Duke With Benefits - Full Movie
Duke With Benefits - Full Movie
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00:00:00 [MUSIC]
00:00:04 Oak Hill University, my home for the next four years.
00:00:08 I had big dreams of running away to Nashville and becoming a musician,
00:00:12 but I'll put them all on hold to follow him.
00:00:15 [MUSIC]
00:00:17 Caleb Owens, my childhood best friend and the love of my life.
00:00:22 >> Taylor, hey.
00:00:23 >> He always said we'd end up together one day.
00:00:25 >> I can't believe you're actually here.
00:00:27 >> Hi, you're home.
00:00:28 >> Now that we're both at OU, there's nothing keeping us apart.
00:00:32 [MUSIC]
00:00:34 >> Coming through.
00:00:35 >> Coming through.
00:00:36 >> Coming through.
00:00:37 >> Wait, is he actually coming here?
00:00:38 >> Oh, yeah, rumors are true.
00:00:40 The whole school is freaking out about it.
00:00:43 >> Hey, OU babe, I have the juiciest news.
00:00:46 Hot Royal Playboy, Lord Travis Harrington, is studying in America on our campus.
00:00:53 Rumor has it he's single.
00:00:57 Call me.
00:01:00 >> Lord Travis is coming to the party we're throwing at the Capitol House tonight.
00:01:04 You should drop by.
00:01:07 I have something I want to tell you.
00:01:10 >> We'll miss you, sweetheart.
00:01:12 >> If you do one year at university, then come home.
00:01:15 You have duties or your family's counting on you.
00:01:18 And don't let your Dominican cousin talk you into anything stupid.
00:01:23 >> Oh, don't worry, Father.
00:01:25 I'm just going to have a little fun.
00:01:27 [MUSIC]
00:01:45 >> Oh.
00:01:48 Hi.
00:01:51 So, you're our new suite mate.
00:01:54 >> Grace and Jenny, right?
00:01:57 I'm Taylor.
00:01:59 [MUSIC]
00:02:04 >> Are you guys also going to the party?
00:02:08 >> Yeah.
00:02:10 >> I'm going to the party.
00:02:12 >> Um, are you guys also going to that cop-out party tonight?
00:02:17 >> Of course we are.
00:02:19 You're not wearing that, are you?
00:02:22 >> Yes.
00:02:25 >> You're better off staying home, then.
00:02:27 >> Like, literally.
00:02:29 >> It's a good will demonstrate.
00:02:31 [MUSIC]
00:02:42 >> Hey.
00:02:45 Great party.
00:02:46 >> Thanks, Taylor.
00:02:47 I'm glad you came.
00:02:48 >> So, what was it that you wanted to tell me?
00:02:51 This is it.
00:02:52 The moment I've been waiting for.
00:02:54 After all these years, Caleb is finally going to ask me out.
00:02:58 >> Taylor.
00:02:59 >> Mm-hmm.
00:03:01 >> I want you.
00:03:05 Me and my girlfriend, Grace.
00:03:09 [MUSIC]
00:03:21 >> I -- I -- I'm sorry.
00:03:25 Where --
00:03:28 >> Oh, shit, it's Lord Travis.
00:03:33 >> I can't.
00:03:34 I literally can't with that.
00:03:35 [MUSIC]
00:03:50 >> Yo, what's up, man?
00:03:52 How you doing?
00:03:53 >> God, he's so sexy and mega rich.
00:03:57 >> That accent.
00:03:58 >> Back off, bitch.
00:03:59 He is mine, okay?
00:04:01 [MUSIC]
00:04:08 >> Ladies, ladies.
00:04:09 Give my man some room to breathe.
00:04:13 >> Hi.
00:04:14 >> Hi.
00:04:15 >> Should have brought the royal guard.
00:04:17 >> I've seen the way you operate across the pond.
00:04:19 Oh, I'm Travis, and I sleep with a different girl, like, every other week.
00:04:24 >> Come on, dude, this must be like heaven to you.
00:04:30 >> I don't know about that.
00:04:34 Oh.
00:04:36 You actually call this beer?
00:04:38 >> Come on, dude, you're half American.
00:04:40 You're going to have to learn to appreciate it.
00:04:42 All right.
00:04:43 So you see anything you like yet?
00:04:47 >> Yeah, some alcohol that doesn't taste like complete shy.
00:04:52 >> Oh.
00:04:53 >> Oh.
00:04:58 >> Oh.
00:05:01 >> Darn it, I'm so sorry.
00:05:03 I'm so sorry.
00:05:04 >> You're fine, you're fine.
00:05:05 I'll go clean it off.
00:05:09 >> Nice job, Romy.
00:05:11 >> Lord Harrington's first night in America, and some hillbilly spilled shitty beer water all over him.
00:05:15 It was an accident.
00:05:23 >> Oh.
00:05:24 Jealous, Taylor?
00:05:27 You know, maybe you could have been with Caleb.
00:05:30 If you hadn't shown up here like you were fresh off the farm.
00:05:33 Or commune, really.
00:05:35 It's a classic story.
00:05:37 He's the football star, she's the cheerleader.
00:05:40 And you're the invisible geek who will never get the guy.
00:05:48 >> Oi, can I help you, love?
00:06:01 Can I help you, love?
00:06:03 >> I'm so sorry.
00:06:04 >> Wait.
00:06:07 Are you okay?
00:06:09 I'm not upset with you.
00:06:11 I actually thought it was a stupid shirt anyway.
00:06:13 Kind of makes me look like a pirate.
00:06:16 >> No, I'm good.
00:06:19 I'm great.
00:06:21 >> Has anyone ever told you you're a terrible liar?
00:06:25 Well, I was trained at the Royal Military Academy, so if someone hurt you, I could definitely kick their ass.
00:06:32 >> Thanks, but it's nothing.
00:06:36 >> I -- well, my first night of college isn't really going how I planned it, so.
00:06:42 >> That is mine.
00:06:45 I'm not that mad about it.
00:06:47 >> So you're not having second thoughts about coming to America?
00:06:51 >> Not at the moment, no.
00:06:58 >> Hey, man, I got you another -- whoa!
00:07:01 Am I interrupting something?
00:07:03 >> No, no.
00:07:04 I'm sorry.
00:07:05 My bad.
00:07:06 No, no, no.
00:07:07 Go ahead.
00:07:08 I'm so sorry.
00:07:09 Sorry again.
00:07:10 Yeah.
00:07:11 Sorry.
00:07:12 >> You owe me one.
00:07:13 Just give me the --
00:07:14 >> God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:07:18 >> She's like a sad little dog begging for scraps.
00:07:20 Was she always like this?
00:07:22 >> Yep.
00:07:23 Ever since we were kids.
00:07:25 She's so fucking needy.
00:07:29 She's so fucking needy.
00:07:30 You know, she never even tried to make other friends or date other guys.
00:07:33 Always been low-key obsessed with me.
00:07:35 >> Low-key?
00:07:36 Talk about high-key.
00:07:38 Did you see her face when you said girlfriend?
00:07:40 She basically had a fucking aneurysm.
00:07:42 >> Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
00:07:44 It's like we get a free servant.
00:07:46 She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:07:49 >> Genius.
00:07:50 Now fuck me.
00:07:52 >> All right.
00:07:54 >> This is supposedly my best friend.
00:07:56 How can he be so two-faced?
00:08:10 >> Unbelievable.
00:08:25 >> Here comes our servant.
00:08:26 >> Ew.
00:08:27 >> Thanks, Tay.
00:08:28 You're a lifesaver.
00:08:30 >> Just for you?
00:08:31 Just the way you like it.
00:08:36 Oops.
00:08:37 I forgot something.
00:08:39 I'm done with your bullshit, Caleb.
00:08:43 >> What the fuck, Taylor?
00:08:45 >> I heard what you said about me at the party.
00:08:47 >> I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
00:08:49 Stop being a fucking drama queen.
00:08:50 >> Oh, yeah?
00:08:51 Does this ring a bell?
00:08:52 >> I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:08:55 >> She's like a sad little dog begging for scrap.
00:08:57 >> Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
00:08:59 It's like we get a free servant.
00:09:01 She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:09:03 >> How could you do this to me?
00:09:05 We were best friends for 15 years.
00:09:07 How could you say those things about me?
00:09:09 >> Yeah, I was your best friend.
00:09:10 You weren't mine.
00:09:15 >> Wow.
00:09:16 Fucking prick, aren't you?
00:09:18 >> Excuse me?
00:09:23 >> Caleb!
00:09:29 >> Yeah, easy, buddy.
00:09:30 Remember who you're talking to.
00:09:36 >> Hey, wait.
00:09:38 That was legendary back there.
00:09:40 I mean, just totally badass.
00:09:43 If I'd have known Caleb would have been such an ass to you, I never would have talked to him.
00:09:47 >> Why?
00:09:48 You don't even know me.
00:09:50 >> Well, you seem cool.
00:09:53 And genuinely nice.
00:09:56 Not like those frat dickheads.
00:09:58 >> Thanks?
00:10:00 >> Let me start over.
00:10:02 I'm -- >> Lord Travis Harrington III.
00:10:05 Duke of Wellington.
00:10:06 >> That's Wellington, actually, but --
00:10:08 >> Well, everyone knows who you are, so.
00:10:14 >> Taylor Young.
00:10:17 >> Call me Travis.
00:10:18 Nice to meet you, officially.
00:10:22 >> Well, I got to get to class.
00:10:25 Nice to meet you, Travis.
00:10:35 >> Hey!
00:10:37 What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:10:46 What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:10:48 >> Don't worry, honey.
00:10:49 We just took the liberty of moving you out.
00:10:51 >> Yeah, you know, we feel like it's not really healthy for us to live with such a violent and toxic roommate.
00:10:57 >> You can't do this.
00:10:58 I have every right to be here.
00:11:00 >> Oh, sweetie, if you're really that sad and you're upset about it, maybe you should take it up with the dean.
00:11:07 >> Caleb.
00:11:10 >> Aw.
00:11:11 >> Who's going to save you now, princess?
00:11:20 >> Is he?
00:11:21 Oh, my God.
00:11:22 Is he?
00:11:23 >> I'm not really sure.
00:11:26 Maybe you can go to the goodwill.
00:11:27 >> Taylor.
00:11:29 >> Oh, God.
00:11:30 >> What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:11:36 What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:11:40 Huh?
00:11:41 Is this your stuff?
00:11:44 This is how you treat people in America.
00:11:46 >> What?
00:11:48 Is Lord Travis standing up for her?
00:11:51 Travis.
00:11:52 >> That's Lord Harrington to you.
00:11:54 >> Okay.
00:11:55 Lord Harrington.
00:11:56 >> I'm sorry, Travis.
00:11:59 >> What?
00:12:00 Feel easily threatened by a beautiful woman?
00:12:02 Oh, no, you want to relish reliving your high school bully days, isn't it?
00:12:05 >> No, Lord Travis, we were just messing around.
00:12:07 We love living with Taylor.
00:12:09 >> Love it.
00:12:10 >> Yeah.
00:12:11 >> Do you want to live with them?
00:12:13 >> Hell no.
00:12:15 >> Right then.
00:12:16 Then it settles.
00:12:18 You're moving in with me.
00:12:21 >> What?
00:12:22 >> What?
00:12:23 >> Let's go.
00:12:24 >> Okay.
00:12:39 >> Holy shit.
00:12:40 I mean, I knew you were rich, but this is --
00:12:43 >> Yeah, I mean, the royal family forbade me from staying in the dorms.
00:12:46 Security issue.
00:12:48 Yeah.
00:12:50 >> Hey, I'll pay you the rent the moment I get a gig.
00:12:53 >> This is just temporary.
00:12:55 Thanks for taking me in.
00:12:58 >> Come on.
00:12:59 Take it in.
00:13:03 Right.
00:13:04 This is the foyer.
00:13:06 Kitchen, dining room, bathroom there.
00:13:10 Make yourself at home.
00:13:21 >> Right, you can set your stuff anywhere.
00:13:28 So what kind of music do you play?
00:13:32 >> All types, really.
00:13:34 I wanted to be a musician since I was little.
00:13:38 >> See, I knew you were cool.
00:13:40 >> Yeah, well, Caleb and his posse are convinced I'm a loser, so --
00:13:44 >> Well, if Caleb hadn't been such an ass to you, I might have become friends with him.
00:13:49 >> Yeah, I would have morphed into some full-on frat bro.
00:13:52 Imagine.
00:13:54 Let's fucking rage, bruh!
00:13:58 >> I think my life just flashed in front of my eyes.
00:14:02 >> You and me both.
00:14:04 Plus, if it weren't for him, I never would have met you.
00:14:09 >> I was going to ask if it ever gets lonely living in a giant mansion like this alone.
00:14:15 But I heard you never stay single for long.
00:14:17 >> Oh.
00:14:19 So what you're saying is my reputation precedes me.
00:14:25 So what you're saying is my reputation precedes me.
00:14:31 >> It must be exhausting, juggling all the girls and your lordly duties.
00:14:39 >> I'm a great multitasker, what can I say?
00:14:42 >> No, truthfully, I'm a royal, so who I marry isn't really up to me.
00:14:48 It's all about power plays and diplomacy.
00:14:52 Can't just have fun, you know?
00:14:54 No strings attached.
00:14:56 It's what I want.
00:14:58 >> Well, what about all the girls you date?
00:15:00 >> What if they get too attached?
00:15:02 >> Any girl who falls in love with me is asking to get her heart broken.
00:15:08 So don't go falling in love with me, okay?
00:15:12 >> Just roommates, just friends.
00:15:15 Deal?
00:15:18 >> Just roommates, just friends.
00:15:22 Crack on.
00:15:23 >> What?
00:15:24 >> I'll tell you later.
00:15:32 >> Hungry.
00:15:33 >> I'm sorry, but who the hell eats beans for breakfast?
00:15:37 >> It's an essential part of an English breakfast.
00:15:39 Thank you very much.
00:15:40 Here, try some.
00:15:41 >> No.
00:15:42 >> You don't want to try it?
00:15:43 >> No, thank you.
00:15:44 I think I'll stick to an essential part of an American breakfast.
00:15:47 >> Which is?
00:15:49 >> Pancakes.
00:15:51 >> Right.
00:15:52 How about this?
00:15:53 What if I try your American pancakes and you try my British beans?
00:16:00 Then we find out whose breakfast is more superior.
00:16:03 >> You're on.
00:16:16 >> The key for mine is perfectly toasted bread plus butter, lots of butter.
00:16:23 >> See, now you're talking like an American.
00:16:26 >> Why is it so thick?
00:16:30 >> The fluffiness is the best part.
00:16:32 Just wait until you try it.
00:16:33 Now we've got to flip it.
00:16:35 >> Flip it?
00:16:45 Now you're just showing off.
00:16:50 >> All right, ready for the plating?
00:16:51 >> Sure, let's do it.
00:16:52 >> On three.
00:16:54 Three.
00:16:55 >> Two.
00:16:56 >> One.
00:17:04 >> What do you think?
00:17:08 >> Actually, it's not that bad.
00:17:10 >> See, I knew you'd like it.
00:17:12 Yeah, soon you'll be asking for beans every morning.
00:17:14 >> Okay, just try the pancakes.
00:17:16 >> Fine.
00:17:20 Damn.
00:17:22 That's bloody brilliant.
00:17:23 >> I told you.
00:17:24 >> I think we both know who the winner is.
00:17:26 >> Yeah, me.
00:17:27 >> Me?
00:17:28 But it's obviously me.
00:17:30 >> Are you sure about that?
00:17:38 You sure about that?
00:17:40 >> Yes, I'm sure about that.
00:17:41 >> Well, stick around for the dessert round because I make a mean sticky toffee pudding.
00:17:44 >> Oh, really?
00:17:45 I didn't know I was living with the Duke of desserts.
00:17:48 >> Duke of -- oh, God, that's terrible.
00:17:50 >> You know you love it.
00:17:52 >> So what if I do?
00:18:01 >> Um, thank you so much for breakfast.
00:18:04 >> Of course.
00:18:05 >> I got to get to class.
00:18:06 >> Yeah, yeah.
00:18:08 Um, do you still need a ride home after school?
00:18:11 >> Oh, no thanks.
00:18:13 I actually have a job interview.
00:18:15 Yeah, you know, can't freeload off a lord forever.
00:18:19 >> What kind of job is it?
00:18:20 >> I'll tell you if I get it.
00:18:22 Don't want to jinx it.
00:18:23 >> Okay.
00:18:24 >> All right.
00:18:25 >> Good luck, then.
00:18:26 >> Thank you.
00:18:27 >> Good luck, then.
00:18:28 >> Thank you.
00:18:29 >> Dude, is that the girl from the party?
00:18:37 Since when are you two hooking up?
00:18:39 >> You know, her name is Taylor, and we're not just hooking up.
00:18:42 We're roommates.
00:18:44 >> I guess the OU gossip was right.
00:18:46 >> What?
00:18:47 >> Hey, OU babes.
00:18:48 Did you hear about the drama on the quad?
00:18:51 Okay, Lord Travis rescued a poor little freshman and carried her away to his off-campus castle.
00:18:58 >> Aw.
00:18:59 >> Is it charity work?
00:19:01 >> Or is it his first American fling?
00:19:05 >> Just what I need.
00:19:07 Another campus gossip girl tracking my every move.
00:19:09 >> Come on, man.
00:19:10 You knew what you were signing up for with a big school like OU.
00:19:12 >> I just -- I just can't believe you let your own cousin stay in some shitty school.
00:19:17 >> I can't believe you let your own cousin stay in some shitty dorm room while some rando
00:19:22 freshie gets to stay in your massive mansion.
00:19:25 >> It's nothing personal, Miles.
00:19:27 Her roommates had kicked her out.
00:19:29 They were being bloody assholes to her.
00:19:31 She had nowhere else to go.
00:19:33 >> Her Duke in shiny armor swooping in to save the day.
00:19:37 You know, I give you guys two days tops until you start sleeping together.
00:19:46 >> I have self-control, Miles.
00:19:47 But once I'd like to be friends with a girl without breaking her heart.
00:19:51 >> Okay.
00:19:52 I'll believe it when I see it.
00:19:55 >> Breakfast.
00:19:57 >> What in the fresh British hell is that?
00:20:00 >> Bloody Americans.
00:20:02 >> Come on, dude.
00:20:03 This place is massive.
00:20:04 Let me crash here, too.
00:20:06 Just like one semester.
00:20:08 >> Absolutely not.
00:20:09 Do you remember Switzerland?
00:20:11 That's where I was born.
00:20:13 >> Absolutely not.
00:20:16 Do you remember Switzerland?
00:20:17 That ski lodge?
00:20:18 You cost me 3,000 pounds in cleaning fees.
00:20:21 You're a bloody pig, Miles.
00:20:23 >> Excuses, excuses.
00:20:24 You know what I think?
00:20:25 I think you don't want me cock blocking you and your new roomie.
00:20:29 >> Taylor and I are just friends.
00:20:33 >> Okay.
00:20:34 Let's see how long that lasts.
00:20:44 >> Well, you certainly got talent.
00:20:46 But you got to pay your dues at the bar before I can make you a full-time singer.
00:20:52 I'll tell you what.
00:20:54 We're short staffed.
00:20:55 And I need an extra server.
00:20:58 So I'll give you about a month.
00:21:00 You can prove you can handle yourself.
00:21:03 And if you survive, I'll get you up on my stage.
00:21:06 Sounds good?
00:21:07 >> Yes.
00:21:08 I'll do anything to sing.
00:21:10 So when do I start?
00:21:12 >> How about now?
00:21:14 >> Now?
00:21:19 >> Hi.
00:21:20 Zara, right?
00:21:22 I'm Taylor.
00:21:23 I'm the new server here.
00:21:24 Thank God Kim finally got some help around here.
00:21:27 My new classes are harder than ever.
00:21:29 And the semester rush is killing me.
00:21:30 So take these to the corner table.
00:21:32 >> Oh, is there no training or anything like that?
00:21:35 >> We're serving shitty beer to college kids.
00:21:37 Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:21:39 It's not rocket science.
00:21:42 >> All right.
00:21:44 >> Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:21:46 It's not rocket science.
00:21:48 >> All right.
00:21:52 >> Go on.
00:22:03 [ Music ]
00:22:31 >> See?
00:22:32 That wasn't so hard, was it?
00:22:33 Just stay on my good side and you'll be fine.
00:22:36 >> What happens when people get on your bad side?
00:22:38 >> They don't make the cut.
00:22:40 I'm assuming you're working at Kim's because you want to be a singer, right?
00:22:43 Well, you got to do the dirty work first.
00:22:46 No one's going to treat you like a princess, so don't act like one.
00:22:49 Got it?
00:22:50 >> Got it.
00:22:51 >> You will be running drinks tonight, but eventually --
00:22:53 [ Music ]
00:23:11 >> Oh, my God.
00:23:13 Lord Travis Harrington is here.
00:23:15 What is a royal doing at a campus dive bar?
00:23:19 >> Family is, like, my biggest obsession, and it's all because of Travis.
00:23:24 Oh, my God, he's, like, the hottest guy in the world.
00:23:28 I knew he was going to owe you, but I didn't think I'd see him here.
00:23:33 >> Ooh, get it together, Zara.
00:23:36 >> Don't embarrass me.
00:23:37 Okay?
00:23:38 No?
00:23:41 >> Hey, Taylor.
00:23:42 You all right?
00:23:43 >> Hi.
00:23:45 >> Taylor, you all right?
00:23:46 >> Hi.
00:23:48 >> You know him?
00:23:49 >> Yeah, we're roommates.
00:23:50 >> You're what?
00:23:52 Wait, you're the freshman from the OU gossip video?
00:23:55 Girl, everyone is talking about you.
00:23:57 >> They are?
00:23:58 >> What's up?
00:24:00 >> Miles.
00:24:01 >> Hey.
00:24:02 >> This is my American cousin from my mother's side.
00:24:04 Taylor, Miles.
00:24:05 >> Hi.
00:24:06 >> Hi.
00:24:07 I think we met at that frat party that night.
00:24:08 >> You have such a memorable face, Taylor.
00:24:12 >> I'm Zara.
00:24:14 >> Hello, Zara.
00:24:16 >> Can you take two scotches on the rocks, please?
00:24:18 >> You guys can take the corner table.
00:24:20 Taylor will check up on you in a minute.
00:24:22 >> All right.
00:24:23 Cheers.
00:24:24 >> Cheers.
00:24:26 >> When the fuck were you going to tell me you're tight with Travis Harrington?
00:24:29 Why are you even working here?
00:24:31 >> I needed the job.
00:24:32 I mean, it's not like we're besties.
00:24:35 He's just helping me out for a while.
00:24:37 >> Does this mean I'm on your good side?
00:24:39 >> Hell yeah.
00:24:40 You're about to be employee of the fucking year.
00:24:43 >> Uh-oh.
00:24:44 >> Rich kids, 12 o'clock.
00:24:46 >> I was trying to get blacked out.
00:24:48 >> Can we get filler on Thursday?
00:24:50 >> Can I have a whiskey neat, please?
00:24:53 And cosmos for the ladies.
00:24:55 >> Coming right up.
00:24:57 >> Taylor.
00:25:02 Taylor, since when do you work here?
00:25:05 >> Since today.
00:25:07 Take a seat anywhere, we'll be right with you.
00:25:10 >> I'd rather have my drink now.
00:25:12 >> Fine.
00:25:14 >> No wonder the service sucks here.
00:25:16 They're hiring street rats.
00:25:18 >> Be nice to Taylor, Grace.
00:25:20 It's not her fault she's a pathetic broke little hobo who's desperate for her rich classmate's tips.
00:25:26 >> Because she doesn't want to end up on the street again.
00:25:29 >> Won't get any of ours, though.
00:25:31 >> Too bad.
00:25:32 I bet Lord Harrington already kicked her out of his place.
00:25:34 She's desperate for the extra cash.
00:25:37 >> Feel bad for Travis, though.
00:25:38 Who else would want to live with that?
00:25:41 >> Actually, things at Lord Harrington's mansions are fantastic.
00:25:46 He enjoys having me there.
00:25:48 And he's not petty.
00:25:51 Jealous bitch.
00:25:54 Hey, Taylor.
00:25:56 [music]
00:26:11 >> Lord Travis, where did you come from?
00:26:13 >> Corner booth.
00:26:15 And yes, I heard everything.
00:26:18 First you kicked Taylor out of the dorms and now this.
00:26:22 >> I was just joking.
00:26:23 I don't know what came over me.
00:26:25 >> Did you just forget about this?
00:26:26 >> No, I don't think so.
00:26:27 Now, the real question is, do I send a tip about your little outrage to OU Gossip?
00:26:33 Or maybe the dean of the school?
00:26:36 Or I know, I'll send it to every major tabloid.
00:26:39 The royal family has a very special relationship with the press.
00:26:43 I can see it now.
00:26:45 Campus Karen freaks out on sweet service work.
00:26:50 Do you think they'll kick you out of school before or after you're canceled?
00:26:55 >> No, please.
00:26:59 I'm sorry, Taylor.
00:27:02 >> Right.
00:27:03 You harass Taylor again, and I will personally ruin your life before it even starts.
00:27:09 Okay?
00:27:12 Grace.
00:27:13 >> What the hell is going on here?
00:27:27 What the hell is going on here?
00:27:29 >> Kim, I --
00:27:30 >> Some underage assholes practically assaulted Taylor.
00:27:33 She kept it together and Lord Harrington here helped.
00:27:37 >> Travis Harrington, lovely to meet you.
00:27:40 >> You handled the situation perfectly, as did Zara.
00:27:43 >> Thank you, Lord Harrington.
00:27:46 Well, sounds like I did the right thing by hiring Miss Young here.
00:27:50 >> You definitely did.
00:27:51 I also hear she's a fantastic musician.
00:27:54 >> Good to know.
00:27:56 Zara, Taylor, great job tonight.
00:28:00 Lord Harrington, you're welcome back any time.
00:28:03 >> Thank you very much.
00:28:13 Hey, I'm so sorry she did that.
00:28:16 I got this for you.
00:28:28 >> Hey, thank you for having my backpack there.
00:28:31 I really don't think I could handle the humiliation of getting fired on my first day.
00:28:36 >> Well, that's what friends are for, right?
00:28:39 >> Right.
00:28:54 >> Seriously?
00:28:56 You're texting her right now?
00:28:57 >> What the fuck?
00:28:58 You went ape shit on Taylor tonight.
00:28:59 I need to apologize.
00:29:01 Unless you want to stay on Lord Travis's shit list.
00:29:03 >> I don't care about him.
00:29:04 >> Didn't see him that way at the bar.
00:29:06 >> Lord Travis is full of shit.
00:29:08 He's a royal.
00:29:09 He knows better than to stick his nose in dumb, petty American drama.
00:29:12 But the real question here is, why are you defending Taylor?
00:29:17 Hmm?
00:29:18 I thought you wanted her ass shit back to Kansas, wherever the hell she's from.
00:29:21 >> I do.
00:29:22 I just want to let her down easy.
00:29:23 I mean, she followed me all the way here.
00:29:25 She's in love with me.
00:29:26 I don't want to destroy her feelings.
00:29:28 >> What about my feelings?
00:29:32 Do I need to remind you that my father is Kappa Legacy?
00:29:36 He's this frat's biggest donor.
00:29:38 And if you treat me wrong, well, I could get you kicked out in two seconds.
00:29:43 Is that what you want?
00:29:47 >> Sorry, Gracie.
00:29:49 Of course I care about your feelings more than Taylor's.
00:29:52 >> Good.
00:29:54 Now, go fetch me a water with crushed ice and a glass straw and bring it to me in bed.
00:30:01 Idiot.
00:30:07 >> Um, right.
00:30:08 >> Right.
00:30:09 >> I'll leave the rest for you.
00:30:10 Get the rest of that.
00:30:11 >> Thank you.
00:30:12 >> Of course.
00:30:13 Get in a phone call.
00:30:20 >> Taylor, I made a huge mistake.
00:30:23 >> Caleb, I don't have time for this.
00:30:25 >> I just want to talk.
00:30:27 But I can't with Grace here.
00:30:29 >> Oh.
00:30:30 So you're not calling to apologize.
00:30:32 You're calling to tell me that you can't talk right now because your girlfriend's there.
00:30:36 >> No, no, look.
00:30:37 I really am sorry for the shit at the bar and for what went down at the party.
00:30:41 I just -- I don't want to fight like this anymore.
00:30:43 >> Obviously.
00:30:45 I don't want it either.
00:30:47 >> Let me take you to dinner.
00:30:49 Make up for all of it.
00:30:51 I mean, we've known each other since forever, and I can't throw our friendship away.
00:30:57 >> Please, Taylor, just hear me out.
00:31:01 >> Fine.
00:31:03 This is your last chance, okay?
00:31:09 >> What does that dickhead want?
00:31:14 >> Zara, I need your help with something.
00:31:18 >> Taylor, I cannot believe you live here.
00:31:22 >> I'm actually in Lord Travis Herrington's mansion.
00:31:27 >> Zara, are you moving in as well?
00:31:30 >> No, I am just here to help Taylor get ready for a date with --
00:31:35 >> Girl stuff?
00:31:37 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:38 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:39 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:40 >> Yes.
00:31:41 >> Right.
00:31:42 >> I'm going to go get my phone.
00:31:44 >> Okay.
00:31:45 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:46 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:47 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:48 >> Yes.
00:31:49 >> Right.
00:31:50 >> Yeah.
00:31:51 >> I'll leave you to it then.
00:31:52 >> Thank you.
00:31:55 >> Why didn't you tell him you were going on a date with Caleb?
00:31:57 >> After everything that happened?
00:31:59 Please.
00:32:00 That's the thing with Caleb.
00:32:01 It's not a date.
00:32:02 It's a confrontation.
00:32:03 >> Really?
00:32:04 >> Yeah.
00:32:05 Plus, Travis doesn't need to know.
00:32:06 We're just friends.
00:32:08 >> Really?
00:32:09 >> Really, really.
00:32:11 >> I need your help.
00:32:14 >> Girl, you weren't kidding when you said you needed my help.
00:32:17 >> I thought you dressed like this at work so you didn't ruin your good clothes.
00:32:20 >> If I wanted to get dressed that hard, I would have called over Grace and Jenny.
00:32:24 >> You are so lucky.
00:32:26 I'm incredibly stylish and willing to share.
00:32:29 >> All right.
00:32:31 Let's see.
00:32:34 >> This is going to be a lot of work, but I have my tools.
00:32:41 [ Music ]
00:33:07 >> Holy shit.
00:33:10 I really outdone myself.
00:33:12 [ Music ]
00:33:23 >> Ava?
00:33:28 Ava?
00:33:31 Ava?
00:33:34 Where are you going?
00:33:37 >> Out.
00:33:38 >> I gathered that.
00:33:40 Jesus, that dress.
00:33:42 Whose heart are you breaking tonight?
00:33:45 >> Well, if you must know, Caleb's.
00:33:48 I'm meeting him for dinner tonight.
00:33:50 >> Taylor, please tell me you're only showing up in that devastating outfit to rip his heart out and stomp on it.
00:33:57 >> Travis, love, you don't need to worry about me.
00:34:01 You're not going to fall in love with him again, are you?
00:34:05 >> Goodbye, Travis.
00:34:07 [ Music ]
00:34:30 [ Music ]
00:34:59 >> Damn.
00:35:01 I didn't think it was possible for you to look this hot.
00:35:03 >> Really, Caleb?
00:35:05 >> I'm being serious.
00:35:06 You look sexy as hell.
00:35:09 >> You said you wanted to talk.
00:35:11 Let's talk.
00:35:12 >> Yeah, I was going to ask if we can be friends again.
00:35:15 >> Well, that depends.
00:35:16 Are you going to change your behavior?
00:35:18 >> Of course I will.
00:35:19 Maybe even more than friends.
00:35:22 It's just complicated.
00:35:24 Grace isn't your biggest fan and her dad pulls all the strings at the catwalk.
00:35:27 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:29 I'm just going to interrupt you right here.
00:35:31 You brought me here to tell me that we can't be friends anymore because of your what new girlfriend's dad?
00:35:37 >> No, no, no.
00:35:38 I still want that.
00:35:40 Just have to keep it a secret.
00:35:43 Could be kind of sexy sneaking around, no?
00:35:47 >> Oh, my God.
00:35:48 This was a huge mistake.
00:35:51 >> Taylor, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:53 Can you at least put in a good word with Travis for me?
00:35:56 >> What did you just ask me?
00:35:59 Do you really think I'm going to put in a good word for you with Travis after how shitty you treated me?
00:36:04 >> He's a lord.
00:36:06 He's got power and influence.
00:36:08 Need him at our parties, Taylor.
00:36:10 But he hates me because of you.
00:36:14 >> You are un-fucking-believable.
00:36:21 I mean, I don't know how I ever put up with your bullshit for all these years.
00:36:25 Travis hates you because you are a cowardly, shitty dickhead.
00:36:33 Our friendship is over.
00:36:35 Don't ever talk to me again.
00:36:37 >> Don't you dare walk away from me, Taylor.
00:36:40 >> She said it's over.
00:36:44 She said it's over.
00:36:45 >> Travis, what are you doing here?
00:36:48 >> I'm a big fan of the place.
00:36:50 Though I'm quite surprised to find you here.
00:36:52 Seems a bit out of your price range.
00:36:57 Could I get the manager, please?
00:36:59 >> Yeah.
00:37:00 Excuse me, what's happening here?
00:37:02 >> This gentleman right here has been harassing my friend the entire night.
00:37:06 >> Wait, wait, wait.
00:37:07 No, that's not what happened.
00:37:08 >> Please escort him off the premises.
00:37:09 >> That is not what happened.
00:37:10 She harassed me.
00:37:11 >> What do you mean she harassed you?
00:37:13 Are you kidding me?
00:37:14 Get out of here.
00:37:15 Come on.
00:37:16 Move.
00:37:17 I said move.
00:37:18 Get out.
00:37:19 >> Lord Harrington, I am very sorry about the disturbance.
00:37:22 Please have a seat.
00:37:24 Dinner's on me.
00:37:28 >> That slap was amazing.
00:37:30 I mean, just bloody brilliant.
00:37:33 >> Wait.
00:37:36 What are you doing here?
00:37:39 And what's up with that old man hat?
00:37:41 >> Oh, yes, yes, right.
00:37:44 So I might have put on a disguise and snuck into the restaurant.
00:37:49 >> You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:37:55 You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:37:57 >> No.
00:38:00 Taylor, that guy is a total dickhead.
00:38:03 I knew he would do something.
00:38:04 So I just wanted to be here so I could --
00:38:07 >> To save me again?
00:38:09 Oh, my Duke in shining armor.
00:38:13 >> Right.
00:38:14 Well, I was thinking more along the lines of beating the fuck out of him, but I see you've got that base covered.
00:38:22 >> So you do this with all your friends?
00:38:25 >> Totally.
00:38:26 Yeah.
00:38:27 You should see my load of disguises.
00:38:28 I've got plenty.
00:38:29 I've got so many wigs.
00:38:35 Well, here's to finally kicking that jackass out of your life.
00:38:41 >> And hoping he never comes crawling back.
00:38:43 >> Oh, he won't.
00:38:44 Not as long as I'm around.
00:39:10 >> Bitch, I did what for you?
00:39:12 Oh, my God.
00:39:13 If Lord Travis Harrington put on a disguise and followed me to a restaurant just to make sure my ex didn't fuck with me.
00:39:19 >> Yeah.
00:39:20 >> Oh, I would be dropping my panties so fast.
00:39:22 >> What?
00:39:23 >> Sorry.
00:39:24 It's the truth.
00:39:26 >> It was sweet.
00:39:27 But it was just his way of being a good friend.
00:39:31 >> Yeah.
00:39:32 Keep telling yourself that, girl.
00:39:34 >> I'm not the Lula Zara.
00:39:36 I mean, okay.
00:39:37 Look at the women he's dated.
00:39:40 Heiress, model, socialite.
00:39:42 Oh, princess of fucking Denmark.
00:39:45 >> I'm obsessed with the royal family, okay?
00:39:47 I'm well aware of his dating history.
00:39:49 >> Yeah, well, then you of all people should understand.
00:39:52 He'll never actually be interested in someone like me.
00:39:54 And even if he miraculously did, it's not like his family would approve or anything.
00:39:59 >> Taylor, Taylor, your freshman fall is supposed to be wild and carefree and full of bad decisions.
00:40:05 >> Well.
00:40:06 >> You cannot keep wasting all your time worrying yourself sick about guys who make you question everything.
00:40:13 You cannot keep wasting all your time worrying yourself sick about guys who make you question everything.
00:40:19 Even if one of those guys is one of the hottest royals to ever --
00:40:23 >> Zara!
00:40:25 >> Oh, kidding.
00:40:27 Kind of.
00:40:29 >> You know what you need?
00:40:30 >> A girls' night out.
00:40:31 >> We should go to Club Vortex tonight.
00:40:33 >> Isn't that club, like, super exclusive?
00:40:35 >> My homie Dante is working the door.
00:40:37 You can definitely get us in.
00:40:38 >> You deserve a night to yourself.
00:40:40 No Caleb, no Travis, just us and whatever fine-ass men we manage to pick up in the club.
00:40:46 You in?
00:40:48 >> Hmm.
00:40:49 >> Okay, let's do it.
00:40:54 >> Damn, this line, though.
00:40:56 I'm so glad Dante's working tonight.
00:40:58 >> Seriously.
00:41:00 >> Um, how do you know Dante again?
00:41:02 >> That's definitely not him.
00:41:06 That's definitely not him.
00:41:08 Um, hi, is Dante working tonight?
00:41:11 >> No, he's sick.
00:41:14 >> Shit.
00:41:16 Well, we are really close personal friends.
00:41:18 Do you mind if we just --
00:41:19 >> No.
00:41:20 Back of the line.
00:41:21 >> But --
00:41:22 >> I said back of the line or I throw you out permanently.
00:41:25 Boom!
00:41:28 >> Isn't that the girl who lives with Lord Travis?
00:41:30 >> Yeah, then where the hell is he now?
00:41:32 >> Hmm, he's probably already off with some girl.
00:41:35 I guess the makeover didn't work after all.
00:41:38 >> Honestly, I don't even know what he saw in her to begin with.
00:41:42 >> Right?
00:41:43 I know you two didn't think that you could just walk up here and get in, did you?
00:41:47 They're very particular about curating a certain vibe here.
00:41:51 So no backwoods bitches allowed.
00:41:56 >> Then how are you going to get in?
00:41:58 >> You three are next.
00:42:00 >> What? You're letting them in?
00:42:01 >> I can help you get in.
00:42:03 Beg for it.
00:42:06 >> No, I don't think that would be necessary.
00:42:10 [ Music ]
00:42:19 >> No, I don't think that would be necessary.
00:42:23 [ Music ]
00:42:37 >> Hi there.
00:42:39 My name is --
00:42:40 >> I know who you are, man.
00:42:42 I'm a big fan.
00:42:44 >> Oh!
00:42:46 >> Whoa.
00:42:47 >> Oh, my.
00:42:48 >> That's you.
00:42:49 >> I love the royals.
00:42:52 >> Well, me and my friends are here and we just wanted to go in if that's all right with you.
00:42:56 >> Absolutely.
00:42:57 Get in there.
00:42:58 >> Great.
00:42:59 Thank you so much.
00:43:00 >> Of course.
00:43:01 Anytime.
00:43:02 >> Oh, God.
00:43:04 >> Oh, mate, if you could do me a favor, don't let any of those blokes in.
00:43:08 They kind of ruin the vibe.
00:43:09 >> Anything for you, mate.
00:43:10 >> Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:11 He's just kidding.
00:43:12 We're Travis and I old friends.
00:43:14 Isn't that right, mate?
00:43:16 >> Stop embarrassing yourself, dude.
00:43:18 >> What do we do?
00:43:21 >> Woo!
00:43:27 >> Thanks for getting us in.
00:43:28 >> And for getting those assholes kicked out.
00:43:31 >> Absolute pleasure.
00:43:37 >> Oh, great.
00:43:39 Seeing you both.
00:43:40 But we've got to go.
00:43:42 >> We just got here.
00:43:43 What do you mean?
00:43:44 >> Sorry.
00:43:46 >> My dance team always works.
00:44:03 >> He is fine.
00:44:04 You've got to go dance with him.
00:44:05 >> What?
00:44:06 >> You've got to dance with him.
00:44:09 >> Hey.
00:44:10 >> Hey, yourself.
00:44:23 >> Fuck, no.
00:44:34 >> You're jealous he's dancing with your girl, aren't you?
00:44:49 >> I don't get jealous.
00:44:50 I've never seen her dance like that.
00:44:53 She just looks absolutely smashing tonight.
00:44:56 >> All right, cuz.
00:44:58 We're in America.
00:44:59 You can't say shit like smashing.
00:45:01 Second of all, if you want something, just go and take it.
00:45:06 >> You're an animal, Miles.
00:45:11 >> Hey, lord Travis.
00:45:13 Can I buy you a drink?
00:45:15 >> I'm fine, thanks.
00:45:18 >> Your shirt looks so soft.
00:45:21 >> I'm busy, thanks.
00:45:23 >> Damn, girl, you got moves.
00:45:33 Damn, girl, you got moves.
00:45:34 What the hell, bro?
00:45:36 Get your own girl.
00:45:38 >> Back off, we live together.
00:45:40 >> Oh, shit.
00:45:42 I didn't know you were taken.
00:45:44 >> I mean --
00:45:45 [ music ]
00:45:54 >> What are you doing?
00:45:57 >> I don't know.
00:45:58 I just couldn't think straight with you dancing like that.
00:46:01 >> Oh, you were jealous I was dancing with that guy, weren't you?
00:46:05 >> Why would I be jealous?
00:46:08 I'm the one taking you home tonight.
00:46:11 >> Home, finally.
00:46:13 >> Oh, the couch.
00:46:15 The room is spitting.
00:46:17 Am I dying?
00:46:19 >> No, I just think you had too many shots, love.
00:46:22 >> They were so good.
00:46:24 [ music ]
00:46:27 >> Woo!
00:46:30 Hi.
00:46:32 Why aren't you drunk?
00:46:34 >> I'm English, dear.
00:46:36 >> Huh.
00:46:38 Why am I here?
00:46:40 >> We could save the existential questions for when we're sober.
00:46:43 >> No, like, why am I here in this house?
00:46:47 I mean, you could have had any girl that you wanted.
00:46:50 >> What do you mean?
00:46:52 >> Come on.
00:46:54 I've seen the kind of girls you dated.
00:46:56 And I'm not a model or an heiress or a princess.
00:47:02 >> Maybe I don't want that kind of girl.
00:47:06 [ music ]
00:47:11 >> Bed.
00:47:13 I need bed.
00:47:16 >> As you wish.
00:47:19 Shall I carry you there?
00:47:21 >> Mm-hmm.
00:47:23 >> All right.
00:47:25 Okay, down you go.
00:47:29 >> I'm not going to sleep.
00:47:31 >> I'm not going to sleep.
00:47:33 Okay, down you go.
00:47:38 >> Ah, such a soft bed.
00:47:42 You have no idea how soft this bed is.
00:47:44 Mm, here, try how soft it is.
00:47:48 >> Okay.
00:47:53 You're right.
00:47:55 This might be the softest bed I've ever felt.
00:47:58 >> Right?
00:48:09 Can I ask you a question?
00:48:11 >> I might regret this, but sure.
00:48:21 >> Do you really think two people like us could be just friends?
00:48:29 Do you really think two people like us could be just friends?
00:48:35 >> Well, I have given it some thought.
00:48:38 And, you know, I --
00:48:42 >> Taylor?
00:49:05 Good night, Taylor.
00:49:14 >> Ugh.
00:49:18 Ugh.
00:49:20 >> Ah, good morning, sunshine.
00:49:24 >> I feel like shit.
00:49:27 I am never drinking again.
00:49:31 I am never drinking again.
00:49:34 >> I'm sorry.
00:49:36 I'll make promises you can't keep, love.
00:49:39 You should eat something.
00:49:40 It will make you feel better.
00:49:43 >> If I as much as see a baked bean, I will hurl aggressively.
00:49:50 >> It's more like greasy American food.
00:50:08 Better?
00:50:10 >> Much.
00:50:13 >> Do you know what I realized recently?
00:50:20 Is that we live together, yet I hardly know anything about you.
00:50:22 Besides the fact that you're a musician.
00:50:24 >> And make the perfect pancake.
00:50:25 >> And have terrible taste in men.
00:50:34 >> You know, for someone who barely knows me, you sure are comfortable talking shit.
00:50:41 >> Anyway, I should be the one asking you these questions.
00:50:45 >> My entire life is covered by the press.
00:50:48 I'm an open book.
00:50:50 >> Yeah, but there must be some secrets that you never told, like, anyone.
00:50:55 >> Well, okay, there is one thing.
00:51:00 >> What is it?
00:51:03 Come on, what's your secret?
00:51:07 >> I'm a hopeless romantic.
00:51:09 >> Oh, come on.
00:51:11 >> No, it's true.
00:51:12 And it's all my parents' fault, really.
00:51:14 See, my father was a young lord, and my mother was an American studying abroad.
00:51:19 Though she didn't have any power or money.
00:51:23 And my grandparents didn't approve of that.
00:51:26 >> But I thought you said the royal family was strict about who you married.
00:51:30 I mean, that clearly didn't stop your father.
00:51:33 >> The crown gave my father hell for what he did.
00:51:38 And that's also why he didn't want me to go through that either.
00:51:42 That's why I came to America.
00:51:44 >> What do you mean?
00:51:45 >> I wanted to find a love like theirs.
00:51:48 I knew it was real.
00:51:51 Even though I know it will probably end in disaster.
00:51:56 Doesn't get more hopeless than that now, does it?
00:51:59 [ Music ]
00:52:01 >> Oh.
00:52:03 Um.
00:52:05 I got to take this.
00:52:06 It's still around.
00:52:07 >> Yeah, sure.
00:52:08 Yeah.
00:52:10 >> Be cool, Taylor.
00:52:12 He's not talking about falling in love with you.
00:52:15 Did we almost kiss last night?
00:52:17 Yes.
00:52:18 But it was because we were drunk.
00:52:20 Or, well, I was drunk.
00:52:23 >> I'm sorry.
00:52:24 I'm sorry.
00:52:25 >> But it was because we were drunk.
00:52:27 Or, well, I was drunk.
00:52:30 He's your best friend.
00:52:32 That's it.
00:52:34 >> Hey.
00:52:35 >> Lexa, hi.
00:52:36 How are you?
00:52:37 Good to see you.
00:52:38 Great.
00:52:39 >> How are you liking it here?
00:52:40 >> See?
00:52:41 >> Yes.
00:52:42 >> Get a grip, Taylor.
00:52:43 >> How are you doing?
00:52:44 It's fantastic.
00:52:45 I love it.
00:52:46 >> Hey.
00:52:47 I see you made a new friend.
00:52:49 >> Yeah, Lexa, this is my roommate, Taylor.
00:52:52 Taylor, Lexa.
00:52:54 I'm the Chi Omega president.
00:52:56 I can't believe I'm meeting the famous Taylor.
00:52:58 I love OU Gossip, and you've been all over their page lately.
00:53:02 You're so lucky living with Travis.
00:53:04 >> I know.
00:53:06 The luckiest.
00:53:11 >> Yeah, we have a good thing going.
00:53:13 >> I didn't realize you two were so close.
00:53:16 >> Crazy, isn't it?
00:53:19 So anyway, I can give you my number, and if you want to come to the Chi O party later, it should be a fun time.
00:53:24 >> Yeah, yeah, right.
00:53:28 Here you are.
00:53:34 >> Text me.
00:53:36 Bye.
00:53:37 >> Bye.
00:53:43 >> What was that?
00:53:44 >> What?
00:53:45 >> You're the one who started talking to a hot sorority girl like two seconds after I left.
00:53:50 >> Taylor, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:53:56 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:53:59 >> I'm not jealous.
00:54:00 You can date whoever you want.
00:54:03 I'm suddenly feeling nauseous.
00:54:05 I think I'm going to walk to campus.
00:54:10 >> See you.
00:54:20 >> Oh.
00:54:23 I'm so stupid.
00:54:26 I mean, I acted like a total jealous freak.
00:54:30 I've got to stop fooling myself into thinking Travis could ever like me as more than a friend.
00:54:35 >> Bitch, good luck with that.
00:54:37 >> You live together, and he treats you like a queen.
00:54:40 You might still be in denial, okay, but I'm not.
00:54:44 I basically internet stalked the man for all of high school.
00:54:47 He likes you.
00:54:50 >> Oh.
00:54:53 Well, speaking of the devil.
00:54:55 >> Hey.
00:54:57 >> He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:55:00 He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:55:03 Those always end in the juiciest hookups.
00:55:05 >> What the hell is a stoplight party?
00:55:07 >> Everyone wears green, yellow, or red.
00:55:10 Green means you're DTF.
00:55:12 Yellow means you're open but not sure, and red means you're taken.
00:55:15 >> Oh, it's that party that Lexa girl invited him to.
00:55:19 He's probably only inviting me because I was just sitting there awkwardly.
00:55:23 I don't want to watch them flirt all night.
00:55:25 >> Don't stress about what Travis is doing.
00:55:27 Just show up looking hot as hell and DTF.
00:55:30 >> Do you think they're going to hook up?
00:55:33 >> Only one way to find out.
00:55:36 This is my lucky ho dress.
00:55:38 Wear this, and you'll have guys begging at your feet.
00:55:42 Then Travis will be the jealous one.
00:55:44 Trust me.
00:55:46 >> Okay.
00:55:47 Just one thing.
00:55:49 >> What does DTF stand for?
00:55:50 >> Oh, down to fuck.
00:55:52 [MUSIC]
00:56:02 >> Oi, what are you doing?
00:56:05 >> Come find me tonight.
00:56:07 I'll be wearing green just for you, winky face.
00:56:12 >> Dude, you know Lexa's hot shit on campus, right?
00:56:15 Super rich, too.
00:56:17 Just saying, I think you guys will look good together.
00:56:20 If you're not going to seal the deal with Taylor, you might as well hook up with Lexa.
00:56:25 >> Right, well, the thing is that I've already invited Taylor to the party.
00:56:30 So...
00:56:34 >> Really?
00:56:36 A hot sorority president invites you to her hookup party, so you ignore her and invite your roomie instead?
00:56:44 >> Listen, mate, it's not a big deal.
00:56:46 We're just friends.
00:56:47 >> Yeah, just friends.
00:56:48 I know.
00:56:49 Dude, you told me about a hundred times already.
00:56:51 When are you going to admit it to yourself, dude?
00:56:53 You're lying to yourself.
00:56:55 [MUSIC]
00:57:05 >> Travis is already talking to Lexa.
00:57:07 >> So what?
00:57:08 Go say hi.
00:57:09 >> No.
00:57:10 >> You look hot as hell tonight.
00:57:11 Come on.
00:57:12 >> I'm having Caleb flashbacks.
00:57:13 >> But I thought you and Travis were just friends.
00:57:16 >> Yeah, well, so was Caleb and I.
00:57:20 >> Girl, you need to loosen up.
00:57:22 Don't move.
00:57:23 >> I'll be back with drinks.
00:57:28 >> Keeping tabs on the roommate there.
00:57:30 >> It's none of your business, Miles.
00:57:32 >> Ooh, touchy.
00:57:34 You know why Lord Travis is wearing red tonight, don't you?
00:57:37 >> Yeah, because he's only interested in Lexa.
00:57:40 She invited him here.
00:57:41 He wants to hook up with her.
00:57:42 Okay, I got it.
00:57:45 >> I thought you were smarter than that.
00:57:46 >> Excuse me?
00:57:47 Travis is wearing red tonight because he likes you.
00:57:53 Now, you can both deny it all you want, but it's fucking obvious.
00:57:57 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go flirt with your best friend.
00:58:02 >> Just go talk to him, Taylor.
00:58:05 Find out for yourself if Miles is telling the truth.
00:58:10 >> Hey, sexy.
00:58:13 You look nervous.
00:58:14 You should take this.
00:58:17 >> No, thanks.
00:58:18 My friend is bringing me one.
00:58:19 >> You don't trust me?
00:58:21 You know, you should smile more.
00:58:23 Frowning like that makes you look like a real bitch.
00:58:25 >> Oh, yeah?
00:58:26 Well, talking like that makes you seem like a real dumbass.
00:58:28 >> Ah, come on.
00:58:29 Let's not fight.
00:58:31 Unless you're into that.
00:58:33 >> Not even a little bit.
00:58:35 >> Kind of seems like you are.
00:58:40 >> You touch her again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:58:44 You touch her again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:58:49 >> Jesus, man.
00:58:50 I won't.
00:58:53 >> Frigid bitches shouldn't be allowed to wear green.
00:58:55 >> Don't let me see you talk to her again.
00:58:57 Get out of here.
00:58:59 God, these assholes just think they can get whatever they want.
00:59:02 Are you okay?
00:59:04 >> Yeah.
00:59:05 >> Yeah?
00:59:06 >> Thanks.
00:59:07 >> Of course.
00:59:08 >> Did you actually break his wrist?
00:59:10 >> Oh, easily.
00:59:11 Like I said, Royal Academy military training.
00:59:13 >> Impressive.
00:59:15 >> Well, getting in a fist fight with stupid little pricks is not a good move for me.
00:59:21 Not very becoming of a duke.
00:59:23 >> He's not worth it anyways.
00:59:24 >> Yeah, well, if he stares at you like that any longer, I'll punch his face in.
00:59:28 So let's get out of here, right?
00:59:35 >> So why the red shirt?
00:59:38 >> Why the green?
00:59:40 Why the green?
00:59:42 >> Why do you care?
00:59:43 I thought you only wanted to hook up with Lexa tonight.
00:59:45 >> I don't want Lexa.
00:59:47 >> Then what do you want?
00:59:49 >> What do you think?
00:59:54 God, you look amazing tonight.
00:59:56 But I'm sorry, green is not your color, love.
01:00:02 >> What about red?
01:00:06 >> That's my favorite color.
01:00:11 >> You're killing me, Taylor.
01:00:14 Remind me again why we decided to just be friends.
01:00:18 >> I can't remember right now.
01:00:25 >> Get the fuck off me.
01:00:27 >> That's Zara.
01:00:29 >> What's she doing?
01:00:30 >> Get the fuck off of me.
01:00:32 >> Hey.
01:00:33 >> Not you again.
01:00:34 You bitches are all the same.
01:00:36 Act like you want it and then you go all psycho.
01:00:38 >> Hey, I told you not to speak to her.
01:00:40 >> Yeah, man, back the fuck off.
01:00:41 >> Yeah, or what?
01:00:42 He'll throw a scone at my head?
01:00:44 >> I was thinking more like this.
01:00:50 >> You guys, get out of here.
01:00:51 Go.
01:00:52 >> All right.
01:00:53 >> Watch out, boy.
01:01:11 >> Hey, are you okay?
01:01:13 >> Fine.
01:01:15 But I won't be when the videos come out.
01:01:17 This is exactly the thing that's not supposed to happen.
01:01:22 I can convince everyone to delete the videos.
01:01:25 But I'm going to need something in return.
01:01:29 >> What is it?
01:01:34 >> Hey, Tana.
01:01:35 >> Hey.
01:01:36 >> Are you and Zara okay?
01:01:37 >> Yeah, thanks to you.
01:01:41 What happened after we got out of there?
01:01:43 >> Okay, don't freak out, but...
01:01:49 >> Holy.
01:01:51 Travis, what the fuck?
01:01:52 >> I know.
01:01:53 I shouldn't have turned my back on that dickhead.
01:01:56 Rocky mistake.
01:01:57 I had to pay off like 15 wasted kids just to convince them to delete the videos or else
01:02:03 all you gossip would have me again.
01:02:05 >> Jesus.
01:02:06 What would have happened if the footage got leaked?
01:02:09 >> Every major British tabloid would have picked up the case.
01:02:12 Would have had to fly back to England just to do damage control.
01:02:16 Otherwise the crown would have my head.
01:02:19 >> That's traumatic.
01:02:22 >> It's English politics.
01:02:25 Punching that dickhead was worth it, though.
01:02:27 That guy deserved much worse messing with my girl.
01:02:34 Mine.
01:02:39 All mine.
01:03:03 >> What is it?
01:03:06 >> Are you sure you want this, Travis?
01:03:09 I mean, we made a deal.
01:03:11 >> Fuck the deal.
01:03:13 I've never been more bloody sure of anything, Taylor.
01:03:17 >> It's just...
01:03:20 You can have any American girl you want.
01:03:24 You really want me.
01:03:28 >> I've made myself pretty fucking obvious, but in the case that I didn't...
01:03:53 [music]
01:04:17 >> Is Travis here?
01:04:19 >> Hey, Travis.
01:04:23 Thanks for inviting me over.
01:04:24 >> So much for not wanting Alexa.
01:04:28 >> Thanks for inviting me over.
01:04:30 >> Sorry, overslept.
01:04:31 Come in, come in.
01:04:40 >> I can explain.
01:04:42 >> You better.
01:04:43 Have a seat.
01:04:44 >> Thank you.
01:04:46 >> So, um, what brings you here today?
01:04:49 >> Planning for the Kai-Oh date auction tomorrow night.
01:04:52 Travis agreed to be our hot ticket item.
01:04:55 >> Did he?
01:04:58 >> It's for charity.
01:04:59 >> Whoever bids the most will win a date with the soon-to-be Duke himself.
01:05:04 I already know it's going to be a fight to the death.
01:05:07 >> How cute.
01:05:10 >> Wait.
01:05:11 Taylor.
01:05:13 Are you okay with this?
01:05:16 >> Yep.
01:05:18 All good.
01:05:19 Well, I got to get to class, so you two have fun.
01:05:24 Bye.
01:05:27 >> Right.
01:05:29 [music]
01:05:37 >> Oh, I have been looking forward to this.
01:05:40 Lessa's going to bet it all on Lord Travis.
01:05:43 Too bad your pathetic tips at the bar won't be enough to bid against her.
01:05:47 She's got daddy's money.
01:05:48 >> Great to see the two of you again.
01:05:51 I heard you've been laying low since Travis humiliated you at the club.
01:05:55 Remember that?
01:05:56 >> It's just a news flash.
01:05:58 I don't need to buy a night with Travis.
01:06:00 We already live together.
01:06:02 >> I could have a night with Lord Travis if I wanted.
01:06:05 And trust me, I would give him a night he would never forget.
01:06:10 >> Aw, Jenny.
01:06:11 I knew you were a bitch.
01:06:13 Didn't know you were delusional, too.
01:06:14 >> Jenny?
01:06:15 Oh, honey, you're the delusional one.
01:06:18 First you think Caleb loves you, and now you think Lord Travis likes you?
01:06:22 Let me guess.
01:06:23 You guys hooked up, right?
01:06:25 And you fell for his gorgeous British accent and flock of corgis.
01:06:30 I have to wait until you realize you're just an easy, boring lay.
01:06:39 >> Have fun tomorrow night, Taylor.
01:06:41 You'll be crying eating ice cream alone on the couch while Alexa is banging in Lord Travis's bed.
01:06:47 >> You can probably hear them through the wall.
01:06:49 >> Enjoy the mint chip.
01:06:59 >> I'm impressed with your work, Taylor.
01:07:01 >> Yeah?
01:07:02 >> I think you're ready.
01:07:03 We're hosting an open mic next week.
01:07:06 Do you want to sing?
01:07:08 It's the perfect chance for you to show me what you got.
01:07:11 >> Kim, I would love to.
01:07:14 Thank you so much.
01:07:15 >> Of course.
01:07:16 >> Look at you go.
01:07:18 You're going to be singing in no time.
01:07:21 >> All right.
01:07:22 Talk.
01:07:23 >> You've been acting weird all night.
01:07:28 >> Travis and I hooked up.
01:07:32 >> Shit, I knew it.
01:07:33 I knew it.
01:07:37 >> Travis and I hooked up.
01:07:40 >> Shit, I knew it.
01:07:42 I knew it.
01:07:44 Oh, God.
01:07:45 Was he that bad in bed?
01:07:47 >> No, no, the opposite.
01:07:49 But he told me he liked me and then he agreed to be in Lex's stupid coyote date.
01:07:56 I don't know.
01:07:57 I mean, he clearly has no interest in being explosive.
01:08:01 >> You don't know that, Taylor.
01:08:03 >> What if he's being forced into it or something?
01:08:05 >> Yeah, maybe he just already moved on.
01:08:07 I mean, what if he never really liked me at all?
01:08:10 >> Taylor, I think you should ask him for yourself.
01:08:17 >> Taylor, we need to talk.
01:08:20 >> Here, take the corner booth and don't tell Kim.
01:08:24 >> Thanks.
01:08:25 Come on.
01:08:31 I wanted to explain what happened last night and I also wanted to tell you that I don't regret last night.
01:08:38 >> Okay, well, that's just great to hear, Travis.
01:08:42 >> I'm serious.
01:08:43 I meant what I said.
01:08:45 And some stupid date auction isn't going to change --
01:08:47 >> Yeah, well, it's not stupid to me, okay?
01:08:49 I know that you date a lot of women and I know that a nobody like me should feel oh so lucky to be another notch in Lord Harrington's bed frame.
01:08:58 But last night, it meant more to me than that.
01:09:00 >> It meant something to me, too, Taylor.
01:09:03 >> Then why are you doing the auction?
01:09:06 >> Well, remember when I said that I had to pay off those kids to get the videos from the party deleted?
01:09:15 >> Yeah.
01:09:17 >> That wasn't exactly true.
01:09:21 That wasn't exactly true.
01:09:26 Lexa agreed to do it.
01:09:28 If I participated in the auction.
01:09:32 It's truly the only reason I'm still here, not doing damage control in England.
01:09:36 >> So you lied to me.
01:09:40 >> Sorry.
01:09:42 But do you know why it was so important for me to stay here?
01:09:51 It's because of you.
01:10:01 >> So Lexa cut a deal with Travis just so she could win a date with him at the auction?
01:10:06 Ew.
01:10:07 She's more desperate than I thought.
01:10:09 >> I have to bid on him.
01:10:10 I have to be the one who wins that date.
01:10:12 >> Then fight for him.
01:10:13 Duh.
01:10:14 >> I think between my savings and my tips from the bar, I probably have like $1,000.
01:10:22 Do you think that's enough?
01:10:24 >> No, no, probably not.
01:10:26 You can try.
01:10:28 >> Okay.
01:10:36 I love it.
01:10:38 >> Girl, you look hot as a fuck.
01:10:40 >> All thanks to you.
01:10:44 Too bad I'm going to walk away a loser tonight.
01:10:47 >> Not if I can help it.
01:10:51 It's another thousand.
01:10:52 You can pay me back later.
01:10:54 >> I'm just so tired of seeing bitches like Jenna and Lexa come out on top.
01:10:59 >> Thank you.
01:11:02 >> Of course.
01:11:04 >> All righty.
01:11:05 >> Go get your man.
01:11:06 >> Let's find my man.
01:11:12 >> Riverboat vibes?
01:11:14 >> You know, I'm surprised that you two decided to show your faces tonight.
01:11:19 Isn't it painful being too poor to participate?
01:11:23 >> Your jokes are getting boring, Jenny.
01:11:25 >> Come up with something more original and then get back to us, sweetie.
01:11:35 >> Hey, ladies.
01:11:36 Who's ready for the auction?
01:11:38 >> Excited for you to win your big date with Travis.
01:11:40 >> Me too.
01:11:41 >> There's really like no competition.
01:11:46 >> All right.
01:11:47 Welcome to the 10th annual Chi Omega charity date auction.
01:11:51 Bid high, ladies.
01:11:53 This is going to a great cause.
01:11:55 Now, let's give it up for our first sexy stud, a British babe who needs no introduction at all.
01:12:01 Lord Travis Harrington.
01:12:03 Whoo!
01:12:06 Let's start the bidding at $100.
01:12:09 >> $500.
01:12:12 >> $1,000.
01:12:18 >> Oh.
01:12:21 >> Do I hear $1,500?
01:12:23 What about $1,500?
01:12:25 >> $1,500.
01:12:28 >> Do it.
01:12:29 Bet it all.
01:12:31 >> $2,000.
01:12:35 >> You're embarrassing yourself, Taylor.
01:12:37 >> Everyone knows that a waitress can't afford that bid.
01:12:41 >> Do I hear $3,000?
01:12:45 >> $3,000.
01:12:51 >> What about $4,000?
01:12:53 $4,000 for Lord Travis?
01:12:55 >> Go ahead, Taylor.
01:12:56 Bid again.
01:12:57 Oh, wait.
01:12:58 You can't.
01:13:00 Give it up, bitch.
01:13:01 You've already lost Caleb and now you're going to lose Lord Travis too.
01:13:06 >> $4,000.
01:13:13 >> What the hell, dude?
01:13:15 Aren't you his cousin?
01:13:16 >> Ew.
01:13:17 >> Not betting for myself.
01:13:18 Don't worry.
01:13:20 >> $5,000.
01:13:23 >> $20,000.
01:13:26 >> What?
01:13:28 >> What the fuck?
01:13:30 >> 20,000 going once.
01:13:32 Going twice.
01:13:34 Lord Travis Harrington sold for $20,000 to Miles Tate?
01:13:40 >> I'm betting on behalf of Taylor Young as per Travis' request.
01:13:45 >> What?
01:13:47 >> Taylor Young, come up and get your man.
01:13:50 >> That's not even fair.
01:13:52 That's like actually cheating.
01:13:54 >> $20,000?
01:13:56 Are you crazy?
01:13:58 Wasting all that money?
01:13:59 >> Waste?
01:14:00 No, it was well worth it if you ask me.
01:14:08 >> Woo!
01:14:10 Yeah!
01:14:13 Woo!
01:14:15 >> She's a fucking bitch.
01:14:17 >> Woo, woo, woo, yeah!
01:14:23 >> God, she's so fucking lucky.
01:14:25 >> I would literally kill to be her.
01:14:27 >> Yeah, well, she looks like a princess and we look like idiots.
01:14:30 >> Tracy, baby, you're not an idiot.
01:14:32 >> Caleb, shut it!
01:14:33 >> How does it feel to be the belle of the ball?
01:14:35 >> Pretty fucking incredible.
01:14:37 >> Ew.
01:14:39 >> Now if you'll excuse us.
01:14:55 >> Oh, my God, is that Eloise Beck?
01:14:58 >> Oh, my God.
01:15:00 >> The princess of Denmark.
01:15:03 >> She dated Travis.
01:15:05 >> No way.
01:15:07 >> I heard it was pretty serious, too.
01:15:08 >> Oh, my God.
01:15:11 >> What is your ex doing here?
01:15:14 >> Oh, sweetie, I'm not his ex.
01:15:18 I'm his fiance.
01:15:21 >> Oh, brilliant.
01:15:23 >> You fucking cut it.
01:15:25 >> What?
01:15:26 >> I can explain.
01:15:27 I promise.
01:15:29 I swear.
01:15:30 I can.
01:15:32 >> Travis?
01:15:42 What did she mean by "fiance"?
01:15:50 >> Listen.
01:15:52 It wasn't my choice.
01:15:56 >> So it's true, then.
01:16:05 Unlock the door.
01:16:11 Unlock the door.
01:16:14 >> Wait.
01:16:15 The engagement isn't official yet.
01:16:17 But if my father has his way, it will be soon.
01:16:19 Let's just get back in the car.
01:16:21 I can explain.
01:16:22 >> You lied to me, Travis.
01:16:23 Again.
01:16:24 >> No.
01:16:26 I never wanted any of this.
01:16:27 I came to America to escape it.
01:16:29 >> I should have never moved in with you.
01:16:31 I should have never said we could be friends.
01:16:33 God, you even told me that you'd break my heart and I didn't listen.
01:16:37 You just kissed me.
01:16:39 In front of everyone.
01:16:41 I mean, you made me look like some sort of stupid homewrecker.
01:16:45 Was this all a game to you, huh?
01:16:47 >> No.
01:16:49 >> Did you get your little American dream?
01:16:51 Well, congratulations.
01:16:52 I am living in a total nightmare.
01:16:54 >> Taylor, just -- >> No, don't touch me.
01:17:01 I don't ever want to see you again.
01:17:04 >> But, Taylor, I love you.
01:17:10 I love you.
01:17:18 >> You love me?
01:17:20 >> Yes.
01:17:24 >> How can I trust anything you say?
01:17:27 >> This was real for me.
01:17:29 It is real.
01:17:31 I swear.
01:17:33 >> Yeah.
01:17:37 But just for me.
01:17:47 >> God.
01:17:50 >> Travis.
01:17:54 >> What are you doing here?
01:17:56 >> God, you're starting to speak like a peasant.
01:17:58 I will not have you marry one.
01:18:01 You need to come home, Travis.
01:18:03 >> No fucking way.
01:18:05 >> You need to come home, Travis.
01:18:06 >> No fucking way.
01:18:08 >> Don't talk that way to me.
01:18:09 >> Boy, the royal family has arranged for this engagement.
01:18:12 You will not back out.
01:18:14 >> I thought we had something special.
01:18:16 >> We had a drunken one-night stand in Ibiza.
01:18:19 You begged your father to threaten the king that if I dumped you, you would destroy our country's relationships.
01:18:25 >> That is not true.
01:18:26 I would never.
01:18:27 >> I'm sure it isn't, my dear.
01:18:29 If you don't come back to England with me, I'm kicking you out of the royal family myself.
01:18:36 >> My dear?
01:18:40 >> Aw.
01:18:42 >> Did I ruin your American dream?
01:18:44 Did you want to marry this sad little small-town girl?
01:18:47 Do you love her?
01:18:51 Do you love her?
01:18:52 >> Fuck off.
01:18:53 You lied to her.
01:18:56 You're not my fiancé, and you never will be.
01:18:59 I had something special with Taylor, and you just showed up and ruined it.
01:19:03 >> Grow up, Travis.
01:19:05 You're going to be a fucking duke one day.
01:19:08 >> And in case you've forgotten, I'm the princess of Denmark.
01:19:12 You belong with royalty and not some naive American baby.
01:19:15 >> So you're here to what?
01:19:17 Manipulate me into proposing to you?
01:19:22 Sorry.
01:19:23 No, that's not going to happen.
01:19:29 >> You know what kind of power I have.
01:19:32 You're not choosing her over me.
01:19:37 >> I already have.
01:19:40 By the way, I do love her.
01:19:45 I'll make bloody sure she knows it.
01:19:50 >> I mean, this whole fucking time you had a fiancé, how could I be so stupid?
01:19:58 >> You're not stupid, babe.
01:20:00 Travis's feelings for you were real.
01:20:03 I mean, I saw it.
01:20:04 Mile saw it.
01:20:06 Hell, everyone saw it.
01:20:08 Why do you think all the bitter bitches at school have been trying so hard to tear you all down?
01:20:13 >> Yeah, well, if his feelings were real, then why did he do this to me, huh?
01:20:19 I mean, why did he tell me he loved me?
01:20:23 >> Girl, you know I love the royals, but they can be fucking crazy.
01:20:27 So if he's saying that his dad is forcing him to marry Eloise, I believe it.
01:20:33 And as for the "I love you" thing, he said it because it's true.
01:20:39 >> No, truthfully, I'm a royal, so who I marry isn't really up to me.
01:20:46 No, it's all about power plays and diplomacy.
01:20:54 >> And if I had to guess, I'd say you love him, too?
01:21:02 >> And if I had to guess, I'd say you love him, too?
01:21:08 >> Don't go falling in love with me, okay?
01:21:11 >> Just roommates, just friends.
01:21:13 Deal?
01:21:20 >> You were jealous I was dancing with that guy, weren't you?
01:21:23 >> Why would I be jealous?
01:21:27 I'm the one taking you home tonight.
01:21:29 >> If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
01:21:31 >> I'm not jealous.
01:21:33 You can date whoever you want.
01:21:36 >> Remind me again why we decided to just be friends.
01:21:39 >> I can't remember right now.
01:21:44 >> Fine, yeah, I do.
01:21:47 I love him.
01:21:49 What am I supposed to do about it?
01:21:52 >> Seriously?
01:21:53 You go get your man.
01:21:56 >> Yeah.
01:21:59 >> Travis, Tra--
01:22:05 Travis, Tra--
01:22:11 >> The famous Taylor Young.
01:22:13 >> Eloise?
01:22:14 Where's Travis?
01:22:16 >> Oh, he didn't tell you?
01:22:17 I thought you two were close.
01:22:21 >> I know you're trying to intimidate me, but it won't work.
01:22:25 Travis told me the truth about you.
01:22:27 >> Oh, I bet he did.
01:22:31 Did he also tell you that his dad came here tonight?
01:22:35 Or did he tell you that the Duke himself threatened to kick him out of the family if he didn't jump on a plane immediately?
01:22:47 I'm sorry, Taylor.
01:22:49 He went back to England.
01:23:07 >> How'd it go?
01:23:08 Did you tell him yet?
01:23:11 >> Not yet.
01:23:12 >> What?
01:23:13 What do you mean?
01:23:14 >> Where are you?
01:23:17 >> I'm kind of on a plane to London.
01:23:19 >> Like the queen?
01:23:20 >> What?
01:23:21 What about the open mic?
01:23:22 It's tomorrow.
01:23:23 >> I know, but --
01:23:24 >> I'm going to get me a souvenir.
01:23:27 >> I have to follow Travis.
01:23:30 >> Oh, I got to go.
01:23:32 We're about to take off.
01:23:33 >> Call me as soon as you land.
01:23:36 >> Damn, that's crazy.
01:23:37 >> I know.
01:23:40 >> Why is your clothes -- oh.
01:23:42 Why is your clothes -- oh.
01:23:46 >> Hi.
01:23:47 >> Hi.
01:23:48 >> Have you heard from Taylor?
01:23:49 >> Dude, she's on a plane to England, bro.
01:23:51 >> What do you mean she's on a plane to England?
01:23:54 >> She thought you left.
01:23:55 She went to your house to tell you.
01:23:57 >> Eloise.
01:23:59 Fuck.
01:24:01 Right.
01:24:03 Taylor, please pick up.
01:24:05 Pick up, pick up, pick up.
01:24:07 Damn it.
01:24:09 >> Well, if you hear from her, tell her I'm on my way.
01:24:21 >> Duke Harrington.
01:24:22 >> Taylor Young.
01:24:23 You and I, we'd love a little chat.
01:24:26 >> Taylor, it's lovely to meet you.
01:24:30 >> What are you doing to my son?
01:24:33 >> Nice to meet you.
01:24:36 Is Travis here?
01:24:38 >> He's still in America, dear.
01:24:39 >> What?
01:24:40 >> He refused to come back to England.
01:24:42 He was willing to give up his place as lord as part of the royal family.
01:24:46 All because of you.
01:24:48 So what is it?
01:24:50 You blackmailing him.
01:24:52 You want money?
01:24:53 I'll give you anything.
01:24:54 >> No, not at all.
01:24:56 I -- Duke Harrington, with all due respect, I -- I love him.
01:25:04 >> Taylor.
01:25:10 >> I love him.
01:25:11 >> Taylor.
01:25:12 >> Travis.
01:25:19 I love you.
01:25:20 >> I love you, Taylor.
01:25:22 Did you really come all the way here just for me?
01:25:25 You should have known I never would have left your side.
01:25:30 Father, this is what I want.
01:25:33 This is why I couldn't leave America.
01:25:35 And exactly why I couldn't propose to Eloise.
01:25:39 I can't be with Taylor and become a respectable duke, Travis.
01:25:43 >> Well, why not?
01:25:45 You did, didn't you?
01:25:49 >> Yes, but -- but it was hard.
01:25:51 People were cruel.
01:25:53 >> We got through it.
01:25:55 Just like Taylor and Travis will.
01:25:57 For what it's worth, you have my blessing.
01:26:01 >> Thank you, mother.
01:26:03 Father, I want to take over for you one day.
01:26:06 I want to marry, become the duke.
01:26:09 But I have to do it on my own terms.
01:26:13 Would you let me?
01:26:19 I have to do it on my own terms.
01:26:22 Would you let me?
01:26:29 Yes, you may.
01:26:32 I can see that this love is real.
01:26:37 Who am I to tear that apart?
01:26:42 >> Welcome to the family, mother.
01:26:44 Thank you.
01:26:45 >> Thank you.
01:26:47 Darling?
01:26:48 Shall we?
01:26:53 >> So what are we waiting for?
01:26:55 We have to go.
01:26:56 >> What?
01:26:57 Where are we going?
01:26:58 >> To open mica.
01:27:00 We can't miss it.
01:27:01 >> How do you know about that?
01:27:03 >> How do you think?
01:27:05 >> Zara.
01:27:06 >> Let's go.
01:27:07 Hop on the private jet.
01:27:09 >> Travis!
01:27:10 You can't do this to me.
01:27:12 You can't break up with me.
01:27:14 She's nothing and I'm the fucking princess.
01:27:17 >> Sorry, Eloise.
01:27:18 It was never going to happen.
01:27:20 >> And by the way, Denmark sounds made up.
01:27:24 >> Travis!
01:27:28 Travis!
01:27:33 >> Run backstage.
01:27:38 >> Thank you.
01:27:39 >> Taylor, wait.
01:27:41 >> Caleb, what the hell do you want now?
01:27:43 >> I miss you so much, Tae.
01:27:46 I'm so sick of being stuck with grace and her whiny friends.
01:27:50 And I know you miss me, too.
01:27:54 >> Sorry, bro.
01:27:57 Not going to happen.
01:27:59 >> Caleb, that ship has sailed.
01:28:02 Goodbye forever now.
01:28:13 >> I wish I was a fucking duke.
01:28:16 >> Hey, oh, you babes.
01:28:20 Major news from across the pond.
01:28:22 Lord Travis kicked the princess of Denmark to the curb.
01:28:25 Like, literally.
01:28:26 And then he ran off into the sunset with none other than Taylor Young.
01:28:31 >> Unbelievable.
01:28:32 She gets the hottest reel alive and what do we get?
01:28:36 >> She's probably a shitty singer.
01:28:38 At least we get to watch her choke tonight.
01:28:40 >> Travis is going to be so mortified that he dumps her on the spot.
01:28:45 >> That is my son's future wife you're talking about.
01:28:49 >> Duke Harrington, duchess, we were -- we were just -- we were joking.
01:28:56 No, like, Taylor, we're old friends with Taylor, so we joke around like that, like, all the time.
01:29:03 >> Duke Harrington, it's an honor to meet you.
01:29:05 My father will be delighted we met.
01:29:07 He's got the legacy.
01:29:11 I don't give a rat's ass who your father is.
01:29:17 If you two don't leave my sight, I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:29:24 If you two don't leave my sight, I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:29:31 >> Sorry.
01:29:36 >> How does it feel to piss off the royal family?
01:29:41 >> You won't believe what happened to me.
01:29:43 >> I'm done being your punching bag, Grace.
01:29:48 It's over.
01:29:51 >> Are you kidding me?
01:29:53 >> Get out of here.
01:29:56 >> Jenny!
01:30:02 >> Break a leg, love.
01:30:09 >> Hi.
01:30:11 This one goes out to Travis Harrington.
01:30:14 Love of my life.
01:30:18 ♪ Shine, you make it shine.
01:30:30 Shine, you make me shine.
01:30:38 I just won't be looking back no more.
01:30:45 Yesterday is not an open door.
01:30:53 Chains that used to hold me back are falling at my feet.
01:31:01 Darkness tried to take me down but don't have a hold on me.
01:31:11 Shine, you make it shine.
01:31:17 Shine, you make me shine.
01:31:25 Shine, you make me shine.
01:31:32 [ Applause ]
01:31:38 >> Bloody hell.
01:31:41 I knew you were talented but that was brilliant.
01:31:43 I love you so much.
01:31:45 >> I love you.
01:31:49 >> I wanted to ask you something.
01:31:53 Taylor young, would you do the honors of marrying me?
01:32:01 >> Travis, are you sure?
01:32:05 >> More sure than I am of anything in this world.
01:32:09 I think we can really work.
01:32:12 Once I become the duke, I want you right by my side.
01:32:17 What do you say?
01:32:21 >> Yes!
01:32:26 >> Oh, yeah!
01:32:36 [ Music ]