Nick Cannon's putting his family jewels first ... taking out an insurance policy on his well-tested testes, which he's valuing at a whopping 8 figures!!!
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00:00 And now, Nick Cannon's family jewels are now worth the price of actual family jewels.
00:08 Dr. Squatch, a men's grooming company, has insured his testicles for $10 million.
00:13 I've officially got the most valuable balls in the world.
00:17 Another missed opportunity for Progressive.
00:19 Come on, Flo, you really dropped the balls on that one.
00:22 He is a new spokesperson for them, and so they got this $10 million policy,
00:26 which makes no sense to me, because if a model gets her legs insured for a million dollars,
00:30 or a singer gets her voice, I get it, you make money off of that.
00:33 Nick Cannon loses money when he has his children.
00:35 That's true. Nick's got 12 kids with 6 different women.
00:38 His wealth decreases every time he makes a deposit from his coin purse.
00:42 You're totally missing the point.
00:44 What?
00:45 You know what's happening with population, right? It's on the decline.
00:48 And Nick Cannon may be our only hope.
00:51 Nick Cannon's golden balls are single-handedly keeping the human population afloat.
00:57 Nick Cannon can change things.
00:59 Yeah, imagine 23 and me in like 100 years, it's like 10% Native American, 8% Nick Cannon.
01:04 [laughter]
01:05 Right.
01:06 And 62% people who've had a show on TLC.
01:10 I don't get the insurance part of it, though. Like, what are we insuring? If they get broken?
01:14 If he goes bull riding and something bad happens.
01:16 Or sits down the wrong way.
01:18 So it's a good thing he had the cojones to get insurance for his cojones.
01:23 It's Allstate. He's in good hands.
01:25 [laughter]
01:27 No, it's Dr. Squatch.
01:29 Put your balls in our hands.
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