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00:00:00We're sorry, the number you have reached is not in service.
00:00:10The guy's, uh, 40 minutes late to his own wedding shoot.
00:00:14Not my place, but...
00:00:16You sure about him?
00:00:17I'm so sorry.
00:00:19Is there any way you can wait a little longer?
00:00:21I'm sure he's just stuck at work.
00:00:23He's a very ambitious man, my fiancé.
00:00:27Oh, uh...
00:00:31Oh, that was him. He'll be here momentarily.
00:00:56I'm so sorry.
00:01:01I'm so sorry.
00:01:05I'm so sorry.
00:01:21I'm so sorry.
00:01:26I'm so sorry.
00:01:49Oh, shit. The photo shoot.
00:01:53When are you going to get rid of that idiot?
00:01:55I've been very patient with her.
00:01:58Once I get her money, she'll be out of the picture.
00:02:02You might get a new air-maze fan.
00:02:06Oh, well, if that's the truth, then I think a proper reward might be in order.
00:02:13Who is it?
00:02:15Good day, sir. I have a complimentary meal provided for your room.
00:02:27Mia?
00:02:33Do you hear?
00:02:35What about us?
00:02:38Do you hear?
00:02:40What about us?
00:02:42She has class and status.
00:02:44Her uncle's an executive at Imperial Corp.
00:02:46And this entire hotel is under his management.
00:02:49Who the hell are you?
00:02:50So?
00:02:52So?
00:02:53You need to lay that alone table for you?
00:02:55We're done.
00:02:57Believe us.
00:03:01Oh!
00:03:03Oh, dear.
00:03:04You're an asshole!
00:03:07My uncle is in this hotel right now.
00:03:09Either you leave, or I'll get security to take you out.
00:03:13Take me out?
00:03:16Mia.
00:03:18Mia, don't be dared. Mia!
00:03:20You dare stop me!
00:03:23If you want to be with that whore, suit yourself.
00:03:36I'll make them pay.
00:04:07Oh, my God. That's him.
00:04:09He's from the Imperial Corp.
00:04:11Give it a rest.
00:04:12That's the boss you're talking about?
00:04:13He owns this entire hotel.
00:04:15You ain't got a chance.
00:04:17So he's from the Imperial Corp.
00:04:20He owns this hotel.
00:04:22He must be that bitch Phoebe Weiss' uncle.
00:04:26Patience.
00:04:28Those two assholes, Phoebe and Luke, think they can do this to me?
00:04:31Time to give them a taste of their own medicine.
00:04:56Excuse me.
00:05:00Sir?
00:05:03Are you all right?
00:05:05Is there somewhere I can get you?
00:05:08Yeah.
00:05:10I'm just hanging up.
00:05:12Don't talk.
00:05:15Can you turn it down?
00:05:17That was easy.
00:05:19Sure.
00:05:23Here we go.
00:05:24Here we go. This way.
00:05:26Okay.
00:05:28Wow.
00:05:29It's like a bathroom.
00:05:31Yeah.
00:05:41Here's my chance.
00:05:55I can't believe you've been hiding all this under a shirt.
00:06:19I'm a decent young lady.
00:06:21I'm a decent young lady.
00:06:23How can I be so perverted?
00:06:27No. Those two jerks, Luke and Phoebe, need to be punished.
00:06:31I guess he'll be the collateral.
00:06:51Oh, um...
00:06:53I swear I have a good reason for this.
00:07:00Why are you up so late?
00:07:02I'm going.
00:07:04It must be a great.
00:07:06It's my best friend's birthday, and I'm doing this for her.
00:07:09Excuse me?
00:07:11Another happy birthday for me.
00:07:14What are you doing?
00:07:16Nothing. Um...
00:07:18What are you doing?
00:07:20Nothing. Um...
00:07:22We're drunk, and I happened to pass by, and...
00:07:24I carried some in here.
00:07:26And you just happened to be taking photos on your phone?
00:07:29I...
00:07:31Give it to me!
00:07:33I swear I was taking them on my phone.
00:07:35Nothing else.
00:07:39Sit down.
00:07:45What are you up to, huh?
00:07:47Speak! What are your intentions?
00:07:49I... I, uh...
00:07:53I wanted to sleep with you.
00:07:55I-I-I-I fell in love with you at first sight, and...
00:07:59I want to sleep with you, and I want to marry you.
00:08:02I swear I'm a strong mind and body, and I'm very serious with my intentions.
00:08:06I will cook and clean and-and-and pamper you,
00:08:10and I will be clingy, and I swear I...
00:08:13Shut up.
00:08:16I don't know if I have much time left,
00:08:18and I don't know if I'll live to see you.
00:08:22And I have just one request.
00:08:25I'd love to see you married before I pass.
00:08:31I don't know if I have much time.
00:08:35I swear I'll be faithful to you,
00:08:37and if my words prove to be false, then I'll gladly...
00:08:41I accept.
00:08:43What?
00:08:45My name is Sean Sanders.
00:08:47Meet me at City Hall tomorrow at 9 a.m.
00:08:49Don't be late.
00:08:52I'm... Mia?
00:08:54Mia Harris?
00:09:11Do you mind moving a little closer? The lady's falling over.
00:09:19Don't.
00:09:20I believe you. I never will, honey.
00:09:24If you can light it up the booth for the gentleman here, I'd really appreciate it.
00:09:29I wish to know.
00:09:41Come on.
00:09:46I rule.
00:09:48Now I'm Phoebe West's aunt.
00:09:50Mission little aunt accomplished.
00:09:52To that ass I leave her off, and I'll bitch Phoebe West again.
00:10:05Hey!
00:10:07Sean!
00:10:11Can you at least drop me off at my house?
00:10:14Get in.
00:10:30Now that our marriage is legally protected,
00:10:33I'll call you hubby.
00:10:37Or not.
00:10:39How about I call you Daddy Sean?
00:10:42Sign it.
00:10:46A marriage contract?
00:10:48Why?
00:10:50We'll be married for exactly one year.
00:10:52One year.
00:10:54And then what?
00:10:55A divorce.
00:10:57Any objections?
00:10:59One year.
00:11:02All right, that works for me.
00:11:04Thank you, Daddy Sean.
00:11:06If any major events occur that harm either one of us,
00:11:09we'll get in the media business.
00:11:12I'll sign it.
00:11:17Oh, shit!
00:11:18Guess being the little auntie isn't going to be as easy as I thought.
00:11:26Oh, shit!
00:11:27Guess being the little auntie isn't going to be as easy as I thought.
00:11:37Oh, shit!
00:11:43It's my way, or the whole way.
00:11:46Of course it's your way.
00:11:49Remember, we won't see each other unless absolutely necessary.
00:11:53Sounds like a plan.
00:11:55I don't intend on exposing myself before I officially become Phoebe's little auntie.
00:12:00And I'll never reject you, even if it's to my own detriment.
00:12:04You don't even have to love me.
00:12:06I'll love you with everything I have.
00:12:15Wow, you married Phoebe's uncle already?
00:12:19Mia, that is so sad.
00:12:21I was going to introduce you to my uncle, Jessica Beckham.
00:12:25Harder than it looks dealing with that robot.
00:12:28Besides, there's no guarantee that this little auntie will last.
00:12:32I think I know a way.
00:12:35Take this home, and I guarantee you he'll be mesmerized.
00:12:39What the...
00:12:40No, no, no. Best to unpack this at night.
00:12:44You always have the craziest ideas.
00:12:46Let's celebrate. We're staying in Mexico tomorrow.
00:12:49Perfect. My treat.
00:12:51Oh, and invite Amy. We haven't hung out in a while.
00:12:54Yes, good idea.
00:12:57Hey, I'm so sorry. I'm not going to be able to make it tonight.
00:13:00I've got this huge project at the company I'm going to have to stay overtime, so I'll leave.
00:13:05That's okay, Amy. Next time it'll be two of us.
00:13:07Alright, bye.
00:13:08Bye!
00:13:13I guess bombs can't even die in here now.
00:13:24I guess bombs can't even die in here now.
00:13:26Funny, I was thinking the same thing.
00:13:28Excuse me.
00:13:29You don't have to speak to me like that.
00:13:31What are you going to do? Call security to get the help of your uncle?
00:13:34You know what? I don't think anyone like you could even afford to dine here anyway.
00:13:39Why not? You can join me, Putin and I's engagement party, for your lunch.
00:13:44You know, for someone who claims to have class, you sure do love using second-hand things, like my pen, my ring...
00:13:52Oh, I still have the receipt for that, by the way. Did you want it?
00:13:56Give it.
00:13:57I won't ask for it back. See, I'm kind of a germophobe, but consider it a gift.
00:14:01Because you two really are a match made in hell.
00:14:04Or is it heaven? I always get them confused.
00:14:07Watch your language.
00:14:08Or what? Did I hit a nerve?
00:14:11You ain't seen nothing yet.
00:14:16You bitch!
00:14:18Amy!
00:14:19Amy, you're so awesome! Oh my gosh!
00:14:21Amy!
00:14:22Amy!
00:14:26Man, what the hell are you doing here?
00:14:28I don't know. Just trying to have a meal, but then your mistress showed up and ruined my mood.
00:14:33Amy, what are you doing here? What happened to your big project?
00:14:36Looks like you're working overtime.
00:14:43Looks like you're working overtime.
00:14:47Do you actually think we're friends?
00:14:49Why? Because I'm friendly to you at the office?
00:14:52Come on, girl. Don't be stupid.
00:14:56I may be stupid, but at least I'm more dignified than you.
00:14:59Remember when Luke and I invited you to dinner?
00:15:02I'm being friendly with Phoebe now.
00:15:04You are so jealous.
00:15:07You're jealous of her class, her status, her Ivy League education.
00:15:11She has a master's degree. Who the hell are you?
00:15:14Why would Luke choose you over her?
00:15:16Come on, Amy. Don't be so hard on her.
00:15:19We were all classmates once. Remember what school taught us?
00:15:24Have pity on me, unfortunate.
00:15:27I don't need your pity.
00:15:29Oh, come on. We're all old friends from high school.
00:15:32Gatherings like this are rare.
00:15:34Try not to be so petty.
00:15:36Luke and Phoebe are an imaginative family.
00:15:39We should bless them and let go of any grudges.
00:15:42Listen, there are plenty of good men out there for us.
00:15:45Maybe you should come and dinner with us.
00:15:48Thanks. I've lost my appetite staring at shit.
00:15:52You're disgusting.
00:15:54Apologize for what you said to Phoebe.
00:15:56Get off me.
00:15:58Oh, my God. Apologize.
00:16:00What are you doing? What's wrong with me?
00:16:08What the shit?
00:16:11What the shit?
00:16:14Wow.
00:16:15Looks like someone finally let herself go after Luke broke up with you.
00:16:21Give it to me. It was a gift.
00:16:23Oh, you hear that, everyone? It's a gift.
00:16:26Wow, Mia. Aren't you full of surprises.
00:16:29Jumping onto another boat so soon and wearing this like the slut you are.
00:16:35You're the slut, Luke, you cheater.
00:16:37I got to admit, I underestimated you.
00:16:39A few more months and it would have been me who got cheated.
00:16:42Oh, don't be so mean, dear.
00:16:44Fann's right to be so slutty.
00:16:46As her friends, we should really respect her decision.
00:16:49Phoebe, you are far too nice to her after all the nasty shit she said about you.
00:16:53I must applaud your taste, Mia.
00:16:59It's the same color as my underwear.
00:17:02Black, you pervert.
00:17:04Now that I have it, how about you come get it?
00:17:10Don't touch me!
00:17:11A little fiery. I like that.
00:17:14It's actually not a bad idea, Mia. His family comes from money.
00:17:22Manager!
00:17:27Manager! This lady is insane!
00:17:29Manager! Manager! Manager! Get her out of here!
00:17:33What's the problem, kid?
00:17:35Oh, Miss West.
00:17:37Didn't know we had the pleasure of your company.
00:17:40Did anyone upset you?
00:17:41Oh, this woman.
00:17:43During my engagement party, she shows up uninvited, harasses my fiancé and enters my guests.
00:17:48I'm going to get an apology.
00:17:50Security! Get this lady out of here!
00:17:53What the hell are you doing?
00:17:55Let go of me!
00:17:56Is this how you treat your guests?
00:17:59They only accept guests of a certain class and status.
00:18:03Standards which you clearly do not meet.
00:18:06Precisely.
00:18:07Miss West's uncle is a top executive at the Imperial Food.
00:18:11And a friend of the owner of this restaurant.
00:18:13You think I'm not?
00:18:15Oh, Mia. How long have we known each other?
00:18:18You think I wouldn't know if you had friends higher up in Imperial?
00:18:21Oh, honey. Let's get rid of a bit of the doubt.
00:18:26Who's your friend at the company, Mia? Show us. Call them.
00:18:29Yes. Call them.
00:18:31Fine. I'll call them.
00:18:36Shit. I don't have Sean's number.
00:18:39What's the matter, Miss Harris?
00:18:41Please, continue.
00:18:43Although I do find it unlikely that someone of your status would have the backing from someone at Imperial.
00:18:49Maybe we should revisit that apology.
00:18:52Our restaurant has a reputation to maintain for people like you.
00:18:56Disgusting bitch!
00:18:57Now apologize!
00:18:59Look at her! Oh my god, is she going to cry?
00:19:02She looks pathetic!
00:19:04I can't believe I'm petrified.
00:19:06You just showed me such a pain, sis.
00:19:08You really need some help.
00:19:10This is sad. Like, fully, this is so sad.
00:19:13Just pathetic.
00:19:14What's happening here?
00:19:16Sir?
00:19:26Sad. Like, fully, this is so sad.
00:19:29Just pathetic.
00:19:30What's happening here?
00:19:32Sir?
00:19:36Why is Sean here?
00:19:38This is so goddamn embarrassing.
00:19:41Charles, is class segregation a new item on the menu, or am I mistaken?
00:19:46You heard Mrs. Sanders.
00:19:48Let her go.
00:19:51I was wrong.
00:19:53Please forgive me.
00:19:54Mr. Sanders, just because you just got here, the woman who instigated the violence...
00:19:59That one.
00:20:00And she hit on our friend.
00:20:02She tried to seduce me with a lingerie.
00:20:04And then when I rejected her, she got embarrassed and upset, and she slapped me.
00:20:09She kneed me in the balls.
00:20:11I deserve an apology.
00:20:13That's bullshit. Not the balls part, but the rest of it.
00:20:16Do you consider me a man of my word?
00:20:18Of course.
00:20:19Set it down.
00:20:20Good.
00:20:21You know, I had every intention of dining here earlier.
00:20:24But unfortunately, I've lost my appetite due to the presence of some very unpleasant customers.
00:20:32Security!
00:20:34Sean! Please!
00:20:36Only friends, only Charles.
00:20:37Mia! Mia, that's not the joke!
00:20:39Mia!
00:20:40Who do you think you're speaking to?
00:20:42Get him out of here!
00:20:46What's that do?
00:20:47A snitch.
00:20:49Charles, does the man standing in front of me look more like a manager or a snitch?
00:20:55Looks more like an embarrassment to the establishment.
00:20:58You're fired.
00:21:00You're fired.
00:21:05Charles, does the man standing in front of me look more like a manager or a snitch?
00:21:11Looks more like an embarrassment to the establishment.
00:21:14You're fired.
00:21:15Security, take him away.
00:21:17But, uh, Mrs. Andrews!
00:21:19I know I did wrong!
00:21:21Please!
00:21:22Mrs. Andrews!
00:21:29Hey, Queen!
00:21:31How do you know Sean?
00:21:33And why is he defending you?
00:21:35None of your goddamn business!
00:21:38Mrs. Andrews, look, you don't have to believe any of us, but you should at least talk to me.
00:21:45You know what? Let's start a round, too.
00:21:47Mia!
00:21:49Bestie!
00:21:50Curly puff!
00:21:52What?
00:21:58Hey, Sean, who's, uh...
00:22:00That's none of your business.
00:22:03Uh, you hungry? Should we go eat something?
00:22:06I lost my appetite.
00:22:10What are you still doing standing there?
00:22:13I was going to wash the dishes now. She's fired the manager. Dang!
00:22:29Didn't think the whole way.
00:22:31Is he mad at me?
00:22:33Husband, wait!
00:22:38Who said you could call me that?
00:22:40Who said you could call me that?
00:22:43A paper called the marriage license?
00:22:45Unbelievable.
00:22:48Oh, wait, uh, I know that the lingerie situation is a very embarrassing thing,
00:22:53but I promise I wasn't trying to cheat on you.
00:22:59Where are we?
00:23:01My home.
00:23:03Your home?
00:23:11Don't you think our relationship is progressing a little bit too quickly?
00:23:16I said, it is my home, not yours.
00:23:21Goodbye.
00:23:23Oh, wait! I haven't gotten a chance to thank you for rescuing me today.
00:23:26Well, don't push your luck, Mia. It might not happen again.
00:23:32Ah! Babe!
00:23:36Oh!
00:23:39What is wrong now?
00:23:41I haven't been feeling well, to be honest.
00:23:44And then that incident at the restaurant.
00:23:48And? What am I supposed to do about it?
00:23:52Can I use your restroom?
00:23:57Come on up.
00:24:06Ooh!
00:24:08Go get slippers for me, will you?
00:24:11No, no, I'm sorry.
00:24:19Oh, also, I got you a little something.
00:24:25Dun-da-da-da!
00:24:27Matching shoes!
00:24:29See?
00:24:31So even if we don't share a bed, you'll train with me.
00:24:35Didn't you say you needed the restroom?
00:24:38Oh, thanks.
00:24:41Yeah, down the hall, to the right.
00:24:49Wow!
00:24:51What did you say your job was again?
00:25:05A woman's toothbrush?
00:25:11A woman's toothbrush?
00:25:19Someone has used it.
00:25:21Does this asshole have another woman?
00:25:26I don't think so.
00:25:28Someone has used it.
00:25:30Does this asshole have another woman?
00:25:34What are you looking at?
00:25:35Jesus! Were you trying to scare me?
00:25:38Only if you're trying to hide something.
00:25:41Trying to hide something?
00:25:43What's this, then?
00:25:45Be honest with me, son. Is there another woman that you're scared of?
00:25:48Why do you care?
00:25:51Because we are legally married now, so I think I deserve to know if you have a mistress!
00:25:57What I mean is, even if this is a marriage of convenience,
00:26:02I do really like you, and I would be pretty excited if you were cheating on me.
00:26:09It's my nieces.
00:26:11Oh, it's your nieces?
00:26:14Oh, thank God. I'm such a niece.
00:26:18Wait, Phoebe West?
00:26:22Do you work for a hotel, Uncle?
00:26:26Is your niece home?
00:26:28Why are you so nervous?
00:26:32I'm just very, uh, you know.
00:26:36Hello, anyone there?
00:26:39I've never known you as a shy woman.
00:26:42Why start now?
00:26:44Stop hiding, let's meet my niece.
00:26:46Uncle?
00:26:51Stop hiding, let's meet my niece.
00:26:53Uncle?
00:26:55Why isn't Phoebe screwing around with suits when I actually want them to?
00:26:59She shouldn't be home so early.
00:27:01I can't reveal myself before the marriage is finalized.
00:27:04Oh!
00:27:06Honey, I think I just got my period.
00:27:10I should go home and rest.
00:27:17Is anyone there?
00:27:21Hello?
00:27:24Uncle?
00:27:26Who was that?
00:27:28Nobody.
00:27:30Okay, sure.
00:27:32By the way, uh, can I borrow some female hygiene products?
00:27:38What?
00:27:43How can I win Sean over while avoiding Phoebe at the same time?
00:27:46This can't go on forever.
00:27:48Although her voice didn't really sound like Phoebe's.
00:27:51But it was familiar.
00:27:59Get in.
00:28:00What?
00:28:01Get in.
00:28:03I'll find a cab, Father.
00:28:08What is he up to?
00:28:10Is he warming up to me?
00:28:21What?
00:28:29I'm tired.
00:28:32And I think my stomach is a little bit better.
00:28:36You might not need these then.
00:28:40What's this?
00:28:48What's this?
00:28:50What?
00:28:56You got me tampons?
00:28:59I, uh, thought it might be good.
00:29:02There's also some brown sugar and warm water in mine.
00:29:06He said it would help with the, uh...
00:29:11Oh, honey, if you cared about me.
00:29:15All right.
00:29:17I need more of that.
00:29:24Ah, shit.
00:29:27Hey, you okay?
00:29:31Do you like it?
00:29:39Hey, eyes on the road.
00:29:48You've been escorting me like a perfect gentleman.
00:29:54Would you like some tea?
00:30:01What's this?
00:30:03Open it.
00:30:09You got me tampons?
00:30:12I, uh, thought it might be good.
00:30:16I, uh, thought it might be good.
00:30:19There's also some brown sugar and warm water in mine.
00:30:23He said it would help with the, uh...
00:30:28Oh, honey, if you cared about me.
00:30:32Okay, all right.
00:30:34Okay, before I got here, I had to get out of the car.
00:30:41Ah, shit.
00:30:44Hey, hey, you okay?
00:30:48Do you like it?
00:30:56Hey, eyes on the road.
00:30:59Ah, shit.
00:31:11You've been escorting me like a perfect gentleman.
00:31:17Would you like some tea?
00:31:19Just tea, nothing else?
00:31:22What kind of girl do you think you are?
00:31:26I just like your company, that's all.
00:31:30And your stomach is no longer hurting?
00:31:33Maybe you should lie down for the rest of the night.
00:31:36Fine.
00:31:38I'll try not to miss you too much.
00:31:47Good night, husband.
00:31:55Good night.
00:32:15She's wheezing me!
00:32:18Oh, she's wheezing me!
00:32:21Nia.
00:32:25It's me.
00:32:27Luke, what are you doing here?
00:32:29I paid for this place, too.
00:32:31It's my house as well.
00:32:33Are you kidding me?
00:32:35You paid for 5% of the down payment, and I paid for the rest.
00:32:39Don't you remember?
00:32:40She broke up with me and sold everything in our house.
00:32:43The water, the gas, the electricity.
00:32:45I paid for all that.
00:32:47I paid for all that.
00:32:49I paid for all that.
00:32:51I paid for all that.
00:32:53The water, the gas, the electricity.
00:32:54I paid for all that.
00:32:56And you should be lucky that I'm not asking for my money back after these 5 years.
00:33:00Do you not love me anymore?
00:33:04You broke up with me, remember?
00:33:06Now, Steve, stop harassing me.
00:33:08I think I still love you.
00:33:10No one treats me the way you do, Nia.
00:33:13Everything I did, I did so we could have enough money to have a better life together.
00:33:18So, let's get back together, please.
00:33:21You broke up with me because you're lazy and greedy.
00:33:24It wasn't because of your future or mine.
00:33:27You make me sick.
00:33:31What are you doing?
00:33:32Are you out of your mind?
00:33:34Why can't we make up, Nia?
00:33:38Let's wait 3 years.
00:33:40How's that sound?
00:33:41Let's be friends for 3 years, and then I'll need a name for myself, and we can start over.
00:33:45How about that?
00:33:52Let's wait 3 years.
00:33:54How's that sound?
00:33:55Wait for me for 3 years, and then I'll need a name for myself, and we can start over.
00:33:59How about that?
00:34:00Luke, let go of me, or I'll call the cops!
00:34:03Oh, Nia, do you have another man?
00:34:06Were you cheating on me the entire time we were together?
00:34:09Speak for yourself, you indescribable pig!
00:34:125 years we were together, and you barely let me touch you, acting all pure and innocent.
00:34:20Who knows what you've been doing behind my back?
00:34:25Oh, no, no!
00:34:26No, get off me!
00:34:29Get off me!
00:34:33Hey!
00:34:46I know, I know.
00:34:47It's okay, it's your baby.
00:34:48You slut!
00:34:49You were cheating on me!
00:34:51Get him out of here.
00:34:53Nia, you're gonna regret this!
00:35:18He saved his feet all night yesterday, and he even drove me here today.
00:35:35My plan was going really well.
00:35:44Mom, I'm back!
00:35:47Hey, sis.
00:35:48Didn't you just get married?
00:35:51Why are you here?
00:35:52Yeah, your brother's right.
00:35:54I mean, shouldn't you be spending more time with your husband and not us?
00:35:59Well, I haven't been back in a while.
00:36:01Listen, this is for your own benefit.
00:36:03How can you learn to be a good housewife if you keep coming back here?
00:36:08I mean, your priority needs to be Luke.
00:36:11And to give him a son.
00:36:15Luke and I broke up, Mom.
00:36:17What?
00:36:18At our wedding photo shoot, he left me for another woman, so we broke up.
00:36:23Are you kidding me, Nia?
00:36:25You broke up with him over such a small thing?
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:28Chris is right.
00:36:29Men will be men.
00:36:30These types of very small mistakes are completely normal.
00:36:35Nia, you never think about me or your brother.
00:36:39All you think about is yourself.
00:36:41Exactly.
00:36:42Exactly.
00:36:43You can't be so selfish.
00:36:45Now hurry up and marry someone rich so you can help me find a good wife.
00:36:48It's his goddamn fault.
00:36:50Are you kidding?
00:36:51How are you blaming me?
00:36:53It is your temper.
00:36:55I mean, look at you.
00:36:57We are here giving you advice, and you snapped just like that.
00:37:01No wonder Luke went for another woman.
00:37:04You are going to apologize right now.
00:37:07Yes.
00:37:08Yes.
00:37:09Over my dead body?
00:37:12What did I do to deserve such an ungrateful child?
00:37:16I just...
00:37:18Where did I go wrong?
00:37:20Nia, you are sussing him out.
00:37:22Can't you just mind your own business?
00:37:25There is nothing I can do now that you are grown.
00:37:28You either find yourself a man now or get out of my house.
00:37:33Mom, fine.
00:37:35I will immediately go on dates.
00:37:37Is that good enough?
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:42Excellent.
00:37:44Mr. Furchar?
00:38:10Oh.
00:38:11Oh, you must be Nia.
00:38:15Please.
00:38:18Let's see if we can capture this.
00:38:22Well, Nia, let me introduce myself to you first.
00:38:24I'm George.
00:38:25Mr. Shaw.
00:38:28Call me George.
00:38:30George, I'm going to be honest with you.
00:38:33This blind date was my family's idea, not mine.
00:38:37I understand completely.
00:38:38I heard about your recent breakup with your fiancée, actually.
00:38:41And you still wanted to go out with me?
00:38:43I believe with the right person, anything is possible.
00:38:45And you think I might be the right person?
00:38:48That's what I'm here to find out.
00:38:51Mr. Shaw, I'm not very good at beating around the bush, so I'm just going to say it.
00:38:55I'm already with someone, and I really like them.
00:38:59I'm so sorry for wasting your time.
00:39:01I'm really sorry about today.
00:39:03Well, let me walk you out.
00:39:05No, no need.
00:39:06I'm just grateful that you're not upset with me.
00:39:08Good luck finding your person, George.
00:39:10Goodbye.
00:39:28Hey.
00:39:30How was the blind date, uncle?
00:39:32It was great.
00:39:46Mom?
00:39:47Lydia?
00:39:49I have some amazing news.
00:39:52You made a fantastic impression in front of Mr. Shaw, and he wants to go on another date ASAP.
00:40:00What?
00:40:01I thought I clarified everything.
00:40:04Mom, he and I are not a good match.
00:40:07What?
00:40:09You do realize this is not up to you to decide, right?
00:40:14Anyway, I was just talking to his family.
00:40:16It is so rare to find someone who comes from such a good family.
00:40:21Nia, you should marry him.
00:40:23Mom, are you just trying to find me a good match so that Chris can marry Rich as well?
00:40:27How dare you talk back to me?
00:40:29What is wrong with a sister taking care of her little brother, huh?
00:40:33And besides, if you marry into a wealthy family, it will help us out a lot.
00:40:39Sis, Mom's worked so hard to raise you.
00:40:43Shouldn't she get something in return on her investment?
00:40:46Aren't you just trying to sell me off?
00:40:48It's not like that.
00:40:50Look at yourself, Nia.
00:40:52You're approaching 30.
00:40:56Nia, you're going to marry him whether you want to or not.
00:41:01I'd rather die than marry him.
00:41:05Oh, God. Oh, God. God. God. God. God.
00:41:10She's killing me.
00:41:13She's so ungrateful.
00:41:15She's helping me spend money so carefully.
00:41:18She tried to kill her mother.
00:41:20Mom, she tried to shoot my mother.
00:41:23Stay away from me.
00:41:29Mom, please.
00:41:31Stay away from me.
00:41:33Nia, you should be old enough to know better.
00:41:36It was hard enough trying to raise you two children on my own.
00:41:39And now, look at her.
00:41:41She doesn't even care about her family.
00:41:44Mom, can we just talk? Can we do this?
00:41:47A 30-year-old sister.
00:41:49She's still living at home, and she refuses to get married.
00:41:52If your grandparents were alive right now and they could see you, they would be so ashamed.
00:41:57Mom, can we just talk through this?
00:41:59No. Not unless you agree to marry him.
00:42:03Otherwise, I will go throw myself out into the traffic today.
00:42:08Mom, why do you always do this?
00:42:10Me?
00:42:11It's you.
00:42:13The useless daughter who keeps forcing my hand.
00:42:16I can't even go to the grocery store
00:42:19because I am so embarrassed that you are not married.
00:42:23And if you keep insisting upon being yourself, then I'm sorry.
00:42:27This is it. This is goodbye.
00:42:31Mom, please.
00:42:35I'll marry you, okay?
00:42:37Are you happy? Are we happy, Nia?
00:42:40Yes. I'll find you a good son-in-law that you approve of. I promise.
00:42:45Okay, but don't even try to deceive me, Nia, because you know what this family needs.
00:42:49This family needs someone wealthy.
00:42:53Someone from a decent, good family.
00:43:09Who is that?
00:43:12That's my man.
00:43:16Who is that?
00:43:24This Rolex is worth several hundred thousand.
00:43:27What are you looking at?
00:43:29Have some manners. Go pour some coffee for your future client.
00:43:33You should ask me about smacking me.
00:43:35Go. Do it.
00:43:36You can't make me. I'm going.
00:43:46Now would be a good time to see something.
00:43:50Please, dear, help me out a little.
00:43:54Ma'am, I came here today...
00:43:56Oh, you don't need to be so formal.
00:43:59You can call me Mom.
00:44:01Mom, I'm sorry. I'm just not a very patient woman.
00:44:06Silly girl, you didn't tell me about this great catch you found all by yourself.
00:44:12Considering the effort of arranging all those blind dates.
00:44:15Blind dates?
00:44:17I rejected all of them. I was very clear about it.
00:44:20Yes, Nia loves you with her heart and soul.
00:44:24Are you hungry? I could make something real quick.
00:44:27No need. I came here today to ask Nia to come with me and meet my grandmother.
00:44:32What? Today?
00:44:34Did I stutter?
00:44:37Why do you look so surprised?
00:44:39I mean, you should meet his family as soon as possible.
00:44:42She's ready. She could go with you anytime.
00:44:45Wonderful.
00:44:50What are you waiting for? Follow him. Go on.
00:45:00She's ready. She could go with you anytime.
00:45:04Wonderful.
00:45:09What are you waiting for? Follow him. Go on.
00:45:13Wait.
00:45:33Wait. Hun. Hun. Wait up.
00:45:37When you meet my grandma, then you can call me your husband. Now get in the car.
00:45:42I thought we were going to hold off on meeting your parents.
00:45:45Do you think it's too soon? I don't think I'm ready.
00:45:48I just helped you get you out of that mess with your mom.
00:45:51It's your turn to return the favor.
00:45:53I'm just saying you could have told me a little sooner so I had time to prepare.
00:45:56Why? Oh, so you can schedule it around all your blind dates.
00:46:01Are you jealous, Mr. Vander?
00:46:03Get in the car. I'm not going to ask a third time.
00:46:07Yes, husband.
00:46:12Wait.
00:46:34Wait. What's your grandmother like? I don't want to embarrass myself.
00:46:38I think you're far too cheeky to even understand the meaning of that word.
00:46:41Just a little nervous, that's all.
00:46:43I've got this. Fine.
00:46:46Just pretend that I'm your husband.
00:46:48Even if you don't know how to count to three, as long as you're my wife, my grandmother will like you.
00:47:03How are you, ma'am?
00:47:05Ma'am? I'm not ma'am to you, dear.
00:47:09How are you, grandma?
00:47:11It's much better.
00:47:13But you need to know that Sean is a bit of a workaholic and has no idea how to treat a lady.
00:47:20So, if he ever gives you any trouble, you come to me. Understand?
00:47:25Sean is actually very sweet, though.
00:47:27He took care of me a few days ago when I got my period.
00:47:30No man has ever done that for me.
00:47:35I love him.
00:47:40Let's eat.
00:47:49Well, Sean never has been a very attentive young man.
00:47:54He can be shy, but also gentle and considerate.
00:48:00Here.
00:48:08You're too kind.
00:48:10Thank you.
00:48:12Thanks so much.
00:48:16Here. Take a bite.
00:48:18Take it, Sean.
00:48:20Don't disappoint your wife.
00:48:23All right.
00:48:26Delicious, isn't it?
00:48:28Oh, it's so good. Thank you.
00:48:30Yummy.
00:48:32In fact, now it's your turn.
00:48:34Oh.
00:48:42I'm so glad to see you two getting along so well.
00:48:46So, how long have you known each other, and why did it take Sean so long to tell me about you?
00:48:54Um, we actually haven't known each other for too long.
00:48:58Oh, well, that's okay.
00:49:00Time does emphasize affection.
00:49:03So, do you have a wedding date?
00:49:06Oh, I think next month would be perfect.
00:49:12Do you have a wedding date?
00:49:14Oh, I think next month would be perfect.
00:49:18Grandma, I think that's a little too soon.
00:49:23How am I going to meet my great-grandchildren if you two don't get married quickly?
00:49:29Oh, well, that's kind of up to Sean.
00:49:33You know, I'm just following his lead.
00:49:36Oh.
00:49:38So, how about we talk about this later?
00:49:41Later?
00:49:43At my age, I don't have time for later.
00:49:46Besides, it's so much better for you two to start your family while you're young.
00:50:02I'm so sorry, Grandma.
00:50:05It's not Sean's fault, it's mine.
00:50:08Oh, my goodness, dear.
00:50:11What's wrong?
00:50:12I went to the doctor, and they said that my body's not in good enough shape to have a baby.
00:50:20Oh, I'm sorry, Grandma, I'm disappointing you.
00:50:23Oh, no, don't be sad.
00:50:26We'll find you the best doctors, and they'll make you better.
00:50:30Oh, thank you, Grandma.
00:50:32Thank you.
00:50:34Okay, Sean, you take good care of this young lady.
00:50:38Oh, he takes very good care of me.
00:50:40Better than any weight could ever expect.
00:50:43In fact, I remember the doctor saying that you need to gain more weight.
00:50:48So, here we go.
00:50:49Open up.
00:51:00Take care, Grandma.
00:51:02Sean, I will come back and visit very soon.
00:51:04All right, all right.
00:51:05I'll come and see you next time I'm free.
00:51:07You be safe.
00:51:08Bye.
00:51:22What are you doing?
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:25Honey.
00:51:31What are you doing?
00:51:32I don't know.
00:51:33Honey.
00:51:35Hurry up.
00:51:37Be patient, dear.
00:51:42What the hell was that?
00:51:44You asked me to kiss you.
00:51:45What?
00:51:47I'm saying wipe your mouth.
00:51:49It's oily, and it looks terrible.
00:51:52I've got to go pee.
00:51:58Anything else?
00:52:01No.
00:52:03That's fine, I guess.
00:52:08Don't push it, dear.
00:52:10Come on, honey.
00:52:12You know I can't resist.
00:52:14Just give me a little kiss.
00:52:17I don't care if Travis is watching.
00:52:19I like being watched.
00:52:31No more of this while you're getting out of the car.
00:52:35All right.
00:52:46Why are you still awake?
00:52:47Where's my son-in-law?
00:52:49Your son-in-law?
00:52:50Mm-hmm.
00:52:51We're not going to be able to get him out of the car.
00:52:53I know.
00:52:54I know.
00:52:55I know.
00:52:56I know.
00:52:57I know.
00:52:58Your son-in-law?
00:52:59Mm-hmm.
00:53:00We're not even married.
00:53:01You need to make this relationship work, or I will no longer have you as my daughter.
00:53:06Do you understand me?
00:53:08All right.
00:53:09All right.
00:53:10I've had a long day.
00:53:11Listen to my words, Mia.
00:53:12If you mess this up, we're done.
00:53:29Asshole.
00:53:48Our collaboration with the Winston Group has been a blooming success.
00:53:51Our next step...
00:53:53If you can't silence your phone during our meetings, you should leave.
00:53:57My apologies, sir.
00:53:59Continue.
00:54:01As I was saying...
00:54:05It's nothing.
00:54:17It's nothing.
00:54:22It's nothing.
00:54:26Hi, Sean.
00:54:27It's me.
00:54:28I know.
00:54:29What is it?
00:54:30I was just wondering, is your niece still living with you?
00:54:33Why?
00:54:34Nothing.
00:54:35Just concerned.
00:54:36Well, that's none of your business.
00:54:38That's not very nice.
00:54:40She moved out.
00:54:44Really?
00:54:45Now get to the point and stop wasting my time.
00:54:47Okay.
00:54:48Okay.
00:54:49I was just thinking, since we're legally married now,
00:54:52I thought it would be suitable for us to live together.
00:54:56I don't play any games with you, Mia.
00:54:59Honey, you're breaking my heart.
00:55:01I'm just trying to progress our relationship further.
00:55:04I need to suggest we progress it by...
00:55:08Living together?
00:55:10No.
00:55:12Think about it.
00:55:13I don't know.
00:55:14Wait.
00:55:15Wait.
00:55:16I just saw that night how it was for me to live alone as a girl in this neighborhood.
00:55:21It was very dangerous.
00:55:23Please?
00:55:24I'll tell you right now, Mia.
00:55:26Fine.
00:55:27Fine.
00:55:28I'm stopping.
00:55:30But what about your grandma?
00:55:36What about your grandma?
00:55:38What if she suddenly comes over and I'm not there?
00:55:42Are you threatening me with my grandma?
00:55:45I'm threatening to feel your love so that I can properly love you back.
00:55:51It's not a threat at all.
00:55:54I'm just worried that the next time your grandma comes over, she'll see right through us, you know?
00:56:06Fine.
00:56:09Sorry.
00:56:10What was that?
00:56:11It broke up a little bit.
00:56:12Can you repeat that?
00:56:14I said, fine.
00:56:16You can come whenever.
00:56:18Sorry, I missed that again.
00:56:20Come tomorrow or never.
00:56:24I'm so sorry about that.
00:56:26Please continue.
00:56:29Yes!
00:56:30I'm gonna move in with Sean.
00:56:32And now he won't be able to resist me.
00:56:41I'm here.
00:56:43He told you to come now.
00:56:53I'm here.
00:56:54He told you to come now.
00:56:56Well, you didn't give me the exact time, but I miss you very much.
00:57:02Are you mad?
00:57:04I'm not mad.
00:57:06Come on in.
00:57:14Thank you, husband.
00:57:22And this is your room.
00:57:25What about your room?
00:57:27I'm in the master bedroom.
00:57:29Won't I be in the master bedroom too?
00:57:31Do you want to live together or not?
00:57:33Of course I do.
00:57:35But don't you think it would make more sense for us to be staying in the same room?
00:57:39I expected you to be more modest, Mia.
00:57:42I don't care about that.
00:57:44I like you and you make me feel safe.
00:57:48Besides, when grandma comes, don't you think it would be more convenient for us to be staying together?
00:57:52Enough of this.
00:57:54We can discuss it when she arrives.
00:58:00If you need anything, let me know.
00:58:03Thank you, husband.
00:58:09What?
00:58:13Okay.
00:58:21Wow, I'm impressed, Mia.
00:58:24Living together after so soon?
00:58:26You've got math skills.
00:58:28I doubt it's even going to help.
00:58:30The guy is a piece of wood. Nothing is good in him.
00:58:34I don't even know if he's sexually active, Mia.
00:58:38Strike while the iron is hot.
00:58:42Okay. Don't mind if he's sexually active in my opinion.
00:58:46Get a few drinks in him. It's all the same after they fall asleep.
00:58:50Do the thing. And very soon, you'll be raising a kid with the guy.
00:58:54That'll get the job done.
00:58:56I mean, that sounds a bit extreme.
00:59:00I don't think you'd like that.
00:59:02Use your beauty, Mia.
00:59:04Seducing men.
00:59:06It always works on men.
00:59:08Especially at night.
00:59:15Yep. This will work on Sean, I bet.
00:59:21Why are you still awake?
00:59:29Why are you still awake?
00:59:32Just admiring my body.
00:59:35I didn't know you were so vain.
00:59:38Now you're judging the book I've covered.
00:59:40Is there really anything other than a cover?
00:59:45I have a test for you.
00:59:47For example?
00:59:49Drink this.
00:59:51Why?
00:59:52It's got melatonin in it. It'll help you sleep.
01:00:01Drink this.
01:00:02Why?
01:00:03It's got melatonin in it. It'll help you sleep.
01:00:05Drink this.
01:00:06Why?
01:00:07It's got melatonin in it. It'll help you sleep.
01:00:09Drink this.
01:00:10Why?
01:00:11It's got melatonin in it. It'll help you sleep.
01:00:13Drink this.
01:00:14Why?
01:00:15It's got melatonin in it. It'll help you sleep.
01:00:17Drink this.
01:00:18Why?
01:00:19It's got melatonin in it. It'll help you sleep.
01:00:21Drink this.
01:00:22Why?
01:00:23It's got melatonin in it. It'll help you sleep.
01:00:25Drink this.
01:00:26Why?
01:00:27It's got melatonin in it. It'll help you sleep.