Cbeebies Justin's House Pie Cam 2x25...mp4
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00:30Generic drum track, my name is Robert, I love to dust, dust, dust, dust in the house of
00:41Just Worth Up.
00:42Oh, hello there little monster, what did you think of my dusting rap?
00:47Cheeky, I've made it up for all of our guests the next time they come to visit, I think
00:51they're going to like it.
00:52Hang on, what are you up to?
00:53No, no, no, no, you don't, you know the rules, no messy things in my workshop, this is the
00:59one place that I can come to avoid the mess of Justin's house.
01:03Oh, Robert!
01:06Hi Robert, good to see you.
01:09Hello.
01:10I was just wondering if I could eat my extra small bowl of munchy crunchy flakes in here.
01:14Well, as long as you don't make any mess, sir.
01:17Oh no, I won't, Robert.
01:19Oh, hi little monster, how are you?
01:23Oh, too messy for my workshop.
01:27Sorry, Robert.
01:29Who's at the door?
01:31Who's at the door?
01:33Someone better answer it.
01:35Robert, get the door.
01:36Well, can't you get it, sir?
01:37I'm afraid I'm going to be busy putting my workshop to the way it should be, a haven
01:41of peace and tidiness.
01:43Yes, I suppose I did spill the odd flake or two.
01:46Yes, one or two, yes.
01:47All right, I'll go and get it, this time.
01:52Look at that.
01:58Oh, hi you two.
01:59Look at all of this post.
02:01Well, who's it all from?
02:03Oh, I don't know.
02:04Shall we read one of the letters?
02:05Oh, here's one.
02:06Right.
02:08It says here, Dear Justin, Robert and Little Monster,
02:12So many funny things have happened in your house.
02:15I'd love to see some of them again.
02:17Lots of love from Ida Down and Neil Down.
02:20Oh, very good.
02:22Well, it looks like Little Monster thinks it's a good idea.
02:24But how are we going to see all of those funny things again?
02:28Ah, not the pie, Little Monster.
02:31It's too messy.
02:32What?
02:34You've invented a pie cam and you've recorded everything in Justin's house on it.
02:39Well, I have to say I'm impressed.
02:41I thought I was the only inventor in this house.
02:44Well, I suppose if we could connect the pie cam to the screen,
02:49we could see what's been recorded on it now.
02:51Where are me tools?
02:52Ah, right.
02:53Let me see.
02:54Oh, I get it, Little Monster, right.
02:58All right.
03:00Yes, I think inventor Little Monster is one step ahead of you, Robert.
03:05All right, then.
03:06Well, we just need to make the pie play back the footage.
03:09So if I turn it to 482 megahertz,
03:12I can probably touch it.
03:14Oh, we could do that.
03:16Well done, Little Monster.
03:18Yeah, all right.
03:21Let's see you bopping up and down.
03:24Yeah.
03:26Here we go.
03:27Justin House.
03:28The place you want to play in.
03:30Justin House.
03:31You're my special guest today.
03:33Justin House.
03:34It's the place you want to play in.
03:36Everybody's welcome here.
03:37Justin House.
03:39And there's Robert, the robot, and Little Monster, too.
03:42And someone else.
03:44We think you know who.
03:45He's funny outside.
03:46He has a smile on his face.
03:48He's Justin.
03:51Yay.
03:52And this is my place.
03:53Sing along, everyone.
03:54Here we go.
03:55Let's hear you.
03:56Justin House.
03:57It's the place you want to play in.
03:59Justin House.
04:00You're my special guest today.
04:02Justin House.
04:03It's the place you want to stay in.
04:05Everybody's welcome here in Justin House.
04:08We sit here and dance here.
04:10Play silly games, too.
04:11But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you.
04:14You're funny and sunny with a smile on my face.
04:17You're brilliant.
04:20You really are.
04:22Sing along, everyone.
04:24Here we go.
04:25Justin House.
04:26It's the place you want to play in.
04:28Justin House.
04:29You're my special guest today.
04:31Justin House.
04:32It's the place you want to stay in.
04:34Everybody's welcome here in Justin House.
04:36One more time.
04:37No, I think they want to, sir.
04:39Justin House.
04:40It's the place you want to play in.
04:42Justin House.
04:43You're my special guest today.
04:45Justin House.
04:46It's the place you want to stay in.
04:48Everybody's welcome here in Justin House.
04:51Everybody's welcome here in Justin's Justin House.
04:58Yay!
04:59Aw, wasn't that lovely?
05:01Yes.
05:02We got to sing the Justin's House song again.
05:04I must say, little monster, it really is very good.
05:06A much tidier use for a custard pie than usual.
05:08Yeah, all right, Robert.
05:10What is it, little monster?
05:12Oh, you want to read another letter?
05:14OK.
05:15Right, let's see what's in this one.
05:17Oh!
05:18You took the paint off.
05:20Oh, dearie me.
05:22Right, this one says,
05:24Dear Dusbin.
05:25Dusbin?
05:27Oh, I'm sure that they mean Justin.
05:30I wouldn't be too sure.
05:32Anyway, it says,
05:33Please, please, please,
05:35Could you and...
05:37Rabbit the robot.
05:39Rabbit the robot?
05:41Going, going, going.
05:43Yeah, all right.
05:45It says, and of course,
05:47The wonderfully funny little monster.
05:50Hmm.
05:52Could you show us some more funny moments from Dusbin's house?
05:57Best wishes, Russell Sprout.
06:00Russell Sprout?
06:02Well, I suppose we could...
06:04Ooh, I guess that answers it.
06:06I've got one!
06:08Ooh!
06:10Hang on a minute, I'll try to...
06:12Try it the other way round, sir.
06:15OK, this way, that's better.
06:17I'll just go...
06:19Hang on a minute.
06:21I'll just climb under here.
06:23Wait a second, there you go.
06:27Let me help you, sir.
06:29Coming through, coming through.
06:32Oh, I don't believe it.
06:34I mean, where's he gone now?
06:38Right, OK, let's give it a good pull after three.
06:41No, no, Robert, we're all right.
06:43Will you help us count to three, everyone?
06:47OK, I'll just do some warming up.
06:49Right, here we go. Ready, everyone?
06:51OK, one, two, three.
06:55Here we go.
06:57Oh!
06:59Oh!
07:01Robert!
07:03Look, could you take this ladder?
07:05Right, thank you, sir.
07:07Right, now, can you help me up?
07:09Look, hold on to this for a minute.
07:11I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry.
07:13Really? Now, you go and get the paint.
07:15All right.
07:17Really?
07:19Now, what do I need?
07:21Remember to...
07:23Oh, yes, I need to go and get some brushes.
07:25Ooh!
07:27Robert, what are you doing?
07:29There's no time to mess around, is there, everyone?
07:33We have got some painting...
07:35Whoa!
07:37Are you sure that ladder's safe, sir?
07:39I mean, it does look a little...
07:41Um...
07:43Yes, this ladder's safe, isn't it, everyone?
07:47Yes, I made it this morning in your workshop.
07:49Thanks, Dave.
07:51Now, I'm going to climb up the top,
07:53and then we can get on with the paint...
07:55Oh, well,
07:57I have to hand it to Mr Chewking.
07:59That was funny, sir.
08:01It was, it was.
08:03I mean, especially when you broke the ladder.
08:05All right, yes, OK, Robert, I remember.
08:07What's that? Another letter, Little Monster?
08:09All right, we've got time for another one.
08:11Here we go. Oh, Robert, look at this one.
08:13Ooh, hang on a minute.
08:15This one's for you, Little Monster.
08:17What does it say?
08:19Well, it says,
08:21Dear the great and famous Little Monster,
08:23What?
08:25You are so brilliant.
08:27They really should call it Little Monster's House.
08:29Ooh, actually, that does have a ring to it.
08:31Hang on. Wait a second.
08:33It says,
08:35The most brilliant thing you do
08:37is get Justin really, really,
08:39really, really,
08:41really, really messy.
08:43I would love to see
08:45Justin getting messy again.
08:47Yours truly, Cliff Face.
08:49Cliff Face?
08:51Yes.
08:53Well, sir, I'm not sure seeing you getting really messy is...
08:55Oh, no.
08:57Too late.
08:59Robert, look, what's at the door?
09:01It is a scrumdiddlyumptious
09:03birthday cake.
09:05Be very careful with it, sir, because we have to decorate it.
09:07We need to write
09:09Happy Birthday on it.
09:11Of course, and how do we write that, everyone?
09:13What do we use?
09:15Of course, we need some
09:17curly, curly icing.
09:19Are you sure about this, sir?
09:21Yes, I can do it, can't I, everyone?
09:23Yes!
09:25Don't you remember on your birthday
09:27you spelt your own name wrong and for a whole day
09:29we thought we lived in Dusbin's house.
09:31I'm not called Dusbin, am I?
09:33Yes!
09:35I'll get it right this time.
09:37Icing bag, please.
09:39Here you are, sir, icing bag.
09:41Ah, yes, there it is. It's a bit heavy, isn't it?
09:43Right, okay.
09:45Right, stand back, everyone. I am a professional, Robert.
09:47All right, sir, all right.
09:49I'm now going to ice the cake.
09:51Here we go.
09:57Um, that's all right, sir.
09:59That's all right. I have another one.
10:01I have another one. Here we are.
10:03Sorry about that, everyone. It must have been faulty.
10:05I don't know how that happened, sir.
10:07Right, here we go.
10:09Right, I'm going to draw Happy Birthday
10:11in a lovely big face.
10:13All right, yes. Here we go.
10:15One, two, three. I'll just...
10:19Have you got any more ice?
10:21Yes, I have a third one here, sir.
10:23I promise. This is guaranteed.
10:25Right, I'm going to...
10:27Hang on a minute. I'm not going to make the same mistake.
10:29I'll turn it around
10:31this way.
10:33Right, here we go.
10:35One, two, three.
10:43I didn't see that coming.
10:45Really, I didn't.
10:47Robert, what are we going to do?
10:49Well, I have one other serpent.
10:51Oh, look, it's green. That's perfect, isn't it?
10:53Oh, just like Little Monster, isn't it, everyone?
10:55Yes.
10:57All right, let's give this a go.
10:59Ready? Here we go.
11:03There we go, everyone.
11:05How about that?
11:09That is perfect
11:11for Little Monster's birthday party!
11:19Oh!
11:21Oh, the cake is ruined.
11:23Now, now, don't worry, Little Monster.
11:25Oh, I know. How many balloons have you blown up?
11:27Have you blown them all up yet?
11:29No? No? All right.
11:31Well, why don't you go and do that, and we'll take care of this.
11:33I promise it'll be fine, Little Monster.
11:35I promise it'll be fine.
11:37Oh, dear, sir, what are we going to do?
11:39Little Monster! Ta-da!
11:41Amazing!
11:43Everybody with the green fur
11:45and the bow and the eyes and the smile,
11:47who does it look like?
11:49That's right!
11:51You have single-handedly
11:53saved Little Monster's
11:55birthday party!
12:03Oh, Robert!
12:05Oh, Clifford,
12:07good choice, good choice.
12:09Do you know what, sir?
12:11It is very funny when you
12:13get messy. Yes,
12:15but how come it's always me
12:17that gets messy, you two, eh?
12:19Oh, um, I...
12:21Oh, look at that, sir. Look, another letter.
12:23Well, let's have a look here.
12:25Um...
12:27What does it say? It says,
12:29Dear everyone at Justin's house...
12:31Ooh, that's us!
12:33Um, I enjoy watching you all
12:35so much that I wish I could
12:37go back in time and watch you all
12:39over again. Um, your good
12:41friend, Dinosaur.
12:43Dinosaur?
12:45Go back in time?
12:47Do you know what, though? It does
12:49remind me of the time when we all went
12:51back in time!
12:53Set the
12:55coordinates. There we are.
12:57Right, and then I'll
12:59check the duct capacitor. Here we go.
13:01Oh, we're off, everyone!
13:03Here we go!
13:05Here we go, sing along!
13:07Oh, back in time, back in time,
13:09back in time, back in time,
13:11back in time, back in time,
13:13back in time, back in time...
13:15I think we're coming into land.
13:17Everyone...
13:19Oh, we've landed.
13:21Oh.
13:23Is everyone okay?
13:25Yes. Oh, well.
13:27Sir, I am so excited to meet
13:29Justinardo De Stinky. Yes. I mean, just think
13:31of all the wonderful ye olde inventing secrets
13:33he could share with us. I know, I know,
13:35but listen, it's a bit messy in Justin's
13:37house. I'll tell you what, I'll go and see if I can
13:39find a broom and we can clean up before
13:41Justinardo De Stinky arrives.
13:43Well, hang on, sir. I mean, that's
13:45very kind of you, but I mean, you don't
13:47want to miss your Uncle Justinardo!
13:49But, sir!
13:51Oh, Roberto!
13:53Hang on, Justin,
13:55weren't you just in...
13:57Wait a minute!
13:59It's Justinardo De Stinky,
14:01everybody, say hello.
14:03Hello, hello, hello!
14:05Oh, dear!
14:07You really are stinky!
14:09I've got a fantastic
14:11invention to show you.
14:13Oh, really, sir?
14:15Is it a wonderful machine that sucks up dust
14:17or an automatic plate stacker?
14:19No, it's a lot more fun than that. It's a custard pie flying machine.
14:25Ta-da!
14:27Of course it is.
14:29Yes, yes. Who wants to see my custard pie flying machine?
14:33See, they all do.
14:35Are you sure about this, sir? It sounds very messy.
14:37Right then, here it is. Aha!
14:40Oh.
14:42Right, what happens is you pull the lever down here like so
14:46and the custard pie flies high into the sky.
14:49Do you want to see it work?
14:51No, no!
14:53Right then, here we go.
14:55Ah!
14:57Oh, hang on a minute, Robert. It's not working properly.
15:01Can you give me a hand, please?
15:03Well, all right, sir. Anything to aid science.
15:05I'll make a few adjustments here.
15:07If I just pull down like that...
15:10CHEERING
15:14Oh, look at that! What was that?
15:16A letter has fallen out of the post bag and onto the floor.
15:19Perhaps we should read this one next, sir.
15:21All right. Off you go, Robert.
15:23Let's have a look.
15:25Oh, that's very neat and educated handwriting, sir.
15:29Dear Robert the Robot,
15:31you are so talented and clever and a brilliant inventor.
15:34They really should call it Robert's House.
15:37I mean, you know, it does have a ring to it...
15:39Leave me that letter!
15:41Oh, what does it say here?
15:43Blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah, Robert should be king.
15:46Blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah, should be Robert the Movie.
15:48Blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah, should make a statue in the town hall.
15:51Blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah, Justin needs a bath.
15:53Hang on a minute! It says here,
15:55why, oh, why, oh, why are things always so messy
15:59when Justin is around,
16:01even when he's trying to be tidy?
16:05Humble servant, Jobbert.
16:07Yes, yes, good question, Jobbert.
16:09Right, little monster,
16:11now, this can only go one way,
16:13and that's my way, OK?
16:15So I'm going to give you a bath, stay still,
16:17and I'll just...
16:19Oh! She's gone! Where is she?
16:21Has anyone seen her?
16:23Right, little monster, quick!
16:25Come here, I'll give you a bath!
16:27Ow, ow!
16:29I don't believe it! Where is she?
16:31Have you seen her? Where?
16:33Oh, she's over there.
16:35Right, OK, I'll get her.
16:37Little monster, come here!
16:41Oh! Where is she?
16:43Have you seen her?
16:45Oh, right, OK, here we are.
16:47It's bath time! Come here, you little...
16:53Right, that's it.
16:55Little monster. OK, quiet, everyone.
16:57I've only got one chance at this.
16:59Right, here we go, after three.
17:01One, two...
17:03How's it going in here, sir?
17:07Oh, you're all very good.
17:09Very good.
17:13Robert! Yes, sir?
17:15There seems to be another letter from the mailbag.
17:17Really?
17:19Yes. Shall we read it?
17:21All right.
17:23Oh, it's for me. Justin.
17:25It's got very scruffy handwriting, sir.
17:27Well, no, you'll find that people
17:29with handwriting like this are usually
17:31very creative and talented.
17:33Shall we read on?
17:35You can try, sir.
17:37Right, it says,
17:39Dear Justin the Great,
17:41you are the funniest,
17:43most handsome,
17:45tidiest person
17:47in Justin Town.
17:49Well, I mean, really, you shouldn't.
17:51No, they really shouldn't give you that here.
17:53Now, yada, yada, yada,
17:55voice of an angel, yada, yada, yada,
17:57brighter than the sun,
17:59yada, yada, quite clearly in possession
18:01of superpowers.
18:03Yes, now,
18:05I couldn't help but notice that it always
18:07seems to be you that gets messy,
18:09Justin.
18:11How come with all the custard pies flying
18:13all over the place, Robert
18:15never seems to get pied?
18:17Your good friend, and there's a J
18:19crossed out here, Rustin.
18:21Well, I do think that,
18:23what was his name?
18:25Rustin has got a good point.
18:27In fact, I can only remember
18:29one time
18:31when you
18:33got pied.
18:35Ah, well, no, I'll be... Ah, little monster, don't you dare!
18:37I don't think anybody needs to see the time that I got...
18:39Splatted!
18:43All right, everybody.
18:45We're going to snooze now.
18:47When you're dozy,
18:49and oh, so cozy,
18:51you start to snore.
18:53Snore, snore,
18:55snore, snore.
18:59There's a land to explore.
19:01Come on, everybody! Here we go!
19:03The land of dreams,
19:05nothing seems
19:07quite the same when you snooze.
19:09What you see
19:11and what you do, you choose!
19:13Yeah!
19:15Little monster
19:17speared a boat,
19:19and Justin nearly got soaked.
19:21I did!
19:23In your dreams, what you see
19:25is really up to you.
19:27Catch a star, make a wish,
19:29your dreams can come true.
19:33Here we go, back to dreamland.
19:35When you're dozy,
19:37and oh,
19:39so cozy,
19:41you start to snore.
19:43Snore, snore,
19:45snore, snore.
19:47There's a land to explore.
19:49Come on, everyone! Here we go!
19:51The land of dreams,
19:53nothing seems
19:55quite the same when you snooze.
19:57What you see
19:59and what you do, you choose!
20:01Yeah!
20:03Golden duster
20:05plucked from trees,
20:07a tiny Justin, if you please.
20:09It's tiny!
20:11In your dreams, what you see
20:13is really up to you.
20:15I caught a star,
20:17made a wish,
20:19my dream just came true.
20:21Here we go,
20:23back to dreamland.
20:25When you're dozy,
20:27and oh,
20:29so cozy,
20:31you start to snore.
20:33Snore, snore,
20:35snore.
20:37There's a land
20:39to explore.
20:41Come on, everyone!
20:43The land of dreams,
20:45nothing seems quite the same
20:47when you snooze.
20:49What you see
20:51and what you do, you choose!
20:53Hey, I know!
20:55Custard pies all over the place.
20:57Rubber gates splattered
20:59in the face.
21:01In your dreams,
21:03nothing seems quite the same
21:05when you snooze.
21:07I caught a star, made a wish,
21:09your dreams can come true.
21:12Hang on a minute.
21:14I've remembered the funny part
21:16of my dream.
21:18For once,
21:20it was Robert that got messy
21:22and not me.
21:24Wasn't it, everyone?
21:26Are you sure, Sammy?
21:28It doesn't really sound that funny.
21:30Do you think it would be really funny
21:32if Robert got messy?
21:34Are you sure?
21:37Robert!
21:39We've got a custard pie for you.
21:41Oh, sir.
21:43And you'd like to make my dream come true,
21:45wouldn't you?
21:47Well, I...
21:49All right.
21:51Oh, thank you, Robert.
21:53Hand it over, sir.
21:55Do you know what? No, no, no.
21:57You're our best friend, Robert.
21:59We've got a bigger pie for you.
22:01What?
22:03Here it is.
22:05Right, let's ask our friend, shall I?
22:09I can't hear them, Robert.
22:11Shall I?
22:14Let's count to three.
22:16One, two, three.
22:18Robert!
22:28A big cheer for Robert!
22:30Robert!
22:34Robert!
22:36Oh, that was funny.
22:38What would you say?
22:40Dot my diodes.
22:42I'll dot your diodes.
22:44It was funny, though.
22:46Yes, all right, it was funny.
22:48Actually, no, do you know what the really funny thing is?
22:50Apart from the letters that were quite clearly written by you and me...
22:53Well, yes, all right.
22:55..all of the other letters had the same handwriting.
22:57Yes, that is strange.
22:59If I'm not mistaken, I would say the other letters were written by...
23:03..Little Monster!
23:06Oh!
23:08All right, your letters were very funny, Little Monster.
23:11Yes.
23:13But I'll tell you what, even more impressive was your pie cam.
23:16Wow! I mean, really good invention, wouldn't you say?
23:18It was, and isn't it funny, sir?
23:20I mean, it looks like a genuine custard...
23:25..pie!
23:27Oh!
23:29Well, I think it's time to go, don't you, Robert?
23:32I think we should, yes.
23:34All right, well, thanks for joining us, everyone.
23:36And we'll definitely see you next time...
23:39..in...
23:41..Justin's House!
23:43Bye-bye!
23:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE