Aired (June 2, 2024): Alam naman nating kailangan maging honest tayo at all times, pero kung ayaw mo ng sahod mo, p'wedeng amin na lang?
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
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00:00 [music]
00:04 Okay, bye-bye.
00:08 Oh, Mr. Cruz! Come in, come in, please.
00:11 Can I talk to you?
00:12 Yes, come in.
00:13 I'm still fixing that.
00:15 I didn't fix it.
00:16 We had an engine error.
00:17 Call you back, call you back.
00:20 Okay, bye-bye.
00:21 Sit down, sit down, please.
00:23 Mr. Cruz,
00:24 I've read your email
00:26 about your request.
00:28 I want to be clear.
00:30 Can you explain it to me?
00:32 What?
00:33 The request for
00:35 salary decrease?
00:37 Is that it?
00:38 Yes, that's it.
00:39 That's what I want to know.
00:40 Is my reading correct?
00:42 Salary decrease,
00:44 not increase?
00:46 Yes.
00:47 Why would I ask for an increase in my salary?
00:49 I'm so lazy.
00:51 So, you're saying
00:53 you want me to reduce your salary?
00:55 Yes, yes.
00:58 Sir, to be honest,
01:00 I'm having a hard time
01:02 spending your money.
01:04 I have a lot of money.
01:05 Do you know,
01:06 just to share,
01:08 I'm spending a million
01:10 every month
01:11 so that
01:13 my house won't be full of money.
01:15 Wait a minute, Mr. Cruz.
01:17 One million?
01:18 Yes.
01:19 One million?
01:20 One million.
01:21 Actually,
01:22 I just need it.
01:24 Five hundred, six hundred thousand,
01:26 but I'm trying to make one million
01:28 every month.
01:30 I'm just trying.
01:32 Five hundred, six hundred,
01:33 you're trying to make one million?
01:35 Why do you need to spend
01:36 one million every month?
01:38 Because, sir, if I don't do that,
01:40 I'll save a lot of money.
01:42 I don't know where to put my money.
01:44 Where do you bring your money?
01:47 Nothing.
01:48 I just do whatever I can.
01:50 Sometimes,
01:51 I buy a car.
01:53 When I buy a car,
01:54 I'll fill it with gas.
01:56 Gas?
01:57 Yes.
01:58 Then, I'll drive the car around.
01:59 Then, I'll...
02:00 Like that.
02:01 Sometimes,
02:02 I'll buy a new car.
02:03 Yes.
02:04 Then,
02:05 I won't insure it.
02:06 Yes.
02:07 Then, I'll steal it.
02:08 Like that?
02:09 Yes.
02:10 Like that.
02:11 I'm just kidding.
02:12 Actually,
02:13 lately,
02:14 I did something new.
02:15 I contacted scammers.
02:17 You got scammed?
02:19 Yes, I got scammed.
02:21 But lately,
02:22 they don't answer me.
02:23 Why?
02:24 Because they're rich.
02:26 So, they don't want me to get scammed.
02:28 Oh.
02:29 Okay.
02:30 Actually, I have a regular schedule.
02:32 I have a hold-up,
02:34 and I have a house-to-house.
02:35 They don't want me to do that.
02:37 Why? Are they rich?
02:39 Yes, they have deposited money on me.
02:40 But, I can't spend all of my money.
02:42 You're so mean, Mr. Cruz.
02:44 What I'm doing now is,
02:46 I'm depositing money in my bank.
02:50 Wait.
02:52 If you're depositing money in your bank,
02:54 it will be big.
02:56 It will increase.
02:57 No.
02:58 Because I'm fooling the bank.
02:59 If I'm going to deposit,
03:01 I'll use a different name.
03:03 So, I won't be able to withdraw.
03:04 Oh.
03:06 That's why I'm talking to you, boss.
03:07 If possible,
03:08 please reduce my salary.
03:10 Please.
03:11 Because I don't know how to spend my money.
03:13 Why are you still working, Mr. Cruz?
03:16 Boss,
03:18 I really need to work.
03:20 Because if I don't work,
03:22 I'll be left at home.
03:24 I don't know how to spend my money.
03:26 You know what?
03:27 Boss,
03:28 I'm hiring artists
03:30 to sing lip-sync.
03:32 I understand your sentiment.
03:35 Yes.
03:36 But,
03:37 with your request,
03:39 I'm saddened
03:41 that you won't give me your salary.
03:44 What?
03:46 Why?
03:48 I'm not a good employee.
03:50 I'm always absent.
03:52 Huh?
03:53 I just requested you to reduce your salary.
03:55 I told you to reduce your salary.
03:57 Yes.
03:58 To be honest, Mr. Cruz,
04:00 the company's income is increasing.
04:06 And the company's sales are increasing.
04:10 In short,
04:12 the company is very rich.
04:15 What?
04:16 What did you say?
04:17 Huh?
04:18 What do you think I should do?
04:20 Wait, boss.
04:21 Listen,
04:22 I have a better plan for you.
04:24 Instead of decreasing,
04:26 I'll increase your salary.
04:28 Decrease?
04:29 Boss, that's unfair.
04:31 You're so unfair.
04:32 You can't do that.
04:33 You can increase the other salary.
04:35 I'm so lazy.
04:36 I don't want to work.
04:37 I'm sorry.
04:38 Just a moment.
04:39 Excuse me.
04:40 Come here.
04:42 Come here.
04:43 Are you done reading?
04:45 Here's your change.
04:46 Go home.
04:47 Go home.
04:48 This is for you.
04:49 So you can pay for the taxi.
04:51 Okay?
04:52 Thank you, boss.
04:53 Take care.
04:54 Wait, Charles.
04:55 This is for you.
04:56 In case someone calls.
04:57 Another job for you.
04:58 Thank you, sir.
05:00 Okay.
05:01 Boss,
05:02 I think I've seen this before.
05:03 Is he still a new employee?
05:05 He's not our employee.
05:07 I'm just asking for a salary.
05:08 Huh?
05:10 [Applause]
05:12 [Closing music]
05:14 [Closing music]
05:16 [Closing music]
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05:20 [Closing music]
05:22 [Closing music]
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05:29 - Oh my God, no!
05:30 (upbeat music)