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00:21Here upon the sun-drenched shores of the Mediterranean Sea lies Monte Carlo, scene of an annual race rally that draws the finest drivers in the world.
00:30Unfortunately, our story begins far away from Monte Carlo, high in the gloom-shrouded Transylvanian Alps.
00:38This is Monte Carlo, also scene of an annual race, the Monte Carlo Monster Rally.
00:45Headlights on your racing car, Tom.
00:48The Monster Rally is held only at midnight during a full moon, Marigold.
00:52Tom-boy, are you sure you want to go through with this race?
00:55Frankly, no, Gertie.
00:56Then why don't you withdraw, Tom?
00:58There's no such word as withdraw in auto racing, Marigold. Besides, there's a penalty for withdrawing.
01:04What is it?
01:05They cut off your leg.
01:06Look, there is Prince Monte Carlo himself.
01:09Who's that with him?
01:11His ex-wife, Sepulchra.
01:13Ex-wife? You mean they're divorced?
01:15No, she died in 1943.
01:19Midnight, start the race.
01:21What a field of contestants we have with us, folks.
01:24Who's the pretty one?
01:26Here's Lobo Fanguzzi, at the wheel of his four-clawed Wolf Ferrari Road Ripper.
01:31Yay!
01:32And apparently still recovering from a bad accident, Fred G. Frankenstein and his Le Monster Special.
01:39Yay!
01:41And there is the defending champion, the renowned auto racer and well-known vampire, Count Lou Gossi,
01:47fueling up his famous red Corpuscle Bloodmobile.
01:50Yay!
01:53Who's the preppy one?
01:55And piloting the Thunderbolt grease slapper, the American challenger and good sport first class, Tom Slick.
02:02Don't be disheartened, Tom. We're rooting for you.
02:05Me too, darling.
02:07There's no such word as disheartened in auto racing, ladies.
02:12Depressed, maybe.
02:14Hey, let's-a go. That moon ain't gonna stay full much-a longer.
02:18Remember, I must be back in the coffin at daybreak.
02:21Very well, my dear. Will you fire the starting gun?
02:25Yes.
02:28Sweetheart, you hit one of the peasants.
02:31So?
02:32Peasant season doesn't open until next week.
02:37And there they go.
02:40Tom Slick and the Thunderbolt grease slapper breaks into an early lead,
02:43followed closely by the Frankenstein Le Monster.
02:46But wait.
02:48Closing first on the Le Monster is Lobo Fangootsy and the Road Ripper.
02:53Now I'm-a gonna use the Fangootsy grill to bite his tires off.
03:01Oh, Gertie, Frankenstein's two rear tires are gone. He is in serious trouble.
03:06Hmm. It looks as if Fangootsy can't get his grill loose.
03:12Hey, watch the mud. Let-a go.
03:15It looks as if the Wolfman has bitten off more than he can chew.
03:21They're both out of the race, Gertie.
03:23Good riddance, I say.
03:25And Tom is still in the lead.
03:27But here comes Count Lugosi and the Red Corpuscle.
03:31Just one more lap to go, Tom.
03:33They are all even. They're neck and neck. Neck and neck.
03:36Please don't say neck. It makes me so hungry.
03:40Now the Thunderbolt grease slapper is pulling away from the Bloodmobile.
03:43Come on, old girl. Let's show them what Yankee ingenuity and know-how can do.
03:48It's no match for Transylvanian cunning.
03:51Come, my little friends. Time to go to work.
03:55Oh, rats. Bats.
03:57I'll wager Count Lugosi is behind this.
04:00Not behind, Yankee milsad. Count Lugosi is in front.
04:05Gertie, the Count cheated.
04:08Tell me something new, honey.
04:10Away, confound you pesky bats.
04:12Hold on, Tom boy. I'm almost finished with my knitting.
04:16What are you knitting, Gertie Growler?
04:18What's it look like? A bat-mitten set. Hang on to me, dearie.
04:27Got them both.
04:28Oh, that is wonderful.
04:31Could you believe it, hon? That's the first time I ever played bat-mitten.
04:35Approaching the finish line. Dirty-guy Count Lugosi is still in the lead.
04:40And it looks bad for the gallant Yankee challenger.
04:42But watch this.
04:44A five-foot rooster has appeared at the finish line.
04:50What a terrible thing to happen.
04:52A rooster crowing.
04:55It must be daybreak.
04:57Ready by time for all the vampires.
05:01The Count's car is stopping.
05:03He's getting out.
05:06Now he's getting in.
05:08He's lying down.
05:10There goes the lid.
05:12And here comes the winner, Tom Slick.
05:18Here is the Monte Carlo Cup, Tom Slick.
05:22Congratulations, sweetheart.
05:24Come along, dearest. Time to feed the cobras.
05:27Oh, very well.
05:30Good heavens.
05:31Think nothing of it.
05:33It's not the first time my wife has lost her head over a pretty face.
05:37Congratulations, Tom.
05:39Marigold, you were the five-foot chicken. I can't believe it.
05:43What?