“Ye team humei wapis nahi chahey, issay Amreeka he rakh le”

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"یہ ٹیم ہمیں واپس نہیں چاہیے، اسے امریکہ ہی رکھ لے"

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00:00 Dada, the people who are called 'Shaheen' have been exposed by the Indian cricket team.
00:05 I am not talking about bowling line, I am talking about batting line.
00:07 Indian cricket team has ruined our batting line.
00:11 Tomorrow, they will be buried in Mewaksha.
00:13 I am telling you, don't bring them here, leave them in America.
00:16 Believe me, this is the item that you will go to sell to a tea shop.
00:20 You will go to the milkman and ask him, "Do you buy garbage? What's wrong with garbage?"
00:24 I don't buy garbage. I don't buy such useless people.
00:26 I am not running away from them.
00:27 I am not running away from those who are not bowling on their batsmen.
00:30 You are playing a match against India.
00:32 You have given India under pressure.
00:34 In the beginning, the Indians are getting a chance drop.
00:36 You are just like that, you are on the whole match.
00:38 Till the last moment, the wind predictor was making the Indian cricket team proud.
00:42 Till the last two hours, the wind predictor was raising his hand and saying, "You win."
00:47 The wind predictor was making the team proud till the last moment that you can win.
00:50 You can win.
00:51 You, you, you, the match is yours, there is no problem.
00:53 Our people said, "We don't have a problem, we don't need to win."
00:56 We are not here to win.
00:57 I mean, you can pick up Rizwan, you can pick up Usman Khan, you can pick up Imad, you can pick up Iftikhar Chacha.
01:04 What is their strike rate? 75, 60, 55, 65?
01:07 They can pick up Shadab, he is betting on a 55-57 strike rate.
01:10 Did they send you to play a test match?
01:12 Do you have 10 days to make 120 cents?
01:15 It's a 20-hour match, maintain your strike rate.
01:18 Only two players of yours went to the strike rate of 100-plus.
01:21 One is Babar Azam, the other is Fakhar Zaman.
01:23 What is the run of both of them? 15-17.
01:25 When Shaheen and Naseem are losing in the end,
01:28 I mean, Naseem's strike rate is higher than our Turram Khan's.
01:31 And when they are betting, when Babar Azam is sitting,
01:33 it's very bad.
01:35 So what have you done, brother?
01:37 King of plastic, I mean, prove it in the field.
01:40 Prove it in the field that the bowling line has done all the work.
01:43 I mean, what more do they fight for?
01:46 Such a strong betting line of India.
01:47 On one side, there is a roll, on the other side, there is a bullet.
01:49 They have eaten everyone, destroyed everyone.
01:51 Even in the end, the bowler came and fought.
01:53 He said, "I am not ready to do anything."
01:55 The whole nation was criticizing Azam Khan.
01:57 They are all becoming elephants.
01:59 They are not ready to jump. They don't have the courage to jump.
02:01 These two are not able to jump more than them.
02:03 They are taking the balls equally.
02:05 I mean, if they are not jumping, I feel like Anand Bhai of the cricket team,
02:07 Munna Bhai, the MBBS player is sitting.
02:09 I mean, this is the item that is listening to you, watching you,
02:13 but not reacting.
02:14 The ball is coming equally, I will not react.
02:16 I am Anand Bhai.
02:17 The ball is coming, there is a gain, I can catch the catch.
02:19 I will jump a little and show it.
02:21 I made an effort.
02:22 "Why are you not catching?"
02:24 Instead of making fun, he left 4 catches in today's match.
02:27 On the other side, in batting, Bumrah gave a full toss.
02:30 In one over, he got 2 full tosses.
02:32 He is such a useless batsman.
02:34 I don't know who calls him a heart-hitter.
02:36 First, take this old man, admit him in a hospital.
02:40 Make him run in his senses.
02:42 I mean, you got 2 full tosses.
02:44 Such a crucial moment is going on.
02:46 You are a proper batsman.
02:47 You should hit a six.
02:49 The ball is not coming to your bat.
02:51 You made the ball come.
02:52 After making the ball come, you got a catch.
02:54 Shahab Khan came up, I will bat.
02:56 The whole nation was waiting for him.
02:58 We kept saying that he is a match winner.
03:00 He can perform.
03:01 He should be in the team.
03:02 Today, I don't know, he was looking like a patient.
03:05 The doctor told him that you have a kidney stone.
03:07 You don't need to run.
03:08 He is not running.
03:09 He is not running.
03:10 He is not that animal, that 15-year-old.
03:12 He is not in a mood to walk.
03:13 He is standing.
03:14 Keep shaking him, keep turning his back.
03:15 He is not walking.
03:16 He is just walking.
03:17 The balls are coming.
03:18 Akshar Patel like a bowler.
03:19 Akshar Patel.
03:20 Whose every band is playing.
03:21 His balls are coming.
03:22 It is not hitting the man's bat.
03:23 His face is making like a...
03:24 What are you doing?
03:25 You see our alumni.
03:26 If they make 160, 150, they make America.
03:27 If they stop India at 120, then the batting line can't do anything.
03:28 It is a batting line of a donkey.
03:29 You should hit them with a donkey.
03:30 If a report comes that Babarji is sitting with a cloth on his face in the dressing room.
03:31 You should tie that cloth on his face.
03:32 And all the players should tie it on their faces.
03:33 All the batsmen should tie it on their faces.
03:34 You should tie it on their faces.
03:35 You should tie it on their faces.
03:36 And take it to the swimming pool.
03:57 You should tie it on their faces.
04:24 You should tie it on their faces.

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