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00:00The Raulston Purina Company, a famous old checkerboard square in St. Louis, Missouri.
00:22Raulston, makers of wheat checks, rice checks, rye crisp, and instant Raulston present the
00:29Names the Same.
00:30And now let's meet our moderator of the Names the Same, author of the best-seller, Party
00:39of One, the head man himself, Clifton Fadiman.
00:42Hello, everybody.
00:43Welcome to the Names the Same.
00:46We're glad to have you play the game with our panel, and I'll introduce them to you,
00:53beginning with the lovely lady at my extreme right, the star of stage and television, Joan
00:57Alexander.
00:58Next, the Broadway producer and television personality, looking very smart this evening,
01:08Mike Wallace.
01:09Hi, Mike.
01:10The lovely leading lady of the Jackie Gleason Show, you all know her and love her, Audrey
01:17Meadows.
01:18Our genius at the end, the Doodles Man, author of Oodles of Doodles.
01:26It's selling oodles, isn't it?
01:27Roger Price.
01:28Got a new haircut, Roger?
01:29It just grew in the back.
01:30Yeah, it looks very nice.
01:31Same treatments on the side.
01:32That's where it's growing, Ben.
01:33I think it looks nice.
01:34Well, now, even though our panel, ladies and gentlemen, won't meet our special guest until
01:35a little later on in the program, here for our audience is a preview of our special guest.
01:36Hello, everybody.
01:37Welcome to the Names the Same.
01:38We're glad to have you play the game with our panel, Audrey Meadows.
01:39Next, the Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
01:40Hi, Mike.
01:41The lovely leading lady of the Jackie Gleason Show, you all know her and love her, Audrey
01:42Meadows.
01:43Next, the Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
01:44Hi, Mike.
01:45The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
01:46Next, the Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
01:47Hi, Mike.
01:48The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
01:49Hi, Mike.
01:50The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
01:51Hi, Mike.
01:52The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
01:53Hi, Mike.
01:54The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
01:55Hi, Mike.
01:56The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
01:57Hi, Mike.
01:58The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
01:59Hi, Mike.
02:00The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:01Hi, Mike.
02:02The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:03Hi, Mike.
02:04The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:05Hi, Mike.
02:06The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:07Hi, Mike.
02:08The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:09Hi, Mike.
02:10The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:11Hi, Mike.
02:12The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:13Hi, Mike.
02:14The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:15Hi, Mike.
02:16The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:17Hi, Mike.
02:18The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:19Hi, Mike.
02:20The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:21Hi, Mike.
02:22The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:23Hi, Mike.
02:24The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:25Hi, Mike.
02:26The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:27Hi, Mike.
02:28The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:29Hi, Mike.
02:30The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:31Hi, Mike.
02:32The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:33Hi, Mike.
02:34The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:35Hi, Mike.
02:36The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:37Hi, Mike.
02:38The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:39Hi, Mike.
02:40The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:41Hi, Mike.
02:42The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:43Hi, Mike.
02:44The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:45Hi, Mike.
02:46The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:47Hi, Mike.
02:48The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:49Hi, Mike.
02:50The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:51Hi, Mike.
02:52The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:53Hi, Mike.
02:54The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:55Hi, Mike.
02:56The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:57Hi, Mike.
02:58The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
02:59Hi, Mike.
03:00The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:01Hi, Mike.
03:02The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:03Hi, Mike.
03:04The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:05Hi, Mike.
03:06The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:07Hi, Mike.
03:08The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:09Hi, Mike.
03:10The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:11Hi, Mike.
03:12The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:13Hi, Mike.
03:14The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:15Hi, Mike.
03:16The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:17Hi, Mike.
03:18The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:19Hi, Mike.
03:20The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:21Hi, Mike.
03:22The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:23Hi, Mike.
03:24The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:25Hi, Mike.
03:26The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:27Hi, Mike.
03:28The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:29Hi, Mike.
03:30The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:31Hi, Mike.
03:32The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:33Hi, Mike.
03:34The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:35Hi, Mike.
03:36The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:37Hi, Mike.
03:38The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:39Hi, Mike.
03:40The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:41Hi, Mike.
03:42The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:43Hi, Mike.
03:44The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:45Hi, Mike.
03:46The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:47Hi, Mike.
03:48The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:49Hi, Mike.
03:50The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:51Hi, Mike.
03:52The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:53Hi, Mike.
03:54The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:55Hi, Mike.
03:56The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:57Hi, Mike.
03:58The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
03:59Hi, Mike.
04:00The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:01Hi, Mike.
04:02The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:03Hi, Mike.
04:04The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:05Hi, Mike.
04:06The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:07Hi, Mike.
04:08The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:09Hi, Mike.
04:11Hi, Mike.
04:12The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:13Hi, Mike.
04:14The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:15Hi, Mike.
04:16The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:17Hi, Mike.
04:18The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:19Hi, Mike.
04:20The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:21Hi, Mike.
04:22The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:23Hi, Mike.
04:24The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:25Hi, Mike.
04:26The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:27Hi, Mike.
04:28The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:29Hi, Mike.
04:30The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:31Hi, Mike.
04:32The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:33Hi, Mike.
04:34The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:35Hi, Mike.
04:41Hi, Mike.
04:42The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:43Hi, Mike.
04:44The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:45Hi, Mike.
04:46The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:47Hi, Mike.
04:48The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:49Hi, Mike.
04:50The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:51Hi, Mike.
04:52The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:53Hi, Mike.
04:54The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:55Hi, Mike.
04:56The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:57Hi, Mike.
04:58The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
04:59Hi, Mike.
05:00The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:01Hi, Mike.
05:02The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:03Hi, Mike.
05:04The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:05Hi, Mike.
05:11Hi, Mike.
05:12The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:13Hi, Mike.
05:14The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:15Hi, Mike.
05:16The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:17Hi, Mike.
05:18The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:19Hi, Mike.
05:20The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:21Hi, Mike.
05:22The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:23Hi, Mike.
05:24The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:25Hi, Mike.
05:26The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:27Hi, Mike.
05:28The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:29Hi, Mike.
05:30The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:31Hi, Mike.
05:32The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:33Hi, Mike.
05:34The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:35Hi, Mike.
05:41Hi, Mike.
05:42The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:43Hi, Mike.
05:44The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:45Hi, Mike.
05:46The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:47Hi, Mike.
05:48The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:49Hi, Mike.
05:50The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:51Hi, Mike.
05:52The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:53Hi, Mike.
05:54The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:55Hi, Mike.
05:56The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:57Hi, Mike.
05:58The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
05:59Hi, Mike.
06:00The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:01Hi, Mike.
06:02The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:03Hi, Mike.
06:04The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:05Hi, Mike.
06:10The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:11Hi, Mike.
06:12The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:13Hi, Mike.
06:14The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:15Hi, Mike.
06:16The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:17Hi, Mike.
06:18The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:19Hi, Mike.
06:20The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:21Hi, Mike.
06:22The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:23Hi, Mike.
06:24The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:25Hi, Mike.
06:26The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:27Hi, Mike.
06:28The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:29Hi, Mike.
06:30The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:31Hi, Mike.
06:32The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:33Hi, Mike.
06:34The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:35Hi, Mike.
06:36The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:37Hi, Mike.
06:38The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:39Hi, Mike.
06:40The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:41Hi, Mike.
06:42The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:43Hi, Mike.
06:44The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:45Hi, Mike.
06:46The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:47Hi, Mike.
06:48The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:49Hi, Mike.
06:50The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:51Hi, Mike.
06:52The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:53Hi, Mike.
06:54The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:55Hi, Mike.
06:56The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:57Hi, Mike.
06:58The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
06:59Hi, Mike.
07:00The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:01Hi, Mike.
07:02The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:03Hi, Mike.
07:04The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:05Hi, Mike.
07:06The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:07Hi, Mike.
07:08The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:09Hi, Mike.
07:10The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:11Hi, Mike.
07:12The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:13Hi, Mike.
07:14The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:15Hi, Mike.
07:16The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:17Hi, Mike.
07:18The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:19Hi, Mike.
07:20The Broadway producer and television personality, Joan Alexander.
07:21Hi, Mike.
07:23Okay, panel.
07:24A little hint.
07:25This gentleman's name is the same as an action.
07:26The same as an action, and we'll start with Roger Price.
07:27Go ahead, Roger.
07:28Sir, this action, is this something that's possible that I might ever have done?
07:29Yes.
07:30Is this a pleasant action?
07:31Yes, sir.
07:32Is it done on special occasions ever?
07:33Well, not special.
07:34Well, I think it might be done on special occasions, yes.
07:35I think so.
07:36Is this an occasion that might happen once a year?
07:37Yes, sir.
07:38Is it done on special occasions ever?
07:39Yes, sir.
07:40Is it done on special occasions ever?
07:41Yes, sir.
07:42Is it done on special occasions ever?
07:43Well, not special.
07:44Well, I think it might be done on special occasions, yes.
07:45I think so.
07:46What do you think?
07:47No.
07:48No.
07:49For most people, no.
07:50Well, is this something, this action, is this something that, say, a fellow like me might
07:51do once in a lifetime?
07:52What do you think, sir?
07:53No.
07:54No.
07:55I pass to Miss Meadows.
07:56Okay, audience.
07:57All right, you said this was something Roger could do.
07:58Is this something that I might also do?
07:59Yes, sir.
08:00Is it done on special occasions ever?
08:01Yes, sir.
08:02Is it done on special occasions ever?
08:03Yes, sir.
08:04Is it done on special occasions ever?
08:05Yes, sir.
08:06Is it done on special occasions ever?
08:07Yes, sir.
08:08Is it done on special occasions ever?
08:09Yes, sir.
08:10Is it done on special occasions ever?
08:11Yes, sir.
08:13All right, you said this was something Roger could do.
08:14Is this something that I might also do?
08:15Yes.
08:16When a person does this, does it usually make them feel good?
08:17Usually.
08:18Usually.
08:19Is this something that I could do to somebody else?
08:20Yes.
08:21You're getting into deep water now, aren't you?
08:22I am?
08:23Go ahead.
08:24Is this a rather personal thing?
08:25Yes.
08:26Is this something that you usually don't let a young man do?
08:27No.
08:28No.
08:29No.
08:30No.
08:31No.
08:32No.
08:33No.
08:34No.
08:35No.
08:36No.
08:37No.
08:38No.
08:39No.
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:42No.
08:43No.
08:44No.
08:45No.
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:48No.
08:49No.
08:50No.
08:51No.
08:52No.
08:53No.
08:54No.
08:55No.
08:56No.
08:57No.
08:58No.
08:59No.
09:00Yes.
09:01What does a young man do on a first date?
09:02What's your answer to that?
09:03No.
09:04No.
09:05That's right.
09:06After a date, does a boyfriend usually try to do this before the girl goes into the house?
09:07No.
09:08She won't give up.
09:09Okay, then.
09:10He said, the gentleman said yes.
09:12Uh, does it take place within the bathroom?
09:15Bathroom?
09:16Yes, bathroom.
09:17The bathroom.
09:18Well, not especially.
09:19That, Mike Wallace, is from Muncie, Indiana,
09:21but I'm from Boston.
09:22Uh...
09:24Got you pretty well mixed up tonight, Mike.
09:26Is it in the bathroom?
09:27Yes.
09:28That's better.
09:29Oh, make up your mind.
09:30That's a very different thing,
09:31whether it's in the bathroom or the bathroom.
09:33Uh, it can be done in the bathroom,
09:35wouldn't you say, sir?
09:36Yes.
09:37Well, I got a hint from what Roger said
09:39about once a year or...
09:41What's that?
09:42What about Saturday night?
09:44What'd you get from that?
09:45That's gone, it just rang.
09:47Go ahead, Joanie.
09:48Well, I feel like a thief, but, um...
09:51That doesn't worry you.
09:53Is it something to do with something like I bathe?
09:56No.
09:57Well, uh...
09:58No?
09:59You're no thief.
10:00I think it might be something like it, Joan.
10:02You're more or less on the right track.
10:03I was?
10:04Uh, the answer to that literally is no,
10:07but you're pretty near.
10:08You mean that Walsh is in it?
10:10Ah, go ahead, sir, you answer.
10:12Yes.
10:13The last name is Walsh?
10:14Yes.
10:15Will Walsh?
10:16That's right.
10:17Will Walsh.
10:18Very good.
10:23Will Walsh is right.
10:25I thought you'd clean that up very well, Joan.
10:27Well, I guess you have, uh,
10:28three losers' checks to collect, sir.
10:30Mr. Walsh, rather.
10:31You go over there and collect them
10:32and thank some of the awesome people
10:33for playing the names the same.
10:35Nice to have you with us.
10:38Thank you.
10:47Built like three pullbacks.
10:49Now, ladies and gentlemen,
10:50it's time for us to introduce our panel
10:52to our special guest, whom you know,
10:54the well-known bad man of the screen,
10:56George Raft.
11:02Hi, Gerald.
11:03Hi.
11:04Hi, and good to see you.
11:05Nice to see you.
11:06George, you know all these nice people over there.
11:08Joan Alexander.
11:09Mike Wallace.
11:10Audrey Meadows.
11:11You must have heard of her.
11:12Naturally.
11:13Roger Price.
11:14He's our young, uh,
11:16juvenile lead.
11:18Tell me, George,
11:19what are you doing in town?
11:21Well, Kip, I really came in
11:23to see the Price fights
11:24and the World Series.
11:26Oh, the World Series.
11:27Uh, how are you picking them?
11:29So far, so good,
11:30but today was pretty bad.
11:32Oh, true.
11:34Take a seat.
11:38Some of you are seeing this
11:39on delayed broadcast, of course,
11:41and, well, by that time,
11:42you'll have known who won the series,
11:43but for us here, at this moment,
11:45it's still up in the air.
11:47Well, I don't like to, you know,
11:48pick either the Yankees or the Dodgers.
11:50Uh, you don't, uh,
11:51you haven't got any money on this,
11:52have you, George?
11:53No, I just think it's a mind bet.
11:55Mental bet, sure.
11:57That's our Georgie.
11:59Uh, Georgie, uh,
12:00how many World Series have you seen?
12:02Quite a lot.
12:03Well, Kip, for the last 25 years,
12:05I've attended them.
12:07Is that so?
12:08But by this time,
12:09they can't run them
12:10unless you're there.
12:11Is it true that you once, uh,
12:12connected with a ball team?
12:14Yes, at one time,
12:15I was the bat boy
12:16for the New York Yankees.
12:17And you've come up since?
12:18I tried.
12:20I'm still betting on the Yankees.
12:21Good enough.
12:22Okay.
12:23Well, now let's play our game.
12:24Panel, before the show,
12:26George Raft told me his special wish,
12:28and it's something he'd like to be.
12:30Very simple.
12:31It's something he'd like to be.
12:32Let's show our home audience
12:33what it is that George Raft
12:34would like to be.
12:45I don't know why, George,
12:46but okay.
12:48Oh, while you dig into George here,
12:50find out exactly what it is
12:51he'd like to be,
12:52and start with that bright little girl
12:53over there to my right,
12:54Joan Alexander.
12:55George, are there others
12:56who are this?
12:57Who are this?
12:58Are there others who are this
13:00that you would like to be?
13:01Oh, yes.
13:02Yes?
13:03Yes.
13:04Might I like to be this?
13:07George, this is your game.
13:10Well, I couldn't say.
13:13Is Clifton Fadiman this right now?
13:16Far from it.
13:17No, no.
13:18No?
13:19I thought you might like to be the emcee.
13:21Would this affect you
13:22if you were this?
13:23One of the most fantastic wishes
13:24I ever heard of.
13:26If you were this,
13:27would it affect you physically
13:28in any way?
13:31Oh, fess up, George.
13:35Yes, I think so.
13:36Don't say anymore.
13:37On this program,
13:38we tell the truth.
13:39Tell the truth.
13:40The answer to that is yes.
13:41Yes, it would affect me.
13:42Would it change your appearance?
13:45Oh, come on, George.
13:48I'm sure it would.
13:49It would?
13:51Would you be able to do something
13:52that you cannot do right now?
13:54No.
13:59I hope not.
14:02I think there are many things
14:03such as...
14:04Well...
14:07I'm sure you're a man
14:08who can do anything.
14:09He can.
14:10Thank you.
14:11I pass.
14:12Well, you've made a firm friend, Joan.
14:13We'll pass over to Roger now.
14:16Does this have anything to do
14:17with show business, George?
14:19No, I don't think so.
14:21Is this something you think
14:22I might like to be too?
14:25You put me in a difficult spot.
14:28I think you might.
14:29Does it have anything to do
14:30with athletics?
14:33No, I don't...
14:34Not especially.
14:35Help.
14:36Do you think other people,
14:37your friends would like it
14:38if you got me this?
14:41Maybe some.
14:48You're nowhere, are you, Roger?
14:51You bet.
14:52You bet.
14:53I'll pass to Audrey.
14:54Don't you dare.
14:55Go ahead, Audrey.
14:57Is there somebody
14:58who already is
15:00what you want to be?
15:02Somebody, some one person.
15:03Some one person?
15:04No, I wouldn't say one.
15:06Lots, lots.
15:07Is there an organization
15:08of people like...
15:12I'm sure...
15:13I don't know if there's a club
15:14or anything,
15:15but there are a lot of people
15:16who are this.
15:17Oh, they are?
15:18Is it easier to be this
15:19in California
15:20than here in New York?
15:23No, I think it would
15:24help both places.
15:25It would?
15:26Yes.
15:27So the climate would have
15:28nothing to do with it?
15:29I'm sure not.
15:30And has nothing to do
15:31with sports or anything?
15:33No.
15:34And it changes your appearance
15:35somehow?
15:37I imagine so.
15:40In...
15:42I pass.
15:46That's the way
15:47she looks at you.
15:50She just can't think of anything.
15:51All right, Mike.
15:52Does it have anything
15:53to do, George,
15:54with your state of mind
15:55when you are this
15:56that you would like to be?
15:58I think a little.
15:59Yeah, I think a little.
16:00Yeah, yeah.
16:02Does it have anything
16:03at all to do with...
16:06Does it have anything
16:07at all to do with your age?
16:09Speak up, George.
16:10Speak up.
16:11Yes.
16:12You want to be sweet 16 again?
16:16Pretty near.
16:17Pretty close.
16:18Warm, yeah.
16:19You want to be 39 again?
16:22Yes.
16:24He's only 38.
16:25He hasn't reached 39 yet.
16:27But really, you're so warm, Mike.
16:28Go ahead.
16:29Before I get any ruder,
16:30I'm going to give it to him.
16:33You want to be 21 again.
16:45But, George, I thought
16:46you were 21.
16:47He was.
16:48He was.
16:49One time.
16:50Maybe 40 years ago.
16:52George, did you ever
16:53wish this wish before?
16:55Yes.
16:56I think two years ago
16:57on this panel,
16:58I wished that I wanted
16:59to be 21.
17:00And two years has elapsed
17:01and nothing has happened.
17:03He wished it
17:04when he met Marilyn Monroe.
17:07That's what you're worried about.
17:08You look a beautiful 33, George.
17:10Thank you.
17:11What do you want to go
17:12through all that business
17:13of getting to be mature
17:14all over again?
17:15All that business
17:16of growing up.
17:17It's a darn nuisance.
17:18You're all right the way you are.
17:19If you really want us
17:20to gratify your wish,
17:21come back two years from now.
17:22Maybe things will be better.
17:24Like that wonderful line
17:25you know,
17:26in Philadelphia Story,
17:27when they're talking about
17:28the very rich girl
17:29and somebody says,
17:30for all her looks
17:31and all her youth
17:32and all her beauty,
17:33do you think I'd change
17:34places with her?
17:35Boy, just ask me.
17:38Me too.
17:39You remember George Bernard Shaw's
17:40line about youth?
17:41Yes, I do.
17:42Shame to have to waste it on you.
17:44Okay, you go over there
17:45and collect the checks.
17:46I know they're going to
17:47your favorite charity, George.
17:48Good luck to you.
17:49Thanks for playing the game.
18:10Between you and me,
18:11I don't know how old
18:12George Raft is.
18:13I don't care.
18:14But working very close to him
18:15as I did,
18:16he looks like a very nice
18:1738 or 39.
18:19I wish I could look that way
18:20when I get to be 38 or 39.
18:26And now may we have
18:27our next guest?
18:34Nice to see you, young lady.
18:36Gee, I wish we were on
18:37color television.
18:38That's a beautiful green.
18:39Thank you.
18:40What do you call that?
18:41Nile green?
18:42Somewhere along there.
18:43Maybe something that looks
18:44a little...
18:45Isn't that lovely, Audrey?
18:46Yes.
18:47Beautiful dress.
18:48Okay.
18:49Where are you from?
18:50Paris, Tennessee.
18:51Oh, I thought you were
18:52from Paris, France,
18:53from that dress.
18:54What do you go to school there,
18:55of course?
18:56Yes, sir.
18:57What grade?
18:58Don't call me sir.
18:59I've just reached the age
19:00I don't like to be called sir.
19:01You're in what grade?
19:02The 12th grade.
19:03That would make you about 16?
19:04Yes, sir.
19:05Sweet 16.
19:06Just a few years
19:07junior to Mr. Raft.
19:08Good enough.
19:09Okay, we're sending $10
19:10to Miss Andrea J. Baker
19:11of Memphis, Tennessee
19:12for submitting your name.
19:13And now let's show
19:14our home audience
19:16applause
19:23All right, panel.
19:25I'll tell you this much.
19:26The young lady's name
19:27is the same as a thing.
19:29And let's start this off
19:30with Audrey Meadows.
19:32Are you a useful thing?
19:35Useful?
19:36Yes.
19:37Are you in a manufactured state?
19:41I beg your pardon?
19:42Are you in a manufactured state?
19:44Manufactured?
19:45You mean like wheat checks
19:46and stuff like that?
19:47Yes.
19:49No, not manufactured in a factory
19:51or anything like that, no.
19:52Well, then you are
19:53in your original state?
19:54Yes.
19:55Are you something that grows?
19:58Yes.
19:59Sure.
20:01Can you grow this indoors,
20:02inside the house?
20:05Well, it grows.
20:06Sure, it grows.
20:07It can be grown anywhere.
20:08It can be grown anywhere?
20:10Well, would it be more apt
20:11to be grown outdoors
20:12than in a kitchen window
20:13or something?
20:15That's a hard one to answer.
20:17What do you think?
20:18You don't grow it
20:19in that sense,
20:20but you might see it
20:21a little more constantly
20:22out of doors than indoors.
20:23That's possible.
20:24And I just got the gong.
20:25You just got that
20:26good old gong.
20:27Pass this over to Mike.
20:28You just see it what?
20:29I beg your pardon?
20:30What did you say?
20:31You might see it
20:32a little more frequently
20:33out of doors than indoors.
20:35Out of doors than indoors?
20:36You might, yeah.
20:38You know, if she weren't a thing,
20:40if she were a person
20:41and her name were the same
20:42as the girl
20:43that she looks like,
20:44her name would be Debbie Reynolds.
20:45Have you noticed
20:46that she looks so much
20:47like Debbie Reynolds?
20:48She does.
20:49Particularly in...
20:50Turn your profile again, will you?
20:51Isn't that a nice profile?
20:52Yes, she does, doesn't she?
20:53Well, now...
20:54Of course, Mike says
20:55that sort of thing
20:56to all the girls.
20:57You know, don't pay
20:58too much attention to him.
20:59Okay, go ahead, Mike.
21:00Are you an animal?
21:01No.
21:02You're not?
21:03Yes.
21:04Yes.
21:05No.
21:06Are you a human animal?
21:07Not a complete animal, no.
21:08That wouldn't be fair.
21:09Not a complete animal.
21:10You are part of an animal?
21:12Yes.
21:13Aha.
21:14Is it part of a human animal?
21:15Yes.
21:16Is it a member
21:17of that human being's body?
21:19Yes.
21:20Is it from here up?
21:22Yes.
21:23Is it from here up?
21:25Yes.
21:26So it's one of the features
21:27on your face?
21:28Did you hear that bell?
21:29I heard the bell.
21:30Okay.
21:31Is it a nose?
21:34No.
21:35A mouth?
21:36No.
21:37Anything to do
21:38with the region of the mouth?
21:40Region of the mouth?
21:41That's right near the mouth.
21:42Teeth of any kind?
21:43No.
21:44Teeth are of only one kind.
21:45Lips?
21:46No.
21:47It's around the chin?
21:49No.
21:50It's around a tongue?
21:51No.
21:52You don't even know
21:53what your face looks like.
21:55Well, you've got a mouth,
21:56teeth, tongue, lips.
21:57Congratulations.
21:58And it is something
21:59to do with the mouth, you say?
22:01I said in the region.
22:02She said in the region.
22:03Is it a dimple?
22:04No.
22:05Come on, Roger,
22:06you ought to be able to see.
22:07Apple?
22:08No.
22:09Brooch?
22:10No.
22:11Uh, let's see.
22:12It's right in here, huh?
22:14Can we see it?
22:15Yes.
22:16Huh?
22:17It's a filling.
22:19No.
22:20Uh, did somebody say dimple?
22:22Yes.
22:23I did.
22:24Oh, I should have known.
22:25Uh, it's below the nose?
22:27Hmm.
22:28Part of it, wouldn't you say?
22:30Part of it's below,
22:31part of it's above.
22:32He doesn't have a mustache.
22:33I said maybe cigar.
22:35No.
22:36Lips, uh, gums?
22:38No.
22:39Cheeks.
22:40Oh.
22:41A cheek.
22:42Uh, no, but you're very near.
22:43Not a cheek?
22:44No.
22:45You're very near.
22:46I am?
22:47Jaw?
22:48You're very near.
22:49Jowl?
22:50Oh, no, we didn't say no to cheek.
22:52Go ahead.
22:53Cheeks.
22:54You're all right on.
22:55First name.
22:56First name, how about it?
22:57Red cheeks.
22:58What one?
22:59Red, uh, apple cheeks.
23:00Keep going, keep going.
23:01Uh, uh.
23:02Oh, zero view.
23:03Rosy cheeks.
23:04Ah, good one.
23:05Rosy, rosy.
23:16It isn't rosy cheeks, but rosy cheeks.
23:19Of course, it's really, really rose,
23:20but we call it rosy for the time being.
23:22Well, good enough.
23:23Now, I guess you've got three checks to collect
23:24from those losers over at my extreme left.
23:26Thanks from the Ralston people
23:28for playing the names the same, Rosie.
23:30Good to see you.
23:31Bye.
23:35Out, out, out.
23:43Ladies and gentlemen,
23:44we'll get back to our panel
23:46in a few seconds for an accounting.
23:48But before we do that,
23:49let me remind you that now is the time
23:51to give generously to those in your town
23:54who need your help.
23:56To your United Fund or Community Chest.
23:59Give your fair share
24:01to the United Community Campaign.
24:03Remember, give the United way.
24:08All right, panel.
24:09How about telling us
24:10how much money you lost tonight?
24:12Joan, how light are you?
24:14I lost $20, but I cheated.
24:15I called it out of turn.
24:17Goodbye, everybody.
24:18You did very well.
24:19You're awful bright tonight.
24:20How about it, Mike?
24:21I lost 80, but I had fun tonight.
24:22Good enough.
24:23And Audrey?
24:24I lost $60, Kip.
24:2560 bucks.
24:26And Roger?
24:27I lost 80, and for the benefit
24:28of anybody who may be listening overseas,
24:29that's 500 lira, 28 pounds, 4 shillings,
24:32320 rubles, or 28,000 francs.
24:36Very useful information indeed.
24:38Go so long, folks.
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