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00:00Let's go!
00:20Buy a ticket to Mumbai!
00:22Angrily!
00:25Do I understand what I'm saying? Why am I laughing?
00:28Oh my god, I'm wearing Indian clothes and I'm speaking in Indian.
00:31Indian people will understand me.
00:35I said buy a ticket to Mumbai means buy a ticket to Mumbai.
00:39Eat curry in Delhi means want to eat curry in Delhi.
00:42In India, there are only two famous things.
00:45The ticket in Mumbai and the curry.
00:47So when you go to India, you will see that the ticket is unusual.
00:50My girlfriend hit me.
00:52So when I go out, I see a few tickets.
00:55Ladies and gentlemen, today I am a Vietnamese in Binh An.
00:58I came here to attend a ceremony.
01:01A meeting of Vietnamese all over the world.
01:04Meeting in Tokyo, Japan for the first time.
01:07I don't know if I'm right, but I don't see anyone.
01:14The music is always terrible.
01:24Vietnamese
01:47Can you speak English?
01:48Yes
01:50Where are you from?
01:51America
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03:57Some people that make it sound so good
04:00they changed their honor to nothing.
04:03They made it sound as good as they've ever done.
04:11CHLEE CHIEH TEH
04:13I'm not a human being. I'm a robot.
04:17I'm not a human being. I'm a robot.
04:20I'm not a human being. I'm a robot.
04:23He's not a human being.
04:25Why does he look like a robot?
04:28He's a real robot. He's not that tough.
04:32Let me see.
04:39He's a real robot. He's not that ugly.
04:43Oh my god.
04:45There are so many modern Japanese people.
04:48They all look like real robots.
04:51If 100 of these guys are released, who will be a real robot?
04:55But it's not difficult.
04:57Robots just look like the inside.
04:59Open the inside and you'll know.
05:05Oh my god. He did everything.
05:08Really? Let me see.
05:13Let me see.
05:17Oh my god.
05:19It's terrible.
05:21He's a real robot. He's not a human being.
05:27What's wrong with him?
05:29He's a robot. He's not a human being.
05:32He's not a human being.
05:34Maybe he's a robot.
05:37He's a robot. He's not a human being.
05:39Let me ask him if he's far from here.
05:41Let me ask him if he's far from here.
05:43Let me ask him.
05:49Do you speak Japanese?
05:51My grandfather speaks Japanese.
05:53I asked him if he could speak Japanese.
05:58I thought you could speak Japanese.
06:01Oh my god.
06:03He can only say two greetings in Japanese.
06:07He doesn't know Vietnamese.
06:08He said hello to the battery.
06:10He forgot to charge the battery.
06:13Hello.
06:15He forgot.
06:17Usually, the remote control is on his head.
06:19Hello.
06:21Hello.
06:23Oh my god. He doesn't move at all.
06:25Oh my god. He's a robot.
06:29He's a real human being.
06:31He's a real human being.
06:33He's a real human being.
06:35I can't do anything.
06:38I'm a real human being. You don't believe me.
06:41Oh my god.
06:43You're a jerk.
06:45I just said one sentence.
06:47You said he's a robot.
06:49If I say something bad, you'll be angry.
06:51If I say something bad, you'll be angry.
06:53You're a robot.
06:55You're a robot.
06:57You're a robot.
06:59You're a robot.
07:01Oh my god.
07:03Let me ask him.
07:05Do you have a LINE?
07:06What LINE?
07:08Oh my god. Your costume is so great.
07:12Oh my god.
07:14If you want to see it, I'll show you.
07:16Hey.
07:18Come here.
07:25Oh my god.
07:27I'll do it myself.
07:29I'll do it myself.
07:31Oh my god.
07:33I just fought Baseball with Phuoc An.
07:34I just fought Baseball with Phuoc An.
07:36I knew you would come.
07:38I didn't know you would come.
07:40I knew you would come.
07:42I didn't know you would come.
07:44I thought you were a bad guy.
07:46I thought you were a bad guy.
07:48I thought you were a bad guy.
07:50You're Vietnamese?
07:52Yes, I'm Vietnamese.
07:54Where did you come from?
07:56I'm a Japanese.
07:58I'm a Japanese.
08:00I'm a Japanese.
08:01I'm a Japanese.
08:03I'm a Japanese.
08:05I'm a Japanese.
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08:09I'm a Japanese.
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08:27I'm a Japanese.
08:29I'm a Japanese.
08:31I thought you were Japanese.
08:33I thought you were Japanese.
08:35Where did you come from?
08:37India.
08:39India.
08:41You're so stupid.
08:43There are many countries in the world.
08:45There's UK, Italy, and France.
08:47Why don't you stay in England?
08:49You're so stupid.
08:51I came to tell you that.
08:53Because my hometown is Upper Phuoc.
08:55Phuoc is the sea.
08:57I swim everyday.
08:59I go to the sea every day.
09:01So I'm really good at swimming there.
09:02People call me the son of a whale.
09:05The son of a whale?
09:05Yeah, I'm really good at it.
09:06You're not the son of a whale.
09:08You're nothing compared to it.
09:09I'm nothing compared to it.
09:09What?
09:10The son of a shark.
09:12So you swam from Vietnam to India?
09:14Yeah, how could I not?
09:16Let me tell you something.
09:17That day, the sky was so clear.
09:19The sea was so clear.
09:20So I invited my friends to go swimming.
09:22Because I love swimming.
09:24I was swimming so well.
09:25I was about to go back to nature.
09:27So what?
09:29Listen.
09:31Hurry up.
09:32My feet are wet.
09:33My feet are wet.
09:33My feet are wet.
09:34My feet are wet.
09:34I'm out of breath.
09:36Hurry up.
09:36My feet are wet.
09:37My feet are wet.
09:37My feet are wet.
09:38My feet are wet.
09:39I'm out of breath.
09:40I swam as fast as a fish.
09:42My heart was bleeding.
09:44I swam so fast.
09:45The shore was so far away.
09:46My back was aching.
09:48I tied my neck to my back.
09:50I was tied to the rope.
09:53When I couldn't see anyone around me,
09:55I turned around and swam back.
09:56Oh, wow.
10:00The beach is like a cave.
10:02There is no one in the world.
10:04The beach is like a cave.
10:06People always wish for dreams.
10:08When I turn to turn and swim back,
10:10my whole body goes to the sky.
10:12I hollered for save several people
10:14But no one knows.
10:20urgent request
10:22My feet are wet.
10:23My feet are wet.
10:23I'm out of breath.
10:24urgent request
10:25My feet are wet.
10:26My feet are wet.
10:27I'm out of breath.
10:29Oh my god, why did you throw the fish away?
10:34Are you okay?
10:35Why did you do that?
10:36I swam and threw the fish away
10:38Oh my god, what's next?
10:40So you died and reincarnated in India?
10:42Yes
10:43I was swimming, I was so scared
10:45When I woke up, I saw that I was in India
10:47Because when I was about to die, there was an Indian ship passing by and took me there
10:50Then the captain saw that I swam so well
10:53He gave me his daughter
10:55Oh my god
10:57You're so lucky
10:59I heard that Indian girls are very beautiful
11:01So your wife must be very beautiful, right?
11:02If I knew my wife's face, I would have died
11:04Oh my god, she's from India, you know?
11:08Her face is so beautiful
11:10I saw the news, I know
11:12I don't know her face
11:13I was so nervous
11:16That day, I just looked at her face
11:18If she was beautiful, I would marry her
11:19If I marry her, I would marry a devil
11:21That day, she was washing the dishes
11:24When she was washing the dishes, I wanted to hug her
11:26But when I was about to hug her, I heard a pop
11:29Why?
11:30Then the captain hit me in the face
11:34Why did you hug your wife?
11:35Because I hugged the wrong wife
11:36Oh my god
11:38Then I realized that I didn't have a wife
11:40Really?
11:41Yes
11:42Oh my god
11:43Why did you marry her?
11:45Why did you marry her?
11:46I don't know her face
11:48It's ok
11:49When I turned off the light, I didn't see her face
11:51When I turned off the light, I didn't see her face
11:57And you?
11:58Me?
11:59And you?
12:00I came from the US
12:01From the US?
12:02Yes
12:03Why did you dress like that?
12:04I was going to ask you the same thing
12:05What?
12:06This is the wedding dress of my tribe
12:09I wore it when I held a meeting here
12:12Normally, I don't wear anything in my tribe
12:16Oh my god
12:17My tribe has a saying
12:19Good face, bad cover
12:20Yes
12:21See?
12:22Today, I'm so selfish
12:23I'm so selfish
12:24Why?
12:25People think I'm bad, so I cover it
12:28It's really good
12:30Yes
12:31But why didn't you go to the US with the other people?
12:34Why did you live with the red skin?
12:36Yes
12:37Everyone has their own situation
12:39Let me tell you
12:41My father went to the US and came to Vietnam
12:44Then he met my mother
12:45She gave birth to me
12:47After that, I lost contact with her
12:49I don't know why, but my mother made a paper
12:52Then we went to the US and met him
12:54So you went to the same tribe?
12:56No
12:57What tribe did you go to?
12:58Lai
12:59What Lai?
13:00Lai Moi
13:01Yes
13:02That's weird
13:03My father went to the US with the red skin
13:05He told me that he went to the US and didn't live with Moi
13:10So you lived in the mountains and didn't have fun?
13:14Yes, I didn't have fun
13:15Why didn't you have fun?
13:17Do you know that the rich people in the US live in the mountains?
13:22Really?
13:23Yes
13:24Every week, the rich people in the US have to buy firewood to burn in my forest
13:30Like a campfire?
13:31Yes
13:32Every week
13:33My forest is my forest
13:35I burn firewood every day
13:36Every day?
13:37Yes, every day
13:38Let me tell you
13:39Tell me
13:46Go
14:04Die
14:06Go
14:07Go
14:08Go
14:09Go
14:10Go
14:11Go
14:12Go
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14:14Go
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14:29Go
14:35I've never seen such an ungrateful old man
14:37He was on the road burning firewood
14:39He was so happy that he yelled at the old man
14:41Why did you yell at him?
14:44I don't know
14:46The rich people in the US live in the small woods
14:49They burn all the firewood
14:51Yes
14:52My forest is my forest
14:53Yes
14:54I burn firewood every day
14:56Every day
14:57Oh my god
14:58Sometimes, I burn firewood for 2-3 days
15:00That's all
15:01That's all firewood
15:02No, I burn all the firewood in my forest
15:04Oh my god
15:05Did you hear the news in the US?
15:07They burn firewood every year
15:10We burn all the firewood
15:11Oh my god
15:13Oh my god
15:14It's been a long time since you've been there
15:17You should be the chief
15:18Why are you wearing a hat?
15:19I'm the chief
15:20No, you're not
15:22Because there are too many chickens
15:25So I wear this hat
15:26So the chickens think you're their friend
15:28So they won't get sick
15:29What are you doing?
15:38Why do you only visit us?
15:40How about you?
15:41How are you?
15:42How long have you been in Japan?
15:43A long time
15:44How long?
15:45About 4-5 days
15:47Really?
15:48No
15:49I've been here for a long time
15:50I just come and go
15:53I've been here for 4-5 days
15:58So you must be very rich in Vietnam
16:00No, I'm not
16:01I have a car repair shop in my hometown
16:04You have a car repair shop in your hometown but you're not rich?
16:07Who said that?
16:08What car?
16:09What car?
16:10Bicycle
16:12Why do you have so much money to go to Japan?
16:14Let me tell you
16:16I used to have a bicycle repair shop in Vietnam
16:21My friend
16:22What happened?
16:23He had a motorbike
16:25Motorbike
16:26Motorbike
16:27He had a Honda
16:30Japanese motorbike
16:31He had a Yamaha
16:34Foreign motorbike
16:35Japanese motorbike
16:36What is Yamaha?
16:38Yamaha
16:40He had a Suzuki
16:43Japanese motorbike
16:44He had a Kawasaki
16:45What is it?
16:46Kawasaki
16:49It was broken so I had to fix it
16:51I couldn't fix it
16:52I was so happy so my mom told me to sell all the vegetables to go to Japan to study
16:56Because the motorbike was made in Japan
16:58I went to Japan to study
16:59I studied very well
17:01You went to Japan since when?
17:02I went to Japan with Mr. Nguyen and Mr. Do Thong Minh
17:06I paid them back the next day
17:08You must be very good at repairing motorbikes
17:10Very good
17:11Let me tell you
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