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00:00It was a lot of fun and I enjoyed it a lot.
00:03I was very impressed with your poetry.
00:05Now, I would like to... No.
00:10Mr. Gilani, please sing something.
00:12First, enjoy the fun.
00:15It's working.
00:17First, enjoy the fun.
00:20First, enjoy the fun.
00:23And then perform the Hajj.
00:26Wow!
00:29Wow. Amazing.
00:30Go to the king and perform the Hajj.
00:32Wow!
00:33Now, perform the Hajj.
00:36I will give you six hundred thousand rupees.
00:39Wow!
00:39Go no from the sixth to the seventh.
00:40Six hundred thousand.
00:41I will give you six hundred thousand rupees.
00:44I will give you six hundred thousand rupees.
00:47Now, perform the Hajj.
00:50Wow!
00:51It's amazing.
00:52It's very good.
00:53Now, perform the Hajj.
00:56Don't leave it to tomorrow.
00:59Wow.
00:59Let's not leave today's work for tomorrow.
01:02Let's do tomorrow's work today.
01:05Wow. Wow. Wow.
01:06Let's do tomorrow's work today.
01:08We have got 900 rats.
01:11Wow. Wow.
01:13900 rats. 900 rats.
01:16We have got 900 rats.
01:18I got it.
01:19Let's sacrifice them today.
01:21Wow. Wow. Wow.
01:22Let's sacrifice them.
01:23Very good. Very good.
01:25We can't buy gold.
01:28Let's touch it a little.
01:33She is like a poor woman.
01:35Mr. Agha, it has become very expensive.
01:37Even smart people have a right.
01:40Let's sacrifice them.
01:46Let's touch Punjabi.
01:48Wow. Wow.
01:49Mr. Arun, I am from Torshawar, Pakistan.
01:52Wow.
01:53I am from Torshawar, Pakistan.
01:56I have solved all the problems.
01:58Wow. Wow.
02:00But I have one problem.
02:02What?
02:02My wife tells me to do this.
02:04Wow. Wow.
02:06Very good.
02:07The party has given me a ticket.
02:08Look at my photo.
02:10I have got a third chair.
02:12I have given it to the guards.
02:13I have pressed it.
02:14My wife tells me to do this.
02:15Do this.
02:17I am an MPA.
02:19I am an MPA.
02:20I am a religious scholar.
02:23Wow. Wow.
02:24My wife is very smart.
02:26Yes.
02:27My wife tells me to do this.
02:29Wow.
02:29I have done MFA.
02:30I have got a double Math.
02:31Wow.
02:32You can use my education.
02:34Wow.
02:35I have done MFA.
02:36I have got a double Math.
02:38I have the head of the children's pampers with me.
02:42Very good.
02:44I have got the head of the children's pampers with me.
02:45You have shown great helplessness.
02:46I have got so many household chores.
02:48My wife tells me to do this.
02:51I have got so many household chores.
02:53Wow.
02:53I have gone to my sister-in-law's house four times in a week.
02:55Wow.
02:56I have eaten everything.
02:59Wow.
03:00My wife tells me to do this.
03:02Wow.
03:03My wife tells me to do this.
03:06Wow.
03:08I will get a haircut when I come to Katia.
03:10Wow.
03:11Wow.
03:12I will get a haircut when I come to Katia.
03:14Wow.
03:16Very good.
03:18Dr. Sharma, I will present it in front of you.
03:20Tell me something.
03:21I will recite a few lines.
03:22Yes.
03:23How much weight did Bholi weigh?
03:25Bholi.
03:26How much weight did Bholi weigh?
03:29You are late.
03:30Yes.
03:31Wow.
03:32She did not allow me to walk.
03:35Yes.
03:36Now she is asking me how much weight I weigh.
03:38You are late.
03:39Wow.
03:40You are born in this era.
03:42What do you know?
03:43Yes.
03:43You are late.
03:45Yes.
03:46You are late.
03:47Wow.
03:47Look at this line.
03:49People think that I am a bad student.
03:53Yes.
03:54I have given new semesters and failed again.
03:56Wow.
03:58Wow.
04:01The one who was copied had more marks than me.
04:05That means my paper failed again.
04:08Wow.
04:09Wow.
04:09And the one whom I look at and say that I am her friend.
04:14She is your wife.
04:15Wow.
04:17The one whom I look at and say that I am her friend.
04:19She is your sister-in-law.
04:21I am tired of her.
04:22I am fed up of her.
04:24Wow.
04:25Wow.
04:26And it seems that there is a ring on the city fire.
04:30Wow.
04:32It seems that there is a ring on the city fire.
04:36And the people of the village are making fun of us.
04:39Wow.
04:43I would like to put the candle in front of Ahmed Saeed.
04:46Sir, please say something.
04:48I can talk to her.
04:50Wow.
04:50I can talk to her.
04:52I can even hold her hand.
04:54Wow.
04:56I can talk to her.
04:58I can even hold her hand.
05:01She has come without make-up.
05:03I can get scared and hit her.
05:05Wow.
05:07Wow.
05:08Wow.
05:09Wow.
05:10Please pray for me.
05:12What is he saying?
05:14What is he saying?
05:15He is a very clever poet.
05:17No.
05:18Please pray for Mr. Alwaila.
05:20Yes.
05:21Please pray for me.
05:23God bless you.
05:23So that someone marries me.
05:25Wow.
05:27Wow.
05:29So that someone marries me.
05:31Please pray for me.
05:33So that someone marries me.
05:36I am doing this gesture.
05:38Please pray for me.
05:40Wow.
05:42Very good.
05:43He loves girls.
05:46Wow.
05:47He is dead.
05:47Yes.
05:48He loves girls.
05:49No.
05:51He loves girls.
05:53Please pray for me.
05:54Wow.
05:58He has five children in five years.
06:00He has five children in five years.
06:02How much more will you be loyal to me?
06:06He has looted me.
06:07Wow.
06:09Mr. Shabbir Bhatt.
06:11Yes.
06:11I would like to present the candle to you.
06:14Sir, please give him something.
06:15Thank you very much.
06:17I have seen the love of a nine year old.
06:20He has seen the love of a nine year old.
06:22I have seen the love of a nine year old.
06:25And since then I have forgotten myself.
06:28Wow.
06:29And now she adds colour to my hair.
06:32And I also wear a wig on my head.
06:34Wow.
06:36So you have already worn a wig.
06:38No, she has already worn a wig.
06:40She has worn a wig.
06:42She is going to wear a wig.
06:43First, I got myself married.
06:46Wow.
06:47And then I regretted it.
06:48Wow.
06:51First, I got myself married.
06:53And then I regretted it.
06:55And then I regretted it.
06:58And then I regretted it.
06:59And then I regretted it.
07:01And then sixth grade,
07:03I was the one who had all the attitude.
07:05Wow.
07:07And then sixth grade,
07:08I was the one who had all the attitude.
07:10And then she also wanted to be brave.
07:13Wow.
07:17And then I said to myself,
07:19there is nothing to be brave about.
07:21What did he say?
07:22I said to myself,
07:23there is nothing to be brave about.
07:26And then she made a face for 10 days.
07:28Very good, sir.
07:31Very good, sir.
07:34I have seen that everyone is in the same condition except me.
07:38Yes, sir.
07:39I am so lucky.
07:41I got married at the age of 20.
07:43I am still late.
07:45Marriage and wife are the best names.
07:49You should have done 4th or 5th.
07:52Why were you telling the make-up artist
07:54to apply the base instead of the red mark?
07:58Then why are you regretting after getting married?
08:01I have a question for you.
08:02Yes, sure.
08:03Is all this preparation for Eid?
08:05He must be the hero of Bajirao Mastani.
08:08Like Bhaijan Rao Mastani.
08:11I am not Malaika.
08:13Then who are you?
08:14I am Anarkali.
08:15Yes, yes.
08:16Old Anarkali is new.
08:19What have you come here for?
08:20Today I have come to tell all these guys
08:23that you have written so many poems on my name, Anarkali
08:28but you have not given me its royalty yet.
08:31Okay, sir.
08:32I think Anarkali is not listening to you.
08:34She has done so many poems on her wife.
08:38I am helpless.
08:39What?
08:40I thought I should make bangles out of your hands.
08:43I thought I should make bangles out of your hands.
08:46If you are so strong, why did you kick my meter?
08:50Don't be disappointed.
08:51I have sent you an AC to scare the cats away.
08:54I have sent you an AC to scare the cats away.
08:57Wow, wow, wow.
08:59And I can see that you have kicked the gas meter too.
09:03If no poet can give me its royalty,
09:07then it is Eid.
09:08Why is he giving me meat?
09:11What is your answer?
09:12I have written a poem on Anarkali.
09:14Yes, yes.
09:15I have written a poem on Anarkali.
09:16Yes, yes.
09:17I do not think it is for you.
09:21He is eating pizza from me and with what attitude?
09:24He is eating pizza from me and with what attitude?
09:26Anarkali is the poet.
09:28Yes, yes.
09:29He is eating pizza from me and with what attitude?
09:31He has raised me up and taught me a lesson.
09:35Very good, sir.
09:36Very good.