Pepito Manaloto: Katangian ng totoong tubero! (YouLOL)
Ipinaliwanag ni Patrick (John Feir) kay Pepito (Michael V.) ang magkaibang klase ng tubero na p’wede niyang makuha kapag tinawagan niya ang mga numerong nakapaskil sa poste.
Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 7:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, and Jen Rosendahl. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento
Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 7:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, and Jen Rosendahl. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento
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00:20Pits, are you sure it's all tubero?
00:25Tubero, tubero, tubero, tubero, tubero.
00:28Pits, you know, it's good that I became your friend.
00:31Why?
00:32No matter what, you'll know the secrets of life.
00:38Tubero has secrets? What secrets does he have?
00:41The other tubero over there,
00:43he's serving a different tube.
00:50Wait, is this what you're talking about?
00:52Pits.
00:54Here.
00:56Do you really believe that all of those are tubero?
00:59There's a lot in that post.
01:01It's just one post.
01:03Do you believe that all of those are tubero?
01:05That's what I'm telling you, Pits.
01:08But how will I know if those are real tubero?
01:11Okay, let's try this.
01:14Call him.
01:15Yes.
01:16Ask him to come to your house.
01:17Yes.
01:18Okay.
01:19If a handsome and macho tubero comes in,
01:21that's not tubero.
01:23Do you believe me?
01:24How will I know if those are real tubero or not?
01:28Okay, okay.
01:29This is hard.
01:30Pits, let's not argue.
01:33Okay.
01:34First,
01:35the tubero is not handsome.
01:38You're talking too much.
01:40There are a lot of tubero over there.
01:42How can he not be handsome?
01:44Pits.
01:45Okay, okay, okay.
01:46Let's just use a sample.
01:47Taweng.
01:49Yes, Taweng Tubero.
01:52Is he handsome?
01:54No.
01:57That's what I'm telling you.
02:00Okay, let's go to you.
02:03For example, you're handsome.
02:04Yes.
02:05Because Dennis Trill is handsome.
02:06Ding dong dances.
02:08Will you choose to be a tubero?
02:11No.
02:13No.
02:14Remember,
02:15first,
02:16the tubero is not handsome.
02:17That's right.
02:19But there's a second one.
02:20Yes.
02:21The tubero
02:23is handsome.
02:25Handsome?
02:26Why is the tubero handsome?
02:27Because while he's working,
02:29his hands are getting wet.
02:31His hands are tired.
02:32Yes.
02:33That's why he's handsome.
02:34Remember, the tubero is handsome.
02:36Yes.
02:37But there's a third one.
02:38What is it?
02:39The tubero
02:41has no smell.
02:43No fart.
02:47That's a hard job.
02:48You'll sweat there.
02:49It's impossible that you don't have a fart there.
02:51Pits,
02:52remember,
02:53while he's working,
02:54his hands are getting wet.
02:55His hands are tired.
02:56Especially when there's a tube
02:57and there's a fart.
02:58Yes.
02:59It's like a car wash.
03:01That's why the tubero has no smell.
03:05Huh?
03:06Remember, Pits.
03:08Not handsome.
03:10Farty.
03:12No smell.
03:13Equals
03:14tubero.
03:17He's the first one to get a tubero.
03:20Oh, my.
03:21Pits,
03:22it's good that I became your friend.
03:24Why?
03:25I'll be the first one to get a tubero.
03:27You?
03:28You're not a tubero.
03:31No.
03:32Let's go back to what you said earlier.
03:34Not handsome.
03:38Farty.
03:39There, there.
03:40It's getting wet.
03:41It's getting wet.
03:42Third one.
03:44No, you can't be a tubero.
03:46You're down to the third one.
03:47Huh?
03:50Just a little.
03:52Let's go.
03:53You're the first one to get a tubero.
03:55Just a little.