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00:00So, it's been weeks now. When are we going to do something about Doofenshmirtz?
00:12Well, cause his daughter, uh, took the house away.
00:15So he told me everything.
00:16Said that his daughter was evil, and that she faked reports of rape and abuse to shake the tide of the orgy.
00:23That Joseph Price was the victim, and his daughter actually did die.
00:27That weird, and also, it's hard for his family to get out of this mess that had come near.
00:32The dad asked for help. He's out in the cold and sorry.
00:35Just to go away.
00:37Don't make Doofenshmirtz's entire life-
00:39He is a misogynistic, outright, xenophobic, transphobic piece of shit bigot.
00:44And I don't want any of this.
00:46All he does is try to feel me up, and I don't feel him the time he'd know is done for the time rape.
00:52God, he's so weird.
00:56And for the record, Vanessa is 100% the victim.
00:58She's 16. He's in his 60s.
01:01Uh, this is why we all choose the bear.
01:03I don't know. I kind of like him living here.
01:05Well, he's driving me insane.
01:07He never leaves the house, and he's constantly getting into my business.
01:11But Neil-
01:12That's why we need to get rid of all Indians from our country.
01:15All we do is rape people. We know the case.
01:18Can I please stick my time ape in your doctor's own...
01:24Doofenshmirtz, how are you listening in on this call? This is a cell phone.
01:27You're kidding, right?
01:39We gotta take you to a ditty party.
01:41Yeah, me and ditty all over that ass.
01:44Listen, ho, you remember that if you're studying on history so much in your dumbass China Jew book,
01:50you should know that women used it out of right.
01:52They were subservient to men.
01:54Let's bring that back.
01:55All right, you need to go do my laundry in a maid skirt
01:59so I can see a little peek of pussy when you bend over,
02:02and I can take a big whiff of the pussy,
02:04and I can stick it in deep, just hitting it on the ass first.
02:08My dick, that is.
02:09And then slowly sliding it up and down until your mind is slowly broken by deuce.
02:14Make a schlong.
02:15What do you think, Marlow's dad?
02:17I was with you on that whole raping my daughter,
02:20and her enormous guy, and oh, oh, oh, and they pussed already.
02:24But, but did you mention a P. Diddy, a savage black monkey who goes,
02:30oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, boom.
02:32He is a savage, like those savages from the jumbles,
02:35that the good white men chased up those hills.
02:38You can never trust a blackie.
02:40You know, my, my ex-wife, or no, my wife actually,
02:44she fucked a black dude, Zach, and they didn't take a meat.
02:50We need to destroy all black people.
02:52The blackies were throwing macarons to our monkeys.
02:56They're savages, disgusting savages.
02:59They must be put down.
03:02I'm this.
03:04Like you would care, Marlow's sister.
03:06This is so exciting to hear.
03:08I'm going to kill myself.
03:10That's it.
03:11I'm going to kill myself.
03:13Unless you suck my dick, and then let me grab your ass while I fuck it.
03:16But since that won't happen, I'm going to kill myself.
03:19Goodbye, cruel world.
03:21Maybe in the next life, you'll treat me more nicely.
03:24I'm just a nice guy.
03:26I'm misunderstood.
03:28Sure, I can be crazy and abrasive, but that's just my toxic personality.
03:33Once you get to know me really cool, a nice guy with interesting interests, let me fuck.
03:38Doof, you are a weirdo.
03:40We'll never ever let you fuck.
03:42I took a vow of celibacy for Christianity.
03:44I still have my virginity.
03:47Pretty sure you mean had.
03:52Oh, Dr. D, have you got any big plans for today?
03:55Well, I'm very excited to earn the name Dr. D, because I've learned something amazing.
04:00You guys all remember the story of the International Children and Rape Convention,
04:03where this evil man named Major Margaret had to rape a bunch of kids,
04:06and then tried to frame me for it.
04:07It's coming out!
04:09I'll support some kids at the newly established International Children who've been raped,
04:15abandoned, crippled, and emotionally manipulated to the extreme convention,
04:21and I can, um, help them out, you know.
04:24Pickle their lickle, you know.
04:26Give them a D.
04:28Slide into their DMs.
04:29By DMs, I mean their geeyots.
04:31And by slide in, I mean, fuck.
04:34Booty holes cry.
04:37And now, to end off our World War II museum,
04:41we look at one of the greatest national, not even national, worldwide tragedies of all time,
04:45the Holocaust.
04:47Besides 12 million overall people,
04:496 million Jewish people were killed in an anti-Semitic attack by the Nazis.
04:54They were burnt in ovens or killed in gas chambers.
04:57This is a horrible event that reminds us to remember never again.
05:016 million.
05:04Stick in line, black boy.
05:06My pronouns are he. Not him.
05:09Cuz I'll never be him.
05:11Uh oh.
05:12What's wrong?
05:13I'm starting to feel weird and claustral avoidant.
05:16Oh, lucky for you, I've got an app for that.
05:18Here you go.
05:19AAAAAAH!