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00:00So what are you doing, McKay?
00:16I just, uh, just having a quick meal and, uh, keeping an eye on the chat and watching
00:25you play.
00:32Enjoying this cash chill sesh.
01:08What?
01:11What Mass Effect character do I remind you guys the most?
01:15Tali.
01:16Oh, yeah.
01:18Tali?
01:19Yep.
01:20Aww.
01:21I always thought it was, um, Traynor.
01:30Yes, Traynor, that's much better.
01:36Oh, fuck, yeah.
01:39Forgot about Traynor for a sec, which is shameful of me.
01:47Mmm.
01:50No, certainly.
01:56Plus, you would spend, um, an exorbitant amount of money on a Mass Effect toothbrush.
02:01Yeah.
02:06You can, trust me.
02:09I'm only trying to keep Karen safe.
02:11I hear that Knight Commander Meredith has some new initiation you have to go through.
02:16If you're not strong enough, or fervent enough in belief, you don't make it out alive.
02:20Do the kiddies have, um...
02:22Her own people.
02:23That's horrible.
02:24I think they made her a bit too sexualised.
02:27They're getting giver armour.
02:29Wilmut came back.
02:31What?
02:32He did.
02:34I saw him this morning.
02:35If Wilmut came back, he might know more about the other missing recruits.
02:39I bet he would.
02:40I remember Lily telling me what Baldur's Gate character I remind you of.
02:44Um, what was her name?
02:46It was, um, it was the pink haired girl.
02:49Not Emoen, the other one.
02:51Alora.
02:52Alora.
02:53Yeah.
02:54If you hurry, you may catch them on the road.
02:58Oh no, Neera.
02:59Neera.
03:00Hmm.
03:04Hmm.
03:15I think personally, Lily, you always remind me a bit of, um, Commander Shepard.
03:19Because you're like...
03:25Like what?
03:26Because like...
03:28I think you're like, you're most like, to me, you always remind me a bit of, um,
03:31Commander Shepard a bit.
03:32Because you're super determined, you're smart, you're incredibly loyal and kind.
03:40Decisive.
03:43And like, you will fight tooth and nail for your friends.
03:48What were you saying, McKay?
03:50Decisive.
03:53Aww, do you think I'm like Shepard, Lolo?
03:56Yeah.
03:57Well, I should show you my shower sometime then.
03:59And I will know now!
04:03Don't you lay another hand on that boy.
04:06It's the night, Captain.
04:08Don't.
04:09This is Templar business, stranger.
04:12It is a nice shower.
04:14You outstruck me the last time.
04:16Oh yeah, I love like, Shepard's bedroom.
04:20I just love how she has a model of like, the Normandy and like, all the other bunch of like, spaceships.
04:31Specialist trainer.
04:32Commander, my shower is not for quitters.
04:39If you're not ro- if you're not- if you don't have a ro- if you're not-
04:42If you're not-
04:43If you're not-
04:44If you're not-
04:45If you're not-
04:46If you're not ro-
04:47If you're not-
04:48If you don't have a ro-
04:49If you're not in a relationship with trainer, it goes.
04:51Specialist trainer.
04:52Commander.
04:54It's like, kick her ass.
05:00Yes, ma'am.
05:01I love how just that- that one time!
05:03And that one time only!
05:05They play with the aspect ratio!
05:09Oh yeah!
05:12That was perfect.
05:14God, the Citadel DLC was so good.
05:17It was! That is the perfect way to end a series.
05:33Imagine if Bioware just out of the blue released Baldur's Gate 2 Citadel.
05:37Citadel.
05:52Never say never.
06:07He also disappeared.
06:09They were last seen together at the Blooming Rose.
06:12But I had no luck interrogating the, uh, young ladies there.
06:16I doubt they-
06:17I don't know him nearly as well.
06:19Same gives me Garrus vibes.
06:20I'll speak with them.
06:22You never know how much you can learn from pillow talk.
06:25The Order would truly be in your debt if you helped us with this.
06:29No one at the brothel will speak with me for fear I would shut them down for serving our recruits.
06:35If you learn what manner of creature did this to Wilmot, please come tell me in the gallows.
06:40I will ensure you are rewarded.
06:43Lex is definitely Joker.
07:05...
07:25You ever notice how you don't really see serial killers anymore like you did in the 70s and 80s?
07:30...
07:34I have noticed that.
07:39I'm pretty sure it's because a lot of would-be serial killers realized they could probably be a lot more prolific if they just became a cop.
07:48Hmm.
07:51That must be it.
08:01...
08:05Go to the brothel in Hightown. Okay.
08:10Get your ass laid.
08:22The Blooming Rose.
08:25That is the worst euphemism for vagina I've ever seen.
08:32...
08:39You're telling me you wouldn't want a kiss in the Blooming Rose?
08:42It sounds like poison ivy.
08:46Wouldn't it?
08:48Sorry, what was that?
08:50It sounds like poison ivy.
08:53Sorry.
08:56You're telling me you wouldn't want a kiss into a Blooming Rose?
09:00Kiss into a Blooming Rose?
09:02These days, you'd have a hard time convincing me to do that even without the euphemism.
09:13It's like...
09:19Interesting place.
09:21It's so funny.
09:35I mean, I do enjoy both.
09:43You don't have the trauma that I do.
09:47Absolutely fair.
09:51...
10:01So it's either rubbing the hinge or sucking minge.
10:06Whatever you prefer.
10:11I'm sorry.
10:13That's so awful.
10:21...
10:33I agree with Lily's statement. Sucking dick is much more enjoyable.
10:36...
10:51...
10:56That's quite the stage name.
10:58It sounds better than the Tramp from Darktown.
11:01You should hear what some of the others are called.
11:09Is there anything else you can tell me?
11:12Honey, I could write volumes on the things I know.
11:16Unless you want Wilma's favorite position, I think you have what you need.
11:23You didn't hear any of this from me. We clear?
11:29I got that with characters I like that have a collar, but yet they have nothing on the dress that connects it to it.
11:41Oh yeah. Huh.
11:43That's so awkward.
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20:13you into this. Were you taught nothing? I am not some hopeless waif that ran crying
20:18to a demon. I sought them out and embraced them.
20:29Go ahead. Try to give me to your demons. Good, good. The demons like spirit. If a
20:37few more Templars fall to the demons, we can seed chaos in their ranks. How many abominations
20:44can they discover of their own before it drives the Night Commander crazy?
21:02You're worse than a monster. Goodbye.
21:05Kill the vessels only if you must. To arms!
21:35Get back! Let's finish this!
21:40Bigger spread, Hawk. You do get results, don't you?
21:43Lights... Mother, the lights!
22:05Lily, the demon slapper. Is it over?
22:14Karen. Yes, that's my name. Oh, thank the Maker. I thought he had abandoned me. But,
22:23is it really Karen? It could be Karen plus one. A very nasty plus one at that. The cage
22:30has opened. Thank Andraste. Meryl? You know something about this. Is he
22:37possessed? I don't know. It's... it's clean. There's
22:48no scent of demons in his blood. Go ahead and leave, Karen. You've been through
22:57enough. Don't tell the Templars. I don't know what they do to me. Please, I need to
23:04go back. Tell them I'm all right. Wow. Incredible, isn't it? Yeah. Well, with your
23:12home, auto boat and RV all bundled with Progressive, you've got the peace of mind to really wander.
23:17Yeah. Yeah, I just hope it stays this way. Once word gets out about these places, they
23:23tend to... Are you done? And there it is. At least your vehicles are protected. Let's
23:28hit the road. Hey, Sam. I am just at this beautiful lake that I just discovered, practicing
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23:53I have to do some shopping upstairs pretty soon.
24:02They say the blood's done. It's never done.
24:11Fuck the Chantry. All my homies hate the Chantry.
24:15Hehehe.
24:22Aww.
24:24Hmm? Eww.
24:26Heh.
24:42Enemies among us.
24:44Oh, that one Templar faking tasks.
25:14Hmm.
25:44Hmm.
26:14Hmm.
26:44Hmm.
26:48Hmm.
26:57You know, I don't feel so good about sending the Templars another fucking recruit, but
27:03I'm glad those siblings aren't gonna go hungry.
27:07Me too.
27:09Now, can I please go on the fucking Deep Roads expedition?
27:14I can!
27:17Hey!
27:18The guy who led the creation of coal and inquis- uh, coal and inquisition? I have no fucking
27:22idea.
27:26That's a great question. I wish I could give an answer.
27:34Magic, magic, magic.
27:35Magic, magic, magic.
27:39Magic, magic, magic.
27:41Magic, magic, magic.
27:42Crossbow, crossbow.
27:43Magic, magic, magic.
27:46Crossbow.
27:47Crossbow.
27:48Magic, magic, magic.
27:57Magic, magic, magic.
27:58Magic, magic, magic.
27:59Magic, magic, magic.
28:00Magic, magic, magic.
28:01Magic, magic, magic.
28:02Crossbow, crossbow.
28:04Magic, magic, magic.
28:05Magic, magic, magic.
28:06Magic, magic, magic.
28:07Crossbow, crossbow.
28:12So, are you ready? It's a long trek.
28:14If you have any business you need to wrap up here, you better do it now.
28:19I'm ready. Let's get started.
28:22And let's not waste any more time.
28:24We've chosen one of the hidden entrances.
28:27The Deep Roads there will be nice and virginal.
28:29Ready for a good deflowering, ha!
28:33Why'd you have to say it like that?
29:03Mother, I told you not to get involved with this.
29:07I just want to know one thing.
29:10Are you planning on taking Bethany with you?
29:13I hadn't decided yet.
29:15Mother, I'll be fine. I want to go.
29:18It's not fine. You can't both go.
29:22What if something will happen to you?
29:24You, I understand, wanting to do this.
29:26But leave your sister here, I beg you.
29:29It's the Templars or the Darkspawn, Mother.
29:31At least I'm allowed to fight Darkspawn.
29:34Well, you're not going to be able to take everyone anyhow.
29:36You'll need to decide.
30:01If I don't, she dies.
30:03If I don't take Bethany, she gets taken in by the Circle of Mages.
30:12Hmm.
30:25The Circle is actually the better option
30:29because eventually we have to free the Circle from the Templar.
30:34Either way, Bethany is unavailable in Act 2.
30:39Fuck.
30:42Is there an Act 3?
30:44Yes.
30:46Okay. We'll leave Bethany here then.
30:52Oh, thank the Maker.
30:54Are you sure about this, sis?
30:57I hope you're not just trying to protect me.
31:02We can't both go into the Deep Roads.
31:04It's too dangerous.
31:06Fair enough.
31:08I hope you're right.
31:19Personal drama over with?
31:21Now let's get underway.
31:23Bartrand, the whole game is personal drama.
31:30That's why it's the best.
31:35No Banshee Sister for us.
31:38Hmm.
31:52Loading.
31:54Love that interjection.
31:59You're on an SSD. What do you have to load for?
32:08You're on an SSD. What do you have to load for?
32:15Maybe it's not as simple as you imagine, Seeker.
32:19Simple?
32:21Do I need to remind you what your friend did?
32:23Do I need to tell you how many lives have been lost?
32:27How many more will be lost?
32:29You cannot...
32:31There's been a collapse.
32:33The way forward is blocked.
32:35What?!
32:37Not that I've been able to find. The side passages are too dangerous.
32:49Useless! What am I paying you blighters for?
32:54Set camp!
33:01Hmph. Problems, brother?
33:03Starting deep roads? Who knows how long it'll take to clear the path.
33:08Shall we not try to find a way around instead? Seems like the logical choice.
33:14You think I'm an idiot, Varric? The scouts said the side passages are too dangerous.
33:20See? This is why you bring someone like me along.
33:24We'll take a look. If we come running back, screaming, you'll know staying put was the right decision.
33:30Fine, fine! Find a way around. Just do it quickly.
33:37This is why I left the Wardens. I hate the flight of deep roads.
33:42I hate to add to your burdens, my friends, but I fear I must.
33:46I fear my boy Sandal wandered off. He's somewhere in those passages right now.
33:51I beg you, keep an eye out for him. He just doesn't understand danger like he should.
33:58We need to search the side passages. We'll bring him back if we can.
34:03Poor Sandal. I can't believe he's done this.
34:07Let's move quickly, then.
34:11Oh, fuck, Sandal. I can't believe you've done this.
34:27Let's see...
34:57All right, into the deep roads we go.
35:27Sandal!
35:39May the creators of Earth be on you!
35:42Go down!
35:58Nice.
36:14Hello, friend.
36:27Unhealthy.
36:58Huh.
37:16What, your stupid shield?
37:20I can't stab an orb.
37:28Huh.
37:36Nicely done.
37:58No racism, no humans, no darkspawn, no fucking chantry?
38:04This is great, I ain't never going back.
38:08No, they're like mega dead.
38:10All right.
38:13Whoa.
38:14What's beyond Thedas?
38:19Whoa.
38:21Talk about dumb luck.
38:24I'd really like to know how you managed to kill all of them.
38:34Boom.
38:36And how did you do that?
38:41Not enchantment.
38:48Smart boy.
38:49Smart boy.
38:52Come on, we still need to find a way past that collapse.
39:04Not enchantment.
39:20Hmm.
39:39I don't know why, but I really like that one idol Meryl has where she just, like, scratches her leg with her other foot.
39:49Hmm.
40:06Oh, here come more darkspawn.
40:08Wow, Meryl just, Meryl just charges right into the fray.
40:15Oh god, that's going to blow up.
40:19Whoa.
40:50The ability as a warrior to just bully someone is, like, really important.
40:56I don't know why sword and shield is the tank spec, two-handed is the tank spec.
41:02It's like, oh no, somebody's attacking my mages, charge!
41:12Get your asses blended.
41:19Hmm.
41:35Spinning on your shit, dealing insane damage.
41:39Hmm.
41:44Hmm.
41:50Hmm.
41:58Get blended, motherfucker!
42:04Become smoothie.
42:06Become smoothie.
42:13Oh, it's an ogre.
42:16This is for karma.
42:17Oh, hello.
42:19Hehehehe.
42:21Okay, that's just for karma.
42:27I'mma karma your ass in two.
42:49I will destroy you!
42:56Oh, this will be fun!
43:02I'm not a wimp like my little brother was.
43:05Hehehehe.
43:11Oh.
43:14Bitch!
43:15Take it off.
43:19Take it off.
43:39Get ready!
43:43Ah, a dragon!
43:44Perfect!
43:46Oh dear.
43:50I was hoping for a balrog, but you'll do.
44:02You sure it should be up close and personal, Merrill?
44:20Come on!
44:23Can you fix that tire?
44:27I'm fixing it.
44:38Enough!
44:39I'm almost finished!
44:41Go now!
44:42Hold it!
44:43Beat this up!
44:44I got you!
44:50Fuck!
44:55Fuck on the fireball!
45:01Beric, why aren't you in attacking the fucking boss?
45:20I'm losing my focus.
45:22What more do you want?
45:24Do you like how the spellcasters in these games actually use their stabs?
45:29I actually always preferred spellcasting with the hands.
45:36Oh.
45:43I thought I can't do any more.
45:46Do you think that's tiring?
45:47That's tiring.
45:48I'm tiring.
46:00Okay, everybody stop attacking things that aren't the dragon.
46:02The dragon.
46:16There we go.
46:18Okay.
46:32Hm.
46:35Okay, everybody leveled up.
46:37Well, almost everybody.
47:02Hm.