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00:00:00Meet the Baddest Man on Batman's River.
00:00:05Yes, sirree!
00:00:07He's a rattlesnake in a bowler hat, a low-down, ornery river rat.
00:00:12And my credit's up, is that he's bad clean crew.
00:00:16Take a look at his closet, beady eyes, and hear his king-sized line of lies.
00:00:21And it should come as no surprise, he's bad, bad news.
00:00:25He's bad, bad news.
00:00:27He's the baddest man on Batman's River, where virtue is a sin.
00:00:36And along the banks of Batman's River, they call this man the king.
00:00:46He's a murderous man in a dirty fight, his middle name is Dynamite.
00:00:51Although he's always most polite, he's bad clean crew.
00:00:55And if you just inquire at any bank, you're sure to find his credit's sank.
00:01:00In fact, you'll find he's beat what rank.
00:01:02He's bad, bad news.
00:01:04He's bad, bad news.
00:01:06He's the baddest man on Batman's River, where virtue is a sin.
00:01:15And along the banks of Batman's River, they call this man the king.
00:01:25He's a rattlesnake in a bowler hat, a low-down, ornery river rat.
00:01:30And my credit's up, is that he's bad clean crew.
00:01:34Take a look at his closest, beady eyes, and hear his king-sized line of lies.
00:01:39And it should come as no surprise, he's bad, bad news.
00:01:43He's bad, bad news.
00:01:46He's bad, bad news.
00:01:48He's bad, bad news.
00:01:51He's bad, bad news.
00:01:53He's bad, bad news.
00:01:55He's bad, bad news.
00:01:57He's bad, bad news.
00:02:00Say, when did you put that in?
00:02:07Right after the last King Gang hold-up.
00:02:09It's fireproof and burglar-proof, and only I know the combination.
00:02:16Uh, mind turning around, please?
00:02:19Come on in, and have a look.
00:02:48Solid.
00:02:52Solid.
00:02:55Solid.
00:02:56Solid.
00:03:03Boys, boys, where's your manners? Put your guns away. Come on. Go away.
00:03:06Enjoy it. Hit it.
00:03:37Sound of explosion
00:03:41No!
00:03:561, 2, 3
00:03:571, 2, 3
00:03:581, 2, 3
00:03:591, 2, 3
00:04:001, 2, 3
00:04:021, 2, 3
00:04:04Oh, what?
00:04:07You are hopeless, King.
00:04:20Watch.
00:04:34Beautiful.
00:04:52Excuse me, gentlemen, but we're coming into Omaha.
00:05:05Odie, here is your ship.
00:05:09Do you have to get off here?
00:05:11My childhood sweetheart is waiting.
00:05:13And she's been waiting for a long time.
00:05:16Well, you better hurry up.
00:05:18Odie.
00:05:21You know, where you're going, you won't need this.
00:05:29Kansas City.
00:05:31Why don't you come with me to Chicago, Angel?
00:05:33I got big plans.
00:05:34I got little ones.
00:05:35House full of little ones.
00:05:37I think maybe I marry her now.
00:05:39So you're going to blow all of that on one woman?
00:05:41Her name is Annie.
00:05:42She was made in heaven.
00:05:51You look worried.
00:05:54I once knew an Annie in Kansas City.
00:05:57Anytime Annie.
00:06:01Farewell, old pals.
00:06:03Farewell, old gang.
00:06:05Together we worked, but together we sang.
00:06:09We got to take care, old pal.
00:06:11So we must part and with a tear.
00:06:16Each will take with him a small souvenir.
00:06:22Of all the good times we had while it lasted.
00:06:27Of all the good times we had while it lasted.
00:06:32But now the very last safe has been blasted.
00:06:38We'll drink a toast to the old gang.
00:06:46As we remember every sweet band.
00:06:54So out with the old and may all our pathways be covered with gold.
00:07:02The time has come to end the refrain.
00:07:07And though to part tears at our hearts.
00:07:15We hope that we'll never say farewell again.
00:07:34Oh, forgive me.
00:07:36I thought this was the dining car.
00:07:39Hold it, lady!
00:07:46Nice car.
00:07:49You must be a very important man.
00:07:53I wish. There's pictures of me all over the place.
00:08:01What business are you in, Mr. King?
00:08:08Thank you.
00:08:10I transfer funds from one place to another.
00:08:26What do you admire most in a woman?
00:08:30Well, actually, all parts.
00:08:37What do you look for first in a man?
00:08:40Honesty.
00:08:42A second.
00:08:56How long have you been a widow, Alicia?
00:08:59Since the 4th of July.
00:09:03That night, we were sort of celebrating, Charlie and I.
00:09:09We could see the firecrackers going off from our bedroom window.
00:09:14Well, Charlie got a little too excited, you might say.
00:09:20Well, he went out just like one of those firecrackers.
00:09:27Goodbye, Charlie.
00:09:29Hello, my turtle dove.
00:09:33You're my prisoner of love.
00:09:39A lady like you shouldn't be traveling alone.
00:09:43I'm not.
00:09:47So come, my turtle dove.
00:09:51So you're the lucky man.
00:09:54Happy, darling?
00:10:02If the gentleman would please remove his hat.
00:10:05As a lady person.
00:10:07Dearly beloved, we are gathered here...
00:10:18I'm panicking for your thoughts, Mrs. King.
00:10:23Has there ever been any insanity in your family, Mr. King?
00:10:27You can't do this to me!
00:10:34We're supposed to be married!
00:10:40How long do you think he'll have to be committed, Doctor?
00:10:43At least six months, Mrs. King.
00:10:46Here, I want you to see that he has the best of...
00:10:50The best of care.
00:11:00Bye-bye, darling.
00:11:02Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong
00:11:05And we will bill and coo if you become my true
00:11:11Prisoner of love, my loving wife
00:11:21Hello, old pals, hello, old game
00:11:27Together we'll work and together we'll hang
00:11:33So we must say hello with a tear
00:11:39Each bringing with him a small souvenir
00:11:45Each bringing with him a small souvenir
00:11:51Of all the good times we had while it lasted
00:11:57But now there is a new safe to be blasted
00:12:02In with the new, out with the old
00:12:08May all of our pathways be covered with gold
00:12:13The time has come to end the refrain
00:12:18And we hope that we'll never say
00:12:23Farewell again, and thank you
00:12:43What will you have?
00:12:44A beer.
00:12:45A big one.
00:12:46Make it three.
00:12:49I think he's crazy bringing us back to this town.
00:12:52We knocked that bank over twice, but three times.
00:12:55Maybe he ain't coming.
00:12:58Maybe he never sent for us.
00:13:01Maybe it's a trap and we have no guns.
00:13:03Let's go before they recognize us.
00:13:04Wait a minute. Go where?
00:13:07Who's paying?
00:13:15Uh, we're waiting.
00:13:17Yeah, we got an appointment.
00:13:19With a very important man.
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:27Listen, bums, either you pay or I'll give you something.
00:13:32Party's upstairs, boys.
00:13:46You took your time getting here.
00:13:51How do you propose we stay today?
00:13:54I don't know.
00:13:57How do you propose we split it, Sheriff?
00:14:00Half for me and half for you.
00:14:02Oh, there's one of you.
00:14:05There's eight of us.
00:14:07That gives you one share.
00:14:09And that makes it 11%.
00:14:11Or $2,750 for you.
00:14:14It's my town. I sent for you.
00:14:17I won't take less than $5,000.
00:14:20Four?
00:14:22That's my final offer.
00:14:26It's a deal.
00:14:28Friends, to the dying day.
00:14:31To the end.
00:14:33To the end.
00:14:37Partner, what business are we in?
00:14:39Yeah, I can hardly wait to start working.
00:14:41Yeah, it's a new experience.
00:14:43What business are we in?
00:14:45Personal service.
00:14:48Personal. Sounds great.
00:14:51He's bad news.
00:15:13Are we going to start a revolution?
00:15:21The area you'll be talking about 10 minutes boys we're gonna take a boat ride Oh episode
00:15:40Hey, give me a drink, will ya, just one drink, come on, one drink, come on, give me a drink,
00:16:07give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:16:32give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:16:59give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:17:24give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:17:49give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:18:08give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:18:09give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:18:10give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:18:11give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:18:12give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:18:13give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:18:14give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink, give me a drink,
00:18:15Come here.
00:18:19Tomorrow night, at this time...
00:18:22Mr. King, please.
00:18:29Listen.
00:18:30Tomorrow night, at this time, the boat will have carried us to within 20 kilometers of the St. Joseph Mission.
00:18:36That's the place. That's it.
00:18:39That's what?
00:18:40Hey, King.
00:18:43Oh, the Mexican army's using the mission as an arsenal.
00:18:46All Senior Montero wants to do is blow it up.
00:18:48Why does he want us to blow it up?
00:18:50What the hell do we care? We're getting paid to blow it up, so we blow it up.
00:18:54Uh, when do we get paid?
00:18:57Senior Montero says we get paid when we get back to the boat.
00:19:01$10,000 in gold.
00:19:03How do we know he'll pay?
00:19:05I know about Senior Montero.
00:19:07If he gives his word, that's good enough for me.
00:19:09Right, King?
00:19:12Yes.
00:19:27I've been expecting you.
00:19:35I had a hard day at the office.
00:19:43I did you dirty.
00:19:45Easy come, easy go.
00:19:47You're a big man to forgive so easily.
00:19:50Your need was greater than mine.
00:19:52My conscience still bothers me.
00:19:57You're too sensitive.
00:19:59I couldn't get you out of my mind.
00:20:02So you married Montero.
00:20:04I had to forget you.
00:20:06We never did have a honeymoon.
00:20:08I'm afraid I wasn't a very good wife.
00:20:10What makes you say that?
00:20:13I could have tried harder.
00:20:15True.
00:20:17Of course, I did get you this job.
00:20:21I still think you owe me a little something.
00:20:24I often wondered what would happen if we had a second chance.
00:20:33We will.
00:20:36Aren't you getting familiar?
00:20:40We've met before.
00:20:42My husband is right out there.
00:20:45Then don't make a noise.
00:20:52You're looking for trouble.
00:20:54I've come to the right place.
00:21:40I'm sorry.
00:21:56There's the ship.
00:21:58I'm very thirsty.
00:22:06What's the matter?
00:22:10You
00:22:40Sit down. Let go you pig. I'll buy you a drink. I only drink with officers. I have go
00:23:01Move old man. What's your name? I'm Conchita
00:23:10I think I like you. That's good. You've got only one piece of gold. Maybe two maybe three or maybe even five
00:23:23How would you like me to get real friendly
00:23:28Maybe we could visit the church. That's the arsenal
00:23:33Going there you get your head shut up
00:23:36But we'll find a place
00:23:38Conchita time to feed the animals
00:24:08I
00:24:28Have you fun
00:24:34Come on let's go upstairs
00:24:38Come on
00:24:56Not so fast you pay me now all the money you've got or I'll scream scream
00:25:08I
00:25:38I
00:26:08I
00:26:38Don't trust you
00:27:08What are you doing here what's going on here
00:27:38First things first
00:28:08I
00:28:38I
00:29:08I
00:29:38I
00:30:01He came with the old shepherd
00:30:08Who are you
00:30:32Check the arsenal
00:30:35Let him talk
00:30:38Yeah
00:30:41Talk my friend
00:30:58Give us a hand
00:31:04Sergeant we need help here
00:31:38Hold it
00:32:08Come on
00:32:38King
00:32:57Yeah
00:33:08I
00:33:38I
00:34:08I
00:34:14They're passing us by King
00:34:21We only got an hour start they'll be catching up with us this is no place to make a stand
00:34:26It better pick us up
00:34:28pilots on our payroll
00:34:38I
00:35:08I
00:35:24Why don't you pull the trigger we still need him I can't swing I
00:35:28I
00:35:33Ought to stay with him King. I don't think that'll be necessary. Oh, he will he kept
00:35:59You will cross to the American side
00:36:02Yes, your excellency and we will chase them on both sides of the river if the American Cavalry catches you
00:36:07I will disown you completely what you say excellency even I may come useful to Mexico if the
00:36:14Revolutionaries had gold you would be working for them. Yes, your excellency
00:36:20You are nothing but a bandit
00:36:23Yes, your excellency. I'm a bandit
00:36:25You are nothing but a bandit
00:36:27Yes, your excellency
00:36:29Remember canalis when the revolution is over. I
00:36:35Promise to hang you. Yes, your excellency
00:36:55Where's our 10,000 leisure there is no 10,000
00:36:59It's a million or nothing. Is that good King?
00:37:04Okay, I level with you
00:37:06Why do you think we had to blow up the arsenal to win the revolution?
00:37:14Stupid the guns you destroyed they will have to be replaced by the Mexican government, right?
00:37:19Right, right
00:37:21Yeah, I gave it to us again the Mexican government is sending a million dollars to El Paso to buy new guns
00:37:28The Mexican government is sending a million dollars to El Paso to buy new guns
00:37:33And we grabbed him here and we grabbed the million. That's good
00:37:45How
00:37:48Montero is a revolutionary, but it's also an agent for the Mexican government
00:37:54By taking the check and cashing it for himself
00:37:58He serves the revolution that even makes him patriotic
00:38:02Exactly, and then we split 50 50 50 50 50 great
00:38:10Where do we meet Montero?
00:38:12So, why do you need us now, I don't trust him
00:38:17That's bad
00:38:19Your own husband not for a million dollars. She doesn't trust her own husband. Yeah, right
00:38:29Boys
00:38:32I think we've been to the wrong side of the road
00:38:34I
00:38:41Think we've been stuck in again
00:39:04You
00:39:26Mr. Montero here number three you long there's another man with him
00:39:35I
00:39:44Dream into $25,000 cut it oldie
00:39:58Who's he I guess he had the money
00:40:04I
00:40:35Give a man a taste of gold
00:40:38to light the fire
00:40:41Then you take a woman twice
00:40:44twice a liar
00:40:46a heart of stone
00:40:50Smile
00:41:04I
00:41:34Have an eagle eye and the gold belongs to
00:42:04You
00:42:34I
00:43:04I
00:43:34I
00:44:04I
00:44:34I
00:45:04I
00:45:34I
00:46:04I
00:46:35I
00:46:56Nothing let's go
00:47:04I
00:47:06I
00:47:34Surround them the check
00:47:36I
00:47:38I
00:47:40I
00:47:42I
00:47:44I
00:47:46I
00:47:48I
00:47:50I
00:48:05This is a trap
00:48:20Oh
00:48:36Right muchachos you can go in now and collect the bodies
00:48:39Oh
00:48:50Louise go inside and you'll find a check for a million dollars
00:49:09Oh
00:49:23Mr. King I
00:49:25Hear you. I do not wish to fight with you. I can tell that I come in
00:49:32Here I come
00:49:34Come on. Have you got the check?
00:49:38You didn't have it on him
00:49:45You know about the check to everyone knows all these dead and no money I
00:49:51Would like to make you a deal. Mr. King. I
00:49:55Already got a deal. Look I'm a bandit and you rob banks, right? Get to the point
00:50:02So we both want the same thing other people's money, right
00:50:10So you and I are on the same side we are amigos
00:50:20Listen amigo
00:50:22Who does that money come from?
00:50:25the Mexican government
00:50:27and who is
00:50:30And who is the Mexican government the Mexican people and who is the Mexican people I
00:50:38Am a Mexican person and who are you my friend me amigo
00:50:46So what can I do for you amigo?
00:50:49Listen that's not a Monteo. She's not to be trusted a
00:50:55bad woman
00:50:56You give her to me
00:50:58And I'll find the money. Okay, how will you do that?
00:51:02You know
00:51:04Yeah, I'd rather do it myself
00:51:18Did you did you catch him we caught him you see bad
00:51:23Your window again
00:51:25I'm just bad luck. You mustn't blame yourself. I'll never marry again
00:51:32Don't punish yourself
00:51:35I'm better off dead
00:51:37You mustn't give up. If only I had one good reason to go on
00:51:42You've got millions of good reasons
00:51:45He had the check on him
00:51:48I'm not looking for a change of underwear, you know damn. Well, he never had that check
00:51:55If you figured that we kill Montero and the fantasy kill us
00:52:01You could blow with a whole million leave two dead husbands
00:52:08I'm sorry go on. He never wanted me once you
00:52:17Marry me
00:52:20No money says you have the money
00:52:25Search me I
00:52:29Will you wouldn't
00:52:40I never loved
00:52:43He forced you to marry I
00:52:46Had reached the end of my rope
00:52:50Took advantage
00:52:52If only I knew where to find you
00:52:56Ships and faster than that. I hope he's not too late
00:53:07We'll have to start at the bottom I'll scrub floors
00:53:10You're all I I ever wanted we'll make history together
00:53:31You stay here
00:53:41I
00:53:59Get shot I slugged him. He was staring us right into that bandits arms
00:54:04It's like a pretty heart
00:54:06stiff like a board
00:54:11I
00:54:26Now don't tell me you're the chambermaid, all right
00:54:32I'm not the chairman. What are you looking for a man?
00:54:38You can do better than that
00:54:40I'm looking for Montero. You're looking in the wrong place. He's dead
00:54:45He is alive and he is on this boat, honey
00:54:49If the Montero I saw wasn't dead. He was putting on one hell of an act the Montero you saw was an impersonator
00:54:57What makes you say that you didn't find the bank draft on him? Did you what the hell are you talking about?
00:55:03Does everyone know about the bank draft?
00:55:06You can keep a million dollars a secret movie
00:55:26I want to look into your eyes. Why?
00:55:32Damn I heard
00:55:36What is it this time where did you hide the real Montero
00:55:41He's back in Mexico you're lying again, where is he safe from you
00:55:48Safe from me
00:55:50You worried about him
00:55:53He got what he wanted
00:55:55Then he stake you out as a hostage and let you sweat it out. You're worried about him
00:56:01It bothers you doesn't it a
00:56:04Man like that needs to be shot because of the money or because it's my husband
00:56:15Not in there
00:56:31Michael
00:56:33You
00:56:43Getting stuffy in here you popped up a second too soon
00:56:48You're gonna shoot me mr. King
00:56:52You killed the man in that closet wouldn't take your turn now. Yeah, I didn't kill anybody the common acquaintance of ours
00:56:58Must have killed that man you referred to
00:57:00Politics you're still a killer a man who kills for political reasons is not a killer. He's an assassin
00:57:06I don't like to associate with killers
00:57:09Now I'll trouble you for that bankrupt I don't have it where is it it's a little complicated
00:57:16Make it simple. Perhaps. You notice the Wells Fargo officer boat is landing saw the place
00:57:22That's where I cast the draft had the money shipped to the radio ship to who?
00:57:27By to me, of course, who else would I trust
00:57:31That's a gun you're reaching for Montero go ahead it's notice it's my receipt
00:57:37clearly states that the receiver must be
00:57:41Positively identified as Francisco Montero, you see I told you he was safe from you
00:57:49Okay, Montero
00:57:52We'll reach Laredo begin
00:57:54We are not going to reach Laredo not by boat
00:58:03Engine stopped running while back. We're just drifting with the currents
00:58:13You had to hire your ex-husband when I married him he was a pussycat
00:58:18The engines wrecked somebody threw in a monkey wrench
00:58:25You
00:58:27Know the river angle can we make it to Laredo?
00:58:31With our steam we'll be drifting so slow the bandits can ride in and take us
00:58:36Tell Odious differ the Mexican side, okay
00:58:38That's a mistake
00:58:40You'd rather go to the bandits on the American side. That would be a fatal error. That's a chance. We'll have to take sweetheart
00:58:54I surrender amigo. You are a prisoner of the revolution
00:59:24I
00:59:54You have all been denounced for what for enemies of the revolution there is only one punishment
01:00:02You can't mean
01:00:04This lady is my wife. She's my wife
01:00:08I'm married to this beautiful. I'll settle it
01:00:12Shoot the lady lieutenant. I want to speak to the commandant. You know the commander
01:00:18Colonel Fiera was my valet at the Academy
01:00:21Well how times have changed
01:00:24Yes, but for old times sake I think I shall ask the colonel to have you shot
01:00:33Well, if you're a friend of a camel
01:00:36Once more on the wrong side there you have the prisoner
01:01:07I
01:01:21Know you
01:01:23Stop the fighting squad. We're giving
01:01:26Maybe you saw my face on the poster in America. He's a famous bandit
01:01:33And
01:01:36How much are you worth
01:01:39$10,000
01:01:47Your friends 25,000 all together
01:01:56I think you're holding out
01:02:02Oh
01:02:06How many times must I tell you not to interrupt when I'm interrogating I forget your excellency Oh
01:02:22Tell me again about the 1,000,000 dollar bank
01:02:26I
01:02:29Delivered the chicken don't break the eggs
01:02:33It's my girl
01:02:37Lock him up
01:03:03Mercy Henry
01:03:29Do I know you
01:03:31Not yet.
01:03:42Have some coffee.
01:03:43Oh, I'm starved. I haven't had any breakfast.
01:03:46What would you like?
01:03:47Colonel, can I shoot him now?
01:03:51Excuse me.
01:03:53Paco, how much can I collect for you?
01:03:56Like yourself, I am poor, a servant of the people.
01:04:00To be poor is nothing to be ashamed of.
01:04:03On the other hand, it's nothing to be proud of.
01:04:07But, Paco, to stay alive in these times,
01:04:11you must have some value.
01:04:14Like me.
01:04:16You must have something important to say.
01:04:19I'm the goose that lays the golden eggs, as Dolores.
01:04:23That's what I've been trying to tell you.
01:04:26Of course.
01:04:29What did I say about him, Dolores?
01:04:32That's Paco, my old friend Paco.
01:04:36He's a good man.
01:04:38He's a good man.
01:04:40He's a good man.
01:04:42He's a good man.
01:04:44My old friend Paco, huh?
01:04:46I used to polish your boots at the academy, didn't I?
01:04:51Lock him up with the gringos.
01:04:53Senor.
01:04:56Remember, Enrique, no matter who wins this revolution,
01:04:59you will end up shining my shoes again.
01:05:04Dolores.
01:05:10Now, how can we do business?
01:05:16What do you admire most in a woman, Colonel?
01:05:22Fidelity.
01:05:26And sense of duty?
01:05:29Fidelity.
01:05:32And second?
01:05:44Don't you think we'd all be better off
01:05:47if we behaved in a more civilized manner?
01:05:50What's that mean?
01:05:52What the hell does she see in you?
01:05:54I'm afraid you could never understand.
01:05:56I think I'm gonna do it now.
01:05:58Tell you what, Montero.
01:06:00You talk about being civilized.
01:06:03I got a proposition for you.
01:06:06We share.
01:06:08We share what?
01:06:09Why, we share everything.
01:06:11Including the wife.
01:06:13With all the money that we're gonna get in Laredo,
01:06:16we're planning to live in Paris.
01:06:18Parlez-vous Francais?
01:06:20You hear what he called you?
01:06:22You're gonna stand for it.
01:06:24You see, you'd have a language problem.
01:06:26In Paris, they don't drink booze.
01:06:28They drink wine.
01:06:29To you, that'll taste like perfume.
01:06:31The only excitement is an evening at the opera.
01:06:34On Sundays, it's a stroll in the Bois de Boulogne.
01:06:36The park, to you.
01:06:38Where you live it up by feeding the swans.
01:06:42No, I don't think you'd be happy with us.
01:06:44Well, I'd rather be dead.
01:06:46You see?
01:06:57Fire!
01:07:07Get out of the way!
01:07:11Open the door!
01:07:17Keep going, keep going!
01:07:26Keep going!
01:07:57Fire!
01:08:17I wonder what would Napoleon do at a time like this.
01:08:22Soldiers of the revolution, your moment of glory has arrived.
01:08:25You are about to become a legend.
01:08:27Your names will be engraved forever in the book of heroes.
01:08:31Because of what you are about to do,
01:08:33bells will ring throughout the land.
01:08:41Onward to victory!
01:08:51Onward to victory!
01:09:00Signora Montero tells me that you know something about explosives.
01:09:05We've blown up a few things.
01:09:08The Federal Cannon.
01:09:14I find it very annoying.
01:09:18Silence that cannon.
01:09:21And I'll release you.
01:09:26It's a deal.
01:09:32First, tell me your plan.
01:09:36Well, I'm not going to go charging down that hill with a sword.
01:09:40No, I'm sure your devilish mind is better equipped for treachery.
01:09:46Takes one to know one.
01:09:51Come on.
01:09:54Right here.
01:09:56Let's go.
01:10:21We are not bandits.
01:10:23We respect the flag of truce.
01:10:25Let them through.
01:10:52Are you the boss, amigo?
01:10:54Excellency, call him Excellency.
01:10:56Si, si.
01:10:58Excellency.
01:11:01Wait, Excellency.
01:11:03I know these men.
01:11:14But where?
01:11:16Who is your spokesman?
01:11:18Who is your spokesman?
01:11:22Me, Excellency.
01:11:24Why does he not speak?
01:11:26Yeah, why don't you speak?
01:11:30What kind of officers are you?
01:11:33Where do you come from?
01:11:35He is my cousin. We come from the same village.
01:11:38Excellency.
01:11:40Now I remember.
01:11:42Sure.
01:11:44I saw those faces a little time back.
01:11:47I'm positive.
01:11:49I know that man like my own brother.
01:11:55But who is he?
01:11:58Tell Colonel Fierro that I will only accept unconditional surrender.
01:12:02No terms.
01:12:04Understand what that means?
01:12:06Unconditional surrender?
01:12:11Oh, no, no.
01:12:13Well, anyway, we didn't come to talk about surrender.
01:12:16We came for something else.
01:12:18What else?
01:12:19What?
01:12:21Well, Excellency, it's about the cannon.
01:12:25It's very annoying to the Colonel.
01:12:28So you came to ask me to stop firing the cannon?
01:12:32Yeah, si.
01:12:34We want to buy the cannon.
01:12:38You hear that?
01:12:40My friend wants to buy our cannon.
01:12:45And what will you pay for it?
01:12:49A million dollars.
01:12:51Of course.
01:12:53Montero and a million dollars.
01:12:56You have Montero in the fort.
01:13:00Tell Fierro that I'm not interested in his offer.
01:13:03No. With my cannon, I will pulverize your fort.
01:13:06I will get the money. I will get Montero.
01:13:09I will hang Fierro and shoot you all.
01:13:11Remember the flag of truce, Excellency?
01:13:14One minute to get back to the fort.
01:13:29Look out!
01:13:32Idiot!
01:13:35What's going on?
01:13:37Stop them!
01:13:40Stop them!
01:14:00Fire! Fire!
01:14:04Kill them all!
01:14:06Excellency, now I remember.
01:14:08What? What? Shoot!
01:14:10Do you know who they were?
01:14:12Who?
01:14:13I never forget a face, Excellency.
01:14:19We won! We won!
01:14:35We lost. We lost.
01:14:55Do you think they'd mind going down there again?
01:14:58I remember very well, Excellency.
01:15:00The King Gang, the four gringos who blew up the mission.
01:15:03So why do you do this to me?
01:15:09I told you. I told you.
01:15:12I never forget a face.
01:15:20Enrique.
01:15:22Do you know the general who is besieging us?
01:15:25No.
01:15:27Do you know the general who is besieging us?
01:15:30Duarte?
01:15:32We went to the academy together.
01:15:34Is he rich?
01:15:36His family owns half of Mexico.
01:15:40Is he married?
01:15:46Why?
01:15:48The battle is going badly, Colonel.
01:15:52Last night you said you loved me.
01:15:55Let's be practical, Enrique.
01:15:59What do you want me to do?
01:16:02Surrender.
01:16:03To Duarte? Never!
01:16:08I used to polish his boots at the academy.
01:16:12Do it for me, baby.
01:16:26Colonel!
01:16:28They're digging for cannons in the south and west.
01:16:30Where is the colonel?
01:16:32Whoever built this fort is stupid.
01:16:34It's a prison for anyone inside.
01:16:36I promised to release you.
01:16:38I didn't promise a safe journey to Laredo.
01:16:40Where is Montero?
01:16:42I told you to watch him.
01:16:44Why didn't you watch him yourself?
01:16:46Are you worried about me, gentlemen?
01:16:50Look what I found.
01:16:52What is it?
01:16:53It's what it looks like.
01:16:55An old map of the fort.
01:17:01Put your foot on that corner.
01:17:03You, over there.
01:17:05Colonel, if you please.
01:17:07Now, what do you see?
01:17:12It looks like a tunnel.
01:17:16Where does it lead?
01:17:19Where does it lead?
01:17:22To the river.
01:17:24And where does it start?
01:17:27In the church.
01:17:29What does that suggest to you?
01:17:34Come now, Colonel.
01:17:35Even though you were at the foot of the cliff,
01:17:37that should mean something to you.
01:17:42I've got it.
01:17:43He's got it.
01:17:46If the well runs dry, we can get water from the river.
01:17:50It's an escape route.
01:17:52It's an escape route.
01:17:58That's what I said.
01:18:16Are you afraid of the dark, my dear?
01:18:18The only thing she's afraid of is poverty.
01:19:45Come on.
01:20:15Come on.
01:20:46Do you see anything, soldier?
01:20:48I don't know, Excellency.
01:20:50They are very busy up there building something.
01:20:53Building what?
01:20:55I can't really figure it out.
01:20:59Don't you hear it?
01:21:01Silence!
01:21:03Silence!
01:21:05Silence!
01:21:07Silence!
01:21:09Silence!
01:21:11Silence!
01:21:14Silence!
01:21:20It sounds like sawing wood and hammering nails.
01:21:24Of course, they're spending the last few hours
01:21:27making their own coffins.
01:21:43I
01:22:11dreamed of riding in that car down the boulevard in Mexico City.
01:22:15The crowds cheering,
01:22:16Fierro, Fierro, Viva el Presidente.
01:22:21Who did you steal it from?
01:22:24It's a gift from a dead banker.
01:22:29Come with us, Enrique.
01:22:32But you already have two husbands. What would you do with me?
01:22:38I'll think of something.
01:22:41What do you see?
01:22:50Naughty General watching us.
01:23:11Goodbye, Enrique.
01:23:22Do you have any last message for your wife?
01:23:29Remember, Enrique, a brave man dies only once.
01:23:41Remember the Alamo, the Alamo, the Alamo.
01:23:51That's the battle we won, Excellency.
01:23:55I know.
01:24:09Cannons are ready, Excellency.
01:24:11Now we'll blast those gates open.
01:24:33Fire! Fire at will!
01:24:35Fire!
01:25:05Fire!
01:25:35Hey, I'm a bandit, but you, how did you get here?
01:26:00It wasn't easy.
01:26:06You two should be friends.
01:26:30After all, you have a lot in common, me.
01:26:33I don't think you should.
01:26:35Were you suggesting a switchman's picnic?
01:26:38Oh, what do you think I am?
01:26:41Shall we answer that?
01:26:43In a few minutes, you'll be rich.
01:26:45You can have any girl you want.
01:26:48I got to work on you while you're still poor.
01:26:51First thing I'm going to do is buy you a new velvet dress.
01:26:55One that comes off easy.
01:27:04Mr. Francisco Montero.
01:27:27Signed here.
01:27:34Signature checks.
01:27:55You've got the identification.
01:28:35Signed here, Mr. Montero.
01:28:45Take him out.
01:28:48Take him out.
01:28:54Coming, Ronnie.
01:28:56Be right with you, Jesse.
01:29:35How am I doing, Papa?
01:29:38Just like your dear mama.