We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Full Movie
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00:00:00 [BELL RINGING]
00:00:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:00:04 Today, I got divorced by my husband, Iden Valentino.
00:00:17 We've been married for three years.
00:00:19 But as fate would have it, he doesn't
00:00:21 even know what I look like.
00:00:24 Miss Lacey Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Iden Valentino's behalf.
00:00:27 Your three-year marriage contract with him
00:00:29 has come to an end.
00:00:30 These are your divorce papers.
00:00:33 You may keep this mansion as well as the $2 million
00:00:35 you previously borrowed.
00:00:37 Please sign.
00:00:38 Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding,
00:00:45 and now I can't show up to what is divorce either.
00:00:47 Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France
00:00:50 at the moment.
00:00:51 Right.
00:00:52 You mean frolicking about with this piece of shit
00:00:54 little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:00:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:00:59 Thank you.
00:01:03 Um--
00:01:04 I'm sorry.
00:01:11 This was just-- if you could just pass along
00:01:14 a final message to him, you know, for me.
00:01:17 Sure.
00:01:18 Could you-- could you just tell him?
00:01:21 Like, in this exact wording.
00:01:24 OK.
00:01:25 He was so disappointing as a husband,
00:01:27 I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:28 Got that?
00:01:33 Goldfish.
00:01:34 You got it.
00:01:35 We're here.
00:01:55 Today, I got divorced by my husband, Aiden Valentino.
00:02:00 We've been married for three years.
00:02:02 But as fate would have it, he doesn't
00:02:05 even know what I look like.
00:02:07 Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Aiden Valentino's behalf.
00:02:11 Your three-year marriage contract with him
00:02:12 has come to an end.
00:02:14 These are your divorce papers.
00:02:16 You may keep this mansion as well as the $2 million
00:02:19 you previously borrowed.
00:02:20 Please sign.
00:02:21 [music playing]
00:02:24 Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding,
00:02:28 and now he can't show up to what?
00:02:29 His divorce either?
00:02:30 Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business
00:02:33 in France at the moment.
00:02:35 Right.
00:02:36 You mean frolicking about with his piece of shit
00:02:37 little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:02:38 [music playing]
00:02:42 Thank you.
00:02:47 [sighs]
00:02:47 Um--
00:02:48 [music playing]
00:02:52 I'm sorry.
00:02:54 This was just--
00:02:56 if you could, um, just pass along a final message to him,
00:02:59 you know, for me.
00:03:01 Sure.
00:03:02 Could you-- could you just tell him?
00:03:04 Like, in this exact wording.
00:03:07 OK.
00:03:08 He was so disappointing as a husband,
00:03:10 I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:03:12 [bubbling]
00:03:13 [boop]
00:03:13 [music playing]
00:03:15 Got that?
00:03:16 Goldfish.
00:03:17 [laughs]
00:03:18 Got it.
00:03:19 [clears throat]
00:03:20 [music playing]
00:03:24 We're here.
00:03:25 [music playing]
00:03:27 We're here.
00:03:29 You cannot lose, Lisa.
00:03:30 Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:03:31 [music playing]
00:03:35 I don't know about this.
00:03:38 Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:03:41 He never even gave a single damn about you.
00:03:45 I'm still hopelessly in love.
00:03:46 [music playing]
00:03:47 But today, I have to let go.
00:03:49 Yeah.
00:03:51 You're right.
00:03:52 That arrogant asshole isn't worth it.
00:03:54 [music playing]
00:03:57 Thank you.
00:04:05 Thank you.
00:04:05 [music playing]
00:04:08 Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:04:10 [music playing]
00:04:14 Ooh.
00:04:15 [music playing]
00:04:18 Smash, I found my target.
00:04:21 Have fun, OK?
00:04:22 I'll meet up with you later.
00:04:23 Wait.
00:04:24 [music playing]
00:04:27 Bye.
00:04:28 No.
00:04:29 Molly, wait.
00:04:30 [music playing]
00:04:33 [coughs]
00:04:35 [coughs]
00:04:37 Oh, sorry.
00:04:39 Mm, sorry.
00:04:40 [music playing]
00:04:43 Are you OK?
00:04:44 Yeah, I think somebody kind of actually drug my drink.
00:04:46 Oh.
00:04:47 [music playing]
00:04:51 Iden Valentino, my ex-husband.
00:04:58 [music playing]
00:05:02 Iden Valentino, my ex-husband.
00:05:05 [music playing]
00:05:08 Whole family's bankrupt.
00:05:10 Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:05:13 How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt
00:05:15 your dad owes us?
00:05:16 I think the only way she can repay us
00:05:18 is by breaking her bones.
00:05:20 That's not so bad.
00:05:22 Hey!
00:05:24 Get away from her.
00:05:25 [music playing]
00:05:28 Mind your business, unless you want your ribs broken too.
00:05:35 Let's go.
00:05:36 Let's go.
00:05:37 [music playing]
00:05:38 [grunts]
00:05:40 [grunts]
00:05:42 And that's how it feels to get your rib broken too.
00:05:45 Are you OK?
00:05:47 Thank you.
00:05:48 Yeah, of course.
00:05:49 What's your name?
00:05:50 Iden.
00:05:51 Thank you, Iden.
00:05:51 Don't mention it.
00:05:52 [music playing]
00:05:56 I've had a crush on you for five years and married for three.
00:06:08 My husband, you don't even know who I am.
00:06:11 [music playing]
00:06:19 [grunts]
00:06:22 [music playing]
00:06:25 [sighs]
00:06:27 [music playing]
00:06:31 [grunts]
00:06:49 [music playing]
00:06:53 [sighs]
00:06:55 [music playing]
00:06:59 [sighs]
00:07:00 [music playing]
00:07:03 Maybe this can be our departing gift.
00:07:08 [sighs]
00:07:10 Then it's goodbye forever.
00:07:11 [music playing]
00:07:15 [phone buzzing]
00:07:20 [phone buzzing]
00:07:23 [phone buzzing]
00:07:27 [phone buzzing]
00:07:29 [phone buzzing]
00:07:31 Wonderful, the mistress calls.
00:07:33 [phone buzzing]
00:07:34 [music playing]
00:07:37 Hello?
00:07:40 Who are you?
00:07:41 I-- Iden Valentino is still asleep.
00:07:43 Who is this?
00:07:44 Why do you have my boyfriend's phone?
00:07:46 [music playing]
00:07:48 Boyfriend?
00:07:50 He was my husband until yesterday.
00:07:52 Iden's been calling me babe and battlemite.
00:07:55 So who do you think I am?
00:07:57 What?
00:07:58 I-- Iden would never.
00:07:58 Who is this?
00:07:59 [music playing]
00:08:03 You're pretty average.
00:08:12 Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:08:14 [music playing]
00:08:18 [sighs]
00:08:21 That is for cheating on me.
00:08:25 Scumbag.
00:08:26 Exhaustment.
00:08:27 [music playing]
00:08:30 Can I help you?
00:08:32 [music playing]
00:08:36 Do-- do you want this?
00:08:40 I-- I really don't want any more tickets.
00:08:42 I'll let Ani buy a few if you don't want it.
00:08:44 Well, this looks almost brand new.
00:08:46 Yeah.
00:08:47 Wow.
00:08:48 Thank you.
00:08:49 [music playing]
00:08:52 [barking]
00:08:54 Oh, there's a cute little puppy sticker.
00:08:57 Thanks.
00:08:57 [music playing]
00:09:01 [music playing]
00:09:05 [clears throat]
00:09:06 [music playing]
00:09:09 Just average.
00:09:13 Just average.
00:09:14 [music playing]
00:09:18 Where are any of my clothes?
00:09:26 Jake, I need a new phone.
00:09:28 Yes, sir.
00:09:28 Find out who spiked my drink.
00:09:30 Yes, sir.
00:09:31 And more importantly, you need to find out the woman
00:09:34 who was in my room last night.
00:09:36 Well, you, sir.
00:09:37 Yeah.
00:09:38 Also, today is your first day as CEO of the new company
00:09:40 that is acquired.
00:09:41 We're going to start heading out.
00:09:42 Ah, right.
00:09:43 By the way, as per the agreement three years ago,
00:09:45 Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers
00:09:46 for you and your ex-wife.
00:09:47 Oh.
00:09:48 Did she say anything?
00:09:50 The missus said, um, you were such a disappointment
00:09:54 as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:09:56 Rude.
00:09:57 [music playing]
00:09:59 Apologies.
00:10:00 Her words, not mine, sir.
00:10:04 Like the girl from last night.
00:10:05 [music playing]
00:10:08 [helicopter whirring]
00:10:13 [sigh]
00:10:14 [helicopter whirring]
00:10:18 Chop, chop.
00:10:25 OK, the new CEO's about to arrive.
00:10:27 Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:10:30 [sigh]
00:10:32 Stupid ex-husband.
00:10:33 I can't be late.
00:10:35 And sore.
00:10:36 You were never late.
00:10:38 Had a party in last night?
00:10:40 No.
00:10:42 That's not my style.
00:10:44 I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe.
00:10:46 And he's drooling hot and ultra rich.
00:10:49 Whoever married him would be so damn lucky.
00:10:53 You think he interested in one of us?
00:10:54 OK.
00:10:55 Don't be delusional.
00:10:56 He's probably old and bald.
00:10:58 Oh, you're right.
00:10:59 What are you two babbling about?
00:11:00 OK, the CEO's about to be here.
00:11:02 We need to go.
00:11:03 He's here.
00:11:04 Oh my god, what's happening?
00:11:05 Get up. Go, go, go, go.
00:11:07 Everybody look sharp.
00:11:08 Thank you.
00:11:09 [inaudible]
00:11:09 [music playing]
00:11:13 OK, smile.
00:11:26 Smile.
00:11:27 Smile.
00:11:28 [music playing]
00:11:31 [music playing]
00:11:34 Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:11:53 [music playing]
00:11:57 [music playing]
00:12:01 Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:12:07 [music playing]
00:12:10 It is important to maintain a professional image.
00:12:14 Next time this happens, don't bother coming to New York.
00:12:18 [music playing]
00:12:21 OK, he doesn't recognize my face, but not even my name?
00:12:26 [music playing]
00:12:29 Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:12:32 Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he
00:12:34 doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:12:36 Your hair smells kind of nice.
00:12:39 Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:12:42 Um, let her know that I'd like her to be my secretary,
00:12:45 please.
00:12:46 Thank you.
00:12:46 [music playing]
00:12:49 Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:12:54 What?
00:12:55 [music playing]
00:12:57 I'm an engineer.
00:12:59 I'm an engineer.
00:13:01 Hey, hey, hey.
00:13:02 [interposing voices]
00:13:05 Shh.
00:13:07 Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time.
00:13:09 [music playing]
00:13:13 OK.
00:13:14 [music playing]
00:13:17 I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.
00:13:19 Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:13:22 Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:13:26 No.
00:13:28 Just curious.
00:13:30 Miss Brown was saying that she couldn't
00:13:31 reach you on the phone, so she's requesting
00:13:33 that you pick her up tomorrow.
00:13:34 [grunting]
00:13:36 [music playing]
00:13:38 (SINGING) Only feeling laid back, but it's getting late.
00:13:41 Last call is on the way.
00:13:43 Pick your poison, I can pay.
00:13:45 I've been eyeing you, you're riding Mr. Fry,
00:13:48 and I'd say I could ride this high for days.
00:13:50 Here's to hoping you relate.
00:13:52 Are you fading?
00:13:53 Coffee or tea?
00:13:55 Coffee.
00:13:56 (SINGING) I hate it if all this conversation went to waste.
00:14:00 I'll get that right away.
00:14:03 Oh, and next time, knock.
00:14:06 It's basic etiquette.
00:14:08 Of course, your majesty.
00:14:09 [music playing]
00:14:18 Ugh, have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:14:20 You said coffee?
00:14:31 Coffee, please.
00:14:32 Yeah.
00:14:33 Sorry.
00:14:34 I'll go get the coffee.
00:14:37 She wants my attention.
00:14:38 I was going to walk in there, and I was going to say a part.
00:14:46 And then I was going to slap him.
00:14:51 And then--
00:14:52 [knocking]
00:14:54 Miss Sampson, boss wants to see you.
00:14:57 OK.
00:14:57 Your coffee, sir.
00:15:02 [shouting]
00:15:04 Jeez!
00:15:04 Oh!
00:15:06 Woo!
00:15:07 OK.
00:15:08 All right.
00:15:09 [moaning]
00:15:12 Oh, that's the--
00:15:13 Oh, my god.
00:15:14 Oh, my god.
00:15:15 Lisa Sampson, what are you doing?
00:15:16 Do you need something from me, sir?
00:15:18 Yes, I need you.
00:15:21 I need you to go shopping to get a gift that
00:15:24 serves as an apology.
00:15:26 Can you do that?
00:15:27 Must be for Patricia Brown, for that call
00:15:30 I intercepted last night.
00:15:31 God.
00:15:32 Scumbag.
00:15:37 What?
00:15:38 Uh, I'm just--
00:15:40 I'm celebrating because an overly competent engineer
00:15:46 such as myself am more than qualified
00:15:50 to tackle such a daunting task of picking out--
00:15:57 Have we met before?
00:16:00 Have we met before?
00:16:01 We slept together too, dummy.
00:16:04 I don't think so.
00:16:06 I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:16:08 Thank you.
00:16:09 God, this is hot.
00:16:15 [panting]
00:16:17 Jake, an ice pack ASAP.
00:16:22 And another coffee.
00:16:23 What is this?
00:16:30 Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:16:32 I think it is intentional.
00:16:33 Lisa.
00:16:40 Yes?
00:16:42 Do you have a problem with me?
00:16:45 What?
00:16:46 What are you talking about?
00:16:47 Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:16:50 Oh.
00:16:52 OK.
00:16:53 See, I'm an engineer.
00:16:55 So all I had was parchment paper.
00:16:57 You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?
00:17:04 Don't misunderstand me.
00:17:05 I simply thought that brown paper would
00:17:08 match Miss Brown's accents.
00:17:10 And whoever said this is for Patricia Brown,
00:17:13 it's actually for--
00:17:16 what's up?
00:17:17 How many mistresses do you have?
00:17:20 Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:17:21 He's buying gifts for me?
00:17:24 He's never gotten me anything in the three
00:17:26 years we've been married.
00:17:28 Maybe he does have a heart.
00:17:31 Oh.
00:17:33 Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Sampson.
00:17:36 You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:17:38 I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:17:42 Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address
00:17:46 so she can send this to her?
00:17:47 Jesus fucking Christ.
00:17:52 I know where I live.
00:17:54 I'll find the address.
00:17:55 Hmm.
00:18:00 She wants to play.
00:18:02 And I shall indulge her.
00:18:06 No, he literally did not remember his own ex-wife's
00:18:10 name.
00:18:11 Forget his ass.
00:18:13 You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:18:14 Why don't we go again?
00:18:16 No, I, um--
00:18:17 I've got a headache.
00:18:19 And I don't want to drink.
00:18:20 Go ahead.
00:18:22 I don't-- yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:18:23 Yeah.
00:18:24 Hey, hey, can I play that?
00:18:27 So why don't you go to a business dinner
00:18:29 and drink with us tonight?
00:18:29 Uh, tonight I can't.
00:18:34 I have, um, got plans.
00:18:36 And I'm not drinking anyway.
00:18:38 Perfect.
00:18:39 You can be our designated driver then.
00:18:41 Um, no.
00:18:45 Cheers.
00:18:51 Why won't she drink up?
00:19:00 This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:19:02 How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:19:07 Ask me nicely, and maybe I'll save you.
00:19:10 Jerk face.
00:19:11 How about this?
00:19:16 I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:19:19 It's wonderful for your health.
00:19:25 I'm sure that your wife will be very excited
00:19:28 about it later tonight.
00:19:29 [GIGGLING]
00:19:30 [LAUGHTER]
00:19:39 Hm, slick.
00:19:43 But gross.
00:19:44 Hm, maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:19:47 What are you doing?
00:19:52 It's pad thai.
00:19:54 It's got peanuts.
00:19:57 You know about the boss's peanut allergy.
00:19:59 And how the hell would you know that?
00:20:02 Mr. Valentino is the hottest bachelor in town.
00:20:04 So you know all the girls in the office
00:20:06 have been talking about it.
00:20:08 I knew it.
00:20:09 She's interested in me.
00:20:12 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Ms. Epson.
00:20:15 Says the one who hires his ex-wife to be his secretary.
00:20:18 Yeah, excuse me.
00:20:19 Just a minute.
00:20:26 Excuse me.
00:20:27 She's a good secretary.
00:20:34 I still don't understand why you wanted me to prank her for you.
00:20:37 Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:20:39 So she has a sense of humor.
00:20:41 Don't be so mean to her.
00:20:43 I was your college roommate for four years,
00:20:45 and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:20:49 I was your college roommate for four years,
00:20:51 and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:20:56 Excuse me.
00:20:57 Where are you going?
00:20:59 You're my driver.
00:21:00 Oops.
00:21:07 I better go check on my restaurant.
00:21:11 Your next meal is on me.
00:21:12 Your grandfather called.
00:21:19 He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino
00:21:20 to come back and have dinner with him
00:21:21 now that you're back in the country.
00:21:23 He doesn't know that we're divorced?
00:21:25 Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:21:27 Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:21:29 After all, it is her who's been taking
00:21:31 care of him all these years.
00:21:32 She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage
00:21:36 contract from my grandpa if she didn't have allegedly
00:21:39 run into him to save him from an asthma,
00:21:41 not to mention the $2 million she got out of it.
00:21:44 So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him?
00:21:45 It's all for her own benefit.
00:21:49 Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Iden.
00:21:53 [music playing]
00:21:55 Come on.
00:21:56 Let it out.
00:21:58 I should have just let him die.
00:21:59 Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy,
00:22:02 and then rip up his $2 million check
00:22:04 and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:22:07 Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?
00:22:09 What else am I supposed to do?
00:22:12 I waited for three years.
00:22:14 And for what?
00:22:16 Some pitiful divorce gifts, which I had
00:22:18 to buy and wrap myself in?
00:22:20 I should just give it up.
00:22:22 But you've been in love with him for so long.
00:22:24 And you gave up so much for him.
00:22:25 Samson, Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack
00:22:38 of goodbyes tonight.
00:22:39 He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:22:42 He's insane.
00:22:43 I'm quitting.
00:22:44 [music playing]
00:22:48 [car engine]
00:22:52 [inaudible]
00:22:53 No, no!
00:22:53 The Supermodel with the star!
00:22:55 The one and only!
00:22:57 You're my Supermodel!
00:22:58 Oh, my god!
00:22:59 Can you please let me go?
00:23:00 [inaudible]
00:23:01 No, no!
00:23:02 The Supermodel with the star!
00:23:03 The one and only!
00:23:05 You're my Supermodel!
00:23:07 Can you please let me go?
00:23:08 [inaudible]
00:23:10 [screaming]
00:23:12 Thank you!
00:23:13 [inaudible]
00:23:14 Thank you so much!
00:23:15 Oh, my god!
00:23:16 Oh, my god!
00:23:17 He's run his modeling career sky high thanks to your help.
00:23:19 She broke her leg four years ago, saving my life.
00:23:21 I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:23:23 Yeah, take this.
00:23:29 Thank you.
00:23:30 I didn't think you were so much for picking me up.
00:23:35 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:23:38 OK, well, I tried to call you two days ago,
00:23:41 and some random woman picked up.
00:23:43 Who was she?
00:23:44 [music playing]
00:23:45 [car door slams]
00:23:46 Sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:23:52 Was it OK?
00:23:53 Yeah, it's fine.
00:23:54 It got out of the way in time.
00:23:56 Ew.
00:23:57 [groans]
00:23:58 What?
00:23:58 What's going on?
00:23:59 I hit my knee.
00:24:00 It's hurting.
00:24:01 Hey, Jake, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:24:03 No!
00:24:04 No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:05 You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:24:06 I mean, it's too far gone, and I'm
00:24:08 just reminded of all the pain.
00:24:10 But if you spend some time with me, you'll feel better.
00:24:17 Get in the car.
00:24:18 Letter of resignation.
00:24:26 So Steven's covering for Anna while she's away.
00:24:28 I moved your 11 AM to 12.
00:24:30 And then lastly, the board emailed today.
00:24:32 They said as soon as you make sure everything
00:24:33 is in order here, they want to transfer you to their new
00:24:35 start at the three months.
00:24:36 Hm.
00:24:37 He's only going to be here for three months?
00:24:39 That means I don't have to resign.
00:24:42 What is that?
00:24:44 Your apology for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:24:46 Mm-hmm.
00:24:48 OK.
00:24:51 It-- it's--
00:24:53 OK, you can--
00:24:53 It's--
00:24:54 [grunts]
00:24:55 [music playing]
00:24:56 (SINGING) I know you're feeling laid back, but it's getting late.
00:24:58 Last call is on me.
00:24:59 You're always falling.
00:25:01 You know, falling for me will have severe consequences.
00:25:07 Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago,
00:25:10 saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:25:12 Mm.
00:25:13 And I have 20/20 vision.
00:25:15 And what is that supposed to mean?
00:25:17 She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:25:18 And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:25:20 [music playing]
00:25:22 [sighs]
00:25:22 [music playing]
00:25:24 [clapping]
00:25:25 [music playing]
00:25:28 Looks like the break-in bolded her.
00:25:30 She's special.
00:25:32 If he thinks he can bully me into submission,
00:25:34 he's got another thing coming.
00:25:35 [music playing]
00:25:37 Oh, and get me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:25:39 Wait for secretary, sir.
00:25:41 Secretary, duh.
00:25:43 [phone buzzing]
00:25:44 [music playing]
00:25:47 Hello.
00:25:48 Hey.
00:25:49 Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:25:51 A family dinner tonight.
00:25:53 OK.
00:26:03 [sighs]
00:26:06 I can't keep this secret forever.
00:26:08 I cannot do it.
00:26:10 There are other jobs in the world.
00:26:12 I'll lose this one and find another.
00:26:13 [music playing]
00:26:14 [knocking]
00:26:15 [music playing]
00:26:17 Grandpa Valentino?
00:26:19 Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:26:21 Oh, ow, ow.
00:26:24 I must have heard something.
00:26:25 Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
00:26:26 Here.
00:26:27 I'll be all right.
00:26:28 You know, the doctor said it would
00:26:31 be healthy for me to have some distractions.
00:26:34 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps?
00:26:38 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps?
00:26:42 Then I could run around chasing after them.
00:26:46 Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:26:50 How about some tea?
00:26:52 That would be lovely.
00:26:53 OK.
00:26:55 Wait.
00:26:56 Where's Ida?
00:26:57 [music playing]
00:27:00 Um, Ida and I--
00:27:05 Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived in the driveway.
00:27:10 Well, finally.
00:27:13 Let's go get him, my dear.
00:27:14 OK.
00:27:15 Sir?
00:27:28 Mr. Ryden is a bit busy at the moment,
00:27:30 so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:27:33 I get to live another day.
00:27:34 Yes!
00:27:35 Tell me, where is he?
00:27:44 He's, um-- he's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:27:47 Ugh.
00:27:48 Brown is a bitch again.
00:27:50 Ah, hat boy.
00:27:53 Have a goldfish.
00:27:56 I guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:27:58 Oh, gosh.
00:28:05 [grunting]
00:28:11 Oh, Ida, can you open my leg?
00:28:12 Yes.
00:28:13 I need to really stretch my glute.
00:28:16 Wider?
00:28:16 Yeah.
00:28:17 Open it.
00:28:18 More.
00:28:19 It's open.
00:28:20 More.
00:28:20 OK.
00:28:21 [grunting]
00:28:24 [panting]
00:28:26 [grunting]
00:28:27 Um, excuse me, sir.
00:28:32 Your grandfather insists that you join him.
00:28:34 OK, yes.
00:28:35 I think I should go.
00:28:35 Where are you going?
00:28:36 I thought you wanted nothing to do with your scheming ex-wife.
00:28:38 Hey, Grandpa.
00:28:45 How are you?
00:28:46 Um, I think I'd just come in and check up on you.
00:28:49 What are you--
00:28:49 Oh, you remember I exist, do you?
00:28:52 You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:28:55 Well, you missed Lisa.
00:28:57 She just left.
00:28:58 Even the tea is still warm.
00:29:00 You'd rather fly around the world
00:29:02 with that dang mistress of yours
00:29:04 and spare one glance at your wife.
00:29:06 Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:29:08 Don't you mention her name in this house.
00:29:10 Go explain to your wife.
00:29:12 Actually, there's something that--
00:29:14 What?
00:29:15 I said--
00:29:16 Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family
00:29:20 this entire time?
00:29:22 She takes me to all my doctor visits, even this tea.
00:29:26 She makes the blend all herself.
00:29:28 This tea isn't bad.
00:29:41 You could be drinking this every day.
00:29:44 Grandpa, it's average.
00:29:47 Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:29:49 Gave it to Lisa already.
00:29:51 You can't bribe me with pets.
00:29:54 I want a human great-grandchild.
00:29:57 Now go home.
00:29:58 And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:30:02 OK, Grandpa.
00:30:03 Hey, where you going with my tea?
00:30:10 It's not bad.
00:30:11 Hey, girl, what's wrong?
00:30:15 Is your dad still a veterinarian?
00:30:16 And do you know how to take care of the goldfish?
00:30:18 Yes and no.
00:30:20 But, girl, you got a goldfish?
00:30:21 I got a goldfish.
00:30:22 Is it a girl or a boy?
00:30:25 All the tea today?
00:30:26 Order up.
00:30:31 One piping hot tea.
00:30:33 I don't know if the diminished brain capacity
00:30:34 is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:30:36 or from fumigating himself every day with body spray.
00:30:38 But either way, you look like a feral dog
00:30:40 and you smell like one too.
00:30:41 How's that for tea?
00:30:43 Make sure it's hot.
00:30:45 What?
00:30:49 Got enough work for you to do?
00:30:51 Got enough time to chit chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:30:54 You know, I don't think I'm actually very good
00:30:56 at this whole secretary thing.
00:30:57 So maybe I should--
00:30:58 Oh, don't cut yourself short.
00:30:59 You make a nice cup of coffee.
00:31:01 And not a bad cup of tea either.
00:31:08 It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:31:10 So tell me, what did you put in it?
00:31:17 It's just an herb blend.
00:31:21 I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:31:26 I did.
00:31:27 Trish, I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:31:29 First time seeing the mistress in person.
00:31:36 She's pretty.
00:31:39 But stupid and mean.
00:31:40 I have to go shopping.
00:31:41 Why don't you come with?
00:31:43 I'm a bit busy today.
00:31:45 Here, why don't you take the car, Lisa?
00:31:47 Take her shopping.
00:31:48 Thank you.
00:31:49 You two have fun.
00:31:54 Men like them stupid, don't they?
00:31:55 Take a photo of me holding this, and then we
00:32:07 can just throw it out after.
00:32:14 Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:32:16 I can tell you what I did.
00:32:22 He sent you here to serve me.
00:32:25 I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.
00:32:27 Is that because you spend so much time looking
00:32:29 at yourself in the mirror?
00:32:30 I'm going to swat away all the flies surrounding Ida.
00:32:33 Flies among turtles.
00:32:37 Are you calling him a piece of shit?
00:32:38 Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:32:42 Hey, what is going on?
00:32:43 Ah!
00:32:44 She hit me.
00:32:47 I love technology.
00:32:50 She hit me, actually.
00:32:51 The security cameras never lie.
00:32:53 Anyway, as if I haven't watched enough real short shows
00:33:02 to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:33:06 Did you hit her?
00:33:06 No.
00:33:07 She's lying.
00:33:10 Thank god that shit-head ex-husband
00:33:12 didn't take the house and hot tub with him.
00:33:14 I can relax after a long day.
00:33:23 What is a shit-head ex-husband?
00:33:34 Wait, what did you just call me?
00:33:37 Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:33:39 Look, I'm a bit drunk.
00:33:41 So I'm going to need you to come pick me up
00:33:43 at the Seventh Heaven bar.
00:33:46 What?
00:33:47 Yeah.
00:33:48 Wait, Seventh Heaven?
00:33:50 No way I'm going.
00:33:51 Should have told him to go to hell.
00:33:55 Hey.
00:34:05 You're cute.
00:34:07 Want to dance?
00:34:09 You're drunk.
00:34:11 How about I take you home?
00:34:12 No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:34:15 Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:34:17 Hey, can you get up?
00:34:19 Hey, ever heard of first come, first serve, ugly Betty?
00:34:22 If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely
00:34:24 not coming home with you.
00:34:26 OK.
00:34:29 You know what?
00:34:30 Let's bet on it.
00:34:31 If he comes home with me, you pay his tab.
00:34:33 But if he goes home with you, I'll pay yours.
00:34:36 Deal.
00:34:37 Should have checked the mirror before leaving the house,
00:34:38 loser.
00:34:39 Great.
00:34:40 Want to come home with me?
00:34:45 That sounds good.
00:34:52 What, is he blind?
00:34:53 I'm clearly the hot one.
00:34:55 Thanks for picking up the tab.
00:35:01 Good?
00:35:05 Why don't you call Jake or Miss Poopy Pants?
00:35:11 What, are you jealous?
00:35:12 My god, how can he be this hot?
00:35:16 Mr. Valentino, Mrs. Valentino?
00:35:19 Please sign.
00:35:20 Oh, sorry.
00:35:25 Former Mrs. Valentino.
00:35:26 Oh, I get it.
00:35:35 Sorry for interrupting.
00:35:36 Carry on.
00:35:37 Rich guys only start stating her after the divorce.
00:35:45 Hey, more money for us lawyers.
00:35:48 So?
00:35:54 Mrs. Valentino.
00:35:58 OK.
00:35:58 Um.
00:36:03 I admit it.
00:36:06 I'm your ex-wife.
00:36:08 Oh, OK.
00:36:15 OK.
00:36:16 Just kidding, I'm good.
00:36:22 OK.
00:36:23 You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:36:46 I bet you think I skimmed my way into this marriage.
00:36:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:36:53 When I found out that your grandfather wanted me
00:36:56 to marry you, I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:37:02 Whatever.
00:37:04 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:06 Your house-- your house smells so nice.
00:37:09 But not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.
00:37:17 But why, why does she always yell at me?
00:37:21 I don't yell at you.
00:37:22 Well, then tell me, why do you play so hard to get?
00:37:28 Oh, my God.
00:37:35 So confused.
00:37:36 OK.
00:37:41 You were drunk, and now you're drunk.
00:37:44 Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:37:47 Lisa Sampson.
00:37:48 Look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:37:54 that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:37:56 It's-- sorry, are you OK?
00:38:00 Don't assume the worst of me.
00:38:02 Is money all that you care about?
00:38:04 No, I should have left you at the club.
00:38:05 Don't call me after 5 PM.
00:38:07 Shit.
00:38:12 I fucked up.
00:38:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:38:16 Got files for you.
00:38:20 Hey, I got your favorite page for you.
00:38:22 They are quarterly budget reports
00:38:24 from the finance department.
00:38:25 They need you to signature immediately.
00:38:28 OK, I just want to talk a little bit to you about last--
00:38:30 This is urgent.
00:38:31 How's your shoulder?
00:38:41 Mr. Valentino, I found the mystery woman
00:38:43 that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:38:44 What?
00:38:45 No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes here, Jake.
00:38:54 How am I going to see who it actually is?
00:38:58 Thank God it's just a silhouette.
00:38:59 It may just be a silhouette.
00:39:02 But I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon
00:39:04 with a positive pregnancy test asking Mr. Valentino
00:39:06 to pay child support.
00:39:07 It's not with the overreactive imagination.
00:39:09 Take it back, Jake.
00:39:11 No way am I pregnant.
00:39:14 Samson, your back.
00:39:17 What?
00:39:18 Your back and the back of your hair
00:39:19 look identical to the woman in this video.
00:39:21 Identical's a strong word, don't we think?
00:39:24 Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:39:28 He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:39:30 Take off your blazer.
00:39:34 What?
00:39:36 You heard me.
00:39:37 Take off the blazer.
00:39:38 That-- that's an HR violation, actually.
00:39:41 Well, if that was you and the security camera,
00:39:42 I can go to HR.
00:39:44 Now take off the blazer.
00:39:45 Stop.
00:39:46 Lisa, what's the problem?
00:39:48 The blazer.
00:39:48 We take off the blazer.
00:39:50 Take off the--
00:39:51 I'm not staying inside it.
00:39:52 What's going on here?
00:39:54 You're trying to steal my boyfriend.
00:39:56 Hey, that's enough, Patricia.
00:39:57 Jesus.
00:39:58 I-- we're going on our date, right?
00:40:01 Great, I'm going to leave.
00:40:02 And you're coming with us.
00:40:03 What?
00:40:08 I can't.
00:40:09 I've-- I've got a fish to feed at home,
00:40:12 and I don't want it to go belly up, so--
00:40:13 Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:40:17 Your boss.
00:40:18 The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man, so--
00:40:24 Well, you're on the clock.
00:40:25 So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:40:28 I didn't.
00:40:29 You don't need a third wheeler.
00:40:30 Patricia.
00:40:33 Fine.
00:40:34 I'll go.
00:40:36 That's over time.
00:40:38 So you're going to pay.
00:40:40 Yeah.
00:40:41 Oh my god, Aiden.
00:40:45 Did you see that new film I got started?
00:40:48 OK, there's this character, an evil queen,
00:40:50 and she reminds me so much of your sleazy ex-wife.
00:40:55 Thank you, my friend.
00:40:56 Of course.
00:40:57 On the house.
00:40:58 Cheers.
00:41:05 [GASP]
00:41:06 Oh no.
00:41:07 Looks like I got you all wet.
00:41:09 I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:41:12 Bathroom.
00:41:15 Sorry.
00:41:16 Gaming queen coming through.
00:41:17 Anyway, the production was, eh.
00:41:24 My coverage, eh.
00:41:25 They really should have put a higher budget.
00:41:27 I just, like, I'm really confused.
00:41:28 Like, clearly didn't know what she was doing.
00:41:30 They didn't give me enough bronzer.
00:41:32 I just-- whatever.
00:41:33 But you know me.
00:41:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:41:37 Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Aiden.
00:41:42 And who are you to tell me this?
00:41:44 His mistress?
00:41:45 He loves me.
00:41:47 [SCREAM]
00:41:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:41:53 What are you going to do?
00:41:56 Hit me?
00:41:57 [SCREAM]
00:41:58 Bingo.
00:42:00 You asked for it.
00:42:01 Mistress is getting slapped.
00:42:04 Hey, and what is with all the noise?
00:42:05 Huh?
00:42:06 Aiden, she slapped me.
00:42:08 And why would you do that?
00:42:09 Because I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming
00:42:15 little bitch.
00:42:17 Don't think I can't fire you.
00:42:18 Yes, fire her.
00:42:20 You can't.
00:42:21 Because I am firing you from my life.
00:42:25 You can't do that.
00:42:26 I just did.
00:42:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:42:30 No.
00:42:31 Hey, if I was you, I would take that back.
00:42:34 You can't do that.
00:42:35 I just did.
00:42:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:42:39 Hey, if I was you, I would take that back.
00:42:43 Aiden, my leg.
00:42:45 It's hurting again.
00:42:46 Did she just fire me?
00:42:49 She just fired me.
00:42:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:42:59 Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:43:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:43:05 Mm, mm.
00:43:10 Oh.
00:43:11 Oh, my god.
00:43:11 This tea sucks.
00:43:12 What is this?
00:43:13 Samson left, sir.
00:43:14 Remember?
00:43:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:43:17 Do you want a new one?
00:43:19 Or do you want a coffee instead?
00:43:20 No, no.
00:43:21 I don't want-- take that away.
00:43:25 Yes, sir.
00:43:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:43:29 [SLURPING]
00:43:31 [SLAP]
00:43:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:43:34 God.
00:43:36 [CLEARS THROAT]
00:43:38 Boss doesn't like your blends.
00:43:41 Do you know how many different combinations
00:43:42 of tea leaves, temperatures, and techniques
00:43:44 the former secretary tested and formulated just
00:43:45 for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:43:47 Yeah, that's true.
00:43:49 Ever since the new CO arrived, all she would do
00:43:51 is carry tea leaves, prepared to make any combination
00:43:54 any time his little heart desired.
00:43:57 Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:43:59 And such big shoes to fill.
00:44:01 How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:44:03 Spill the tea.
00:44:05 Did she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:44:09 Was that pun intended or unintended?
00:44:13 Careful not to get fired.
00:44:15 Unintended, right?
00:44:17 I thought so.
00:44:20 [CLEARS THROAT]
00:44:24 She's always so cold to me on the surface.
00:44:27 But deep down, she actually really cares about me.
00:44:31 What's this?
00:44:36 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:44:39 The shop owners send both items here by mistake.
00:44:41 So I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:44:43 OK.
00:44:44 I would put your suit in the executive closet.
00:44:46 But Samson still has the key.
00:44:49 Just hire her back.
00:44:51 I mean, I don't get it.
00:44:51 When you fire somebody, and they take the key,
00:44:54 that makes no sense.
00:44:55 I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:44:56 Be glad I don't have a cat.
00:45:07 Otherwise, this fish would already be dead.
00:45:10 LOL.
00:45:11 Is this the goldfish that she got?
00:45:14 Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:45:18 Huh.
00:45:19 Oh.
00:45:21 It's a cute puppy.
00:45:23 I like puppies, too.
00:45:26 Going out tonight.
00:45:27 Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy.
00:45:31 Who are you going out with?
00:45:37 No, it's-- it's probably best just to be nice.
00:45:40 Let me just--
00:45:41 cute puppy.
00:45:47 Period.
00:45:50 Yeah, that's fine.
00:45:52 [DOORBELL RINGS]
00:45:54 [PHONE CHIMES]
00:45:56 What?
00:45:58 Oh, my-- OK.
00:46:00 All this hard-to-get strategies is just going too far, Lisa.
00:46:04 Jeez, Jake, what are you--
00:46:07 Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting
00:46:08 her attention than it is the other way around?
00:46:11 How long have you been standing there?
00:46:15 It's time for the event, sir.
00:46:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:46:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:46:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:46:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:46:55 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:46:58 My schemey ex-wife is here.
00:47:00 She better not say anything bad about me.
00:47:02 Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:47:04 Mm-mm.
00:47:05 You-- what are you doing here?
00:47:16 It's none of your beeswax.
00:47:19 I don't work for you anymore.
00:47:22 And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:47:25 Who are you here to meet?
00:47:27 Throwing this much skin, trying to look so appetizing,
00:47:31 fishing for a new husband?
00:47:33 I'm definitely not fishing for you.
00:47:36 You are always so difficult.
00:47:38 You know that?
00:47:38 Am I?
00:47:39 Sir, Mrs. Valentino.
00:47:40 I'm Nicole.
00:47:45 I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:47:46 Mrs. Valentino?
00:47:50 Oh!
00:47:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:47:53 What--
00:47:54 Oh, oh, my mistake.
00:47:57 Excuse me.
00:47:58 Yeah, it's fine.
00:47:59 Did I get the wrong person?
00:48:06 I see her at the hospital all the time
00:48:09 with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:48:12 This is the file you wanted on Lisa Samson.
00:48:14 Mm-hmm.
00:48:15 The secretary.
00:48:20 I haven't looked at it.
00:48:21 I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator
00:48:24 to look into your co-workers.
00:48:25 What?
00:48:26 She's married.
00:48:26 I heard she just got divorced.
00:48:28 Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?
00:48:30 She's not ready for a new relationship?
00:48:34 Mr. and Mrs. Valentino.
00:48:36 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:48:39 Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit.
00:48:41 Let's go.
00:48:41 Sir.
00:48:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48:46 This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:48:58 Oh.
00:48:59 [DOG BARKING]
00:49:03 Tam, you literally shit where you eat, just like him.
00:49:06 Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:49:10 But-- but you're a good boy.
00:49:13 Can't say a thing about that jerk face.
00:49:15 She's talking about you, sir.
00:49:17 Oh, that's way too rude.
00:49:19 I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:49:21 That's not her.
00:49:23 Then who are you here to see?
00:49:24 I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed.
00:49:27 It's not that Lisa.
00:49:31 Let's go.
00:49:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:49:41 Is he here to see me?
00:49:57 You're back?
00:50:05 I just walked your dog.
00:50:07 Thank you.
00:50:08 Mm-hmm.
00:50:09 Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice
00:50:13 in one night?
00:50:14 I don't understand why you just can't admit to him
00:50:19 that you're his ex-wife.
00:50:21 He is the one that owes you an apology.
00:50:23 OK, you're right.
00:50:24 But I just--
00:50:25 I don't know.
00:50:29 I thought it would be a clean break.
00:50:30 Now-- I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around.
00:50:35 That's true.
00:50:36 But he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:50:39 And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:50:40 Scumbags don't live in our head rent free.
00:50:43 You're right.
00:50:44 Yeah.
00:50:44 OK, cheers to that.
00:50:45 Yeah.
00:50:47 Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:50:50 Yes, you are.
00:50:51 [LAUGHS]
00:50:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:50:57 [PHONE VIBRATING]
00:51:00 What do you want?
00:51:08 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite
00:51:11 you back to be a secretary.
00:51:13 You going to call her?
00:51:17 Almost there, sir.
00:51:18 OK, keep him waiting.
00:51:20 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you
00:51:24 back to be a secretary.
00:51:25 [DOOR OPENS]
00:51:26 [SCREAMS]
00:51:27 Samson, are you all right?
00:51:29 [DOOR OPENS]
00:51:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:51:33 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:51:34 Give me the phone.
00:51:34 Give me the phone.
00:51:36 Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me?
00:51:37 Talk to me.
00:51:38 Uh, Mr. Valentino, a girl who has self-respect
00:51:42 doesn't do takesies-backsies.
00:51:43 So bye.
00:51:45 No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:51:46 Wait.
00:51:47 Lisa, what if I were to tell you I can give you
00:51:49 your own independent project?
00:51:52 In exchange, you come back and work for me,
00:51:55 secretary, for a month.
00:51:57 Is he serious?
00:51:58 It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:52:01 So how does that sound?
00:52:02 Oh, and not to mention it would be good for your career
00:52:04 and the pay raise.
00:52:07 Maybe I can finally give back the $2 million
00:52:10 check and call it even.
00:52:12 All right, deal.
00:52:14 Well, hold on, hold on.
00:52:14 I thought you said no takesies-backsies a moment ago.
00:52:17 Yeah, but there's a condition.
00:52:18 You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of,
00:52:21 then it's open for discussion.
00:52:23 Well, all right, then.
00:52:24 I will see you tomorrow.
00:52:26 See you tomorrow.
00:52:26 Your tea.
00:52:37 Welcome back, Lisa.
00:52:39 So tell me, did you block me?
00:52:44 No.
00:52:50 Definitely, definitely not block you.
00:52:53 Did you know that you get extra loud
00:52:55 and animated when you lie?
00:52:57 Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:53:01 Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:53:03 Who was it?
00:53:04 Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:53:07 Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:53:09 You're coming with me.
00:53:10 Let's go.
00:53:19 Frank Dunst, the CEO of our rival company,
00:53:21 should be right inside.
00:53:22 Why are we back here again?
00:53:24 Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:53:31 Bathroom!
00:53:31 Let's go.
00:53:37 Oh, my.
00:53:45 Aiden Valentino.
00:53:50 What can I do for you, chick?
00:53:52 Is that one of your goons?
00:54:00 Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:54:02 Hello, pretty.
00:54:13 [HEARTBEAT]
00:54:15 Can I be Frank?
00:54:19 I would love that.
00:54:23 Hello, pretty.
00:54:26 I got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:54:29 How about I give you a tour you won't forget?
00:54:32 Respectfully, no.
00:54:33 Did I mention that I own this place?
00:54:37 Oh, really?
00:54:40 Well, in that case--
00:54:42 You're going to regret this!
00:54:54 I'll show you real pain.
00:55:00 I'll show you real pain.
00:55:01 Hey!
00:55:02 You OK?
00:55:09 [GRUNTS]
00:55:11 Don't you know who I am?
00:55:13 Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!
00:55:15 [GLASS SHATTERS]
00:55:16 Hey!
00:55:17 If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:55:24 The soul heir to the Maple Fortress.
00:55:27 So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:55:29 And he doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:55:31 Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:55:36 What do you want, Aiden?
00:55:38 Hm.
00:55:39 The North Point Project.
00:55:42 I'm interested in this.
00:55:44 The North Point Project.
00:55:47 I'm interested in that.
00:55:48 $100 billion project.
00:55:51 That's right.
00:55:54 All right.
00:55:55 I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:55:58 And I also want an apology to my secretary now.
00:56:03 I'm sorry.
00:56:05 And I apologize on behalf of this--
00:56:07 [GRUNTS]
00:56:08 Idiot!
00:56:09 My subordinates are all highly competent, unlike yours.
00:56:13 That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:56:16 [GRUNTS]
00:56:17 [GRUNTS]
00:56:19 Let's go.
00:56:20 I, um--
00:56:26 I want to thank you for saving me.
00:56:33 And, um, would you have done the same
00:56:36 if it were a different girl?
00:56:39 Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:56:42 No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:56:45 I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:56:48 Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:56:52 No.
00:56:53 No, no.
00:56:54 I-- I--
00:56:55 I'm not.
00:56:57 [SIGHS]
00:56:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:57:02 Do you dance?
00:57:08 Oh, um, no.
00:57:10 Um, not anymore.
00:57:12 I mean, not-- just not anymore.
00:57:14 A gift from the company, not from me.
00:57:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:57:28 You really don't remember me anymore?
00:57:34 I don't.
00:57:35 No, he's so out of his league.
00:57:41 I don't have anything left to do, do you, Ernie?
00:57:43 [SCREAMS]
00:57:50 Oh, no!
00:57:51 No!
00:57:52 Are you OK?
00:57:54 I can't see.
00:57:56 I can't see.
00:57:58 [SCREAMS]
00:57:59 Oh, my leg!
00:58:00 [SCREAMS]
00:58:01 Shit!
00:58:02 You two!
00:58:03 Call the police!
00:58:04 Bill!
00:58:05 Bill!
00:58:06 Mr. Valentino!
00:58:07 We have to get you to safety.
00:58:08 One second.
00:58:09 [GROANS]
00:58:10 Here.
00:58:11 This is my family heirloom.
00:58:13 Come find me.
00:58:15 We really have to go.
00:58:16 [GROANS]
00:58:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:58:21 [SIGHS]
00:58:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:58:25 How do you know I like dogs?
00:58:40 He pays attention to me.
00:58:42 Brian!
00:58:48 Lisa!
00:58:49 Hi.
00:58:50 Hi.
00:58:51 Let me get this.
00:58:54 This looks good.
00:58:59 It's for tonight.
00:59:01 Oh.
00:59:02 OK.
00:59:03 I got his tickets to see Swan Lake next weekend.
00:59:06 What?
00:59:07 I left them at the office.
00:59:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:59:18 I knew you wanted to go out with me.
00:59:20 Wait, Lisa.
00:59:25 Why aren't you with the Valentinos for the holidays
00:59:27 this year?
00:59:28 Because that jerk-faced ex-husband
00:59:30 didn't want to see me at all.
00:59:31 Has that Iden Valentino been mean to you?
00:59:33 No.
00:59:34 No.
00:59:35 It's-- it's great.
00:59:37 I mean, his grandpa loves me, OK?
00:59:39 And, like, he got me a designer purse.
00:59:41 If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend,
00:59:43 who blackmailed me for $10,000, I'd be dead.
00:59:46 And my ex-girlfriend, who blackmailed me for $2 million,
00:59:48 she wouldn't have had to agree to the marriage contract anyway.
00:59:51 It's all my fault.
00:59:52 No, it's not.
00:59:53 Hey, it's OK.
00:59:55 Brian, it's not your fault.
01:00:02 Why do you have a picture of Patricia
01:00:04 Brown on your dartboard?
01:00:06 Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
01:00:09 You know, she's hiding from her crimes.
01:00:11 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
01:00:13 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
01:00:15 That's why we owe $2 million?
01:00:17 Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, OK?
01:00:19 Just-- just live your happy married life.
01:00:22 That's all I want for you.
01:00:24 You've already done too much for me.
01:00:27 [phone buzzing]
01:00:29 Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital.
01:00:36 I have to go.
01:00:38 Will you be back for dinner?
01:00:39 I don't know.
01:00:40 [beeping]
01:00:42 [beeping]
01:00:44 Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
01:00:51 Iden Valentino, even if he doesn't want to see me,
01:00:54 he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
01:00:56 [beeping]
01:00:58 [music playing]
01:01:00 What the hell are you doing here?
01:01:08 He was with her again?
01:01:09 [footsteps]
01:01:11 You're like a leech, huh?
01:01:15 Can't get rid of you.
01:01:16 I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
01:01:20 What?
01:01:21 I didn't slap you hard enough last time,
01:01:23 so you came back for more?
01:01:24 [slap]
01:01:25 [scream]
01:01:26 Name your price.
01:01:29 How much to get you away from Iden?
01:01:31 How much for you to leave Iden alone?
01:01:33 $1 million?
01:01:35 I'll pay you $1 million to leave Iden alone.
01:01:39 That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
01:01:41 Is that how much Iden Valentino is worth to you?
01:01:44 What a joke.
01:01:45 $5 million.
01:01:46 [scoffs]
01:01:47 $5 trillion.
01:01:51 Couldn't buy my love for Iden Valentino.
01:01:53 What do you know about Iden anyway?
01:01:55 He's allergic to peanuts.
01:01:57 He loves seafood and his evening runs.
01:02:00 Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman,
01:02:02 but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
01:02:05 He's a dog person like me,
01:02:06 and if he sees a dog on his evening runs,
01:02:08 he will stop just so that he can play with it.
01:02:12 I will seduce Iden from you.
01:02:15 He's mine.
01:02:17 Yeah!
01:02:20 Iden.
01:02:21 [clears throat]
01:02:23 Awkward.
01:02:25 What a confession, Lisa.
01:02:30 I didn't know you feel that way about me.
01:02:32 Okay.
01:02:34 Mrs. Valentino.
01:02:36 Oh, I mean, actually, what do I call you?
01:02:41 I'm Nicole.
01:02:43 I'm the nurse at the hospital.
01:02:45 Lisa.
01:02:46 Lisa's totally fine.
01:02:48 Okay.
01:02:49 Thank you.
01:02:50 I hope everything's okay.
01:02:51 Yeah, yeah, no, sorry.
01:02:52 I'm just a little tired.
01:02:54 Oh, it's good to see you again.
01:02:55 Yo, you too.
01:02:56 You look great in your scrubs.
01:02:58 [laughs]
01:02:59 Hi, baby.
01:03:00 Hi.
01:03:01 Mm-hmm.
01:03:02 Grandpa.
01:03:04 [beeps]
01:03:06 How you doing?
01:03:08 [dramatic music]
01:03:11 Hi.
01:03:12 Yeah.
01:03:14 Remember Lisa Sampson?
01:03:16 How about some sweet revenge?
01:03:19 [dramatic music]
01:03:22 ♪ ♪
01:03:30 Oh.
01:03:31 Jake, can you get Lisa in here?
01:03:33 Thank you.
01:03:34 You called for me?
01:03:36 Shh.
01:03:37 My God.
01:03:40 How can he be this hot?
01:03:42 Can you please tie this tie for me?
01:03:45 I--I don't know how to tie a tie, actually,
01:03:49 so you should have--
01:03:50 Jake!
01:03:51 Jake, help you out with that.
01:03:53 Well, you are already in here,
01:03:55 so why don't you give it a shot?
01:03:58 Fine.
01:03:59 ♪ ♪
01:04:01 [sighs]
01:04:02 ♪ ♪
01:04:09 [squeaks]
01:04:10 You're not too good at this, are you?
01:04:12 Mm-hmm.
01:04:13 Guess you have no one else to practice on.
01:04:15 Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:04:18 No.
01:04:20 You're actually the first.
01:04:23 Okay.
01:04:24 I've got--I've got work to do, so, you know.
01:04:26 Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:04:28 [dramatic music]
01:04:31 ♪ ♪
01:04:32 I go for physical therapy sometimes.
01:04:35 You have an injury?
01:04:36 That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:04:39 ♪ ♪
01:04:40 No reaction.
01:04:41 He really doesn't care.
01:04:43 I wasn't stalking you, by the way.
01:04:46 Mm-hmm.
01:04:47 Sure.
01:04:48 I mean it.
01:04:49 Like, all the stuff I said at the hospital,
01:04:51 that was just nonsense, you know?
01:04:54 I only said it 'cause your little girlfriend
01:04:58 was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:05:01 So I just--I just wanted to piss her off.
01:05:04 So you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:05:08 No.
01:05:09 No, of course not.
01:05:10 I'm a professional.
01:05:12 Yeah, professional indeed.
01:05:15 I knew it.
01:05:17 ♪ ♪
01:05:20 Thank you.
01:05:21 Yeah, um, I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:05:26 All right.
01:05:27 That'll be all from us, Samson.
01:05:30 Yeah, I've--I've got--I've got work to do.
01:05:33 ♪ ♪
01:05:34 [clicks]
01:05:36 [grunts]
01:05:37 Sorry, Samson,
01:05:38 but the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:05:40 He says, um...
01:05:43 If she loves working so much,
01:05:45 then I'll give her twice the work.
01:05:47 She'll be thanking me.
01:05:49 ♪ ♪
01:05:53 Twice the work.
01:05:55 ♪ ♪
01:05:57 Does he know I have a real job?
01:06:00 I'm only his secretary,
01:06:02 and he's already torturing me this much?
01:06:05 Imagine what he would do if he found out
01:06:08 I was his despised ex-wife.
01:06:10 ♪ ♪
01:06:16 Mr. Valentino?
01:06:18 ♪ ♪
01:06:21 Mr. Valentino?
01:06:24 I'm here with those files that you asked for.
01:06:27 Holy shit, this place is nice.
01:06:30 Nice to--
01:06:31 ♪ ♪
01:06:36 ♪ ♪
01:06:37 You done touching?
01:06:38 Yeah, uh, why--why--
01:06:40 why are you naked, perv?
01:06:42 [chuckles]
01:06:43 You break into my house,
01:06:44 and you start touching on my body,
01:06:46 and you call me a perv.
01:06:47 Interesting.
01:06:48 ♪ ♪
01:06:50 You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:06:53 No, I don't need those anymore.
01:06:55 He just loves tormenting me.
01:06:58 But now that you're here,
01:07:01 why don't you join me for a drink?
01:07:03 ♪ ♪
01:07:06 Cheers.
01:07:07 ♪ ♪
01:07:20 That's okay.
01:07:21 I'm not really drinking right now anyway,
01:07:23 and, uh, I've been really overloaded with...
01:07:27 stuff for the rest of the night, so...
01:07:30 I'm just gonna leave the files here
01:07:32 in case you need them, and, um...
01:07:34 Yeah, I'll head out.
01:07:35 Well, hold on, wait one second.
01:07:37 I mean, it's late.
01:07:38 I'll give you a ride home.
01:07:39 No, no, no, that's okay.
01:07:41 I have a ride arranged, so...
01:07:44 Okay.
01:07:46 See you later?
01:07:49 See you.
01:07:50 I bid you good eve, sir.
01:07:53 ♪ ♪
01:07:59 It's a pool.
01:08:00 It's a pool.
01:08:01 Yeah, that was my next guess.
01:08:03 ♪ ♪
01:08:10 Why do rich people always live in places without a service?
01:08:14 ♪ ♪
01:08:18 Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking Uber right now?
01:08:21 ♪ ♪
01:08:22 [gasps]
01:08:23 ♪ ♪
01:08:27 You.
01:08:29 What are you doing here?
01:08:31 ♪ ♪
01:08:38 [gasps]
01:08:39 That's for trying to steal Aiden from me.
01:08:42 And after tonight, he's never gonna want to touch you again.
01:08:47 Because we're covering up your face.
01:08:50 ♪ ♪
01:08:54 This was my family heirloom.
01:08:56 Couldn't find me.
01:08:59 Where did you get that necklace?
01:09:01 ♪ ♪
01:09:03 Where did you get that necklace?
01:09:05 Oh, this?
01:09:06 This is a token of Aiden's love.
01:09:08 Jealous?
01:09:10 You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:09:14 ♪ ♪
01:09:16 Don't come near me.
01:09:18 I'm--I'm Aiden Valentino's wife.
01:09:21 You don't want to mess with me.
01:09:22 You don't want--
01:09:23 Quit bluffing.
01:09:24 You were just his secretary last week.
01:09:26 [both grunting]
01:09:29 ♪ ♪
01:09:31 Don't. Don't.
01:09:32 [both screaming]
01:09:34 No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:36 Don't. Don't.
01:09:38 Hey!
01:09:40 Hey!
01:09:41 [both grunting]
01:09:42 ♪ ♪
01:09:45 You okay?
01:09:46 What took you so long?
01:09:49 Dump his body at the Maple residence.
01:09:51 Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:09:54 We'll see how Dunst can afford his vermin
01:09:56 without his wife's money.
01:09:58 And Patricia Brown, too.
01:10:00 They--they kidnapped her, too?
01:10:01 No. She was working with the men who hurt me.
01:10:03 No, no, no. You must be imagining this.
01:10:05 We didn't see her when we came in.
01:10:06 Aiden.
01:10:07 What?
01:10:08 Listen to me.
01:10:09 Look, look, I know you guys are at odds,
01:10:10 but--but she wouldn't do this.
01:10:12 ♪ ♪
01:10:14 Fine.
01:10:15 Thanks for saving me.
01:10:17 Hey, hey, hey.
01:10:18 Look, look, I'll take you back.
01:10:20 Come on, I'll take you back.
01:10:21 No, no.
01:10:22 Lisa!
01:10:23 ♪ ♪
01:10:30 Lisa!
01:10:32 I'm sorry!
01:10:34 Please, I just want to talk for a second.
01:10:36 Lisa, please!
01:10:38 ♪ ♪
01:10:40 Lisa!
01:10:42 ♪ ♪
01:10:47 [gasping]
01:10:50 ♪ ♪
01:10:58 Ryan.
01:11:01 Four years ago, I brought home a necklace.
01:11:04 Patricia Brown stole it.
01:11:06 She ransacked the house.
01:11:08 It must have been her.
01:11:10 I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:11:12 Is this necklace important to you?
01:11:14 Can--can I get you another one?
01:11:17 ♪ ♪
01:11:23 [gasps]
01:11:25 ♪ ♪
01:11:32 I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:11:39 And you finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:11:42 What's going on?
01:11:44 I got kidnapped.
01:11:47 ♪ ♪
01:11:49 So that piece of crap Brown took your necklace
01:11:52 to pose as you, your husband's actual savior?
01:11:56 No, get this.
01:11:57 She's also the one who framed Ryan for her hit and run,
01:11:59 and that's why we owe the $2 million.
01:12:02 That bitch.
01:12:03 She did everything to get closer to Aydin.
01:12:05 Yeah.
01:12:06 You've got to do something.
01:12:07 Like what?
01:12:10 He believes her complaints.
01:12:12 He believes her completely.
01:12:14 And if I had any evidence at all,
01:12:17 I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.
01:12:20 She's got the necklace.
01:12:22 Like, I don't even think I can call him a scumbag anymore
01:12:24 'cause he thinks that she's me.
01:12:27 Take your man back.
01:12:30 Take my man back?
01:12:32 Yeah.
01:12:33 [phone buzzing]
01:12:36 It's Aydin.
01:12:38 Mm.
01:12:42 Hello?
01:12:43 This is the Irish Pub.
01:12:45 This lady is drunk.
01:12:47 Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:12:50 What was that?
01:12:53 Now what?
01:12:54 What are we gonna do?
01:12:55 Well, now we're gonna go to the Irish Pub
01:12:57 and get you changed.
01:12:58 We're gonna go to the Irish Pub?
01:13:00 Uh-huh, yes, we are.
01:13:01 Come on.
01:13:02 ♪ ♪
01:13:04 There you go.
01:13:05 I have a couple.
01:13:06 There you go.
01:13:08 You have the most cars in the world than anybody else.
01:13:12 There you go.
01:13:13 All righty.
01:13:15 Let's get this seatbelt on you.
01:13:16 There, boom, okay.
01:13:18 [laughs]
01:13:19 All right.
01:13:20 All right.
01:13:23 Oh.
01:13:25 You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:13:27 Because when you're awake,
01:13:29 you're like a tiger always chewing me out.
01:13:31 [meows]
01:13:32 Oh.
01:13:34 I'm gonna eat you up.
01:13:36 Yeah.
01:13:37 Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:13:39 ♪ ♪
01:13:43 Hey, go on, just take a nap.
01:13:44 I'll drive.
01:13:46 ♪ ♪
01:13:52 Oh, uh, Lisa, where do you actually live?
01:13:55 ♪ ♪
01:13:58 Lisa.
01:14:01 Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:14:04 ♪ ♪
01:14:13 Okay, there you go.
01:14:15 And I'm taking you to my place
01:14:17 just because, frankly, I don't know where you live.
01:14:20 And I'm not gonna do anything wrong.
01:14:22 ♪ ♪
01:14:24 Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:14:27 Don't do anything stupid.
01:14:28 She's under the influence.
01:14:30 You're just gonna go.
01:14:31 Okay.
01:14:32 Wait, Lisa.
01:14:36 Please be mindful of social boundaries, okay?
01:14:39 ♪ ♪
01:14:45 Lisa, if you go any lower,
01:14:47 then I'm gonna have to cut your pay in half.
01:14:49 ♪ ♪
01:14:53 Lisa!
01:14:54 Oh!
01:14:55 ♪ ♪
01:14:58 If I knew that you were gonna be like this,
01:15:01 I would have left you to your own devices.
01:15:04 ♪ ♪
01:15:11 ♪ ♪
01:15:16 My, oh, my, Samson.
01:15:19 Did you two spend the night together?
01:15:21 Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:15:23 Got 'em.
01:15:25 ♪ ♪
01:15:30 That's right, take your man back.
01:15:32 ♪ ♪
01:15:39 I made you coffee.
01:15:41 You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:15:43 But this is my special coffee.
01:15:47 Okay.
01:15:48 ♪ ♪
01:15:54 Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:15:56 You've got, um, foam on your lips.
01:16:01 Well, why don't you...
01:16:04 ♪ ♪
01:16:09 Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles
01:16:12 and go make me a normal tea?
01:16:16 Jake liked my latte art.
01:16:18 Oh, you made Jake latte hearts?
01:16:21 Uh, no, his--his was a leaf.
01:16:23 Only you got the heart.
01:16:25 I made you lunch, too.
01:16:27 You made me lunch?
01:16:28 Mm-hmm.
01:16:29 ♪ ♪
01:16:31 So, do you need to take a break?
01:16:34 No time to break, Olga.
01:16:36 Patricia Brown says I was divorcing Lisa
01:16:38 to take up with a secretary.
01:16:40 I have to stop it at all costs.
01:16:42 Onward, Olga, onward!
01:16:44 ♪ ♪
01:16:46 You have an eyelash, yeah?
01:16:49 Got it.
01:16:50 But, uh, what if they're in a meeting?
01:16:53 Doesn't matter.
01:16:54 Onward, Olga, onward!
01:16:56 ♪ ♪
01:16:59 That right there.
01:17:01 ♪ ♪
01:17:03 Grandpa.
01:17:05 Isn't that--
01:17:06 Don't mind me.
01:17:08 Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:17:10 Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:17:12 ♪ ♪
01:17:15 Come on, Olga.
01:17:17 ♪ ♪
01:17:19 It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:17:21 I, uh, I see him at the hospital sometimes.
01:17:24 Hmm.
01:17:26 ♪ ♪
01:17:30 [snaps fingers]
01:17:32 ♪ ♪
01:17:38 You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:17:41 ♪ ♪
01:17:49 ♪ ♪
01:17:54 ♪ ♪
01:18:00 Mr. Bouncy!
01:18:02 ♪ ♪
01:18:07 Jake, this better be very important,
01:18:09 or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:18:10 What is it?
01:18:11 Miss--Miss Brown just called.
01:18:13 ♪ ♪
01:18:16 [sighs]
01:18:18 ♪ ♪
01:18:24 Hey.
01:18:25 She needs you at the police station right now.
01:18:27 The police station?
01:18:29 ♪ ♪
01:18:32 Sorry you had to come get me like this, sis.
01:18:34 Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown?
01:18:36 You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:18:39 Why am I not surprised?
01:18:42 You two are siblings?
01:18:44 Trailer trash ass family.
01:18:46 You ruined my life.
01:18:48 Hey, Brian, stop. Don't.
01:18:50 Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:18:52 Do you even know who I am?
01:18:54 What do you mean?
01:18:55 Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:18:58 What are you--
01:19:00 I don't know what you're talking about.
01:19:02 Hey! Hey, what is going on?
01:19:04 Aiden, they're harassing me!
01:19:05 She's dating Aiden Valentino now?
01:19:08 You know what? You know what?
01:19:09 Hey! Hey! Stop!
01:19:11 Don't hurt him.
01:19:13 I apologize on his behalf.
01:19:15 You're apologizing to me for him.
01:19:17 Never known you to back down on me before.
01:19:20 Why are you apologizing to him?
01:19:22 Do you want to end up back in there?
01:19:24 He's cheating on you.
01:19:26 Let's go.
01:19:27 Come on, Aiden, they're disgusting.
01:19:29 Aiden, I knew you'd save me
01:19:31 from those trailer trash siblings.
01:19:33 Wait, what?
01:19:34 They're siblings.
01:19:36 ♪ ♪
01:19:39 ♪ ♪
01:19:41 Ryan?
01:19:42 Oh, my gosh, Ryan, what's up?
01:19:44 Yeah, they're both losers.
01:19:46 ♪ ♪
01:19:48 Wait, Aiden, how am I supposed to get around?
01:19:52 ♪ ♪
01:19:55 Lisa, wait! Wait!
01:19:57 ♪ ♪
01:19:59 Lisa!
01:20:01 ♪ ♪
01:20:06 Someone decided to go get into trouble.
01:20:09 [cell phone buzzing]
01:20:14 It's...
01:20:15 No, no.
01:20:17 Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:20:19 ♪ ♪
01:20:22 Miss Samson, for ditching work without cause,
01:20:25 I require an in-person explanation at my office.
01:20:28 Stat?
01:20:29 Yeah, he's got issues.
01:20:30 Divorce him already.
01:20:31 Why are you still with him?
01:20:32 We're already divorced.
01:20:35 You're good.
01:20:36 I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place,
01:20:38 you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:20:40 It's not about that.
01:20:41 But, uh, now you're free, right?
01:20:43 So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:20:45 Yeah, please don't.
01:20:47 Why not?
01:20:48 Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:20:50 Oh, I'm sure.
01:20:51 You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:20:53 ♪ ♪
01:20:54 Ryan.
01:20:55 Come on, please?
01:20:56 For me?
01:20:58 For you?
01:20:59 For me?
01:21:00 Coming by later to check out
01:21:01 some of the wiring in this room?
01:21:03 Yeah, I think we could widen the room,
01:21:05 make more space,
01:21:06 easily for a couple of units a week.
01:21:07 Budget reports from the past month
01:21:09 from the finance department.
01:21:10 Thank you.
01:21:11 And, um, I was--
01:21:12 Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:21:14 You going on a date?
01:21:15 Later.
01:21:17 Excuse me.
01:21:18 ♪ ♪
01:21:30 Hi.
01:21:31 Queen's Ristorante, 7 p.m.?
01:21:33 Thank you.
01:21:34 Can't wait.
01:21:35 ♪ ♪
01:21:39 You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided
01:21:41 to go on this date.
01:21:42 You know, getting back on the dating scene
01:21:44 is kind of exciting.
01:21:45 Gosh, and she had that new skirt.
01:21:46 The way that she was talking with that guy on the phone,
01:21:48 she must have been pretty excited.
01:21:49 She must be successful.
01:21:50 That's it.
01:21:51 I need a table at Queen's Ristorante
01:21:55 because we are treating some friends
01:21:57 to dinner tonight.
01:21:59 We're friends.
01:22:03 I have friends.
01:22:05 ♪ ♪
01:22:07 Yeah, that's me.
01:22:08 [laughing]
01:22:09 Oh, great.
01:22:10 I look better in real life, though, huh?
01:22:11 So, Ms. Samson,
01:22:14 I hear you are a divorcee,
01:22:16 which I think is very hot.
01:22:18 And, you know, I'll tell you,
01:22:20 if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's
01:22:22 brother's cousin,
01:22:23 I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:22:26 Ugh, we don't have to do this again.
01:22:28 Ah, no, no, no, don't worry about it.
01:22:30 Don't play hard to get already.
01:22:32 Just, you know, relax, enjoy your meal.
01:22:34 It's all good.
01:22:35 I will tell you,
01:22:37 I make $3,000 a month.
01:22:41 I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:22:43 It's all good.
01:22:44 There's really no need.
01:22:47 Ah, forget about it.
01:22:48 Listen, I have a very spacious
01:22:51 300-square-foot studio apartment
01:22:54 that I lease if you get my drift.
01:22:57 [pop]
01:22:58 When we's a married,
01:23:03 you don't gotta worry about work or nothing.
01:23:05 I can give you an allowance, like, I don't know,
01:23:07 $200 a month, something like that.
01:23:09 What do you think about that?
01:23:11 Yeah, I make six figures.
01:23:14 I'm an engineer.
01:23:16 We could go buy a Tesla when we're done here.
01:23:18 [screams]
01:23:19 Come on, you're joking me.
01:23:21 No, I'm definitely not.
01:23:23 Yeah, your meal's on me.
01:23:25 Ah, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:23:27 Look, I know that you are divorced,
01:23:30 but you think you can do better than me?
01:23:32 Get out of here.
01:23:34 [laughs]
01:23:35 What the hell is this?
01:23:36 We didn't order nothing?
01:23:37 What, are you trying to bomb a meal off of me?
01:23:40 Mr. Sumtree?
01:23:42 Hello, Lisa.
01:23:43 I own half the restaurants on this side of town.
01:23:46 Mister, the bill for this table
01:23:48 has already been paid for
01:23:50 by Ida Valentino.
01:23:52 [whoosh]
01:23:53 [ding]
01:23:54 For this table has already been paid for
01:23:56 by Ida Valentino.
01:23:58 He says Miss Samson deserves only the best.
01:24:01 [laughs]
01:24:03 What the hell kind of name is Ida?
01:24:05 Let me know if you find out.
01:24:07 Ha.
01:24:08 Thanks.
01:24:09 Okay, fine, then I'm gonna eat.
01:24:11 With Lisa gone, your bill is $1,250, dude.
01:24:16 What?
01:24:17 Real funny watching you get embarrassed again, isn't it?
01:24:20 Hey, hey, hey.
01:24:21 No, you and Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:24:22 You kiss me and you go on a date with another guy.
01:24:24 How is that fair?
01:24:25 What, and you're any better?
01:24:26 Patricia Brown feels like something happens
01:24:28 and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:24:30 So what's the jealousy about?
01:24:31 I'm leaving.
01:24:32 Okay, bye.
01:24:33 Hey, hey!
01:24:34 [whoosh]
01:24:35 You okay?
01:24:36 [breathing heavily]
01:24:38 Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:24:40 It's only because she saved my life four years ago--
01:24:42 You can't hear this.
01:24:43 [footsteps]
01:24:45 [breathing heavily]
01:24:47 [music fades]
01:24:48 [car driving]
01:24:51 I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:24:53 Oh, also, if you plan on remarrying Miss Samson,
01:24:55 you will need to make sure--
01:24:56 Wait, wait, hang on.
01:24:58 Remarry?
01:24:59 Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:25:02 The other night, I don't--
01:25:03 At 7th Heaven.
01:25:05 Here are those cookies you ordered.
01:25:08 Mrs. Valentino!
01:25:10 You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:25:13 My ex-wife?
01:25:15 Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:25:19 No, I am your ex-wife.
01:25:21 So I'm just the real joke here?
01:25:23 The fool chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:25:27 Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:25:29 No.
01:25:30 I mean, even the nurse called you Miss Valentino.
01:25:33 I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:25:35 Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit,
01:25:38 you would have known what I looked like.
01:25:40 You didn't even know my name.
01:25:41 So this is just revenge, then?
01:25:43 On who? Myself?
01:25:45 Lisa Samson.
01:25:46 Iden Valentino!
01:25:48 Oh, okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:25:52 I mean, how could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:25:58 What's wrong?
01:26:06 What's wrong?
01:26:08 What do you do every day, Jake?
01:26:10 I asked for a file on Lisa Samson.
01:26:12 Where is it?
01:26:13 My first secretary, sir.
01:26:14 You tell me!
01:26:15 I already gave it to you.
01:26:17 I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:26:19 It's right here.
01:26:20 Keep on.
01:26:22 Huh. Paradise Villa number 12.
01:26:27 That's the same address as Lisa...
01:26:30 Shit. Shit!
01:26:31 I'm gonna kill you, Jake!
01:26:34 You...
01:26:36 Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:26:38 Lisa Samson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger that you described her as.
01:26:43 I've never described her as that!
01:26:45 But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:26:48 Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets so that she could extort you for more money!
01:26:54 Jesus! Lisa isn't like that!
01:26:56 Okay.
01:26:58 She's a Russian spy.
01:27:00 That's gotta be it!
01:27:02 Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:27:04 I don't wanna talk about that.
01:27:06 Sir, you never know.
01:27:08 We've only really known her for about a month.
01:27:11 I know my Lisa.
01:27:13 She's not like that.
01:27:15 I hate Lisa.
01:27:21 Are those flowers for Lisa Samson?
01:27:27 Sure are.
01:27:28 Oh!
01:27:32 What are you doing, sir?
01:27:34 Those flowers are ugly. I need 10 fresh bouquets from the Netherlands. Now!
01:27:38 Now!
01:27:39 More for me.
01:27:45 Hey, hey, hey, Lisa, um, why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:27:51 No, thanks.
01:27:53 Grandpa Valentino!
01:27:59 Lisa, come back tonight with Ivan for dinner. I will not rest until you do.
01:28:06 I will not rest until you do.
01:28:08 The car's ready, sir.
01:28:11 Thank you.
01:28:12 Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:28:20 Anytime.
01:28:22 Sir, you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:28:24 You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:28:27 I knew she respects my grandpa too much. She couldn't say no.
01:28:30 But you always said, um, "I'm not gonna tell him."
01:28:33 But you always said, um, she always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:28:38 That's what I thought.
01:28:40 So do you plan to pursue Lisa Samson for reals this time?
01:28:44 No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:28:46 I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:28:50 Thank you, Olga.
01:28:59 Cheers. We're all finally here together as a family.
01:29:04 Cheers.
01:29:06 Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa. Together.
01:29:10 That's fantastic.
01:29:12 Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:29:15 Yeah, we'd love to.
01:29:18 Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes? I know how you like them.
01:29:25 Grandpa's watching.
01:29:28 [music]
01:29:34 [gulp]
01:29:35 There you go.
01:29:36 Mmm.
01:29:41 If you want to fill me up, you can do that. All night long.
01:29:48 If you want to fill me up, you can do that. All night long.
01:29:54 I'm no longer hungry, actually. Thank you so much for dinner.
01:29:58 What are you doing still eating? This is your chance.
01:30:03 Go!
01:30:06 I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:30:15 Cheers.
01:30:18 [music]
01:30:25 Thirsty, aren't we?
01:30:28 [sigh]
01:30:33 Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:30:40 There's literally nothing here. What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:30:47 What are you looking for?
01:30:48 Nothing. What are you doing here?
01:30:51 Doing you.
01:30:54 Perfect.
01:30:56 Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:30:59 Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:31:03 Uh, no way. You never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:31:09 Why should I get the floor now?
01:31:11 Well, we can both sleep in the bed. I don't mind it.
01:31:16 [phone ringing]
01:31:18 Fuck.
01:31:19 Jake?
01:31:23 Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:31:26 This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:31:28 Oh.
01:31:29 Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:31:32 That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning.
01:31:35 So you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:31:37 I'm sorry, I'm not sure I can make it.
01:31:39 I'm sorry, I'm not sure I can make it.
01:31:41 I'm sorry, I'm not sure I can make it.
01:31:43 He's leaving tomorrow morning, so you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:31:46 Thank you.
01:31:48 Not even going to cover the important stuff.
01:31:59 [gasps]
01:32:12 [crying]
01:32:14 That night.
01:32:21 Leave you a boy or a girl.
01:32:33 Your dad didn't even accept you.
01:32:38 [music]
01:32:40 I should tell him.
01:32:44 I should tell him.
01:32:47 Hi.
01:32:53 Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that. What are you doing?
01:32:57 Okay, well, I found a new doctor. Will you come with me?
01:33:00 No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:33:05 Okay, well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:33:09 this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me. Please?
01:33:14 Okay, yes, let's go.
01:33:16 Oh, no!
01:33:19 Lisa! You're pregnant?
01:33:23 Whose bastard baby is this?
01:33:26 You're pregnant?
01:33:28 Who's the man?
01:33:30 Oh.
01:33:31 You're pregnant?
01:33:33 Who's the man?
01:33:34 You wouldn't want to shake the baby. The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:33:38 Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:33:41 Is there somebody else?
01:33:43 I could ask you the same.
01:33:47 Oh, my leg, it's hurting. I need to go to the doctor now.
01:33:52 Let's go.
01:33:55 Okay.
01:33:56 That's Lisa. Should we give her a ride?
01:34:10 No need.
01:34:12 No? Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:34:15 Start the car.
01:34:16 [Music]
01:34:31 Ivan Valentino, you're a dick!
01:34:34 You're a dick! That's all you'll ever be!
01:34:37 You don't understand it with that being a baby.
01:34:46 So, as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:34:48 our numbers are up from last time this year, thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:34:52 So, we have a...
01:34:53 Sorry I'm late.
01:34:58 No excuses.
01:34:59 Wait.
01:35:01 Do you have a fever, Lisa?
01:35:08 Fine.
01:35:09 Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:35:13 Go outside and get some rest. I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:35:17 Okay.
01:35:18 See you later, girl.
01:35:29 Mr. Valentino.
01:35:33 My letter of resignation.
01:35:36 My letter of resignation.
01:35:41 You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:35:44 Focus on that.
01:35:46 Give your secretarial duties to Tom and take some time off.
01:35:50 Go to the hospital, okay?
01:35:52 What do you mean?
01:35:55 I mean, you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:36:02 You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:36:05 You really love that man that much?
01:36:07 It's none of your business.
01:36:10 [music]
01:36:12 Happy birthday, Mr. Valentino.
01:36:26 Blow out the candles, Grandpa.
01:36:28 Yay!
01:36:30 I'll go cut the cake.
01:36:34 I can celebrate my birthday with the both of you together this time.
01:36:40 If only by next year we could add a little bundle of joy.
01:36:45 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:36:47 Is she pregnant?
01:36:50 Lisa.
01:36:54 It doesn't feel good, does it?
01:37:08 Stop!
01:37:09 What?
01:37:10 You'll carry somebody else's child but won't even let me touch you.
01:37:13 What the fuck is even that, huh?
01:37:15 I've had enough of your penance.
01:37:21 Grow the fuck up.
01:37:24 [screaming]
01:37:34 [screaming]
01:37:36 Hello!
01:37:43 Wait a minute.
01:37:44 Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:37:47 Did you know she actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:37:51 but now she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:37:56 Do you even know who the father is?
01:37:58 Okay.
01:38:02 [screaming]
01:38:04 If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother and--
01:38:08 Wait!
01:38:09 Her scar is fake!
01:38:10 You're a fraud!
01:38:12 And to think I believed in you all this time.
01:38:15 Ruin's me!
01:38:19 Hey!
01:38:21 Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
01:38:22 I didn't.
01:38:23 Are you okay?
01:38:24 I didn't.
01:38:25 Jake, call an ambulance now.
01:38:26 I didn't, she's faking.
01:38:28 She felt like she was going to die.
01:38:30 She felt like she was going to die.
01:38:31 She felt like she was going to die.
01:38:32 She's a lying bitch!
01:38:33 She's suffering from high fever and physical trauma.
01:38:45 It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:38:48 Well, I guess we can have more in the future.
01:38:55 But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:39:00 I'll try my best.
01:39:01 I'll be right back.
01:39:05 Okay.
01:39:07 Boo.
01:39:17 It's Brown.
01:39:20 You know what to do.
01:39:28 The patient is in a critical state.
01:39:30 We need to operate now.
01:39:32 What's going on?
01:39:33 Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:39:36 She doesn't need one.
01:39:37 If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:39:42 Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:39:45 She doesn't need one.
01:39:47 - If you wanna keep your job,
01:39:48 you better keep your mouth shut.
01:39:50 ♪ ♪
01:39:57 - Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:40:06 ♪ ♪
01:40:14 - What's happening?
01:40:16 Where am I?
01:40:18 - We've had some complications.
01:40:20 We need to operate on you.
01:40:21 - No, this isn't right.
01:40:23 Who are you working for?
01:40:25 Stop! No, no, no, stop!
01:40:27 [bleep] no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop!
01:40:30 No, I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant with Ida Valentino's child!
01:40:33 Stop! - Lisa!
01:40:35 [grunting]
01:40:36 It's okay.
01:40:37 I got you. Lisa, Lisa.
01:40:38 Hey, hey, hey.
01:40:40 You're okay. - Murderer.
01:40:42 - [sobbing]
01:40:44 - Jay, Josh.
01:40:46 Sit him down.
01:40:48 [soft music]
01:40:51 ♪ ♪
01:40:53 - So...
01:40:55 tell me, Doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:40:57 - It was...
01:41:00 It was all Patricia Brown.
01:41:02 She--she blackmailed me...
01:41:06 and forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:41:10 And...and what?
01:41:13 [bleep]
01:41:14 And what?
01:41:16 [sighs]
01:41:17 And forge X-rays of her broken leg.
01:41:20 [sighs]
01:41:21 Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:41:24 So I switched her X-rays with someone else's.
01:41:28 - I checked the database.
01:41:30 It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's X-rays
01:41:33 with Lisa Sampson's.
01:41:35 ♪ ♪
01:41:37 - So that means that Patricia has been lying to me
01:41:40 this entire time.
01:41:42 That means that Lisa--
01:41:45 - [grunts]
01:41:47 - Lisa.
01:41:49 What did she tell you?
01:41:51 - She just told me, "You don't want to do this."
01:41:55 - Mm. - "If you push me off--
01:41:57 if you push me off, they'll se--
01:41:59 they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:42:01 If you push me off, they'll se--
01:42:03 they'll send you to prison for murder."
01:42:05 - I don't think so.
01:42:07 I think it'll just look like a suicide
01:42:09 out of shame for having a bastard baby.
01:42:11 - I saved Aiden, and he will believe me.
01:42:15 - Why?
01:42:16 - Because I have the necklace.
01:42:18 - [grunts]
01:42:19 - No! Give it back!
01:42:21 - You blackmailed my brother for $2 million.
01:42:25 You can have it back for my dead body.
01:42:27 - Then that'll have to work.
01:42:29 - No. Patricia, stop.
01:42:31 - No! - Hey!
01:42:33 - [screams]
01:42:35 - Lisa.
01:42:37 - [groans]
01:42:39 - This is all your fault.
01:42:41 - It's okay. It's okay.
01:42:43 Okay. - Lisa.
01:42:45 Lisa, please forgive me.
01:42:48 - [breathing heavily]
01:42:50 [somber music]
01:42:53 ♪ ♪
01:42:55 [soft music]
01:43:00 - Hey. - Hey.
01:43:02 ♪ ♪
01:43:04 - Patricia Brown, famous supermodel,
01:43:06 is arrested for attempted murder.
01:43:08 - Finally, justice is served.
01:43:10 [phone ringing]
01:43:14 - Hey, Brian.
01:43:16 - Sis, did you see the news?
01:43:17 Patricia Brown was finally brought in prison
01:43:19 for all her crimes. - Yeah, I saw.
01:43:21 - Also, that ex-husband of yours,
01:43:23 he's been coming over every day after work.
01:43:26 - Why? - He asked me about you.
01:43:29 You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:43:31 He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:43:33 And, uh, he also paid off all our debts.
01:43:36 ♪ ♪
01:43:40 [soft music]
01:43:43 ♪ ♪
01:43:46 - You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:43:50 I never even came in it all these years.
01:43:54 Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:43:57 ♪ ♪
01:44:04 - Let's go.
01:44:20 - Oh, it's, uh, it's from Aiden.
01:44:25 For you and the baby.
01:44:27 More maturity gifts again?
01:44:29 As if we can't get those things ourselves.
01:44:31 I'm gonna go get 'em.
01:44:33 ♪ ♪
01:44:40 [soft music]
01:44:43 ♪ ♪
01:44:50 - Lisa.
01:44:58 Lisa.
01:45:02 Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:45:06 He had me doing tours all day
01:45:08 just so I can get a couple more details about you.
01:45:10 And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:45:13 - Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:45:15 ♪ ♪
01:45:17 - No, I, um...
01:45:19 ♪ ♪
01:45:21 Lisa.
01:45:23 I was blind and dumb
01:45:25 and a horrible husband to you.
01:45:28 And I know how disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:45:32 And I neglected you, and I'm sorry about that.
01:45:36 But I promise you, I will be better.
01:45:39 ♪ ♪
01:45:42 Will you please give me another chance?
01:45:45 ♪ ♪
01:45:47 - What about the baby?
01:45:49 ♪ ♪
01:45:50 You said it was a bastard child.
01:45:52 - I know, I...
01:45:54 ♪ ♪
01:45:56 Will you please come with me?
01:45:58 ♪ ♪
01:46:03 [soft music]
01:46:06 ♪ ♪
01:46:13 - That's...
01:46:15 That's Odette's costume. - Mm-hmm.
01:46:17 - From "Swan Lake."
01:46:18 - Yeah. - [sighs]
01:46:20 - I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:46:23 And I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it
01:46:26 so you can dance on the world stage again.
01:46:28 ♪ ♪
01:46:31 And...
01:46:33 next time you want to have to buy a ticket...
01:46:35 - [laughs]
01:46:36 - You'll be performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:46:39 - Did you steal these off my dolls?
01:46:41 - [clears throat]
01:46:42 And, uh, about the baby.
01:46:44 Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:46:47 And I'll love it all the same,
01:46:50 even if we have kids later.
01:46:52 ♪ ♪
01:46:55 - Sir! Wait, wait!
01:46:57 - Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:46:59 - Listen. - That's the woman.
01:47:02 She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:47:04 Take it. Sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
01:47:07 - Maria had just retired from that job after that day
01:47:09 and then went on a trip.
01:47:10 That's why it took so long to find her.
01:47:12 - This is my old phone.
01:47:14 So you're the mysterious woman this whole time.
01:47:18 My God, that means that I'm...
01:47:20 gone.
01:47:22 - The baby is yours.
01:47:24 - [gasps]
01:47:26 - Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:47:29 Put a ring on it before she runs away again.
01:47:32 ♪ ♪
01:47:34 - [laughs]
01:47:37 ♪ ♪
01:47:39 - I never gave you the proposal that you deserved.
01:47:44 Let me try again.
01:47:47 Will you marry me?
01:47:49 ♪ ♪
01:47:57 For real this time?
01:48:00 - Yes. - Yes?
01:48:02 - Yes.
01:48:04 Yes, I will marry you.
01:48:06 ♪ ♪
01:48:09 Again.
01:48:11 [both laugh]
01:48:13 ♪ ♪
01:48:22 ♪ ♪
01:48:28 ♪ ♪
01:48:34 (upbeat music)
01:48:36 [MUSIC]