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00:00Charity money?
00:30From your own family?
00:31Oh, how wild, eh?
00:33I mean, I know you never met Lola, but...
00:36Sammy's gimped.
00:37Yep.
00:38Yeah, we go through so much milk back at the flower.
00:41It's cheaper to buy a cow.
00:43Morning, folks.
00:45Anybody seen my Billy?
00:47His stall's not set up.
00:51Hoping we can find out about this missing money.
00:55Pulled his nasty rumours to bed, eh?
00:59Where's Billy?
01:01He's in the Vic.
01:04Much obliged.
01:08Can you believe that?
01:10If it was him, he'll get his karma.
01:13Anyway, Vic, England, Slovenia, me and Bob still be there.
01:16Who's coming?
01:17No, can't do it, cos I'm gonna be watching with the boys cheering from the sofa, OK?
01:20Catch you later.
01:21Come on, England!
01:22You're gonna be there, aren't you?
01:23Yeah, yeah, we'll be there.
01:25Are you coming, then?
01:26Oh, no, I meant Maya.
01:27She just texted.
01:29Are you in company, if you fancy it?
01:30Why not?
01:31If you don't mind.
01:32No, no, of course not. I'd love you to come.
01:33I just didn't think it was your sort of thing.
01:35Well, it's our country's thing, isn't it? Come on, England!
01:37Come on, England!
01:40It's never about the money with these things, is it?
01:43Poor little Lexie.
01:44She's broken her heart, he has.
01:46We'll keep our ears to the ground, see if anyone knows anything.
01:49Cheers, Vic.
01:50Here, diamond.
01:54Been coming around it back, have you?
01:56I thought I could come and help.
01:57Well, you can help by walking out that door and keep walking.
02:00Look, hand on heart, I never touched that money.
02:07I'd like to have a word with my son without all the heckling from the jeep seats.
02:20Look, I've been doing cartwheels trying to prove myself to you, to all of you.
02:24Getting you back in my life has been the best thing.
02:27You think I'm going to chuck it all away for a couple of hundred poxy quid?
02:31It just keeps going round and round in my head.
02:34You selling up your goods on the market.
02:37Wanting everybody to chuck their money into your hat.
02:40I mean, you haven't exactly covered yourself in glory, have you?
02:42Do you think I nicked this money?
02:44Do you think I was stooped so low?
02:49I don't know.
02:50I tell you what, you don't need to believe anything.
02:52You don't need to believe anything.
02:54Because I'm going to prove this.
02:55I'm going to find this poxy tea leaf myself.
03:02So, what's the latest?
03:04Who's she lending?
03:06She said she needed fresh air.
03:08That was about three hours ago.
03:10Well, at least they've arrested him.
03:12And let's just hope that they throw away the key, innit?
03:14Um, Dee.
03:15Um, tea?
03:16Ah, yeah, thanks.
03:17Yeah, thanks. I'll have a mocha while you're there, please.
03:19Nice try.
03:23So.
03:26What's the, uh, what's the plan with the birthday dinner tomorrow, then?
03:30Just don't seem right, does it?
03:32I've had plenty, plenty birthdays.
03:35She, I'm worried about, you know.
03:38I hope she's going to be all right.
03:41Morning, all.
03:43Morning.
03:46And you, sir, don't go peeping until I've had a chance to wrap everything.
03:50Is Raymond coming for the meal?
03:52Gosh.
03:55What?
04:00I don't need wrapping in cotton. Well, I am fine.
04:03I was just at the police coming today.
04:05Are you okay?
04:07Of course I'm all right.
04:09You're all here with me, and
04:11maybe today is the day that we can put all of this behind us and start celebrating.
04:21Keep the change.
04:25Nothing like service with a smile, is there?
04:31I was just about to put Albie to bed and
04:34all of a sudden he asked if his new daddy is coming to read him a story.
04:38Phil told him after I asked him not to.
04:42I think it's best you don't see him for a while.
04:45Albie's so little and there's been so much change.
04:48Hello?
04:50Anyone home?
04:51Sorry.
04:54We've sent that.
04:55Oh, he's lovely.
04:58Doddy's first smile.
05:02I need more of these moments, Mug and me, Sharon.
05:05I'm so sorry, we'll be cancelled, aren't you?
05:09I'll see you later.
05:18Will, my boy!
05:20Let me treat you, what you having?
05:22Oh, don't break my heart, boy.
05:24You don't think it was me and all, do you?
05:27No.
05:28Good, that makes one.
05:32I'll have a donut, please.
05:39Is everything all right, mate?
05:41That bully, he hasn't sent your photos on to...
05:44I'm sorry I weren't able to get you that money.
05:47Thank you.
05:50It's a filthy business, blackmail.
05:53I'll handle it.
05:55They'll get bored soon.
05:57I thought they asked for double.
06:00No, they was just having me on, weren't they?
06:04So how come the charity pop went walking?
06:08You don't think that was me?
06:10I'd never ask for double.
06:11You don't think that was me?
06:13I'd never, I mean, who would?
06:15That's sick.
06:17Lola's family and so are you.
06:20Even though Phil's trying to say it was you.
06:23I thought Mitchells were meant to stick together, you know.
06:26Good for you, boy.
06:28OK, kiddo, let's work this thing out.
06:33Who do you know who might be in the market to do something desperate?
06:39Something stupid?
06:41What's along this round here?
06:43Give us a few names off the top of your head.
06:45Erm, I don't know.
06:47Well, who was in the pub then?
06:49Us, Mo, like, Alfie, Linda, Avani and Mum.
06:54You know Gina, behind the bar?
06:57She's...
06:59She's into drugs.
07:05Miss Truman.
07:07Thank you for coming.
07:09Would you like some tea?
07:11Shall we...?
07:13Yes, of course. Sit here, sit here.
07:17So, as you know, we did arrest Pastor Clayton after your interview, Miss Truman.
07:23But the CPS considers there to be insufficient evidence to make a formal charge.
07:28You let him go?
07:30We had to.
07:31I don't believe this!
07:33That don't make any sense at all.
07:35Well, it's just he said, she said and...
07:37We don't have a corroborating witness.
07:38We don't have a CCTV.
07:40And with no substantive physical evidence either.
07:43Hold on a minute, you're not going to drop this?
07:45I mean, he's not going to just walk away, is he?
07:47We'll keep the investigation open.
07:49Yeah, and while that's going on...
07:51You get that man free to go about his business.
07:54Miss Truman.
07:57I'm sorry it's not better news.
08:00Yes.
08:02No, it's...
08:05I understand.
08:08Thank you.
08:19Did that help?
08:22He's knocking ten bells out of it.
08:24Don't try and tell me that didn't make you feel better.
08:27Yeah, it did a little bit, yeah.
08:30So that's fine, isn't it?
08:32Is she?
08:35Car's on the table, mate.
08:38We were both a bit worried about you.
08:40It's just that you've not really been right
08:42since Whitney left with Dolly.
08:44And we just think maybe you need to do something,
08:46you know, get out your own head.
08:48Yeah, do what?
08:50Well, there's this youth boxing tournament.
08:52We see you wouldn't be competing, but you know,
08:54you could help out.
08:56I mean, half the reason that Sharon and Phil
08:58opened this place was to give the kids around here
09:00something to do.
09:02Especially the ones that are in trouble.
09:04So it's next week.
09:06I thought maybe you could give them a hand.
09:09You know, maybe it ain't just the kids
09:11who need something to keep themselves busy.
09:16I'll leave it with her.
09:22How is she supposed to feel safe
09:24when that creep is roaming the streets?
09:38You think they looked at me and thought,
09:40silly old woman,
09:42making things up for her teacher?
09:44No.
09:45Of course they believe you.
09:47But not enough.
09:49Hey, look.
09:51They arrested him.
09:53That ain't nothing.
09:55It must have shaken him up a bit.
09:57Yeah.
09:59I tell you, I could deal with it.
10:01Let me go out there and find him.
10:03No, no, no.
10:05It is done.
10:06If you could
10:09leave him to God.
10:16Where are you going?
10:20There's a few things I've still got to do for your party.
10:25I've got to buy the room for the kid.
10:33Oh, come on, cows.
10:34It's lunch, not an exam.
10:36About five minutes,
10:38he's going to say he wants the plowmans.
10:40How do you know?
10:41Because I've known you forever
10:43and I'm very good at knowing what you want.
10:45Sweet.
10:47I'll have the plowmans, please, Gina.
10:49Thank you, Johnny.
10:51Of course you are.
10:55Hey, listen, listen.
10:57Don't waste your time on him, yeah?
10:59Just go and get a table.
11:04Gina,
11:06word in your shell like if I may,
11:08I've been making inquiries
11:10about the missing charity pot.
11:12Horrible business.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Not to put too fine a point on it,
11:17your name came up in the mix, darling.
11:20Are you being funny?
11:22No, nothing funny about it.
11:24I just thought perhaps you might have heard something.
11:26No, no, not really.
11:28Sorry, who said I stole the money?
11:30That's a very unwise accusation to be making.
11:32I'm just trying to put a handle on what I've heard.
11:34No, you're trying to put a handle on my sister.
11:36No, out.
11:38Start walking.
11:39Come on.
11:40You've got your hands on me.
11:41Yeah, start walking.
11:42I'm a pensioner.
11:43The door's that way.
11:44Come on.
11:45All right, all right.
11:47I know the drill.
11:48I've been chucked out before.
11:50You should be old enough to know better.
11:52What is it going to take
11:54for you to get the internet?
11:56What is it going to occur to you
11:58I might be telling the truth?
12:00Oi,
12:02what is your problem with me?
12:04Spit it out.
12:05I ain't got that sort of time.
12:07A lot of words coming out of your mouth,
12:08but you ain't saying nothing, are you?
12:10What, how about this?
12:11Stay away from my family.
12:12Is that clear enough for you?
12:13Oh, what?
12:14How old are you now?
12:15You're still walking around in Eric's shoes.
12:17Yeah, Canvey Island,
12:18do you remember that?
12:19Yeah, Canvey Island.
12:21Somebody's birthday,
12:22can't remember who,
12:23doesn't matter.
12:24My memory is crystal clear.
12:26Billy
12:27is one of Sheriff's cowboy
12:28out on the rifle range.
12:30Walking around with it,
12:31proud as anything,
12:32having a lovely time
12:33and you knocked it off his head
12:35and threw it over the fence
12:36because he had something
12:37that you wanted.
12:39Only one sheriff in Fiddlestown, eh?
12:47They did it!
12:48Come on!
12:50Do you remember these?
12:51Venezuelas.
12:52Perfect for the Euros.
12:53Go on, have a go.
12:57That's tonight, isn't it?
12:58Yeah.
12:59Ferdie, I'm really sorry.
13:01I promised Anna
13:02and it's our only night off.
13:03We've hardly seen each other.
13:05That's because you're always working, Bob.
13:06I'm really sorry.
13:07It's fine.
13:08What have you got planned?
13:09A hot date?
13:10Well, um,
13:11I'm just going to go to mine,
13:12watch some TV,
13:14going to make some G&Ts.
13:15No.
13:16No.
13:17What?
13:18You can't tell me
13:19that the first time
13:20you're going to see each other in ages
13:21you're going to spend it
13:22vegging off on your sofa.
13:24You think Anna won't want to?
13:25Mate,
13:26remember you have got a diamond
13:27on your ass,
13:28yeah?
13:29She needs romance
13:30and she deserves it, right?
13:32Yeah, of course she does.
13:33But,
13:34Ferdie, it's tonight.
13:35I don't know what I'm going to do.
13:36Don't you worry about it.
13:37I'm going to help you out.
13:38All right?
13:39Tonight is going to be really special.
13:40OK.
13:41Start by brushing your teeth, though, yeah?
13:42See you later.
13:48It's, uh,
13:50just heavy in there, you know?
13:51Yeah.
13:53I know.
13:54And it's like,
13:55what are you even supposed to say?
13:57Oh,
13:58how are you feeling, Dada,
13:59now that you're dying?
14:00Oh, what?
14:01Not good, yeah?
14:03I just,
14:04I can't keep doing this, though, Summer.
14:05I mean,
14:06there's nothing I can do to help either.
14:07Yeah, and, like,
14:08no one's thinking about us
14:09and all of this evil, like,
14:10especially Mum and that.
14:13They're all just wrapped up in themselves.
14:15And, what,
14:16me and you are just supposed to sit there
14:17and watch
14:18as Grandad gets more and more ill?
14:22I've got an idea, yeah?
14:24Why don't we go to the Minute Mart
14:25and sneak us a bottle?
14:26A little family
14:27five-finger discount.
14:28Oh, yes.
14:29Sorry, I weren't listening.
14:30Good.
14:33Listen,
14:36I just wanted to say
14:37I'm really sorry about your Grandad.
14:39It must be hard on you both.
14:42You've,
14:44you've been down in the boxing den,
14:45haven't you?
14:46So you're
14:47nothing better than
14:48knocking the hell out of a punch bag
14:49when life's been horrible.
14:51I've been wanting to
14:52punch things a lot recently,
14:53to be honest.
14:54Well, there's a youth tournament
14:55going on next week.
14:56You've been training
14:57and all, haven't you?
14:59Yeah, give it a try.
15:00A couple of sessions,
15:01I could train you.
15:02Just two questions.
15:03What are the outfits
15:05and is there going to be a prize?
15:09Right.
15:10You two in then, or what?
15:12Class.
15:13All right.
15:14Meet me in a couple of hours.
15:15Bring some mates.
15:17I'll take you through your bases.
15:18Have a sit.
15:21Shut up.
15:23Shut up.
15:26You know and I know
15:27you didn't take that money.
15:29It don't matter
15:30because no one else
15:31is in the frame
15:32and I can't turn anyone round.
15:34Especially with Phil.
15:36Blowing poison down
15:37Billy's earhole
15:38every chance he gets.
15:40It's not just him.
15:42I'm getting filthy looks
15:43everywhere I turn.
15:45And I don't want you
15:46not coming round.
15:47If I'd have known
15:48this was our last date,
15:49I'd have asked for
15:50steak and chips,
15:51not that.
15:53No, you wouldn't.
15:55You can handle Phil.
15:56We both can.
15:58He ain't going to change.
15:59He's an old slugger.
16:01Fries, sloppy punches,
16:02bleeding,
16:03cauliflower earhole.
16:05Cauliflower head.
16:06No matter how many times
16:07I try to cart him out,
16:09he won't lay down.
16:11It's sad for him, really.
16:13Is that it?
16:14Yeah, because my name
16:15is Mud Radia.
16:17I am persona non grata.
16:20Do you know what's a stretch?
16:23Who told you that?
16:25Will told me.
16:28Well, you did catch him
16:29robbing his mum's purse.
16:31Yeah, but all kids do
16:32things like that, don't they?
16:34Charity money.
16:36That's a different thing.
16:38He wouldn't.
16:40Well, you know him
16:41better than me.
16:42Is he a good boy?
16:44He is.
16:47But
16:49he is in trouble, Mo.
16:52And that does put him
16:53in the market for doing
16:54something
16:56very stupid.
16:58I'm sorry, darling.
16:59I shouldn't have
17:00encouraged you.
17:02It was the right thing
17:03to do.
17:04Yeah, but at what cost
17:05to you?
17:06And for what?
17:10Denise was right.
17:12He got arrested.
17:14He was led away
17:15by the police
17:16in front of people.
17:17Maybe
17:18I should have taken a picture.
17:19And put that
17:20in the church newsletter.
17:21Exactly.
17:23It would have asked him
17:24some very awkward questions
17:25that he wouldn't have
17:26wanted to answer.
17:28He had to explain
17:29his nasty little self.
17:30And maybe
17:31that's the shot across
17:32the bowels that he needed.
17:35Would it be very unchristian
17:36of me to
17:39say that I hoped
17:40that he peeped himself?
17:43No.
17:45I'd say a lot worse.
17:48I hope it scared him
17:49enough to make him
17:50steer far from me.
17:51Yeah.
17:54Cheerio, Bobola.
17:56Ready?
17:57No. You can call me Jeeves.
17:59Right.
18:00You've got something
18:01on your face.
18:02Bob.
18:03It's a monocle.
18:04I'm posh.
18:05Oh, yes.
18:07Nice touch.
18:08Thank you.
18:10Right then,
18:11shall we get going?
18:12It's jolly good.
18:15Tim, you get the door for me, please.
18:21Come on.
18:27Ah, boy.
18:28Ooh.
18:29We've got a table over there.
18:30Hey.
18:32I'm, um...
18:33I'm sorry about last week.
18:34No, no.
18:35I was just...
18:36I was a bit off.
18:37Huh?
18:38Are you sure everything's all right?
18:39Yeah.
18:40I sometimes get these headaches.
18:41I've got a pitiful one
18:42coming on now, but...
18:43No, I'll be all right.
18:44Yeah?
18:45Well, come and sit down.
18:49Oh, hiya.
18:51Hello.
18:52Cool.
18:53It's a bit rowdy in here, isn't it?
18:55Well, we're all football crazy.
18:59You look a bit achy.
19:00Yeah, I've got a bit of a headache.
19:02Oh.
19:03Yeah.
19:04Maybe you need some paracetamol
19:07on an early night.
19:09Hey.
19:10You're not going, are you?
19:11I thought we was going to get
19:12the ins and outs of the Slovenian midfields.
19:14Oh, I'd love to.
19:15It's just...
19:16It's a bit noisy.
19:17Oh, hang about.
19:18Um...
19:19Why don't you come back to ours
19:20and we can watch a match there?
19:21Because Martin and Stacey have taken the kids out
19:23and Lily's with Ricky,
19:24so we've got the place to ourselves.
19:26Yeah?
19:27Yeah.
19:28That'll be all right, won't it, love?
19:29Of course.
19:30All right.
19:31You pass my coat, please, mate.
19:32Oh.
19:33Go on.
19:34Go on, Ethan.
19:39Look, I'm, uh...
19:40Sorry about the old man.
19:41Whatever.
19:43I'm ashamed of him, to be honest.
19:44Look, what the old man does,
19:46it's not new.
19:48Still bang out of order, isn't it?
19:51Um...
19:52Right?
19:53Yeah, thanks.
19:55Billy,
19:56heads up.
19:59I heard about you at lunchtime.
20:01What's the matter with you?
20:02I was given a bad tip-off.
20:04Just give me a bit more time.
20:06Oh, so you can carry on as Columbo,
20:08go round accusing innocent people.
20:10It's embarrassing.
20:12Just...
20:13Just go, will you?
20:15I just want to sit down,
20:16watch the football in peace with my family.
20:19All right?
20:21So that's it?
20:22What, you're done with me?
20:24Out on the scrapheap, am I?
20:27Yeah.
20:28You are?
20:29Not very nice, is it?
20:38What, being thrown out once a day is not enough for you?
20:41I'm sorry about that, I truly am.
20:43But I'll tell you what.
20:45Buy yourself a drink.
20:47Pour it over my head.
20:49Please.
21:09Madame?
21:10More?
21:13What?
21:14You look like you've got half a black eye.
21:16Yeah, or you're half pirate.
21:18Oh, come on, you two.
21:19This is meant to be a romantic luxury date,
21:21not you two taking the mickey out of me.
21:22And whose idea was this outfit?
21:24It was his.
21:25Tell me this isn't giving Butler...
21:27No, it's not.
21:29You'd be better off with a bowtie and a smile.
21:32Oh, yeah?
21:33Yeah, like Butler in the bath.
21:34We used to have them for hen parties in Marbella.
21:36Oh, yeah.
21:38Then we best get Bob his very own bowtie, eh?
21:42Yeah, I don't know about that.
21:44Yeah, yeah.
21:45Too many bubbles.
21:46Obviously, keep your clothes on.
21:48I was only messing.
21:49Yeah, yeah.
21:51So, what now?
21:55Yeah.
21:57I was, er...
21:58What?
21:59I was thinking that we could, like, er...
22:03You wanted to watch the sunset, no?
22:05You told me earlier.
22:06Yeah.
22:07Aww.
22:08That's so cute.
22:09Isn't it?
22:11Though, er...
22:12It actually won't be sunset for a few hours, even,
22:15because we've only just passed the longest day, haven't we?
22:17So, I guess...
22:18What a beautiful sky.
22:20Come on, Bob.
22:21Jeeves.
22:22Check it out.
22:28Well, ain't this lovely?
22:30Is it me, or does that cloud look like Tyson?
22:33You can see through that monocle, can you, Freddie?
22:40So, if we win this, we'll go up to Group B?
22:44No, we're Group C.
22:46Yes.
22:47Well, B is better than C, isn't it?
22:50Well, it was when I was at school.
22:53No, it's just a group stage.
22:55So, if England win, we go into Group A,
22:58but if England win, we go into the knockouts
23:01against the third-place team from Group D, E and F.
23:05Right.
23:09It's just that we're Group C.
23:11So, how does that work?
23:13D, E and F are much worse.
23:16Hey!
23:18I think Jean's right.
23:19It's a funny old system.
23:24Who's for another cuppa?
23:26Now, sit. You're a guest.
23:28No, I'm having you, waiting on me, hand and foot.
23:30It's my turn.
23:31Jean?
23:32Yes, lovely. Nice and milky, no sugar, thank you.
23:35You're feeling better, then?
23:36I'll live.
23:37Two sugars.
23:38Really sure? Thanks.
23:39My pleasure.
23:44I'm warming to her.
23:57There you go.
23:58Right.
23:59Done.
24:01Stop saying that!
24:02I like him. He's looked out for me.
24:04Just leave him with you while he looks out for himself.
24:06What do you know?
24:07Enough.
24:08It's all right, sweetheart.
24:09My grandad's better than you, and you're making him go.
24:12Your nick's low, love.
24:13I'm not.
24:14I'm not.
24:15I'm not.
24:16I'm not.
24:17I'm not.
24:18I'm not.
24:19I'm not.
24:20I'm not.
24:21I'm not.
24:22I'm not.
24:23I'm not.
24:24I'm not.
24:25Your nick's low.
24:26Your nick's low, love.
24:27His money.
24:28No, he didn't.
24:29I'll leave me alone, all right?
24:46Yolanda.
24:49I just came to let you know
24:52forgive you. God forgives you. You forgive me? I know. Many men in my situation would
25:04not be quite so quick to forgive, but it's clear to me, and to Stella too, that you are
25:13very confused, disturbed even. But my prayers are with you. All our prayers are with you.
25:38I think it's time we got to the bottom of this, don't you? Did you take that money?
25:43Son, you've been desperate for cash.
25:46I just...
25:47Want to look me in the eye and tell me it wasn't you? You know I've been copping the
25:54blame for all this, don't you? I'm not angry. Just the truth. Please.
26:06I'm sorry.
26:07Do you think she needs any help?
26:18Making tea?
26:19Well, she's been gone ever such a long time.
26:21Everything all right?
26:36Yeah, just looking for the sugar.
26:40Now come on, kiddo. It's going to be all right. We can sort this out.
26:45Huh?
26:46We're going to go back down the pub.
26:48No way.
26:49We can sort this out like grown men.
26:52You can't make me.
26:53Will.
26:54I'm not telling them.
26:55You're going to have to face this.
26:56No.
26:57Yes! It's not all about you, you stupid boy. I stay to lose everything.
27:02What is wrong with me telling Albie that I'm his dad? We've waited enough time already,
27:07haven't we? Sharon. Sharon, Albie is my boy, all right? He's my boy.
27:13He's not answering. Will's not answering his phone, is he? Maybe we should go and find
27:25him.
27:26Yeah, he's just finding his toys out at the pram, isn't he?
27:27You know, he was really looking forward to watching the football with us all.
27:28But you couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you? It's one thing having a go at me old
27:34man, but you don't start on my kids.
27:36You should never let your kids anywhere near him in the first place.
27:38I'm a good dad. Would your kids say the same?
27:42I don't need this.
27:44Who's finding the toys out now?
27:45You should have listened to me the first time round.
27:48Why? Why? Because you're King Mitchell? Because everything you say is right. You're the boss.
27:58Will, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I should never have lost my temper like... No, no,
28:04no, don't go. Listen, we can go down there together.
28:06Get off me.
28:07I'll come with you and we'll explain...
28:09Get off me!
28:11Grandad!
28:41Grandad!