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00:00You're doing this week's sex talk.
00:03I've never, you know, done it.
00:06You got till tomorrow.
00:08I just, I think I, all I have to do is sleep with him.
00:12Have you considered asking me?
00:16He had a family on top of the nation's media industry.
00:19I need you to marry me.
00:21You need valid justification to break off your engagement.
00:25He's a wealth, bearing, power, I'll have it all.
00:29But Justin is officially off the market.
00:31You're some nobody.
00:33That is my wife you are addressing.
00:36And I take care of what's mine.
00:40Do you think your relationship with my son will actually last?
00:45Tell me. You don't want me.
00:47You!
00:53I don't know what I'm doing.
00:54Whatever it is you're doing, don't stop.
01:00I don't know what I'm doing.
01:08I just, I think I, all I have to do is sleep with him.
01:21See what I'm working with.
01:30Now, just, now.
01:45He's so far out of my reach, it's not even pushing.
02:00Looks like another admirer of yours, Boston.
02:03Want me to intercept it?
02:05No, just let him.
02:10Hi, can I join you?
02:13Let's see what this one's game is.
02:16Gold digging commencing in three, two, one.
02:21So, you come here often?
02:24Me? Not Justin.
02:26Me? Not Justin? What the hell?
02:31Okay, I know that this is going to sound totally crazy,
02:34but you're the most approachable guy here and I'm out of options.
02:38Actually, pretend that I didn't just blurt all that out.
02:42Now that I've got a better look at her, why does she seem so familiar?
02:47Can I buy you a drink? I promise I'm less crazier than I sound, I think.
02:54Promise you'll marry me one day, Justin?
03:00Adrienne?
03:02Who?
03:04I need you to come with me.
03:09Well, what's your problem?
03:11Just because you're super hot doesn't give you the right to drag strangers into dark corners.
03:15Adrienne, it's you. I can't believe I found you. I've been looking for you for so long.
03:21That's not my name because I clearly have no idea who you are.
03:25Oh, fuck. I'm sorry, it's just you remind me so much of Justin.
03:32And even if you did not, there's something about this woman.
03:37Look, I'm sorry about your friend, okay, but I'm working on a very tight schedule,
03:41so I'm going to go back in there and I'm going to continue talking to your friend.
03:45I'm supposed to buy him a drink?
03:47There's no point buying him a drink.
03:51He's gay?
03:53Shit, shit, shit, shit. I need it, Larry.
03:56For what? For what?
03:59I'm a columnist.
04:03You're doing this week's sex column.
04:05I don't know if I'm the best candidate for this exactly. I've never, you know, done it.
04:13Sounds like a you problem. Better figure it out soon. You've got until tomorrow.
04:18That's why I needed Larry. Now I have to settle for asking the armpit guy.
04:23Oh, have you considered asking me?
04:29Okay, Jason.
04:31Justin.
04:33Justin, you're clear what you're agreeing to, right?
04:37Actually, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
04:40I've never been interested in anyone since Adrienne.
04:44I'll just wing it.
04:47You need something for your column?
04:50My sex columns. That means you need to...
04:54I need to...
04:56You're really okay with this?
04:59Wow. Okay.
05:02Where do we start?
05:05Wow. Okay. Where do we start?
05:08You are going to seduce me.
05:12Okay. Can I buy you a drink?
05:15No. We're past that. Try again.
05:18Okay. Do you want to, you know...
05:25No, that's a little too far in the other direction. And it's too direct.
05:29I like direct.
05:31Well, yeah, if you're propositioning, man.
05:34Seduction is very different.
05:37You have to think of seduction as a game.
05:40The goal is to get the person addicted to you.
05:46You want their every thought, every action, every regret to be consumed by you.
05:56And then you fade away.
05:59And you leave them craving more.
06:02I thought I was supposed to be seducing you.
06:06You are.
06:13You are.
06:21Ignore that.
06:23You should probably get that one. It's important.
06:27Okay. I will be right back.
06:30And then we will continue this.
06:37This better be urgent.
06:41What?
06:53Andrea Miller. Works for Blush Magazine.
07:02Mom?
07:04I've had it with you. Get over here. Pack your things and get out of my house this instant.
07:16You did this.
07:18Mom says I get to use your bedroom. It's my second.
07:21Sleeping with my boyfriend isn't enough for you?
07:23You better grab whatever's important. Mom's going to throw out anything you leave behind.
07:34Mom?
07:45Adrian Laurent. Who's that?
07:54What is this shit?
07:56My columns. You don't know what it took just to get this much.
08:00Aren't you even going to look at it?
08:03Look at it, Andrea. It doesn't matter if you complete your column.
08:07Excuse me?
08:09Look, I kind of need a reason to fire you since I promised someone your job.
08:14What? Who?
08:19Did I get the job, baby?
08:21In a sec, baby.
08:23What the actual fuck? You can't do this.
08:28I'm Editor-in-Chief. It means I call the shots.
08:31That is so sexy. Is she even qualified?
08:36You qualified, huh?
08:38Of course I'm qualified. How hard is it to be an editor?
08:45Do you see this? What are you trying to say? Are you calling me a whore?
08:50I'll need you to clean out your desk immediately.
08:52No, you can't do this. You're Chief Editor, but there's someone higher.
08:56I've owned this magazine for years, and since Mr. Headhunter never shows his mug mug around,
09:00that means I basically own the place. So go ahead. Report me. See what happens.
09:06Report what, exactly?
09:08Mr. Adams.
09:10Report what, exactly?
09:12Mr. Adams.
09:15This looks like an interesting conversation. I wouldn't want to interrupt this. Continue.
09:19What are you doing here?
09:21What is he doing here? Don't you recognize him?
09:24Yes, Justin Adams. He and his family own practically half of the nation's media industry.
09:28And I own this company, contrary to what some people might think.
09:35Get out.
09:36What about my new job?
09:40Someone want to tell me what's happening around here?
09:43You're Chief Editor, right?
09:45Hmm. Report.
09:47I was about to fire this woman for her insubordination and incompetence, Mr. Adams.
09:51She's also chronically dishonest. You can't believe anything she says.
09:56Wait, what? Brent's a liar!
09:58Go on.
10:00Ms. Miller begged to write the seduction column, but then she mucked it up and turned it into a far work.
10:04That is really interesting, because I was actually helping Ms. Miller write it last night.
10:09So, are you calling me incompetent?
10:12Last night? Wait, that means...
10:15He's kidding, right? You and him?
10:18You didn't have to come find me at my work.
10:20Well, it would have been easier if you gave me your number.
10:22Andrea, darling, you know I've always been your fan, right?
10:24You're worse than trash.
10:26I was kidding.
10:27Brad, is it?
10:28Brent, Mr. Adams.
10:29Brent, yeah. I don't think you can run my magazine. Or any of them, for that matter.
10:35Please.
10:36It's done.
10:37This is incomprehensibly spammy.
10:38Get rid of him, please.
10:39I didn't know...
10:40Goodbye, Brad. Have a good day, Larry.
10:44Thank you. If it weren't for you, I'd be done for.
10:48I wouldn't say thanks just yet. I need a favor from you.
10:51Okay. You help me, I help you.
10:53Okay. I need you to marry me.
10:55Okay. Wait, what?
10:58I need you to marry me.
11:00What?
11:05Okay, no. This is unacceptable. You can't just spring a fiancée on me out of nowhere, Mom.
11:10In truth, your grandfather made the agreements around the time you were born.
11:14Okay, so why am I just now hearing about them?
11:17Honestly, I had hoped everyone would forget and this entire thing would blow over.
11:22Sadly, that's not the case.
11:24Okay. Well, the answer is no.
11:27Are you still mooning on about that Adrienne girl?
11:31You know we found no traces of her after.
11:34I still think she's a figment of your imagination.
11:37Okay, this is not about her. This is about an engagement that I want no part of.
11:41I'm sorry, but you can call the other family and tell them to break it off.
11:46It's the Laurent family. Do you know how enmeshed in their businesses we are?
11:51It'll ruin us if we renege on our end. Not without good reason.
11:57So what if I had a good reason?
12:01You need valid justification to break off your engagement?
12:04Yeah. And a marriage is a pretty good one.
12:06We would have to play the parts, though. You know, you'd move in together, do all of that kind of stuff.
12:13I do need somewhere to stay, okay?
12:16You could pick any other woman, though. Why me?
12:20It can only be me.
12:22So, what do you say?
12:37So, this is it. We're married.
12:41Yeah. Sorry, probably not what you imagined.
12:45No, this is fine. My sister Kimberly was the one that dreamt of extravagant weddings.
12:52Me, not so much. Honestly, Mom and Kim kept telling me I'd die an old spinster.
12:57So, this is fine. This is great, actually. What's next on the schedule?
13:02Sorry, the paperwork got a bit exciting in there, so it didn't cross my mind.
13:08It's gorgeous.
13:11It's yours.
13:21Suits you.
13:25Shit, sorry. We have to go.
13:30We have to go.
13:32Go? Go where?
13:34To see my mother.
13:48There you are. Do you know how long you kept me waiting?
13:52She's mad about it.
13:54Planning for what, exactly?
13:56Your wedding, of course. With you marrying the Laurent girl, it's going to be the event of the century.
14:02Yeah, well, save your energy, Mom. I'm already married.
14:08What did you say?
14:10Figured it wouldn't be right to tell you over the phone, Mom.
14:13This is Andrea, my wife.
14:16Are you pregnant?
14:17No, no, it's not like that.
14:19Then what is it?
14:21What's the reason you would marry this without letting your own family know?
14:26Because of love.
14:28That's it?
14:29Justin kept our relationship and marriage private for my sake, because I didn't know how well I would do with the press.
14:35What a sensible young woman.
14:37Dear, I'd like to get to know my daughter-in-law.
14:40Your cousin Samantha can show you the new Monet piece I acquired.
14:45Sure.
14:52Okay, you can stop pretending now. I'm on to your scheme with my son.
15:00Stop pretending now. I'm on to your scheme with my son.
15:04Excuse me?
15:05Don't play stupid with me, girl. I know you're kind. I know this is all a ploy for my family's wealth.
15:12You think I'm some kind of gold digger?
15:14Aren't you?
15:15I care about Justin. Our relationship is genuine.
15:18In the off chance you're not some thieving hussy, do you think your relationship with my son will actually last?
15:27You have nothing in common. He's grown up with it all.
15:32The best tutors, the best schools, the best connections, the best everything.
15:40And you? You're some nobody.
15:45You might as well be a different species.
15:50That's why we arranged his marriage to someone with pedigree.
15:54Someone who's equal. He'll appreciate me for it later.
15:59Here.
16:09Twenty million. I added extra out of gratitude.
16:13Thanks to you, we might put off the scandal that would ruin everything.
16:19Take it. You'll never come near my son again.
16:29See, darling? This is what you married.
16:35Come on, girl.
16:38See, darling? This is who you married.
16:42Just another hussy, after our wealth.
16:49This is what I think about your wealth.
16:53I didn't marry your son for money, Ben, and I'm not leaving your son for money now.
16:57You say that your son has everything, but that's a lie.
17:00The arranged marriage, this?
17:02You know what? Justin had a choice.
17:05You know what? Justin had a choice.
17:07And honestly, if that's what separates people like you and me, I'm happy to be justified by it.
17:12You outrageous little...
17:14That? That is my wife you are addressing.
17:18Mom, we are done with the games and the schemes, and especially the wedding planning.
17:24Unless you would like to marry the Laurence yourself.
17:28Andrea, I think it's time we go home.
17:33Yeah, home.
17:43That little bitch should have taken the check.
17:46Samantha, I won't have her ruining my son or our family.
17:52I can count on you. Yes?
17:55Yes, Christine.
17:58Hey.
18:02You were great in there. Never seen someone stand up to my mom like that.
18:07Nothing like my family.
18:10You know, I haven't met them. When's a good time?
18:12We convinced your mom to break off the engagement, okay?
18:15So there's no need, but we need to continue this, do we?
18:18I don't think she's going to change her mind that fast.
18:20I mean, not until the Laurence call it off on their end.
18:23What a shame.
18:25Don't worry. You're going to make out like a bandit during the divorce.
18:39Is that what he thinks of me? That I'm doing this for his money?
18:45Is that what he thinks of me? That I'm doing this for his money?
18:56You spoke with the new investigator? Annie Lee?
18:58As you well know.
19:00Man, I would skin our father if he was still alive.
19:04We should be focused on finding my daughter.
19:06Not some arranged marriage with no bride.
19:09Can we not just tell the Addams the truth?
19:12That Adrian went missing for nearly two decades.
19:15No, we're stuck at one blasted clause.
19:19In the case the arrangement fails, the responsible party will be severely penalized.
19:24How severely?
19:25Nearly everything. It'll ruin us.
19:27I agree with you.
19:30I won't let it get to that, though.
19:32I have certain contingencies in place.
19:43Home sweet home.
19:51All right.
19:54So, this is where you'll be staying.
19:59We're not sharing?
20:02Why did I even ask? Of course we're not.
20:05I wasn't sure how comfortable you were, but I mean, if you'd like to,
20:09No, no, this is fine.
20:13I know this isn't what you're typically used to.
20:16No, this is great.
20:17I can hire decorators, refurnish, whatever you need.
20:20Justin, bring as fine as it is, okay? It's more than fine.
20:24Okay, in hindsight, we never really went over your compensation.
20:27So, how does a weekly stipend of $10,000 sound?
20:32Do you think it's worth it?
20:34How does a weekly stipend of $10,000 sound?
20:38Do you think so little of me?
20:41Okay, name your price then.
20:44Zero, fuck your money, Justin, and fuck you if you think that's why I'm here.
20:48No, Andrea, that's not what I meant. No, I...
20:51Andrea, please just talk to me.
20:53Why do you think I need a stipend?
20:55When we met with my mother, I...
20:57So you agree with her? You think I'm a gold digger?
20:59No, I never said that.
21:00But you did.
21:01That's not what I meant.
21:02Okay, look, what happened with my mother, that's just the beginning.
21:05It's only gonna get worse, okay? I...
21:08I put you in a bad place.
21:10I know what I signed up for.
21:12I didn't.
21:14Or I did. I... I don't know. I know my family.
21:18Okay, I think you deserve to get something out of this.
21:23I was staying in a hotel.
21:25And you proposed.
21:27You gave me a place to stay.
21:29Do you need it?
21:30No.
21:32You helped me.
21:33And the room was a nice plus, but I didn't expect anything in return.
21:39Andrea, you are unlike anyone I've ever met before.
21:43It's Andrea Adams now.
21:50It's Andrea Adams now.
21:53It's getting late. I should call it a day.
21:58There's one more thing I'd like to tell you.
22:01I never thought you were a gold digger. Ever.
22:04If I did, I wouldn't have proposed to you.
22:07I wonder...
22:08That said, I will spend my money on you, and you will accept it.
22:12But...
22:13This marriage may be built on false pretenses,
22:16but you are mine now.
22:18And I take care of what's mine.
22:22Get some rest.
22:38Sudden emergency. Didn't want to wake you up.
22:41I left breakfast in the fridge for you.
22:44Bon appétit.
22:56Andrea, I'd hope you'd be in.
23:02I'm so glad you agreed to join me for brunch.
23:04It's too bad Justin couldn't join us.
23:06He had to leave for some kind of emergency.
23:09I'm sorry.
23:10It's too bad Justin couldn't join us.
23:12He had to leave for some kind of emergency.
23:15Oh, I know. Since I cost it.
23:18That just means we get to know each other even better instead.
23:24Do you like it?
23:25It's Cartier, one-of-a-kind custom-made.
23:27I'll give it to you.
23:28Oh, that's okay. That'll suit me.
23:30Plus, I'm happy with just this.
23:33How sweet.
23:35If you'll excuse me, I need to use the ladies' room.
23:37Would you mind watching my purse?
23:41Okay.
23:54What did I miss?
23:58Is something wrong?
23:59I apologize for the interruption, but I saw it all.
24:02This woman stole from me.
24:04I don't know what she's talking about. I didn't do anything.
24:06It's in her bag.
24:07Fine, I'll go ahead and look, but there's nothing...
24:13Looks like you can't just let anybody into your family.
24:19Thank you.
24:21You! You did this!
24:23Call the police.
24:24I want this thief arrested and charged immediately.
24:29Bob?
24:31Was that your wife?
24:32I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
24:35I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
24:36Tell your story to the judge.
24:42Let me go! Let me go!
24:43What's the meaning of this?
24:44Mr. Adams.
24:46Justin, please, you have to believe me. I didn't do anything.
24:49You received a call that this one stole from that one.
24:52Based on the value of the item taken, this one's gone away for two years.
24:57There has to be camera footage.
24:59Why waste the officer's valuable time?
25:01The bracelet was in your purse, and we have an eyewitness who saw you do it.
25:05Yes, I saw her do it.
25:06Liar!
25:07So you see, it's a clear-cut case.
25:09You don't need to concern yourself with this lowlife, Mr. Adams.
25:13Considering this lowlife is my wife,
25:16maybe it would be wise for you to put a little more than minimal effort into your job.
25:21I... I apologize, sir.
25:23The video footage. I'd like to see it.
25:26If it is, as this one says, then we should be able to see my wife's guilt clear as day.
25:33I lied. All of it's a lie.
25:35She bribed me to do it.
25:40It's not my fault. She bribed me.
25:43She's not the only one who should be in handcuffs.
25:45We already went over this.
25:47I was only prepaying for our meal with a generous tip.
25:50Besides, I would look terrible in handcuffs.
25:53Are you the only person in your family who isn't terrible?
25:56You, of all people looking down on us,
25:59you're a nobody.
26:01No money, talent, or skills.
26:03No connections.
26:04You offer nothing. You're worthless.
26:06Shut your mouth.
26:11I'm sorry. It's just...
26:12It's no wonder Justin married me.
26:13Being rich makes you so shallow and miserable.
26:18You too will regret this.
26:20Just wait.
26:24You offer absolutely nothing. You're worthless.
26:30Here.
26:32I thought you might need that.
26:34Don't worry about my cousin.
26:36And don't let anything she says get to your head.
26:39I'm not. It's the opposite, actually.
26:42She's wrong about me.
26:44I do have something to offer you.
26:46I don't expect anything.
26:48Justin.
26:50I don't expect anything.
26:52Justin, do you remember what you said yesterday?
26:55It goes both ways.
26:56So, this is what I'm going to do.
26:59I'm going to make sure that you're happy.
27:02And how are you going to do that?
27:04Well, that's why I'm here, isn't it?
27:07To help you break off your arranged marriage.
27:09That way you can find that one person for yourself.
27:12The one who will make you happy.
27:14And what if that one person is who?
27:17I...
27:18You don't disavow yourself so quickly.
27:23I don't understand why me.
27:26Why not you?
27:28If you are the person who makes me happy.
27:31We barely know each other.
27:33And that can be fixed.
27:49Did you hear?
27:52Grant got the boot.
27:54Any idea what happened?
27:55Nope.
28:04Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
28:06What for?
28:07Missing me too much?
28:09Troy, what are you doing here?
28:11I'm here to see my girlfriend.
28:13Which is you, by the way.
28:15Thanks for the clarification.
28:16I wasn't sure if you were talking about me or Ken.
28:18Andra, I already told you.
28:20That doesn't count as two minutes.
28:22Your sister.
28:23Basically the same thing as sleeping with you.
28:25You were the one who wouldn't put out.
28:27Look, I'm willing to put this all behind us.
28:30But...
28:31Look, Troy, I don't need you.
28:33Just like I don't need your forgiveness.
28:34We're over.
28:35Oh, you say that.
28:36But you're going to come crawling back in no time.
28:38You won't find anyone else willing to put up with your sorry loser ass.
28:43Newsflash, Troy.
28:44I already have.
28:45And he's way smarter, hotter, and richer than you'll ever be.
28:51Newsflash, Troy.
28:52I already have.
28:53And he's way smarter, hotter, and richer than you'll ever be.
29:02God, I forgot how funny you can be sometimes.
29:05It's not a joke.
29:06Look, you can drop this BS attempt at making me jealous or whatever.
29:10I was already planning on taking you back.
29:12Come on, my car's over here.
29:13No, I'm not going anywhere with you.
29:15No!
29:16Oh!
29:18You stupid...
29:21Okay, okay.
29:22No more playing nice.
29:33What the hell do you want?
29:36For you to keep your filthy fucking hands off my wife.
29:43What the hell do you want?
29:44For you to keep your filthy fucking hands off my wife.
29:47Your wife?
29:48Mm-hmm.
29:49When?
29:50How?
29:53You whore!
29:55You...
29:58Who the fuck could do this?
29:59You...