After an embarrassing accident knocks a woman on her ass, her absentee father decides this is a good time to visit, comm | dG1fZjVobFZ1Z250eEE
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00:00Are you sure you don't want a handy before your big trip?
00:20Oh god.
00:21Yeah, I'll do one.
00:22I can do one.
00:23Lev is here.
00:25Why do you buy a house in a neighborhood with so many dogs?
00:28Does Ben Fodder have Facebook?
00:30I don't like Nancy Pelosi.
00:32Carl Ives.
00:34Look what you did to yourself.
00:35No, dad, please, I smell like ass.
00:37Yes, but you're my ass.
00:39Don't think about your broken wife that you're leaving behind.
00:41Don't kill your dad.
00:42Kiss it.
00:43Goodbye.
00:44Thank you so much.
00:45Bye.
00:46You just have to keep me company and roll me to the bathroom.
00:47I'll be back.
00:48Hey, injured!
00:49Pop on!
00:50I have to pee.
00:51Tell me exactly how long you plan on being here so I can make plans.
00:52Oh my god, Bob, I will literally throw up.
00:53You're a retired jeweler.
00:54What business could you possibly have?
00:55A lot.
00:56Papa!
00:57But where did you get the selotka?
00:58Sergei told me to go to Westside.
00:59Who's Sergei?
01:00Limo driver.
01:01Why do you know a limo driver named Sergei?
01:02You're annoying me.
01:03I'm annoying myself.
01:04Sergei.
01:05Sergei.
01:06Sergei.
01:07Sergei.
01:08Sergei.
01:09Sergei.
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01:12Sergei.
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01:14Sergei.
01:15Sergei.
01:16Sergei.
01:17Sergei.
01:18Sergei.
01:20Why is he here?
01:24Okay.
01:25Siri, call papa.
01:27Okay, calling pizza hut.
01:29Nope nope.
01:30See how she speaks to me.
01:31I'm the best of the best.
01:34I think it's best of the best.
01:35That's very disrespectful.
01:36Ah, yes.
01:37Papa!
01:39You know these things are dangerous.
01:41There are no basic human rights in this place.
01:43And a person has an unchecked power.
01:45You'll be fine with your LGBT.
01:47Papa!
01:49Help me!
01:58You're so cynical.
01:59Oh, look who's talking.
02:05Hey, Pop.
02:06Hey.
02:07I'm really happy.
02:08Oh, I'll be right back.
02:10Wait, can you not leave for five minutes?
02:17Papa!
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