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00:00I'm gonna do it
00:02Can't stop me
00:04Don't try and stop me
00:06I'm gonna do it
00:08All right, you get three seconds to convince me not to do it
00:12One all right. I'm gonna have to do it if it takes more than five seconds to load. I will not do it
00:24All right, that was two seconds yes
00:26I'm gonna have to do it if I spawn in a tree
00:29I will only play minecraft again if I spawn in it. I spawn in a tree. I'm gonna have to play minecraft again
00:35Okay, I will only play minecraft again if I spawn in the spruce spruce
00:40I did that spruce trees. All right, I'm gonna have to play minecraft again, and it feels good to be back
00:46Man, it feels good to be back. Let's hit some trees
00:49I'm not gonna lie
00:50I was it feels like a weird flex but I played this game so much because I love
00:54Minecraft it's one of my all-time favorite games. I never had so much fun playing a game as as minecraft and I honestly
01:00I can't believe that I
01:02Played it so much and I felt like I got really good at it. I leave them breathing minecraft, but anytime I
01:08Stop playing a game all that knowledge that was in my brain just splits out and I don't remember anything
01:14I don't remember how I open my inventory. I have no idea. I've been trying since I started playing
01:19I don't know which button help me
01:24I will figure it out eventually
01:27All these advanced mechanics and redstone compared I don't remember a single
01:35I don't remember
01:37Help me
01:39Okay, Q Q was dropping stuff. Okay, I knew that
01:44Do I do it
01:46Craft it's gotta be on C. No, I'll figure it out by the end of this episode
01:50I will not continue this series F if I can't figure
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03:29Let's get on with the video. Oh we could find
03:33Not Sven well Sven could be here to spend to what I call binked was it banked I called the Fox
03:40Too early too soon too soon too soon too lucky too soon Sven and Sven Lina
03:46Beautiful
03:49Lucky so lucky. How do I tame them? You must be mine eat
03:56No, I'm sorry, don't attack me I'm Swedish and friendly. Oh, they must be Norwegian wolves
04:05Wolf have flower
04:08Ah
04:13Wolves can't climb trees. I'm safe in the trees
04:20This is a cool, oh we got no
04:25Sven please Jesus Christ. That's a lot of damage
04:29Where they always get smart. Okay, I got it
04:34No, I'm sorry that you hurt yourself from your stupidity
04:38Spread my oh, this is a nice start. I like that. We got ice
04:43snow
04:45spruce
04:46Doggies, I hate me. Don't forget about it. Don't forget about Oh portal over there. Do you see cool? I
04:54Can't be dilly-dallying. I dilly-dallied too much in games. I have to actually build
05:00Base for tonight. If only I can figure it out. If only there was a way I'm just gonna try every button on the keyboard
05:08Hey
05:10Why did no one tell me?
05:12Why did no one tell me it was II spend it was II
05:17II
05:18Sven and Sven Lina, they forgot about it
05:21Sven and Sven Lina
05:23Hello
05:24Your friends now. All right, let's make
05:27Plank and then let's make I'm really good at Minecraft. So I know how to build a crafting table
05:32I don't know if you guys knew that I think we got to do a tree house because this is kind of sick
05:35I'm thinking a tree house. What do you guys think?
05:38Yeah, let's do a tree house
05:40Right here. All right. So, let's see if I remember you gotta make sticks. Yes down
05:46I'm too good at Minecraft axe was like an axe, right? Yeah
05:52Damn wood is so shit. I need some stone. Oh
05:57My god, I'm in I'm already in it's happening I advanced to stone age probably speedrun worthy record, okay
06:05boom
06:06Let's find iron fast speedrun level fast iron. I keep looking for rest of ours or should I just dig down?
06:12Oh, that looks that looks really dangerous down there. Oh, yeah, they have I don't want to dilly-daddle
06:18I'm dilly-daddling god damn me in my diddly-daddling. It's gonna dig down that way. I can't get lost
06:24I know what we're all thinking. I'll just say it can burn just grow up already
06:28So we can play Minecraft together 500 episodes. Come on
06:32Alright, this is super boring me
06:36I have a sword. I have a sword. I will not get lost. I have impeccable skill of
06:41Finding my way through I'm just gonna diddly-daddle through here
06:46And I'm gonna find iron right away
06:57Something hit me I don't have brain damage
07:00I
07:03Smirin lapis lazuli's Wow. Yeah, this is kind of epic
07:11Alright so if you stand on these you can suck air promo scanning for iron smirin
07:27It's getting dark and I've been diddly-daddling
07:30Let's find Sven and Sven Lina cow
07:34There's no witness there's no witness there's no witness
07:39There was a witness. There was a witness
07:42Sorry next time don't look idiot. Oh
07:45What a beautiful sunset
07:47That's a good treat to start. Can I build a ladder? It's about to get dark real soon
07:51How do I build the ladder? It looks like a ladder
07:55No ladder
08:00I don't have time for this
08:03I'm about to die. There's gonna spawn any second
08:10Yes
08:13Yes, I'm like at the tallest tree I love this I'm gonna build a little cute little place
08:20It's been this right there spending. I hope real Sven is not mad at me for leaving him in the void waiting for me
08:26for four years
08:30They're shooting Sven
08:33You bitch
08:34Good job. How dare they can I give him my beef?
08:38Put some torches down that way Sven is safe. Eat beef a
08:42Beef you want a beef?
08:45I'm not equipped for this
08:51That's how it goes
08:52Sven Lina, where's your boyfriend Sven? Yeah, how many how many do I gotta feed a dog for him to love me?
09:00Damn he's ruthless. I
09:04Am kind of low on health, you know, I can't just
09:10I might die
09:13If I had one more wool I could sleep but I can't cuz I don't have one more wool
09:19You know, I had this epiphany of like I was like damn I feel like I don't have time to play games anymore
09:24And then I thought well
09:26My job is to play games
09:28Why don't I play games for my job and then it's just all been uphill since then oh I have three wool buddy
09:38How does bed look like bed
09:40Boom, do they have to be the same color? Cuz that doesn't make sense Minecraft
09:45Come on, if I die this playthrough over new rule. I just made it. There's a creeper right there
09:51I'm gonna have to deal with that cuz Sven might die
09:53A
09:56Creeper
10:00What a noob
10:02Okay, new plan I'm gonna get the wood then I can make a boat and we can go to that our first mission to go there
10:12Is it my oh this is actually really bad Jesus back to base
10:17Back to base good thing. I'm a Minecraft pro. I will never die. All right. Looks like a Sun is almost coming. Perfect
10:24Then we can go explore. It looks really nice. Super pretty
10:29baby
10:32Immaculate little schmuck I may be a father but I'll kill a child
10:36There we go. Yarn if you're watching on watch right now, where's Sven?
10:41No, no, no. Oh
10:44You're good. I need a bone to I have a bone. Okay, this might work
10:49How much do you need?
10:51How much love I need and give
10:55You will be mine. At least you're by my base, you know, what if he runs away?
11:01All right, first I make a boat second plan we beat the underdragon, all right, we're going there now I already see gold Oh
11:11It's then I will return with the gold you stay here
11:15Sven Lina, I found the boat
11:18Yes, actually, I'm back I'm back already I'm back already
11:29Good boy. Come with me on the boat adventure. That has never that has never gone bad in the past. Is that iron?
11:36I found iron just
11:39Okay, only small so large. Oh
11:43God we're gonna have to explore that. Don't go near Sven Lina dark place. I forgot you teleport
11:49Are these good? I forgot. Are they bees or something? Ah
11:52There. What was that?
11:55Okay, come in the boat actually don't cuz then I might hit you just follow
12:02Okay, well that was the boat ride I hope you enjoyed
12:05And we're on ice I
12:07Wasn't expecting this. Why isn't boats really good on ice? I'm too distracted. Let's just get the gold and get out. It's too dangerous
12:15This is really built already. We could have a
12:18Porto smart or quick keep going. Okay, what's in the chest? What do we get?
12:25Fortune gold that's pretty bad, isn't it? Yes, it's this is all crap
12:30All right, I'll take I'll take boots horns. I will take this as well actually and I'll take the gold
12:42That didn't work apparently I forgot god damn it I'm a new I'm such a new I mean I'm a pro
12:47I did that just to see and make you guys like a meme for you guys to go. Oh, don't do it
12:52No, I did it. I was the only way I didn't I knew I knew that was gonna I actually knew that was I
12:57100% knew that was gonna I let's get the bow Sven Lina not annoying to say it all
13:05In the boat now boy
13:08Yeah
13:10Damn
13:11All right. Let's go. It's really good that I have that there
13:15It's like a good landmark to find where I am. Damn. You're so fast on this. This is really good
13:20Like a good way to explore
13:22See what's around us. Honestly, it makes me motion sick almost Jesus. You believe it
13:29It was iron I forgot about the iron why didn't no one remind me I can't believe an iron and then I forgot
13:38Did Mojang finally update so that dogs have armor because if they didn't they have been diddly-dallying way too much man
13:45They got to do some real with the updates
13:47Okay, so I walked there and then I saw iron if I retrace there it is I found that that's not okay
13:54But it must be there somewhere
13:55That's like a super dangerous area. There's the iron but it's like a super dangerous area. Oh
14:04Perfect you wait here. It's too dangerous for us and you know, yeah, we can just sneak in here
14:10Sneaking and we steal their ideas just like Norwegians would do in Sweden every time
14:17Oh
14:19It's copper good, I don't even remember I just want the I should wait
14:37Bad this is really bad spend run. They're really good at shooting
14:44Damn Norway
14:48I
14:49Can't die. We pull the Sven on the first playthrough. I can't do it. Okay
14:54Why is my health not going up?
14:57Nina
14:59How hard is it? Oh, come we got the iron nuggets. It's been extracted. Let's go back
15:09So how does iron work then they have it like this I don't does I'm just melt does it then you can come up
15:17Up up son, this is just like me and the dogs at night. It just can't get up to bed. Come on. It's not that high
15:25What but oh, ah
15:29There is two days in Minecraft huge wins all around one more baby BAM
15:36speed run worthy
15:38shabappel next episode
15:40300,000 likes and we'll go deep deep with Sven. Of course is good bigger. See you guys next episode. Bye