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00:00Krieg der Nudeln
00:30Wacky Wacky
00:36No, Heather. I know how much supermodels like comic book drawers.
00:41But I promised another one.
00:44Wacky Wacky
00:52Yoo-hoo. Hello. Time to get up. Today is an important day. Wacky Wacky.
01:00Oh, I hate that. No, that's not true.
01:11Why did you do that?
01:13Because the trash has to go out today? No way.
01:16It's some holiday. It's...
01:19Oh no, it's today?
01:23Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:27I'll finish it right away.
01:37Nice, Garfield. Your birthday lasagna is ready.
01:58Oh, that's great, Garfield. I'll cut that into my lasagna home video right away.
02:16Hey, I got hit in the ear.
02:22So, I cut it in. Now I have over six hours of video material how Garfield eats lasagna.
02:28Well, he doesn't do anything else.
02:32A complaint.
02:34That's right, isn't it?
02:36I demand a refund.
02:42What?
02:44I made you a piece of lasagna for every birthday.
02:50I forgot one.
02:53I forgot one.
03:01And I don't have any ingredients to make another lasagna.
03:04I'm going to the market. I'll be right back.
03:11While he's gone, I'll use the time to do something useful.
03:17Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:46Don't worry. We'll reach the invasion planet, Lord of the Lost.
03:50Good. Did you order Ricotta here?
03:52Here he is, Lord of the Lost.
03:54Ricotta, I have a mission of vital importance for you.
03:58Do you want me to lead the invasion troops, Lord of the Lost?
04:02No, something much more important. I'll show you.
04:10Our scanners have made thousands of recordings of the invasion planet.
04:15And we have not been able to discover anything that could prevent us from conquering it and making its inhabitants our slaves.
04:21Except for this one.
04:26What kind of people are they?
04:28We don't know.
04:30They probably came from a neighboring planet.
04:33They have apparently already traveled to the planet we want to conquer.
04:37What happened to them?
04:39Unfortunately, the recordings do not show that.
04:41We have to know what to expect.
04:46I think I know the guy.
04:48I may be wrong, but I think that's my uncle Mozart.
04:52Get to the invasion planet.
04:54Go where these orange-colored creatures live and find out what happened to the people.
05:02Take this.
05:03It can measure the brain power of the creatures you encounter.
05:06Understood, Lord of the Lost.
05:13This is Recorder speaking.
05:15I'm on my way to explore the invasion planet.
05:18I'll get back to you.
05:23This is Agent Recorder speaking.
05:25I'm on the invasion planet now.
05:27As ordered, I will...
05:29I will...
05:35measure the brain power of a creature I encounter.
05:39The brain mass is zero.
05:45I will now detect the orange-colored creature.
06:00I have located the orange-colored creature.
06:03It is in a advanced stage of motion paralysis.
06:09Sounds like we're about to fall.
06:13It's coming. I have to hide.
06:18Hopefully my last piece of lasagna is ready.
06:24Hey, there it is.
06:29Please don't eat me. Please!
06:33Huh? Did you hear that?
06:48Oh...
06:49Did you...
06:50That's...
06:51That's...
06:52That's...
06:53That's...
06:54That's...
06:55That's...
06:56That's...
06:57That's...
06:58That's...
06:59What was that?
07:11Odie, did you see my lasagna running along here?
07:17I...
07:18My lasagna had legs and it ran and talked.
07:21It begged me not to...
07:23It had some kind of mouth and it really opened and closed and...
07:26You believe me, don't you, Odie?
07:31Well, okay. I don't believe myself.
07:38Are you sure that the orange-colored creature is not a threat?
07:42That's me.
07:43I don't know what it did to the guys from our neighbor planet,
07:46but I know I can deal with it.
07:50Then the invasion should begin.
07:53For years I didn't know that lasagna could talk.
07:57Why didn't it say anything?
08:00What if it can't just do lasagna?
08:02What if it can also speak Ravioli?
08:04What if Catteloni want to beat me up?
08:06And the garlic bread? I'm going to starve.
08:10Ouch!
08:20Wait, buddy, I don't understand a word.
08:23Remember, Odie speaks less clearly than a lasagna.
08:28What is it?
08:33Something out there?
08:40Odie!
08:53Odie, they're coming my way!
08:56I have to hide!
09:01Go! Catch this creature!
09:10No!
09:13If I only had a little courage, I would go out there and save my friend Odie.
09:18Luckily for me, I definitely don't have a little courage.
09:21Well done, Ricotta.
09:23Now we just have to neutralize the orange-colored creature.
09:26You say it's easy to defeat, don't you?
09:28Very easy to defeat, sir.
09:30If we find it first.
09:33It's here, somewhere.
09:40We will find the orange-colored creature and we will destroy it.
09:44What have I ever done to a lasagna?
09:46Except feeding it every now and then.
09:51There is no trace of the orange-colored creature here.
09:54Let's check all the cabinets.
09:58Have you seen anything?
10:10Ricotta, what is this?
10:12Why are you screaming like that?
10:16This is nonsense.
10:17I can't hide here for the rest of my life.
10:20Yes, I can.
10:24No, I can't.
10:26John? Odie?
10:28Speaking lasagna?
10:31Odie!
10:32Odie!
10:38They want me.
10:39So I'll put an end to it.
10:43This is the most terrible thing I've ever seen.
10:51Our poor, poor neighbors.
10:53Sounds like they're in John's room.
10:58Didn't you say it would be easy to defeat, Ricotta?
11:01I thought so, too.
11:03Guys, it's time to put an end to this.
11:17I don't know what happened, but I'm glad they're gone.
11:22Yes, but they were not to be underestimated.
11:24They were dangerous, terrifying and brutal.
11:27And they looked really delicious.
11:29Garfield! Here I am again.
11:31I knew you wouldn't like to wait until I'm done cooking.
11:34So I got you a birthday lasagna at Vito's.
11:37No, no, just take it away.
11:39Maybe she's talking to me. That would be terrible.
11:44Oh, dear.
11:45I always thought Vito was a pretty good cook.
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