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00:00No, listen to me.
00:02Do you know what's written on their faces?
00:04What's written?
00:05It's written, Al Sheikh House.
00:07They had to be sent to Malacca for their faces.
00:09By God's grace, Malacca House.
00:12We are lying, brother.
00:14By God's grace, we won't let them enter Bariya Town.
00:16Our house is there.
00:18Where?
00:19Bariya Town.
00:20That's Lahore.
00:21Oh, brother.
00:22Faisalabad is also Bariya Town.
00:23Faisalabad is also Bariya Town?
00:24Yes.
00:25Which is Bariya Town in Faisalabad?
00:26Which is the Bariya Town where Ching Chee goes?
00:28Tell him.
00:29This is Sargodha Road.
00:31This is where Ching Chee goes.
00:33That's where Sher Khalote is.
00:34That's Bariya Town.
00:37Oh, Bariya Town.
00:38Wait a minute.
00:39Tell me everything.
00:40Brother, listen to me.
00:41You are making fun of me.
00:42I am not making fun of you.
00:44Listen to me.
00:45Brother, why are you fighting?
00:47Wait a minute.
00:48I am your friend.
00:49You can't call me your friend.
00:50His uncle has passed away.
00:51He is crying in his car.
00:52You get up and tell him to kill him first.
00:56He is my friend.
00:58Listen to me.
00:59He is your friend's friend.
01:00Listen to him.
01:01He is your friend's uncle.
01:02You go to the graveyard.
01:04There is a graveyard.
01:05People call you uncle there.
01:07They call you uncle there.
01:11I say uncle, they call you uncle there.
01:13He says, they call you uncle there.
01:15He took me to the graveyard on 14th August.
01:18What can I do?
01:19He says, he is freeing me from the days of freedom.
01:22He has been to the graveyard.
01:24Why?
01:25He has been to the graveyard for 4 hours.
01:27He is sitting in a dead body with water and fish.
01:32He has been to the graveyard.
01:34Why?
01:35He is a Muslim.
01:52He is a Malik.
01:55Malik is a Muslim.
01:57Okay.
01:58Which Malik is he?
01:59Which Malik?
02:00He is a free traveller.
02:01He is from Kohloo.
02:03He is a Malik.
02:05Did you have an oil cutter in your house?
02:07Yes.
02:08Did you have an oil cutter in your house?
02:10Yes.
02:11Which Malik is he?
02:12Which Malik?
02:13He is from Phukra, Punjab.
02:15I was your Chand's lucky star.
02:18You are Chand's lucky star.
02:20I have heard a lot about you.
02:21I know you very well.
02:24If this house is yours,
02:25then you don't mess with the Maliks.
02:27How big is your house?
02:28Our washroom is this big.
02:31You mean to say,
02:32that you don't want to sit in the room?
02:36How big is your house?
02:37Our washroom?
02:39No, your house.
02:40We have to work from the washroom to the toilet.
02:43By the grace of God,
02:44our...
02:45He is dead in the back room.
02:47Listen to me.
02:48We got that clean shave
02:49because of your beard.
02:50How big is your house?
02:52How big is your house?
02:53How big is your house?
02:54Make it a little smaller.
02:55You have such a big beard.
02:56Do you think I am so cheap?
02:58This is not a sea.
02:59This is their brandy.
03:04How big is your house?
03:05Oh, man.
03:06Make it a little smaller.
03:08How big is your house?
03:10When this happened,
03:12I have heard a lot about you.
03:14That you have grown up.
03:17Oh, man.
03:18What kind of people are these?
03:19How big is your house?
03:20Their house is also very big.
03:22It can even be slipped open.
03:24It can be very small.
03:25It is small.
03:26Our halwa is small.
03:28Is your house small?
03:29Our house is very small.
03:30It is like a bus stop.
03:32Is your house small?
03:33Yes, it is small.
03:34How small?
03:35If you bring samosas,
03:36they make it crooked and take it inside.
03:39How small is your house?
03:40Their house is so small.
03:41They have an old woman with them.
03:43The old woman says,
03:44My mother says,
03:45I don't have a daughter-in-law like her.
03:49He is so stubborn.
03:50Trust me, their house is so small.
03:52Now I can tell from your complexion,
03:53that you are a truthful man.
03:55I am a fool,
03:56and you are a fool.
03:57No, no, I am telling you.
03:58How big is your house?
03:59Oh, man.
04:00It is a very big house.
04:01Still?
04:02It is in Sawak Mar.
04:04Isn't this a double wicket match?
04:06It is in Sawak Mar.
04:08I am saying,
04:09isn't this a double wicket match?
04:10Yes.
04:11Why is he sitting there?
04:14The place where 4,000-5,000 people sit,
04:17Yes, yes.
04:18I am standing there.
04:19Doesn't he sit there?
04:20Sir,
04:214,000-5,000 people sit there.
04:24Wow, wow.
04:25In my bedroom,
04:27there is a bulb worth 1.25 lakhs.
04:32In the bedroom?
04:33Yes.
04:34You have so many of them,
04:35and you are saying it is a double wicket match.
04:37Can't you see these?
04:38These are expensive gold bulbs.
04:41Okay.
04:42I am saying,
04:43isn't this a double wicket match?
04:44I lost my son in Malakda.
04:45Okay.
04:46It took six months
04:47for him to reach the gate.
04:49His grandfather died
04:50when he was 16 years old.
04:51They brought him from Nepal.
04:53They buried him.
04:55Okay, tell me more.
04:56How big is your house?
04:57How big is your house?
04:58How big is my house?
04:59Mount Everest mountain.
05:00Yes.
05:01It is in his mouth.
05:04Oh, man.
05:05How big is your house?
05:06How big is my house?