Love Is Blinds AD Recites Jess Viral CHOKE Monologue Spilling the E-Tea
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00:00Hello, my name is Chelsea Laskarni and you may know me from Selling Sunset.
00:04And I am AD from Love is Blind Season 6.
00:08And together, we are spilling the E...
00:11Tea!
00:13See? God, I'm learning.
00:15Alright, so I've got a couple of questions for you, AD.
00:18Well, now I'm nervous.
00:20You should be, because you've got to be honest.
00:21Because if you're not honest, you know you're my twin.
00:23You know I only give the truth.
00:24You know you're my twin, so I'm going to know if you're not telling the truth.
00:26Okay, call me out. If you think I'm lying, call me out.
00:28Out of these three people, who would you marry, kill and kiss?
00:35Alright, we have Kaz.
00:38He's on the new season of Perfect Match and he was on...
00:40I may or may not know.
00:41Dated and Related, I believe.
00:43I may or may not know.
00:44Alright, we have Nigel. I believe he was on Too Hot to Handle, right?
00:48I believe so.
00:49Alright, and then we got Harry Jowsey, which he's known for being just about everywhere, right?
00:54Okay.
00:55So, marry, kiss, kill.
00:58Off rip, we're going to kill Harry.
01:01Gotta go.
01:02Respectfully.
01:04Disrespectfully.
01:07Kaz.
01:08Okay, marry, Nigel.
01:12And what was the third?
01:13Kiss.
01:14Kiss who?
01:15Kaz.
01:16I guess we'll kiss Kaz.
01:17Alright, period.
01:18Okay, your turn, because now you've got me in the hot seat, I'm sweating.
01:23Okay.
01:25If you had a reality show tagline, what would it be?
01:29F*** around and find out.
01:30Ah, no, that's right!
01:33What comes around, what goes around comes crack around.
01:36She said f*** around and find out.
01:37If you f*** around this much, you're going to find out this much.
01:39If you f*** around this much, you're going to find out this much.
01:41Okay.
01:42But you're always going to find out.
01:43It's all up to you.
01:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:45It's completely up to you.
01:46Period.
01:47God's favorite.
01:48Okay.
01:49Are we allowed to swear?
01:51I'm scared.
01:52Why do you make me nervous?
01:54I wish I could see her car.
01:56It's not that serious.
01:57Okay.
01:58Oh, I love this one though.
01:59Jess from Love is Blind's monologue to Jimmy is still a fan favorite.
02:03Period.
02:04When you see and realize what you missed out on, you are going to choke.
02:09Can you do your best dramatic reading of you will choke moment?
02:14Of course.
02:15Because you will choke.
02:16I'll do my absolute very best.
02:17Go on then.
02:18Okay, come on, script.
02:20Hold on.
02:21Let me channel.
02:22Channel.
02:23She ate down.
02:24No, no.
02:25She ate.
02:26She ate.
02:27Okay, ready?
02:28Yeah.
02:29When you see and realize what you missed out on, you're going to choke.
02:33You're going to choke.
02:36You are going to need your EpiPen to open up your airways.
02:40Because you're going to be in disbelief of what you missed out on.
02:46It works for you too.
02:47You know what I mean?
02:48You could have used the same line for all the seasons.
02:53I could have.
02:54Because Clay, what did he say?
02:55He choked.
02:56I need to see what you look like.
02:58I need to know what you look like.
02:59I kind of lean towards more petite.
03:01My favorite attribute is lips, butt, and all that stuff.
03:05That sounds so shallow and all that, but.
03:07And you were like, boy, butt.
03:09I said it in my head.
03:10I said it in my head.
03:11I didn't say it.
03:12I was like, whatever.
03:13Don't pick me.
03:14Don't pick me.
03:19I'm screaming.
03:21We did our best.