S11 E27

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00:00Tonight, the villa's filthy underbelly is exposed.
00:09One messy daybed, dirty coffee cup left on the floor, spilt tea stains on kitchen counter.
00:20Tap left slightly on.
00:23Drip, drip, messy daybed from an arty angle, wet cushion on bed, avert your eyes flamingos.
00:35Two abandoned goblets, possum, echo, fade to black, moody moonshot, ominous wolf howl.
00:46Oooo.
00:51Transition to morning, sunrise, a cock crow's cock-a-doodle-doo.
01:06Wake up IO, it's Love Island Unseen Backs.
01:08In the night we rule the world
01:12Join us for an hour of the best unseen footage from the Ream Realm
01:17Unleash your inner dragon
01:19Dragon
01:20Raw
01:21As winter is coming
01:22Big sleigh, big sleigh, big sleigh, big sleigh, big sleigh, big sleigh
01:28Actually that's a load of bolerics, it's summer
01:32But let your desires reign supreme
01:34I hope we have a game tonight
01:36I actually do, hope we have a little cheeky game
01:38Do you want a game?
01:39I want a game, are you joking? Of course I want a game
01:41I want a game
01:42I also want a biscuit
01:43Things are spinning out of control
01:45Can I see what this is?
01:46Here your name is everything, even if it is a bit unusual
01:50Swoop, click, lock
01:55I like that, that's good
01:56I'm scooping it up, gives it energy
01:57We need to make a name for that shake now
01:59What do we call that one?
02:00The K-Scoomy
02:02K-Scoom, the K-Scoom
02:04K-Scoom?
02:05K-Scoom, I like that
02:06So, the K-Scoom
02:07K-Scoom, let's go
02:13I love that
02:21Love Island always has its finger on the pulse and is at the forefront of current affairs
02:25I have a question for everyone
02:28What's everyone's opinion on the general election?
02:32What's that mean?
02:34Are you being serious?
02:35No, I know the Prime Minister
02:39I don't really understand
02:40Nor me, I don't understand
02:41There is a vote right now, isn't there?
02:43There's going to be a general election soon
02:44Sadiq Khan is the current...
02:47No, it's not Sadiq Khan, it's Rushi Sunak
02:50It's Conservatives that are in power at the minute
02:53Fred is like 25p now
02:55I know
02:56Any woman running?
02:57I don't think there is a woman running, you know
02:59No, I don't think so
03:01Life would be better if women were in charge, man
03:03Wasn't it really bad when Margaret... I don't know
03:06It wasn't Margaret Thatcher, Margaret Thatcher was a long, long time ago
03:09She lasted about two days, didn't she?
03:11Theresa May
03:12Theresa May, that woman
03:14I think she's been the only woman Prime Minister after Margaret Thatcher
03:17No, there was one woman, she loved Taylor Swift
03:19What?
03:20I think I'd be quite a good Prime Minister
03:22I think you would, Jess
03:24I would make nails free to girls, I would make hair free to girls
03:28That's not a political party, Jess, that's just a party
03:37So with all this talk of politics and the election coming up
03:40maybe we should get the boys' opinion on it
03:42Care to share your thoughts, Kieran?
03:45I can't lie, I'm not a socialite, but I've spoken about it so much already
03:48Honestly, I'd rather talk about anything else
03:50even if it's the most stupid thing in the world, like...
03:53What would you rather?
03:55Yeah, go ahead
03:57Would you rather have a giraffe's legs...
03:59I've already got a giraffe's legs
04:02No, a giraffe's actual legs
04:05or...
04:07an elephant's trunk as legs
04:11Elephant's trunk as legs?
04:13That's a bit floppy, don't you think?
04:14Are you joking? Giraffe's legs?
04:16You sure?
04:17OK, think about it
04:18Do you know how strong an elephant's trunk is?
04:20Exactly
04:21They're not legs, though
04:23But they are in this instance
04:25Yeah, but an actual elephant's trunk isn't a leg
04:29It's a nose
04:30Or it's a mouth, isn't it?
04:31Would you rather have pizzas as eyes
04:34or cucumbers as ears?
04:37Oh, how big's a pizza?
04:39I'd have cucumbers as ears
04:40Is it sliced cucumber or is it whole cucumbers?
04:43One whole cucumber
04:44So how big's a pizza, though? Is it a mini pizza?
04:46Two little mini pizzas on the outside, yeah
04:48Just two massive cucumbers or just two little pizzas as eyes
04:51But you can see through the pizza, do you know what I mean?
04:53Yeah, two little pizzas
04:54Yeah, pizzas
04:55I think that would look quite cool
04:56You'll have a pair of glasses on the whole time, don't you?
04:58Yeah, that's what I was about to say
04:59You'll be able to style it out
05:00Oh, why have you got pizzas on your eyes?
05:02They're just my sunglasses, I thought they were funky
05:04Yeah, just like emojis all the time
05:05I'll take the pizza
05:07I'll take the pizza, yeah
05:09I'll take a slice of that
05:15That's right, Sean, close your pizzas, have a little nap
05:18and we'll check out another unseen clip
05:24Another day here in Mallorca's biggest one-bedroom villa
05:27and our islanders have been hard at work
05:29churning out top-notch content
05:32and we love content
05:35Hey, guys, it's Jess
05:37Hey, guys
05:42Hey, guys, it's Uma here
05:43Hey, it's Mimi
05:44What are you eating?
05:45Just having my snacks, having eggs and avo, you know
05:48Sleigh, I guess
05:49I guess
05:54The internet imploded on itself last week
05:56when Unseen Bits went viral
05:57worming its way onto phones across the globe
06:00The entire planet was gripped by Mimi and Uma's vlog
06:03You're the salt to my pepper
06:05Oh, my God
06:06The peanut to my butter
06:07Oh, my God
06:08The marsh to my mellow
06:09Oh, my God
06:10Today I'm wearing this cheeky little denim number
06:12My hair was actually out
06:14Woo!
06:15The salt to my pepper, the peanut to my butter
06:19Rolling on the floor laughing emoji
06:22I love this friendship
06:24Sparkling heart emoji
06:26Sparkling heart emoji
06:28Oh, I love the vlog
06:30Starstruck emoji
06:32Fire emoji
06:34Cute!
06:36Smiling face with hearts emoji
06:40And if you're hungry for more tasty Unseen Mimi and Uma content
06:43this is for you
06:44Hi, guys
06:45So we're live from the Love Island villa
06:49Sleigh beans, roll it in
06:52Harriet says hello
06:54Legs are up, roll, uh, clip in
06:57We loves
06:58Oh, and here she is
07:00Hello!
07:04Love y'all, love y'all
07:14Like and subscribe for more unmissable Uma Mimi memes
07:20I'll be honest, I don't have a clue
07:23what our islanders are on about half the time
07:25and in the case of this Unseen clip
07:27make that all the time
07:30Whatever it sounds like, so, for example, my
07:33you just do the erga like that
07:36so meragai name is a
07:38so it's meragame
07:40It is
07:41Wait, wait, slow down
07:42So my, meragai
07:43Meragai
07:44No, because I'm...
07:45That's too complicated for me
07:48Let's make it easier for everybody in the group
07:50Meramai means my
07:52Meramai
07:53Meramai
07:54Meramai
07:55Meramai
07:56Because there's no chance
07:57Meramai
07:58Meramai
07:59Meramai
08:00Meramai
08:01Meramai
08:02There is
08:03Oh, no, see
08:04Yeah, that's it
08:05It is
08:06We're not gonna be able to do that
08:08Wait, say your sentence
08:09Let me see if I can decode it
08:11Meragai neregai meragai meragai meragai meragai meragai
08:14If we hear that
08:16If we hear that, then we'll just know teregai
08:18And it means serious chat
08:20If I hear Gracie go
08:21I'll just know
08:22What is it? What is it?
08:24Let's just do
08:43Can we just speak gibberish as well?
08:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
08:45Just fucking about
08:46Fucking about
08:47Just literally just speak random shit
08:49Yeah, meragai
08:50Just to irritate them
08:51Meragai deregai
08:54Meragai teregai
08:56What is, dehecas, wasas, thatas, allas, aboutas?
09:00Have no idea
09:10Many people think that the location that sees the most action is the bedroom
09:13They wish
09:14It is, in fact, the gem
09:29Good, 15, keep going
09:30Surely not
09:3120, 16
09:33I'm gonna be sick
09:34Go on, 17
09:37That hurts, no, that was enough
09:38One more, one more
09:40I can't breathe
09:41Why does it hurt so much?
09:42Why does it hurt so much?
09:43How can you hold it like that?
09:45I can't go like that, cos I'm just gonna go
09:48It's not too long
09:50The boys are looking at your arse
09:51Good
09:52They're jealous of my arse
09:56Can we get Nicole facing that way, please?
10:00Watching you is making me out of breath
10:04That was not 20
10:05That was 25
10:06What? And now I've gotta go again?
10:08You can rest for a little bit
10:09Actually, no, straight into it, let's go
10:11Oh, my gosh, I shouldn't have opened my mouth
10:14This is fucking heavy
10:15And my boob keeps coming out
10:17It's alright, I'm on boob duty
10:19Three
10:21Oh, my God, this hurts
10:23It's meant to, it's a gym session
10:25Yeah, but not this much
10:26A little spot's coming on my leg
10:28Yeah, it's because you're actually doing some workouts
10:33No, no, it's gym time, this is no flirty kissing time
10:37Can you give me a kiss?
10:38No, no
10:39It's motivation
10:40It's gym
10:41Motivation
10:42It's gym
10:4311
10:4424
10:4625
10:4713, that was only 13
10:48Oh, my gosh
10:52I'm the worst coach in the world, innit?
10:54I'm the best coach, I'm pushing you
10:58Your quads look good, though
10:59Thanks
11:01Already after one set?
11:02Yeah
11:03One more, I've got one more in you
11:06Well done
11:07Get that away from me, I don't want to see you again
11:11Watching that Welsh workout has made me thirsty
11:14Can someone put the kettlebell on?
11:22Semi-pro footballer Ronnie has been on the receiving end
11:25of more brutal criticism than the England team this week
11:28following a very tough fixture with Tiffany
11:30Me and you is going well
11:31Yeah
11:32But I just feel like it's like missing something
11:34Okay
11:35And eagle-eyed viewers were quick to spot that Tiffany was wearing
11:38a different strip from the one that she was originally changed into
11:40for the big showdown
11:42What was she playing at?
11:44Ronnie and the boys are warming up on the day beds
11:46and the girls were in the snug having a team talk
11:49when Tiffany was letting rip
11:51Right
11:52Oh, my God, what was that?
11:53It's a dress
11:54No
11:58It snapped all the way down
12:00It's not snapped
12:01It's not snapped, but it's like popped
12:03Rip
12:04One palm's out
12:06Tiffany, lie in
12:07Stand up so you can see
12:11What are they doing?
12:12What's going on?
12:13Hold it together
12:14Babe, going up and down ain't going to do nothing
12:16You need to do the two zips at the bottom half
12:18No, I need to do two to the top
12:20No, you need to do two zips at the bottom
12:21Guys, can you hold it together?
12:23Can somebody hold her?
12:24Hold her as well
12:25It's not funny
12:26Go back
12:27Go back
12:28Go back, go back
12:29Get down
12:33Oh, my God
12:34You're in our area
12:37What's happened?
12:38Her dress is...
12:39Her dress is bare, isn't it?
12:40Keep going
12:41Keep going
12:45Did you put the black dress on her head on last night, baby?
12:48Right
12:50She's...
12:51Oh, my God
12:52She's ashamed
12:53She's an old arsehole
12:55Oh, no
12:57After being rushed back to the changing rooms
12:59for some emergency treatment
13:00Tiffany was back in the game
13:02and ready to kick Roddy into touch
13:05Oh, here we go
13:13The first dictionary was written by Dr Johnson
13:15has been added to over the years
13:16not least by Joey Essex
13:18Looking ream
13:20But that was a while back now
13:21and wordsmith Joey's keen to come up with another hit
13:24Jenarm
13:28Jenarm
13:30Basically, Jenarm is a word that
13:32me and my boy say back home
13:34but Jenarm is now being integrated
13:36Integrated, is that the right word?
13:37Into here
13:38Jenarm basically means like
13:39It's like Jenarm, so like
13:41Do you know what I'm saying?
13:42Do you know how people say Jenarm, Sam?
13:43Yeah, I kind of got it
13:44You say Jenarm, yeah
13:45It's just easier
13:46This is how it got here
13:47So, first of all, we started saying sausage, Sam
13:49Sausage, Sam, innit?
13:50It was like code language
13:51And then it was
13:52Do you know what I'm saying?
13:53Do you know what I'm saying?
13:54And then it was like
13:55Do you know what I'm saying?
13:56And then it just went Jenarm
13:57It was actually Sam at one point
13:58Sam, Sam
13:59It was quick
14:00And then it was the best word to come up with
14:02The easy word was just
14:03Jenarm
14:04Jenarm
14:05Jenarm
14:06Jenarm
14:11It does work though, doesn't it?
14:12It's weird, bro
14:13Trust me, we all say it
14:14But that is hilarious
14:15That word is sick
14:17I swear, it's so sick
14:19I say Jenarm
14:20Picking up the lingo
14:21Essex does it again
14:23I literally have no words
14:29I'm not sure this unseen clip should be aired in public
14:32But here we go
14:33Yeah
14:34Well, shall I see how boobie my boobs are?
14:35Because if the boobs aren't boobie-ing
14:36Babe, they will boobie, I promise you now
14:38That dress will be fine
14:39You just need to
14:40Who's farting?
14:41That is awful
14:42Bible
14:43Bible
14:44Oh my God, I swear, Bible
14:45No, I swear to God, don't
14:47Because I walked in
14:48That's disgusting
14:49God
14:50Bible, you're the next
14:51I swear
14:52I just walked in
14:54Who's farting?
14:55I just farted
14:56I just farted
14:57Who's farted?
14:59Good question, Ronnie
15:00Come back after the break to find out
15:03Who farted then?
15:05Who did it? I don't know
15:20Welcome back to
15:22Unseen bits
15:23Unseen bits
15:25Unseen bits
15:27Did you like that?
15:28Yes, I did, actually
15:29Now shuffle over
15:32And listen out for the sweet sound of the villa
15:35How did you go?
15:36Did you hear that?
15:37What was that?
15:38That was a get-go
15:40We've got clips that will surprise you
15:43You bugger
15:47Up close and personal, you
15:48Come on
15:51That's right, Kevin
15:52That's right, Kevin
16:00OK, let's watch that one more time
16:02And we'll get on with the show
16:13Oh my God
16:14I can't do that, bro
16:15Right
16:17Yeah
16:18Yeah
16:19I'm trying to see how booby my boobs are
16:20because if the boobs aren't boobying...
16:21Babe, they will booby, I promise you now
16:23That dress will be fine
16:24You just need to...
16:25Who's farting?
16:26That's awful
16:27Bible
16:28Bible
16:29Oh my God, I swear
16:30Bible
16:31No, I swear to God
16:32Don't
16:33Because I walked in
16:34That's disgusting
16:35Bible
16:36Bible, you little bit
16:37I swear
16:38I just walked in
16:39Who's farted?
16:41Everyone take a deep breath
16:42It's time to go
16:44Everyone take a deep breath
16:45It's time to get to the bottom
16:46of our rip-roaring whodunit mystery
16:49Who farted then?
16:51Who was it?
16:52I'm too new for that
16:53I'm too new for that
16:54Oh my God
16:55I'm too new for that
16:56But it smells like shit
16:58It does smell good, guys
16:59I can't lie
17:00Guys, what the fuck?
17:01It ain't smelling good, girls
17:06Yeah, because it's not fucking me
17:08It smells like shit
17:09It smells like shit
17:10It's not me
17:11It was the girl
17:12It was the girl
17:13Oh my God, was it you?
17:14Was it you?
17:15You little bite
17:16Nicole, it was you, wasn't it?
17:17Nicole
17:18You know the phrase,
17:19whoever smelt it dealt it?
17:21Well, what about
17:22whoever did the fart laughs uncontrollably?
17:31Here's an unseen clip
17:32that deserves lots of thumbs up
17:34and love hearts
17:35So guys, you know what an ick is for me?
17:37Yeah
17:38It's a weird one
17:39What?
17:40Like the kissy face
17:41Emoji, yeah
17:42Don't do any emojis
17:43Especially if we're not doing kisses
17:45Yeah
17:46Don't do kisses to me
17:47I just like one kiss as well
17:48Maybe if it's like a little cheeky one kiss is fine
17:50Yeah
17:51We're never doing two
17:52With the message
17:53You know when they're like
17:54every single message, XX
17:55No, no, no, no
17:56Don't ever
17:57Yeah, emojis
17:58Like multiple emojis
17:59and text messages from guys
18:00are just, ugh, it knocks me ill
18:01Well, maybe not
18:03I really don't enjoy it
18:05When I go to the gym
18:07and I see guys that have headphones
18:09with the wires
18:10I just think, no
18:11It gives me the ick
18:12You need to get some Airpods
18:13Airpods
18:14We're literally in 2024
18:15Get some Airpods, babes
18:16Yeah
18:19I don't like it when guys have a rucksack
18:22and they're walking like a turtle
18:24Oh my God
18:25The rucksack is giving Ninja Turtle
18:26Yeah
18:27But you know some guys
18:28they actually go for a run
18:29with rocks in it
18:30and they're running up the hill
18:31and I think, ooh
18:32Like the fitness ones
18:33Yeah, I don't love that
18:35OK, we need to rethink the next bombshell
18:37because headphone-wearing Ninja Turtles
18:39were on standby
18:46Earlier in the week
18:47we saw Ronnie and Harriet
18:48go on their first date
18:49But for Ronnie
18:50it was like a horror story
18:52We rolled up
18:53and it was like
18:54it was like a haunted museum
19:07No, actually
19:08it was in a beautiful courtyard
19:09lit by a thousand candles
19:11and a smorgasbord of delicious bites
19:17Cheers
19:18Cheers
19:21I've heard people say
19:22I don't know about you
19:23but a date isn't a date
19:24without a healthy dose
19:25of sexy food slo-mo
19:30But
19:32I don't know about that
19:35There are times
19:36when we love
19:38We've shared love
19:39and made friends
19:43It doesn't seem to me
19:44like it's enough
19:48Good carrot
19:49Good carrot, innit
19:50I went and plucked that
19:51earlier from the tree
19:52From the tree
19:53The tree sprung from carrot
19:54No, the ground
19:55The tree sprung from carrot
20:00I made this all today
20:01freshly for you
20:02Yeah
20:03I wonder where he was today
20:04making all this
20:05I couldn't read the Spanish labelling
20:06so
20:07that's why I've put it up here
20:12What is that?
20:13Oh, cheese
20:14Melon
20:15It's melon
20:16It's cheese
20:17What?
20:18It's cheese
20:22See, I know like
20:23you're a lad's lad
20:24and like you're always
20:25acting and bantering with the boys
20:26but I feel like there's more to you
20:27There is
20:28You know
20:29There's loads to me
20:30We just don't know that yet
20:31Me and my mayo
20:32go everywhere together
20:33You and your mayo
20:34You've got to start
20:35liking mayonnaise, alright
20:36I might try it
20:37What do you mean you might try it?
20:38Might try it
20:39You're going to love it
20:40Maybe
20:41Not ketchup though
20:42Nah, just mayo
20:43Yeah
20:44Me, you and mayo
20:45Me, you and mayo
20:46We'll conquer the world together
20:47Have a little sip
20:48Yeah
20:49I'd watch that spin-off show
20:58It might be a cliche
20:59but the girls take forever
21:00to get ready
21:01so to kill time
21:02while they're waiting
21:03the boys have invented a game
21:05Blindfolded pillow obstacle races
21:08I didn't say it was a good game
21:10but it is a game
21:12Over to Ciaran and Ronnie
21:13for the rules
21:15So each player
21:16had a few seconds
21:18to memorise the course
21:19that was in front of them
21:21Then they had to wear a blindfold
21:23to navigate the course
21:24or memory
21:26At least one hand
21:27and one foot
21:28had to be on the floor
21:30at the same time
21:32If any body part
21:33touches the cushion
21:35they are eliminated
21:36and the course
21:37is reset
21:38for the next player
21:53Hey Ciaran, get this one
21:57Eliminated
22:03Eliminated
22:08Go on Ciaran, dip on
22:12You did it
22:13You know about this one
22:15Go on, steady on lad
22:18Careful
22:20Here we are
22:22Go on boys
22:27Eliminated
22:34Go on Will
22:42Keep going, keep going
22:46Go on Will
22:56Game over
22:58Did you make to add this to the Olympics?
23:03Yes
23:10While the men are messing about
23:11with soft furnishings
23:12the women are having
23:13highbrow conversations
23:15Right Tiff, can we get a
23:16would you rather?
23:17Yes, of course you can
23:18Would you rather have
23:19a broccoli for a vagina
23:21that grows overnight
23:22really, really long
23:23Wait a minute, sorry
23:24Is that a game?
23:26A broccoli for a vagina
23:27that grows like a
23:28full on bush
23:29So you wake up
23:30and it's like
23:31fucking down to the floor
23:33and it takes you about
23:34I don't know, half an hour
23:35Yeah
23:36Would you rather that
23:37or would you rather
23:39asparagus for ear wax
23:40that you have to like
23:41dig out every single day
23:42Asparagus
23:43Asparagus
23:44Yeah
23:45But it takes
23:46but you've got to literally
23:47like clean your ears out
23:48for like
23:49No, that's fine
23:50Wait, but then
23:51then does the asparagus
23:52fade in or like
23:53what do you do
23:54with the asparagus?
23:55No, you just grow
23:56so you've got to like
23:57get rid of it
23:58every single morning
23:59Oh, you just pop it out
24:00No, you've got to like
24:02Are you going to eat it?
24:07Yeah, true
24:08That one wasn't too hard really
24:10And it wasn't long
24:11before the Islanders
24:12were playing the ultimate game
24:13of Would You Rather
24:14when they decided
24:15who to dump from the villa
24:17It was a tough one
24:20But the final answer was
24:22Tiffany and Omar
24:25Hey, Tiffany, Omar
24:27would you rather take
24:28your water bottle with you
24:29or leave it behind?
24:31Yeah
24:37Dreams are a phenomena
24:38that happen during sleep
24:40They can be powerful
24:41sensory experiences
24:42that unlock emotions
24:43trapped deep in your subconscious
24:45unless you're Kieran
24:46His are just basic
24:47dead straightforward
24:48no-frills reruns of his day
24:51Do you know what I had a
24:52dream about last night
24:53everyone?
24:54Go on, what?
24:55So today
24:56everybody
24:57just has a really good day
24:59good laugh
25:00goes to the gym
25:02and then comes night time
25:04and there's a game in the garden
25:06and everyone realises
25:07it's just a game
25:08and we all have a huge laugh
25:10about it after
25:11and we all go back to sleep
25:13and everyone's kissing each other
25:14and we all go to bed
25:16Was it Eggybuff, was it?
25:19Eggybuff, both of them
25:20Why are you whispering?
25:21Kieran
25:22Alright, try
25:23Weirdos
25:24They can't get it
25:25You're falling again
25:27You're falling again
25:29Are we good for sleep outside?
25:31Definitely not Eggybuff
25:34Dude, does everyone have a dream
25:36like they remember from their kid?
25:39Do you not?
25:40I do have a snake coming up the wall
25:41I have one
25:42I had a vegetable fight
25:43with loads of scarecrows
25:44shitting me up
25:45every time it comes up
25:46I'm like, not again
25:48Literally, there's all the pumpkins
25:49in the field and I
25:50I just throw pumpkins
25:51at the scarecrows
25:53A snake came up the wall
25:54and it actually scared me
25:55I have a reoccurring nightmare
25:57that I'm in a small room
25:58and I keep talking
25:59but nobody ever responds
26:01Do you know what I mean?
26:03Guys
26:04Do you know what I mean?
26:12The Andors have been in the villa
26:13for three weeks now
26:14and Kieran is feeling
26:15very reflective
26:17I've learnt so much
26:18in this mud
26:19Yeah?
26:20Yeah
26:22Come on then, reel him off
26:23what's the one?
26:24Woah, hold on Kieran
26:25they need to guess
26:26What Kieran's learnt
26:29Come back later
26:30to find out
26:44Welcome back
26:45to Unseen Fest
26:47What is actually
26:48going on right now?
26:50It's like I'm having
26:51deja vu of everything
26:52that's been happening
26:53in my life
26:54I know what you mean
26:56On Unseen Bets
26:57there always seems to be
26:58disgusting bodily functions
27:01Pardon me
27:02Pardon you for being so rude
27:03it wasn't me, it was my food
27:04Words get abbreviated
27:06Yeah, everything's sweet man
27:07you know
27:09Gooch
27:10Absolute gooch
27:12We shine a light
27:13on our islanders' quirky side
27:17And we promise
27:18not only to entertain
27:19but to educate as well
27:21On other news
27:23water is still wet
27:25Oh
27:26Mind blown
27:31I bet you've been
27:32on tenterhooks
27:33desperate to find out
27:34what deep and meaningful
27:35lessons Kieran has learnt
27:37Well here's
27:38what Kieran learnt
27:43I've learnt so much
27:44in years, mad
27:45Yeah?
27:46Yeah
27:48Come on then, reel him off
27:49what's the one?
27:50How to iron
27:51how to make a nice coffee
27:53Nice
27:55What else have I learnt?
27:57How to make a
27:58fucking banging
27:59ice cream waffle
28:05Not sure all this other stuff
28:06Well keep us posted Kieran
28:08it's a pleasure to be
28:09on this journey of discovery
28:16When I'm not doing this
28:17I'm a keen part-time
28:18fortune teller
28:19I just rub my crystal ball
28:21and see the future
28:22And what's that I spy?
28:24I see Uma also possesses
28:26the power to read fortunes
28:28This means that you're
28:29gonna live forever
28:31happy with the girl
28:32with the letter
28:33her letter
28:37What?
28:38Yeah that's what that means
28:39didn't you know?
28:40With what letter?
28:41You
28:43That's what that means
28:44you didn't know?
28:45This one here
28:46That sounds good to me
28:47Does it?
28:48This one means that
28:49you will have
28:50five kids
28:52Jeez
28:54Three
28:55Two
28:56Three is what I want
28:57I want two
28:58This one means that
29:00you will
29:01eat Nando's a lot
29:03I do yeah
29:05Yeah you do
29:06I can read palms
29:07Now here
29:08Read mine, read mine, read mine
29:10Okay so
29:12Okay
29:13I mean
29:17I don't know what I'm reading here
29:18because I've never done this before
29:19Never did I
29:20but it just came to me
29:22I think
29:23this one means
29:24What one?
29:25This top one
29:26Yeah?
29:27Means that you've met
29:28the love of your life
29:29Really?
29:30Do you think that though?
29:31I don't know
29:32I'm just reading the palm
29:33Fair enough Will
29:36You're the one that knows about that
29:38No I don't
29:40I don't know what this one means
29:42Wait what?
29:43Let it come to you
29:44Close your hand
29:46I don't know what these mean
29:49Never mind reading palms
29:51I want to read Will's chest
29:53What does 1972 even mean?
30:02Earlier in the week
30:03pulses were raised
30:04in the legendary heart rate challenge
30:08Who's been a bad boy?
30:19We saw finger sucks
30:26Secret messages
30:32Splits
30:36And whatever that was
30:39This is awful
30:43But here's what you didn't see
30:44from the backstage preparations
30:49What's going on ladies?
30:51Ari's cutting
30:53Right guys I need to practice
30:54my jump into the splits
30:55because I feel like
30:56otherwise I'll break the thing
30:57So wait can we just
30:58Right so I'm not
30:59I'm not going to slide
31:01I'm not going to slide
31:02I'm actually going to jump
31:03Right so should I do
31:07And then I want to
31:15I'm a rockstar baby
31:16I'm a rockstar
31:18I'm a rockstar
31:19I'm a rockstar baby
31:21I'm a rockstar
31:23I'm a rockstar
31:25Boys no matter what happens
31:26after all of this
31:27we all back each other and say
31:29it's just a game in the garden
31:32One, two, three
31:34Game in the garden
31:36And we all back each other
31:42But what the lads didn't know
31:43is that Jess had done some
31:44manifesting of her own earlier
31:46in the week
31:47She would change the dynamics
31:48of the villa forever
31:50Well just for the night really
31:52Oh guys can we just pray
31:54and manifest that tomorrow
31:57A big hunk comes in the door
31:59Location can be southern or north
32:02My name's Trey
32:03I'm 24 years old
32:04and I'm from Doncaster
32:06I'm 6 foot 3 maybe
32:11And I'm 6 foot 2
32:13Coloured eye, like blue or green
32:16My eye colour is blue
32:17and sometimes green
32:18It's dependent on my mood
32:20He has to have a bit of stubble
32:22on his face to show that he's manly
32:26He has to come in and say
32:27Jess, all I want is you in my life
32:32Jess and Joey
32:33Trey and Jessie are waiting to date you
32:36Please head out of the villa
32:37The prayers have been answered
32:38I won't lie, yeah
32:40But over the gravel
32:41the dream was turning into a nightmare
32:43for Joey and Grace's relationship
32:47I feel like me and you might be trouble man
32:50Maybe Grace needs to give
32:51these manifestations a go
32:59Oh another peaceful day
33:00in the Love Island villa
33:01I'm too relaxed
33:02Kieran can you take over
33:04So everyone's just sort of chilling
33:06you know just lounging about
33:08in the villa today
33:09So I thought let's get everyone going
33:11Let's get some energy in you
33:13So I think we should make our own fun
33:20Oh stop it
33:21That's sick
33:23What can I say
33:24They can't get a better dance teacher
33:25than me at the moment
33:26Can they?
33:27Okay so swing your arm to the side
33:29Yeah
33:30And back in
33:31And to the other side
33:33I can't look at Ronnie
33:35I can't look at Ronnie
33:38Ronnie was the worst
33:41My country man
33:42Easier shuffle then
33:49I used to be a bit of a shuffler
33:51back in the day
33:52so I thought I'd show them
33:53a couple of my moves
33:55Go on Ron you can do it
33:56Yeah you can
33:57Leg up
33:58Out
33:59As you go
34:00No
34:01Leg up
34:02This one shuffles back
34:03Yeah next one leg up
34:05Shuffle
34:11I am honestly the worst dancer
34:14you'll ever come across
34:16I'm so bad
34:17I'm so bad
34:18like people actually enjoy it
34:19Right go on then
34:20Obviously you have to finish off
34:22with a human pyramid
34:23Yeah go on
34:24Nice and tight
34:25Right ready
34:26Right
34:27They're coming off
34:28Ready
34:29Right you ready
34:30Yeah go on
34:31Wait wait he's ready to laugh
34:35Wait let me do a video
34:38Wait let me do a video
34:39Let me do a video
34:41Ready
34:42Jenar
34:45The Jenar pyramid we're calling it
34:48Jenar
34:50Jenam
34:51Jenar
34:53Well who knows
34:54I just still don't get it
34:55I agree
34:56I'm still trying to figure out
34:57what reams of paper have to do
34:58with people looking fat
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36:07Love Island
36:15Welcome back to the final part of
36:16Love Island Unseen Bits
36:18Where the content is sweeter than dessert
36:20I think you should just go and make a waffle
36:22with loads of ice cream
36:23and just wait for your soul to blow over
36:25It's all just pure magic
36:27Embryo, er, antic or something
36:30Sounds like a bloody Harry Potter spell
36:34You'll be slipping into laughter
36:36It's our job to roll out the best unseen clips
36:39with a K
36:40So jump back on the sofa
36:42All you have to do is put your feet up
36:47Your toes are very far apart
36:49Everyone says that
36:51They say it looks like you've got a toe on me
36:59One, two, three, four
37:01I declare a thumb war
37:05One, two, three, four
37:08Again, again
37:09One, two, three, four
37:10I declare a thumb war
37:12It started with a double-fisted hand cross formation
37:14Very unconventional
37:16Will seems distracted
37:17Will almost sees her chance
37:19One, two, three
37:20You've got such long thumbs
37:22This game is more than just thumb warfare
37:24It's psychological warfare
37:26That's not fair
37:27One, two, three, four
37:28I declare a thumb war
37:31Could this round be a comeback for Uma?
37:34One, two, three, four
37:36I won, I won, I won
37:38No, you haven't won
37:39This is a decider
37:40This isn't a decider
37:42It is
37:43OK, fine
37:44One, two, three, four
37:45I declare a thumb war
37:48What's this little bar that starts?
37:50It's just dancing and stuff
37:52It's the final showdown
37:54Uma cannot let herself be distracted by Will's chat
37:57or it will be a manicure, I mean massacre
38:00I know my thumbs don't...
38:01Ah, no!
38:02No, no, see?
38:03I did it with my eyes closed
38:05I won with my eyes closed
38:07Because do you understand how this isn't fair?
38:09Your thumbs are so long, my thumbs aren't that long
38:13You've got like an extra inch with your nails on the top
38:15I told you, no, if anything it makes it...
38:17It's a hindrance
38:18All is fair in love and thumb war
38:21It's that time of the week, what time?
38:23Good!
38:25Peach-a-banana
38:30Peach-a-banana
38:31Peach-a-banana
38:33This week I asked the Islanders
38:35to show me their party tricks
38:37No, I can't, I don't have any party tricks
38:40I can make my knuckles click continuously
38:43I can't, I can't
38:44I can't, I can't
38:45I can't, I can't
38:46I can't, I can't
38:47I can make my knuckles click continuously
38:51Basically forever, so...
38:58Is that good?
39:18Is that good?
39:19Thumbs up?
39:27I mean, I can just sort of flip the old peps
39:30I don't know if it's moving
39:32There we go
39:33That's a little sad
39:35Hold on, I might be able to move this eye
39:38Wait
39:39I think it might be a global phenomenon
39:41what I can do with my second toe, to be honest with you
39:46No, wait
39:47I'm going to have to go upside down
39:50Is it doing it?
39:52No
39:53This is what I can do
39:59I can't
40:00I can't
40:01I can't
40:02I can't
40:03I can't
40:04I can't
40:06I think I can move my ears
40:09But that's a bit weird, that one, like...
40:15I'm going to weep myself
40:17Let's see
40:22I know that I can't do it
40:24My tongue does not go that way
40:26I do have an extra friend on my body
40:29and he goes by the name of Third Nipple
40:31It's not like fully out-out
40:33but it's like the nipple is there
40:35I've got a third nipple
40:36just underneath my pack here
40:38Beat. Her. Bonanza
40:40Bye!
40:43Oh, wait there, I forgot my shoes
40:45Come back next time for some more
40:48Rachel Bonanza!
41:03I've lost my page in this script
41:05Bear with me, what's happening next?
41:09Tonight on Love Island
41:11Eve drops some bangers
41:15in the villa
41:17Oh yeah, thanks Sean
41:18Let's go
41:22Yeah, yeah
41:24What's up Islanders?
41:27Let's go!
41:30Yo, yo, yo
41:32They wanna know
41:43Go Eve!
41:44Go Eve!
41:45Go Eve!
41:51Yo, yo
41:52Ayo, can I turn you on by my word spell?
41:54Look into my eyes, think I want you, can't tell
41:57Me, I keep them sexy, daddy, so I can't fail
41:59Keep it gangsta for the cowards, so I give them hell
42:02Call me misfit
42:03Honestly, it went off
42:04Everyone was giving it the irons, all that, all this
42:07Lambsdale Street with the durag
42:09Slang, spit, gang, James Beach, how they do that?
42:12Hey, I got one question
42:13I don't know if it's because I'm American
42:15What's...
42:16Is it Eggie Buff?
42:26Alright, somebody's gonna have to tell me later
42:29Eve, come into the beach hut and I'll explain the rules to you
42:32It's OK
42:33I genuinely can't believe that, by the way
42:36What, he said it?
42:37Bro, that is gonna be like, hashtag Eggie Buff
42:41That's gonna be everywhere
42:43The rules of Eggie Buff are simple
42:45It involves one person being ignored by all their friends for a laugh
42:49I wouldn't even be surprised if Eggie Buff is now copyrighted, fact
42:53Got that, Eve?
42:55Yeah, you've even got Eve saying it
42:57So if she's saying it...
42:58Hit pop royalty
43:00Eve?
43:01I think I've just been Eggie Buffed by Eve
43:09After the dramatic stale of the night before
43:12Joey
43:18Didn't expect that
43:23There was only one hot topic of conversation in the villa
43:26But when Eve walks in and says, what's Eggie Buff?
43:28That means it's...
43:29It's obviously a thing, yeah
43:31You do marketing, don't you?
43:33When we go out, we'll set up an app
43:35Eggie Buff game
43:36That could blow
43:37Yeah, maybe
43:40You have to invite friends into the app
43:43So just all ignore each other?
43:45And then you tap it when you're in like a group
43:47And it comes up with a notification
43:48And one person don't get it
43:49And then you play
43:50How good could that be?
43:52That wouldn't make any sense
43:53Why wouldn't it?
43:54Because...
43:55You're just all like airing each other for no reason
43:58But it's Eggie Buff
43:59Can I be in on this?
44:01Grace?
44:03Ronnie?
44:05Am I being Eggie Buffed again?
44:07Okay guys, this is not funny now
44:09That's it for Unseen Bits
44:11See you all next time
44:16Oh, come on
44:17Not you lot too
44:19Roll the credits
44:22Oh, I'm definitely being Eggie Buffed
44:24I'm going home