
00:05:52 Come on here.
00:05:53 I'm going to introduce you to the other members.
00:05:55 Get out of the chair, Steg.
00:05:57 Come on and meet the other members of the act.
00:05:59 Come on, Steg.
00:06:00 Oh, Steg, stop.
00:06:01 Oh, get away.
00:06:02 All right, now.
00:06:05 I wish I had my-- I didn't went off home and left my sister.
00:06:09 If I had somebody-- hey, you come on here and meet the other members of the act.
00:06:13 Come on here.
00:06:14 Now, come on over here and meet-- and meet the rest of the members of the act.
00:06:18 Now-- now-- now-- now-- now-- now, that's nice.
00:06:20 Now, brother, this is Steggy.
00:06:22 Steggy, that's brother.
00:06:23 You brother right there.
00:06:24 Look at-- look at me.
00:06:25 Ha-ha.
00:06:26 Oh!
00:06:27 What's the matter?
00:06:28 Oh, don't get scared of him, Steggy.
00:06:30 Oh, he ain't going to hurt you.
00:06:32 Look right there.
00:06:33 I say, you're going to get me scared of him in a minute.
00:06:36 Now-- now, look what you done done.
00:06:38 You done scared Steggy.
00:06:40 Now, listen, brother.
00:06:42 If you don't stop scaring everybody, I'm going to have to put you back in a cage.
00:06:46 I don't want to put you in a cage.
00:06:48 But I will.
00:06:49 Now, just remember that.
00:06:52 Come on here, Steggy.
00:06:53 Me and you got to get some sleep.
00:06:54 Oh, hey, we got to get up today and put on a good show.
00:06:57 Do you know that?
00:06:58 That's what we got to do.
00:06:59 Now-- now-- now, look here.
00:07:00 See, now, I'm going to let you sleep right here.
00:07:02 I'm going to sleep in the bed.
00:07:03 See, now.
00:07:04 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
00:07:06 Come on, uh-uh, no.
00:07:07 It ain't like that, sonny boy.
00:07:09 It ain't like that.
00:07:10 See, you sleep down here.
00:07:11 I'll sleep in the bed.
00:07:13 Oh, yes, you will too, Steggy.
00:07:15 This ain't no tree.
00:07:16 This is a bed.
00:07:18 Yeah, but you'll-- you'll never park your hips up here.
00:07:22 Now, I'll show you what you do now.
00:07:24 You come right there to me, now, right there.
00:07:26 You come to me and say what I mean to say,
00:07:27 I'll show you what I'm talking about.
00:07:29 You lay right down here just like this here.
00:07:31 And you lay like this here.
00:07:32 See, you can get some good sleep like this.
00:07:34 I slept in the park a minute just like this.
00:07:37 You sleep like-- and then when you
00:07:38 feel like you want to turn over, then you
00:07:40 just turn over just like this here.
00:07:42 Boy, this is awesome.
00:07:44 This is--
00:07:45 Hey, Steggy.
00:07:47 Hey, Steggy.
00:07:49 Hey, St--
00:07:51 Well, now, ain't that a shame?
00:07:54 Well, he always said be kind to dumb animals.
00:08:00 Then maybe he ain't dumb.
00:08:02 Watch that pot on the stove for me a minute, Freddy.
00:08:20 Oh, come here.
00:08:23 Thank you.
00:08:25 You in show business?
00:08:26 Yes, I sing.
00:08:27 Oh, you do?
00:08:29 Oh, but you're mine.
00:08:30 Oh, you wouldn't mind.
00:08:32 Run and scale for mom.
00:08:33 I love singing.
00:08:36 [vocalizing]
00:08:39 Is that all right?
00:08:46 My honey, that was beautiful.
00:08:49 What is your name?
00:08:51 My name's Lila Foster.
00:08:53 And I was wondering if you could show me your room.
00:08:57 Well, yes, I can show you one.
00:09:01 But the trouble of it is, they're all filled up.
00:09:05 Well, thanks anyway.
00:09:07 Oh, wait a minute.
00:09:09 Let mom think.
00:09:11 There must be somewhere I can put it.
00:09:14 Oh, yeah.
00:09:15 I'll put Dusty in the room with Musty.
00:09:19 No.
00:09:20 If I did that, Musty'd eat up the rest of Dusty's ass.
00:09:27 Oh, I'll put Boo-Boo-- no.
00:09:32 I can't move Boo-Boo.
00:09:34 He never find his own way.
00:09:37 You know, he's always PR, UNK.
00:09:41 No.
00:09:42 Yes.
00:09:43 [vocalizing]
00:09:46 [laughing]
00:09:49 I know I need a drink.
00:09:52 My friend Dust still gives me a drink.
00:09:55 And I'm good at it still.
00:09:57 Yes, sir.
00:10:01 My old friend Dust will always look out for me.
00:10:05 I get the feeling-- hey, Dust.
00:10:08 Come on.
00:10:09 Get up and give that drink.
00:10:10 I want a drink, Doc.
00:10:12 Oh, you see?
00:10:15 You're sleeping.
00:10:18 Keep it right in that drawer there,
00:10:20 so I'll just go in and help myself.
00:10:22 All of you, now.
00:10:23 Hey!
00:10:24 [vocalizing]
00:10:27 [laughing]
00:10:33 Yeah, baby.
00:10:36 Look like Jim?
00:10:40 Tastes like Jim.
00:10:44 It is Jim.
00:10:45 Oh.
00:10:46 [screeching]
00:10:54 Whoa!
00:10:55 Oh, my goodness.
00:11:03 Oh.
00:11:11 [laughing]
00:11:14 That was Boo Boo.
00:11:16 I don't think we'll ever see him again, honey.
00:11:18 And now Mom got a room for you.
00:11:21 He seemed so frightened.
00:11:24 Frightened?
00:11:25 He was scared to death.
00:11:26 You know what I think happened?
00:11:27 I think he must have took one look at Steggy.
00:11:30 Did Steggy abort a hit?
00:11:32 No rumor.
00:11:33 I don't feed pre-hysterical animals.
00:11:36 I just can't feed the hysterical ones.
00:11:39 Put up a stand tomorrow, I'll show you where your room's at.
00:11:42 Come on.
00:11:43 This way, darling.
00:11:44 You see?
00:11:48 This was Boo Boo's room.
00:11:50 But you can have it now.
00:11:52 You know, you're a pretty girl.
00:11:54 I think you look better with your hat on.
00:11:57 [laughing]
00:11:58 Malty!
00:12:07 I know you don't.
00:12:08 You're not going out of here until you've
00:12:09 paid me every nickel of your rent.
00:12:11 Get back in that room.
00:12:12 Can you imagine as nice as I've been to him?
00:12:20 Get in there.
00:12:21 Oh my goodness!
00:12:31 Did you hurt yourself?
00:12:32 No, I hope not.
00:12:33 I hope I didn't hurt myself.
00:12:35 Oh, how to do.
00:12:37 Uh, looks like I've seen you someplace before.
00:12:39 Maybe you have.
00:12:40 You see, I get around.
00:12:41 Yeah, and your name is, uh--
00:12:42 Vivian.
00:12:43 And your last name?
00:12:44 Harris.
00:12:45 Oh, I had a hard time guessing that, too.
00:12:47 And who are you?
00:12:48 I'm Spider Bruce, you know.
00:12:49 Oh, Spider Bruce.
00:12:50 Yeah, are you going to the dance tonight?
00:12:52 Well, I was thinking about it.
00:12:53 Well, that's nice.
00:12:54 Are you married?
00:12:55 No, I'm not.
00:12:56 Well, where do you live?
00:12:57 Upstairs.
00:12:58 Oh, you're cooking up there now, huh?
00:13:00 I should say not.
00:13:01 I'm an actress, and I live up there.
00:13:03 Oh, I see.
00:13:04 Well, how about you and I getting together tonight,
00:13:06 going to the dance together?
00:13:07 Well, I don't care if I do.
00:13:08 What time can I meet you?
00:13:09 How about the corner drugstore about 9 o'clock?
00:13:12 That's fine.
00:13:13 9 o'clock.
00:13:14 9 o'clock.
00:13:15 I'll see you here.
00:13:16 OK.
00:13:17 Oh, me, me, me.
00:13:18 Don't forget.
00:13:19 9 o'clock?
00:13:20 Yes, sir.
00:13:21 I'm going to the tailor shop and get my clothes right now.
00:13:23 Ha, ha.
00:13:24 If I bet they do, they don't.
00:13:29 If I bet they will, they won't.
00:13:31 I guess the landlady will just have
00:13:32 to wait for her rent this week.
00:13:34 Yeah, I ain't certain about what you talk about,
00:13:36 because I ain't--
00:13:37 Why, hello, fellas.
00:13:38 Why, hello there, huh?
00:13:39 What's all y'all been down there?
00:13:40 Oh, don't never care nothing of Joe's place.
00:13:42 Why, he leaves his wife there in charge,
00:13:43 and the minute you go after your things,
00:13:45 she overcharges you there.
00:13:46 Yeah, well, how much you charge her?
00:13:47 Some charge in me $0.35 there.
00:13:49 $0.35?
00:13:50 Right.
00:13:51 Well, I spent a dollar, two dollars,
00:13:52 and a half to have my clothes fresh.
00:13:53 Yeah, that's the reason you got on that leafy-ass suit
00:13:55 there now, saying she's going to the dance tonight.
00:13:58 Not like this.
00:13:59 Well, it's a wonder you got this far looking like that.
00:14:01 How about-- now, listen.
00:14:03 I remember the first time I saw you.
00:14:05 You know, you did me a very nice favor, too.
00:14:07 Oh, I wasn't going to bring that up.
00:14:08 Well, one good term deserves another.
00:14:10 Yes, sir.
00:14:11 And if my clothes will fit you, here they is right now.
00:14:14 Try on them pants there.
00:14:15 Yeah, but what are you going to do?
00:14:16 Don't worry.
00:14:17 I got clothes I ain't never seen before.
00:14:19 Well, all right.
00:14:20 Thank you very much.
00:14:21 All right.
00:14:22 I'll go over here and try them on.
00:14:23 Aw, don't do that.
00:14:24 Don't never bend up the pants like that.
00:14:26 It's certified sense invested there.
00:14:28 All right, I'll be right back.
00:14:29 Yeah, now try them on right there.
00:14:31 You all right?
00:14:32 Boy just plays horses all the time, you know.
00:14:35 Yeah, I never will forget what he did.
00:14:37 Get your heels out the pocket.
00:14:39 You act like you ain't never had on no pants before.
00:14:42 Oh, they fit him, too.
00:14:44 I sure is glad of that.
00:14:45 Now he can go to the dance.
00:14:46 Yes, sir.
00:14:47 Him and I are going to that dance tonight.
00:14:50 He ain't come back.
00:14:52 How do they look?
00:14:53 All set there, you know.
00:14:54 Yes, it fits you.
00:14:55 Look, here.
00:14:56 I want you to take my coat.
00:14:57 Your coat, too?
00:14:58 Yes, sir, the coat.
00:14:59 Well, this is all right.
00:15:00 I know.
00:15:01 You really all right here.
00:15:02 Oh, I know.
00:15:03 But now wait a minute.
00:15:04 Don't throw it in my face like that.
00:15:06 Well, what's the matter?
00:15:07 Well, I'm going to have some friends on this baby.
00:15:09 Oh, no friends on that.
00:15:10 No, well, you won't need that no more.
00:15:12 Well, this is really all right.
00:15:13 I'll never forget this.
00:15:14 I know that.
00:15:15 Now, here.
00:15:16 Wait a minute here.
00:15:17 Let me get your feet up off of 7th Avenue, boy.
00:15:19 Well, all right.
00:15:20 Yes, sir.
00:15:21 And the shoes, too.
00:15:22 Now, the shoes goes to you.
00:15:23 Stand right there.
00:15:24 I will.
00:15:25 Now, what is these here you got here?
00:15:27 Are those shoes there?
00:15:28 Yes, sir.
00:15:29 Why, those are Edmund C. Claps.
00:15:30 You're right.
00:15:31 They done left all right.
00:15:32 You won't need them any more either.
00:15:34 Hot dog.
00:15:35 Look at that.
00:15:36 Now, wait a minute.
00:15:37 Put the cane on.
00:15:38 Put the hat on.
00:15:39 Take the handkerchief off your neck.
00:15:40 Got to do it.
00:15:41 And you're all dressed up, you know.
00:15:42 Oh, mercy.
00:15:43 Look at that.
00:15:44 You all right.
00:15:45 In a sharp jacket?
00:15:46 Yes, sir.
00:15:47 I'm really in there.
00:15:48 Uh-uh.
00:15:49 Don't do that.
00:15:50 Don't do what?
00:15:51 Don't never turn that fast in my clothes.
00:15:52 And if I want to turn, I'll turn.
00:15:53 No, you won't turn in that clothes.
00:15:54 If I get the urge to turn, I'll turn.
00:15:55 You don't have the urge to turn in my clothes.
00:15:58 Why, sir, when I turn, I'll turn.
00:16:00 Oh, look who ain't going to the dance tonight here.
00:16:03 Well, I was just kidding.
00:16:05 Oh, I see you was.
00:16:06 Mr. Spiders.
00:16:07 What's the matter?
00:16:08 You know, I expected an advance from my agent today.
00:16:10 Yeah.
00:16:11 And didn't receive it, so will you let me through till next week?
00:16:13 Oh, yes.
00:16:14 I promised to let you go to the dance, and you're going, you know.
00:16:16 Yes, you did.
00:16:17 Here you are.
00:16:18 Now, whatever you do, get yourself a girlfriend.
00:16:19 Oh, I will get one.
00:16:20 I will.
00:16:21 I tell you.
00:16:22 I'll see you there, huh?
00:16:23 Oh, my, you look so nice.
00:16:24 I'm in there.
00:16:25 Now, look here.
00:16:26 What?
00:16:27 I'm going to tell you something.
00:16:28 In case anybody's doing a thing to start an argument,
00:16:29 we can dance tonight.
00:16:30 In case you get mad at all, if they want to fight--
00:16:32 Yeah.
00:16:33 --or pull off my clothes, if they feel like they want to cut you,
00:16:35 I'll see you.
00:16:36 Yeah.
00:16:37 Oh, I'll take care of it.
00:16:38 I'll get you.
00:16:39 So long, Spiders.
00:16:40 Why, hello, Vivian.
00:16:41 Why, hello, Charlie.
00:16:42 How have you been?
00:16:43 Oh, I've been around.
00:16:44 I haven't seen you lately.
00:16:45 Well, naturally you wouldn't, honey.
00:16:46 I'm following the horses nowadays.
00:16:48 Oh, I see.
00:16:49 You're a street cleaner now, huh?
00:16:51 No street cleaning, honey.
00:16:52 I just made $15,000 today, and I thought
00:16:54 I'd walk around and see what the girls and boys at the boarding
00:16:56 house are doing.
00:16:57 $15,000?
00:16:58 Yes, it is.
00:16:59 Why, you really freaking ain't you?
00:17:00 Yes, I am.
00:17:01 Are you going to the fair tonight?
00:17:02 Well, I was thinking about it.
00:17:04 Who's the wolf?
00:17:05 I haven't picked one yet.
00:17:06 [howling]
00:17:07 Oh, yeah.
00:17:08 Well, all right, Joe.
00:17:09 It's all right.
00:17:10 I didn't mean--
00:17:11 Oh, hello, Spider.
00:17:12 Hello.
00:17:13 I was looking for you.
00:17:14 Yeah.
00:17:15 I got me a fine chick, old man.
00:17:16 Oh, you have?
00:17:17 Yes, she's really in there.
00:17:18 Oh, Spider, you better let me have two more dollars, you know.
00:17:20 You didn't have nothing but a notion of going, did you?
00:17:22 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:23 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:24 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:25 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:26 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:27 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:28 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:29 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:30 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:31 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:32 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:33 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:34 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:35 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:36 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:37 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:38 I'll see you at the dance.
00:17:39 I'll see you at the dance.
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00:19:13 Now, what this man is talking about, I still can't.
00:19:16 Hey, you stay out this mess.
00:19:18 I'm only getting back just what he borrowed from me.
00:19:21 That's all.
00:19:22 That's all right, darling.
00:19:23 I'll make another excuse for you, see, huh?
00:19:25 I'll say it's too warm for you to wear a coat.
00:19:28 You see, she's going to make another excuse for me.
00:19:30 It's too warm to wear a coat.
00:19:32 You haven't been out lately, have you?
00:19:34 Oh, come on, honey.
00:19:35 Oh, putting, now.
00:19:36 Gave me.
00:19:39 I said gave me.
00:19:43 Now, since you've been so deceiving and trying
00:19:45 to act so brand new, I think you'd better let me have
00:19:48 them old patent leather shoes.
00:19:50 Oh, no.
00:19:51 Oh, no, nothing.
00:19:52 Give me, man.
00:19:54 Oh, man, give me the shoes.
00:19:56 Oh, here they are.
00:19:58 Look at that.
00:19:59 You done turned them over already there.
00:20:01 So you're trying to keep me from going to the dance.
00:20:03 I ain't trying to stop you.
00:20:04 I'm just stopping the clothes, that's all.
00:20:06 Well, I bet you I'm blowing.
00:20:08 You bet what?
00:20:09 I'll bet you $4.
00:20:10 Where is it at?
00:20:11 Here it is.
00:20:12 This is my foe.
00:20:13 Now, where is your foe at?
00:20:14 Wow.
00:20:15 Oh, fool him.
00:20:16 Devil fool him.
00:20:17 Oh, come on, honey.
00:20:18 Oh, no, brother.
00:20:19 I really can't use you now.
00:20:21 Can't nobody use him now.
00:20:23 Standing up there just as barefoot as a yard dog.
00:20:26 Done gone and brought a new style to Harlem there.
00:20:29 A new look for a walking can.
00:20:32 Now, there you stand barefooted and everybody can see.
00:20:36 And if you're making with that gal barefooted,
00:20:38 it's all right with me.
00:20:39 Them pants is mine.
00:20:41 [scream]
00:20:42 [scream]
00:21:11 Hello.
00:21:12 Who are you?
00:21:14 Martin!
00:21:15 He got away, but one thing, I got his clothes.
00:21:25 Oh, my best silver.
00:21:28 Why, you dirty little--
00:21:30 these children gonna make me say something to you.
00:21:33 I'm here.
00:21:34 [crying]
00:21:47 Hey, Stagy.
00:21:52 Stagy.
00:21:53 Oh, mercy.
00:21:54 What is, Mom?
00:21:55 Why, Stagy.
00:21:56 Stop eating them fiddles that like that.
00:21:58 Don't you know there ain't no chicken on the end of them?
00:22:01 If it was, I'd have done and eaten it myself.
00:22:04 Now, listen.
00:22:05 We just have to go out and hustle some breakfast somewhere.
00:22:07 We ain't got nothing to eat, Stagy.
00:22:09 We ain't got nothing to eat.
00:22:11 Mom done told-- Mom done--
00:22:15 Oh, I see what you mean.
00:22:20 Well, you know I always know that wind up eating up mine.
00:22:24 Well, it's got to be done.
00:22:27 And I'm hungry, too.
00:22:30 Mm, I sure hate to do this, but it's got to be done.
00:22:36 Now, ain't no use act like that.
00:22:38 Ain't no-- I'll write home and tell the folks
00:22:40 that you died for a mighty good cause.
00:22:43 Yes, I will.
00:22:45 Uh, brother, I hate to do this to you.
00:22:48 But it's got to be done.
00:22:53 You see, Stagy, he's a big attraction.
00:22:57 And we've got to keep him alive.
00:22:59 Him beside me is too tough.
00:23:01 Then who ever heard talk of a stick on his tooth?
00:23:05 Well, it's got to be done.
00:23:08 Look here, I'll tell you what you do, brother.
00:23:09 Be a man.
00:23:10 Walk into it.
00:23:11 Walk into it.
00:23:12 Come on, walk in.
00:23:13 So you won't talk, huh?
00:23:15 I know what I'll do.
00:23:17 I'll shit my eyes.
00:23:18 And I know it's not what I do it.
00:23:22 Ow!
00:23:23 Why, you like to make me break my leg.
00:23:26 And you broke my knife, too.
00:23:27 Oh, excuse me, Mama.
00:23:28 There ain't no way to kill no rabbit.
00:23:30 Well, I don't know how you kill him.
00:23:31 Give him here.
00:23:32 I'll do it.
00:23:33 Ain't just a shave.
00:23:34 Uh, say, Ma, uh, uh, loan me a quarter, will you please?
00:23:38 Loan you a quarter?
00:23:39 Yes, ma'am.
00:23:40 What's the name of that man that in the olden times
00:23:43 slid down the tree and knocked all the bark off of it?
00:23:46 Now, let me see.
00:23:47 That was Ezekiel.
00:23:48 Ezekiel.
00:23:49 Yeah, that's who it was.
00:23:50 Well, when Ezekiel slides back up the tree
00:23:53 and sticks all that bark on him--
00:23:55 Then maybe I'll lend you a quarter.
00:23:57 Oh, still, I'll wait on that.
00:23:59 Say, look here, Ma.
00:24:00 Mm?
00:24:01 Uh, when you get through, call me, yeah?
00:24:04 Yeah, I'll call you when dinner's through.
00:24:07 Now, ain't that a shame?
00:24:09 That's the done broke my best knife.
00:24:11 Wait a minute.
00:24:12 Now, wait a minute, honey.
00:24:13 Now, now, now.
00:24:14 Didn't Mom give you nice supper?
00:24:16 Now, you must be scared.
00:24:17 Mom give you a whole lot of supper.
00:24:19 See, Mom ain't gonna hurt you.
00:24:21 Just go cut your head off.
00:24:22 'Cause if I don't, you see, Mom's children
00:24:24 ain't gonna have nothing to eat tonight.
00:24:26 Now, who's that ringing that doorbell?
00:24:28 Now, you stay right there.
00:24:30 The knife baby ma's coming right back.
00:24:34 Go get that rabbit fixed in the world.
00:24:37 Uh, good morning.
00:24:38 Come in, good morning.
00:24:39 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:24:42 put that knife away.
00:24:45 Aw, this is not for you.
00:24:47 Oh.
00:24:49 You see, I'm from Sloan Loans, and your payment
00:24:54 is due on your p-p-p-p-p-p-piano.
00:24:57 Well, maybe this is for you.
00:24:59 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:25:00 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:25:01 Say, what's up, Mom?
00:25:02 He's from Sloan Loans, and he came to see about a piano.
00:25:08 Oh.
00:25:09 Oh, piano.
00:25:10 Yep.
00:25:11 Piano.
00:25:12 Just a minute.
00:25:13 I'll see about it for you right away.
00:25:15 Thank you.
00:25:16 Now, you--
00:25:17 [whistling]
00:25:23 Three whistles, the guy for the piano.
00:25:25 Come over here.
00:25:32 Now, look, I've checked all over.
00:25:41 There's no piano in this house.
00:25:43 But there must be a p-p-p-p-p-p-p-piano, because--
00:25:49 see-- what are you doing to me?
00:25:54 Now, I told you, there's no piano in this house.
00:26:03 If you want to look, you can look.
00:26:05 Look in some of the other rooms if you want to.
00:26:07 That's what I'm going to do, because they want me here.
00:26:12 Yes.
00:26:13 Some place.
00:26:14 Don't disturb the paying voter.
00:26:20 Mom slapped.
00:26:22 Well, all right.
00:26:24 I'll look in-- in his-- in his-- in his--
00:26:28 there.
00:26:29 My grand.
00:26:30 Look in the closet.
00:26:31 Oh.
00:26:36 - I'd like to find the piano. - Now this is the kitchen. Have a good look. - I am. - Oh, Mr. Stanley, why don't you forget all about it?
00:26:48 And come on and stay for dinner. Why, we're going to have some nice rabbit stew. You like rabbit stew? - Yeah, but I've got to go. I told the man I'm supposed to. Thanks, I will.
00:27:04 - Children, I want you to meet Mr. - Stanley, my name. - Mr. Stanley, from the Sloan's Loan Company. - I'm glad to meet you. - Yes, hello, Mr. Stanley. - Oh, am I late?
00:27:29 - Well, just a little bit, Lila. Now, children, I want you to meet Mom's new boy. This is Lila. - How do you do? - Hello, Lila. - Won't you please have my seat? Please come over and sit over on this side of the table.
00:27:43 - No, please come over and take my seat. It's my seat. I'm the one that... - Thank you. - Now, now. - Boy, don't do that. What's wrong with you? - Get away from my feet. - Get away from my feet. - He's an after-school boy.
00:28:00 - He's an after-school boy. - Shut up, boy. You hear what I said? Sit on that bread. Let me go get them cakes. I'm tired of you children's bullshit. - Excuse me. - Let me have your fork. - Why on earth do you want my fork for? - You'll see. - You always use two forks? - Only when I have a young lady, a beautiful young lady at my side.
00:28:26 - Take them all. - See what I mean? - Shame on you children. - Why, you beat them all up for Mr. Stanley. Mr. Stanley, Mama'll get you some more. - Thank you so much. I sure do like potato pancakes. - I'm glad you do.
00:28:54 - You ain't fast around here, you sure starve all right. - Yes, you will. - See what I mean? - Well, I'll be fast. - Yes, see what you mean. - Just for that, you're not going to get nothing to eat at all. See what I mean?
00:29:15 - That's too bad. - Oh, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, shut up. Before I cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. - Stanley, how do you like it here? - Oh, it's grand. But if I don't get a job by the end of the week, I'm going to have to leave. I only have enough for one week's board.
00:29:38 - One week's board, that's all I ever paid and I've been here six months. - But how does Mom manage? - Well, to tell you the truth, I never asked her. I guess she's got insurance money. - You mean Mom had insurance money. It's all gone now. I got something to tell you children after dinner. A little bad news.
00:30:00 - Oh, I won't spoil your dinner. Go ahead and eat. Mom will tell you after dinner. - All right. - Okay. - Well, that's a bit of dishes to me children, will you? I hope you enjoyed the rabbit stew. - Yes, well, thanks for the dinner and if you see a piano, let me know.
00:30:22 - I certainly will, Mr. Stanley. You'll be hearing from us very soon. - Follow.
00:30:38 - Don't disturb the paying boarders. - Oh, no, excuse me, but if you see a piano, let me know, yeah? Bye. - Bye.
00:30:56 - Well, children, this is it. Everything's going out, nothing comes in. And to tell you the truth, Mom's broke. And if I don't have $50 by 12 o'clock tonight, the landlord said he's gonna throw everybody out of here.
00:31:21 - Your stinking uncle and all that. - Well, you see, I've been sleeping in the park so long, tell it don't worry me.
00:31:31 - Maybe we can all pool our money. I still have $2.60. - You won't have it if I know where it is.
00:31:39 - Listen. - Well, if we pooled all of our money together, with your $2.60, we wouldn't have $3, honey.
00:31:49 - Won't the rent collector take something on account? - On account of what?
00:31:53 - On account of we ain't got but $2.60. - Oh, he ain't gonna stand for that.
00:31:59 - Oh, don't worry, Mom, something will turn up. - Where's your $2 at, honey?
00:32:03 - Oh, mind your own business, Dusty, you're always ready. - I don't pay a bank.
00:32:07 - When? - Oh, I pay it back, too. When I get it.
00:32:12 - Ain't that something. - I got a gig.
00:32:15 - Got a gig where? - It ain't come up yet, but it's promised to me.
00:32:19 - Yeah, you let me know when it comes up and I'll have one with you. - Thank you.
00:32:23 - Mommy, none of them hotcakes left? - No.
00:32:27 - Simon. - That man'll never take nothing on account.
00:32:32 My children, that man is so mean. Don't you know he's liable to walk in here at one minute after 12
00:32:39 and open the door and throw us all out the window?
00:32:43 I wish I could cook him just one meal. That's all, brother.
00:32:49 [phone ringing]
00:32:52 [phone ringing]
00:33:05 - Well, kids, might as well brace up and pack up, too.
00:33:12 I think this is the bad news. Get ready for it.
00:33:18 Come on in, Dre.
00:33:26 - Ha, ha, ha. You got the 50 bucks? - No, I ain't.
00:33:31 - Ha, ha. Then out you go, all of you.
00:33:35 Ah, something new has been added.
00:33:40 Well, you see, babe, today is the last day of the month.
00:33:45 In exactly three minutes, everyone gets thrown out.
00:33:50 Of course, now, if you were my wife and they were friends of yours, I might reconsider.
00:33:56 - I need time to think it over. - You have plenty of time.
00:34:01 - Exactly two minutes. - Oh, I need more time.
00:34:06 I'll give you 24 hours to make up your mind. I'll be back tomorrow night at midnight.
00:34:12 If it's no, out you all go.
00:34:17 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:20 Oh, Lala, darling, gee, you were wonderful.
00:34:30 Mom didn't know you could jive like that.
00:34:32 - You jived all right. - Mom got a daughter.
00:34:35 - Mom gonna adopt you. - Thank you.
00:34:39 - You are a great chap. - You mean you are only stalling him? You're not considering?
00:34:44 What do you take me for anyway, of all the nerve?
00:34:47 Wait, wait, Lala. I didn't understand.
00:34:51 - I'm Lila Foster. - Gee, I'd know you anywhere.
00:34:55 Your dad and I had shooped together for years. How is Joe?
00:34:58 He's fine. This is Jerry Lewis, a friend of mine.
00:35:01 Glad to know you, Jerry. Any friend of Joe's daughter is a friend of mine.
00:35:06 Jerry and I are singers, and we were wondering if you'd let us try out in your next show.
00:35:10 Oh, I'm sorry, Lila. But if you've been reading the papers, you know that there won't be another.
00:35:15 - I had another flop. - Does that mean you're quitting?
00:35:18 Oh, no. A fortune teller told me to quit.
00:35:22 - A who? A fortune teller? - Yeah. What's wrong with that?
00:35:25 Well, nothing.
00:35:28 Say, I know a wonderful fortune teller. Why not let her tell you a fortune?
00:35:32 I just told you I just had my fortune told.
00:35:35 But, Mr. Norman, when a doctor tells a patient he has something seriously wrong with him,
00:35:40 doesn't the patient go to another doctor for another opinion?
00:35:44 - Well, if doctors can be wrong... - Oh, I see what you mean.
00:35:47 Where is this wonderful fortune teller?
00:35:50 - Uh, at the tropical tea room. - Well, come on. Let's go right now.
00:35:54 - No, no. She don't begin until 4 o'clock. - All right. I'll see you there at that time.
00:35:59 - It's a date. Thank you, Mr. Norman. Goodbye. - Oh, goodbye.
00:36:03 See you later.
00:36:05 Your father does. What do you know?
00:36:09 You know it all about experience and show business.
00:36:13 I ain't never been a fortune teller before.
00:36:16 Well, Mom, you know what to say and what to do.
00:36:19 Oh, yes. This town's a tale.
00:36:22 Well, about Mom, I ain't never missed a cue in my life.
00:36:26 Jerry, I still think it's a mean trick to play on Mr. Norman.
00:36:30 Lila, all's fair in love and show business.
00:36:34 And besides, we're helping him.
00:36:36 Well, I hope so.
00:36:39 Here he comes now.
00:36:42 - Well, here I am. - Hello, Mr. Zorn. I'll take your hat.
00:36:46 Madame Altura, this is Mr. Norman.
00:36:50 This is the wonderful fortune teller I was telling you about.
00:36:54 It is the pleasure to meet you.
00:36:57 Sit down.
00:37:00 Lila, I'm glad to meet you.
00:37:06 I tell you of fortune. I tell you everything.
00:37:10 These crystal balls tell everything.
00:37:13 No odds. Understand?
00:37:18 Ah.
00:37:21 I can see talent.
00:37:24 A house full of talent.
00:37:27 That will make your next show see big heat.
00:37:32 - Is that not right? - Sure.
00:37:35 - Shut up. - Lila, I'll be the doctor.
00:37:38 Where is all of this fine talent?
00:37:41 In Mom's boarding house.
00:37:44 - Never heard of them. - I heard of them.
00:37:48 - So have I. - We could round them up for you.
00:37:51 I know Mom personally.
00:37:53 Well, is there enough talent in this house for the whole show?
00:37:56 Ah. What Mom's house not got, a friend next door, Bueller, got.
00:38:01 See, Bueller's house got what Mom's house lacked.
00:38:05 What's that? Two bathrooms?
00:38:08 Well, you kids round up that talent and have them in my theater in the morning at three.
00:38:13 I'll audition them there.
00:38:16 And our theater? Thank you.
00:38:20 A hundred dollar bill!
00:38:23 - Thank you! - So long, kids.
00:38:26 - Bye, Mr. Norman. - So long, Mr. Norman.
00:38:28 Call me, Jay. I'm going to faint.
00:38:31 Hey, wait for me!
00:38:42 [phone ringing]
00:38:45 Well, what's the answer? Won't you marry me?
00:38:56 Here's your answer, brother.
00:38:58 Today is the last day of the month, and I don't have to accept it.
00:39:01 Listen, you extended that one day, and I've got witnesses to prove it.
00:39:05 All right. But I'll accept it.
00:39:09 Yeah? Well, right now, brother, get lost!
00:39:13 Mr. Norman, if you'll sit on that seat,
00:39:21 I'll introduce the acts that we'd like to have you put in your show.
00:39:24 And I'll introduce them as they appear for you.
00:39:27 All right. Go ahead. I'm ready and anxious to see them. Bring them on.
00:39:31 Say, Mom, are you going to be in the show?
00:39:35 Well, the children kind of was talking about they'd like for Mom to do a little dance.
00:39:40 So I can't turn them down. I guess so.
00:39:42 Yeah, once an actor, always an actor.
00:39:45 You tell it be.
00:39:47 How about you, Jesse? You going to work?
00:39:49 - Hey, Connie. - I say, are you in the show?
00:39:51 - Am I in the show? - That's what I said.
00:39:53 Hey, just a second.
00:39:55 Yes, I in the show. Well, I am the star of the show.
00:39:59 - Say. - Out of my way, hound.
00:40:02 Hound.
00:40:05 Hound.
00:40:08 Hound, why do you appear without me?
00:40:12 Hound.
00:40:15 - Hound. - There's some actors.
00:40:18 Get up.
00:40:21 They're great acts, though, every one of them.
00:40:24 Now, Mr. Norman, we're going to give you the talent.
00:40:29 The talent that we hope you're going to produce in your next show.
00:40:32 The young man that I'm going to introduce to you is a gentleman that should be a sensation.
00:40:37 In fact, I know he'll be a sensation, and he should be an inspiration to us all.
00:40:41 Introducing at this time, Crip Hurd.
00:40:44 Take it away, Crip.
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00:46:38 A young lady that carries the name, Walking by the River.
00:46:42 That's our girl, Uname Carlisle.
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00:53:28 Mr. Norman, I'm going to introduce a lady that's terrific.
00:53:33 A lady in your eyesight, and when you look and see her, you're going to feel just exactly as we do.
00:53:38 We all call her Moms because she's just that dear to us.
00:53:41 Professionally, she's known as Jackie Moms Mabley.
00:53:45 But we all call her Moms, so what do you say, Moms? Take it away.
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00:53:57 I'm so tired, I feel like I have the hardest luck in the world.
00:54:00 Now I've lost my job again.
00:54:03 Working for the mayor, too.
00:54:05 Well, it ain't my fault.
00:54:07 I was doing very well to them.
00:54:10 Duke and Duchess of somewhere came over here.
00:54:14 And as soon as they came over here, they said, of course, they stand with the mayor.
00:54:19 The madam comes up to me now, she says, "Mom," she says, "don't say yes, ma'am, no ma'am to the Duchess."
00:54:26 She says, "you must say, 'Your Royal Highness, come on in the excellent dining room, eat your Majesty's grapefruit and all that stuff.'"
00:54:38 Well, one day anyhow, the mayor went out for a ride on the bridle train.
00:54:44 Come back in, said to me, he says, "Mom, where's the Duchess?"
00:54:47 I says, "She's in the Royal Bathroom, in the Royal Bathtub, with her Royal soap and her excellent washrags, scrubbing her Royal hide."
00:55:01 I didn't know it was wrong.
00:55:03 They fired me.
00:55:05 Of course, when they fired me, when I lose my job, I lose my man.
00:55:11 That is, since I got well.
00:55:13 I'm old, you know, now don't get me wrong, it ain't no disgrace to be old.
00:55:18 But darned, if it ain't inconvenient, I can tell you that much about it.
00:55:22 Sure, I like Cam Calloway.
00:55:24 Everybody's talking about it, I know it.
00:55:27 Say, Cam treats me like a dog, he does.
00:55:32 Treats me like a dog, he called me a dog.
00:55:35 Yes, he did.
00:55:36 What did he call me?
00:55:37 An old dog.
00:55:39 Sometime I wished I was a dog, but he was a tree.
00:55:43 I didn't intend to do that, but...
00:55:45 Well, Luther, looks like it's about time for Mom to get away from this.
00:55:51 Now, it's been a long time since I spanked these boys.
00:55:56 So I want you to play it real pretty for the people, and see if Mom can't do a little re-bop for 'em.
00:56:02 Take it away, Luther.
00:56:05 Wait, wait a minute, Luther.
00:56:07 No, don't play it like that, Luther.
00:56:09 Play it like you're playing for one of them big people, you know.
00:56:13 Make it pretty and one of them symphonic stuff, all that stuff.
00:56:17 Hey, honey, make me look like Lena Horne, if you possibly can up there, Miss Life-ass.
00:56:22 That's better, baby.
00:56:23 Come on, Luther.
00:56:24 Knock me out, Luther.
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00:56:38 I love to dance.
00:56:39 At least I used to love to dance.
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00:56:56 I'll get you over this, man.
00:57:01 Made it, made it, made it, made it.
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00:57:20 Now, say, where's your animals at?
00:57:22 Huh?
00:57:23 Where's your animals?
00:57:24 They don't get up this time in the morning.
00:57:26 No?
00:57:27 No, I'm going on without 'em.
00:57:29 Oh, yeah.
00:57:31 Very funny, I'm telling you, very funny.
00:57:34 I suppose you're wondering who I'm speaking of being very funny.
00:57:37 Well, I'm talking of a marvelous comedy team, Lewis and White.
00:57:44 Now, what I could do a little tune that I had the pleasure of doing in the show just now.
00:57:47 Well, here I am.
00:57:49 Hello there, how are you?
00:57:50 Say, say, can't you see I'm out here trying to entertain?
00:57:53 Trying?
00:57:54 Are you kidding?
00:57:55 Why, don't you have guests here?
00:57:57 This is no place to try nothing.
00:57:58 Furthermore, there's a show going on.
00:58:00 What time does it start?
00:58:01 Well, the show is on now.
00:58:03 Yeah?
00:58:04 How long is the show?
00:58:05 55 minutes.
00:58:06 How long are you on?
00:58:07 10 minutes.
00:58:08 Be back in 11 minutes.
00:58:09 Say, wait a minute, where are you going?
00:58:10 I'm going out enjoying the wax.
00:58:11 Enjoying the wax while the waxes are for women.
00:58:13 Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:14 I'm for women, too.
00:58:15 Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:16 You know, just sit down while I run over four or five bars of Sonny Boy.
00:58:19 Well, where I'm standing, Sonny, you should run over four or five bars of Life Boy.
00:58:23 Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:24 Say, are you going to let--
00:58:25 You tell him, Wells Fargo, I can't express myself.
00:58:27 Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:28 Are you going to let me sing this number or not?
00:58:30 You a singer.
00:58:31 Are you kidding?
00:58:32 Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:33 Why, you're ugly.
00:58:34 Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:35 And you're drunk.
00:58:36 Yeah, and you're ugly.
00:58:37 And you're still drunk.
00:58:38 Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober.
00:58:39 Ha, ha, ha.
00:58:40 Say, well, I've got the kind of face you have to look at twice.
00:58:43 Yeah.
00:58:44 You know, you don't believe it the first time.
00:58:46 Are you one of those wise guys, huh?
00:58:48 No, I'm not.
00:58:49 Why?
00:58:50 Well, in order to be in show business nowadays, you have to have political background.
00:58:53 What do you mean?
00:58:54 Oh, well, well, well, well, everybody in my family is interested in politics.
00:58:57 Is that right?
00:58:58 I'm a Democrat, my wife's a Republican, my baby's wet, my cow is dry, and my cat is on the fence.
00:59:03 Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:04 Why, it's a good thing you don't have a dog.
00:59:06 I got a dog, but he don't vote.
00:59:07 No?
00:59:08 No, he just hangs around the polls all day.
00:59:10 Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:11 All right, you're so smart, spell skunk.
00:59:13 Skunk?
00:59:14 Uh, S-K-N-K, skunk.
00:59:17 S-K-N-K?
00:59:18 Yeah, I left you out.
00:59:20 Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:21 All right, you heckling me, what can you do?
00:59:22 Who, me?
00:59:23 Yes, you.
00:59:24 Well, I make with the poetry.
00:59:25 You mean you're a poet?
00:59:26 Jack, I'm a poet, know it, believe me, I can go it and I ain't scared to show it.
00:59:29 Well, let me hear you recite some poetry.
00:59:31 Oh, you want to hear me recite?
00:59:32 That's right.
00:59:33 Well, it's dramatic.
00:59:34 Dramatic?
00:59:35 Yeah.
00:59:36 Right here.
00:59:37 Don't get scared now.
00:59:38 Don't run away.
00:59:39 Drama.
00:59:40 Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and with the price of meat, the
00:59:44 way that it is.
00:59:45 What about it?
00:59:46 That lamb has got to go.
00:59:47 Say, why, is that the best you can do?
00:59:48 Oh, no, I have another.
00:59:49 Better than that first one.
00:59:50 Well, it's short.
00:59:51 Quickie.
00:59:52 Yeah.
00:59:53 First to the point.
00:59:54 Uh-huh.
00:59:55 Go right ahead.
00:59:56 Well, you see, once there was two fellas, one named Brunside and one named Rockside.
00:59:57 Well, Brunside lived on the east side and Rockside lived on the west side.
00:59:58 Brunside decided he'd move to the north side and Rockside decided he'd move to the south
00:59:59 side.
01:00:00 So Brunside decides he'll go down on the south side to visit Mr. Rockside on that side.
01:00:01 So he goes down the street on the wrong side, crossed the street to the right side, did
01:00:02 a house on that side, walked up on the porch on the outside, rang the doorbell on the inside,
01:00:21 and said, "I'm going to the south side."
01:00:45 Oh, I see.
01:01:11 And he said, "I'm going to the north side."
01:01:40 Oh, I see.
01:01:41 And he said, "I'm going to the south side."
01:01:42 Oh, I see.
01:01:43 And he said, "I'm going to the north side."
01:01:44 Oh, I see.
01:01:45 And he said, "I'm going to the south side."
01:01:46 Oh, I see.
01:01:47 And he said, "I'm going to the north side."
01:01:48 Oh, I see.
01:01:49 And he said, "I'm going to the south side."
01:01:50 Oh, I see.
01:01:51 And he said, "I'm going to the north side."
01:01:52 Oh, I see.
01:01:53 And he said, "I'm going to the north side."
01:01:54 Oh, I see.
01:01:55 And he said, "I'm going to the north side."
01:01:56 Oh, I see.
01:01:57 And he said, "I'm going to the north side."
01:01:58 Oh, I see.
01:01:59 And he said, "I'm going to the north side."
01:02:01 Stanky!
01:02:02 You called me Stanky a couple of eggs back, and I don't like it.
01:02:03 Reach for that there shooting arm, and if I don't beat you to the jaw and blow your head off, my name is Eddie Rochester Anderson.
01:02:12 Oh, um.
01:02:14 What a hound.
01:02:18 Look at you, partner.
01:02:23 I told you that if I didn't beat you to the jaw and blow your head off, my name was Rochester.
01:02:31 Now what have you got to say?
01:02:32 Hello, Mr. Billy.
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01:03:43 Now, Mr. Norman, we're going to close up the curtains, because we have something sensational that we're going to give.
01:03:49 The gentleman don't need no terrific buildup, because you're going to recognize his name, and the music that's going to follow his name,
01:03:55 you keep your toes tapping and set your soul really and make it happy, happy.
01:03:59 Introducing at this time, that man with the band of dynamic personality, Lucky Millinder.
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01:06:43 And now the band with Paul Breckenridge.
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01:10:52 And now a specialty number.
01:10:56 One that I'm quite sure you're going to enjoy.
01:10:58 A lovely lady and a tune that definitely fits her personality.
01:11:02 The name of the tune is "Let It Roll" and that introduces Anistine Allen.
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01:13:54 Introducing at this time one of our top recording artists.
01:13:58 He's a young man that overnight he was a sensation.
01:14:01 His tunes have reached the top into a thousand years.
01:14:04 Maybe I could go so far as to say millions, but let it reach your ears this time.
01:14:08 I speak of that one and only Bull Moose Jackson.
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