The Return of My Drama Queen - Part 1
The Return of My Drama Queen - Part 1
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00:00My life ends today, my enemies, I do not care for them, they're screaming or they're sprinkles.
00:22My love, the only thing I will miss from this world.
00:27I've been found guilty, death, by guillotine, for Marie Antoinette.
00:34If only I had another chance, I will do everything, anything, to be with you again.
00:43Pardon me, Tarzan.
00:52I see it now, only I could do it all differently.
00:56The Antoinette.
01:04See you in the next life, my love.
01:26Stay with me, Antonio. Breathe.
01:28Don't leave me like this, please.
01:30Stay with me.
01:33Antonio, wake up.
01:36Come on.
01:39There was no heartbeat.
01:41Quiet, she's awake.
01:44Where am I? What is happening?
01:48My love, you were here.
01:53Breathe, Antonio, just breathe.
01:57Lafayette, is that her?
02:03My wife's still here, just call an ambulance.
02:06Wife? Wife? Wife? Lafayette?
02:13Hello, I need an ambulance here now.
02:16My name is Marie Antoinette, the Queen of France.
02:21The year is 2024, more than 230 years into the future, and I live in some place called Los Angeles.
02:30And no, I'm not crazy, I'm alive.
02:34I reincarnated as Antonia Levine Fontaine, who's married to Nick Fontaine, my love in this life.
02:42Your wife shows no signs of lasting damage.
02:45No broken bones, her brain functions stable, heart rate is steady.
02:50You're sure? She was dead for five minutes.
02:55But what happened to the woman I'm supposed to be?
02:59Her blood alcohol level was a 0.3%.
03:02If it was a fraction more, it would not have been the fall that would have killed her.
03:06Wait, Antonia was an alcoholic?
03:11Is that the reason for her fall?
03:15Nick, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
03:20I tried to get her to stop drinking, but she's fine now.
03:24She looks so familiar.
03:26Ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:35Thank you, bye!
03:36Bye, bye.
03:37Bye, bye.
03:49Oh, your majesty.
03:52Those bracelets are to die for.
03:55Grace, I'm sorry to die for it.
03:58Oh, you're so sweet to still wear your wedding ring.
04:01You're gonna count as Lamont.
04:03She's my nemesis in this life too?
04:16What is this odd metal box?
04:26No.
04:29Madame.
04:31Vient-en ferme, mademoiselle.
04:38May I assist you inside?
04:40Non, merci. I shall wait for the carriage.
04:43Carriage?
04:49Thank you, Sanson.
04:56The Horseless Chariot. Is this magic?
05:09What is this strange world?
05:25The Return of the Drama Queen.
05:36That should be the title of your next film.
05:40And who might you be, young lady?
05:43Are we for real now?
05:45And why are you talking like a grandma?
05:47Shouldn't you be at school?
05:49I'm on break.
05:51Duh.
05:53Besides, I wouldn't miss this for the world.
05:57So, Antonia, I heard you kicked it.
06:01Sadie.
06:03Enchanté, Sadie.
06:05I didn't kick it, as you put it, but I'm back now and I'm here to stay.
06:11Well, if you hurt my brother again, I know how to stick a bitch.
06:15Sadie, that's enough.
06:19I gotta take this. Look after her for me.
06:23Understood, General.
06:26He's a general in this life, too.
06:36Okay, that's not creepy.
06:44Ugh, this is too painful to watch.
06:49How old are you, exactly?
06:53What is this?
06:54Seriously, you don't remember this.
07:00How hard did you hit your head?
07:02Well, technically, it wasn't my head.
07:04Just say, hey, Siri.
07:07Hey, Siri.
07:10Uh-huh.
07:14What is this?
07:19What is this?
07:25Is this... me?
07:28In the flesh.
07:30Instagram royalty with your bestie Lana.
07:40Antonia, Nick is gonna be home any minute now.
07:43Fuck Nick.
07:44Yeah, fuck Nick. You're hot.
07:46Hey, everybody, you hear that? I'm hot.
07:49So this is what Lafayette and his sister had to deal with.
07:53I have to change their minds.
07:55I'm not here anymore.
08:01Ready to see your TikTok?
08:03What's a TikTok?
08:07Google it.
08:11If you're messing with me right now, I'm going to be seriously pissed off.
08:15I'm not.
08:17Google is the oracle of the 21st century.
08:21Just type and learn.
08:23Type.
08:31Marie.
08:32Internet.
08:38Controversial.
08:40Spendthrift?
08:42I was wrong, and the world still doesn't know.
08:46Hey, Siri.
08:48Huh?
08:49Tell me one thing good that came from the French Revolution.
08:58Hey, Sadie.
09:00Finally, she's all yours.
09:03Good luck.
09:05Some cray-cray shit.
09:08Women gained the right to vote in 1920.
09:11Yes.
09:12Female activists continue to use politics to reform society.
09:16Yes.
09:23I thought she was different.
09:26Maybe she was crazy in a different way.
09:30This led to the sexual revolution of the 1960s.
09:34Oh, that's promising.
09:36Tell me more.
09:38You've come a long way, baby.
09:40Say that again, Siri?
09:42You've come a long way, baby.
09:44It was an advertising slogan that became a battle cry for female liberation.
09:49You've come a long way, baby.
09:51It was an advertising slogan that became a battle cry for female liberation.
09:56You've come a long way, baby.
10:15General Lafayette!
10:18My queen.
10:22You're a brave chevalier, but I beg you to change the uniform.
10:26You no longer fight for the Americans.
10:28You are home now, Lafayette.
10:35You've come a long way, baby.
10:38What do you mean?
10:42What are you doing?
10:45Something I've wanted to do for a very long time.
10:49What the hell is going on?
10:51Are you not my husband?
10:53And in this time, a woman pursues what she wants.
10:57Trying to seduce me won't delay the inevitable.
11:00We tie up the games. We're over, Antonia.
11:03What?
11:06Darlings, what is going on?
11:10Looks like I got here just in the nick of time.
11:20It is time, Antoinette.
11:23It is time, Antoinette.
11:26It is time, Antoinette.
11:29It is time, Antoinette.
11:32It is time, Antoinette.
11:36It is time, Antoinette.
11:41Can I not take mobs with me?
11:43The French want nothing from a foreign court.
11:46But I'm from a foreign court.
11:49Does that mean they do not want me?
11:58There is something you must keep on your person at all times from this day forward.
12:05This pendant has protected our family for over a thousand years.
12:11Keep it close, Antoine.
12:14I fear your rule will be sorely tested in the years to come.
12:26Memo?
12:28Memo!
12:35I came as soon as I could.
12:38But what is this I hear now about divorce?
12:42Do not become a Hollywood cliché, my darlings.
12:46I'm sure you mean well, Vivian.
12:48But can you let out?
12:50Oh, Nick. You know me.
12:53So you know that's impossible.
12:55You two are my favorite people in the world. Let me help you.
12:58I know.
13:00Both of you need to spend more time together.
13:04Remember why you fell in love in the first place.
13:10Wow.
13:13Oh, you look much better, Antonia.
13:16Then again, you were dead last time I saw you.
13:19Uh, thank you.
13:22Dude, you sure her head's okay?
13:25The doctor said there's nothing wrong with her physically.
13:30What are you doing, young man?
13:32Oh, can't I stop in and say hi to my big bro?
13:36Fine. The auction's tomorrow.
13:39I wanted to stop by and see if you were going.
13:42It's a marvelous idea.
13:44Something we should all do together.
13:47Antonia included.
13:49Oh, Nick. You can tell her about the film we're working on.
13:53Film?
13:56Hmm.
13:58This one is more ribbon than dress.
14:01This one shows the buttocks.
14:05Where's the back on this one?
14:11It's time to reclaim the real me.
14:14Nick! I need the modiste brought to the house immediately.
14:18This wardrobe is a catastrophe.
14:20What are you now, queen?
14:22Why don't you go to the boutique like a normal person?
14:28Nick, these clothes are not me.
14:31I need to go to the boutique to find something more suitable.
14:34For once, we're on the same page.
14:37Just because it costs a fortune doesn't make it less tacky.
14:40Don't get a new outfit. Hell, get ten.
14:43But how will I pay for it?
14:45You've already maxed out on your credit cards this month.
14:47Credit cards?
14:49Credit cards?
14:52Here.
14:54This has the power of purchase?
14:56That's one way of putting it.
14:58I don't think you should go alone.
15:00Sadie, can I join?
15:07Lana, you got a minute? Antonia needs a new outfit for the auction.
15:11Great, thank you. She'll be here in ten.
15:20Hey.
15:22Are you really going to give me the silent treatment all afternoon?
15:25That's the only family-ish fact.
15:28You will never be my family.
15:30Seriously?
15:32We're about to be sisters.
15:34After my dad marries your mom next year?
15:36Gosh.
15:38I've all really fucked with your memory.
15:41I remember enough to never trust you.
15:44I know what you did, Lana.
15:46Trust me, and prepare to face the consequences.
15:49Challenge accepted, bitch.
15:53Mademoiselle Slocum.
15:55Are you shopping for anything in particular today?
15:57Yes, I'm looking for some evening ensembles and some day wear.
16:00Perfect. Write this down.
16:04Low-cut and flashy.
16:06I'm not sure what you're looking for.
16:08I'm looking for a dress.
16:10A dress?
16:12Low-cut and flashy.
16:14Me too, Lana.
16:17I'm looking for something with a bit more je ne sais quoi.
16:20Well, of course.
16:22I think you want to look at our one-of-a-kind designer dresses over here.
16:26This blue would actually look evil pay, Antonia.
16:29And I can't wait to watch you suffer.
16:39It's fantastic.
16:41You have an impeccable eye, Miss Fontaine.
16:44Please, call me Antonia.
16:46I love it.
16:53This is the one.
16:55Simply stunning.
16:57You are a true trendsetter, Antonia.
16:59I love it.
17:01I'm going to take a look at the sisters.
17:03Yes, please.
17:06Have a beautiful evening.
17:08And be sure to come back often.
17:10We get new stock every week.
17:12I will.
17:13Merci beaucoup, Celeste.
17:14Of course, my love.
17:20I don't understand what's happening.
17:22Hang on. Let me see your purse.
17:24I'll take this.
17:26Okay.
17:28Thank you.
17:35Antonia!
17:37This must be a mistake.
17:39I'll take this as well.
17:40Hands behind the back.
17:42Listen to him.
17:46Did you notice?
17:47She's always sick.
17:50You know, our family is trying to get her a lot of money.
17:53The budget is set at $50 million.
17:55We are in the middle of shooting and she wants more money.
17:59Sanson, what's wrong?
18:01Your wife should be caught and shot.
18:03I'll be right there.
18:05Is everything okay?
18:11You've been found guilty.
18:13Death.
18:19Nick!
18:22I paid for the jewelry you stole.
18:28This is the last time I bail you out.
18:40Anton.
18:45Let's go.
18:51Oh, my God.
19:15You've been found guilty.
19:17Enough, Antoinette.
19:19Never again.
19:23I believe there's been a misunderstanding.
19:25I'm sorry?
19:26My husband purchased these earrings.
19:28But they do not suit me.
19:30Imperial topaz.
19:32While being the most expensive type, it's not suitable for my skin tone.
19:36I've never worn it.
19:37It dulls me out.
19:39You're right.
19:41You'd do best with blues and purples.
19:43Greens, reds.
19:45Of course, you would never choose topaz.
19:47It clashes horribly.
19:49I'm so sorry I doubted you.
19:51This has been a terrible misunderstanding.
19:54They must have fallen into your bag.
19:56Unbelievable!
19:57You're going to side with your over-skin tone?
19:59She has unparalleled taste.
20:02Actually, Lana.
20:05These would be something you would pick.
20:09A perfect match.
20:11And so that Celeste doesn't lose the sale.
20:14Well?
20:16They're my gift to you.
20:18Bestie.
20:20That's very generous of you, Antonio.
20:23Again, I apologize for misunderstanding.
20:25Not to worry.
20:30Guess I was wrong about her.
20:45Don't tell me you forgot how to put it on.
20:49Can you...
20:51Whatever.
20:59Now I see it.
21:01Thanks.
21:03You're welcome.
21:05Bye.
21:07Bye.
21:09Bye.
21:11Bye.
21:14Nick, darling.
21:16Where are you hiding?
21:19Good evening, Vivian.
21:21Jake.
21:23Have you two set a date for the wedding yet?
21:25You're not getting any younger.
21:26We're planning a winter wedding.
21:28I can't wait to lock this one down.
21:31Enough, you two.
21:34Hi, Nick.
21:36I'm so excited for this auction.
21:39It should be incredible.
21:40Before auction, items by the Queen herself.
22:07Her Royal Highness
22:09Queen Marie Antoinette of France.
22:36Wow.
22:37She's got that same spark
22:39that you had at her age, Viv.
22:41Too bad she didn't inherit your talent in acting.
22:44Well, not everything can be taught.
22:46Right, Daddy?
22:48Shall we go?
22:49I don't want to be late.