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00:09:21Attention, mysterious figure.
00:09:23The Dragon Warrior is here to perform justice.
00:09:29I know you're in here, just a matter of time before I find you.
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00:09:47The dagger of Deng Wua.
00:09:49You've got excellent taste.
00:09:50I'll give you that.
00:09:51But I can't give you that.
00:09:52Give it back.
00:09:53If you insist.
00:09:54Oh no!
00:09:55He's got a walking stick.
00:09:56What are you going to do?
00:09:57Stroll me to death?
00:09:58This stick is not for the strolling.
00:09:59It's the staff of wisdom.
00:10:00The dragon warrior is going to be mad when he finds out you took his stick.
00:10:01I am the dragon warrior!
00:10:02I'm just going to say it.
00:10:03Nothing about you says dragon or warrior.
00:10:05How dare you desecrate the hall of heroes!
00:10:06Who's desecrating what now?
00:10:07Master!
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00:10:33Master Ostrich's egg!
00:10:34Oops, my bad.
00:10:36Destructible chain hammer of Master Pengulin!
00:10:38Whoopsies.
00:10:49The urn of whispering warriors, which I've already broken!
00:10:52Twice!
00:10:53Why would you keep an urn of souls?
00:10:55Feels kind of creepy.
00:10:58Are you doing okay there, big guy?
00:10:59You're looking a little tired.
00:11:00I've never felt more awake.
00:11:03The Warhammer of Master Chipmunk?
00:11:07You're going to pay for that.
00:11:14Hello?
00:11:23You faker.
00:11:24It's not faking.
00:11:25It's called method.
00:11:26Catch you later, Panda.
00:11:28No.
00:11:34I think I'll catch you now.
00:11:52Told ya.
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00:11:54Oh, great and powerful dumpling warrior.
00:11:55That's dragon warrior.
00:11:57Let go of me.
00:11:58Just tell me one thing.
00:11:59How did someone like you become the dragon warrior?
00:12:01That's a mystery for you to solve during your two-year stay at the Valley of Peace prison.
00:12:04Valley of Peace prison?
00:12:05Sounds like a daycare.
00:12:07It is a daycare on the weekends, but it's also a prison.
00:12:10There he is.
00:12:11Dragon warrior.
00:12:12Tai Long has returned.
00:12:13Tai Long has returned?
00:12:14He demanded all of our iron, then destroyed our quarry.
00:12:16He's supposed to be in the spirit room.
00:12:17Well, he's back.
00:12:18He said that he's not going to stop until the Valley of Peace falls and the dragon warrior bows before him.
00:12:22He's back.
00:12:23Please, you gotta do something.
00:12:25Looks like I'm not the only one around here with a mystery to solve.
00:12:27Well, you know what they say.
00:12:29Every step leaves a footprint, no matter how small.
00:12:48Every step leaves a footprint, no matter how small.
00:12:55Very clever, Fox.
00:12:57You know something.
00:12:58Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
00:13:00Okay, I do.
00:13:01I really, really do.
00:13:02Tell me.
00:13:03And why should I?
00:13:04I mean, what's in it for me?
00:13:05The peace of mind knowing you did the right thing.
00:13:06You're adorable.
00:13:07No one ever told you that.
00:13:08And I don't mean just in like a cuddly sense.
00:13:09I don't have time for games.
00:13:10Tai Long is running loose in the Valley of Peace.
00:13:12Maybe.
00:13:13Or maybe she wants you to think it was Tai Long.
00:13:15Wait.
00:13:16She?
00:13:17Mike.
00:13:18The Empress of Disguise, capable of taking any form, mimicking any shape.
00:13:21The Master of Deception.
00:13:22The Lizard of Lies with the glowing teal eyes.
00:13:24I'm talking about the chameleon.
00:13:29This is kind of a private conversation.
00:13:31Who's the chameleon?
00:13:33Only the most powerful shape-shifting sorceress.
00:13:35So she's shape-shifted into Tai Long.
00:13:37But what does she have against me and the Valley of Peace?
00:13:39These are good questions.
00:13:40You should ask her.
00:13:41You're right.
00:13:42How do I find this the chameleon?
00:13:44She isn't someone who can be found, at least not without someone in the know.
00:13:48And how do I find someone in the know?
00:13:50No.
00:13:51It's me.
00:13:52It's obviously me.
00:13:53I'm in the know.
00:13:54Forget it.
00:13:55I'll find her on my own.
00:13:56Good luck.
00:13:57After all, how hard can it be to find someone who can look like anyone, blend in anywhere?
00:14:03Fine.
00:14:04You lead me to the chameleon, and I'll see what I can do about reducing your sentence.
00:14:07Deal.
00:14:10What do you think you're doing?
00:14:11There's this shape-shifting sorceress on the loose.
00:14:14That's the job for the Furious Five.
00:14:15Well, they're not here.
00:14:16And someone needs to protect the Valley of Peace.
00:14:18I know that change is difficult and that you enjoy being the dragon warrior,
00:14:21but your job is finding a successor.
00:14:23The dragon warrior and I have a deal.
00:14:24Mind your own business, squirrel.
00:14:26Master Shifu is not a squirrel.
00:14:27I'm a red panda.
00:14:29You know what?
00:14:30I love that for you.
00:14:31Po, this is your decision,
00:14:32but I think you know what choice Master Oogway would want you to make.
00:14:40Thanks for the free stay.
00:14:41What are you doing?
00:14:42It's not bad for a day.
00:14:43Where is she going?
00:14:44You can't leave.
00:14:45Don't worry.
00:14:46I'll have her back before you even know she was gone.
00:14:47You are supposed to be passing along wisdom and inspiring hope.
00:14:50Just think of it as one last dragon warrior adventure.
00:14:52I'll be back soon.
00:14:53Tell my dads I love them.
00:14:54I can't hear you anymore.
00:14:55Bye!
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00:14:59It sure is good to be a free fox again.
00:15:01That's a good backscratcher.
00:15:02Hey!
00:15:03So does this really unlock the door to the spirit realm?
00:15:05It doesn't work like that.
00:15:06It has to be given in order to gain its powers.
00:15:08Gotcha.
00:15:09Given to gain.
00:15:10So, uh, can I have it?
00:15:11No!
00:15:12What do you take me for?
00:15:13An easy mark.
00:15:14What's an easy mark?
00:15:15Usually because they're generous and too trusting.
00:15:17Like you.
00:15:18Oh, thank you.
00:15:20Hiya!
00:15:21The chameleon is a monster with an appetite of a thousand predators.
00:15:24And her favorite food is pandas.
00:15:26The chameleon, Perica, has magical powers.
00:15:29If you say her name three times, she'll take you away in the night!
00:15:32Aaaaaah!
00:15:33Chameleons can shapeshift to look like anything.
00:15:35Even you.
00:15:36Or you.
00:15:40Mr. Li, Mr. Li, is it true?
00:15:42Bo's going to take down an evil sorceress?
00:15:44The chameleon?
00:15:45Well, a dragon warrior's work is never done.
00:15:48Li, I'm thinking Po dealing up with a convicted felon to take down an evil sorceress
00:15:52wasn't such a great idea.
00:15:54Relax.
00:15:55Po has faced demons, demigods, and everything else in between.
00:15:58He's always come out on top.
00:15:59And you're right.
00:16:00You're right.
00:16:01But what if you're wrong?
00:16:02Calm down, Ping.
00:16:03How bad can one evil sorceress be?
00:16:07Who is she to summon us?
00:16:09Classic power move.
00:16:10We're the heads of Juniper City's most prominent crime families.
00:16:13She's just some bug-eyed, power-hungry reptilian runt.
00:16:16You left out the evil sorceress part.
00:16:18We used to run the city.
00:16:19Now we pay her half the money we swindle.
00:16:21It's like a criminal can't make an honest living anymore.
00:16:23Yeah, but what can we do?
00:16:25Together, we can take her down.
00:16:27Are you nuts?
00:16:28She's a shapeshifter.
00:16:29She could be at this very table, and we'd have no idea.
00:16:33For all we know, you're the chameleon.
00:16:35Or you're the chameleon.
00:16:37Or maybe.
00:16:38Oh, no.
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00:16:40Don't say it.
00:16:41I'm the chameleon.
00:16:42Don't say it.
00:16:48We obviously spoke out of turn.
00:16:50Sorry, chameleon.
00:16:51No, no, don't apologize.
00:16:52You and your families prospered by preying upon the weak.
00:16:56So it doesn't feel good when you're the one being squeezed.
00:16:59Especially when the one doing the squeezing is just a bug-eyed, power-hungry...
00:17:04What's the rest?
00:17:05Reptilian runt.
00:17:06Well, this reptilian runt wants more.
00:17:10You already have the city.
00:17:11What else could you possibly want?
00:17:13I have something special in mind.
00:17:14I am very close to achieving it.
00:17:16As close as the Blood Moon.
00:17:18But the Blood Moon is two nights away.
00:17:20So little time, so many expenses.
00:17:22Which is why I'll need to increase this month's tribute to 60%.
00:17:26No.
00:17:31What was that now?
00:17:32I mean, no disrespect.
00:17:36Don't worry.
00:17:37I forgive you for the impudence.
00:17:40And the backstabbing.
00:17:41And the blatant disrespect you've shown me.
00:17:45I forgive.
00:17:46But I never forget.
00:17:48You might say I have the memory...
00:17:50Oh, don't say it.
00:17:51Of an elephant.
00:18:05You think I've pushed you too far?
00:18:08Then you, my friend, can begin to fathom
00:18:11just how far I can push.
00:18:19I'll expect your tributes by dawn.
00:18:25Are we gonna stop for lunch soon?
00:18:27Justice doesn't stop for lunch.
00:18:28But it does take the occasional time out for snackage.
00:18:31Wanna split my almond cookie?
00:18:32You're just gonna give me half of your cookie
00:18:34out of the goodness of your heart?
00:18:35Mm-hmm.
00:18:36What's the catch? The rub? The bamboozle?
00:18:37The bamboodle?
00:18:38You know, the fleece, the rub, the flimflam.
00:18:40Do you want the cookie or not?
00:18:44I got my eye on you.
00:18:47How much farther is it to this... the chameleon?
00:18:49Just a little farther.
00:19:02Lee, what are you doing out here in the middle of the night?
00:19:05I... I didn't want to miss the blood moon rising.
00:19:07Oh, Poe, you are just as worried as I am.
00:19:10All right, all right.
00:19:11I know pandas come across as calm, gentle, and chill,
00:19:13but the truth is I'm kind of freaking out.
00:19:16So am I.
00:19:17Poe isn't too calm, gentle, and chill
00:19:18to face a shape-shifting sorceress.
00:19:20What if he's captured?
00:19:21What if he's tortured?
00:19:22Huh?
00:19:23Our baby!
00:19:25Okay, okay.
00:19:26Maybe Poe has finally met his match,
00:19:28but there's still something that he has
00:19:30that the chameleon does not.
00:19:31What's that?
00:19:32Us.
00:19:33Now, let's go find our son.
00:19:35Poe's okay?
00:19:36You know, Lee, a wise goose once said
00:19:38worrying doesn't make the broth boil any faster.
00:19:41Who was that?
00:19:42Me, of course. I was the wise goose.
00:19:46Whoa!
00:19:47That's the biggest village I've ever seen.
00:19:49That's no village.
00:19:50That's Juniper City.
00:19:52That's where I'll find the chameleon, huh?
00:19:53Just a boat ride away.
00:19:54And I'm gonna lead you right to her front door.
00:19:56Are you sure we'll find a boat captain in there?
00:19:58For the right price.
00:19:59Those cutthroats will take us anywhere we want to go.
00:20:01Of course, we could always opt for the four-finger discount.
00:20:04No stealing.
00:20:05The Happy Bunny Tavern.
00:20:07Sounds inviting.
00:20:12Anybody lose a rabbit?
00:20:19Drive faster!
00:20:22Welcome to the Happy Bunny Tavern.
00:20:24I'll find us a ride.
00:20:25Maybe you can get us some food.
00:20:27Stay out of trouble.
00:20:29Hey, what you guys playing?
00:20:31Ah, chum.
00:20:32The stakes are high.
00:20:33Can I play?
00:20:34Surely you'll go easy on a beginner,
00:20:36because I'm very beginning.
00:20:39Hey, there. What can I get you?
00:20:40A boat ride to Juniper City.
00:20:42Ask this guy.
00:20:45Who's he?
00:20:46He's the captain.
00:20:47Thanks.
00:20:50Oh, I win again.
00:20:51Beginner's luck, I guess.
00:20:52Never played before.
00:20:53I'm sorry, are you accusing me of cheating?
00:20:55I would like to speak to the manager, please.
00:20:57I am the manager.
00:20:59I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper City,
00:21:01but I won't carry anything illegal.
00:21:03I don't want any trouble.
00:21:04Trouble runs from me.
00:21:05Then it'll cost you double.
00:21:06I'm confused.
00:21:07Should I have said that I like trouble?
00:21:08In that case, it'll cost you triple.
00:21:10Oh, uh, maybe we can go back to the double price?
00:21:14You got a deal.
00:21:15Great.
00:21:16Do I shake his hand or your hand?
00:21:18Can I get anything else for you, ma'am?
00:21:20Yes, everything, again, except for the broth.
00:21:22It was very bland.
00:21:23Keep stirring!
00:21:25Whoa, one of everything is my go-to order.
00:21:27But how did you pay for this?
00:21:29Legally, lawfully, fair and square.
00:21:30I'm proud of you.
00:21:40Oh, wow, look at the time.
00:21:41Remember when we had to do that thing
00:21:42down by the place with that guy?
00:21:43Did you actually think you could drift a meal out of me?
00:21:47There's got to be some sort of misunderstanding here.
00:21:51And apparently I'm the one misunderstanding.
00:21:53Please allow us to pay for our meal and yours, too.
00:21:55I'm only hungry for...
00:21:57Dumplings?
00:21:58Banjets.
00:21:59Well, then, come and get it.
00:22:00No, no, no, no!
00:22:01Don't come and get it!
00:22:02Destroy them!
00:22:13I got it!
00:22:14I got it!
00:22:23There you go.
00:22:25All better.
00:22:27Come on!
00:22:28Gotcha.
00:22:29Keep stirring!
00:22:45Whoa!
00:22:53I'll take that.
00:22:56Think this belongs to you?
00:23:08No stealing!
00:23:10No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:23:13Yeah, I think it's a little too late for that.
00:23:15It's never too late to do the right thing.
00:23:17No.
00:23:18Get them!
00:23:33Whoa, nice move.
00:23:34You got to teach me that.
00:23:35You die, panda!
00:23:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:23:40Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:23:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:23:51Who designed the cavern on the cliff?
00:23:53I shouldn't have eaten all those dumplings.
00:23:56Huh?
00:23:57Uh-oh.
00:24:02They'll have...
00:24:09Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:24:13Not that I'm worried, but...
00:24:15What if the chameleon knows we're coming?
00:24:17Well, she could be anywhere.
00:24:18Anywhere?
00:24:19Lee, would you please show a little backbone?
00:24:21I'm sorry.
00:24:22The bravery was never really my special.
00:24:24You don't have to be brave.
00:24:26You just have to act brave.
00:24:28Act brave.
00:24:29Got it.
00:24:32Lee!
00:24:34Hold on!
00:24:35Hold me, please!
00:24:36He's looking at me!
00:24:37Please, no!
00:24:38I'm too young!
00:24:43How was that for acting brave?
00:24:45Keep working on it.
00:24:50Juniper City.
00:24:51It's gonna be great to be back home again.
00:24:53Does your family live there, too?
00:24:54They would, if I had a family.
00:24:56It wasn't easy being a little fox in a big city.
00:24:59So I had to survive any way I could.
00:25:02Griffing, shilling, gaffing.
00:25:04Stop running!
00:25:05Stop running!
00:25:09Whoa, you're an orphan? So am I.
00:25:11Well, I mean, I was.
00:25:12My goose dad adopted me,
00:25:13and then later my panda dad found me.
00:25:15Goose dads, panda dads.
00:25:17Guess it takes all kinds.
00:25:18Right, Mom?
00:25:20Then one day a local took me in,
00:25:22put a roof over my head,
00:25:23gave me clothes to wear, food to eat.
00:25:25After that, I was never alone again.
00:25:27I guess we both got lucky.
00:25:28I guess.
00:25:29Hey, tell me something.
00:25:30Back in the Valley of Geese...
00:25:31Cease.
00:25:32What did that angry little squirrel mean...
00:25:33Red panda.
00:25:34...when he said you had to find your successor?
00:25:36Now that I'm supposed to become spiritual leader,
00:25:38I have to find a worthy successor
00:25:39to take over as the Dragon Warrior.
00:25:41Once you're on top,
00:25:42that's where you want to stay, right?
00:25:43No, it's just that
00:25:44what do I know about being a spiritual leader?
00:25:45I can't even come up with
00:25:46one of those cool-sounding proverbs.
00:25:47Life's greatest enemy is...
00:25:49Uh, I don't know.
00:25:50Stairs?
00:25:51Okay.
00:25:52Everyone knows
00:25:53life's greatest enemy is time.
00:25:55I guess it's just easier to
00:25:56hold on to the life you know
00:25:57than move on to the one you don't.
00:25:59Hey, that was pretty good.
00:26:00Yeah, maybe she should be
00:26:02the spiritual leader of the Valley of Geese.
00:26:06Oh, that guy.
00:26:07He drinks like a fish.
00:26:08Should he be driving?
00:26:29We've come to pay tribute
00:26:30as you requested.
00:26:31Looks a little light.
00:26:33Go back out and get me more.
00:26:34More?
00:26:35But, the chameleon!
00:26:36Go, before I toss you down
00:26:37another flight of stairs.
00:26:41At last, my destiny approaches.
00:26:47I'll expand my rule
00:26:48from Juniper City
00:26:49to every city and town and village.
00:26:51From here to the Valley of Peace
00:26:53and beyond!
00:26:58They will all know the name
00:27:00of the chameleon!
00:27:02Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:27:03Ah!
00:27:04Shin, I had a vision.
00:27:05I saw the chameleon.
00:27:06She's gonna take over cities
00:27:07and towns in the Valley of Peace.
00:27:09A vision?
00:27:10While you were asleep.
00:27:11I'm pretty sure that's just a dream.
00:27:12Not a dream!
00:27:13A vision.
00:27:14Either I had a bad dumpling
00:27:15before I went to sleep
00:27:16or it's a dragon warrior thing.
00:27:17We gotta get to the chameleon
00:27:18and take her down!
00:27:19Well, then, you're in luck.
00:27:20Welcome to Juniper City.
00:27:26Whoa!
00:27:29This is the place
00:27:30where you can be
00:27:31whatever you want to be,
00:27:32do whatever you want to do,
00:27:33and steal
00:27:34whatever you want to steal.
00:27:36If that's your thing.
00:27:37And...
00:27:38hop!
00:27:40Whoa!
00:27:41That came out of nowhere.
00:27:52Whoa!
00:27:53Sorry!
00:27:54Out of the way!
00:27:55I've never seen
00:27:56so much traffic before.
00:27:57You don't have rush hour
00:27:58in the Valley of Peace?
00:27:59No one's ever in
00:28:00that much of a rush!
00:28:02Come on!
00:28:07Well, it sure is good
00:28:08to be home again.
00:28:09The sights.
00:28:10The sounds.
00:28:11The smells.
00:28:15It's a wonton wonderland!
00:28:20Yeah!
00:28:23Ho!
00:28:24Ho!
00:28:25Focus!
00:28:26This city is the most amazing
00:28:27place I've ever seen!
00:28:28I used to feel the same way
00:28:29until the chameleon
00:28:30got her claws into it.
00:28:40Tonight, we take down
00:28:41the chameleon.
00:28:42Oh, yeah.
00:28:43I'll show you where
00:28:44this villainous sorceress
00:28:45lurks as she dominates
00:28:46the city.
00:28:47Is she lurking in that
00:28:48villainous tower
00:28:49dominating the city?
00:28:50How'd you know?
00:28:51Eh, not my first time
00:28:52taking down a villain.
00:28:53Let's keep moving.
00:28:54Hey, Jen!
00:28:55Hey, Jen!
00:28:56What time is it?
00:28:57How you doing, Jen?
00:28:58Wow, you're quite
00:29:00What?
00:29:01You're a wanted criminal?
00:29:02You sound surprised.
00:29:03Is it surprising?
00:29:04I don't think this is surprising.
00:29:05You never mentioned
00:29:06you were wanted.
00:29:07Don't worry.
00:29:08The law has better things
00:29:09to do than look for me.
00:29:10Hey, Fox.
00:29:11We've been looking for you.
00:29:12Must be a slow work week.
00:29:13I'll handle this.
00:29:14Morning, officers.
00:29:15Dragon Warrior here.
00:29:16The Fox and I are here
00:29:17on official Dragon Warrior biz.
00:29:19Dragon who?
00:29:20Warrior what?
00:29:21Dragon Warrior.
00:29:22Anyone?
00:29:23Nothing?
00:29:24Perhaps you know me
00:29:25better as...
00:29:26the Kung Fu Panda!
00:29:29Wait!
00:29:30Wait!
00:29:32Oh, come on!
00:29:33Okay, so we tried it your way.
00:29:35Now we try it mine.
00:29:37Wait, what's your where?
00:29:41Sorry!
00:29:43Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:29:45You can't run away from the law.
00:29:46You're a wanted criminal!
00:29:47Yeah?
00:29:48Well, it looks like
00:29:49I'm not the only one.
00:29:50City life really is fast-paced.
00:29:51We gotta get out of here
00:29:52before they call for...
00:29:54backup.
00:29:59That's a lot of bull!
00:30:00Run!
00:30:07Let go, let go!
00:30:29Come on!
00:30:41Watch out!
00:30:47I'm falling!
00:30:48Very...
00:30:49slowly.
00:30:50Slowly!
00:30:59Whoa!
00:31:02Sorry!
00:31:23There they are!
00:31:25We don't have time
00:31:26for a drunk solo!
00:31:29We're trapped!
00:31:40It isn't much farther now.
00:31:41Always say that
00:31:42and it's always so much farther.
00:31:46What is this place?
00:31:47Homes, you know.
00:31:48Some of the best crooks
00:31:49and criminals
00:31:50all of Juniper City would be.
00:31:53Careful, these guys
00:31:54will steal your pants right off you
00:31:55and you'll never...
00:31:58Uh-oh!
00:31:59Now you kids
00:32:00be careful of those fireworks.
00:32:10Ow!
00:32:17So, you're friends
00:32:18with all these people?
00:32:19They're practically family.
00:32:20Shit!
00:32:25Oh!
00:32:26Is that really you?
00:32:27Yeah, my old mentor.
00:32:28I always knew
00:32:29someday you'll find your way
00:32:30home back to the dead.
00:32:31And when you did...
00:32:33Are you sure?
00:32:34To give you a proper
00:32:35homecoming.
00:32:36Family, huh?
00:32:37More like distant cousins.
00:32:38All right.
00:32:39How should we do this?
00:32:40Quick and painless
00:32:41or slow and painful?
00:32:42Slow and painful!
00:32:43Slow and painful!
00:32:44All right, you little scamps.
00:32:45Slow and painful it is.
00:32:47No way!
00:32:48You really don't want to do this?
00:32:49Why is that?
00:32:50Because if you so much
00:32:51as lay one claw on me
00:32:52you're going to have to answer to...
00:32:54the Dragon Warrior.
00:32:55Warrior.
00:32:56Warrior.
00:33:01Oh, man.
00:33:02Are my adventures
00:33:03really that regional?
00:33:04Introduce him, Po.
00:33:06To your
00:33:07best...
00:33:12Remember, Po.
00:33:13There are other ways
00:33:14to bring peace
00:33:15than by kicking butt.
00:33:16Oh, come on.
00:33:17Really?
00:33:18Now?
00:33:19Yes.
00:33:20Now, hold on.
00:33:21Shouldn't my inner Shifus
00:33:22have differing opinions?
00:33:23We are in total agreement
00:33:24with our mutual disappointment.
00:33:26Wait.
00:33:27He who
00:33:28resorts to violence now
00:33:31will only find
00:33:32more violence later.
00:33:36So what you're saying is
00:33:37if we don't hurt Jen
00:33:38a little now
00:33:39we can hurt her a lot later.
00:33:40What?
00:33:41No, that's not what I said.
00:33:42Yes.
00:33:43And more violence later
00:33:44is better than
00:33:45less violence now.
00:33:46No, no, no.
00:33:47I think you're misunderstanding
00:33:48the fundamental point.
00:33:49More violence!
00:33:50Violence makes my tummy tingle.
00:33:51You know, that panoply
00:33:52is a lot of good points.
00:33:53I like it.
00:33:55No, no, no.
00:33:56Wait!
00:33:57Come back!
00:33:58I'll come up
00:33:59with better wisdom.
00:34:00You have got to
00:34:01workshop those problems.
00:34:02The Kung Fu Panda?
00:34:03Nope.
00:34:04The son of Mr.
00:34:05Penguin Lee?
00:34:06No, sir.
00:34:07Both very common names.
00:34:08Mentored by you?
00:34:09I'm so sorry.
00:34:10Trained by Master Shifu?
00:34:11Oh, Master Shifu?
00:34:12Aha!
00:34:13Yes.
00:34:14Everyone's heard
00:34:15of the legendary Master Shifu.
00:34:16But not you.
00:34:17Did someone say legendary?
00:34:18Bring it in.
00:34:19Well, come on.
00:34:20I know we've had our differences
00:34:21but we're really in a jam here
00:34:22and I was hoping
00:34:23you could help me out.
00:34:24Thank you.
00:34:25Don't drink that.
00:34:30We just need some place
00:34:31to lie low for a while
00:34:32and then we can go to sleep.
00:34:33Why should I help you?
00:34:34Because deep down
00:34:35beneath that iron-scaled exterior
00:34:36is a good-hearted soul
00:34:37who still thinks of me
00:34:38as one of the family.
00:34:39Fine.
00:34:40But if you still hurt my nightfall,
00:34:41I'm calling the bulls myself.
00:34:43Sleep tight.
00:34:48So tonight we take down
00:34:49the chameleon?
00:34:50After you get your bed.
00:34:51Not cool!
00:34:52You guys!
00:34:53Give them back!
00:34:54Those are custom!
00:35:00Yep.
00:35:01This place doesn't look
00:35:02very friendly.
00:35:03Oh, oh, it's here.
00:35:06I'm sure everything is fine.
00:35:08This is the restaurant.
00:35:09These are my people.
00:35:10We speak the same language.
00:35:11You wait here.
00:35:14Salutations!
00:35:15I'm so sorry to interrupt.
00:35:17I know you're having
00:35:18a good time,
00:35:19but I was wondering
00:35:20if a panda happened
00:35:21to be passing by
00:35:23There was a panda here.
00:35:24Do you know him?
00:35:25Know him?
00:35:26Why, I'm his dad!
00:35:31You need to pay for
00:35:32what your son did
00:35:33to my tavern!
00:35:37My boy wouldn't have
00:35:38done this for no reason.
00:35:40Is it possible
00:35:41you're brought with plan?
00:35:42Try it!
00:35:43Ah!
00:35:44No, no!
00:35:45The broth smells excellent!
00:35:46You should not
00:35:47add a single thing,
00:35:48especially not me!
00:35:49Hands off the goose!
00:35:53The panda's back!
00:35:54He's back!
00:35:55No.
00:35:57But you're about
00:35:58to wish he was.
00:35:59Because if you think
00:36:00he made a mess
00:36:01of this place,
00:36:02you have no idea
00:36:03what I'm capable of.
00:36:04Everything he learned,
00:36:05he learned from me.
00:36:08Except one thing.
00:36:10Mercy.
00:36:11I don't know
00:36:12where he got that
00:36:13because I don't
00:36:14believe him.
00:36:15Now this can go
00:36:16one of two ways.
00:36:18The easy way,
00:36:19in which you tell me
00:36:20where he is
00:36:21or the hard way,
00:36:22in which you tell me
00:36:23where he is.
00:36:24But it's hard
00:36:25to understand
00:36:26what you're saying
00:36:27because you have no data.
00:36:34Mahjong!
00:36:35I eat mahjong
00:36:36piles for breakfast!
00:36:52What?
00:37:10Where's our son?
00:37:11He took a boat
00:37:12to Juniper City.
00:37:13Which way?
00:37:15You know,
00:37:16a wise goose...
00:37:17Time to go.
00:37:18Yeah, right.
00:37:21Let's go!
00:37:44Hey, let's try this again.
00:37:45Score the pot,
00:37:46roll the wok,
00:37:47serve the dish,
00:37:48and slam!
00:37:49Hey,
00:37:50where's the golden dragon
00:37:51that's supposed to shoot out?
00:37:52Not gonna happen with a broom.
00:37:53Yeah, still not that, though.
00:37:54Yeah?
00:37:55But stir later,
00:37:56roll higher,
00:37:57and the word is
00:37:58skadoosh.
00:37:59Skadoosh isn't a word.
00:38:00And skablam is?
00:38:05Skablam!
00:38:10I gotta say,
00:38:11you're not like
00:38:12any of the other masters
00:38:13I've met.
00:38:14Yeah, I know.
00:38:15There's not a lot of pandas.
00:38:16No.
00:38:17You're like a good guy.
00:38:18Shut up!
00:38:19The coast is clear.
00:38:20Thieves?
00:38:21Hit the streets.
00:38:22You too.
00:38:23You're out of my sight.
00:38:41I know I promised
00:38:42that I'd leave you
00:38:43right to the commode's front door,
00:38:44but the back door
00:38:45seems a little impractical.
00:38:46I gotta say, Jack,
00:38:47you are a fox of your word.
00:38:48A cute, uh, peach pen.
00:38:50One from Master Moonway's
00:38:51Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.
00:38:53That's a Valiant Beast thing.
00:38:55It's supposed to remind me
00:38:56that every pen
00:38:57holds the promise
00:38:58of a mighty tree.
00:39:00Maybe I'll do the same for you.
00:39:07Are you sure you want to do this?
00:39:08I was advised
00:39:09that you had to listen.
00:39:10How may one
00:39:11keep a bunt
00:39:12if one doesn't seek
00:39:13a bunt to kick?
00:39:15Here.
00:39:16Real piece of work, you know.
00:39:17Thank you.
00:39:18Wait, was that
00:39:19a compliment or an insult?
00:39:20Yeah.
00:39:31Have you seen our son?
00:39:38Sorry.
00:39:39Sorry, sorry.
00:39:40Tell us you've seen our son.
00:39:44Wait, why are they leaving?
00:39:45He said yes.
00:39:46Hey, look!
00:39:47Who was he?
00:39:48Amazing people.
00:39:49How can you tell?
00:39:50We pens have a difference
00:39:51in numbers, kiddo.
00:39:52Come on,
00:39:53give me more clues,
00:39:54I'll make them.
00:40:14Come on.
00:40:45Ah!
00:40:51Ah!
00:40:56Ah!
00:40:58Ah!
00:41:00Ah!
00:41:06That was close.
00:41:07Look out!
00:41:11Pull!
00:41:12Stand back!
00:41:15Whoa!
00:41:17They're coming!
00:41:18Hurry, help me lift the cage!
00:41:19Ah!
00:41:20Ah!
00:41:21Ah!
00:41:23Ah!
00:41:24Ah!
00:41:25It's no use.
00:41:26We gotta brace it with something.
00:41:27Here, use my staff.
00:41:28All right, stand back,
00:41:29here I go!
00:41:31Shep?
00:41:33Where are you taking my staff?
00:41:36I think you mean
00:41:37my staff.
00:41:39You gave it to Shep
00:41:40and now Shep has to give it to me.
00:41:42Given the game,
00:41:43I believe it's how it works.
00:41:44You were right, Shep.
00:41:46She wants it,
00:41:47wants it hard.
00:41:48Shep!
00:41:49First in all the streets,
00:41:50never trust anyone.
00:41:51I taught her that.
00:41:52Then you learned
00:41:53my apprentice was your friend.
00:41:54Apprentice?
00:41:55She's the one that took you in?
00:41:57Best thing that ever
00:41:58happened to her.
00:41:59We should have seen
00:42:00the little brother spike
00:42:01before I found her.
00:42:02Mangy and half-starved.
00:42:04Hanging out with those rejects
00:42:05from the den of thieves.
00:42:08Huh?
00:42:24She had no fear.
00:42:27Such prudence.
00:42:33So I took her in.
00:42:36I made her what she is today.
00:42:38Stand up straight.
00:42:39Yes, master.
00:42:40So you went through all of this
00:42:41just to get me to give you
00:42:42the staff of wisdom?
00:42:43Why?
00:42:44I too came from
00:42:45humble beginnings
00:42:46and dreamed of becoming
00:42:47something more.
00:42:49I wanted respect and power.
00:42:50I wanted to be a master
00:42:51of Kung Fu.
00:42:52Say what?
00:42:53I was turned away
00:42:54from every training hall
00:42:55I knew to.
00:42:56They would say I was
00:42:57too small,
00:42:58too lonely.
00:42:59And that Kung Fu
00:43:00was not my destiny.
00:43:02And so I chose
00:43:03a different path.
00:43:04Sorcery.
00:43:05I grew.
00:43:07I excelled.
00:43:08And I got everything
00:43:09I had ever dreamed of.
00:43:11Everything except Kung Fu.
00:43:14Just because I can look like
00:43:15Tai Lung doesn't mean
00:43:16I can fight like him.
00:43:18You see, bro,
00:43:19Kung Fu may be
00:43:20performed by the body,
00:43:21but its secrets are
00:43:22housed in the spirit.
00:43:24And now that I have access
00:43:25to the spirit, then,
00:43:26you're gonna steal
00:43:27Tai Lung's Kung Fu.
00:43:28His and those of every
00:43:29master villain that came
00:43:30before me.
00:43:31And once I do,
00:43:32no one will dare
00:43:33underestimate me again.
00:43:35You forgot about me.
00:43:39Don't bother, bro.
00:43:40Those bars are enchanted
00:43:41with some very old
00:43:42and very powerful magic.
00:43:44You need at least
00:43:45ten dragon warriors
00:43:46to get through them.
00:43:47Then I won't go through them.
00:43:49I'll go under them.
00:43:52Oh!
00:44:01That's frustrating
00:44:02for all sorts of reasons.
00:44:22Ah!
00:44:34Po!
00:44:35Shen?
00:44:36My staff! Hand it over!
00:44:37I'm so sorry I lied to you.
00:44:38I was just doing
00:44:39what I was told.
00:44:40Apologize later.
00:44:41Right now I have to
00:44:42stop the chameleon.
00:44:43Po!
00:44:44Shen?
00:44:48No!
00:44:52Well done, Shen.
00:44:55You never said
00:44:56you were gonna hurt him.
00:44:57Watch the second
00:44:58wall of the streets.
00:44:59Someone always gets hurt
00:45:01and makes sure
00:45:02it's never you.
00:45:03I just wish there had been
00:45:05another way in the third
00:45:06wall of the streets.
00:45:07Third wall?
00:45:08Some would say
00:45:09it's the most important.
00:45:10No one is interested
00:45:12in your feelings.
00:45:14Chop-chop!
00:45:15We have a spirit
00:45:16welcome to Fundo.
00:45:17And smile!
00:45:19Nobody likes a grouch.
00:45:21Honestly, kid,
00:45:22I don't know where
00:45:23you got such bad habits.
00:45:38Get off me!
00:45:44Shen!
00:45:50No, save me!
00:45:54Hi, son.
00:45:58It's okay.
00:45:59We've got you, Po.
00:46:00We've got you.
00:46:02So you followed him.
00:46:03It was his idea.
00:46:04Okay, okay,
00:46:05it was both our ideas.
00:46:06Oh, he followed
00:46:07because we loved him.
00:46:08No, he followed
00:46:09because you didn't
00:46:10believe in me.
00:46:11And because we loved?
00:46:12Well, you're right.
00:46:14I screwed up big time.
00:46:16I trusted the wrong person.
00:46:18I gave the staff of wisdom
00:46:19right to the chameleon.
00:46:23Oh,
00:46:24that wasn't very
00:46:25big-time screw-up.
00:46:29If only I'd listened
00:46:30to Master Shifu
00:46:31and stayed in the Valley of Peace.
00:46:32The chameleon
00:46:33wouldn't have my staff
00:46:34and none of this
00:46:35would be happening.
00:46:36I was just so determined
00:46:37to keep things
00:46:38the way they were.
00:46:39Everyone is crazy,
00:46:40Shen.
00:46:41Even me.
00:46:42There was a time,
00:46:43not so far,
00:46:44when all I wanted to be
00:46:45was the greatest noodle chef
00:46:46in the Valley.
00:46:47So what happened?
00:46:49I became the greatest noodle chef
00:46:50in the Valley.
00:46:51That's true.
00:46:52But I also became
00:46:53the father of the Valley.
00:46:54And nothing,
00:46:55nothing's ever been
00:46:56the same since.
00:46:57Champions doesn't always
00:46:58have to be the same.
00:46:59Why do you think
00:47:00I always change
00:47:01with the men
00:47:02who run the restaurant?
00:47:03Because if things
00:47:04stay the same
00:47:05for everyone,
00:47:06you lose their flavor.
00:47:09He's right, Po.
00:47:10Since I left my village,
00:47:11I've become a bit of a warrior.
00:47:12Strong.
00:47:13Brave.
00:47:15No!
00:47:16Move it!
00:47:17Let go!
00:47:18Get those pages up there!
00:47:20Come on!
00:47:21You know what we should do now.
00:47:23What do you think?
00:47:24Move it!
00:47:25Come on!
00:47:30Don't tell me
00:47:31you were actually starting
00:47:32to become friends
00:47:33with that man.
00:47:34What?
00:47:35No.
00:47:36It's just when we want something,
00:47:37we must use whatever
00:47:38is at our disposal to make it.
00:47:39That's all that man wants.
00:47:40Something to use.
00:47:43Is that why you took me in?
00:47:45So I could help you
00:47:46get what you wanted?
00:47:47You shouldn't have.
00:47:48I took you in
00:47:49because you were clever
00:47:50and worthless
00:47:51and unsentimental
00:47:52like me.
00:47:53And the day you stop
00:47:54being those things
00:47:55is the day when,
00:47:56yes,
00:47:57you stop being useful to me.
00:47:58So for both of our sakes,
00:47:59no change.
00:48:06Tonight,
00:48:07when the blood moon
00:48:08rises to its highest point
00:48:09in the night sky,
00:48:10I will open the door
00:48:11to the spirit realm
00:48:12and all of its secrets
00:48:13will be mine!
00:48:19Does it mean
00:48:20it always rises slowly?
00:48:23I seem to remember
00:48:24it rising faster.
00:48:26No?
00:48:27Just me?
00:48:32Well,
00:48:33it's just for dramatic effect anyway.
00:48:34I think I'm just going to
00:48:35open the spirit realm now.
00:48:42Bring me Tai Lung!
00:48:51Tai Lung?
00:48:53Big fan.
00:48:54Who are you
00:48:55and what are you doing
00:48:56with that staff?
00:48:57This was given to me
00:48:58by an old friend of yours.
00:48:59The Koffee Panda?
00:49:00Poe might be an idiot,
00:49:01but he'd never willingly
00:49:02hand over Wu Kui's staff
00:49:03to the likes of you.
00:49:04You say anything
00:49:05about Wu Kui?
00:49:06I don't know.
00:49:07I'm just a man.
00:49:08I don't know anything
00:49:09about Wu Kui.
00:49:10What do you mean?
00:49:19Apparently,
00:49:20I misjudged you,
00:49:21Wizard.
00:49:22Now,
00:49:23why have you brought me back?
00:49:24I summoned you here
00:49:25so that you could teach
00:49:26your most legendary Kung Fu moves.
00:49:27I don't share my skills
00:49:28with anyone.
00:49:30It wasn't a request.
00:49:40Damn it.
00:50:11Yes!
00:50:12I got it!
00:50:13The Tai Lung Nerve Strike.
00:50:15The power and the precision.
00:50:19What have you done to me?
00:50:21All of your Kung Fu
00:50:22is now mine.
00:50:25And the best part is,
00:50:26I'm just getting warmed up.
00:50:28Bring me General Tai!
00:50:32Bring me
00:50:33Mr. Osprey!
00:50:37Master Poe!
00:50:41Poe!
00:50:44Poe, wait!
00:50:45Please, be reasonable.
00:50:46I'm not going anywhere
00:50:47until I get my staff back.
00:50:48No staff is worth your life.
00:50:50As long as I'm still
00:50:51the Dragon Warrior,
00:50:52I won't let anyone else
00:50:53get hurt because of me.
00:51:08Poe!
00:51:09You're alive!
00:51:12Please, I made a mistake.
00:51:14So did I.
00:51:15Trusting you.
00:51:17I'm sorry.
00:51:18Did your master tell you
00:51:19to say that too?
00:51:20She's not my master.
00:51:21I believe it.
00:51:22For good.
00:51:23It's the truth.
00:51:24I was wrong about everything.
00:51:28What are you doing?
00:51:29I'm stopping you!
00:51:30Get out of my way, Jen.
00:51:32No.
00:51:33Move.
00:51:34You want me to move?
00:51:35Move me.
00:51:36First you betrayed me,
00:51:37and now you want to fight me?
00:51:40Why are you doing this?
00:51:42To stop you from getting killed.
00:52:05What do you care
00:52:06if I get killed or not?
00:52:09I don't care.
00:52:20Please, Poe.
00:52:21You have to do one thing right.
00:52:27You're not the only one
00:52:28who's mixed up in your choices.
00:52:31You're really gonna go through
00:52:32with this, aren't you?
00:52:33Afraid so.
00:52:34And there's nothing I can do
00:52:35to talk you out of it?
00:52:36I'm afraid not.
00:52:37You can't beat her, you know.
00:52:39You're probably right.
00:52:41But I have to try.
00:52:43Get as far away
00:52:44from this place as you can.
00:52:45Poe!
00:52:46We should never have
00:52:47let him come here!
00:52:48We are such a terrible father.
00:52:49At least you didn't
00:52:50lie and betray him.
00:52:51Well, that's true.
00:52:52You're worse.
00:52:53I am a terrible friend.
00:52:54Friend?
00:52:55You feel a little generous
00:52:56now, Poe?
00:52:57Let's just give up.
00:52:58Surrender.
00:52:59We can't let him
00:53:00go in there alone.
00:53:01What can we do?
00:53:02There's just three of us
00:53:03against an army.
00:53:04I guess we'll just have
00:53:05to get an army of our own.
00:53:10Ah!
00:53:15Hey!
00:53:16Listen up, everybody!
00:53:24Thank you.
00:53:25The dragon warrior's
00:53:26in trouble.
00:53:27Who?
00:53:28You know.
00:53:29Who?
00:53:30The panda.
00:53:33No, no.
00:53:34A different panda.
00:53:35I'm his father.
00:53:36I'm also his father.
00:53:37Okay, that doesn't matter.
00:53:38What matters is that
00:53:39my friend's in trouble
00:53:40and he needs my help.
00:53:41So I need yours.
00:53:42Why should we help you?
00:53:44Because...
00:53:45Because...
00:53:46it's the right thing to do.
00:53:51Stop that!
00:53:52Stop!
00:53:53Stop laughing!
00:53:55Look, I know you think
00:53:56it might be too late
00:53:57for a bunch of cheats,
00:53:58thieves, and cutthroats
00:53:59like us to change our ways,
00:54:01but a good friend
00:54:02once told me
00:54:03it's never too late
00:54:04to do the right thing.
00:54:05So what you're saying is
00:54:06what might we do now?
00:54:07We're wrong.
00:54:08We can do later.
00:54:09What?
00:54:10Now?
00:54:11When was the chameleon
00:54:12out of the way?
00:54:13Now we can finally do
00:54:14all the wrong we want.
00:54:15I can do this
00:54:16on a fundamental point.
00:54:17Violence!
00:54:18Violence!
00:54:19Are you guys ready
00:54:20to do the right thing
00:54:21for the wrong reasons?
00:54:25Now, you see,
00:54:26the mistake this dragon
00:54:27warrior fellow made
00:54:28was underestimating
00:54:29his opponent.
00:54:30I never would have
00:54:31walked into such
00:54:32an obvious trap.
00:54:33Hey!
00:54:34Now, you see,
00:54:35the mistake this dragon
00:54:36warrior fellow made
00:54:37was underestimating
00:54:38his opponent.
00:54:39Now, you see,
00:54:40the mistake this dragon
00:54:41warrior fellow made
00:54:42was underestimating
00:54:43his opponent.
00:54:44This place is full of
00:54:45little girls, I guess.
00:54:46I'm never gonna
00:54:47get to polo time.
00:54:48You just get to polo.
00:54:49We'll take care
00:54:50of the girls.
00:54:51We will?
00:54:52I mean, we will.
00:54:53But how?
00:54:54Just leave that to me.
00:55:06The chameleon is pulling spirits from the spirit realm and draining us of all our moves.
00:55:28And she's using your staff to do it.
00:55:29I'm here to get it back.
00:55:30I'm here to get it back.
00:55:31Ow, my breath.
00:55:32Um, I'm sorry, do I know you, dude?
00:55:33No.
00:55:34It's Scott.
00:55:35The fire-breathing crocodile?
00:55:36Oh, right.
00:55:37Scott.
00:55:38Mr. Shifu and I were just talking about you.
00:55:39And, uh, who would make a mistake to take you, Mr. Dagger?
00:55:40I just didn't realize how big a mistake you make.
00:55:41Until now.
00:55:42Whoa.
00:55:43Tyler.
00:55:44Get that staff back.
00:55:45Restore your kung fu.
00:55:46And return you all back to the spirit realm.
00:55:47You'll see.
00:55:48Oh, I will.
00:55:49I will.
00:55:50I will.
00:55:51I will.
00:55:52I will.
00:55:53I will.
00:55:54I will.
00:55:55I will.
00:55:56I will.
00:55:57I will.
00:55:58I will.
00:55:59All I see is a broken promise.
00:56:06All right, you bunch of cantakers, kamotos.
00:56:10Now this can go one of two ways.
00:56:12The easy way, in which you surrender willingly,
00:56:15or the hard, where you surrender woundedly.
00:56:19The choice is yours.
00:56:24I'm getting it!
00:56:25I'm getting it!
00:56:27No!
00:56:39Thanks, Pete.
00:56:44Run away!
00:56:49Cannonball!
00:56:57Oh, is it too spicy?
00:56:59No, it's got the perfect kick.
00:57:01Incense.
00:57:02That's the secret to my mulberry punch.
00:57:09That panda was right.
00:57:10More violence later is better.
00:57:12Yay!
00:57:18I believe you have something that belongs to me.
00:57:23Can't you even die right?
00:57:24Can't you even kill wrong?
00:57:26We're glad you didn't come together.
00:57:27Now about that staff.
00:57:30Take it.
00:57:31I already have everything I need from it anyway.
00:57:33I knew this was destiny.
00:57:35A final face-off between the two of us.
00:57:39I like it so many ways.
00:57:41If only I had a dumpling for every time a villain told me how much we had in common.
00:57:44It's true.
00:57:45We've both risen to the highest of heights.
00:57:47It's a shame only one of us can come out undone.
00:57:49It is a shame.
00:57:50For you.
00:57:51My combined power of sorcery and kung fu make me unstoppable.
00:57:55And once I dispense with you, I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to...
00:57:58Every other city and town and village from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond.
00:58:01Yeah, I know.
00:58:02But how did you know?
00:58:04I saw it in a vision.
00:58:05Because I'm the Dragon Warrior.
00:58:09For now at least.
00:58:10But I've realized that it's probably time for me to change.
00:58:14And so should you.
00:58:15I'm the Chameleon. I do nothing but change.
00:58:17Only on the outside.
00:58:18Real change happens from within.
00:58:21And if we're really as alike as you say,
00:58:23then maybe we can both let go of who we were and become something better than we already are.
00:58:28What do you say?
00:58:29I say...
00:58:32Well, I saw that coming.
00:58:35We're very proud of you.
00:58:36You tried it our way.
00:58:37Now, try it yours.
00:58:39Kick her butt.
00:58:41I'm way ahead of you.
00:58:48Bastard, that was a strong twist!
00:58:51Bastard wore his tusks of terror!
00:58:54Bastard wore his fangs of fury!
00:58:59Bastard wore his horns of doom!
00:59:03What?
00:59:04Recognize this move?
00:59:07Is that how I sound?
00:59:08I don't sound like that, do I?
00:59:09You didn't learn those skills?
00:59:10I could just smell them!
00:59:12Give him a left.
00:59:13A right.
00:59:14Which one are you rooting for?
00:59:15I'm not sure.
00:59:16This is all very confusing.
00:59:17I'm stronger than every opponent you've ever faced.
00:59:19I'm stronger than every opponent you've ever faced.
00:59:21Because I am every opponent you've ever faced.
00:59:23Oh!
00:59:34Whoa, I gotta workshop those heroic entrances.
00:59:36Nah, it was just wrestling.
00:59:40I knew I should have reacted to the rot in the gutter when you moved along.
00:59:42Better to rot in the gutter than under your thumb.
00:59:49Yah!
00:59:50Two against one?
00:59:51Well, no, that doesn't seem fair.
00:59:53I'll have to even the odds.
00:59:55Master Cobra!
00:59:57Master Osprey!
00:59:59Master Scorpion!
01:00:01Master Wolf!
01:00:03General Kai!
01:00:05Lord Shen!
01:00:09That is awesome!
01:00:12I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome.
01:00:19Whoa!
01:00:29Whoa!
01:00:30Shen!
01:00:37Ahh!
01:00:38Ahh!
01:00:59Help!
01:01:05I thought we were friends.
01:01:08Stand back.
01:01:09I'm gonna kick my butt.
01:01:38Whoa!
01:01:41Whoa!
01:01:46Help!
01:02:02Ahh!
01:02:08Ahh!
01:02:17Come on, Po, get out of there.
01:02:18You have to do this.
01:02:19I can't beat the Chameleon.
01:02:20A wise old tortoise once told me that you never know what you can do until you do it.
01:02:23The fate of the world hangs in the balance and you're here giving me life advice of a tortoise?
01:02:27Be the pit, Shen. Be the pit.
01:02:38And what do you think you're doing?
01:02:40Finishing what Po started.
01:02:41Oh, please. How many times do I have to tell you?
01:02:45Don't slouch.
01:02:54You ungrateful little urchin!
01:02:56After all I've done for you, you betrayed me for the panda!
01:03:00First rule of Shih Tzu, never trust anyone.
01:03:03Ha, you can't defeat me. I know all your moves.
01:03:06Not this one.
01:03:08First rule, stir, serve, and scum blast!
01:03:18Second rule, someone always gets hurt.
01:03:21Now that's a cool move.
01:03:23Po, you could have gotten out of that cake any time you wanted.
01:03:25You faker!
01:03:26It's not faking, it's method. Besides, how's a peach ever supposed to become a tree if you never give it the chance to grow it?
01:03:32And Po, you stirred faster and rolled higher. But for the last time, the word is...
01:03:43...extinction.
01:04:02Maybe Oolway was right about you.
01:04:06You aren't completely useless, are you?
01:04:08Oh, gosh, thank you so much.
01:04:18Ha, ha, ha! That's my son!
01:04:20Our son!
01:04:22I think it's time.
01:04:24You sent us home, panda.
01:04:26I think it's time.
01:04:28You sent us home, panda.
01:04:56Jen, do something!
01:04:58Third rule, no one's interested in your feelings.
01:05:05I'll see you on the other side, dragon warrior.
01:05:26I packed some food for your time in jail.
01:05:28Let's hope it's not too exciting for you.
01:05:30Thanks, guys.
01:05:32I was thinking, after I serve my time and I'm a free fox again, maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture places that are all the rage.
01:05:38I think you'd better suit it for a job with a little more room for growth.
01:05:45Jade Palace?
01:05:49Out of all the candidates you choose to train as your worthy successor, you chose the fox?
01:05:53You know when you know, you know?
01:05:55Fine, choose who you want, the thieves, the scavengers, I don't even know why I'd bother.
01:05:59I'm going to go meditate.
01:06:01A lot.
01:06:03Don't worry, he'll come around.
01:06:05Probably. Maybe.
01:06:08Hey, you okay?
01:06:10Yeah, he's right. What about when he says I'm ready for this?
01:06:14Well, as I learned from working in my dad's kitchen, sometimes the greatest dishes come from the most unlikely ingredients.
01:06:21Hey, that's not bad. Okay, I see you, spiritual leader.
01:06:23Yeah, I'm getting the hang of this proverb thing.
01:06:25One shouldn't do a deep squat with a chopstick in one's pocket.
01:06:27Yeah, maybe you should just take the chicken bite.
01:06:29Well, you can't buy happiness.
01:06:31You sure can't buy a lot of dumplings.
01:06:33Why does it always come back to dumplings?
01:06:35When life gets you lemons, make pear juice and blow everyone's minds.
01:06:37Wait, daddy.
01:06:39You can't have your pancake and make a cake, too.
01:06:41I thought you said you'd have a pancake and then order maple pudding.
01:06:47Inner peace.
01:06:49Inner peace.
01:06:51Inner peace.
01:06:53Hey, Master Chi-Fu, look, there's two of us.
01:06:55You're doing great, Chi-Fu.
01:06:57You're not breathing with your belly.
01:06:59You look a little tired.
01:07:01Are you tired?
01:07:05Inner peace.
01:07:07Inner peace.
01:07:09Inner peace.
01:07:19Inner peace.
01:07:21Inner peace.
01:07:23Inner peace.
01:07:25Inner peace.
01:07:27Inner peace.
01:07:29Inner peace.
01:07:31Inner peace.
01:07:33Inner peace.
01:07:35Inner peace.
01:07:37Inner peace.
01:07:39Inner peace.
01:07:41Inner peace.
01:07:43Inner peace.
01:07:45Inner peace.
01:07:47Inner peace.