Doctor.Who.2005.S11E01
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00:00:00So, today, I want to talk about the greatest woman I ever met.
00:00:04Smart, funny,
00:00:07caring, special.
00:00:09Proper special.
00:00:12Uh, where do I start?
00:00:14OK, yeah.
00:00:19I've mentioned this on here before.
00:00:22I'm pretty much not an idiot.
00:00:24I'm actually a capable guy, considering.
00:00:27But I'm 19.
00:00:29And cos of the thing I told you before,
00:00:32I can't yet ride a bike.
00:00:39Who says you can't?
00:00:40Me, Nan. We keep trying this.
00:00:42And we'll go on trying till it's done.
00:00:45Now, keep your eye on Grandad.
00:00:49You mean Graham?
00:00:50Keep your eye on Graham, then.
00:00:53Three, two, one...
00:00:56Go! Go!
00:00:59Go on!
00:01:03Go on, Ryan!
00:01:07You're doing it, mate!
00:01:17Nearly.
00:01:19No, not nearly.
00:01:21I'm sick of coming up here. I'm sick of falling.
00:01:23And I'm sick of this stupid bike.
00:01:26Ryan Sinclair, don't you dare!
00:01:39Mate, you rode it for a second.
00:01:41Can you stop calling me mate?
00:01:45Anyway, a second's not enough.
00:01:47You'll do it if you keep on trying.
00:01:50I just want to make you proud.
00:01:52You make me proud every day.
00:01:56Anyway, you're on your own getting that bike,
00:01:58cos our train leaves in 20 minutes.
00:02:00Come on, love.
00:02:25Come on.
00:02:55Come on.
00:03:25Come on.
00:03:52Hi.
00:03:54Police? Maybe.
00:03:57She smashed it with a hammer.
00:03:59Cos you keep me near side doors.
00:04:01Because you parked in my spot.
00:04:03It's not your spot. There are no spots.
00:04:05Ladies, please.
00:04:09Thank you.
00:04:11Can I suggest a simple solution?
00:04:13You pay for a cracked window, you pay for a scratched door,
00:04:15and we all agree that parking round here is a nightmare,
00:04:17but that grown-up's really shouldn't need to call the police
00:04:19to sort it out for him.
00:04:22Now, if we're all agreed on that,
00:04:24there's no need for me to take any further police action
00:04:26and we can all get on with our lives.
00:04:28What do you reckon?
00:04:31I'm just saying I am capable of more than parking disputes.
00:04:35And I keep telling you, don't run before you can walk.
00:04:38You're a probationer, Yaz. Learn the basics.
00:04:41I want to do more.
00:04:43Can you not get them to give me something that'll test me?
00:04:45Something a bit different.
00:04:48There is something I just came in.
00:04:50If you want different...
00:04:58And you say you just found it here?
00:05:00No. I said it appeared out of nowhere.
00:05:02Right. I swear, this isn't a prank.
00:05:04I came down here to get my bike.
00:05:06And where's your bike? In that tree.
00:05:08Name, sir?
00:05:11Ryan Sinclair.
00:05:14Wait.
00:05:16Wait. Redlands Primary?
00:05:18Yeah.
00:05:20Yasmin Khan.
00:05:22Oh, my God. Yaz? Wow.
00:05:24I know.
00:05:26Look at you. You're a fed?
00:05:28Yeah. We don't call it that.
00:05:30I'm still training, second year probation.
00:05:33What about you? What are you up to?
00:05:35Warehouse worker.
00:05:37Oh. Right.
00:05:39Like it?
00:05:41Yeah. It's casual. I studied for my NVQ.
00:05:43Trying to be a mechanic.
00:05:45Oh, my God.
00:05:48You have to take this away, though. Seriously.
00:05:50It's gonna be dark in a minute. You can't dump this here.
00:05:53I didn't. I can't even lift it.
00:05:55Oh, come on, Ryan. It's me.
00:05:57Touch it. What?
00:06:07See? It's freezing.
00:06:15Oh, my God.
00:06:22Do you ever think he's gonna call me a granddad?
00:06:24Give him time.
00:06:26Three years we've been married, and you've never been happier.
00:06:32Can't keep his hands off me, love.
00:06:34Behave yourself. Never.
00:06:46Oh!
00:06:52You all right, love?
00:06:53Think so, yeah.
00:06:55What just happened?
00:06:57Where you going?
00:06:58Just having a look.
00:07:16Where are you?
00:07:17What are you doing?
00:07:18Don't go on track. It could be live.
00:07:20Get over there!
00:07:25Graham, the door's just locked.
00:07:27We're shut in. I can't get them open.
00:07:33Someone's wrong.
00:07:46I think Sweetie's coming down the train.
00:07:54Right, get away from the door.
00:07:56Grace, get to the back of the carriage. Get to the back!
00:08:08Wait one sec.
00:08:12Hiya, Nan.
00:08:13Hiya, Nan.
00:08:14Right, love, a train stop between Aversage and Grindleford,
00:08:17and something really weird's going on.
00:08:19Everything all right?
00:08:23Nan!
00:08:26Grace, get back!
00:08:38Stop!
00:08:44What?
00:08:55What is it?
00:08:56I've no idea.
00:09:13What?
00:09:21What?
00:09:33Should buy us a few seconds.
00:09:37Oh, yeah, long story. Tell you later.
00:09:39Doors?
00:09:40Locked shut.
00:09:42How's that?
00:09:44No Sonic.
00:09:46Empty pockets.
00:09:48Oh, I hate empty pockets!
00:09:50He's coming back!
00:09:54What are you?
00:09:56OK, don't like questions. More the private type. I get that.
00:10:07Get away from me!
00:10:09I love you.
00:10:11Stay very still.
00:10:14He's gonna kill us.
00:10:16He could have done that already.
00:10:20Ren! Stay away!
00:10:22Oh, my God.
00:10:31You three, relax, but stay put. I'll check the rest of the train.
00:10:35Fat lot of use you two were.
00:10:37Hey! Hold on there, please, madam. I need you to do as I say.
00:10:40This could be a potential crime scene. Why are you calling me madam?
00:10:43Because you're a woman.
00:10:45Am I? Does it suit me?
00:10:47What? Oh, yeah.
00:10:49I remember. Sorry.
00:10:51Half an hour ago, I was a white-haired Scotsman.
00:10:53When's the next train due? This is the last one back.
00:10:56But the doors are locked. How did you both get in?
00:10:58Driver's window was smashed in. What's your name?
00:11:00PC Khan, Halemshire Police.
00:11:02Name, not title. Yasmin Khan.
00:11:04Yas to my friends. Can I have your name, please?
00:11:06When I can remember it. You don't know your own name?
00:11:08Of course I know it. I just can't remember it.
00:11:10It's right there on the tip of my...
00:11:13What's that?
00:11:15Tongue? Tongue!
00:11:17Smart boy. Biology.
00:11:19What did she call you? Ryan?
00:11:21Yeah, Ryan Sinclair. Good name.
00:11:23Are you a doctor, Ryan? No.
00:11:25Shame. I'm looking for a doctor.
00:11:31Power. Lights.
00:11:34Doors.
00:11:36Poor woman.
00:11:38That thing must have killed her as it came through.
00:11:40Must it? It didn't kill anyone else.
00:11:43Looks more like she died of shock when it smashed through the window.
00:11:46Either way, a woman has died here.
00:11:49But no more creatures.
00:11:51And no other passengers left on board.
00:11:53Let's get back to the others.
00:11:55Wait! Can you stop, please?
00:11:57This could be a major incident. I'm the one in charge here.
00:12:00What are you gonna do? Call it into my station.
00:12:02What are you gonna tell them? The facts.
00:12:04Which are? The train was attacked.
00:12:06By what?
00:12:08I need to take a look at CCTV footage.
00:12:10And why do you need to check CCTV
00:12:12when we all saw it with our own eyes?
00:12:14Was it an alien? Because it looked like an alien to me.
00:12:17Come on. What, you think he's wrong?
00:12:19No. I don't know, but... But?
00:12:21You're worried about how you will explain all this
00:12:23to a superior officer who won't believe you?
00:12:25I can't not report it!
00:12:27You could hold off until we get the answers to the bigger questions.
00:12:30Which are? What was it?
00:12:32Why is it here? Where is it going next?
00:12:34And most importantly, how do we stop it?
00:12:37Cos whatever it is, I don't think it's done.
00:12:39Come on, Ryan. Come on, Yaz.
00:12:41I'm calling you, Yaz, cos we're friends now.
00:12:46It's, um, Carl, right?
00:12:49Er, middle name's Brian.
00:12:5152 Northover Street.
00:12:54Telephone number?
00:12:56Right, then, troops. No, not troops.
00:12:58Team. Gang. Fam?
00:13:00I'm distracting myself.
00:13:02You came crashing through that roof.
00:13:04I was thrown out of my TARDIS.
00:13:06Oh!
00:13:08I've lost my TARDIS.
00:13:11It was exploding, and then it dematerialised.
00:13:15Don't panic. Not the end of the world.
00:13:18Well, it could be the end of the world, but one thing at a time.
00:13:21Are we supposed to understand anything you're saying?
00:13:24She thinks that thing is the end of the world.
00:13:26She thinks that thing is an alien.
00:13:28Dabney daft. There's no such thing as aliens.
00:13:30Anyway, even if they was, they ain't gonna be on a train in Sheffield.
00:13:33Why not? I'm alien, and I'm here.
00:13:36Grace, we're going.
00:13:38No, we're not. She just saved our lives.
00:13:41Don't be scared. All of this is new to you, and new can be scary.
00:13:45Now, we all want answers. Stick with me. You might get some.
00:13:49Actually, um, I don't want answers.
00:13:52I just want to get to work and forget all about this.
00:13:56That's all right with everyone, even if it ain't.
00:14:00Thank you.
00:14:04Would you like me to...? No, thank you.
00:14:07I, uh, just want to be on my own.
00:14:10I'll walk. I need the air.
00:14:13And I'm with him.
00:14:15We don't get aliens in Sheffield.
00:14:18I think he's still in shock, bless him.
00:14:22Obvious question, but has anyone noticed anything else out of the ordinary tonight?
00:14:32I'm gonna be in such trouble if they find out over there.
00:14:34Could we have the lights and siren on?
00:14:36No! Shouldn't be doing any of this.
00:14:39So you three know each other? I'm his nan. Graham's me husband.
00:14:42Second husband. And you two know each other?
00:14:45Yeah. Yas and I were at school together.
00:14:47Not Yasmin Khan.
00:14:49Hello, Ryan's nan. Haven't you done well for yourself, love?
00:14:52And you say you just found it there, this thing?
00:14:54Yeah, pretty much. I took pictures.
00:14:57Good lad.
00:15:00That's exciting. No.
00:15:02Not exciting. What do I mean?
00:15:04Worrying. Fast as you can, Yas.
00:15:12There's my bike.
00:15:14Why is it in a tree?
00:15:16We were up top and I chopped it over.
00:15:18He hits cross cos he can't ride it. We're giving him lessons.
00:15:21He's got dyspraxia. It's a coordination disorder.
00:15:23Anyway, enough about me.
00:15:25The tree's to the left, so it should be.
00:15:29It was definitely there.
00:15:33So where's it gone?
00:15:46Oh, God.
00:16:16Oh, God.
00:16:33Paul, if you're all right about that, should we not tell someone?
00:16:38What good would that do?
00:16:41I'm worried for you, mate.
00:16:44I finally got it.
00:16:48Go on, mate. Have a pint with me.
00:16:51I'll see you Monday. Pick you up at eight.
00:17:14Right.
00:17:17Fuck.
00:17:41Two weird things, one city, same night.
00:17:44Makes me nervous.
00:17:46I'll see if there have been any more reports on that object.
00:17:48Good, cos we need all the information we can get.
00:17:50Meet us back here.
00:17:52I could have a word with some of my old pals from work.
00:17:54I mean, if you want to know what's happening, ask a bus driver.
00:17:56He always says that.
00:17:57Yeah, that's cos it is true. I'd still be doing it now if I could.
00:17:59I can search for weird stuff on social media.
00:18:01And I'll check in with my nurses group on WhatsApp.
00:18:03Seriously, though, aliens?
00:18:05Yep.
00:18:06Oh, yeah, maybe I won't mention that bit.
00:18:09I suddenly feel...
00:18:11really tired.
00:18:12That was a big fall you had, love.
00:18:14Should get you checked out at A&E.
00:18:16No, I never go anywhere. There's just initials.
00:18:19Although...
00:18:22Oh, can one of you catch me?
00:18:24You're gonna pile over?
00:18:25In two minutes, 19 seconds.
00:18:27Wait, forget the two minutes, 19...
00:18:29Oh, this new nose is so reliable.
00:18:31Oh!
00:18:33Oh!
00:18:39Yaz, you've done your shift.
00:18:41Stop pestering me for more interesting shouts.
00:18:43It's not that.
00:18:44I'm just wondering whether there's been anything else out of the ordinary tonight.
00:18:48It's the night shift in Sheffield.
00:18:50Everything's out of the ordinary.
00:18:57I've got to ask you,
00:18:58any talk of weird stuff or...
00:19:00strange creatures out tonight?
00:19:03My wife's out with her mates at karaoke, if that's what you mean.
00:19:24Ryan.
00:19:26Look.
00:19:28Look.
00:19:38Whoa.
00:19:42She's got two separate pulses.
00:19:49Oh, my God, what is that?
00:19:51I have no idea.
00:19:58Oh, my God.
00:20:28Oh, my God.
00:20:59Who woke me up?
00:21:00I'm not ready.
00:21:01Still healing, still...
00:21:04Can you smell that?
00:21:05No, not smell.
00:21:07Not hear.
00:21:09Feel. Can you feel?
00:21:11Stay still, Ryan.
00:21:12What is it? What's the matter?
00:21:17Show me your collarbones.
00:21:26Oh, you've all got them.
00:21:27So have you.
00:21:29Yeah, I have.
00:21:30Okay.
00:21:32Really sorry. Not good news.
00:21:34DNA bombs.
00:21:36Micro-implants which code to your DNA.
00:21:38On detonation, they disrupt the foundation of your genetic code,
00:21:41melting your DNA.
00:21:42Fast and nasty and outlawed in every civilised galaxy.
00:21:46How did we get them?
00:21:47Never mind that. Are they going to go off?
00:21:49Quiet. I'm trying to think. It's difficult.
00:21:52Not yet who I am.
00:21:55Brain and body still rebooting.
00:21:58Reformatting.
00:22:00Oh, reformatting.
00:22:02Can I borrow that?
00:22:03Yeah, I guess so, but what for?
00:22:05That creature.
00:22:06On the train.
00:22:07When you two came on board, it zapped us all with these.
00:22:10Simple plan to take out witnesses.
00:22:12Very clever. Merciless, but clever.
00:22:16I reformatted your phone.
00:22:17No, all my stuff's on there.
00:22:19Not anymore.
00:22:24That lapsed me the world of good.
00:22:26Very comfy sofa.
00:22:33Come on. Keep up.
00:22:54Where's my sister?
00:23:03Where's my sister?
00:23:12Ask me again.
00:23:17Where's my sister?
00:23:25Where's my sister?
00:23:31You will never know.
00:23:34No!
00:23:53Next left.
00:23:54Where are we driving to?
00:23:55I reckon she's using my phone to track the origin signal for the DNA bombs.
00:23:59Again, how long till they go off?
00:24:01Don't know.
00:24:02Well, can't we just defuse them?
00:24:03Not without the right equipment.
00:24:07Left again.
00:24:18We're close.
00:24:32Whoa!
00:24:37Bingo.
00:24:38Oi!
00:24:42I was expecting a tentacly thing.
00:24:44Don't you move!
00:24:48Oi, is that another alien?
00:24:50Looks like it.
00:24:51Why is she running at another alien?
00:24:53Don't just stand there. Come on!
00:24:55Now you're all running at it.
00:25:03Lost it. It's fast.
00:25:05I'm slower because of all this fizzing inside.
00:25:10In here.
00:25:14Got a man down over here.
00:25:18That thing must have killed him.
00:25:20I've never seen injuries like these.
00:25:23Not a weapon blast.
00:25:25More of an ice burn.
00:25:27It broke his jaw open, too.
00:25:29Looks like it took one of his teeth.
00:25:32What sort of creature kills someone
00:25:33then stops to pull out a tooth?
00:25:36I'm sorry you all had to see this.
00:25:38I'll find something to cover the body.
00:25:40Thank you, Grace.
00:25:44I'm sorry any of this is happening.
00:25:46I'm sorry that thing on the train
00:25:47planted these bombs inside you,
00:25:49and I'm sorry I haven't figured out what's going on yet.
00:25:53This is it? This is the thing?
00:25:56It was all sealed up earlier.
00:25:58Looks like it's been broken.
00:26:00Or it's done what it came here for.
00:26:02It's some sort of transport chamber.
00:26:05Presumably for that thing we just saw in the alley.
00:26:08But why here? Why tonight?
00:26:13Actually, that might have been me.
00:26:17Why?
00:26:19What did you do?
00:26:21When I went to get my bag, there were this line in the air,
00:26:24and then it moved, and there were shapes.
00:26:27And?
00:26:29And I touched one.
00:26:30Ryan?
00:26:32You know, I would have done the same.
00:26:33I wouldn't.
00:26:34I would have.
00:26:36All right, the shapes disappeared.
00:26:37A few seconds later, that appeared.
00:26:41What have I done?
00:26:45Hard to say, really.
00:26:46I suppose you'll be blaming this on the Disprax here as well.
00:26:49Carmel had a bike, started an alien invasion.
00:26:51Ryan, what?
00:26:52Enough, love.
00:26:53All right, I made a mistake.
00:26:55But why did that guy move this thing from the peaks to here?
00:26:58And how did he even know it were there?
00:27:01Good questions.
00:27:05Let's take a look around here, see what we can find.
00:27:08Can't follow it.
00:27:09The tracking's been blocked, like it figured out what I was doing.
00:27:12If we were tracking bomb signals from that creature from the train,
00:27:16why did they lead us here?
00:27:18Another good question.
00:27:20I don't know.
00:27:21If I could analyse that.
00:27:23Cos what I really need is my...
00:27:26I could build one.
00:27:28I'm good at building things.
00:27:30Probably.
00:27:41It's not your fault, all this.
00:27:43Yeah, it basically is.
00:27:44You couldn't have known that was going to happen.
00:27:46Maybe it's all Graham, though.
00:27:48He knows, really.
00:27:56Do you believe she's an alien?
00:27:59Yeah, I think I do, yeah.
00:28:01Is that mad?
00:28:03No.
00:28:04I think I do, too.
00:28:06Hey, look in here.
00:28:26Hey, look at this.
00:28:36You don't look like an alien.
00:28:38You should have seen me a few hours back.
00:28:40My whole body changed.
00:28:42Every cell in my body burning.
00:28:45Some of them are still at it now.
00:28:47Reordering, regenerating.
00:28:50Sounds painful, love.
00:28:52You have no idea.
00:28:54There's this moment
00:28:56when you're sure you're about to die.
00:28:58And then...
00:29:00you're born.
00:29:02It's terrifying.
00:29:04Right now, I'm a stranger to myself.
00:29:07There's echoes of who I was
00:29:10and a sort of call towards who I am.
00:29:13And I have to hold my nerve
00:29:15and trust all these new instincts.
00:29:17Shaping me.
00:29:19I'll be fine.
00:29:21In the end.
00:29:22Hopefully.
00:29:23But it has to be because you guys need help.
00:29:25And if there's one thing I'm certain of,
00:29:27when people need help, I never refuse.
00:29:30Right.
00:29:31This is gonna be fun.
00:29:49♪
00:30:19Ta-da!
00:30:20Ooh!
00:30:22Should be fine.
00:30:23Hey, we found a load of stuff.
00:30:30It's come back.
00:30:32The thing I saw the night my sister...
00:30:35Everyone always says disappeared,
00:30:37but...
00:30:39it's back.
00:30:41It's back.
00:30:43It's back.
00:30:45It's back.
00:30:47The thing I saw the night my sister disappeared,
00:30:50but I know she was taken seven years now.
00:30:54Tracking energy signals,
00:30:56building predictive programs
00:30:58so that I'd know when the atmospheric disruptions matched
00:31:01what happened that day.
00:31:03Tonight, it came back again,
00:31:05and I've got it.
00:31:07I am gonna find out what happened to my sister.
00:31:12If anything happens to me,
00:31:14her name was Asha.
00:31:16Don't let anyone else go through this.
00:31:23You knew what he was doing might kill him.
00:31:28She was his family.
00:31:36Did you just make that?
00:31:37Sonic screwdriver.
00:31:38Well, I say screwdriver, but it's a bit more multi-purpose than that.
00:31:41Scanner, diagnostics, tin opener.
00:31:44More of a... Sonic Swiss Army knife.
00:31:48Only without the knife, only idiots carry knives.
00:31:50What were you doing with it?
00:31:52Mapping the distance this object has travelled.
00:31:54It looks like it started over 5,000 galaxies away.
00:31:57How can you tell?
00:31:58That bit there, recall circuitry.
00:32:01It's designed for a return journey.
00:32:03So, whatever killed that bloke will have to come back here?
00:32:07Question is, why did it leave?
00:32:09What's it looking for?
00:32:10What's your best guess, love?
00:32:13Two aliens, one city, one night?
00:32:16Best guess?
00:32:17Two species at war, using Earth as a battleground.
00:32:20Are you joking?
00:32:21Nope.
00:32:21Sorry.
00:32:23So...
00:32:24So, you're saying that the creature on a train and the thing that come out of here,
00:32:28they're now looking for each other, spoiling for a scrap?
00:32:30Bit more than a scrap.
00:32:32What are we gonna do?
00:32:33Because this city's my home, and I'm not having it be an alien battleground.
00:32:37We stop them meeting, capture them,
00:32:40send them home, away from each other and away from Earth.
00:32:43How do we do that?
00:32:45Well, give me a minute, I'm working on it.
00:32:46Not to sound like a stuck record,
00:32:48but can I just ask about these DNA bombs?
00:32:51Like, how long have we got left?
00:32:53Enough questions.
00:32:54You lot, you love to chat, I get it.
00:32:56Lots to do, I'm working on it all.
00:32:58And I haven't forgotten about your collarbones, Graham.
00:33:00Give me nine minutes, a bit of quiet, and I'll be ready to roll.
00:33:04Scout's on her.
00:33:06Hello?
00:33:08Yeah, Kevin.
00:33:09No, no, mate.
00:33:11That's exactly the sort of thing.
00:33:35Halloween's next month, mate.
00:33:39Huh?
00:33:47Eat my salad.
00:33:49Halloween.
00:34:09Yes.
00:34:19Hi.
00:34:20Us again.
00:34:24Now!
00:34:30Get in!
00:34:31It actually worked.
00:34:32Of course it worked, I'm not an amateur.
00:34:34Overloaded its socket, stunned it for a bit.
00:34:36Not sure for how long, though.
00:34:37Best be quick.
00:34:38And thank you to Kevin the bus driver
00:34:41for location intel.
00:34:43See? Always ask a bus driver.
00:34:46Half organic, half machine.
00:34:48Starts to make sense now.
00:34:51Wait.
00:34:54It's a gathering coil.
00:34:55No, dozens of gathering coils.
00:34:57These tentacly things,
00:34:59they're creatures which gather information.
00:35:01They've been lashed together and augmented into one super creature.
00:35:05But why?
00:35:07What data are they gathering?
00:35:09Unless...
00:35:10So that's an alien species?
00:35:13Not really.
00:35:14More of a semi-species.
00:35:15Weaponized biotech.
00:35:17You said there were two aliens in a battle.
00:35:19You're right, I did.
00:35:20But now I think I'm wrong,
00:35:21and I'm trying to catch up with what that might mean.
00:35:24If I can access the data it's gathered...
00:35:31It's Carl from the train.
00:35:33Carl's the data.
00:35:35That's what it was gathering on the train.
00:35:37But what would the alien want with him?
00:35:39Which one of you shall I kill first?
00:35:44I'm voting none of us.
00:35:45Get behind me now.
00:35:48Stop right there.
00:35:49Come any further and we'll blast whatever that thing is.
00:35:52You're interfering in things you don't understand.
00:35:55Yeah, well, we all need a hobby.
00:35:57You're not human.
00:35:59Who are you?
00:36:00Me?
00:36:01I'm...
00:36:03Oh, it's gone again.
00:36:05I had it a minute ago. It's so annoying.
00:36:08Same question, back at you.
00:36:10No, in fact, before that.
00:36:12Because it's really bugging me.
00:36:13No, actually, not bugging me.
00:36:14Offending me.
00:36:15Why the teeth?
00:36:17Bad enough you kill, why take a tooth from the victim?
00:36:33The Stenza Warrior wears his conquests.
00:36:40You may tell your children you were once privileged to encounter Tzim Sha of the Stenza.
00:36:47Tzim Sha?
00:36:49Tzim Sha.
00:36:51Tzim Sha?
00:36:52Tzim Sha.
00:36:53Soon to be leader of the Stenza Warrior race.
00:36:57Conquerors of the Nine Systems.
00:36:59When you say soon to be leader, what are you now, The Office Junior?
00:37:02I...
00:37:03Don't wind him up.
00:37:04Tonight is my challenge.
00:37:07Trace and obtain the selected human trophy.
00:37:11It's a hunt.
00:37:12You're on a hunt.
00:37:13Well done.
00:37:14Your tiny mind must be burning with such effort.
00:37:18Did you just say I had a small mind?
00:37:20The challenge is simple.
00:37:21Our leaders randomly designate a selected human.
00:37:24I am sent here alone.
00:37:27No weapons, no assistance.
00:37:31I must locate and obtain the trophy and return home with it victorious.
00:37:35By doing this, I ascend to leader.
00:37:40This is the ritual of the Stenza.
00:37:42It's happened before.
00:37:45Rahul's sister.
00:37:46Earth is not a hunting ground.
00:37:50Access was granted.
00:37:52No, it wasn't.
00:37:54It was a misunderstanding.
00:37:55Misunderstanding.
00:37:56Access revoked, as of now, by me.
00:37:58Just to pick up on one thing, don't mind, dear.
00:38:00You said the rules were no weapons, no assistance.
00:38:06Correct.
00:38:07How did you kill them?
00:38:08What caused the ice burns?
00:38:10We Stenza live at temperatures far below this planet.
00:38:13One touch of my cold skin will kill a human.
00:38:17So this superpower gathering coil right here, you're not meant to have it, are you?
00:38:21The creature is irrelevant.
00:38:23I don't think it is.
00:38:25I think you smuggled it ahead of you.
00:38:27I think it located the randomly designated human for you.
00:38:32I think you broke the rules.
00:38:35Some leader you're gonna make.
00:38:37Tim Shaw is a big blue cheat.
00:38:42Okay, fine, have it.
00:38:51What's it doing?
00:38:52Total transference.
00:39:02If you're finished, let's be really clear.
00:39:05You're not taking any human from Earth tonight.
00:39:07Leave now or we're gonna stop you.
00:39:10Good luck.
00:39:13No!
00:39:14Short-range teleport.
00:39:15Double cheat!
00:39:17Where have they gone?
00:39:18To hunt.
00:39:19I knew.
00:39:20Isn't it obvious?
00:39:24I am special.
00:39:26I am special.
00:39:28I am valued.
00:39:30I am valued.
00:39:31Somebody out there wants me.
00:39:34Somebody out there wants me.
00:39:51You stay up too late, madam.
00:39:54Let your mum get some sleep.
00:39:56She works very hard for you.
00:39:59Mind you, I like it that you call me.
00:40:02Not every grandad's this lucky.
00:40:08I've got to go now.
00:40:10I love you loads.
00:40:12Thanks.
00:40:19What do you think you're...
00:40:37Carl's number's going straight to voicemail.
00:40:39Got him.
00:40:40Carl's number's going straight.
00:40:41Operating for Skylark Building Services.
00:40:43I know where this site is, it ain't far.
00:40:45Hey, Grace, deck's right, love.
00:41:00Dennis?
00:41:02There's someone claiming to be Carl.
00:41:04Dennis?
00:41:06Dennis, it's Carl!
00:41:11Dennis!
00:41:22Dennis, I need help! Somebody's on my crane!
00:41:24Oh, great.
00:41:26Carl's a crane operator.
00:41:27He would be, wouldn't he?
00:41:30It's on the back.
00:41:31And that creature's guarding the bottom of it.
00:41:33Graham, Grace, I need you to take this equipment and get everybody off this site.
00:41:37Don't care how, use your initiative.
00:41:39Do not come back in, understand?
00:41:43Ryan, Yaz, how are you with machinery?
00:41:47And heights.
00:41:59That tentaculous thing is guarding Carl's crane, so we go up this one.
00:42:04What do we do when we get up there?
00:42:06Don't worry, I've got a plan.
00:42:08Really?
00:42:09Well, I will have by the time we get to the top.
00:42:18Are you alright with this?
00:42:19Because if it's a problem, you don't have to do it.
00:42:22I do.
00:42:23I can do this.
00:42:31Thank you very much.
00:42:32Total site shutdown.
00:42:33Quick as you can, please.
00:42:35Thank you. Major power issues.
00:42:36Very serious.
00:42:37Emergency services on their way.
00:42:39Offsite immediately, please.
00:42:40Matter of urgency.
00:42:44Can't come up here.
00:42:45Turn around, please.
00:42:48Go on.
00:42:49Hey, Carl, from the train.
00:42:52Up and over.
00:42:54Up and over.
00:42:56We've got to be kidding.
00:43:02I am valued.
00:43:03I am special.
00:43:07Ryan!
00:43:31Ryan!
00:43:32You OK?
00:43:37You OK?
00:44:08I am confident.
00:44:09I achieved my goals.
00:44:10I achieved my goals.
00:44:13I'm amazing.
00:44:15Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:16It's way too high up here.
00:44:17What's the plan?
00:44:18You said you'd have a plan.
00:44:19Nearly.
00:44:20Nearly, nearly.
00:44:22I've got one.
00:44:23I climb onto the arm of this crane.
00:44:25You swing the arm round next to Carl's crane.
00:44:27Oh, no, you're kidding.
00:44:28Carl steps across.
00:44:29You swing the arm away.
00:44:30I get him back in here.
00:44:31All back down for a cup of coffee and a fried egg sandwich.
00:44:33I get him back in here.
00:44:34All back down for a cup of coffee and a fried egg sandwich.
00:44:36I'm really craving a fried egg sandwich.
00:44:38Simple, no?
00:44:39Not really.
00:44:40All right.
00:44:41It's a work in progress.
00:44:42But so's life.
00:44:43He'll be fine.
00:44:44Oh, I've got these downstairs.
00:44:45One must work.
00:44:46You can figure out how to work a crane, right?
00:44:48Go.
00:44:58Yep.
00:44:59Way too high.
00:45:07Christ.
00:45:08She explicitly said not to come back.
00:45:10It is not safe.
00:45:12Look.
00:45:13It's not cranes.
00:45:14It's trying to bring it down.
00:45:15We have to stop it.
00:45:16Huh?
00:45:32I swear.
00:45:34It's him.
00:45:36Okay, so now we just need to swing the arm around to meet that one.
00:45:39Right.
00:45:40I think this shows us.
00:45:41Ready?
00:45:42Every day's a learning day.
00:45:46Wrong way!
00:45:47Wrong way!
00:45:49Wrong way.
00:45:50Wrong way!
00:45:51I know.
00:45:52Shut up.
00:46:02Higher.
00:46:03Again.
00:46:04What's going on?
00:46:05When the arms line up, just step across.
00:46:22How am I supposed to get across there now?
00:46:25When I said step, obviously I meant jump.
00:46:29Jump across.
00:46:30I can't do that.
00:46:32Of course you can.
00:46:33Stand up.
00:46:34Quick jump.
00:46:35Jump, jump.
00:46:36I'll catch you.
00:46:37I don't know.
00:46:38I'm not great with heights.
00:46:40What?
00:46:41It's my dad's company.
00:46:48Come on over.
00:46:51Okay.
00:46:52I am special.
00:46:53Yes, you are.
00:46:54I am brave.
00:46:57And I am gonna jump.
00:46:59No time like the present.
00:47:03No.
00:47:14Let him go!
00:47:17I'm sorry.
00:47:22If you want something, do it.
00:47:24Please.
00:47:28Help.
00:47:30Oh my God.
00:47:47These legs definitely used to be longer.
00:47:57Hey!
00:47:58Hey!
00:47:59Tim Shaw!
00:48:00You stop right there!
00:48:13He's got a face of teeth!
00:48:14I know.
00:48:15I've got this.
00:48:17Let him go.
00:48:19Or I destroy this.
00:48:24I really need a new coat.
00:48:29This.
00:48:32The recoil from the pod you travelled in?
00:48:34I took it out.
00:48:36Without this, you can't get home.
00:48:39Yeah, see?
00:48:41Now you're worried.
00:48:43If I fall, this falls with me.
00:48:46Then you're stuck.
00:48:52Yeah?
00:48:53Yeah.
00:48:54Come on.
00:48:56What do you do with them?
00:48:58Your human trophies.
00:49:01They're held in stasis.
00:49:03In our trophy chambers.
00:49:05On the cusp between life and death.
00:49:08Left to rot?
00:49:10How completely obscene.
00:49:12They're not important.
00:49:14Hey!
00:49:15I'm important.
00:49:17If I don't stop you, your people will keep doing this.
00:49:21Give me the circuit.
00:49:23Or I detonate the bombs placed in your friends.
00:49:26More weapons.
00:49:27Did your pet put one in Carl, too?
00:49:29What?
00:49:30There was no need.
00:49:31He was tagged.
00:49:33He is the trophy.
00:49:34I thought as much.
00:49:35Right.
00:49:36You detonate the bombs.
00:49:38I'll destroy the recoil.
00:49:41That's what we're going to do.
00:49:46Right.
00:49:47You rewire the L.
00:49:48So you sort things out this end.
00:49:49I'll climb up.
00:49:50I don't want you doing that.
00:49:51Graham, Ryan's in danger.
00:49:52We don't have time to argue.
00:49:54Give each signal when you're ready.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:58Is it wrong to be enjoying this?
00:50:00Yes.
00:50:12Poor Tim Shaw.
00:50:14The wannabe leader who has to cheat because he knows he's unworthy.
00:50:18See, that's why I know you won't detonate.
00:50:20Although, you could prove me wrong.
00:50:22Because we're all capable of doing this.
00:50:24We can evolve while still staying true to who we are.
00:50:27We can honour who we've been.
00:50:29And choose who we want to be next.
00:50:31Now's your chance.
00:50:33How about it?
00:50:36Who are you?
00:50:38Yes.
00:50:39I'm glad you asked that again.
00:50:41A bit of adrenaline, a dash of outrage, and a hint of panic
00:50:44knitted my brain back together.
00:50:46I know exactly who you are.
00:50:48Yes.
00:50:49I'm glad you asked that again.
00:50:51A bit of adrenaline, a dash of outrage, and a hint of panic
00:50:52knitted my brain back together.
00:50:54I know exactly who I am.
00:50:56I'm the Doctor.
00:50:58Sorting out fair play throughout the universe.
00:51:01Now, please.
00:51:03Get off this planet
00:51:05while you still have a choice.
00:51:07I choose to win.
00:51:18Sorry.
00:51:20I removed those nasty little things from my friends.
00:51:23Swiss Army Sonic.
00:51:25Now we've added Sheffield Steel.
00:51:28And I implanted them back in your creature.
00:51:33Transference wasn't just data, it was physical.
00:51:36You got everything transferred to you.
00:51:38Including five tiny bombs.
00:51:41You had a choice.
00:51:43You did this to yourself.
00:51:45Go home.
00:51:49Fire!
00:51:55I am important!
00:51:57You had no right to do that.
00:51:59Put a bomb in me, would you?
00:52:03Now I'll blow you!
00:52:11It's working!
00:52:20Fire!
00:52:33Don't be cross with me.
00:52:35I'm not cross, baby.
00:52:37I'm not cross.
00:52:39Promise me
00:52:41you won't be scared.
00:52:43What do you mean?
00:52:46Without me.
00:52:49Crazy.
00:52:51Crazy.
00:53:16So today I want to talk about the greatest woman I ever met.
00:53:20Smart.
00:53:22Funny.
00:53:23Caring.
00:53:25Proper special.
00:53:28My nan.
00:53:32Because...
00:53:34she died.
00:53:40First me mum six years ago and now me nan.
00:53:43It's like the best people get taken first.
00:53:46I had a lot to learn from her.
00:53:47And I'm looking forward to that.
00:53:52She died like she lived.
00:53:54Trying to help other people.
00:53:58I love you, nan.
00:54:00And tomorrow
00:54:02I'm going out there for you.
00:54:18Fuck.
00:54:36Three.
00:54:37Two.
00:54:38One.
00:54:47Hey.
00:55:18What time did your dad say get here?
00:55:19Two hours ago.
00:55:22If he said he'll come...
00:55:23He says a lot of things.
00:55:27He's never been the best at being reliable.
00:55:35I mean, how can he not be here?
00:55:38She's his mum.
00:55:40She would have wanted him here.
00:55:44I want him here.
00:55:48I want him here.
00:55:55Lots of you
00:55:57knew Grace longer than me.
00:56:00So I can't stand here
00:56:02and pretend
00:56:04to know everything about her.
00:56:08I wasn't her first husband, but
00:56:11she said I would do for a second attempt.
00:56:14I can only tell you about the Grace
00:56:16I met
00:56:19when I thought I didn't have much time left.
00:56:26The...
00:56:28The Grace that showed me life
00:56:30had more to offer.
00:56:32And...
00:56:36And I know that if she was here now
00:56:38she'd tell us not to be so sad.
00:56:41You see, I can hear her saying to me,
00:56:42Graham,
00:56:43we had three glorious years.
00:56:47What are you complaining about?
00:56:52I'm complaining because I wanted more.
00:56:56You see, Grace was a better person
00:56:57than I could ever be.
00:57:04And
00:57:05I should have gone
00:57:08and Grace should still be here.
00:57:13What did you mean in your speech?
00:57:15You thought you'd run out of time.
00:57:17Oh, well, I...
00:57:19I had cancer.
00:57:21And, well, strictly speaking,
00:57:23I'm still in remission.
00:57:25Three years gone.
00:57:27And
00:57:28Grace was my chemo nurse.
00:57:30That's where we met
00:57:32and fell in love.
00:57:34So, by rights,
00:57:36I have to tell you
00:57:38that I'm still in remission.
00:57:39Love.
00:57:41So, by rights, I...
00:57:43I shouldn't even be here.
00:57:47Have you got family?
00:57:50No.
00:57:52Lost them a long time ago.
00:57:55How do you cope with that?
00:57:59I carry them with me.
00:58:01What they would have thought
00:58:03and said and done
00:58:05make them a part of who I am.
00:58:07So, even though they're gone from the world,
00:58:09they're never gone from me.
00:58:11That's the sort of thing Grace would have said.
00:58:15So, everything we saw,
00:58:17everything we've lied to people about,
00:58:20is this normal for you?
00:58:23I'm just a traveller.
00:58:25Sometimes I see things need fixing.
00:58:28I do what I can.
00:58:32Except right now,
00:58:34I'm a traveller without a ship.
00:58:36I've stayed too long.
00:58:38I should get back to finding my TARDIS.
00:58:40Doctor,
00:58:42can I just say,
00:58:44you really need to get out of those clothes.
00:58:49Right, yeah.
00:58:51It's been a long time since I've bought women's clothes.
00:58:58Not that.
00:59:00Not that.
00:59:02Not that.
00:59:04Not that.
00:59:07Yes, now that's what I want.
00:59:12That's what you're going with?
00:59:14Yep.
00:59:16Got any cash? Empty pockets.
00:59:18Also,
00:59:20I've been thinking about my TARDIS.
00:59:22Do you think you guys might be able to help me?
00:59:37How long have we got to stand here for?
00:59:39I'm getting cramp.
00:59:41Seriously, Graham?
00:59:43Trying to concentrate here?
00:59:45Do you understand what she's doing?
00:59:47My ship uses a particular type of energy.
00:59:49I've tracked that energy trail
00:59:51from the moment I lost it to where it is now.
00:59:53Now, given this is a transport pod,
00:59:55I'm configuring it
00:59:57to send me to the planet
00:59:59where my ship seems to have ended up.
01:00:01You're going to another planet?
01:00:03Well, trying to.
01:00:04Except sensor technology is really annoying
01:00:06and super hard to decipher.
01:00:08139 layers.
01:00:10Seven of which don't make sense.
01:00:12Right.
01:00:14Graham, clamp those onto there.
01:00:16All right.
01:00:18Yaz, thread the cable onto the top.
01:00:20Ryan, you turn on the switch.
01:00:22All right.
01:00:24Look at you three.
01:00:26I'm almost going to miss you.
01:00:28That's it.
01:00:30It's connected up.
01:00:32It should work.
01:00:35Moment of truth, then.
01:00:37Wish me luck.
01:00:43And goodbye.
01:00:47Deep breath.
01:00:50Not you lot. Me.
01:01:04No!
01:01:34Is anyone excited?
01:01:36Because I'm really excited.
01:02:04No!
01:02:34Ryan, let's get a shift on.