playing roblox recollection
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00:00Hey guys, Rupert here, um, today we're gonna be playing some fucking epic games here at Recollection, yeah.
00:15It's like 11-11 Make-A-Wish, why do people keep, why do people always say that, you know, like 11-11 Make-A-Wish?
00:28Um, you know what I mean?
00:33Like, uh, at the place I work, people come in and they say like, you know, cause I say the change is 11-11, and they say like 11-11 Make-A-Wish, and I'm like what the fuck does that mean?
00:49Make-A-Wish, Make-A-Wish Foundation, who the fuck is this?
00:57Jones County Baptist Church, it's been, it's been so long since I last seen my son last to this monster, the man behind the slaughter.
01:16Since you've begun, I've not seen my son last to this monster, the man behind the slaughter.
01:29Oh, this game comes with it's, it comes with it's built-in music, so we don't even have to, we don't even have to add music, it's literally doing our job for us.
01:42Forest, Forest, Dollar Genius, yes, oh, fuck yeah, like a moth to the sun, why isn't he even letting us in?
02:01What the fuck?
02:05Miss Suzie Blues Lounge, let's go in here.
02:11Uh, oh yes, alcohol, I love it, I love it, yum yum, give me it, yum yum, slurp it all up.
02:24Pause.
02:25Pause.
02:29Um, oh yeah, let's go to church, we need to go to church.
02:38Fuck, photosensitivity warning, oh, ow, my eyes, also why, why is there like an e-girl and some like fucking Playboy Cardi looking ass, like, what the hell?
03:00I don't like this song, let's skip.
03:02Windows 96 makes good music, you know, like, I know, like, he makes good music.
03:14You know, Deep Swim, fucking classic.
03:20Telepath 2.
03:23Alright, but, come on, let's get some, and Gabriel, that's his alt persona.
03:30He only is my rock and my salvation, he is my defense and my fortress, I shall not be moved.
03:41Palom 626.
03:45Religion is kind of goofy, you know what I mean?
03:51Like, wait, what the fuck?
03:55What the fuck?
03:57Those, wait, those were the people in the room?
04:03Why is he giving me backshots and now he's just casually walking away?
04:08What?
04:11Wait, I thought those were a part of, I'm fucking like tripping out right now, I thought, like, I thought they were a part of the game, like, I thought maybe they were the developers or something and they were just like statues.
04:26And then he came over and gave me NBA backshots.
04:36And this is, like, that one Willy, the one Willy Wonka event that, like, people made memes about and shit.
04:47This must be a new edition, also, this music sucks.
04:51Can we get some good music?
04:53Arca?
04:57Oh, yeah, we all know Arca makes great music.
05:09I actually don't like this song that much.
05:13Okay, it's actually kind of cool, nevermind.
05:23Okay.
05:54God, this is so cool.
05:57This is, like, peak content right now.
06:13Oh, man, I love being drunk, I should get drunk more often, like, I need to have, like, like a cup of whiskey every night, you know?
06:21Because this is, this is actually, this is actually pretty cool, I like it.
06:30You know what I mean? I like it, it's cool.
06:39This is, like, my house.
06:52What?
06:57I don't like this place, it's too sterile.
07:02Ew.
07:03I don't want to think about work, I want to go to, like...
07:08Yeah, get me the fuck out of here, I don't like this.
07:13Oh, here we go.
07:16Look at this.
07:19Hold up, let's get some...
07:22Okay.
07:27This song is a classic.
07:40Fuck yeah.
07:51Fuck yeah.
08:21I'm, like, getting a headache.
08:23I'm, like, getting a headache.
08:25From fucking nodding my head.
08:32Sometimes I wish I was, like, a fucking...
08:41Like, what is...
08:43What is he even saying, he's just...
08:52Oh, this is the ball pit from the...
08:57Tumblr con, y'all remember that?
09:01The fucking jump in the pit.
09:09Why do you live me?
09:16Oh, Boards of Canada? Why did I skip that? We all know Boards of Canada.
09:21Makes good music.
09:25Like, um...
09:27Like, Beware the Friendly Stranger, that's, like, the song that they use in...
09:32Salad Fingers, you know, and that's from Boards of Canada.
09:40They really don't have many songs on here.
09:42I'm probably just gonna mute this and then just put my own music in the background.
09:47And by own music, I just mean Limerence.
09:52Y'all...
09:53Oh, hey.
09:59Wait, an actual person.
10:05This guy's Roblox noob.
10:10Alright, I don't know what to say now.
10:13Skibity.
10:27Guys, I'm really bad at, uh...
10:31Oh shit, he's following me.
10:43I'm really bad at, like, talking to people, you know?
10:48It's just, like...
10:51I wish we could, like...
10:57Also, why is anyone playing this game at, like, fucking 11.23pm?
11:05Why you follow me?
11:12Why?
11:19IDK.
11:26Bro, all the people playing this game are probably, like, fucking, like, 13, dude.
11:31Why? Why do I play...
11:33Why do I play this children's game?
11:35Let's get the fuck off Roblox.
11:38Let's start drawing.
11:43Okay.
11:46Any more water?
11:59Okay, just censor, censor all of that.
12:03Yeah, you guys don't need to see that.
12:12Okay.
12:16Let's draw some... some goofy pixel art, you know?
12:34I can't even fucking keep my hands straight.
12:42Okay.
13:13Hmm, this is me.
13:15I'm like...
13:17A fucking, like, bunny, you know?
13:22I'm actually very ugly.
13:24This is how I look in real life.
13:26Let me do, like, a...
13:29Do, like, a...
13:34Let me do a self-portrait real quick.
13:36Gotta... gotta draw the nose.
13:43Our nose isn't that big, come on.
13:51I don't even know how to fucking draw, like, humans.
13:58I don't like this part.
14:12Okay.
14:29Yeah, we try and act like this, like, cute, like, furry femboy, but, like...
14:36Realistically, like, we got some...
14:40And then let's add some chin hair, too.
14:45Yeah, this is... this is, like, this is... this is how we actually are, you know?
14:50It's like...
14:51That, like, Discord mod, how they have, like, an anime boy profile picture, and then in real life they just have, like, a weird beard.
15:01And they're, like, just fucking out of shape and shit.
15:04Like, this is... this is, like, a more...
15:07And we have, like, a really thick neck, too.
15:13So, and then this will be our shirt.
15:18Like, this... this is a more... more accurate representation.
15:24I don't fucking like this part.
15:34Here we go.
15:36Okay.
15:41This is... this is my self-portrait, you know?
15:45And, you know, we do have some eyelashes, so...
15:49Here we go, yeah, this is...
15:52This is us in... in real life, you know what I mean?
16:01Oh my god.
16:07Epic.
16:13Art, yeah, epic, cool.
16:21There we go.
16:22This is our masterpiece, you know?
16:29Mmm, I'm so fucking drunk right now.
16:36Oh god.