Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep 1-4 ENG SUB
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00:00I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it, but I'm going to try.
00:30If I don't put it on, I'm going to get struck by lightning.
00:42What are you doing?
00:45I can't do that!
00:56Where am I?
00:57Where am I?
00:59Welcome to the Keyboard Space.
01:05What is this?
01:12Oh, no!
01:14Keyboard Locking Successful.
01:17Use the function to unlock.
01:21How do I unlock it?
01:24Collect 12 unknown keys.
01:28Enter the F1 to F12 slots.
01:32Each key will trigger a corresponding function and task.
01:36Advanced.
01:38If the task fails, the host will die forever.
01:42Good luck, Keyboard Hero.
01:49Wait, wait, wait.
01:50Sir, your teaching is too perfunctory.
01:53I don't know where I am.
01:59The Great Qing Dynasty was struck by lightning.
02:02What sin did I commit?
02:05Isn't this the Chu's son-in-law?
02:09I remember he got married yesterday.
02:14It's a pity that Miss Chu, the most beautiful woman in Mingyue City,
02:17is getting old.
02:21According to my observation,
02:23she was struck by lightning.
02:26Let's kill her.
02:28Wait!
02:30I think I need to save her.
02:34It's a trap!
02:36Run!
02:43Hey, bro, do you need my 120?
02:48You!
02:54Am I crossing the moon?
02:59Zuo An, what are you doing?
03:04Oh my god!
03:18Miss,
03:20I have a cat that can turn over roots.
03:23I want to invite you to have a look.
03:27Is he out of his mind?
03:30Zuo An, you don't remember it's just a few hours.
03:34I'm your wife.
03:48God bless me!
03:51I've been a good man all my life.
03:55I deserve it.
03:58Is this me in this world?
04:01This is too old-fashioned.
04:04Do you have to be so tragic?
04:08Where's my wife?
04:11Miss Chu is so beautiful.
04:14I want to have a look.
04:15Hey!
04:17Why are you looking at my wife?
04:19Honey, wait for me.
04:24Stop!
04:26Have you forgotten who you are?
04:28You're so rude.
04:30Get out of my way.
04:34How can she deserve Miss Chu?
04:38Look at her cowardly face in front of her maid.
04:41The flower is stuck on the cow dung.
04:44It's disgusting.
04:46I'm so miserable in this world.
04:52Miss, your dress has a hole.
05:01You liar!
05:03Miss, your dress has a hole.
05:11You liar!
05:15Honey.
05:18Zuo An.
05:20I can't see it.
05:22How can you do this?
05:25Forget it, Xueer.
05:28You're so rude.
05:29How can you do this?
05:30Forget it, Xueer.
05:32She's crying.
05:34Let her stay here.
05:36She's hurt after all.
05:41What did you see just now?
05:44I didn't see anything.
05:46But honey,
05:48why did you choose me as your son-in-law to marry me?
05:52Don't you know why I chose you?
05:56Isn't it because of our sweet love?
06:00I chose you because...
06:04I can't do it.
06:07Why does God treat me like this?
06:11What's wrong with this silly boy?
06:14He likes to go to Miss Chu's room.
06:16He got retribution.
06:17He was struck by lightning.
06:18He was struck by lightning.
06:24It's a pity that Zuo An is so young.
06:28It's a pity that he has such a handsome face.
06:33It's a pity that my wife is so beautiful.
06:38And you're the cause of all this.
06:41It's all because of you.
06:43I can't do it.
06:47That's all for now.
06:52I'll grow up with my brothers in the next life.
06:56We'll fight together.
06:59Wait.
07:08Can you be more professional?
07:10Why are you so low?
07:11Do you want to kill yourself?
07:14Who are you?
07:15Who let you in?
07:17I'm just a flower farmer in the house.
07:20I'm here to tell you
07:22that you're just under a special ban today.
07:26It's not impossible.
07:30Thank you for your hard work.
07:31Let's sit and rest.
07:33Please.
07:35The first way to break the ban
07:39is to use the rare treasure.
07:42But you don't have to consider it.
07:48Is there any other way?
07:51The second way is to get the Grandmaster Mirror
07:56and break the ban with your own ability.
07:59Grandmaster?
08:00What kind of mirror is it?
08:01Is it a demon?
08:02You don't even know that?
08:05Cultivators are of the same level as the heaven and the earth.
08:08The first level.
08:10Then, by training the skin, flesh, bone,
08:14marrow, internal organs, blood,
08:16and accumulating vitality,
08:18they gradually increase from level 2 to level 8.
08:21Level 9 controls the power of the heaven and the earth.
08:24The Grandmaster Mirror starts to break the soul
08:27by the God and the heaven and the earth.
08:29When the God is out of power, it becomes the Grandmaster.
08:32When the God is in power, life and death are in his hands.
08:37Life and death are in his hands?
08:39This world can really be cultivated.
08:41I can go to the heaven and the earth.
08:43On the other hand,
08:44it is said that the God is too weak to live forever.
08:50How long does it take for me to cultivate to the Grandmaster?
08:52With your ability,
08:54it can't be more than ten lifetimes.
08:57Why am I so unlucky?
09:02I happen to have a set of strange martial arts
09:05that suits you very well.
09:08What's so strange about it?
09:10Ordinary people cultivate
09:12by absorbing the vitality of the heaven and the earth.
09:15And you have such a poor quality.
09:17Of course, you can't do it.
09:19But my martial arts
09:21is different from the traditional method.
09:23It relies on the friction between the body and the body.
09:26It can't be fully controlled by the process of cultivation.
09:28By beating and injuring,
09:29you can change a series of combinations
09:31and increase your cultivation.
09:32Accurately aim at the point where your quality is poor
09:34until you reach the blue sea of ​​Zong Shi Jing in the subdivision field
09:37and complete the close layout.
09:40Have you ever worked on the Internet?
09:43I'm late today.
09:46I don't understand your martial arts.
09:49To put it bluntly, it's beating.
09:52The heavier you beat, the easier it is to break through.
09:54This martial art is too bad.
09:56I'm about to die.
09:58I hope this set of martial arts will be passed on to you.
10:00Don't ignore it.
10:02May I ask your name?
10:04You can call me Old Man Mi.
10:08Thank you, senior.
10:23Detected the secret point of Qishan, Phoenix Leaf Platinum.
10:27Do you want to activate the keyboard?
10:48Please wait in the fusion point.
10:52Please wait in the fusion point.
11:15Obtained the first secret skill.
11:17Activate Angry System.
11:19You can unlock part of the lucky draw function
11:21To infuriate others and collect anger value
11:23It can be used for lucky draw and shopping
11:26If anger value is not enough
11:28The host may die
11:30Is this the protagonist's experience?
11:32You don't need to find the book
11:33Just come to the sky
11:35This is really
11:36Too cool
11:38Open keyboard function for the first time
11:40Free lucky draw three times
11:42The probability of winning the prize is increased by three chances
11:45Do you start lucky draw?
11:49The idea of seducing guests is a little familiar
11:54But now I feel that I am very angry
12:10Let me welcome a knife
12:12999 mountain village
12:19Do you enter the next lucky draw?
12:27I don't believe it
12:45Congratulations on winning the happy bubble ball
12:47What?
12:56What is this?
13:00Reduce pain, lock blood
13:04It looks like a life-saving prop
13:07What does lucky draw have to do with function?
13:09Why should I let others attack now?
13:11Can't you be strict?
13:17One more time
13:29Congratulations on winning the knife
13:33Not bad
13:35This is a good place to hide
13:37One kill
13:38It is a must-have item for old six
13:40Please get the anger value today as soon as possible
13:42Today is really full of harvest
13:56The sweet dog is coming
13:58The sweet dog is coming
14:00Run fast
14:02Be careful
14:06Sweet dog?
14:08Sweet dog?
14:10Help me
14:26Wild tiger dog
14:29Miss
14:36Bad dog
14:39Come back
14:45Fortunately, the dogs here are no different from those on the earth
14:58Little dog
15:00Everything will only hurt you
15:04Go away
15:06What did you do to my sweet dog?
15:14You killed my sweet dog
15:16It's terrible
15:18It's terrible
15:20I will kill you
15:22I will kill you
15:24I will kill you
15:26It's better to die than to live
15:34Little girl is really cruel
15:38This experience value is quite fast
15:42Are you stupid?
15:44This is the whip of sorrow that my sister is afraid of me being bullied
15:46This is the whip of sorrow that my sister is afraid of me being bullied
15:48It can magnify the pain ten times
15:50It can magnify the pain ten times
15:52Catch me again
15:56Listen to me
15:58What else do you want to say?
16:00I apply for a private meeting
16:02What is a private meeting?
16:04Private meeting is
16:06Private meeting is
16:08No
16:10Our private communication has reached the end of the world
16:12Our private communication has reached the end of the world
16:14What do you want to do?
16:16Let's make a bet
16:18If I can hit you ten times without pain
16:20The sweet dog thing and the matter of me entering your house
16:22The sweet dog thing and the matter of me entering your house
16:24The bet is off
16:26You want to cut me ten times?
16:28You want to cut me ten times?
16:30You say bet or not
16:32No anger value
16:34It seems that the strength is not enough
16:36It seems that the strength is not enough
16:38Wait
16:40I said the wrong condition
16:42Say it again
16:44Say it again
16:46If I win
16:48You have to call me brother-in-law
16:50You have to call me brother-in-law
16:52You
16:54That's more like it
16:56That's more like it
16:58If you lose
17:00I want you to kneel down
17:02Apologize to me
17:04It's a deal
17:06Ready go
17:08Go to hell
17:16What's wrong?
17:18I'm not ready yet
17:20Let me drink some water first
17:22I'll torture you later
17:26How do you use this thing?
17:28How do you use this thing?
17:30Are you going to wipe there?
17:32Are you going to wipe there?
17:34This thing can only be used five times
17:36This thing can only be used five times
17:38This keyboard is really good
17:40Are you drinking water or going out of the palace?
17:42Are you drinking water or going out of the palace?
17:44Come on
17:46Just avoid my handsome face
17:48This is your sister's favorite
17:50Don't break it
17:52Don't beat it
17:54Get ready to beg for mercy
17:58Don't hit my face
18:04Don't break it
18:06Don't break it
18:08Are you okay?
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