• 5 months ago
In his debut special, acclaimed comedian Sal Vulcano vividly recalls the fears he had throughout his adolescent life and | dG1fY2RFT0FJSjdrYU0
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00:00did you hear anything you didn't hear anything I just got home my door
00:09upstairs is off the hinges somebody broke into my house and I think they're
00:13still in there let's go the tooth fairy was a nightmare situation for me I was
00:21like dad a woman is going to access the home this evening
00:30in a couple of seconds I'm gonna stand up I'm gonna scream at the top of my
00:35peak physical ability and I am going to run away
00:42people roaming the streets glazed look on their face tattered clothing like
00:45don't go in there don't lie to me tell me the truth about thunder you tell me
00:52it's God bowling I took that information to school I got my ass
01:00no no no no I'm just getting warmed up
01:08never check it out like this free breakfast down here in the morning I'm
01:12like oh my god yes they're like it's Continental I'm like I hope you and your
01:15family get into a car accident

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