A Conflict of Love Interest 2024 - Best Hallmark Movies 2024 - Great Hallmark Romance 2024
A Conflict of Love Interest 2024 - Best Hallmark Movies 2024 - Great Hallmark Romance 2024
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00:00:00Yeah, I have support.
00:00:03Oh, Mirror, look alive. Here comes Dawn with Silas.
00:00:05Please disappear immediately. Go, go, go.
00:00:11Silas, this is Meera Kumar, our CEO.
00:00:13And Leslie, co-founder and marketing whiz.
00:00:15Ladies, this is...
00:00:16Ah, Silas Averly. So good to meet you.
00:00:20It really is.
00:00:21I'm sorry, my hands are covered in a dense polymer lotion that might ignite
00:00:25when they come into contact with Greasy's skin.
00:00:27And, well...
00:00:28Yes, of course. Could I get you something to eat or drink? We're going to order lunch.
00:00:33I'm fasting.
00:00:35The body goes into ketosis after 36 hours.
00:00:41Dear God, can we just do this, please?
00:00:42Yes.
00:00:43Yeah, okay.
00:00:49For centuries, people used to just live their lives, make mistakes, and learn from them.
00:00:54But these days, even the smallest miscalculations can haunt you forever.
00:00:58That naked photo your jerk ex put on Pornhub.
00:01:01Or that mugshot from those drunken college escapades in Myrtle Beach.
00:01:05Honestly, any type of humiliating thing that shouldn't cost you your career
00:01:10and important relationships in your life.
00:01:12There are services, expensive ones that only the wealthy can afford,
00:01:16that can scrub information from the net.
00:01:18But we want to bring that technology to the average person.
00:01:23We want to help them start again.
00:01:27Start Again's algorithm will quickly scour the internet
00:01:30and help suppress harmful search results.
00:01:33Essentially, you get a clean slate.
00:01:36To demonstrate, we have spun up a few articles about someone you may recognize.
00:01:47Is that me?
00:01:48Is that me?
00:01:50I'm sorry, did you fabricate pictures of me?
00:01:54Yes, in this scenario, you're an alcoholic and a serial streaker.
00:01:59And by the way, I've made these masterpieces all by myself.
00:02:02These are some examples of the kinds of lies that can get out there.
00:02:06But Start Again will find sites like this and make them disappear.
00:02:10Using online trading technology that is on par with the CIA.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:32What did you do?
00:02:33Did you publish these?
00:02:35Why am I getting 50 Google alerts with my name on it?
00:02:38No, so we checked the code yesterday, everything was working.
00:02:41What's that?
00:02:42Where's the freaking remote?
00:02:44It'll take just a few hours to fix, it's a small error.
00:02:47No, you'll pay for one of these sites to erase all that.
00:02:51The expensive ones.
00:02:53The ones that work.
00:02:55Or you're going to have a libel case on your hands.
00:02:59A silence.
00:03:01Open the door.
00:03:04Silas, please, just hear me out.
00:03:06It's a small error, just a small error.
00:03:12Fuck.
00:03:16Can you stop, please?
00:03:18I'm trying to do some work here.
00:03:21So am I.
00:03:22I've got to keep trim, the circuit isn't located at the body shaming.
00:03:25Just a few more and I'll be good to go again.
00:03:27I'm glad you can fit me in.
00:03:31Of course.
00:03:32Relationship 101.
00:03:34ABS.
00:03:35Always be supportive.
00:03:37What's wrong?
00:03:38Maybe I can help.
00:03:40Do you know 256-bit encryption?
00:03:43No.
00:03:46Then you can't help.
00:03:47Look, I may not know coding, but I can do this.
00:03:52I appreciate your body, I really do.
00:03:54I just need to figure out what happened here.
00:03:57Do you want to sex about it instead?
00:04:00No.
00:04:06So that table is a rental, actually.
00:04:08Though it'll probably be repossessed.
00:04:10There is nothing wrong with the demo code.
00:04:12I have gone over it half a dozen times in the last few days.
00:04:16I just spoke to our baggers.
00:04:17They put the next drawdown on hold, so we figure out what went wrong.
00:04:21Not to harsh the vibe, but we could have been hacked.
00:04:24Hacked?
00:04:25Also, most of our engineers have given in their two-week notice.
00:04:29If we were hacked, then the underlying tech is good.
00:04:32So we just need to beef up the security and then prove it to them.
00:04:35So, is that like a five-minute thing? A five-day thing?
00:04:38Is there anything we can be doing to help besides sitting on our asses waiting?
00:04:41We can't do anything until we can update our servers.
00:04:44That costs.
00:04:46And we need a team for that.
00:04:47You mean the one that's quitting.
00:04:49There's gotta be a way.
00:04:52You know I can see you guys.
00:04:54What's going on here?
00:04:56I'm not calling them.
00:04:57Them? Who's them?
00:04:58It's a long story.
00:04:59Meera has an inheritance in India.
00:05:01Guess it's not that long of a story.
00:05:02Great! Go call them!
00:05:04It's not that simple.
00:05:05She can't get in unless she's married to an Indian guy.
00:05:07Yeah, she was gonna get married years ago, but then she ran away from it.
00:05:11On her wedding day.
00:05:12You could have left that bit out.
00:05:13You know, I know a runaway bride.
00:05:14I am not a runaway bride.
00:05:16I am not a runaway bride.
00:05:18You could have left that bit out.
00:05:19You know, I know a runaway bride.
00:05:20I am not a runaway bride.
00:05:22We're running out of time.
00:05:24I've gotta go talk to the accountants.
00:05:28Come on.
00:05:29Meera, it's worth a shot.
00:05:32Okay?
00:05:33There's nothing to lose except for what? Pride?
00:05:36Right?
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:43I just...
00:05:44I don't know what I'm gonna tell them.
00:05:47Kavita, come along.
00:05:49Meera is calling.
00:05:50What? What's she calling for?
00:05:51She barely talks to us.
00:05:52I don't know, but I'm answering it.
00:05:54Come.
00:05:58Hi, Uncle.
00:06:00Aunty.
00:06:01How are you both?
00:06:02You still alive?
00:06:04Stupid.
00:06:05Hello, beta.
00:06:06So good to see you.
00:06:08You too.
00:06:09Um, Nelson, the reason that I'm calling is because I have...
00:06:14I have missed you.
00:06:17And I'm hopeful that we can have a fresh start.
00:06:21I have been thinking about how much I want us to be closer.
00:06:28That's it.
00:06:29Why is that?
00:06:31I need a little tiny bit of cash.
00:06:34A little cash.
00:06:36Ah.
00:06:37So, you are calling us because you want us to bail you out.
00:06:41After barely talking to us for years.
00:06:43After leaving your room stranded at the altar.
00:06:45After saying...
00:06:46I was wrong.
00:06:47And you...
00:06:49You were right.
00:06:51I'm sorry, I didn't hear that.
00:06:53Can you run that by me again?
00:06:55You were right.
00:06:56And it would be great if I could get my inheritance if you can't loan me anything.
00:07:02Well, I didn't write that to Will.
00:07:04You know, my sister only entrusted us with it.
00:07:06You can overwrite it, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:10You know, there are many things I didn't agree with my sister on.
00:07:12But she was extremely explicit about this part.
00:07:15Also, dear, your mom didn't want you to be alone.
00:07:18You must be married to satisfy the terms of the trust.
00:07:22Maybe you can do something?
00:07:24I can't.
00:07:26Ah.
00:07:27Okay.
00:07:28Hey, auntie.
00:07:29Uncle.
00:07:30Okay, if I may just advocate for Meera here.
00:07:32You need to advocate for yourself first.
00:07:34For the last four months, I've been sending you good morning messages every single morning.
00:07:37And not a peep out of you.
00:07:39Maybe a little bit better for my nephew.
00:07:41Meera can advocate for herself.
00:07:43Well, the reason that I'm actually calling is because I'm married.
00:07:49Yeah, yeah, I'm married to an Indian guy.
00:07:53And you are going to love him.
00:07:55Whoa.
00:07:57That's splendid news, Meera.
00:08:00Why weren't we invited for the wedding?
00:08:03I wanted it to be a surprise.
00:08:07Surprise!
00:08:09When did this happen?
00:08:11Oh, a few months ago.
00:08:14Lovely.
00:08:15We are so thrilled for you.
00:08:17What lovely?
00:08:18We haven't met them yet.
00:08:19What's this boy's name?
00:08:21Oh, auntie, don't get bogged down in the details.
00:08:23I will tell you later.
00:08:25Question.
00:08:26Do you just want me to send you a picture?
00:08:29Or can you take my word for it?
00:08:32Meera.
00:08:35No, dear, it's not so simple.
00:08:37We are talking about a lot of money here.
00:08:39So you need to come home with the husband,
00:08:41show us the marriage certificate,
00:08:43sign paperwork with the lawyers,
00:08:44and then and only then will you have your money.
00:08:47Don't worry.
00:08:48We'll arrange everything.
00:08:49You just get here within a week
00:08:50because we're going on holiday soon.
00:08:51Call me tomorrow.
00:08:52We'll discuss this.
00:08:53Bye, dear.
00:08:54Love you.
00:08:57How the hell am I going to find a fake husband in a week?
00:09:04Hello, how are you?
00:09:05All good?
00:09:06Yeah, that's great.
00:09:08Auntie, I love your daughter.
00:09:12This is probably how your aunt and uncle felt
00:09:14looking at proposals.
00:09:18Rakesh Pillai.
00:09:21Rakesh Pillai.
00:09:23Okay, do not worry.
00:09:24Your fake future husband is out there.
00:09:28Maybe.
00:09:30Little more, okay?
00:09:32Okay.
00:09:33Just give me a moment to internalize.
00:09:38Oh!
00:09:44You messed with the wrong woman, auntie.
00:09:47Next.
00:09:50On the beat.
00:09:51Huh?
00:09:52The main state of Mumbai.
00:09:54I ran.
00:09:55Killing makes money, but it's not fun.
00:09:57I had me some roomies, but they got shot with a gun.
00:09:59Yeah, bro, are you okay?
00:10:02Peace.
00:10:03Hello, baby.
00:10:04My name is Todd.
00:10:07You're a white guy.
00:10:08I just have one small requirement.
00:10:10Actually, I'm married.
00:10:12And I have six children.
00:10:15No.
00:10:16Sorry.
00:10:28That's it?
00:10:29We can try again.
00:10:30Do another casting.
00:10:31I think the polyamorous father of six is your best bet,
00:10:34given your near spinsterhood.
00:10:36So, shall I block your dates?
00:10:37The more I think about the back end of the code,
00:10:39something is wrong.
00:10:41Mira, focus. Fake husband.
00:10:43Oh, honey, don't touch your face like that.
00:10:44It's only going to make you break out,
00:10:45and you don't want that for tonight.
00:10:47What's tonight?
00:10:48The 30 under 30 cocktail reception.
00:10:50Oh, what? No, no, no, no, no.
00:10:51I can't go to that.
00:10:52They're going to know I'm a fraud.
00:10:54The whole industry is full of frauds, okay?
00:10:56So how about you go full Elizabeth Holmes on them
00:10:58and get that money?
00:11:12I feel like everyone can see right through me.
00:11:15You better shove that imposter syndrome right up your...
00:11:18I mean, you're a genius coder,
00:11:20and you care about the people you help.
00:11:22You've created a deeply impactful company.
00:11:24And one that's about to be sued
00:11:26by the most important investor in the city.
00:11:28Details.
00:11:29I see some feisty hunks by the shrimp.
00:11:32Let's go get that bread.
00:11:36Can I get a Manhattan, please?
00:11:38And two of those peanut allergy.
00:11:44Is there a cherry shortage?
00:11:46You already have three on there.
00:11:50I won't.
00:11:55Wow, rookie.
00:11:57Can't even hold your cherries.
00:11:59It's so funny, except I could have died.
00:12:01Well, you know, honestly, that probably would have been
00:12:03salvation from all these investor types.
00:12:06Shit, it's Silas.
00:12:11You okay?
00:12:12I'm so, so good.
00:12:13Um, do you mind staying right there
00:12:15and blocking me from that angle?
00:12:17I'm Rama, by the way.
00:12:19Mira.
00:12:22So, Mira.
00:12:23What are we, uh, what are we hiding from?
00:12:25The bringer of darkness, leader of worlds,
00:12:27common soul crusher.
00:12:29He's on your six o'clock.
00:12:30Wow, tense.
00:12:32So what brings you here?
00:12:34Wow, I'm calling out all the classics.
00:12:36Uh, I am on the list.
00:12:38Oh, what a coincidence. Oh, my.
00:12:39What are the odds?
00:12:40What do you do?
00:12:41I run a company called Dinner Time.
00:12:43The celebrity chef thing.
00:12:45I've used it.
00:12:46Oh, you're the one.
00:12:47How'd you get all the chefs on board?
00:12:49Let me guess.
00:12:50Threatened them with hours of banter.
00:12:51You know what?
00:12:52Close, but no.
00:12:53My parents wanted me to do
00:12:54that stereotypical Indian thing,
00:12:55you know, become a lawyer or a doctor
00:12:57or take over the family business,
00:12:58but, um, I wanted to do something else.
00:13:00I know the feeling.
00:13:01I love to cook,
00:13:02and I was a chef for a while,
00:13:03made a lot of great friends, celebrity ones,
00:13:05and I guess I just realized
00:13:07that I would never be as good as them,
00:13:08so I did the next best thing,
00:13:10Dinner Time.
00:13:11Might have been easier just to do the Indian thing.
00:13:13You know what?
00:13:14Honestly, it probably would have,
00:13:16but, um, I guess life has a funny way
00:13:18of making other plans.
00:13:20What about you?
00:13:21What's your 30 out of 30 claim to fame?
00:13:23Oh, mine is an app
00:13:25that erases your past.
00:13:27Wow.
00:13:28You know, I could honestly use that.
00:13:29I had this awful hairstyle back in college,
00:13:31shaggy hair with blonde highlights.
00:13:33Yeah, there's photos on Facebook.
00:13:34It's pretty bad.
00:13:35He's gone, by the way.
00:13:36Who is?
00:13:37Silas Averly.
00:13:38I'm assuming that was your eater of worlds.
00:13:40You know him.
00:13:41Yeah, he's one of my investors.
00:13:42Of course he is.
00:13:45Uh, excuse me a moment.
00:13:48Thank you.
00:13:50Who's that?
00:13:52Oh, the creator of Dinner Time.
00:13:54Oh, he's cute.
00:13:56What about him?
00:13:58What about him what?
00:13:59The customer.
00:14:00Uh, dude, no, no.
00:14:01He has a job.
00:14:02Did you ask him?
00:14:03Of course not.
00:14:04I'll ask him.
00:14:05No, don't do that.
00:14:07Okay.
00:14:08Hello, Mira.
00:14:10Silas.
00:14:11What a wonderful surprise.
00:14:13Um, what are you doing here?
00:14:15Well, obviously I'm a 30 under 30 alumni,
00:14:18but now I'm a mentor.
00:14:20Of course you are.
00:14:22I'm glad you're here.
00:14:24Really?
00:14:25Saves me the trouble of having to serve you at home.
00:14:30Serve you at home.
00:14:32The papers.
00:14:33This is your cue to give her the papers.
00:14:36Consider yourself served.
00:14:41Have a wonderful night.
00:14:44Mira.
00:14:48I hear you're looking for a fake husband.
00:14:50He said yes.
00:14:54Uh, are you serious?
00:14:57We can't pay you much or...
00:14:59Oh, no, you don't have to pay me anything.
00:15:01I go to India every couple years.
00:15:03Maybe this will just spice it up a little bit.
00:15:05You have no idea how much you'd be helping me out.
00:15:07And if you met my family,
00:15:10you have enough spice for a couple of trips.
00:15:12Sounds like a deal.
00:15:13Honestly, this is how I imagined my wedding would always be.
00:15:16Fake wedding. Married.
00:15:17Of course. Yes.
00:15:18Straight on the event.
00:15:19Except for the lying in the fakery.
00:15:20Except for the lying in the fakery.
00:15:22Of course.
00:15:23Oh, my God, I have a lot to do.
00:15:24I have to tell my boyfriend that I have a fake husband?
00:15:26Okay, I'll see y'all later.
00:15:28Let's eat.
00:15:29Please.
00:15:32Oh, boy.
00:15:35This is the weirdest breakup ever.
00:15:37This isn't a breakup.
00:15:39It's...
00:15:40You said that you would support me, right?
00:15:42Like, ABS or whatever?
00:15:44So what?
00:15:45Am I supposed to hang out with you and your fake husband?
00:15:48Is it like a threesome thing?
00:15:50What? No.
00:15:51I'm confused.
00:15:53I'll be back in, like, a week.
00:15:57Oh, yo.
00:15:59This is the weirdest breakup ever.
00:16:02Oh, yo.
00:16:03The Cirque group chat is going off.
00:16:06Jebediah the tightrope guy needs a sub for tonight.
00:16:09Don't injure your junk unless it's in the bunk.
00:16:13That's what I always say.
00:16:15Right, Mira?
00:16:19Uh, Don?
00:16:20Hey, what's up?
00:16:21Silas offered to drop the charges if we sell our tech to him.
00:16:23No, no, no, no.
00:16:25No, we can't do that.
00:16:26We can't?
00:16:27That is definitely off the table.
00:16:28We're running out of options, Mira.
00:16:31Okay.
00:16:32Bye.
00:17:01Okay, what was Mira a state champion of in high school?
00:17:05Oh, this has to be debated.
00:17:07Debated, it's for sure.
00:17:08Correct.
00:17:09Yeah, no brainer.
00:17:10Uh, Tamira, are you there?
00:17:12Can you hear me?
00:17:13Don wants to give the company to Silas.
00:17:15What?
00:17:16It's the only way he'll drop the lawsuit.
00:17:19Well, that brought the mood down.
00:17:22You have the fake marriage certificate, right?
00:17:24Uh, no, I think that's a beer bag.
00:17:27Oh, right, right.
00:17:29Thanks again for doing this.
00:17:30Hey, it's great.
00:17:31Really, your favorite color or are you just being contrarian?
00:17:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:17:34Just remember the plan.
00:17:35Oh, and share enough so that, you know, they know that you know me.
00:17:41Are you, are you okay with the boundaries?
00:17:43Because, you know, because Fonty.
00:17:45Okay, no, we're just friends.
00:17:46It's okay.
00:17:47I don't want anything serious anyway.
00:17:50Great.
00:17:51Me neither.
00:17:58Oh, man.
00:18:04Here goes nothing.
00:18:05Oh, yeah? How much?
00:18:06Three hundred.
00:18:07Three...
00:18:08Wait, Tamira.
00:18:09That's something I want to give you.
00:18:12What's this?
00:18:14It's a ring.
00:18:15You know, to add authenticity to your elaborate and well-thought-out plan.
00:18:18Wow.
00:18:20But I, I didn't get you.
00:18:22That's okay.
00:18:23When I realized, I just grabbed a band of the duty-free.
00:18:25I'm simple.
00:18:29He's simple?
00:18:31There's nothing simple about that ring.
00:18:42Suresh Kaka.
00:18:43My child.
00:18:46I missed you.
00:18:47I missed you, too.
00:18:50This is Suresh Kaka.
00:18:51He's worked with my aunt and uncle since I can remember.
00:18:55Suresh Kaka.
00:18:56He's basically family.
00:18:59I'll take your bags.
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:01Now, listen.
00:19:02I know I told you that my aunt can be very cold.
00:19:04So, don't expect, like, a warm welcome.
00:19:06Honestly, I'd be surprised if she even acknowledged you.
00:19:08Here you are.
00:19:11Aunty.
00:19:13Welcome, welcome.
00:19:14Aap sabhi ka swagat hai.
00:19:16Hi.
00:19:17Hi.
00:19:19Here's Rama.
00:19:20Namaste.
00:19:21I'm Rama.
00:19:23Welcome to the family.
00:19:24Oh, what a lovely boy.
00:19:26He knows how to respect his elders.
00:19:28Puru, you are looking rather American.
00:19:30Oh.
00:19:31Do you like what you see, aunty-ji?
00:19:33Welcome.
00:19:35Uncle.
00:19:36You must be Meera's friend, the lovely Leslie.
00:19:38Oh, yes, that is me.
00:19:39I am the lovely Leslie.
00:19:42Welcome.
00:19:43Our home is your home.
00:19:44Please, come on in, everyone.
00:19:46Okay, perfect.
00:19:47They're fantastic.
00:19:52Welcome home.
00:19:53Come, come, sit.
00:19:54We'll get the luggage in.
00:19:55Oh, you didn't tell me you left a mansion.
00:19:57That was really dumb.
00:19:59Really.
00:20:00Oh, wow.
00:20:01Now, I want to know everything about Rama.
00:20:05And why you didn't invite us to the wedding.
00:20:08Or didn't even tell us.
00:20:10Please, forgive us, aunty.
00:20:13Right.
00:20:14Please, forgive us.
00:20:15It's actually entirely my fault.
00:20:17Meera is completely innocent here.
00:20:19We got married in a hurry because of what Panditji told us.
00:20:23Oh?
00:20:26What did he say?
00:20:27Well, he told us it's a very auspicious time to get married.
00:20:30Mahashubh Muharrat.
00:20:32Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Venus, Sun and Moon and the stars were all aligned.
00:20:38Of course, I refused and said that I will not get married without the blessing of Meera's family.
00:20:43But he insisted and said that Mahashubh Muharrat is for that day only.
00:20:47And that if we don't get married on this day, our marriage will only last one lifetime instead of seven.
00:20:52Well, I thought that was a pretty good deal, so I agreed.
00:20:57Wow, I had no idea. That's beautiful.
00:21:00Anyway, I assured Meera that once you knew the truth, you would understand and you'd forgive us.
00:21:05Do you think I made the right choice, aunty?
00:21:14Of course.
00:21:16Mahashubh Muharrat doesn't happen every day, does it?
00:21:19Truly is a miracle.
00:21:20Oh yeah, there's no other word for it.
00:21:23This is my marriage certificate.
00:21:26No need to check it on it with lawyers or anything. It's all in the up and ups.
00:21:30Always in a hurry for the most important things in life.
00:21:32We have plenty of time for that after the party.
00:21:35Party? What party?
00:21:38You know, she's always had this independent streak about her.
00:21:42Come on, Meera. You don't think after getting married and coming all the way from America to India,
00:21:46we wouldn't want to celebrate with our relatives?
00:21:49Yeah.
00:21:52Of course.
00:21:54Silly of us.
00:21:57Anyway, you must be so tired after the long trip.
00:22:00So, freshen up, take a nap and we will meet right back here for dinner.
00:22:04Yeah, yes.
00:22:07Well, I hope you like what I've done to your room.
00:22:10Lovebirds. Go on.
00:22:14Puru, you can take her to the second guest room.
00:22:16Puru, you can take her to the second guest room. Yes?
00:22:19Okay.
00:22:21Hey, your family's really nice.
00:22:23Nice? We thought that was nice.
00:22:25Oh, yeah. No, you're right. They're awful. Really, really terrible people.
00:22:29Congrats. You're not caught in her web.
00:22:31You watch. Now she's going to try to control every aspect of your life.
00:22:35Is this about the party?
00:22:36Yes. Two minutes here and she's already planning our itinerary.
00:22:39Then she has the gall to call me too independent. Classic.
00:22:43Who lights candles during the day?
00:22:46Millions of people, actually. You know, for prayers, for wishes, for love.
00:22:50Look, I'll admit, what you did out there, impressive.
00:22:53But this is a business deal and you're like my employee.
00:22:57Okay, boss.
00:22:58The reason that we are here is so that I can sign some papers so that Dawn doesn't have to settle with Silas.
00:23:02And then I can save my company. Okay? So could you just not fall into her web?
00:23:06Okay. Sure. Next time I see her, I'll watch out for those fangs when she offers me la-do.
00:23:12See this? This is my nightmare.
00:23:15This is your nightmare? Rose is your nightmare?
00:23:17Yes. It's also presumptuous.
00:23:20What? That we're newlyweds in love instead of employee-employer?
00:23:24I mean, I wonder who could have given her that idea?
00:23:29You know what? Whatever. I'm going to get changed because I've been in these clothes forever.
00:23:32And I've got to get in touch with the office.
00:23:34So...
00:23:40I'm sorry. My aunt just knows how to get under my skin.
00:23:50I appreciate you.
00:23:51Appreciate you too.
00:23:54Also, I'm taking the bed.
00:24:05And I just spilled the whole thing.
00:24:07And that's how I made Gordon Ramsay cry in his own kitchen.
00:24:10You know, I realize like most people who hide behind bravado, there's just a scared little child who fears rejection.
00:24:18Another great story. And how true.
00:24:21You have such amazing stories.
00:24:24Unlike Meera, who's always sulking at the table like she's doing now.
00:24:28Well, I'm not sulking.
00:24:30This is so spicy.
00:24:34I love it.
00:24:35Yeah, it's not spicy at all.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39You know, I find that Indian food has an evolving heat, whereas American heat just kind of bashes you in the face with cayenne.
00:24:45Lacks the sultry sophistication of Kashmiri red chilli.
00:24:48Exactly.
00:24:49Meera, it must be so nice to have a man who has taste.
00:24:52How did the two of you meet? Do tell.
00:24:54At a party.
00:24:55Online.
00:24:58Actually, I saw her photo online.
00:25:00You know, she's in New York's 30 Under 30.
00:25:03Really?
00:25:05Meera?
00:25:06Oh, yes. She's very modest about her accomplishments, much like you, aunty.
00:25:10Yes, I have been known to be very humble.
00:25:13Anyway, I was wondering if you could tell me a little bit about your relationship with Meera.
00:25:18I have been known to be very humble.
00:25:21Anyway, I was at a party one evening, and she was there.
00:25:24And I swear, it was as if the air in the room shifted the moment that she walked in.
00:25:28You know how in our Bollywood movies there's that moment where a love song plays and all our hero sees is his heroine?
00:25:34And the tide of his life suddenly veers?
00:25:36Well, it was exactly like that.
00:25:38I approached her, and when I looked into her eyes, they were like warm pools of sunshine that I could lose myself in.
00:25:44And when she touched my hand, well, it felt as if a thousand arrows from Kamadeva's bow had just gone straight into my heart.
00:25:53Oh, Kamadeva is the OG Cupid, but instead of being a chubby baby, he's a handsome young man, and his arrows are made of flowers.
00:26:01I love flowers.
00:26:03Well, needless to say, I was spittin'.
00:26:06And when I saw the roses that you left on our bed, I was reminded of that ancient tale and how I fell in love with your niece.
00:26:11So, thank you, aunty. That was very thoughtful of you.
00:26:14And Mira loved them too, didn't you?
00:26:16Yeah. Roses. Nice touch. Nothing I like more than a thorny rose, but shh.
00:26:23I knew you'd like the petals. Didn't I say so, Oum?
00:26:27Oh, yes. Yes.
00:26:31Darling, can I see you for a private moment?
00:26:35We're just having a nice little—
00:26:36I need you now.
00:26:37I like that.
00:26:38Sure.
00:26:40Come on.
00:26:43Cute, cute. Cute, cute.
00:26:46Cheers, guys. The food is amazing. Thank you.
00:26:52What was that?
00:26:54What was what?
00:26:55Look, if you have ulterior motives—
00:26:57Ulterior motives?
00:26:58My aunt and uncle will not be investing in dinner time.
00:27:00I have investors. What are you—
00:27:01What are you after with this charm offensive you've got going on? Telling wild tales about Hindu gods?
00:27:05Okay, those are not wild tales. That's our culture that everyone's borrowed from. You know, there would be no Cupid if it wasn't for us.
00:27:11Look, maybe I'm this way because, I don't know, that's who I am, and I want to help you.
00:27:18Look, Mira, my father owns hotels. Okay, it's the family business.
00:27:22But I was cut off when I decided to go on my own way, too, all right? It was a struggle.
00:27:26So I get that about you more than you might know.
00:27:29I also get that you want to show the world who you are, so you try to work harder than anyone,
00:27:33and sometimes so hard that you lose yourself to who you want to be, and in the end, you're none of those people.
00:27:38And sometimes that's the loneliest place on earth.
00:27:41I'm not lonely. I have a boyfriend, I think. And you don't know me.
00:27:45You're rigid, and you're weird. And by weird, I mean the best possible kind.
00:27:50Okay, but you're cold and distant to even your closest friends, all right?
00:27:54You've probably been through a lot of meaningless relationships because you've had your heart broken by friends, by family, by men that you put your trust in.
00:28:00So, I mean, you don't seem to trust anyone or anything except for that annoying gut feeling inside you that tells you,
00:28:06I can be great, and I can do great things. And you can, and you will.
00:28:15You think I'm weird.
00:28:16And you think I'm charming. I guess we both hear what we want to, don't we?
00:28:25I hope I'm not disturbing anything.
00:28:26Yeah. No, yeah, yeah, no. No, nothing.
00:28:28Okay, great. So, your auntie wants you back. She wants to talk. Auntie, details?
00:28:33We'll be on in a minute.
00:28:36Take your time.
00:28:43This is just business.
00:28:44See? Cold and distant.
00:28:46You forgot weird.
00:28:50Come in.
00:28:51Oh, now you want my charm. Okay.
00:28:54Thank you.
00:29:03What's really going on, Puru?
00:29:04Huh? Kapita auntie? Nothing, I'm just thirsty.
00:29:08You've been avoiding me.
00:29:09Me? No, I'm not.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:12Okay, I've been avoiding you. Yes.
00:29:14But you've been so busy with party plans and everything else, I was like, okay, you know...
00:29:17Stop this, Puru.
00:29:18You know, there's no excuse for you to not go and see your mother.
00:29:21She doesn't even know you're in India.
00:29:23And she's even found a lovely girl from Jaipur to meet you.
00:29:26Yeah. I will call her.
00:29:28It's just I've also been so busy with Meera's company and...
00:29:31Just tiny little bumps here and there and nothing...
00:29:36I think I'm gassy.
00:29:37You're a strange boy, Puru.
00:29:39You could learn a thing or two from Rama.
00:29:41There's something about him that...
00:29:43No, he's a great guy. He's amazing.
00:29:45He's loving, he's loyal, he's caring, he's married to Meera.
00:29:52Listen, you scared me when you jumped out. I'll have to go and pee.
00:30:07So should I care what's going on between Sayurili and your company?
00:30:11Everything went haywire when I did our presentation.
00:30:13This is what happens when you Google him.
00:30:16Oh, wow.
00:30:17He's a serial streaker now.
00:30:19No.
00:30:20We created these fake sites and our app was supposed to delete them.
00:30:23It was going to be very, very impressive.
00:30:25Yeah, I know some people that paid a lot of money to delete stuff about themselves on the internet.
00:30:28Exactly. And not everyone, especially younger people, can afford that.
00:30:32And it should be accessible.
00:30:33Right. Well, sounds like your app would be important to a lot of people.
00:30:35Well, it didn't delete them.
00:30:37Instead, it published the fake sites.
00:30:39So now Salas is suing us and the only way he will settle is if we give him the tech.
00:30:45So my company is doomed unless we...
00:30:47Can beef up servers, enhance encryption, and figure out what went wrong with your code.
00:30:52Exactly.
00:30:53Let me see it.
00:30:57They're going along with the theory that whoever hacked it doesn't want a low-pay app like ours available.
00:31:03Interesting UI.
00:31:04Workshop that UI to death.
00:31:06Your start button.
00:31:07Shouldn't it say restart? I mean, that's what you're helping people do, right?
00:31:11Huh. Actually, a good idea.
00:31:16You got cut from your family business? That must have been hard.
00:31:20Are you and your parents not close?
00:31:23Um, my dad and I, we were close.
00:31:26But things got tense over me not marrying and then, well, the family business.
00:31:31But you visit them every couple of years, right?
00:31:33Yeah, mostly to see my mom. You know, spend the week with her.
00:31:38You should see them.
00:31:39Yeah, and you should make up with your aunt.
00:31:42At least you guys are in the same house together.
00:31:45What happened with you two, anyway?
00:31:51Well, good news. Your core code is great.
00:31:54It's difficult to get around. It would take a lot of time to get around.
00:31:57Good news. Your core code is great.
00:31:59It's difficult to get around.
00:32:00It would take a lot of time to get around.
00:32:01It would uh, take big money to launch a cyber attack like that.
00:32:05Like, how big? Google big?
00:32:08Could be.
00:32:17Hello, Didi.
00:32:19Hello. I left my door unlocked last night.
00:32:22Remember?
00:32:23I mean, I'm sorry to let you in.
00:32:25Come on. Trish Cocker's waiting.
00:32:27Okay. Let's go.
00:32:29Oh, I can't wait to see Mumbai, the city of...
00:32:31I don't know what city of, but I can't wait to see it.
00:32:37You guys go on ahead. I'll catch up.
00:32:51What is it?
00:32:55An opportunity.
00:33:26What is it?
00:33:27An opportunity.
00:33:28An opportunity.
00:33:29An opportunity.
00:33:30An opportunity.
00:33:31An opportunity.
00:33:32An opportunity.
00:33:33An opportunity.
00:33:34An opportunity.
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00:33:40An opportunity.
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00:33:42An opportunity.
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00:33:51An opportunity.
00:33:52An opportunity.
00:33:53An opportunity.
00:33:55I used to walk down here with my family all the time.
00:33:58Yeah, we used to come during Diwali.
00:34:00Oh, I love the fireworks.
00:34:03That is Kalagoda, meaning black horse.
00:34:06Kalagoda.
00:34:07Kalagoda.
00:34:08I think we should take a picture next to Kalagoda.
00:34:10Yeah, sure. I think a couple of pictures would be great.
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:13Yeah. Let's go.
00:34:15Why is he being so weird? I just want to take a picture.
00:34:17You did say you don't want a real relationship.
00:34:19Yeah, but I don't want this, though.
00:34:22We are drunk.
00:34:26We are drunk.
00:34:30We are drunk.
00:34:38We are drunk.
00:34:51It's beautiful.
00:34:54It's just like my mom's.
00:34:56Oh, she must have had good taste.
00:34:58Yeah, she did. I miss her.
00:35:01Meera!
00:35:06We did a thing in high school.
00:35:08Hi!
00:35:12Mimi, Kareena and I heard you were back.
00:35:15We were at the gymkhana.
00:35:16Just thought of checking out the nicest stores across the street.
00:35:19And you must be the Prince Charming that we've heard so much about.
00:35:22Oh, no, I'm just some guy that she paid to play her husband.
00:35:27He's hilarious.
00:35:30Rama, this is Jayanti and Kareena.
00:35:32I can't believe you got married after all.
00:35:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, me. That's me. Married, of course, me, with this guy.
00:35:37This hunk of a guy.
00:35:38Okay, we need a major catch-up.
00:35:40Oh, yeah, seriously.
00:35:41You're thinking what I'm thinking.
00:35:42Yeah.
00:35:44No, no, no. Wait, what?
00:35:46Kareena, catch-up.
00:35:48I love Euphoria. They've got the hottest act playing tonight.
00:35:51Oh, I know.
00:35:52We'd love to go.
00:35:53Perfect!
00:35:54Yes, it'll be just like old times, Meera.
00:35:56I'll text you the deets. Don't make me come get you.
00:35:59I know where you live.
00:36:00Hmm.
00:36:01And now you too.
00:36:03Okay, then.
00:36:04See you in the evening.
00:36:05Bye.
00:36:08That was fun.
00:36:10What was that?
00:36:11I am trying to forget my past, not relive it.
00:36:14Oh, I'm sorry you screamed in unison.
00:36:16I thought that's what you wanted.
00:36:18What I want is for everyone to please just stick to the plan
00:36:21so we can get the inheritance and go back to our lives in New York.
00:36:31I asked for a swan. Why are there ducks in my house?
00:36:36Krishna!
00:36:37Get rid of those, now.
00:36:40I like ducks.
00:36:42What's all this?
00:36:44Who are these people?
00:36:45Party planners. Decorators.
00:36:47Aunty, we really need to talk about this party. I don't want to...
00:36:49Ah, that's cancelled.
00:36:51Oh!
00:36:53Great. Fantastic.
00:36:54I figured after seeing your marriage certificate, the best thing to do was to cancel your party.
00:36:58Why? Is there something wrong with the certificate?
00:37:00Because it's super real. Printed. Signed.
00:37:02She's crossed eyes. Dotted.
00:37:04Yeah. Witness. By us. Leslie and I.
00:37:06Oh, there's nothing wrong with the certificate.
00:37:08Great. Yeah. I mean, why wouldn't it be?
00:37:10Could I actually get the inheritance, then?
00:37:12Of course.
00:37:14Amazing.
00:37:15After the wedding.
00:37:16The what?
00:37:19Why throw a party?
00:37:20When you can throw a wedding.
00:37:23I already had one.
00:37:24Yes. In the eyes of the court, but not in the eyes of God.
00:37:27You know, I was under the illusion that the Panditji actually married you guys.
00:37:31Oh, aunty. He just told us about the day. He was busy. He was...
00:37:37Fishing. He was busy fishing.
00:37:39He's an avid fisher.
00:37:41It was also an auspicious time to go out fishing.
00:37:44And, what did he say? Mahi Mahi Shubmuhur.
00:37:46Thanks.
00:37:47But we were all there. Myself, Meera, Rama.
00:37:50We were there in Panipuru.
00:37:52Be that as it may, God has decided to tell me that this is our chance to...
00:37:57How did you say? Start again?
00:37:59We can't do it.
00:38:01We have to go back. We can't plan a wedding.
00:38:04What's Kavita aunty here for?
00:38:06I will handle everything. Not to worry.
00:38:08Oh, we've got to discuss that.
00:38:11I have to tell her.
00:38:12Wait, wait, wait!
00:38:20Um, we're...
00:38:24We're going to go out tonight to celebrate.
00:38:27I thought we were going to need a car, but we're going to take a cab.
00:38:31Yeah, it's the best. It's the best.
00:38:33It's a great idea.
00:38:34Take a cab.
00:38:35See you.
00:38:36Yo, can you please get these ducks out of my house?
00:38:40I need a drink.
00:39:07They got nothing on you, babe.
00:39:08Oh, I don't care.
00:39:09We're not together. He can have fun tonight.
00:39:11If I cannot start again, I'm going to drink the past away.
00:39:15What about aunty?
00:39:17She can have fun tonight too.
00:39:19And then tomorrow I will tell her the truth and crush her brain.
00:39:24Okay. You are definitely gone.
00:39:40That was great.
00:39:44That was amazing.
00:39:45That was just wow.
00:39:47Meera, why didn't you tell us Rama was such a great dancer?
00:39:50I'm so cute.
00:39:52You okay?
00:39:53Yeah, I'm perfect.
00:39:54Never better.
00:39:56I'm surprised you caught this one.
00:39:58She is a runner.
00:40:00I mean, she was quite a wild child back in school.
00:40:04Yeah, but my baby has tamed the baby, see?
00:40:07My cute baby.
00:40:09Hey, we all have a past.
00:40:10As long as you don't let it affect your future.
00:40:12And that's exactly why Meera came up with the best app ever.
00:40:15Honestly, she's the smartest woman I know.
00:40:18Aw, that's so sweet.
00:40:20So, Puru.
00:40:22Remember when you put the moves on me back in school?
00:40:25I'm all grown now.
00:40:26And I'd like to show you some moves of my own.
00:40:30Good.
00:40:31Didn't you get married?
00:40:33Took a leave out of your payroll.
00:40:35No ring on this finger.
00:40:37Trying to convince Kanina to do the same.
00:40:39But she's a romantic.
00:40:40Just like Rama.
00:40:41What? I just love my husband.
00:40:43That's boring.
00:40:44Loosen up a little.
00:40:45But things change, you know?
00:40:47You've grown into such a sexy man.
00:40:52Hey, party people.
00:40:54The moment you all have been waiting for.
00:40:56Meera, you're going to love this.
00:40:59I'm so sorry.
00:41:01Give a loud welcome to our headliner,
00:41:03back in his hometown for one night only, DJ Hess.
00:41:11This is my DJ Hess in the house.
00:41:18Used to DJ my basement parties.
00:41:20And now he tunes those.
00:41:22Hot, right?
00:41:25What's wrong?
00:41:28Meera.
00:41:30Uh, he's also Meera's ex-boyfriend.
00:41:33She used to be crazy about him.
00:41:49I thought you said this DJ X was a dork.
00:41:52Dork no more.
00:41:54And he's still doing the same stupid shit she did on our team.
00:41:58We can split.
00:42:10Nope.
00:42:11It is time to dance.
00:42:28Meera.
00:42:45Is there only one bathroom?
00:42:47Seriously.
00:42:49I've contacted you.
00:42:52Meera.
00:42:54Hey, DJ X.
00:42:56What is up?
00:42:58Well, when Jayanti told me that you were coming for my show,
00:43:01I could not believe it.
00:43:03You were the one DJing?
00:43:04Yeah.
00:43:05I barely noticed.
00:43:08So, uh, can we go to someplace quiet?
00:43:12Meera.
00:43:13Oh, it's okay. I'm not even drunk.
00:43:16Sure.
00:43:17Can I just go?
00:43:18Yeah, let's go.
00:43:19To the DJ.
00:43:20Bye.
00:43:21Bye.
00:43:27So?
00:43:29Did you like my show?
00:43:32I don't get DJs.
00:43:33Like, they're not like real musicians.
00:43:35A lot of like, boopity-boop, boopity-boop-boop-boop, push buttons.
00:43:38But whatever. People like it or whatever.
00:43:40I was pretty good at pushing the odd buttons.
00:43:43Remember, Meera?
00:43:44All I remember is you pushing the angry button and the sad button.
00:43:50You bailed on me when they tried to get me married off.
00:43:53I mean, it's okay.
00:43:54Hey, I'm married now. I got proof.
00:43:58Proof.
00:43:59Meera, we were kids. Really.
00:44:02And trust me, it took me a long time to realize that you were the one that got away.
00:44:06Yeah.
00:44:08Why didn't you come and find me during your so-called realization?
00:44:11I mean, for a while, they were pretty easy to find.
00:44:16It's all fake.
00:44:17What?
00:44:18It's all fake anyway.
00:44:19What, what?
00:44:20Me, me, me, Meera.
00:44:21If I could just hit start.
00:44:24Restart.
00:44:25Start again.
00:44:27If I could get that app to work, I swear.
00:44:29Come on, Meera.
00:44:32What are you doing?
00:44:33Meera, you just said you wanted to restart.
00:44:35No, not on us. Stupid.
00:44:37Come on, Meera.
00:44:39You wanted to...
00:44:52Ow.
00:44:57Meera.
00:44:58You okay?
00:44:59Hey, look at me.
00:45:01I can't breathe.
00:45:02I can't.
00:45:16You okay?
00:45:22You okay?
00:45:23Let's go.
00:45:29Meera.
00:45:30What happened?
00:45:31Are you okay?
00:45:33Yeah, you forgot.
00:45:34Peanut allergy.
00:45:35Oh, no.
00:45:36See, I'm so sorry.
00:45:37I didn't even think of that.
00:45:38Yeah, well, I'm thinking it was never one of your strong suits.
00:45:42This guy give you peanuts or something?
00:45:44Well, it was an accident, bro.
00:45:46Hi, X.
00:45:47Yeah, I'm Ram. I'm her husband.
00:45:49Oh, so you are the dude who knocked her down on her dad's wedding.
00:45:53And I'm so sorry for that.
00:45:54We don't judge.
00:45:55Did you kiss her?
00:45:56Yeah, she's fine.
00:45:57She's fine?
00:45:58Bro, she could have died.
00:45:59Where do you get off kissing my wife?
00:46:00Bro, relax.
00:46:01It is harmless, okay?
00:46:02And look, she's still breathing.
00:46:04It's okay.
00:46:06Hey, bro.
00:46:07Relax, it's harmless.
00:46:09You're still breathing.
00:46:11You just said the same line.
00:46:15Never say never.
00:46:20Uh... uh... uh...
00:46:26Wow.
00:46:27It's like I got all of that out of me.
00:46:29Yeah.
00:46:30It was great.
00:46:31Yes, you did.
00:46:34Okay, let's get you up here.
00:46:39My face is funny.
00:46:40Okay, that's because that's my face.
00:46:43It's alright, Rama.
00:46:45It's just so hard to make this by myself.
00:46:48I'm overwhelmed.
00:46:50People say I am a water unduck.
00:46:53You know, I'm pretty sure people don't say that.
00:46:55But inside, I...
00:46:57I feel like I'm a cocoon before it becomes a duck.
00:47:02Yeah, that's how the saying goes, but that's okay.
00:47:05I ran away.
00:47:08Did you know that?
00:47:10I left a guy at the altar.
00:47:13And I left my family.
00:47:16I'm a failure.
00:47:17Hey, you're not a failure, okay?
00:47:19You're just trying to figure it out.
00:47:20Everyone else...
00:47:21Why do you only want me?
00:47:22Please, for a second.
00:47:23I'm not going to throw up right now.
00:47:35You're going to make a really great wife.
00:47:38Two really great husbands.
00:47:41It's just going to be really great.
00:47:43Yeah, well, that was the plan.
00:47:45Sort of.
00:47:48Hey, Mira, I need to tell you something.
00:47:52I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:47:56I'm not who you think I am.
00:47:58I am...
00:48:00I just...
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:17I love you.
00:48:34I'm lost.
00:48:37Oh, that's very good.
00:48:39She'll ask for you.
00:48:40Please.
00:48:42Thank you.
00:48:46Mira.
00:48:47That was quite a rest you had.
00:48:49It's almost noon.
00:48:51Stayed up late?
00:48:52Oh, God.
00:48:54Yeah, I guess.
00:48:57We just sleep really well together.
00:49:00Honey, can we see you a sec?
00:49:08You want to get out of here?
00:49:09Yes, please.
00:49:28I just can't take it.
00:49:30You should just let me tell her the truth.
00:49:32Yeah, but then your company would be ruined.
00:49:34I left so that I could live my truth.
00:49:36Why am I having to lie to live it?
00:49:39I don't know.
00:49:40Maybe we could live it a little longer until you...
00:49:42Get married?
00:49:43For real?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:48I don't know.
00:49:49I think what your company is doing is important.
00:49:50You know, we've already come so far.
00:49:52We can get an old...
00:49:53You can tell people that I was too good for you.
00:49:55They would definitely believe that.
00:49:57Why are you so nice to me?
00:49:59Actually, you know, when I first met you,
00:50:00I thought you were way too into yourself.
00:50:02Oh, thank you.
00:50:03You're welcome.
00:50:04But then I realized you're just passionate.
00:50:05And even though that passion can be infuriating,
00:50:07it's what makes you who you are.
00:50:09And if I can be a part of keeping that fire,
00:50:12then that's a win for me.
00:50:14And if it's any comfort,
00:50:15it'll still be a sham marriage.
00:50:17Is that what you want?
00:50:19A sham?
00:50:24What is it?
00:50:25Ah, it's my mom.
00:50:27Take it.
00:50:29You shouldn't ignore a call from your mom.
00:50:31Hey, mom.
00:50:37Hey, Emma.
00:50:38How are you?
00:50:39How's dad?
00:50:41Yeah, I'd love to see you.
00:50:42You gonna cook?
00:50:44Okay, I'll be there.
00:50:52So...
00:50:54They still not back yet?
00:50:56No.
00:50:57I think they ran away and eloped.
00:51:01You know, this whole pretending thing might work for Mira, but...
00:51:04I miss you.
00:51:07Gravita auntie will never know.
00:51:09Are you sure?
00:51:10Because I thought you wanted this to be casual.
00:51:13I did. It was a defense mechanism.
00:51:15But...
00:51:16Being out here, you've really grown on me.
00:51:18Oh.
00:51:21I'm a grower, they always say.
00:51:24But if you want to keep it on the DL,
00:51:27I get it.
00:51:28Auntie scares me, you know.
00:51:30And...
00:51:31I've got these old-fashioned parents,
00:51:33and she's got them on speed dial, it's crazy.
00:51:36Well, you gotta man up.
00:51:39Oh, I can man up, baby.
00:51:41Oh, can you?
00:51:42Oh, you want me to?
00:51:46Chris!
00:51:48Hey, guys!
00:51:52What are you doing here, man?
00:51:54Grand gesture, bro.
00:51:55I read about it online.
00:51:57Chicks dig it.
00:51:58And I dig Mira.
00:51:59That's love.
00:52:01Plus, I've not had sex in like a week.
00:52:04That is love for sure.
00:52:06Um, listen...
00:52:08She's not here.
00:52:09Yeah, she's not here.
00:52:11No, this is ridiculous.
00:52:13This is India.
00:52:14Come on, bro, let's go.
00:52:17Um...
00:52:18She just left for a flight.
00:52:20You know what?
00:52:21Go get to the airport, bro.
00:52:22What?
00:52:23Yeah.
00:52:24She read the same article as you.
00:52:26Grand gestures.
00:52:27Grand gestures, man.
00:52:28Go surprise her mid-flight.
00:52:29Sing her a song from your Adam Sandler film.
00:52:32That's solid advice.
00:52:33Yeah?
00:52:34But I got a fat voice.
00:52:36I could pirouette.
00:52:37For sure, man.
00:52:38I'm sure airlines love it when people like jump around in their planes.
00:52:40Yeah?
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:42Let's go.
00:52:43I'm not running a petting zoo here.
00:52:44I'm trying to hold a wedding.
00:52:46Yes.
00:52:47Thank you.
00:52:49Auntie, aren't we a pair?
00:52:50What are you doing here?
00:52:52I live here.
00:52:54What's going on outside?
00:52:55Someone here?
00:52:56Hurry up.
00:52:57Take her to the airport.
00:52:58And listen.
00:52:59Take the long way, okay?
00:53:01Here.
00:53:02All right, bro.
00:53:03See you, man.
00:53:04See you.
00:53:05Okay, have a good flight.
00:53:09Oh, that guy.
00:53:11You funny story.
00:53:12He's an acrobat.
00:53:14And I thought he might be nice for the reception.
00:53:17That's different.
00:53:18Yeah, he could swing from the arches.
00:53:21Wow.
00:53:22Tourist, huh?
00:53:23That guy was looking for an ashram.
00:53:24I said, dude, does this look like an ashram to you?
00:53:27I sent him right on his way.
00:53:28I thought he was an acrobat.
00:53:30An acrobat?
00:53:33Yeah, an acrobat.
00:53:34At the ashram, of course.
00:53:35Yeah.
00:53:37Anyway, lots to do.
00:53:38Gotta go.
00:53:39See you.
00:53:40Bye.
00:53:45Om, do you think Puru should tell some jokes at the reception?
00:53:49No, I don't think so.
00:53:51I'd pay to see that.
00:53:53Yeah?
00:53:55Finally, where have you guys been?
00:53:59We have to ask you something.
00:54:05When's the wedding?
00:54:20Beautiful.
00:54:21Oh, she's got his name in there.
00:54:22You know, they say that if the color doesn't catch, it's a bad omen.
00:54:28So make sure you don't use your hands until it's dry, okay?
00:54:32Let's go.
00:54:37I can't believe you're doing this.
00:54:38I mean, I can. It's obvious.
00:54:40What is?
00:54:41I've seen the way you look at Rama when you think he can't see you.
00:54:44That's not what... It's business.
00:54:46Is he giving you the business?
00:54:47Shut up.
00:54:48Shut up?
00:54:49Go and get me a drink, okay?
00:54:52How?
00:54:56Okay.
00:54:58Oh, hi Rama.
00:54:59Oh, you look nice.
00:55:00Thank you.
00:55:02What is this?
00:55:04This is lemon and sugar.
00:55:07Keep the mendi moist so it catches darker.
00:55:10Darker catches, better your luck.
00:55:13You know, I actually just heard that.
00:55:14Is it?
00:55:15You said it in a more glass half full kind of way.
00:55:21How do you know this?
00:55:22Well, I have two sisters, so they used to practice on me.
00:55:26Mostly hitting stupid things on my face.
00:55:30But trust me, this is the secret to my clear complexion.
00:55:32Lemon and sugar.
00:55:40Your parents coming to the wedding?
00:55:41No, I just said that out loud.
00:55:43Wedding.
00:55:46Um, no, I don't think so.
00:55:48I think it's...
00:55:50My dad's, well...
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:55You should go see them.
00:55:57I made a lot of bad choices because I didn't have them around to guide me.
00:56:02Well, you have your aunt and uncle.
00:56:04Kind of.
00:56:06My aunt got thrust from this friend role to this parent role.
00:56:11And I didn't really want a new mom.
00:56:14They tried their best, but I guess we just never really got through it.
00:56:19You can't change the past.
00:56:23Hey.
00:56:24It's okay.
00:56:26We're figuring it out now.
00:56:28Thanks to you, honestly.
00:56:32You kind of like me, don't you?
00:56:35Shut up.
00:56:44Hey, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:56:47Wait.
00:56:49Change in the past.
00:56:50I'm so stupid.
00:56:52That's it.
00:56:58I don't have time.
00:56:59Work.
00:57:07Sorry about that.
00:57:09What are you doing? Need help?
00:57:10I'm just checking all the code merges from the days before the presentation.
00:57:14It's going to take a while, but I should be able to connect the timestamps from the server computers to the user profile that made all the changes.
00:57:21Okay.
00:57:22Hey.
00:57:23Look at that.
00:57:25You mainly took.
00:57:27Guess I'm not doomed after all.
00:57:41Hey.
00:57:56Hi.
00:57:57How are you?
00:57:58How are you?
00:57:59Fabulous.
00:58:00Enjoy yourself.
00:58:07Wait a second.
00:58:08I'll be back.
00:58:11Oh.
00:58:14You would not believe where I've been, bro.
00:58:16I love India.
00:58:18Yeah, man.
00:58:19The rickshaw driver and I stopped at a pond.
00:58:22And that's when things got crazy.
00:58:24I guess it was laced with some psychedelics.
00:58:26We had this great chat.
00:58:27Pure mental communication through our third eyes.
00:58:30And then we ended up at this local ashram, right?
00:58:32And they bring out a tiger.
00:58:33And they want me to fight the tiger.
00:58:35And I was scared.
00:58:36But I looked at the tiger's eyes and he was scared too.
00:58:39And that's when I knew we were one.
00:58:41So I went over to him and I said.
00:58:44And impressed all the locals.
00:58:46And they said, you are our new monk.
00:58:49Took me a couple hours but I achieved enlightenment.
00:58:51Which isn't as much as everyone makes it out to me.
00:58:53Don't worry about it if you never get there.
00:58:55And then when I came back to the city, I met this beautiful woman.
00:58:58There she is.
00:58:59She brought me here.
00:59:01To Meera's wedding.
00:59:02Do you see?
00:59:03So now when they ask if anybody objects, I'm gonna jump up and make my move.
00:59:06Yeah, I don't think that happens in Indian weddings, man.
00:59:09Okay.
00:59:10Well, I think she's moved on.
00:59:13And you should go back home.
00:59:16He's my plus one guru.
00:59:20Yeah.
00:59:25It's sad, you know, he could use some more oms.
00:59:28Definitely.
00:59:29You can't run away this time.
00:59:31I've bolted all the windows.
00:59:33Oh, let her be.
00:59:34Meera, we are here for you.
00:59:36She's just happy that I'm finally having an Indian wedding.
00:59:43Tell her.
00:59:47Just tell me.
00:59:52Meera, you know when you came to us, you were already so independent, smart, free-spirited.
01:00:02I didn't know how to be a good mother to you.
01:00:06Though that's all I really wanted to be.
01:00:09So I did the next best thing.
01:00:12To honour my sister's final wishes.
01:00:15That when you got married, you would get your inheritance.
01:00:18And you would go away to live a new life with a new family.
01:00:22The best thing she could do to support you, was to let you go, Meera.
01:00:28Though all I really wanted was for you to stay.
01:00:32But you know, I'm so proud of you.
01:00:35You're finding so much love all on your own.
01:00:39We're so glad you're finally home.
01:00:41And letting us do this for you.
01:00:46I know that back then I was difficult.
01:00:49I guess I was blinded in my own grief.
01:00:52But I couldn't appreciate the kinds of sacrifices you both made to just try to keep me happy.
01:01:03And how hard it must have been for you.
01:01:06I'm sorry.
01:01:07No.
01:01:08I really, I really am.
01:01:14Oh, you've got no idea what I just saw.
01:01:18There he is.
01:01:19Our lovely Puru.
01:01:21You know, if you and Leslie want to live in sin out of wedlock, we're okay with that.
01:01:27What do you mean?
01:01:29It's so obvious.
01:01:31You're very funny, but you're a terrible liar.
01:01:37I'm game if you are.
01:01:41Not here.
01:01:42Oh, sorry.
01:01:44I think we should give Meera a minute.
01:01:46You too.
01:01:47Yes, ma'am.
01:01:51You gave me some good advice before.
01:01:54I did not know if it was all that good.
01:01:56You brought me to this moment.
01:01:58Well, something is missing from this moment.
01:02:02My mother's necklace.
01:02:04Put it on.
01:02:06You know, I also lost my parents when I was very young like you did.
01:02:11And that is why I think we got along so well together.
01:02:15Your aunt always loved you unconditionally.
01:02:17And tonight, she was being honest.
01:02:20That took a lot from her.
01:02:22Isn't it time you do the same?
01:02:47I love you.
01:03:17I love you.
01:03:47I love you.
01:03:48I love you.
01:04:14Monty.
01:04:16Uncle.
01:04:18I can't do this.
01:04:20I can't deceive you.
01:04:24This is a sham.
01:04:25We're not married.
01:04:27Rama was just doing me a favor so I could get my inheritance.
01:04:32My company was in trouble and I just blurted out what I thought you wanted to hear.
01:04:40But what's the point in success if I can't share it with my family?
01:04:46Rama, help me realize that what was missing from everything that I achieved was you too.
01:04:57Three.
01:05:04I'm so sorry.
01:05:06I've put you through way more than I asked for.
01:05:12But you...
01:05:15I've had the greatest time with you these last few days.
01:05:20I hope someday you can forgive me.
01:05:24Dear groom.
01:05:26I know that I picked the worst time.
01:05:28But it would be unfair to you and myself if I let us go through with this.
01:05:35How do you know that letter?
01:05:38Do you know that letter?
01:05:40Yeah, I read it so many times it's burnt on my mind.
01:05:44You were that groom.
01:05:46But his name was Agastya.
01:05:48Americans can't pronounce Agastya so I went with my middle name.
01:05:53Rama.
01:05:55Yeah?
01:05:57You did all of this just to get back at me.
01:06:03What?
01:06:04Now?
01:06:09Damn.
01:06:15You're wet.
01:06:20I'm so sorry.
01:06:22I can't imagine what I put you and uncle through.
01:06:26No.
01:06:28Not as much as that boy, Meera.
01:06:31You know, I can't believe I didn't recognize him.
01:06:33I can.
01:06:34And considering how many boys we looked at, I may be face blind now.
01:06:38She's better off rid of him.
01:06:41I feel bad for him though.
01:06:42Poor boy.
01:06:44What?
01:06:45He lied to her, Om.
01:06:47You know, I agree with uncle.
01:06:49I mean, come on.
01:06:51The dude likes you.
01:06:52He probably loves you.
01:06:54He's been pining away so long.
01:06:56Yeah, he's not doing this for money.
01:06:58He only wants you.
01:06:59Even the parts about you that suck.
01:07:01You owe him a conversation.
01:07:02This is terrible advice you both are giving her.
01:07:04I won't let you influence her like this.
01:07:06Wait a minute.
01:07:07Aren't you the one who said that he was a good boy?
01:07:09And then when you met him, again?
01:07:11Yes, but that was before I knew him, no?
01:07:13Ah.
01:07:15You know, I'm sure he wants to go viral with some revenge trick.
01:07:18Against the girl who left him stranded at the altar or something like that.
01:07:21It's like that show that Pudu keeps watching.
01:07:22He wasn't doing a punk then.
01:07:23Ah, that. Punk.
01:07:24Punk.
01:07:29Did your auntie ever tell you about our introduction?
01:07:33No.
01:07:34She wouldn't meet with me either.
01:07:36What?
01:07:37Yeah.
01:07:38Your grandparents had to drag her, kicking and screaming to our house.
01:07:41That sound familiar, sweetheart?
01:07:43Is that true?
01:07:46My memory's foggy.
01:07:49And even after she came, she refused to wear any makeup or get dressed up.
01:07:52She came with a t-shirt, jeans and a whole lot of attitude.
01:07:55She insisted she would be wearing plain clothes most of her life.
01:07:58So why present herself as anyone else?
01:08:00Wait, so what made you say yes to her?
01:08:06She was different.
01:08:08And although I knew I would have to put up with a lot of her, what is it you kids call it nowadays?
01:08:12Extra.
01:08:13Yeah, extra.
01:08:14I also knew whatever that extra was, I would never be bored.
01:08:18Also, her ass looked amazing in those jeans.
01:08:20Yeah.
01:08:21Ooh.
01:08:51Yeah.
01:08:52Yeah.
01:08:53Yeah.
01:08:54Yeah.
01:08:55Yeah.
01:08:56Yeah.
01:08:57Yeah.
01:08:58Yeah.
01:08:59Yeah.
01:09:00Yeah.
01:09:01Yeah.
01:09:02Yeah.
01:09:03Yeah.
01:09:04Yeah.
01:09:05Yeah.
01:09:06Yeah.
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:08Yeah.
01:09:09Yeah.
01:09:10Yeah.
01:09:11Yeah.
01:09:12Yeah.
01:09:13Yeah.
01:09:14Yeah.
01:09:15Yeah.
01:09:16Yeah.
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:18Yeah.
01:09:19Yeah.
01:09:20Yeah.
01:09:45Well, who's that?
01:09:49Uh, excuse me a minute.
01:09:56Hi, Chris.
01:10:00I'm glad you're here.
01:10:03Look, this thing between.
01:10:08I don't want you to embarrass yourself.
01:10:10Big speech in front of your family.
01:10:12But our journey has come to an end.
01:10:15They've asked me to play the villain in a Bollywood movie.
01:10:18He's a British general who joins the circus.
01:10:20Anyway, I just wanted to tell you in person and give you a chance to say goodbye.
01:10:28This is a lot to take in.
01:10:30But I am proud of you.
01:10:35I guess.
01:10:48It's a bit.
01:10:50Bodyguards and returns.
01:10:53Still single, though, I hear.
01:10:55Mom told you.
01:10:56Didn't have to.
01:10:57I could smell it on you.
01:11:00He did.
01:11:01Gossip travels.
01:11:02I knew before you got into your car.
01:11:05I still can't believe she made a fool out of you again.
01:11:08She didn't make a fool out of me the first time, Dad.
01:11:11She actually showed me what I was supposed to be.
01:11:13What? A cook?
01:11:14A little more than a cook now.
01:11:15So where is your restaurant in America?
01:11:17Sold it.
01:11:18Built a successful app.
01:11:19You never gave up on your dream.
01:11:21So why are you giving up on love?
01:11:23I tricked her, Dad.
01:11:26Love is just a trick of the heart, isn't it?
01:11:28Who cares what magic and whom it leads to?
01:11:31But if she fails it too, you owe it to yourself to try.
01:11:37She's pretty mad.
01:11:39If you love her, the best you could do is ask for her forgiveness.
01:11:44Eep.
01:11:56Holy crap, I knew it.
01:11:58What? Did a certain Grimmy keep leaving at the altar just to text you?
01:12:01I just got back the results from the analysis I sent in on the code, and we were definitely hacked.
01:12:05I knew it.
01:12:07And it originated from Averly servers.
01:12:10Averly servers. Holy crap.
01:12:13Silas is trying to steal our code.
01:12:14That's crazy. Call the FCC or the FBI or whoever handles this.
01:12:18I have enough proof.
01:12:20We can fix this.
01:12:21And I'll definitely not be settling the lawsuit by giving him our tech.
01:12:41I'm sorry.
01:12:43I'm sorry.
01:12:45I'm sorry.
01:12:47I'm sorry.
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:12:51I'm sorry.
01:12:53I'm sorry.
01:12:55I'm sorry.
01:12:57I'm sorry.
01:12:59I'm sorry.
01:13:01I'm sorry.
01:13:03I'm sorry.
01:13:05I'm sorry.
01:13:08I'm sorry.
01:13:20Listen.
01:13:22We like you.
01:13:23But we love her.
01:13:25Understood?
01:13:27Got it.
01:13:33Can we talk?
01:13:37Sure.
01:13:47Look, Mira, do you know what I saw on that day we were supposed to meet for the first time?
01:13:51I watched you fight to forge your own path on my driveway.
01:13:55Sorry about the potted plant.
01:13:56You replaced it.
01:13:58Look, after you left, I was pushed even harder to marry.
01:14:02And then I heard that you went to America all by yourself.
01:14:06You had the courage to fight for what you wanted.
01:14:08How could I not do the same?
01:14:11You inspired me.
01:14:13Oh.
01:14:15And when I saw you at that party, I recognized you instantly.
01:14:19And I wanted to say thank you for what you did.
01:14:22So why didn't you, instead of lying about literally everything?
01:14:26I intended to.
01:14:28And then I remembered that you were so opposed to the mere idea of me that you ran 10,000 miles away.
01:14:35And I went and I talked to you, and you were amazing.
01:14:38You were funny, sweet, totally frantic, and obsessed with your job.
01:14:43And then when Leslie pitched me the idea, well, I thought maybe this was my chance to show you who I really am.
01:14:51Stupid time offenses.
01:14:54You might think that I never thought about what I did to you.
01:15:00But of course I did.
01:15:02I'm not stupid.
01:15:05Sometimes I even regretted it.
01:15:07We would have hated each other.
01:15:09Who says we don't now?
01:15:14If I never left, I would have never found my own way.
01:15:22But if you hadn't come into my life, I would have never found my way back.
01:15:30So where does that leave us now?
01:15:34I think...
01:15:36I think if you're still willing, three attempts later, maybe we can hit restart.
01:15:46Restart, huh? That's pretty catchy.
01:15:48That'd be good on a button somewhere.
01:15:52You had one good idea.
01:15:54Don't let it go to your head.
01:16:00Hello everyone, let's paint this picture together.
01:16:05First, I'm going to paint the nose and the back of the face.
01:16:29Next, I'm going to paint the bean candy.
01:16:44It will have two colors, red and white.
01:16:56Next, the nose.
01:16:59Next, the eyes.
01:17:20Next, the mouth.
01:17:29Next, the ears.
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01:19:51I'm done. See you in the next video.
01:19:59Bye bye.
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