Waluigi! Did You Eat the Last Slice of Pizza?
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00:00Waluigi, did you eat the last slice of pizza?
00:03No, I didn't. Why do you always assume that I'm the one who ate it?
00:07Because you are sneaky and suspicious, and you always want to eat everything yourself.
00:12That's not true. You were just saying that because you're greedy and gluttonous.
00:16What did you just say about me? My weight is none of your business, you lanky loser.
00:21I didn't say anything about your weight, but now that you mention it, you do have a bigger belly there, don't you?
00:27Why, you little weasel, I ought to squash you like a mole.
00:31Ha! You couldn't catch me if you tried, you slow-moving club of all.
00:34Ah, you know that I'm very fast when I want to be. Besides, I saw you like a pizza all night.
00:41I was not. I was too busy playing Mario Kart to even think about food.
00:45Yeah, right. And I suppose those crumbs on your shirt are just a coincidence, eh?
00:50Crumbs, eh? Are they, uh, glitter? Yeah, that's it. I was at that party earlier, and, uh, someone spilled glitter on me.
00:58Glitter? Ha! You don't even have any friends to party with.
01:02I do, though. And at least I don't look like a jean-garlic-pulled, you-oversized, bulbus-bulb.
01:07That's it. I'm a goner.
01:10Hey, guys. What's going on?
01:13Daisy, did you eat the last recipe?
01:16Oh, sorry about that. I didn't realize it was someone else's.
01:20Hey, I told you I did not eat it.
01:22Shut up, oldie. At least I don't have to resort to eating other people's food, like some kind of savager.
01:29Can we please just get along? It's just a slice of pizza.
01:33Sorry, Daisy. We got a little carried away.
01:36Yeah, sorry about that. I guess I was just really hungry.
01:40It's okay. How about we order some more pizza and I'll share it this time?
01:45Sounds good to me. As long as Waluigi doesn't tug all the slices again.
01:50Come on, guys. Let's just enjoy some pizza and have a good time.