TBATS: Mr. Champorado at Mr. Sopas, pinainit ang gabi ni Ms. Nilalamig!
Aired (June 16, 2024): Angel Leighton, kinilig sa mga pasok sa bangang tira nina Mr. Champorado at Mr. Sopas!
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00:00And that's it. It's good that you have a key because I feel like if you want to stay here, nothing will happen there if you don't go to that side, friend.
00:07What do you want? Let's switch?
00:09Because you can feel that you want to stay here.
00:11I want to go there.
00:13Then, describe to me what's there.
00:15Game.
00:17Okay.
00:19What's inside you?
00:21It's not, friend.
00:23I'm with you.
00:25What's there?
00:27Let's start with hunk number one.
00:29It's like a food.
00:31Food?
00:33Yes.
00:35What kind of food?
00:37It's called paella.
00:39Paella?
00:41If you taste this, you'll be f**ked.
00:43You'll be f**ked, bro.
00:45Why me?
00:47I'm not the only one who's looking for a searcher.
00:49Maybe, I'll become a camnesian there.
00:51Okay.
00:53Number two.
00:55Okay, number two.
00:57Oh!
00:59This is what I'm talking about, halang-halang.
01:01What's halang-halang?
01:03It's a chicken that's filled with spicy chili.
01:05Oh!
01:07If you swallow it, you'll sweat a lot.
01:11Let's ask the searcher if you eat halang-halang.
01:13Yes, I eat it.
01:15Yeah, I swear to God.
01:17It's really halang-halang.
01:19She knows what halang-halang is.
01:23Okay, number three.
01:25This one, I haven't told you yet.
01:27It's called papaitan.
01:29Oh, it's a favorite of many people.
01:31It's really bitter.
01:35It's filled with chili, spices, and herbs.
01:37What kind of papaitan is it?
01:39There are different kinds.
01:41Pinapaitang kambing,
01:43How is it?
01:45It's all mixed.
01:47Pinapaitang halong-halo.
01:49There are choices and variations.
01:51Do you want that?
01:53It's bitter.
01:55The answer is papaitan.
01:57Papainitin.
01:59I thought it was papainitin.
02:01It's better if you get to know each other.
02:03So you can get to know each other better.
02:05Okay.
02:07Hank, number one.
02:09Introduce yourself to our searcher.
02:11Hi, Ms. Nalalamig.
02:13Hello, how are you?
02:15I'm not just going to make your night warm.
02:17But,
02:19I'm also sweet.
02:21I'll make you full every day.
02:23I'm Mr. Champorado.
02:29Mr. Champorado.
02:31Do you eat champorado?
02:33Yes, that's what I ate this morning.
02:37Ms. Nalalamig, do you eat champorado with chicken feet?
02:39There's something like that.
02:43I'm sure you have a pick-up line, Mr. Champorado.
02:47Ms. Nalalamig,
02:49do you like fishball?
02:51Why?
02:53Because you make my heart thump.
02:59Do you like fishball?
03:01Thump, thump.
03:03You like fishball and thump, thump.
03:05Okay.
03:07Mr. Champorado,
03:09and you made us thump, thump.
03:11Okay.
03:13Ms. Hank, number two.
03:15Introduce yourself.
03:17Ms. Nalalamig,
03:19Yes?
03:21You won't wake up from this.
03:23I'm also brave.
03:25I'll fight for you.
03:27I'm Mr.
03:29Champorado.
03:31Champorado.
03:33Do you drink champorado?
03:37I just want to be honest.
03:39I don't know what champorado is.
03:41This is what you usually see in Batangas.
03:43There's a lot of champorado in Batangas.
03:45Mr. Champorado,
03:47let me try it.
03:49It's good for waking up.
03:51Mr. Champorado is a partner
03:53with Bor-Bor.
03:55I'm sure Mr. Champorado
03:57has a pick-up line with Ms. Nalalamig.
03:59Ms. Nalalamig,
04:01Yes?
04:03You can have the SSS, you can have the PhilHead.
04:05As long as you love me.
04:07Wow!
04:09Straight to the point.
04:11There's no reason.
04:13It's fast.
04:15Do you have SSS?
04:17No.
04:19This is Hank number 3.
04:21Let me introduce you.
04:23Ms. Nalalamig,
04:25Yes?
04:27You can have me all day long.
04:29I'm Mr. Sopas.
04:31Sopas.
04:33Hey!
04:35It's perfect in the morning.
04:37It's perfect.
04:39It's perfect in the rain.
04:41Do you eat Sopas?
04:43Not always.
04:45Not always.
04:47Maybe I'll eat it everyday.
04:49I heard
04:51Mr. Sopas has a pick-up line.
04:53Of course.
04:55Ms. Nalalamig,
04:57are you a jeep?
04:59Why?
05:01Because I'm like you.
05:05Because I'm like you.
05:07Oh!
05:09The next question
05:11is from our Facebook.
05:13Do you ride a jeep?
05:15Yes.
05:17No, I don't.
05:19It's dangerous.
05:21Is Sopas fast?
05:23He's fast.
05:25It depends on you.
05:27If you want to slow cook, you can.
05:29Why me?
05:31It's like you're the one I'm looking for.
05:33Ms. Nalalamig, it depends on you.
05:35It depends on you
05:37if you want to be fast.
05:39It's getting hotter and hotter.
05:41We already know
05:43the three of us.
05:45Ms. Nalalamig,
05:47let's start
05:49the long-awaited question.
05:51Mr. Tramporado,
05:53my right cheek is strong.
05:55How about you?
05:57Where is your strong cheek?
06:01Me?
06:03That's it.
06:05Ms. Nalalamig,
06:07my right cheek is on my neck.
06:11Especially when there are
06:13people kissing.
06:15Especially when
06:17the weather is cold.
06:19Cuddle weather.
06:21Cuddle, cuddle.
06:25Next.
06:27How about you, Mr. Kapeng Barako?
06:29Where are you cold?
06:31Ms. Nalalamig,
06:33I can't tell you where my cheek is.
06:37Why?
06:39Where?
06:41It's your cheek.
06:43He's bluffing.
06:45But,
06:47I feel ticklish
06:49when it's on my arm.
06:51When you're close to me.
06:53Oh my!
06:55Why on your arm, friend?
06:57That's weird.
06:59It's on your arm.
07:01When I'm close to Ms. Nalalamig,
07:03I feel ticklish.
07:05That's it.
07:09How about you, Mr. Sopas?
07:11Where are you?
07:13I'm ticklish
07:15on my cheek.
07:17Why on your cheek?
07:19My face is ticklish.
07:21It's on your cheek.
07:23It means when you're cuddling.
07:25When you're cuddling,
07:27do you feel ticklish?
07:29Of course.
07:31We have chemistry.
07:33That's fast.
07:35I can imagine that.
07:37He's really ticklish.
07:39Next question.
07:41Okay.
07:43If you need to change my name,
07:45what will you change?
07:47Mr. Champorado.
07:49Ms. Nalalamig,
07:51you don't need to change your name
07:53just the way you are.
07:57Even if you can't see me?
07:59Of course.
08:01He's sure of you.
08:03Of course.
08:05If you can't change your name,
08:07it means he can't think.
08:13How about you, Mr.
08:15Taping Buraco.
08:19Ms. Nalalamig,
08:21I'll change your name
08:23to your last name.
08:25I'll change your last name so that we're the same
08:27because I feel like
08:29we're going to be adjive now.
08:31Oh,
08:33we're going to be husband and wife.
08:35Husband and wife.
08:37Do you have a ring?
08:39Do you want it?
08:41This is number three.
08:43Mr. Sopas.
08:45If I'm going to change your name,
08:47I'll just make it
08:49mine.
08:51Mine.
08:53For?
08:55For you're mine.
08:57He's an online seller.
08:59Mine.
09:01Mine.
09:03What can you say about that?
09:07I can't say anything.
09:09It should be different.
09:11I want it to be different,
09:13not like people already know.
09:15You still need to think about it.
09:17I know you want to make it illegal.
09:19Illegal mining.
09:21But it's hard now.
09:23But don't worry because there are two more questions.
09:25Yes.
09:27Are you ready for the third question?
09:29We're ready.
09:31Are you ready, boys?
09:33Yes.
09:35If we're going to be husband and wife
09:37and I'm going to leave you,
09:39you're going to feel sorry for me
09:41so that I'll come back to you.
09:43How are you going to do this?
09:45I'm going to act as
09:47Ate Bubay and
09:49Ate Tekla.
09:51So just choose one of them.
09:53Mr. Champorado,
09:55choose one.
09:57I'll choose Tekla.
09:59She's tired.
10:01What are you going to do?
10:03Ms. Nilalaming.
10:05You're going to feel sorry for me
10:07so that I'll come back to you.
10:09You're going to feel sorry for the two of them.
10:11They're going to act as me.
10:13Lights, camera, action!
10:15I don't want this.
10:17I don't want this.
10:19Babe, I'm sorry.
10:21Let's break up.
10:23I'm tired of this situation.
10:25Why? We haven't started yet.
10:27I don't want to see you.
10:29Where are you?
10:31I'm going to miss your long and beautiful hair.
10:33No, let's break up.
10:35I don't want you anymore.
10:37But babe,
10:39how are you going to be happy if we break up?
10:41I've been through a lot.
10:43How many? I'm tired of it.
10:45But I still want you.
10:47What are you going to do?
10:49Let's just break up.
10:51I don't want this.
10:53That's it.
10:55That's it.
10:57That's it.
10:59Tekla seems to be carried away.
11:01What do you want, friend?
11:03I want to be with
11:05Mr. Capenbaraco.
11:07You're really going to choose him?
11:09I'm really going to choose him.
11:11I want to leave.
11:13Okay, okay.
11:15Guys, camera, acting.
11:17Let's finish this.
11:19Wait a minute.
11:21I don't want to.
11:23You're really a drama queen.
11:25My family won't accept you.
11:27You have to accept me.
11:29You can't fight me, right?
11:31Yes, we'll fight.
11:33How are we going to fight this?
11:35Fight what you breathe, babe.
11:37Are you serious?
11:39I'm serious.
11:41Let's break up.
11:43Cut!
11:45Why did you cut? I'm still fighting, friend.
11:47Hold emotion.
11:49Action!
11:51Do you love me?
11:53Yes, I love you.
11:55Smell everything that smells like me.
11:57Smell.
11:59Mouth.
12:01We're going to fight.
12:03Mama.
12:05No.
12:09Mama, show him the video
12:11that I sent you.
12:13I already uploaded it.
12:15Thank you very much.
12:17What's next?
12:19Number 3.
12:21Number 3, who are you going to choose?
12:23Mr. Sopas.
12:25You go first.
12:27Same.
12:29We're going to break up.
12:31How are we going to fight?
12:333, 2, 1, action!
12:35I don't want it anymore, babe.
12:37Sorry, next time, I'm going to flush.
12:39I'm going to flush.
12:41I don't want it anymore.
12:43I'm tired.
12:45It's just number 1, not number 2.
12:47I'm sorry.
12:49I don't want it anymore.
12:51You know that I'm your favorite.
12:53I don't feel love from you.
12:55I'm going to cook you, Sopas.
12:59It's only 50 pesos, babe.
13:01I already know, babe.
13:03I'm just going to play our song.
13:05What's that?
13:07Wait, I'm going to look for it.
13:09Our song.
13:11You don't know our song, babe?
13:13I thought it's yours.
13:15This is our song, babe.
13:17Listen to it, babe.
13:19Let's trip down memory road.
13:21I don't know yours.
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