Duke With Benefits #short movie

  • 4 months ago
Duke With Benefits #short movie
Transcript
00:00:00 [MUSIC]
00:00:04 Oak Hill University, my home for the next four years.
00:00:08 I had big dreams of running away to Nashville and becoming a musician,
00:00:12 but I've fallen home to follow him.
00:00:14 [MUSIC]
00:00:17 Caleb Owens, my childhood best friend and the love of my life.
00:00:22 >> Taylor, hey.
00:00:23 >> He always said we'd end up together one day.
00:00:25 >> I can't believe you're actually here.
00:00:27 >> I know.
00:00:28 >> Now that we're both at OU, nothing keeping us apart.
00:00:31 [MUSIC]
00:00:33 >> Coming through.
00:00:34 >> Coming through.
00:00:36 >> Wait, is he actually coming here?
00:00:38 >> Oh, yeah. Rumors are true.
00:00:40 The whole school is freaking out about it.
00:00:42 >> Hey, OU babe, I have the juiciest news.
00:00:45 Hot Royal Playboy, Lord Travis Harrington, is studying in America on our campus.
00:00:52 >> Rumor has it, he's single.
00:00:56 >> Call me.
00:00:59 >> Lord Travis is coming to the party we're throwing at the Capitol House tonight.
00:01:03 You should drop by.
00:01:06 I have something I want to tell you.
00:01:10 >> We'll miss you, sweetheart.
00:01:12 >> If you do one year at university, then come home.
00:01:15 You have duties, the Royal Family is counting on you.
00:01:17 And don't let your Dominican cousin talk you into anything stupid.
00:01:22 >> Oh, don't worry, Father. I'm just going to have a little fun.
00:01:27 [MUSIC]
00:01:51 >> Hi.
00:01:57 >> So, you're a maid.
00:01:59 >> Grace and Jenny.
00:02:02 >> I'm Taylor.
00:02:07 >> Ugh.
00:02:09 >> Um, are you guys also going to that Kappa party tonight?
00:02:15 >> Of course.
00:02:17 >> You're not wearing that, are you?
00:02:20 >> Yes.
00:02:22 >> You're better off staying home, then.
00:02:24 >> Like, litter side.
00:02:26 >> It's like a goodwill demonstration.
00:02:31 [MUSIC]
00:02:39 >> Hey.
00:02:41 >> Great party.
00:02:43 >> Thanks, Taylor. I'm glad you came.
00:02:45 >> So, what was it that you wanted to tell me?
00:02:48 >> This is it. The moment I've been waiting for.
00:02:51 After all these years, Caleb is finally going to ask me out.
00:02:55 >> Taylor.
00:02:56 >> Mm-hmm.
00:02:58 >> I want you...
00:03:02 to meet my girlfriend, Grace.
00:03:07 [MUSIC]
00:03:17 >> I... I... I'm sorry.
00:03:21 Where...
00:03:24 >> Oh, shit! It's Lord Travis!
00:03:26 [SCREAMING]
00:03:29 >> I literally can't with that.
00:03:31 [MUSIC]
00:03:45 >> Travis, yo! What's up, man?
00:03:47 >> How you doing?
00:03:49 >> God, he's so sexy and mega rich.
00:03:52 And that accent.
00:03:54 >> Back off, bitch. He is mine.
00:03:56 [MUSIC]
00:04:03 >> Ladies, ladies. Give my man some room to breathe.
00:04:08 >> Hi.
00:04:09 >> Hi.
00:04:10 >> Should have brought the royal guard.
00:04:12 >> I've seen the way you operate a con.
00:04:14 >> Yo, I'm Travis, and I sleep with a different girl, like, every other week.
00:04:18 But, come on, dude, this must be like heaven to you.
00:04:25 >> Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:04:29 Ooh. Actually, call this beer.
00:04:32 >> Come on, dude. You're half American.
00:04:34 You're going to have to learn to appreciate it.
00:04:36 All right. So you see anything you like yet?
00:04:41 >> Yeah, some alcohol that doesn't taste like complete shite.
00:04:46 >> Oh!
00:04:47 >> Oh!
00:04:52 >> Oh!
00:04:54 >> Gosh darn it! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:04:57 >> You're fine. You're fine. I'll go clean it off.
00:05:02 >> Nice job, Romy.
00:05:04 >> Lord Harrington's first night in America, and some hillbilly spilled shitty beer water all over him.
00:05:09 It was an accident.
00:05:17 >> Oh. Jealous, Taylor?
00:05:21 >> You know, maybe you could have been with Caleb.
00:05:24 If he hadn't shown up here like you were fresh off the farm.
00:05:27 >> Or commune, really.
00:05:29 >> It's a classic story.
00:05:31 >> I love that ball star. She's the cheerleader.
00:05:33 >> And you're the invisible geek who will never get high.
00:05:41 >> Oi! Can I help you, love?
00:05:54 Can I help you, love?
00:05:56 >> I'm so sorry.
00:05:57 >> Wait.
00:06:00 >> Are you okay?
00:06:02 I'm not upset with you.
00:06:04 I actually thought it was a stupid shirt anyway.
00:06:06 Kind of makes me look like a pirate.
00:06:08 >> No, I'm good.
00:06:12 I'm great.
00:06:14 >> Has anyone ever told you you're a terrible liar?
00:06:18 Well, I was trained at the Royal Military Academy, so if someone hurt you, I could -- their ass.
00:06:25 >> Thanks, but it's nothing.
00:06:29 >> Well, my first night of college isn't really going how I planned it, so...
00:06:33 >> That is my -- what?
00:06:37 Not about it.
00:06:38 >> So you're not having second thoughts about coming to America?
00:06:42 >> Not at the moment, no.
00:06:49 >> Hey, man, I got you another -- whoa!
00:06:52 Am I interrupting something?
00:06:53 >> No, no.
00:06:54 I'm sorry.
00:06:55 My bad.
00:06:56 No, no, no, go ahead.
00:06:57 I'm sorry.
00:06:58 Sorry again.
00:06:59 Sorry.
00:07:00 >> You want to be married, just give me the --
00:07:04 >> God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:07:07 >> She's a little dog begging for scraps.
00:07:09 >> Yep.
00:07:10 Ever since we were kids.
00:07:12 She's so fucking needy.
00:07:16 She's so fucking needy.
00:07:18 You know, I never even tried to make other friends or date other guys.
00:07:21 She's always been low-key obsessed with me.
00:07:23 >> Low-key?
00:07:24 Talk about high-key.
00:07:25 Did you see her face when you said girlfriend?
00:07:28 She basically had a fucking aneurysm.
00:07:30 >> At least she'll do anything I say.
00:07:32 It's like we get a free servant.
00:07:34 She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:07:37 >> Genius.
00:07:38 Now fuck me.
00:07:40 >> All right.
00:07:42 >> This is supposedly my best friend.
00:07:44 How can he be so two-faced?
00:07:47 [ Music ]
00:07:57 >> Unbelievable.
00:07:59 [ Music ]
00:08:13 >> Here comes our servant.
00:08:14 >> Ew.
00:08:15 >> Thanks, Tay.
00:08:16 You're a lifesaver.
00:08:17 >> Just for you?
00:08:18 Just the way you like it.
00:08:20 [ Music ]
00:08:23 >> Oops.
00:08:24 I forgot something.
00:08:26 >> Done with your bullshit, Taylor.
00:08:28 [ Screaming ]
00:08:30 >> What the fuck, Taylor?
00:08:32 >> I heard what you said about me at the party.
00:08:34 >> I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
00:08:36 Stop being a fucking drama queen.
00:08:37 >> Oh, yeah?
00:08:38 Does this ring a bell?
00:08:39 >> God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:08:41 >> She's like a sad little dog begging for scraps.
00:08:43 >> Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
00:08:45 Say we get a free servant.
00:08:47 She grubs coffee and do her homework.
00:08:49 >> How could you do this to me?
00:08:51 We were best friends for 15 years.
00:08:53 How could you say those things about me?
00:08:54 >> Yeah, I was your best friend.
00:08:56 You weren't mine.
00:08:58 >> Wow.
00:09:00 [ Music ]
00:09:01 >> Wow.
00:09:02 Fucking prick, aren't you?
00:09:04 >> Excuse me?
00:09:05 [ Screaming ]
00:09:07 [ Music ]
00:09:09 >> Oh, Taylor!
00:09:11 [ Music ]
00:09:16 >> Yeah, easy, buddy.
00:09:17 Remember who you're talking to.
00:09:19 [ Music ]
00:09:24 >> Wait.
00:09:26 That was legendary back there.
00:09:28 I mean, just totally.
00:09:30 If I'd have known Caleb would have been such an ass to you,
00:09:32 I never would have talked to him.
00:09:34 >> Why?
00:09:35 You don't even know me.
00:09:37 >> Well, you're cool.
00:09:39 And genuinely nice.
00:09:42 Not like those frat dickheads.
00:09:44 >> Thanks?
00:09:46 >> Let me start over.
00:09:47 I'm --
00:09:48 >> Lord Travis Harrington III, Duke of Wellington.
00:09:52 >> That's Wellington, actually, but --
00:09:54 >> Well, everyone knows who you are, so.
00:09:57 >> Mm.
00:09:59 >> Taylor Young.
00:10:02 >> Call me Travis.
00:10:04 Nice to meet you, officially.
00:10:07 [ School bell rings ]
00:10:09 >> Well, I got to get to class.
00:10:11 >> Nice to meet you, Travis.
00:10:13 [ Music ]
00:10:20 >> Hey!
00:10:22 What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:10:25 [ Music ]
00:10:31 What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:10:33 >> Oh, don't worry, honey.
00:10:34 We just took the liberty of moving you out.
00:10:36 >> You know, we feel like it's not really healthy for us to live with such a violent and toxic roommate.
00:10:42 >> You can't do this.
00:10:43 I have every right to be here.
00:10:45 >> Oh, sweetie, if you're really that sad and you're upset about it, maybe you should take it up with the dean.
00:10:51 >> Caleb.
00:10:55 >> Aw.
00:10:56 >> Who's going to save you now, princess?
00:10:58 [ Roaring ]
00:10:59 [ Music ]
00:11:02 >> Oh!
00:11:04 >> Is he?
00:11:06 >> Oh, my God.
00:11:07 >> Is he going to save you?
00:11:09 >> I'm not really sure.
00:11:10 >> Maybe you can go to the goodwill.
00:11:12 >> Caleb.
00:11:13 >> Oh, God.
00:11:14 >> You're right.
00:11:15 >> What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:11:17 [ Music ]
00:11:21 >> What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:11:24 Huh?
00:11:26 Is this your stuff?
00:11:29 This is how you treat people in America?
00:11:31 >> What?
00:11:33 >> Is Lord Travis standing up for her?
00:11:35 >> Uh, Travis.
00:11:37 >> That's Lord Harrington to you.
00:11:38 >> Okay, Lord Harrington.
00:11:40 I -- we --
00:11:41 >> What?
00:11:42 >> We both --
00:11:43 >> Feel easily threatened by a beautiful woman?
00:11:45 Oh, no, you want to relish reliving your high school bully days, isn't it?
00:11:48 >> No, Lord Travis, we were just messing -- we love living with Taylor.
00:11:52 >> Love it.
00:11:53 >> Yeah.
00:11:54 >> Do you want to live with them?
00:11:56 >> Hell no.
00:11:58 >> Right then.
00:11:59 Then it settles.
00:12:01 You're moving in with me.
00:12:04 >> What?
00:12:05 >> What?
00:12:06 >> Let's go.
00:12:07 >> No, we --
00:12:08 [ Music ]
00:12:14 [ Birds chirping ]
00:12:16 [ Music ]
00:12:22 >> Holy shit.
00:12:23 I mean, I knew you were rich, but this is --
00:12:26 >> Yeah, I mean, the royal family forbade me from staying in the dorms.
00:12:29 Security issue.
00:12:31 Yeah.
00:12:32 >> Hey, I'll pay you the rent the moment I get a gig.
00:12:36 This is just temporary.
00:12:38 Thanks for taking me in.
00:12:40 >> Come on.
00:12:41 Head in.
00:12:45 All right.
00:12:47 This is the foyer.
00:12:49 Kitchen, dining room, bathroom there.
00:12:52 Make yourself at home.
00:13:04 All right.
00:13:05 You can set your stuff anywhere.
00:13:11 So what kind of music do you play?
00:13:15 >> All types, really.
00:13:17 I wanted to be a musician since I was little.
00:13:21 >> See, I knew you were cool.
00:13:23 >> Yeah, well, Caleb and his posse are convinced I'm a loser, so --
00:13:27 >> Well, if Caleb hadn't been such an ass to you, I might have become friends with him.
00:13:32 I would have morphed into some full-on frat bro.
00:13:35 Imagine.
00:13:37 Let's fucking rage, bruh.
00:13:41 >> I think my life just flashed in front of my eyes.
00:13:44 >> You and me both.
00:13:46 Plus, if it weren't for him, I never would have met you.
00:13:51 >> I was going to ask if it ever gets lonely living in a giant mansion like this alone.
00:13:57 But I heard you never stay single for long.
00:14:00 >> Oh.
00:14:01 So what you're saying is my reputation is me.
00:14:06 So what you're saying is my reputation precedes me.
00:14:13 >> It must be exhausting, juggling all the girls and your lordly duties.
00:14:21 >> I'm a great multitasker, what can I say?
00:14:24 No, truthfully, I'm a royal, so who I marry isn't really up to me.
00:14:30 It's all about power plays and diplomacy.
00:14:34 Can't just have fun, you know?
00:14:36 No strings attached.
00:14:39 >> Well, what about all the girls you date?
00:14:42 >> I don't care if they get too attached.
00:14:44 >> Any girl who falls in love with me is asking to get her heart broken.
00:14:50 So don't go falling in love with me, okay?
00:14:54 >> Just roommates, just friends.
00:14:57 Deal?
00:15:00 >> Just roommates, just friends.
00:15:03 Crack on.
00:15:05 I'll tell you later.
00:15:13 Hungry?
00:15:14 >> I'm sorry, but who the hell eats beans for breakfast?
00:15:18 >> Hey, it's an essential part of an English breakfast, thank you very much.
00:15:21 Here, try some.
00:15:22 >> No, ew.
00:15:23 >> No, you don't want to try it?
00:15:24 >> No, thank you.
00:15:25 >> Fine.
00:15:26 >> I think I'll stick to an essential part of an American breakfast.
00:15:28 >> Which is?
00:15:30 >> Pancakes.
00:15:32 >> Right, how about this?
00:15:34 What if I try your American pancakes and you try my British beans?
00:15:41 Then we find out whose breakfast is more superior.
00:15:44 >> You're on.
00:15:56 >> The key for mine is perfectly toasted bread plus butter, lots of butter.
00:16:03 >> See, now you're talking like an American.
00:16:06 >> Why is it so thick?
00:16:10 >> Fluffiness is the best part.
00:16:12 Just wait until he's right.
00:16:13 Now we've got to flip it.
00:16:15 >> Flip it?
00:16:22 >> Huh.
00:16:25 >> Now you're just showing off.
00:16:28 Now you're just showing off.
00:16:29 >> All right, ready for the plating?
00:16:30 >> Sure, let's do it.
00:16:32 >> On three.
00:16:33 >> Three.
00:16:34 >> Two.
00:16:35 >> One.
00:16:43 >> What do you think?
00:16:47 >> Actually, it's not that bad.
00:16:48 >> See, I knew you'd like it.
00:16:50 Yeah, soon you'll be asking for beans every morning.
00:16:52 >> Okay, just try the beans.
00:16:54 >> Fine.
00:16:58 Damn.
00:17:00 >> I told you.
00:17:02 I think we both know who the winner is.
00:17:03 >> Yeah, me.
00:17:05 >> Me?
00:17:06 But it's obviously me.
00:17:08 >> You sure about that?
00:17:16 You sure about that?
00:17:17 >> Yes, I'm sure about that.
00:17:18 >> Well, stick around for the dessert round because I make a mean sticky toffee pudding.
00:17:21 >> Oh, really?
00:17:22 I didn't know I was living with the Duke of desserts.
00:17:25 >> Duke of?
00:17:26 Oh, God, that's terrible.
00:17:27 >> You know you love it.
00:17:29 >> So what if I do?
00:17:38 >> Um, thank you so much for breakfast.
00:17:41 >> Of course.
00:17:42 >> I got to get to class.
00:17:43 >> Yeah, yeah.
00:17:44 Um.
00:17:45 >> Hmm?
00:17:46 >> Do you still need a ride home after school?
00:17:48 >> Oh, no thanks.
00:17:50 I actually have a job interview.
00:17:52 Yeah, you know, can't freeload off a lord forever.
00:17:55 >> What kind of job is it?
00:17:56 >> I'll tell you if I get it.
00:17:58 >> Don't want to jinx it.
00:17:59 >> Okay.
00:18:00 >> All right.
00:18:01 >> Good luck then.
00:18:02 >> Thank you.
00:18:03 >> Good luck then.
00:18:04 >> Thank you.
00:18:05 >> Dude, is that the girl from the party?
00:18:13 Since when are you two hooking up?
00:18:14 >> You know, her name is Taylor and we're not just hooking up.
00:18:18 We're roommates.
00:18:19 >> I guess the OU gossip was right.
00:18:22 >> What?
00:18:23 >> Hey, OU babes.
00:18:24 Did you hear about the drama on the quad?
00:18:27 Okay, lord Travis rescued a poor little freshman and carried her away to his off-campus castle.
00:18:34 Aw.
00:18:35 Is it charity work?
00:18:37 Or is it his first American fling?
00:18:41 >> Just what I need.
00:18:43 Another campus gossip girl tracking my every move.
00:18:45 >> You know what you were signing up for with a big school like OU?
00:18:48 I just, I just can't believe that your own cousin stays in some shitty dorm room while
00:18:55 some rando freshie gets to stay in your massive mansion.
00:18:59 >> It's nothing personal, Miles.
00:19:01 Her roommates had kicked her out.
00:19:03 They were being bloody assholes to her.
00:19:05 She had nowhere else to go.
00:19:07 >> Her Duke in shiny armor swooping in to save the day.
00:19:11 You know, I give you guys two days tops until you start sleeping together.
00:19:20 >> I have self-control, Miles.
00:19:25 For once, I'd like to be friends with a girl without breaking her heart.
00:19:29 >> Okay.
00:19:30 I'll believe it when I see it.
00:19:32 >> Breakfast.
00:19:34 >> What in the fresh British hell is that?
00:19:38 >> Bloody Americans.
00:19:39 >> Come on, dude.
00:19:40 This place is massive.
00:19:41 Let me crash here too, just like one semester.
00:19:44 >> Absolutely not.
00:19:46 Do you remember the time when I was in the middle of the night?
00:19:49 >> No, I do not.
00:19:50 Do you remember that ski lodge?
00:19:52 You cost me 3 pounds in cleaning fees.
00:19:55 You're a bloody pig, Miles.
00:19:57 >> Excuses, excuses.
00:19:58 You know what I think?
00:19:59 I think you don't want me cock blocking you and your new roomie.
00:20:03 >> Taylor and I are just friends.
00:20:07 >> Okay.
00:20:08 Let's see how long that lasts.
00:20:18 >> Well, you certainly got talent, but you got to pay your dues at the bar before I can make you a full-time singer.
00:20:26 >> I'll tell you what.
00:20:28 We're short staff, and I need an extra service.
00:20:32 So I'll give you about a month.
00:20:34 You can prove you can handle yourself.
00:20:37 And if you survive, I'll get you up on my stage.
00:20:40 Sounds good?
00:20:41 >> Yes.
00:20:42 I'll do anything to sing.
00:20:45 So when do I start?
00:20:46 >> How about now?
00:20:48 >> Now?
00:20:53 >> Hi, Zara.
00:20:55 I'm Taylor.
00:20:56 I'm the new server here.
00:20:57 >> Thank God Kim finally got some help around here.
00:21:00 My new classes are harder than ever, and the semester rush is killing me, so take it to the corner table.
00:21:05 >> Oh, is there no training or anything like that?
00:21:08 >> We're serving shitty beer to college kids.
00:21:10 Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:21:12 It's not rocket science.
00:21:15 >> All right.
00:21:17 >> Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:21:19 It's not rocket science.
00:21:20 >> All right.
00:21:24 >> Go on.
00:21:27 [ Music ]
00:21:36 [ Music ]
00:22:02 >> See?
00:22:03 That wasn't so hard, was it?
00:22:05 Just stay on my good side and you'll be fine.
00:22:07 >> What happens when people get on your bad side?
00:22:09 >> They don't make the -- I'm assuming you're working at Kim's because you want to be a singer, right?
00:22:14 Well, you've got to do the dirty work first.
00:22:17 No one's going to treat you like a princess, so don't act like one.
00:22:19 Got it?
00:22:20 >> Got it.
00:22:21 >> You will be running drinks tonight, but eventually --
00:22:24 [ Bell rings ]
00:22:26 [ Music ]
00:22:32 >> Oh, my God.
00:22:43 Lord Travis Harrington is here.
00:22:45 What is a royal doing at a campus dive bar?
00:22:49 The royal family is, like, my biggest obsession, and it's all because of Travis.
00:22:54 Oh, my God, he's, like, the hottest guy in the world.
00:22:58 I knew he was going to OU, but I didn't think I'd see him here.
00:23:02 Ooh, get it together, Zara.
00:23:05 Don't embarrass me.
00:23:07 Okay?
00:23:08 No?
00:23:10 >> Hey, Taylor.
00:23:11 You all right?
00:23:12 >> Hi.
00:23:14 >> Taylor, you all right?
00:23:15 >> Hi.
00:23:17 >> You know him?
00:23:18 >> Yeah, we're roommates.
00:23:19 >> You're what?
00:23:21 Wait, you're the freshman from the OU gothio?
00:23:24 Girl, everyone is talking about you.
00:23:26 >> What's up?
00:23:28 >> Miles.
00:23:29 >> Hey.
00:23:30 >> This is my American cousin from my mother's side.
00:23:32 Taylor, Miles.
00:23:33 >> Hi.
00:23:34 >> Hi.
00:23:35 I think we met at that frat party that night.
00:23:37 You have such a memorable face, Taylor.
00:23:40 >> I'm Zara.
00:23:42 >> Hello, Zara.
00:23:44 We'll take two scotches on the rocks, please.
00:23:47 >> You guys can take the corner table.
00:23:49 We'll check up on you in a minute.
00:23:51 >> All right.
00:23:52 Cheers.
00:23:53 >> Cheers.
00:23:54 >> When the fuck were you going to tell me you're tight with Travis Harrington?
00:23:57 Why are you even working here?
00:23:59 >> I needed the job.
00:24:00 I mean, it's not like we're besties.
00:24:03 He's just helping me out for a while.
00:24:06 Does this mean I'm on your good side?
00:24:08 >> Oh, yeah.
00:24:09 You're about to be an employee of the fucking year.
00:24:12 >> Uh-oh.
00:24:13 Rich kids, 12 o'clock.
00:24:14 >> Honestly, I'm trying to get blacked out.
00:24:16 >> No, I was doing this.
00:24:17 >> Can you fill her on Thursday?
00:24:19 >> Can I have a neat, please?
00:24:21 And cosmos for the ladies.
00:24:23 >> Coming right up.
00:24:25 >> Taylor.
00:24:27 Since when do you work here?
00:24:33 >> Since today.
00:24:34 Take a seat anywhere.
00:24:35 We'll be right with you.
00:24:37 >> I'd rather have my drink now.
00:24:39 >> Fine.
00:24:41 >> No wonder the service sucks here.
00:24:43 They're hiring street rats.
00:24:45 >> Be nice to Taylor, Grace.
00:24:47 It's not her fault she's a pathetic, broke little hobo who's desperate for her rich classmate's tips.
00:24:53 >> Because she doesn't want to end up on the street again.
00:24:56 Won't get any of ours, though.
00:24:58 >> Too bad.
00:24:59 I bet Lord Harrington already kicked her out of his place.
00:25:02 She's desperate for the extra cash.
00:25:04 Feel bad for Travis, though.
00:25:06 Who else would want to live with that?
00:25:08 >> Hmm.
00:25:09 Actually, things at Lord Harrington's mansions are fantastic.
00:25:13 He enjoys having me there.
00:25:15 And he's not petty.
00:25:18 This bitch.
00:25:21 Hey, Taylor.
00:25:23 Lord Travis, where did you come from?
00:25:40 >> Corner booth.
00:25:42 >> Yes, I heard everything.
00:25:45 You kicked Taylor out of the dorms and now this.
00:25:48 >> I was just joking.
00:25:49 I don't know what came over me.
00:25:51 Don't we just all forget about this?
00:25:52 >> No, I don't think so.
00:25:54 Now, the real question is, do I send a tip about your little outrage to OU Gossard?
00:25:59 Or maybe the dean of the school?
00:26:02 No, I'll send it to every major tabloid.
00:26:05 The royal family has a very special relationship with the press.
00:26:09 I can see it now.
00:26:11 >> Campus Karen freaks out on sweet service work.
00:26:16 Do you think they'll kick you out of school before or after you're canceled?
00:26:21 >> No, please.
00:26:25 I'm sorry, Taylor.
00:26:28 >> Right.
00:26:29 You harass Taylor again, and I will personally ruin your life before it even starts.
00:26:35 Okay?
00:26:38 Grace.
00:26:47 >> What the hell is going on here?
00:26:52 What the hell is going on here?
00:26:54 Kim, I --
00:26:55 >> Under a -- practically assaulted Taylor.
00:26:58 She kept it together and Lord Harrington here helped.
00:27:02 >> Travis Harrington, lovely to meet you.
00:27:05 Taylor handled the situation perfectly.
00:27:08 Zara.
00:27:09 >> Thank you, Lord Harrington.
00:27:12 Well, sounds like I did the right by hiring Miss Young here.
00:27:15 >> You definitely did.
00:27:16 I also hear she's a fantastic musician.
00:27:19 >> Good to know.
00:27:21 Zara, great job tonight.
00:27:24 Lord Harrington, you're welcome back any time.
00:27:28 >> Thank you very much.
00:27:38 Hey, I'm so sorry she did that.
00:27:41 I got this for you.
00:27:52 >> Hey, thank you for having my backpack there.
00:27:55 I really don't think I could handle the humiliation of getting fired on my first day.
00:27:59 >> Well, that's what friends are for, right?
00:28:02 >> Right.
00:28:16 >> Hey.
00:28:17 Seriously?
00:28:18 You're texting her right now?
00:28:20 >> What the fuck?
00:28:21 You went ape shit on Taylor tonight.
00:28:22 I need to apologize.
00:28:23 Unless you want to stay on Lord Travis's shit list.
00:28:25 >> I don't care about him.
00:28:27 >> Didn't see him that way at the bar.
00:28:28 >> Lord Travis is full of shit.
00:28:31 He's a royal.
00:28:32 He knows better than to stick his nose in dumb, petty American drama.
00:28:34 But the real question here is, why are you defending Taylor?
00:28:39 Hmm?
00:28:40 I thought you wanted her ass shit back to Kansas, wherever the hell she's from.
00:28:43 >> I do.
00:28:44 I just want to let her down easy.
00:28:45 I mean, she followed me.
00:28:46 She's in love with me.
00:28:47 I don't want to destroy her feelings.
00:28:49 >> And what about my feelings?
00:28:52 >> Do I need to remind you that my father is Kappa Legacy?
00:28:57 He's the biggest donor.
00:28:59 And if you treat me wrong, I could get you kicked out in two seconds.
00:29:04 Is that what you want?
00:29:07 >> Sorry, Gracie.
00:29:09 Of course I care about your feelings more than Taylor's.
00:29:12 >> Good.
00:29:14 Now, go fetch me a water with crushed ice and a straw and bring it to me in bed.
00:29:22 Idiot.
00:29:27 >> Um, right.
00:29:29 >> Right.
00:29:30 >> I'll leave the rest for you.
00:29:31 Get the rest of that.
00:29:32 >> Thank you.
00:29:33 >> Of course.
00:29:34 Get in a phone call.
00:29:40 >> Taylor, I made a huge mistake.
00:29:44 Taylor, I made a mistake.
00:29:46 >> Caleb, I don't have time for this.
00:29:48 >> I just want to talk.
00:29:50 But I can't with Grace here.
00:29:52 >> Oh, so you're not calling to apologize.
00:29:55 You're calling to tell me that you can't talk right now because your girlfriend's there.
00:29:59 >> No, no, look, I really am sorry for the shit at the bar and for what went party.
00:30:03 I just -- I don't want to fight like this anymore.
00:30:06 >> I'm sorry, I don't want to date.
00:30:10 >> I don't want it either.
00:30:12 >> Let me take you to dinner.
00:30:14 Make up for all of it.
00:30:16 I mean, we've known each other since forever, and I can't throw our friendship away.
00:30:21 >> Please take me out.
00:30:26 >> Fine.
00:30:28 This is your last chance, okay?
00:30:33 >> Zara, I need your help with something.
00:30:41 >> Taylor, I cannot believe you live here.
00:30:45 >> Actually, in Lord Travis Harrington's hand, baby.
00:30:50 >> Zara, are you moving in as well?
00:30:53 >> No, I am just here to help Taylor get ready for a date with --
00:30:59 >> Girl stuff?
00:31:01 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:03 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:05 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:06 >> Yes.
00:31:07 >> Right.
00:31:08 I'll leave you to it then.
00:31:09 >> Thank you.
00:31:12 >> Why didn't you tell him you were going on a date with Caleb?
00:31:15 >> After everything that happened?
00:31:17 Please.
00:31:18 That's the thing with Caleb.
00:31:19 It's not a date.
00:31:20 It's a conversation.
00:31:21 >> Really?
00:31:22 >> Yeah.
00:31:23 Plus, Travis doesn't need to know.
00:31:24 We're just friends.
00:31:26 >> Really?
00:31:27 >> Really, really.
00:31:28 >> Come on, I need your help.
00:31:31 >> Girl, you when you said you needed my help.
00:31:34 >> I thought you dressed like this at work.
00:31:36 You didn't ruin your good clothes.
00:31:37 >> If I wanted to get judged that hard, I would have called over Grace and Jenny.
00:31:41 >> You are so lucky.
00:31:43 I'm incredibly stylish and willing to share.
00:31:46 >> All right.
00:31:48 Let's see.
00:31:50 It's going to be a lot of work, but I have my tools.
00:31:57 [ Music ]
00:32:23 >> Holy shit.
00:32:26 I really outdone myself.
00:32:28 [ Music ]
00:32:39 >> Taylor.
00:32:45 Taylor.
00:32:48 Taylor.
00:32:50 Where are you going?
00:32:52 >> Out.
00:32:54 >> I gathered that.
00:32:56 Jesus, that dress.
00:32:58 Whose heart are you breaking tonight?
00:33:00 >> Well, if you must know, Caleb's.
00:33:03 I'm meeting him for dinner tonight.
00:33:05 >> Taylor, please tell me you're only showing up in that devastating outfit to rip his heart out and stomp on it.
00:33:12 >> Travis, love, you don't need to worry about me.
00:33:17 You're not going to fall in love with him again, are you?
00:33:20 >> Goodbye, Travis.
00:33:22 [ Music ]
00:33:44 [ Music ]
00:34:13 >> Damn.
00:34:15 I didn't think it was possible for you to look this hot.
00:34:17 >> Really, Caleb?
00:34:19 >> I'm being serious.
00:34:20 You look sexy as hell.
00:34:22 >> You said you wanted to talk.
00:34:24 Let's talk.
00:34:26 >> Yeah, I was going to ask if we can be friends again.
00:34:28 >> Well, that depends.
00:34:30 Are you going to change your behavior?
00:34:32 >> Of course I will.
00:34:34 Maybe even more than friends.
00:34:36 It's just complicated.
00:34:38 Grace isn't your biggest fan and her dad pulls all the strings at cat pups.
00:34:41 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:34:43 I'm just going to interrupt you right here.
00:34:45 You brought me here to tell me that we can't be friends anymore because of your what new girlfriend's dad?
00:34:50 >> No, no, no, no.
00:34:51 I still want that.
00:34:53 Just have to keep it a secret.
00:34:56 Could be kind of sexy sneaking around, no?
00:35:00 >> Oh, my God.
00:35:02 This was a huge mistake.
00:35:04 >> Taylor, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:06 Can you at least put in a good word with Travis for me?
00:35:09 >> What did you just ask me?
00:35:11 What did you just ask me?
00:35:13 Do you really think I'm going to put in a good word for you with Travis after how shitty you treated me?
00:35:18 >> He's a lord.
00:35:20 He's got power and influence.
00:35:22 Need him at our parties, Taylor.
00:35:24 But he hates me because of you.
00:35:30 >> You are, oh, un-fucking-believable.
00:35:35 I mean, I don't know how I ever put up with your bullshit these years.
00:35:39 Travis hates you because you are a cowardly, shitty dickhead.
00:35:46 Our friendship is over.
00:35:48 Don't ever talk to me again.
00:35:50 >> Don't you dare walk away from me, Taylor.
00:35:53 >> She said it's over.
00:35:56 She said it's over.
00:35:58 >> Travis, what are you doing here?
00:36:01 >> I'm a big fan of the place.
00:36:03 Though I'm quite surprised to find you here.
00:36:05 Seems a bit out of your price range.
00:36:10 Right, could I get the manager, please?
00:36:12 >> Yeah.
00:36:13 Excuse me, what's happening here?
00:36:14 >> This gentleman right here harassing my friend the entire night.
00:36:18 >> Wait, wait, wait, no, that's not what happened.
00:36:20 >> Please escort him off the premises.
00:36:21 >> That is not what happened.
00:36:22 She harassed me.
00:36:23 >> What do you mean she harassed you?
00:36:25 Are you kidding me?
00:36:26 Get out of here.
00:36:27 Come on.
00:36:28 Move.
00:36:29 I said move.
00:36:30 Get out.
00:36:31 >> Mr. Harrington, I am very sorry about the disturbance.
00:36:35 Please have a seat.
00:36:36 Dinner is on me.
00:36:40 >> That slap was amazing.
00:36:43 I mean, just bloody brilliant.
00:36:46 >> Wait.
00:36:48 What are you doing here?
00:36:51 And what's up with that old man hat?
00:36:53 >> Yes, yes, right.
00:36:56 So I might have put on a disguise and snuck into the restaurant.
00:37:01 >> You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:37:07 You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:37:09 >> No.
00:37:12 Taylor, that guy is a total dickhead.
00:37:14 I knew he'd do something.
00:37:16 So I just wanted to be here so I could --
00:37:18 >> To save me again?
00:37:20 Oh, my fucking shining armor.
00:37:23 >> Right.
00:37:24 Well, I was thinking more along the lines of beating the fuck out of him, but I see you've got that base covered.
00:37:31 >> So you do this with all your friends?
00:37:34 >> Totally.
00:37:35 Yeah.
00:37:36 You should see my load of disguises.
00:37:38 I've got plenty.
00:37:39 I've got so many.
00:37:44 Well, here's to finally kicking that jackass out of your life.
00:37:50 >> And hoping he never comes crawling back.
00:37:52 >> Oh, he won't.
00:37:53 Not as long as I'm around.
00:37:55 [Music]
00:38:20 >> Bitch, he did what for you?
00:38:22 >> Oh, my God, if Lord Travis Harrington put on a disguise and followed me to a restaurant just to make sure my ex didn't fuck with me.
00:38:29 >> Yeah.
00:38:30 >> Oh, I'd be fannying so fast.
00:38:32 >> What?
00:38:33 >> Sorry.
00:38:34 It's the truth.
00:38:35 >> It was sweet.
00:38:36 But it was just his way of being a good friend.
00:38:41 >> Yeah, keep telling yourself that, girl.
00:38:44 >> I'm not the Lula Zara.
00:38:45 I mean, okay.
00:38:47 Look at the women he's dated.
00:38:49 >> He's a model, socialite.
00:38:52 Oh, a princess of fucking Denmark.
00:38:54 >> I'm obsessed with the royal family, okay?
00:38:56 I'm well aware of his dating history.
00:38:58 >> Yeah, well, then you of all people should understand.
00:39:01 He'll never actually be interested in someone like me.
00:39:03 And even if he miraculously did, it's not like his family would approve or anything.
00:39:08 >> Taylor, Taylor, your freshman fall is supposed to be wild, carefree, and full of bad decisions.
00:39:14 >> Well. >> You cannot keep wasting all your time worrying yourself sick about guys who make you question everything.
00:39:22 You cannot keep wasting all your time worrying yourself sick about guys who make you question everything.
00:39:27 Even if one of those guys is one of the hottest royals to ever--
00:39:31 >> Zara!
00:39:33 >> Huh?
00:39:34 >> Oh, kidding.
00:39:35 >> Kind of.
00:39:37 >> You know what you need?
00:39:38 >> A girls' night out.
00:39:39 >> We should go to Club Vortex tonight.
00:39:41 >> Isn't that club, like, super exclusive?
00:39:43 >> My homie Dante is working the door.
00:39:45 He can definitely get us in.
00:39:46 >> You deserve a night self.
00:39:48 No Caleb, no Travis, just us and whatever fine-ass men we pick up in the club.
00:39:54 You in?
00:39:55 >> Hmm.
00:39:56 >> Okay, let's do it.
00:39:58 [laughter]
00:39:59 [music]
00:40:02 >> This line, though.
00:40:03 I'm so glad Dante's working tonight.
00:40:05 >> Seriously.
00:40:07 Um, how do you know Dante again?
00:40:10 That's definitely not him.
00:40:13 That's definitely not him.
00:40:15 Um, hi, is Dante working tonight?
00:40:18 >> No.
00:40:19 >> Shit.
00:40:22 Well, we are really close personal friends.
00:40:25 Do you mind if we just--
00:40:26 >> No.
00:40:27 Back of the line.
00:40:28 >> But, I mean--
00:40:29 >> I said back of the line or I throw you out permanently.
00:40:32 Boom!
00:40:35 >> Isn't that the girl who lives with Lord Travis?
00:40:37 >> Yeah, then where the hell is he now?
00:40:39 >> Hmm, probably already off with some girl.
00:40:41 I guess the makeover didn't work after all.
00:40:44 >> Honestly, I don't even know what he saw in her to begin with.
00:40:48 >> I know you two didn't think that you could just walk up here and get in, did you?
00:40:53 They're very particular about curating a certain vibe here.
00:40:57 So no backwoods bitches allowed.
00:40:59 >> Then how are you going to get in?
00:41:02 >> You three are next.
00:41:04 >> What?
00:41:05 You're letting them in?
00:41:06 >> I can help you get in.
00:41:07 >> You big for it?
00:41:11 >> No, I don't think that would be necessary.
00:41:14 [music]
00:41:23 >> No, I don't think that would be necessary.
00:41:27 [music]
00:41:41 >> Hi there.
00:41:43 My name is --
00:41:44 >> I know who you are, man.
00:41:46 I'm a big fan.
00:41:48 >> Oh!
00:41:50 >> Oh, my God.
00:41:52 >> That's you.
00:41:53 >> I love the royals.
00:41:56 >> Well, me and my friends are here and we just wanted to go in if that's all right with you.
00:42:00 >> Absolutely.
00:42:01 Get in there.
00:42:02 >> Great.
00:42:03 Thank you so much.
00:42:04 >> Of course.
00:42:05 Anytime.
00:42:06 >> Oh, God.
00:42:08 >> Oh, mate, if you could do me a favor, don't let any of those blokes in.
00:42:12 They kind of ruin the vibe.
00:42:13 >> Anything for you, man.
00:42:14 >> Wait, wait, wait.
00:42:15 He's just kidding.
00:42:16 We're Travis and I old friends.
00:42:18 Isn't that right, mate?
00:42:20 Stop embarrassing yourself, dude.
00:42:23 >> What do we do?
00:42:30 >> Thanks for getting us in.
00:42:32 >> And for getting those assholes kicked out.
00:42:35 >> Absolute pleasure.
00:42:41 >> Oh, great.
00:42:42 Seeing you both.
00:42:43 But we've got to go.
00:42:45 >> We just got here.
00:42:46 What do you mean?
00:42:47 >> Sorry.
00:42:49 >> I danced him always worse.
00:43:06 >> He is fine.
00:43:07 You've got to go dance with him.
00:43:08 >> What?
00:43:09 >> You've got to dance with him.
00:43:13 >> You're embarrassing yourself.
00:43:26 >> Fuck, no.
00:43:36 >> You're jealous he's dancing with your girl, aren't you?
00:43:52 >> I don't get jealous.
00:43:53 Right?
00:43:54 I just never seen a dance like that.
00:43:56 She just looks absolutely smashing tonight.
00:43:59 >> All right, cuz, we're in America.
00:44:01 You can't say shit like smashing.
00:44:03 Second of all, if you want something, just go and take it.
00:44:08 >> You're an animal, Miles.
00:44:13 >> Hey, lord Travis.
00:44:15 Can I buy you a drink?
00:44:16 >> Fine, thanks.
00:44:19 >> Your shirt looks so soft.
00:44:22 >> I'm busy, thanks.
00:44:25 >> Damn, girl, you got moves.
00:44:35 Damn, girl, you got moves.
00:44:37 What the hell, bro?
00:44:38 Get your own girl.
00:44:40 >> Back off, we live together.
00:44:42 >> Oh, shit.
00:44:44 I didn't know you were taken.
00:44:46 >> I mean --
00:44:56 >> What are you doing?
00:44:59 >> I don't know, I just couldn't think straight with you dancing like that.
00:45:03 >> Oh, you were jealous I was dancing with that guy, weren't you?
00:45:07 >> Why would I be jealous?
00:45:10 I'm the one taking you home tonight.
00:45:12 >> Home, finally.
00:45:16 >> The couch.
00:45:17 The room is spitting.
00:45:19 Am I dying?
00:45:21 >> No, I just think you had too many shots, love.
00:45:23 >> They were so good.
00:45:30 >> Woo!
00:45:32 Hey.
00:45:34 Why aren't you drunk?
00:45:36 >> I'm English, dear.
00:45:38 >> Huh.
00:45:40 Why am I here?
00:45:42 >> We could save the existential questions for when we're sober.
00:45:45 >> No, like, why am I here in this house?
00:45:49 I mean, you could have had any girl that you wanted.
00:45:52 >> What do you mean?
00:45:54 >> Come on, I've seen the kind of girls you dated.
00:45:57 And I'm not a model or an heiress or a princess.
00:46:03 >> Maybe I don't want that kind of girl.
00:46:09 >> I'm sorry.
00:46:18 >> Bed.
00:46:20 I need bed.
00:46:23 >> As you wish.
00:46:25 Shall I carry you there?
00:46:27 >> Mm-hmm.
00:46:28 >> All right.
00:46:29 >> Mm-hmm.
00:46:32 >> Okay, down you go.
00:46:37 >> Ah, such a soft bed.
00:46:40 You have no idea how soft this bed is.
00:46:43 Mm, here, try how soft it is.
00:46:46 >> Okay.
00:46:51 You're right.
00:46:53 This might be the softest bed I've ever felt.
00:46:56 >> Right?
00:46:57 >> Yeah.
00:47:07 >> Can I ask you a question?
00:47:09 >> I might regret this, but sure.
00:47:18 >> Do you really think two people like us could be just friends?
00:47:32 >> Well, I have given it some thought.
00:47:35 And, you know, I --
00:47:39 >> Taylor?
00:48:02 >> Good night, Taylor.
00:48:17 >> Ah, good morning, sunshine.
00:48:21 >> I feel like shit.
00:48:24 >> I am never drinking again.
00:48:28 >> Don't make promises you can't keep, love.
00:48:32 You should eat something.
00:48:33 It will make you feel better.
00:48:35 >> Mm.
00:48:37 If I as much as see a baked bean, I will hurl aggressively.
00:48:43 >> No, I was thinking more like greasy American food.
00:48:57 >> Mm.
00:49:02 >> Better?
00:49:04 >> Much.
00:49:07 >> Do you know what I realized recently?
00:49:10 Is that we live together, yet I hardly know anything about you.
00:49:16 Besides the fact that you're a musician.
00:49:18 >> And make the perfect pancake.
00:49:20 >> And have terrible taste in men.
00:49:25 >> And I'm a woman.
00:49:28 >> And I'm a woman.
00:49:33 >> You know, for someone who barely knows me, you sure are comfortable talking shit.
00:49:39 Anyway, I should be the one asking you these questions.
00:49:43 >> My entire life is covered by the press.
00:49:45 I'm an open book.
00:49:47 >> Yeah, but there must be some secrets that you never told, like, anyone.
00:49:52 >> Okay, there is one thing.
00:49:55 >> What is it?
00:49:58 Come on, what's your secret?
00:50:01 >> I'm a hopeless romantic.
00:50:04 >> Oh, come on.
00:50:06 >> No, it's true.
00:50:07 And it's all my parents' fault, really.
00:50:09 So I was a young lord, and my mother was an American studying abroad.
00:50:14 Though she didn't have any power or money.
00:50:17 And my grandparents didn't approve of that.
00:50:21 >> But I thought you said the royal family was strict about who you married.
00:50:25 I mean, that clearly didn't stop your father.
00:50:27 >> The crown gave my father hell for what he did.
00:50:33 The crown gave my father hell for what he did.
00:50:37 And that's also why he didn't want me to go through that either.
00:50:41 That's why I came to America.
00:50:43 >> What do you mean?
00:50:44 >> I wanted to find a love like theirs.
00:50:47 I knew it was real.
00:50:50 Even though I know it would probably end in disaster.
00:50:55 Doesn't get more hopeless than that now, does it?
00:51:03 [phone ringing]
00:51:04 >> Oh, um.
00:51:07 Take this, it's still around.
00:51:08 >> Yeah, sure.
00:51:12 >> Be cool, Taylor.
00:51:14 He's not talking about falling in love with you.
00:51:16 Did we almost kiss last night?
00:51:18 >> Yes, but it was because we were drunk.
00:51:21 Or, well, I was drunk.
00:51:25 He's your best friend.
00:51:26 That's it.
00:51:28 >> Hey.
00:51:29 >> Lexa, hi, how are you?
00:51:30 Good to see you.
00:51:31 >> Good to see you.
00:51:32 >> Great.
00:51:33 >> How are you liking it here?
00:51:34 >> See?
00:51:35 >> Yes.
00:51:36 >> Get a grip, Taylor.
00:51:37 >> How are you doing?
00:51:38 It's fantastic.
00:51:39 I love it.
00:51:40 >> Hey!
00:51:41 I see you made a new friend.
00:51:43 >> Yeah, Lexa, this is my roommate.
00:51:45 Taylor, Lexa.
00:51:47 I'm the Chi Omega president.
00:51:49 I can't believe I'm meeting the famous Taylor.
00:51:51 I love OU Gossip, and you've been all over their page lately.
00:51:55 You're so lucky.
00:51:56 Living with trust.
00:51:57 >> I know!
00:51:59 Luckiest.
00:52:03 >> Yeah, we, um, we have a good thing going.
00:52:06 >> I didn't realize you two were so close.
00:52:09 >> Crazy, isn't it?
00:52:11 >> So, anyway, I can give you my number, and if you want to come to the Chi Omega party later, it should be a fun time.
00:52:16 >> Yeah, yeah, right.
00:52:20 Here you are.
00:52:26 >> Text me.
00:52:28 >> Bye.
00:52:34 What was that?
00:52:35 >> What?
00:52:36 You're the one who started talking to a hot sorority girl, like, two seconds after I left.
00:52:41 >> Taylor.
00:52:43 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:52:47 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:52:50 >> I'm not jealous.
00:52:51 You can date whoever you want.
00:52:54 I'm suddenly feeling nauseous.
00:52:56 I'm going to walk to campus.
00:53:01 See ya.
00:53:11 >> Oh.
00:53:14 I'm so stupid.
00:53:17 I mean, I acted like a total jealous freak.
00:53:21 I got to stop fooling myself into thinking Travis could ever like me as more than a friend.
00:53:26 >> Bitch, good luck.
00:53:28 You live together, and he treats you like a queen.
00:53:31 You might still be in denial, okay, but I'm not.
00:53:34 I basically internet stalked the man for all of high school.
00:53:37 He likes you.
00:53:42 >> Oh.
00:53:44 Well, speaking of the devil.
00:53:47 >> Hey.
00:53:48 >> He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:53:51 He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:53:54 It's always ending in the juiciest hookups.
00:53:56 >> What the hell is a stoplight party?
00:53:58 >> Everyone wears green, yellow, or red.
00:54:01 Green means you're DTF.
00:54:03 Yellow means you're open but not sure.
00:54:05 >> Is that party that Lexa girl invited him to?
00:54:08 >> He's probably only inviting me because I was just sitting there awkwardly.
00:54:12 >> I don't want to watch them flirt all night.
00:54:14 Don't stress about what Travis is doing.
00:54:16 Just show up looking hot as hell and DTF.
00:54:19 >> Do you think they're going to hook up?
00:54:22 >> Only one way to find out.
00:54:24 This is my lucky hoe dress.
00:54:27 Wear this, and you'll have guys begging at your feet.
00:54:31 Then Travis will be the jealous one.
00:54:33 >> Trust me.
00:54:35 >> Okay.
00:54:36 >> Just one thing.
00:54:38 >> What does DTF stand for?
00:54:39 >> Oh, down to fuck.
00:54:40 [MUSIC]
00:54:51 >> Oi, what are you doing?
00:54:54 >> Come find me tonight.
00:54:56 I'll be wearing green for you, winky face.
00:55:01 >> You know Lexa's hot shit on campus, right?
00:55:03 Super rich, too.
00:55:05 Just saying, I think you guys would look good together.
00:55:08 If you're not going to seal the deal with Taylor, you might as well hook up with Lexa.
00:55:12 >> Right, well, the thing is that I've already invited Taylor to the party, so.
00:55:22 >> Really?
00:55:24 A hot sorority president invites you to her hookup party.
00:55:29 So you ignore her and invite your roomie instead?
00:55:32 >> Listen, mate, it's not a big deal.
00:55:34 We're just friends.
00:55:35 >> Yeah, just friends, I know.
00:55:36 Dude, you told me about a hundred times already.
00:55:39 When are you going to admit it to yourself, dude?
00:55:41 You're lying.
00:55:42 [MUSIC]
00:55:52 >> Travis is already talking to Lexa.
00:55:55 >> So what?
00:55:56 Go say hi.
00:55:57 >> I'll cut his hell tonight.
00:55:58 I'm having Caleb flashbacks.
00:56:00 >> But I thought you and Travis were just friends.
00:56:03 >> Yeah, well, so was Caleb and I.
00:56:07 >> Girl, you need to loosen up.
00:56:08 Don't move.
00:56:09 I'll be back with drinks.
00:56:14 >> Keeping tabs on the roommate there.
00:56:16 >> It's none of your business, Miles.
00:56:18 >> Ooh, touchy.
00:56:20 You know why Lord Travis is wearing red tonight, don't you?
00:56:23 >> Yeah, because he's only interested in Lexa.
00:56:26 She invited him here.
00:56:28 He wants to hook up with her.
00:56:29 Okay, I got it.
00:56:31 >> I thought you were smarter than that.
00:56:33 >> Excuse me?
00:56:34 >> Travis is wearing red tonight because he likes you.
00:56:39 Now, you can both deny it all you want, but it's fucking obvious.
00:56:43 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go flirt with your best friend.
00:56:49 >> Just talk to him, Taylor.
00:56:51 Find out for yourself if Miles is telling the truth.
00:56:56 >> Hey, sexy.
00:56:58 You look nervous.
00:57:00 You should take this.
00:57:02 >> Um, no thanks.
00:57:04 My mom is bringing me one.
00:57:05 >> What, you don't trust me?
00:57:07 You know, you should smile more.
00:57:09 Frowning like that makes you look like a real bitch.
00:57:11 >> Oh, yeah, well, talking like that makes you seem like a real dumbass.
00:57:14 >> Ah, come on.
00:57:15 Let's not fight.
00:57:17 Unless you're into that.
00:57:19 >> Not even a little bit.
00:57:21 >> Kind of seems like you are.
00:57:25 >> You touch her again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:57:29 You touch her again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:57:34 >> Jesus, man.
00:57:35 I won't.
00:57:38 Frigid bitches shouldn't be allowed to wear green.
00:57:40 >> Don't let me see you talk to her again, okay?
00:57:44 God, these assholes just think they can get whatever they want.
00:57:47 Are you okay?
00:57:48 >> Yeah.
00:57:49 >> Yeah?
00:57:50 >> Thanks.
00:57:51 >> Of course.
00:57:52 >> Could you really break his wrist?
00:57:53 >> Oh, easily.
00:57:54 Yeah, like I said, Royal Academy military training.
00:57:56 >> Impressive.
00:57:59 >> Well, getting in a fist fight with stupid little pricks is not a good move for me.
00:58:04 Not very "Piper Duke."
00:58:05 >> He's not worth it anyways.
00:58:07 >> Yeah, well, if he stares at you like that any longer, I'll punch his face in.
00:58:10 So let's get out of here, right?
00:58:18 >> So why the red shirt?
00:58:21 >> Why the green?
00:58:23 Why the green?
00:58:25 >> Why do you care?
00:58:26 I thought you only wanted to hook up with Lexa tonight.
00:58:28 >> I don't want Lexa.
00:58:30 >> Then what do you want?
00:58:32 >> What do you think?
00:58:37 >> Oh, my God, you look amazing tonight.
00:58:40 But I'm sorry, green is not your color, love.
00:58:45 >> What about red?
00:58:49 >> That's my favorite color.
00:58:54 God, you're killing me, Taylor.
00:58:57 Remind me again why we decided to just be friends.
00:59:01 >> I can't remember right now.
00:59:07 >> Get the fuck off me.
00:59:09 >> That's Zara.
00:59:11 >> What's up?
00:59:12 >> Get off of me.
00:59:13 Hey.
00:59:14 >> Not you again.
00:59:16 You bitches are all the same.
00:59:18 Act like you want it, you all psycho.
00:59:20 >> Hey, I told you not to speak to her.
00:59:22 >> Yeah, man, back the fuck off, all right?
00:59:23 >> Yeah, or what, he'll throw a scone at my head?
00:59:25 >> I was thinking more like this.
00:59:27 >> You guys, get out of here.
00:59:33 Go.
00:59:34 >> Travis, watch out.
00:59:51 >> Hey, are you okay?
00:59:54 >> Fine, but I won't be when the videos come out.
00:59:58 This is exactly the thing that's not supposed to happen.
01:00:03 >> I can convince everyone to delete the videos, but I'm going to need something in return.
01:00:10 >> What is it?
01:00:14 Hey, Taylor.
01:00:15 >> Hey.
01:00:16 >> Are you and Zara okay?
01:00:18 >> Yeah, thanks to you.
01:00:21 >> What happened after we got out of there?
01:00:24 >> Okay, don't freak out, but...
01:00:30 >> Holy, Travis, what the fuck?
01:00:33 >> I know.
01:00:34 I shouldn't have turned my back on that dickhead.
01:00:37 Rocky mistake.
01:00:39 I had to pay off like 15 wasted kids just to convince them to delete the videos or else OU gossip would have me again.
01:00:46 >> Jesus.
01:00:48 What would have happened if the footage got leaked?
01:00:50 >> Every major British tabloid would have picked up the case.
01:00:53 Would have had to fly back to England just to do damage control.
01:00:57 Otherwise the crown would have my head.
01:01:00 >> That's traumatic.
01:01:04 >> Politics.
01:01:06 Punching that dickhead was worth it, though.
01:01:08 That guy deserved much worse messing with my girl.
01:01:15 Mine.
01:01:20 All mine.
01:01:42 >> What is it?
01:01:45 >> Are you sure you want this, Travis?
01:01:48 I mean, we made a deal.
01:01:50 >> Fuck the deal.
01:01:52 I've never been more bloody sure of anything, Taylor.
01:01:56 >> It's just...
01:01:59 You can have any American girl you want.
01:02:03 You really want me.
01:02:06 >> Thought I made myself pretty fucking obvious, but in the case that I didn't...
01:02:29 >> Travis.
01:02:54 >> Is Travis here?
01:02:56 >> Hey, Travis.
01:03:00 Thanks for inviting me over.
01:03:01 >> So much for not wanting Alexa.
01:03:05 >> Thanks for inviting me over.
01:03:07 >> Sorry, overslept.
01:03:08 Come in, come in.
01:03:16 >> I can explain.
01:03:18 >> Yeah.
01:03:19 >> Have a seat.
01:03:20 >> Thank you.
01:03:22 >> So, um...
01:03:23 >> What brings you here today?
01:03:25 >> Planning for the Caio date auction tomorrow night.
01:03:28 Travis agreed to be our hot ticket item.
01:03:31 >> Hey.
01:03:34 >> It's for charity.
01:03:35 >> Whoever bids the most will win a date with the soon-to-be Duke himself.
01:03:40 I already know it's going to be a fight to the death.
01:03:43 >> How cute.
01:03:46 >> Wait.
01:03:47 Taylor.
01:03:49 Are you okay with this?
01:03:52 >> Yep.
01:03:54 >> All good.
01:03:55 Well, I got to get to class, so you two have fun.
01:03:59 >> Bye.
01:04:02 >> Right.
01:04:13 >> Oh, I have been looking forward to this.
01:04:16 Let's just going to bet it all on Larchus.
01:04:18 Too bad your pathetic tips at the bar won't be enough to bid against her.
01:04:22 She's got daddy's money.
01:04:24 >> Great to see the two of you again.
01:04:26 I heard you've been laying low since Travis humiliated you at the club.
01:04:30 Remember that?
01:04:32 And just a news flash.
01:04:33 I don't need to buy a night with Travis.
01:04:35 We already live together.
01:04:37 >> I could have a night with Lord Travis if I wanted.
01:04:40 And trust me, I would give him a night he would never forget.
01:04:45 >> Oh, Jenny.
01:04:46 I knew you were a bitch.
01:04:47 Didn't know you were delusional, too.
01:04:49 >> Jenny?
01:04:50 >> Oh, honey, you're the delusional one.
01:04:52 First you think Caleb loves you, and now you think Lord Travis likes you?
01:04:56 Let me guess.
01:04:57 You guys hooked up, right?
01:04:58 And you fell for his gorgeous British accent and flock of corgis.
01:05:03 Just wait until you realize you're just an easy, boring lay.
01:05:12 Have fun tomorrow night, Taylor.
01:05:14 You'll be crying eating ice cream alone on the couch while Alexa is banging in Lord Travis' bed.
01:05:20 >> You can probably hear them through the wall.
01:05:22 >> Enjoy the mint chip.
01:05:31 >> I'm impressed with your work, Taylor.
01:05:34 >> Yeah?
01:05:35 >> I think you're ready.
01:05:36 We're hosting an open mic next week.
01:05:38 Do you want to sing?
01:05:41 It's the perfect chance.
01:05:44 >> Kim, I would love to.
01:05:46 Thank you so much.
01:05:48 >> Of course.
01:05:49 >> Look at you go.
01:05:50 You're going to be singing in no time.
01:05:54 >> All right.
01:05:55 You've been acting weird all night.
01:06:01 >> Travis and I hooked up.
01:06:04 >> Shit, I knew it.
01:06:05 I knew it.
01:06:10 Oh, God.
01:06:11 Was he that bad in bed?
01:06:13 >> No, no, the opposite.
01:06:15 But he told me he liked me and then he agreed to be in Alexa's stupid coyote date.
01:06:22 I don't know.
01:06:23 I mean, he clearly has no interest in being exclusive.
01:06:27 >> You don't know that, Taylor.
01:06:29 What if he's forced into it or something?
01:06:31 >> Yeah, he already moved on.
01:06:33 I mean, what are you going to do?
01:06:35 >> I don't know.
01:06:36 >> What if he never really liked me at all?
01:06:41 >> Taylor, I think you should ask him for yourself.
01:06:44 >> Taylor, we need to talk.
01:06:50 >> Here.
01:06:51 Take the corner booth and don't tell Kim.
01:06:54 >> Thanks.
01:06:55 Come on.
01:07:02 >> I wanted to explain what happened last night and I also wanted to tell you that I don't regret last night.
01:07:09 >> Okay, well, that's just great to hear, Travis.
01:07:12 >> I'm serious.
01:07:14 I meant what I said.
01:07:15 And some stupid date auction isn't going to change --
01:07:17 >> Yeah, well, it's not stupid to me, okay?
01:07:19 I know that you date a lot of women.
01:07:21 I know that nobody like me should feel so lucky to be another notch in Lord Harrington's bed frame.
01:07:27 But last night, it meant more to me than that.
01:07:30 >> It meant something to me, too, Taylor.
01:07:32 >> Then why the auction?
01:07:35 >> Well, remember when I said that I had to pay off those kids to get the videos from the party deleted?
01:07:43 >> Yeah.
01:07:45 >> That wasn't exactly true.
01:07:49 That wasn't exactly true.
01:07:53 I -- Lexa agreed if I participated in the auction.
01:08:00 It's truly the only reason I'm still here, not doing damage control in England.
01:08:04 >> So you like --
01:08:08 >> Sorry.
01:08:10 Do you know why it was so important for me to stay here?
01:08:18 It's because of you.
01:08:28 >> So Lexa cut a deal with Travis just so she could win a date with him at the auction?
01:08:33 Ew.
01:08:34 She's more desperate than I thought.
01:08:36 >> I have to.
01:08:37 I have to be the one who wins that date.
01:08:39 >> Then fight for him.
01:08:40 Duh.
01:08:41 >> Hi.
01:08:43 I think between my savings and my tips from the bar, I probably have like $1,000.
01:08:49 Do you think that's enough?
01:08:51 >> No, no.
01:08:52 Probably not.
01:08:53 You can try.
01:08:55 >> Wish me luck.
01:09:03 I love it.
01:09:04 >> Girl, you look hot as fuck.
01:09:07 >> All thanks to you.
01:09:10 >> Too bad I'm going to walk away a loser.
01:09:13 >> Not if I can help it.
01:09:16 It's another thousand.
01:09:17 You can pay me back later.
01:09:19 I'm just so tired of seeing bitches like Jenna and Lexa come out on top.
01:09:24 >> Thank you.
01:09:27 >> Of course.
01:09:29 >> All righty.
01:09:30 >> Go get your man.
01:09:31 >> Let's find my man.
01:09:37 >> That vibes?
01:09:40 >> You know, I'm surprised you two decided to show your faces tonight.
01:09:43 Isn't it painful being too poor to participate?
01:09:47 >> Your jokes are getting boring, Jenny.
01:09:50 >> Come up with something more original and then get back to us, sweetie.
01:09:59 >> Hey, ladies.
01:10:01 Who's ready for the auction?
01:10:02 >> Excited for you to win your big date with Travis.
01:10:05 >> Me too.
01:10:06 >> It's really like no competition.
01:10:10 >> All right.
01:10:11 Welcome to the 10th annual Chi Omega charity date auction.
01:10:15 Bid high, ladies.
01:10:17 This is going to a great cause.
01:10:19 Now, let's give it up for our first sexy stud, a British babe who needs no introduction at all.
01:10:25 Lord Travis Harrington.
01:10:27 Whoo!
01:10:30 Let's start the bidding at $100.
01:10:33 >> $500.
01:10:36 >> $1,000.
01:10:42 >> $1,000.
01:10:46 >> Do I hear $1,500?
01:10:48 What about $1,500?
01:10:50 >> $1,500.
01:10:53 >> Do it.
01:10:54 Bet it all.
01:10:55 >> $2,000.
01:10:59 >> You're embarrassing yourself, Taylor.
01:11:02 >> Everyone knows that a waitress can't afford that bid.
01:11:05 >> Do I hear $3,000?
01:11:08 >> $3,000.
01:11:13 >> What about $4,000?
01:11:15 $4,000 for Lord Travis?
01:11:17 >> Go ahead, Taylor.
01:11:18 Bet again.
01:11:19 >> Oh, wait.
01:11:20 You can't.
01:11:22 >> Get, bitch.
01:11:23 You've already lost Caleb, and now you're going to lose Lord Travis, too.
01:11:28 >> $4,000.
01:11:35 $4,000.
01:11:37 >> What the hell, dude?
01:11:38 Aren't you his cousin?
01:11:39 >> Ew.
01:11:40 >> I'm not betting for myself.
01:11:41 Don't worry.
01:11:43 >> $5,000.
01:11:46 >> $20,000.
01:11:49 >> What?
01:11:51 >> What the fuck?
01:11:53 >> $20,000 going once.
01:11:55 Going twice?
01:11:57 >> Lord Travis Harrington sold for $20,000 to Miles Tate?
01:12:03 >> I'm betting on behalf of Taylor Young as per Travis' request.
01:12:07 >> Wow.
01:12:10 >> Taylor Young, come up and get your man.
01:12:13 >> That's not even fair.
01:12:14 That's, like, actually cheating.
01:12:17 >> $20,000?
01:12:19 Are you crazy?
01:12:20 Wasting all that money?
01:12:21 >> Wait.
01:12:22 I don't know.
01:12:23 It was well worth it if you ask me.
01:12:31 >> Whoo!
01:12:32 >> Yeah!
01:12:36 >> Whoo!
01:12:37 >> She's a fucking bitch.
01:12:39 >> Whoo, whoo, whoo.
01:12:40 Yeah!
01:12:45 >> God, she's so fucking lucky.
01:12:47 >> I would literally kill to be her.
01:12:49 >> She looks like a princess and we look like idiots.
01:12:52 >> You're not an idiot.
01:12:53 >> Shut it!
01:12:54 >> How does it feel to be the belle of the ball?
01:12:56 >> Pretty fucking incredible.
01:12:58 >> Ew.
01:13:03 >> Now if you'll excuse us.
01:13:16 >> Oh, my God.
01:13:18 >> Is that Eloise Beck?
01:13:19 >> Oh, my God.
01:13:21 >> The princess of Denmark.
01:13:25 >> She dated Travis.
01:13:26 >> No way.
01:13:27 >> I heard it was pretty serious, too.
01:13:29 >> Oh, my God.
01:13:32 >> What is your ex doing here?
01:13:36 >> Oh, sweetie, I'm not his ex.
01:13:39 I'm his fiance.
01:13:42 >> Oh, brilliant.
01:13:44 >> You fucking cut it.
01:13:46 >> I can explain.
01:13:48 I promise.
01:13:50 I swear I can.
01:13:59 >> Travis?
01:14:01 What did she mean by fiance?
01:14:09 >> Listen.
01:14:12 It wasn't my choice.
01:14:16 >> So it's true, then.
01:14:25 Unlock the door.
01:14:30 Unlock the door.
01:14:33 >> Wait.
01:14:35 The engagement isn't over yet.
01:14:37 But if my father has his way, it will be soon.
01:14:39 Let's get back in the car.
01:14:40 >> You lied to me, Travis.
01:14:42 Again.
01:14:43 >> I never wanted any of this.
01:14:45 I came to America to escape.
01:14:47 >> I should have never moved in with you.
01:14:49 I should have never said we could be friends.
01:14:51 God, you even told me that you'd break my heart and I didn't listen.
01:14:55 You just kissed me.
01:14:57 In front of everyone.
01:14:59 I mean, you made me look like some sort of stupid homewrecker.
01:15:03 Was this all a game to you, huh?
01:15:05 >> No.
01:15:07 >> Did you get your little fucking dream?
01:15:09 >> Congratulations!
01:15:10 I am living in a total nightmare!
01:15:12 >> Taylor, just --
01:15:13 >> No!
01:15:14 Touch me!
01:15:18 I don't ever want to see you again.
01:15:21 >> But, Taylor.
01:15:25 I love you.
01:15:27 I love --
01:15:35 >> You love me?
01:15:36 >> Yes.
01:15:39 >> How can I trust anything you say?
01:15:42 >> This was real for me.
01:15:45 It is real.
01:15:47 I swear.
01:15:48 >> Yeah.
01:15:53 But just for me.
01:16:03 >> God.
01:16:06 >> Travis.
01:16:10 >> What are you doing here?
01:16:12 >> God, you're starting to speak like a peasant.
01:16:14 I will not have you marry one.
01:16:17 You need to come home, Travis.
01:16:18 >> No fucking way.
01:16:20 >> You need to come home, Travis.
01:16:21 >> No fucking way.
01:16:23 >> Don't talk that way to -- boy!
01:16:25 The royal family has arranged for this engagement.
01:16:27 You will not back out.
01:16:29 >> I thought we had something special.
01:16:31 >> You have a drunken one-night stand in Ibiza.
01:16:34 You beg your father to threaten the king that if I dumped you, you would destroy our country's relationships.
01:16:40 >> That is not true.
01:16:41 I would never.
01:16:42 >> I'm sure it isn't, my dear.
01:16:44 If you don't come back to England with me, I'm kicking you out of the royal family myself.
01:16:51 >> My dear?
01:16:55 >> Aw.
01:16:57 Did I ruin your American dream?
01:16:59 You want to marry this sad little small-town girl?
01:17:02 Do you love her?
01:17:05 Do you love her?
01:17:07 >> Fuck off.
01:17:08 You lied to her!
01:17:10 You're not my fiancé, and you never will be.
01:17:13 I had something special with Taylor, and you just showed up and ruined it.
01:17:17 >> Grow up, Travis.
01:17:19 You're going to be a fucking duke one day.
01:17:22 And in case you've forgotten, I'm the princess of Denmark.
01:17:26 You belong with royalty and not some naive American baby.
01:17:29 >> So you're here to what?
01:17:32 Manipulate me into proposing to you?
01:17:36 Sorry.
01:17:37 No, that's not going to happen.
01:17:43 >> You know what kind of power I have.
01:17:46 You're not choosing her over me.
01:17:52 >> I already have.
01:17:54 By the way, I do love her.
01:17:59 I'll make bloody sure she knows it.
01:18:04 >> I mean, this whole fucking time you had a fiancé, how could I be so stupid?
01:18:11 >> You're not stupid, babe.
01:18:14 Travis's feelings for you were real.
01:18:16 I mean, I saw it.
01:18:18 Miles saw it.
01:18:19 Everyone saw it.
01:18:21 Why do you think all the bitter bitches at school have been trying so hard to tear you all down?
01:18:26 >> Yeah, well, if his feelings were real, then why did he do this to me, huh?
01:18:32 I mean, why did he tell me he loved me?
01:18:35 >> Girl, you know the royals, but they can be fucking crazy.
01:18:40 So if he's saying that his dad is forcing him to marry Eloise, I believe it.
01:18:45 And as for the I love you thing, he said it because it's true.
01:18:52 >> No, truthfully, I'm a royal, so who I marry isn't really up to me.
01:18:59 It's all about power plays and diplomacy.
01:19:07 >> And if I had to guess, I'd say you love him, too?
01:19:15 And if I had to guess, I'd say you love him, too?
01:19:21 >> Don't go falling in love with me, okay?
01:19:23 >> Just roommates, just friends.
01:19:26 Deal?
01:19:33 You were jealous I was dancing with that guy, weren't you?
01:19:36 >> Why would I be jealous?
01:19:39 >> I'm the one taking you home tonight.
01:19:41 >> If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
01:19:43 >> I'm not jealous.
01:19:45 You can date whoever you want.
01:19:48 >> Remind me again why we decided to just be friends.
01:19:51 >> I can't remember right now.
01:19:55 >> Fine, yeah, I do.
01:19:59 I love him.
01:20:01 What am I supposed to do about it?
01:20:03 Seriously?
01:20:05 >> You go get your man.
01:20:07 >> Yeah.
01:20:10 >> Travis, Tra--
01:20:16 Travis, Tra--
01:20:22 >> The famous Taylor Young.
01:20:25 >> Eloise?
01:20:26 >> Where's Travis?
01:20:27 >> Oh, he didn't tell you?
01:20:29 I thought you two were close.
01:20:32 >> No, you're trying to intimidate me, but it won't work.
01:20:36 Travis told me the truth about you.
01:20:38 >> Oh, I bet he did.
01:20:42 Did he also tell you that his dad came here tonight?
01:20:46 Or did he tell you that the Duke himself threatened to kick him out of the family if he didn't jump on a plane immediately?
01:20:57 I'm sorry, Taylor.
01:21:00 He went back to England.
01:21:18 >> How'd it go?
01:21:19 Did you tell him yet?
01:21:21 >> Not yet.
01:21:22 >> What?
01:21:23 What do you mean?
01:21:24 >> Where are you?
01:21:27 >> I'm kind of on a plane to London.
01:21:30 >> Like the queen?
01:21:31 >> What?
01:21:32 What about the open mic?
01:21:33 It's tomorrow.
01:21:34 >> I know, but --
01:21:35 >> Give me a souvenir.
01:21:37 >> I have to follow Travis.
01:21:40 >> Oh, I got to go.
01:21:42 We're about to take off.
01:21:43 >> Meet as soon as you land.
01:21:46 >> Damn, that's crazy.
01:21:47 >> I know.
01:21:49 >> Why is your clothes -- oh.
01:21:52 Why is your clothes -- oh.
01:21:55 >> Hi.
01:21:57 Have you heard from Taylor?
01:21:59 >> Dude, she's on a plane to England, bro.
01:22:01 >> What do you mean she's on a plane to England?
01:22:03 >> She thought you left.
01:22:05 She went to your house to tell you.
01:22:07 >> Eloise.
01:22:09 Fuck.
01:22:11 Right.
01:22:13 Taylor, please pick up.
01:22:14 Pick up.
01:22:17 Damn it.
01:22:19 >> Well, if you hear from her, tell her I'm on my way.
01:22:30 >> Duke Harrington.
01:22:31 >> Taylor Young.
01:22:32 You and I, we'd love a little chat.
01:22:35 >> Taylor, it's lovely to meet you.
01:22:39 >> What are you doing to my son?
01:22:42 >> Nice to meet you.
01:22:45 Is Travis here?
01:22:46 >> He's still in America, dear.
01:22:48 >> What?
01:22:49 >> He refused to come back to England.
01:22:51 He was willing to give up his place as Lord as part of the royalty.
01:22:55 All because of you.
01:22:57 So what is it?
01:22:59 You blackmailing him?
01:23:00 You want money?
01:23:01 I'll give you anything.
01:23:02 >> No.
01:23:03 Not at all.
01:23:04 I -- Duke Harrington, with all due respect, I -- I love him.
01:23:12 >> Taylor.
01:23:13 >> Travis.
01:23:18 I love you.
01:23:19 >> I love you, Taylor.
01:23:21 Did you really come all the way here just for me?
01:23:24 You should have known I never would have left your side.
01:23:29 Father, this is what I want.
01:23:32 This is why I couldn't leave America.
01:23:34 I'm sorry.
01:23:36 I'm sorry.
01:23:38 Father, this is what I want.
01:23:41 This is why I couldn't leave America.
01:23:43 And exactly why I closed down the Reese.
01:23:46 >> You can't be with Taylor and become a respectable Duke, Travis.
01:23:50 >> Well, why not?
01:23:52 You did, didn't you?
01:23:56 >> Yes, but -- but it was hard.
01:23:58 People were cruel.
01:24:00 >> We got through it.
01:24:02 Just like Taylor and Travis will.
01:24:04 For what it's worth, you have my blessing.
01:24:08 >> Thank you, mother.
01:24:10 Father, I want to take over for you one day.
01:24:13 I want to marry, become the Duke, but I have to do it on my own terms.
01:24:20 Would you let me?
01:24:25 I have to do it on my own terms.
01:24:28 Would you let me?
01:24:35 >> Yes, you may.
01:24:38 I can see that this love is real.
01:24:43 Who am I to tear that apart?
01:24:48 >> What a family.
01:24:49 Thank you.
01:24:50 >> Thank you.
01:24:53 >> Darling.
01:24:59 >> So what are we waiting for?
01:25:00 We have to go.
01:25:01 >> Where are we going?
01:25:02 >> Back to America.
01:25:04 The open mic is tonight and we can't miss it.
01:25:06 >> How do you know about that?
01:25:08 >> How do you think?
01:25:09 >> Zara.
01:25:11 >> Let's go.
01:25:12 Hop on the private jet.
01:25:14 >> Travis!
01:25:16 You can't do this to me.
01:25:17 You can't break up.
01:25:18 She's nothing and I'm the fucking princess!
01:25:22 >> Sorry, Eloise, it was never going to happen.
01:25:24 >> And by the way, Denmark sounds made up.
01:25:29 >> Travis!
01:25:31 Travis!
01:25:37 >> Run backstage and I'll pop in.
01:25:39 >> Okay.
01:25:42 Thank you.
01:25:44 >> Taylor, wait.
01:25:46 >> Caleb, what the hell do you want now?
01:25:48 >> I missed you so much today.
01:25:50 I'm so sick of being stuck with Grace and her whiny friends.
01:25:53 And I know you miss me, too.
01:25:58 >> Sorry, bro.
01:26:00 Not going to happen.
01:26:02 >> Caleb, that ship has sailed.
01:26:06 Goodbye forever now.
01:26:17 >> I wish I was a fucking duke.
01:26:20 >> K.O. you babes.
01:26:22 Major news from across the pond.
01:26:25 Lord Travis kicked the princess of Denmark to the curb.
01:26:28 Like, literally.
01:26:30 And then he ran off into the sun with none other than Taylor Young.
01:26:34 >> Unbelievable.
01:26:36 >> She gets the hottest reel alive and what do we get?
01:26:39 >> She's probably a shitty singer.
01:26:41 At least we get to watch her choke tonight.
01:26:43 >> Travis is going to be so mortified that he dumps her on the spot.
01:26:48 >> Excuse me.
01:26:50 That is my son's future wife you're talking about.
01:26:53 >> Duke Harrington.
01:26:56 We were -- we were just -- we were joking.
01:27:00 No, like, Taylor, we're old friends with Taylor.
01:27:03 So we joke around like that, like, all the time.
01:27:07 >> Duke Harrington, it's an honor to meet you.
01:27:09 My father will be delighted we met.
01:27:11 He's got the legacy.
01:27:15 >> I don't give a rat's ass who your father is.
01:27:20 If you two don't leave my sight, I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:27:27 If you two don't leave my sight, I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:27:34 >> Sorry.
01:27:39 >> How does it feel to piss off the royal family?
01:27:43 >> You won't believe what happened to me.
01:27:46 >> I'm done being your punching bag, Grace.
01:27:50 It's over.
01:27:54 >> Sorry, bro.
01:27:56 Not going to happen.
01:27:58 >> Caleb.
01:28:00 >> That ship has sailed.
01:28:02 >> Goodbye forever now.
01:28:12 >> I wish I was a fucking Duke.
01:28:15 >> Hey, OU babe babes.
01:28:17 Major news from across the pond.
01:28:20 Lord Travis kicked the princess of Denmark to the curb.
01:28:23 Like, literally.
01:28:25 And then he ran off into the sun with none other than Taylor Young.
01:28:29 >> Unbelievable.
01:28:31 >> She gets the hottest royal alive and what do we get?
01:28:34 >> She's probably a shitty singer.
01:28:36 At least we get to watch her choke tonight.
01:28:38 >> Travis is going to be so mortified that he dumps her on the spot.
01:28:43 >> Excuse me.
01:28:45 That is my son's future wife you're talking about.
01:28:48 >> Duke Harrington.
01:28:51 We were -- we were just -- we were joking.
01:28:55 No, like, Taylor -- we're old friends with Taylor.
01:28:58 So we joke around like that, like, all the time.
01:29:01 >> Duke Harrington, it's an honor to meet you.
01:29:04 My father will be delighted we met.
01:29:06 He's got the legacy.
01:29:10 >> I don't give a rat's ass who your father is.
01:29:15 If you two don't leave my sight, I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:29:22 >> Sorry.
01:29:28 >> How does it feel to piss off the royal family?
01:29:31 >> You won't believe what -- you won't believe what happened to me.
01:29:36 >> I'm done being your punching bag, Grace.
01:29:40 It's over.
01:29:43 >> Are you kidding me?
01:29:46 >> I'm sorry.
01:29:48 It's over.
01:29:52 >> Are you kidding me?
01:29:54 >> Get out of here.
01:29:56 >> Daddy!
01:30:03 >> Break a leg, love.
01:30:10 >> Hi.
01:30:12 This one goes out to Travis Harrington.
01:30:15 >> Thank you.
01:30:18 [ Music ]
01:30:22 >> Shine.
01:30:25 You make it shine.
01:30:30 Shine.
01:30:33 Make me shine.
01:30:37 I just won't be looking back no more.
01:30:44 Yesterday is not an open door.
01:30:51 Chains that used to hold me back are falling at my feet.
01:30:59 The darkness drag me down but don't have a hold on me.
01:31:09 Shine.
01:31:14 You make it shine.
01:31:18 Shine.
01:31:21 You make me shine.
01:31:26 Shine.
01:31:29 You make me shine.
01:31:32 [ Applause ]
01:31:37 >> I knew you were talented but that was brilliant.
01:31:40 I love you so much.
01:31:42 >> I love you.
01:31:46 >> I wanted to ask you something.
01:31:50 Taylor Young, would you do the honors of marrying me?
01:31:58 >> Travis, are you sure?
01:32:02 >> More sure than I am of anything in this world.
01:32:07 I think we can really work.
01:32:09 Once I become the Duke, I want you right by my side.
01:32:14 What do you say?
01:32:18 >> Yes!
01:32:20 [ Music ]
01:32:23 >> Yeah!
01:32:25 [ Music ]
01:32:54 ♪ Steve Jason ♪
01:32:54 [BLANK_AUDIO]