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00:00Alright, so, good luck. Let's have fun. Let's start the search.
00:05Let's go, Lester. It's time to meet our searchee. Searchee number one, reveal.
00:15What's up, Madlang people? My name is Amber, 19.
00:20I'm the lady rider of Paranaque City.
00:23Oh, lady rider.
00:26Did you know that she chose the name Amber?
00:28Because her name is...
00:30Telephone.
00:31Telephone Amber.
00:43You know, that's her last name.
00:45What's her last name?
00:46Her last name is Dis.
00:47Dis Amber.
00:48Oh, Christmas.
00:53Just wait, I haven't hit it yet.
00:56If I hit you, you won't be able to sleep.
00:59That's her real name.
01:02Oh, is that her real name?
01:03What's her last name?
01:04Dasi.
01:05Amber Dasi.
01:08Amber Dasi.
01:12But don't worry, whatever they say, your name is beautiful.
01:16Amber.
01:17What's her last name?
01:19What's her last name?
01:20Disaya.
01:21Amber Disaya.
01:26Are you afraid of your wife?
01:28But you're number one to us.
01:30Okay, so describe yourself to Leser.
01:33Is Amber beautiful?
01:36Amber.
01:37Is Amber beautiful?
01:39Of course.
01:43Is Amber kind?
01:45Of course.
01:46Is Amber pretty?
01:48Of course.
01:50Is Amber smart?
01:52With honors.
01:54With honors.
01:56With honors.
01:57Your honors.
01:59Is Amber good to be with?
02:01Of course, she needs it.
02:03What are you busy with?
02:05Are you still studying?
02:06I'm just waiting for the incoming school year.
02:09First year college.
02:10What's your course?
02:12Maritime.
02:13Oh, really?
02:15Amber Dasi?
02:16Amber Dasi.
02:18Maritime.
02:20She's a little mermaid.
02:23What's your pick-up line for Leser?
02:25Yes.
02:26You know, Leser, if I were you...
02:30What?
02:31Sorry, I'm late.
02:33I have a pick-up line.
02:34What's your pick-up line?
02:35We're waiting for you, Amber.
02:40Take two.
02:41Are you Amber the Influence?
02:44No, she's Justin Timberlake.
02:49Go, go, go.
02:51You know, Leser, if I were you, I'd be ready to risk my life.
02:55Why?
02:56Because I'll drown you with my love.
03:01Boom.
03:02I'll drown you with my love.
03:04You'll get fat, Leser.
03:05You'll drown.
03:06Loaded.
03:07Loaded.
03:09Wow.
03:10Amber's amazing, right?
03:11Yes.
03:12She still got the pick-up line for Maritime.
03:14All of them.
03:15Amber Dasi.
03:16She's a mermaid.
03:18Great.
03:19Thank you, Amber.
03:20Thank you, Amber.
03:21This is Searchy No. 2.
03:23Reveal.
03:28What's up, madlang people?
03:30I am Kim.
03:31I'm 20 years old.
03:33I'm a medtech student of Antipolo City.
03:36Hey, Kim.
03:37Kimmers.
03:38Kimmers.
03:39Kimmers.
03:40Kimmers is here.
03:41Hi, Kim.
03:42Hello.
03:43What?
03:44Wek, wek, student?
03:46What?
03:47Medtech student.
03:48Medtech.
03:49Guys.
03:50He didn't eat kwek-kwek.
03:51When will Kim come?
03:53I don't know.
03:54What school is this?
03:55Everyone is offering kwek-kwek.
03:57Kwek-kwek course.
03:59Kwek-kwek student.
04:01Kwek-kwek.
04:02Why kwek-kwek student?
04:03Medtech.
04:04Medtech.
04:05He's studying how to make colors.
04:09The color of the egg.
04:11The orange.
04:12Kim's back.
04:13You know, he's on vacation.
04:15Shout-out to you, Kim.
04:16I'm here.
04:18The kwek-kwek student is amazing.
04:20And all the drinks are orange.
04:23All the students are like this.
04:26And there's vinegar.
04:27How, how, how?
04:30Yes.
04:31And in one section, there are only four students.
04:32They're on sticks.
04:34Next to each other.
04:36Some students are on sticks.
04:38There are only four of them.
04:39Hey, Ton, have you been there?
04:41Yes.
04:42And when they're in elementary school,
04:43there's a press communion.
04:44They're wearing vinegar like that.
04:46And their principal is wearing vinegar.
04:48They're fighting.
04:51Their auntie is one day old.
04:53And they're walking fast.
04:55They're walking fast in their jackets.
04:58Because it's kwek-kwek.
04:59Their auntie is kwek-kwek.
05:05How do they walk?
05:07Like this.
05:10And they go to their doctor.
05:12They can't walk.
05:13They're just rolling.
05:14They're like eggs, right?
05:16Show them the MC.
05:18Oh, Kim Chi can do that.
05:20The egg roll.
05:23Oh, you can't do kwek-kwek.
05:24Because one of my friends is old.
05:28Kwek-kwek.
05:29What's his course, Kim?
05:30Medtech.
05:31Medtech.
05:32Medtech student.
05:33Medtech.
05:34Kim, please forgive me.
05:36Kim, your clothes won't fall down.
05:40Because I'm nervous.
05:41I don't know.
05:43It's like when you bought a turtleneck,
05:45but you cut your throat,
05:47and your hair fell down.
05:49Because you don't ask,
05:50Kim, you really bought a skirt.
05:53Okay.
05:54What's his course?
05:55Our Lady of Fatima.
05:57In Venezuela?
05:58Antipolo.
05:59Antipolo.
06:00Okay.
06:01Describe Kim to Lesser.
06:03Is Kim beautiful?
06:05Yes.
06:06Of course.
06:07You're not Kim, she's Kim.
06:08Of course.
06:09You're so beautiful.
06:10But she's the one who's asking.
06:11Of course.
06:12She's beautiful.
06:13Is Kim kind?
06:14Of course.
06:15She's smart?
06:16Of course.
06:18Of course.
06:19She's thinking.
06:20She's thinking about two bits.
06:22Is she good with people?
06:23Of course.
06:24Okay.
06:26Kim, what's your pick-up line for Lesser?
06:28Lesser,
06:29can I sit next to you in the exam?
06:32Why?
06:33To copy?
06:34What's that?
06:35No, that's not it.
06:36No.
06:37If we sit next to each other,
06:38nothing will happen.
06:39You're too far away.
06:42No, because actually,
06:44I want to feel perfect beside you.
06:48Perfect.
06:50Perfect beside you.
06:52English.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Fair quick.
06:55Fair quick.
06:56Fair quick.
06:57Calm down, man.
06:58Take it easy.
06:59Sorry, sorry.
07:00It's all the same.
07:01Amber and Kim's clothes are all the same.
07:03Yes.
07:04It's beautiful.
07:05But Kim's dress is beautiful.
07:06Why?
07:07Thank you.
07:08You know,
07:09half-sleeve.
07:10They wear it when they get older.
07:11Inside.
07:12Before they get older.
07:13Yes.
07:14For modulation.
07:15Yes.
07:16They also make their scapula visible.
07:17Yes.
07:18Their tiny bits here.
07:20In our team.
07:21Yes.
07:22In our team.
07:23They even have a burda.
07:24Yes.
07:25Because they won't be able to replace my mom.
07:26Rosario.
07:28Okay.
07:29Searching number three.
07:30Reveal.
07:34What's up,
07:35mad love people?
07:37I'm Jaira,
07:3820 years old.
07:39I'm the student leader,
07:40dancer,
07:41and athlete of Batangas.
07:43Wow, dancer, athlete.
07:46What's your sport?
07:48Taekwondo.
07:49From junior high school.
07:51Don't get mad at Jaira.
07:54She's a Taekwondo player from junior high school,
07:55but she was selected from senior high.
07:57Are you a black belter, Jaira?
07:58No, I'm not.
07:59What belt?
08:00Blue belt.
08:01Blue love.
08:02But she's blue.
08:04Oh, she's wearing a belt.
08:08That's a blouse.
08:12That's a blouse.
08:13That's why she's blue.
08:14Because she's a blue belter.
08:15You're 49 years old,
08:16but you don't know what a belt and blouse are.
08:20There's a school for black belters, right?
08:24In our school,
08:25we have an instructor who's a black belter.
08:27He's the one who introduced Taekwondo.
08:30There are a lot of people in the university belt.
08:33That's where they study.
08:34That's where they study.
08:36There's a belt that's the most explosive.
08:39What is it?
08:40Judas.
08:41Judas belt?
08:46Jaira, this is a roundhouse.
08:51I think this is my belt.
08:52It's not the right one.
08:55Where's Lyra?
08:57Jaira.
08:58Jaira.
08:59Is Jaira beautiful?
09:00A lot.
09:01A lot?
09:02That's a lot.
09:03A lot.
09:04She's so beautiful.
09:05She's a blue belter.
09:06Of course.
09:07That's perfect.
09:08You'll see her if you don't leave her on a date.
09:10You'll say, she's so beautiful.
09:13Okay.
09:15Is Jaira kind?
09:16Yes.
09:17Is she smart?
09:18Yes.
09:19Is she easy to get along with?
09:20Yes.
09:21Does Jaira have a lot of boyfriends?
09:22Just two.
09:23Just two.
09:24Pick a client, please.
09:26Lester, are you business-minded?
09:28Why?
09:29I'll hire you to form a partnership with me.
09:35He's still working.
09:36He even joined us.
09:38Sarah, did you say you're business-minded?
09:40Why?
09:41Because you're my belt.
09:44You're my belt.
09:45Job, are you business-minded?
09:46Why?
09:47You're ugly.
09:52He's business-minded.
09:53The joke is so obvious.
09:56Why is my joke so obvious?
10:01Alright.
10:02So, what can Nicole say to the girls here and to Lester?
10:08Yes, all of them are beautiful and pleasing to look at.
10:12But the one I like the most is Jaira.
10:21Jaira.
10:24The blue belt.
10:25Actually, all of them are beautiful.
10:27Yes.
10:28Why do you like Jaira?
10:29She looks like a bad girl.
10:32Because she has a blue belt.
10:34She likes bad girls.
10:35She's a bad girl.
10:36She's a bad girl.
10:39Jaira, slap me in the face.
10:43Jaira, slap me in the face.
10:46Slap me in the face.
10:47Slap me like this.
10:49If I slap you in the face.
10:53That's a big slap.
10:57Okay, let's start the questions.
10:59Where's the...
11:03Salamin.
11:04Salamin.
11:06What's the song?
11:07Salamin, salamin, salamin.
11:09What's the song?
11:10Who sang that?
11:11Amie Austria.
11:13You're both witches.
11:15Slice the salamin like that.
11:17Like that?
11:19Salamin, salamin, salamin.
11:23Slap me in the face.
11:24Give me that.
11:25Here it is, Lester.
11:26Ask him.
11:27He won't read it.
11:28Do you think we'll approve of you?
11:31Why would we approve of you?
11:33Just kidding.
11:35First question.
11:37What's the scene you watched in a TV series or a movie?
11:41Are you from the Philippines?
11:44What's the scene you watched in a TV series or a movie?
11:46You're so pretty.
11:47This one.
11:49What's the scene you watched in a TV series or a movie?
11:52I thought it was Soko.
11:54I thought it was Soko.
11:57Go back to Siri.
11:58You'll be better at reading.
12:00You try to modulate your voice.
12:05Open your mouth.
12:06If you talk without opening your mouth,
12:09the sound will get smaller.
12:12Open your mouth.
12:14What's that?
12:17Why would you open your mouth?
12:19Hold it, I'll eat it.
12:23He's a pig.
12:24He's a pig.
12:25He held it.
12:26I'll eat it.
12:28I did it because it's distracting.
12:31Wash it.
12:33Wash it.
12:34Wash this.
12:38Anyway.
12:40Open your mouth.
12:42What's the scene you watched in a TV series or a movie?
12:44Modulate your voice.
12:45Breathe.
12:46You need air.
12:48What's the scene you watched in a TV series or a movie?
12:52Why is that your tone?
12:53What's the scene you watched in a TV series or a movie?
12:56Rapper.
12:57Again.
12:58You need air.
12:59Just slow, Leslie.
13:00Just normal.
13:01What's the scene you watched in a TV series or a movie
13:05that you want to experience?
13:11How old are you?
13:1320.
13:14Put your life on the line.
13:1520.
13:16Put your life on the line.
13:17He wants you to put your life on the line.
13:19Are you a veteran?
13:20No.
13:21He's a veteran.
13:22Oh, a veteran.
13:23It's okay.
13:24Go.
13:25First question.
13:26What's the scene you watched in a TV series or a movie
13:29that you want to experience?
13:32You want to experience.
13:34It's like he's talking to a woman.
13:36Rated SPG.
13:40Have you ever watched a scene in a K-drama,
13:45a movie, or a TV series
13:48that you want to experience with your boyfriend?
13:54Amber.
13:55Yes.
13:56But I don't know the title.
13:58It doesn't matter.
13:59You need to know the title.
14:00What's that?
14:02It's a K-drama.
14:03It's a K-drama.
14:04Do you know who the star is?
14:06I don't know.
14:07What's the scene?
14:08It's a rom-com.
14:10Rom-com.
14:12He wants to drink a rom-com.
14:14Rom-com.
14:15He's drunk from watching a rom-com.
14:19Who's the star? Rambo?
14:23Ramon Rebili.
14:27Okay.
14:28It's a K-drama, a rom-com.
14:30What's the scene you want to experience with your boyfriend?
14:34I want to...
14:36I don't want to be nice at first.
14:38I want to be assertive.
14:40Bad boy.
14:41Bad boy.
14:43You're a couple.
14:44It's Pride Month.
14:46What's the scene you want to experience with your boyfriend?
14:50What's the specific scene?
14:53He's playing the role of Lapis to a girl.
14:56Lapis?
14:57She's in school.
14:58Yes.
14:59He's playing the role of Lapis to a girl.
15:01Is it Boys Over Flowers?
15:04I don't know.
15:05Are you blaming yourself?
15:08How do you play the role of Lapis?
15:10Or True Beauty?
15:11Yes.
15:15Is it True Beauty?
15:18Yes, the one with beauty.
15:20The girl has a lot of freckles.
15:22And she's wearing heavy makeup.
15:24Yes.
15:25True Beauty.
15:27Am I right?
15:28Yes, True Beauty.
15:35It's like rice.
15:36Just call it Cha-ami.
15:39It's hard.
15:40That's the spelling.
15:42But it's like rice.
15:47If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
15:48I'm not sure.
15:49But it's super funny.
15:50I was stalked in Cebu before.
15:52Really?
15:53Yes.
15:54I wasn't stalked.
15:55We were in the same place several times.
15:57But I was shy.
15:58You didn't have a picture?
16:00I gave him a piece.
16:02You didn't have a picture?
16:03I was shy.
16:04There were a lot of bodyguards.
16:05Yes.
16:06I can handle three bodyguards.
16:08Three bodyguards.
16:10Okay.
16:11That's okay.
16:12Just call it Cha-in.
16:15Cha-in.
16:16Wow.
16:17Wow.
16:18Cha-in.
16:19At least you look like...
16:20Like what?
16:21You look like someone from a TV show.
16:24You look like someone from a TV show.
16:27You can say that in a commercial.
16:29You can say that in a commercial.
16:31I'll do a TikTok.
16:34Okay.
16:35Why?
16:36Why do you want a man to do that to you?
16:38He'll play with your hair.
16:39I don't want him to be fast.
16:41I don't want him to be kind.
16:43I don't want him to be kind.
16:45Did you hear what Lester said?
16:47Maybe he's kind.
16:49You don't want him to be kind.
16:50But if he fools you...
16:52Maybe he's kind to everyone.
16:54Hey!
16:55Why is that?
16:57You don't want him to be kind.
16:58But if he fools you, you'll say,
16:59He's so mean.
17:02Why is he like that?
17:03Why is he a bad boy?
17:06Isn't that what happened to...
17:07Who?
17:08Nicole.
17:10Oh my!
17:12Oh my!
17:13Why is he like that?
17:16Anyway, so you want that kind of scene.
17:18The one that's hopeful.
17:19Yes, hopeful.
17:21The next one,
17:22maybe we can think of a specific scene.
17:25Because we also want to imagine what you're saying.
17:29For me, it's from Legend of the Blue Sea.
17:32The one with Lee Min Ho.
17:33I love it.
17:34Because there's a scene where
17:36the girl is in the snow,
17:38and she can't bear it,
17:40that's why she's still looking for him.
17:41So I want to feel that kind of vibe.
17:46Even if they're fighting, misunderstanding,
17:49they're separated,
17:50but if you love him,
17:51you won't be able to bear it,
17:52you'll still look for him.
17:58What about Jaira?
18:00For me, it's from the Twilight movie.
18:03The time when Edward and Bella were revived.
18:04That's how their necks were.
18:07They were in a quad.
18:11The time when Edward and Bella were revived
18:13when they were pregnant.
18:15Because for Edward's family,
18:18since they're vampires,
18:19their relationship is impossible.
18:22And that's why he gave life to Bella
18:25when he bit her,
18:26so that she can be with him.
18:28Because for me, love comes with sacrifice.
18:31And sacrifice for Bella is being human.
18:38For me, I'll wait for you in heaven.
18:39Don Silueta and Richard Gomez,
18:40I saw them in Burol.
18:42They were running,
18:43and it's so beautiful,
18:44you can hear the wind,
18:45and the water in the sea.
18:49And in Burol,
18:50they were chasing each other.
18:51What happened?
18:52They fell in Burol,
18:53they died.
18:55That's why I'll wait for you in heaven.
18:57Who will you give the green flag to?
19:00Maybe number 3.
19:01Number 3!
19:02Jairo!
19:03Twilight scene!
19:04Yes.
19:05Wow!
19:06Because?
19:09Because he's like,
19:10apart from giving specific things,
19:13what he really wants is to be healthy.
19:17Are you healthy?
19:19That's healthy!
19:22We want to make sure, yeah.
19:24We're happy for you.
19:25So congratulations, Jairo!
19:26You have a green flag.
19:27Is that approved by you?
19:30Yes, it's approved.
19:31Wow!
19:32I also saw Jairo's answer.
19:34Okay.
19:36Question number 2, please.
19:38What is your most toxic personality?
19:42Usually, people ask,
19:43what is your most beautiful personality?
19:45Let's be real talkers.
19:48What is your most toxic personality?
19:50Let's start with number 3, Jairo.
19:52For me, Memevice,
19:53I'm too considerate to a person.
19:55To the point that,
19:56even when my friend advises me,
19:59no, tell the truth,
20:00be straightforward.
20:01Straight to the point that,
20:02I still don't like it.
20:03I still want to sugarcoat it.
20:05Because I think about the situation of the person.
20:08Maybe he's going through something different.
20:10That's why he's like that.
20:12Considerate ex-executioner.
20:14That's how you are.
20:16The one who...
20:17Oh, who's your ex-executioner?
20:19Yes.
20:21You're sugarcoating the truth, right?
20:24Yes.
20:27I want you to tell the truth
20:29because people might say
20:30that I'm spoon-feeding.
20:33Okay.
20:34So, Amber.
20:36Yes.
20:37For me, my most toxic personality is
20:40that I break up right away.
20:42When we fight,
20:45I break up right away.
20:47Because it's like
20:48I collect all the bad things inside me.
20:50I don't want to feel sad
20:53because I think differently.
20:56I question my worth.
20:58That's why I want to break up right away.
21:00But I try to get rid of it.
21:02Thank you, Amber.
21:03Kim, number two.
21:04For me, when it comes to communication,
21:07because it's hard for me to vocalize
21:10or express myself.
21:11She's vocalizing.
21:13I hope you'll agree with Jaira.
21:15Sugarcoat it.
21:17Straightforward, please.
21:19I mean, sometimes it's hard for me...
21:20What do you mean by vocalize?
21:21That's enough, bro!
21:22Come on, bro!
21:24I'm just asking. I'm trying to be clear.
21:26Oh, no!
21:29What do you mean?
21:30I mean, it's hard for me to express my emotions.
21:33For example,
21:34when I see someone I don't like...
21:36Verbalize.
21:37So, I show it through actions.
21:39I don't say it right away.
21:41So, sometimes you expect me to...
21:44You should know already.
21:45It's like that.
21:47It's funny.
21:48When she's angry, she vocalizes.
21:50How does she do it?
21:51I'm mad at you!
21:55I'm mad at you!
22:00She vocalizes.
22:02So, you don't verbalize?
22:04Yes.
22:05Or do you verbalize when you're angry?
22:07I don't say it.
22:08I don't say it.
22:09You show it.
22:10I don't say it.
22:11I just show it through actions.
22:12Then, she suddenly asks,
22:13Why are you like that?
22:14It's annoying sometimes when I don't say it.
22:17So, Lester.
22:20What answer did you appreciate?
22:22Number three.
22:25Jaira!
22:26You want her to be considerate.
22:28Yes.
22:29She's the sugar coat.
22:30Yes.
22:31It's easy for her to teach.
22:36And she guides you not to go overboard.
22:40Are you a guidance counselor?
22:43Sorry.
22:44When it breaks, it breaks right away.
22:46Yes.
22:47In the second, it's hard.
22:49And in communication,
22:51if it's vocal, I'm a bit sensitive.
22:55Me too.
22:56You repeated the vocal, right?
22:59How can you say you're sensitive?
23:01Don't do that.
23:02Just kidding.
23:04So, it's really number three.
23:05Congratulations, Jaira!
23:08I was able to finish Lester's bet.
23:12But before that,
23:13here are the searches that you didn't choose.
23:15Search number one.
23:16Introduce yourself.
23:22Hi, Lester.
23:25I hope Jaira treats you well.
23:28Thank you. Good luck.
23:29Thank you.
23:31Thank you, Amber.
23:35Kim.
23:38Lester.
23:40Nice to meet you, Jester.
23:42Thank you for your time.
23:43Jaira is kind.
23:44She let me borrow this.
23:47Thank you.
23:48Thank you.
23:49She's so kind.
23:50She let you borrow this.
23:51Thank you so much, Kim.
23:53Lester,
23:54your ex, Nicole, has a message for you.
23:57Nicole.
24:06I just want you to remember Romans 8, verse 18.
24:11The pain that you've been feeling now
24:13can compare to the joy that's coming.
24:15There.
24:16Sorry, thank you,
24:17and good luck, giraffe.
24:20Giraffe?
24:21Giraffe.
24:22Why giraffe?
24:23Giraffe is what I call him.
24:25What is it?
24:26Yes, that's how it is.
24:27She didn't get it right away.
24:29It's like a goat.
24:31What do you call him?
24:33Panda.
24:36We.
24:38If I were you, what would you call me?
24:40Nothing.
24:43Pony.
24:45Pony.
24:46Orange.
24:47I love you.
24:48Lester, what would you say to Nicole?
24:51Sorry, because I gave up right away
24:53and I became selfish in my problems.
24:57I hope you find the right person for you,
25:00the one who will love you,
25:02and the one you love in life.
25:03Thank you.
25:04Thank you.
25:05Nicole,
25:06you painted Gyra.
25:07Maybe you have something to say.
25:09You painted her blue belt.
25:13There, Gyra.
25:14I know you have a good heart.
25:17You're good.
25:18Good luck.
25:20Thank you.
25:21Gyra,
25:22put Lester here.